the boring thread

[~*WickedAngel*~]

I still haven't slept

[dinzdale]

So another tedious year begins.
Finally got to bed after the festivities, more bloody champagne and caviar in Rio with the greedy bastard Nolans. There is only so many times that their rendition of "I'm in the mood for dancing" topless to the strains of Samba music one can take. I have half a mind to just up anchor and let this damn 200 ft yacht sink itself of the coast of Tierra del Fuego. If it wasnt for the upcoming knighthood I would easily take the next few months off to recover my senses.
Leftover braised calfs liver for lunch, and the forcast of wind forces 8 to 10 gusting from the NNE are not going to make our passage to Tahiti any easier. Still, the Govenor General is expecting my prescence to open the new Government Office of Naked Limbo Dancing, and I hate to let down old friends.
Pass the Dom Perignon, I need a little fizz.......

[Perky Pat]

if there's anything i can do to help you through this difficult time just let me know. you've been a great help to me this past while. i'll be right here on the settee.

[Magpie]

Ohhh Dinz your post reminds me of when we walked through fire together on one of our trips to Negril years back...sigh

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/firewalk2.jpg

[Red Princess]

i have a picture of MoN

[masterofNone]

yikes...



be gentle.

[Red Princess]

as gentle as i always am

[SpecialK]

I'm bored. Someone amuse me. . .

[red]

go play here (http://www.zefrank.com/)

[Perky Pat]

There was an empty plate sitting on a surface in one of the rooms of my house. I picked up the plate and carried it into the kitchen. I then deposited the plate upon one of the kitchen work surfaces. I later reflected that all plates reside in the ego, and that the missing contents of used plates belong permanently to the unconscious mind, while work surfaces are unconscious screening-mechanisms which seek to limit the blind pleasure-seeking drives of plates by the imposition of restrictive rules. The plate had exerted a determining force upon my conscious mind, and gave rise to my dysfunctional behaviour. fvck, i miss malina.

[Frieda]

i just scanned my computer with adaware. it found 18 data miners.

[Magpie]

WTF...Perky are you smokin' crack again?

[Perky Pat]

i have decided to put on 50 pounds, grow a beard with my hair long, pierce my nose with a knitting needle and wear a black leather jacket. that will make up for the fact that I only have a settee. i will be the the enforcer around these parts and be called “dr.savage”. under no circumstances will I drop the "dr." from my name. since I have the "dr." name, the girls will not call me knob any more but will give me THAT look.

[Coffee]

And then you can prescribe crack for yourself :)

[lapietra]

I just read Perky's last two entries to this thread, cleared my throat nervously, and decided to go dry my hair.

[dinzdale]

I wondered if this was a cry for help, but then decided Perky must be seeking attention, or missing a friend quite a lot. If only we knew who his missing friend was we could help, but that would require at least one of us getting up of the settee and finding out. And it's not going to be me. I'm comfy. And Emmerdale is coming on in a few.

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by dinzdale
..I'm comfy. And Emmerdale is coming on in a few.

:) budge up.

[dinzdale]

Ok...but mind that knitting needle.

[Perky Pat]

notice that knitting needle has my little counting device on the end of it? i've temporarily shelved my ice rink made out of matchsticks and have begun knitting a new robe for my missing friend.... knit one purl one knit one purl one knit one purl one.. could you turn up the Emmerdale sound a wee bit please? lovely. :)

[funkytuba]

I just deleted my work email account from my home machine so I wouldn't keep checking and checking my work email on my days off.

[Frieda]

i got toothpaste in my eye this morning

[lapietra]

It's a sunny day in California.

[Red Princess]

finally

[funkytuba]

There's a tangled mish-mash of cords and cables between my monitor and my keyboard. Sadly, these are what connect me with the ouside world.

[Perky Pat]

I always thought it was "dull as dishwater." so i checked out a reputable on-line dictionary, as both ditch and dishwater make sense. and it turns out, both are acceptable. i'm sticking to dishwater though.

[Frieda]

burp

[funkytuba]

I turned on the dishwasher but forgot to actually turn on the water where it hooks up to our faucet. The dishwasher got halfway through its cycle before my wife noticed it. She gently chided me, then turned on the water and restarted the wash cycle.

[Frieda]

in an hour, i will wait for 4 hours for the dishwasher repair man to arrive. in an empty house. yay.

[Perky Pat]

http://pya.cc/pyaimg/img/2003111604.jpg

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
I always thought it was "dull as dishwater." so i checked out a reputable on-line dictionary, as both ditch and dishwater make sense. and it turns out, both are acceptable. i'm sticking to dishwater though.

I agree...you can find far more interesting things in ditchwater (dead rats, lost jewelery, bicycle parts, etc. )than you can in dishwater (old food, dishes, utinsels, soap).

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Coffee
lost jewelery

runs out to find some ditchwater

[red]

so is it ditchwater blonde?

[Coffee]

I once found a gold wedding band in a ditch...it was dry...but if there had been water in the ditch...oh never mind.

I'm sure there was a sad story behind the ring ending up in the ditch...glad I didn't have to listen to it...i just got a free gold ring.

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by lapietra
runs out to find some ditchwater

lala, please don't take this the wrong way, but can i ask you as a friend NOT to run on the boring thread?


..and coffee.

Originally posted by Coffee
...far more interesting things..

please, never EVER use the "i" word here again. Ever.


that will be all. :mad:

[red]

are your knickers in a twist?

[Coffee]

omg...I stand justifiably corrected.

Even though I meant to only support the use of ditch instead of dish water...I of course should have said that dish water is duller, or more boring, than ditch water.

and then to cite a list of "non-boring" things that can be found in ditch water...omg

*Hangs head in shame*
:o

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
lala, can i ask you as a friend NOT to run on the boring thread?



All right then.

*walks carefully along the periphery of the boring thread*
*does not push others*
*does not use the styrofoam lifesaving ring as a flotation device*

[red]

*pulls Lala back on the the boring thread*
*dances with Lala ON the boring thread*
*sticks out tounge at nay-sayers*

[Perky Pat]

lala: thankyou. a slow and listless walk with arms dangling lifelessly by your sides and a gormless expression on your face is de rigeur here as you well know.

coffee: ok. we'll let that be an end to the matter.

red: yes.

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by red
*dances with Lala ON the boring thread*

could you make it that dance where you stare at your partner and move nothing but your eyelids and fingertips?

[red]

hahahaha!

but what about the hips! the hips must sway!

[Perky Pat]

okay. just a tiny amount of hip swaying then, if you really must. and could you please refrain from using exclamation marks here? they hurt my ears. thanks.

[masterofNone]

gormless

[red]

it's the boring thread, not the dead thread

stuff a sock in your ears.

;)

[Red Princess]

i got socks for xmas

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by red
.. the dead thread

hmmm..

[Red Princess]

perky has posted in this thread 151 times, by far surpassing anyone else

[Perky Pat]

today when i washed up, i felt like we were connecting.

[lapietra]

I just took off my socks.

[Perky Pat]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/colingreenhill/monkeysweep.jpg

[masterofNone]

i just had a piece of fudge and i'm thinking about having another one.

[Magpie]

I'm thinking about having a piece of MoN's fudge.

[masterofNone]

it's really good. i need some milk though.

[Magpie]

I have ice cold milk! neener

[masterofNone]

my sympathies to your children.

[Magpie]

The board is slow and boring tonight. I guess some people have lives eh?

[masterofNone]

i have an intermiitent life...and of course football.

[Magpie]

An "intermitent life", yeah I guess I have one of those too. Not nearly the same as a full fledged life. How do you actually know if you have a full fledged life anyhow?

[masterofNone]

no time for television or the internet...just npr or rush.

[Magpie]

Rush?!! I suspect that people with full fledged (FFL) probably aren't discussing it Saturday nights on the internet. I guess I'll just go drink milk and wallow w/Pink Floyd or something now.

Tomorrow I shall find a life!

[masterofNone]

let me know where you find one.

i tried the airport.


and art school.

[ambo]

i'm hungry, but it's too late to eat

[Frieda]

watching ice skating

[ambo]

hey, me too !
which competition ?
why are you still wearing your christmas hat ?

[Frieda]

european championship, but it's over now.
wearing hat because i can't find my original avatar, i think it got lost in a Formatting Adventure!

[ambo]

well, it's a nice hat

who won ?

[Frieda]

men: Mark Tuitert (Netherlands)
women: Anni Friesinger (Germany)

[Coffee]

It's a very nice hat...
I try to wear my holiday sweater for at least a 1/2 month after the holidays...I like it...but it just looks wrong any other time of year, so I streatch out wearing it for a while.

[ambo]

is that the one with the big image of santa, and for his nose, there is a red pompom ?

[funkytuba]

ENHANCED CAT.5 UTP 350MHZ CM 75°c <UL> C<UL> CMG E190560 24AWG 4PR-ETL VERIFIEDTIA/EIA 568A PATCH

[red]

I opened a web page, didn't find what I was looking for so I closed it.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by funkytuba
ENHANCED CAT.5 UTP 350MHZ CM 75°c <UL> C<UL> CMG E190560 24AWG 4PR-ETL VERIFIEDTIA/EIA 568A PATCH

recognizable geek speak

[Frieda]

i ordered 10 meters CAT6 today.

i have to pee

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Red Princess
recognizable geek speak

I thought it was pretty boring though...

[masterofNone]

i haven't given my belly button much thought in the past year.

[Red Princess]

only to non geeks but there are a few of those around.....

expose LW file GRANDPS_k_LW in offset H=0.00 W=0.00 with CT file Grand_PS_K_CT K in relative offset H=0.00 W=0.00 in format s133r8
Dolev:no stop spirals during plot
Dolev:end of all exposures
Dolev:Current job plotting completed sucessfully

[Frieda]

enough please, this reminds me of work :eek:


i still have to pee

[rmr]

so.......i showed up for work today :(

[bealeblues]

you showed up for work 3 times today?

[Perky Pat]

"regional manager" has gone back to head office.

[chuckie egg]

no one will cam with me

[red]

canned soup is economically pleasing, but gastronomically boring

[fodder]

adding bell peppers and lemon pepper to canned soup makes for a delicious meal

but it's still boring

[Perky Pat]

regional manager has distributed his trip report.

[jaymirror]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
regional manager has distributed his trip report.

Could be fun if it was a good trip...

[chuckie egg]

my right hand is colder than my left one

[malina]

i was sitting at my desk and feeling slightly uncomfortable. i shifted my arse a bit to the right on my chair and the discomfort disappeared. if that position will become uncomfortable, i shall shift again, thus spending my day adjusting to my uncomfortable surroundings.

[Perky Pat]

yes, be kind to your best physical feature.:)

[red]

I have to get back to work.
I miss this.

[chuckie egg]

I have my legs crossed, its not that comfy

[Red Princess]

it seems a bother to comb my hair this morning

[Magpie]

staring at my lava lamp is making me sleepy

[masterofNone]

is lava lamp a new euphemism i haven't been introduced to?

[ambo]

moN is screaming at me
i'm running away

[Magpie]

Originally posted by masterofNone
is lava lamp a new euphemism i haven't been introduced to?

Lava lamp, vessel of joy, temple steps.. what ever the kids are calling it these days.

[lapietra]

lava, lava, lava lamp

i'd love to turn you on...





Oh, not me. Simon LeBon would. ;) Isn't that nice?

[chuckie egg]

I just ate a yoghurt

[Perky Pat]

some shoes.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/colingreenhill/SHOES.JPG

[Red Princess]

jt posted a picture of a horse dick. (envy?)

[Perkina]

what's a dick, auntie peep?

[Red Princess]

my cousin susie says it is one of those "hangy down" things that boys have

[Perkina]

i have more than one!! :D

[rmr]

the phone rang so i picked it up and said hello. it was the wrong number so i hung up.

[jasmina]

i want to go home

[Marcus Bales]

I bought some batteries.

[jasmina]

oh.
Were they, like, um, Li Ion?

[Marcus Bales]

They were $4.76 and silver with a green stripe.

[auntie aubrey]

i'm thinking about getting lunch but i'm not sure i'm hungry enough yet.

[lapietra]

This bagel is slightly stale, so when I toasted it it gives this nice chewy texture that I like in a bagel. It's also got asiago cheese in it, which I also like.

[auntie aubrey]

it turns out i was hungry enough so i went and got a salad. the plastic fork wasn't quite sturdy enough to stab the carrots, though.

[Marcus Bales]

There's a song playing on the radio that I don't like.

[Coffee]

Please don't tell me what it is, my day is boring enough already.

[trisherina]

That girl at work brought in her new baby.

[Jack Flanders]

My sister-in-laws husband droning on and on about what his car costs to fill up with gas and the mileage he gets. Insert a stick into my left ear and jab it, please.

[Brynn]

I'm yawning and wondering about things in general.

[Marcus Bales]

My sister-in-laws husband droning on and on about what his car costs to fill up with gas and the mileage he gets. Insert a stick into my left ear and jab it, please.

Would that be your brother? How boring!

I'm about to put on my socks.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'm about to put on my socks.

Are you a left then right or a right then left kind of guy?

I usually do right then left myself. Not that I have anything against left then right you know. I say live and let live, especially in the sock department. Each to their own, marching to the beat of a different drum and at all. Different strokes for different folks. Now that was a show. Mr Drummond was my favourite character. But I don't know how he operated below the ankle if you catch my drift.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Of course, when it comes to socks, I always try to get a bit of pattern. Makes matching a little more efficient I find. But on these pattern socks these days, and I'm sure it wasn't much different in your granddad's time, the pattern is only one side of the sock, which raises a very important issue, to wit, pattern in or pattern out! The issue is confounded of course, when one adopts a rotation approach to minimise wear on the big toe area.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Then of course there's your basic black. Simple and elegant, but a devil in the sorting once you get a few pairs on the go. Also prone to show the fluff.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

hello?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The fellow seems to have wandered off.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Which reminds me of a humourous story someone once told to me. I can't remember how it went, but it was pretty funny.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Yes, I've been told a few good ones over the years, but I never remember them. Just like names and faces. And birthdays.

[jasmina]

Of course, when it comes to socks, I always try to get a bit of pattern. Makes matching a little more efficient I find. But on these pattern socks these days, and I'm sure it wasn't much different in your granddad's time, the pattern is only one side of the sock, which raises a very important issue, to wit, pattern in or pattern out! The issue is confounded of course, when one adopts a rotation approach to minimise wear on the big toe area.

Ah well, now that you mention it, I'm more of a stripes person myself. And I think you'll find that stripes show up on both sides!

I hope you're as excited about this as I am.

[12"razormix]

i would like to point out :mad: ... :confused: never mind

[12"razormix]

( i refuse to wear socks )

( unless we're going skiing or something )

( it has to be really cold though )


( and i HAT skiing )
( fvckken snow)


all that blasted snow .... !!! :mad: :mad:

:mad: ok i'm mad now. great.

[jasmina]

Not even stripey socks?

[jasmina]

apparently Einstein didn't wear socks

are you trying to be like Einstein

[12"razormix]

only when it comes to hair and socks

[12"razormix]

Not even stripey socks?no. stripey pants on the other hand.... :)

[lapietra]

*yawn*

[jasmina]

LALA! I lalalike you a lot but please don't yawn at razor's stripey pants!
They are so interesting I propose we move them to the non-boring thread.
Someone, please, direct me there.

[Frieda]

buuuuurpffff

[zero]

stripey pants on the other hand.... :)

groan

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the instant coffee is particularly typical today, but not remarkably so

[12"razormix]

the non-boring thread.
Someone, please, direct me there.for mina (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=3061&page=24&highlight=interesting+thread) :)

[rmr]

how could you post that link in the boring thread??

[12"razormix]

that's me. living on the edge.

[12"razormix]

i truly hate my phone. it's nasty. the cord never completely untangles and snaps at you when you try to unravel it. look at the asshole sitting smugly on my desk!

[rmr]

i don't find anything you say interesting and my life is so vanilla

[12"razormix]

http://static.flickr.com/20/70526366_84a97997e0_m.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/38/119777698_ae57a9eaae_m.jpg

[12"razormix]

http://www.kingcommunications.co.uk/images/black-phone-200.gif

:mad:

[12"razormix]

i just took a call from mr. ramirez who did not wish to discuss anything of importance. i wished him a good day although i'm not certain that he cares.

[zero]

i have been developing this post since 3:20pm. what do you think of it?

[12"razormix]

i cannae be arsed to look atit

[zero]

all this time while you couldnae be arsed i was sorting string

[12"razormix]

this is the boring thread! :mad: pm me if you must boast about your flashy lifestyle

[zero]

anyone interested in a game of kick the ball meet down at the bottom of the board after teatime

[dinzdale]

What?

[zero]

^i'm pretty sure professor dinzdale was just feigning interest in the game of "kick the ball" but anyway it goes like this: the first player carefully places the ball on the ground and then kicks it (hence the name "kick the ball") in any direction as hard as he or she can. he or she must then immediately retrieve it in order that the next player can do the same. the winner is the last person to declare: "bollocks to this, i cannae be arsed", and slope off home. players get extra points for "kicking like a girl" and missing completely.

if nobody turns up i'll just have a game of "kick the ball - solitaire version"

[dinzdale]

Sounds like a lot of effort to be bored.

Stare at this if you want boring......

































































.

[Frieda]

DOUBLE YOU TEA EF IS UPpah??


nothing?









ok.

[Coffee]

Actually, that was quite restful, thanks.

Sounds like a lot of effort to be bored.

Stare at this if you want boring......

































































.

[ambo]

i like blue pens

[Jaime]

I just emptied the dishwasher.

[lapietra]

*struggles to keep eyes open*















*gives up*

[Jack Flanders]

I'm watching my brother-in-law cut the grass. It's still very hot. Tomorrow should be cooler.

[Brynn]

I just heated up a corn dog in the microwave and it completely fell apart.

[Brynn]

^ I thought about previewing that last post before posting it.

[Brynn]

My avatar is too festive for this thread. And by too festive, I mean it doesn't have enough colors in the monotone family - I did not mean to bring festivities to mind at all by using the word "festive." All I'm saying is that it needs to be less festive, which is the opposite of "festive." Or rather "more festive" is the opposite of "less festive," strictly speaking. That is, if I were to post here exclusively from now on. I'd have to do something about it.
The naked thigh on it might be too provocative as well (see note above about intentionally using words that are not boring).
I wonder if anyone knows what else it says on the avatar.
That's right. It says something about if you're happy, clap your hands. I'd quote it exactly, but there is no way I'm breaking the rules further here. It's from an album cover of a band I've never heard, which is lame of me, I know. Suffice it to say that what it actually says is fairly inappropriate for here, and, strictly speaking, the opposite of "if you're depressed, stick your head in the oven, but make sure it's a gas oven or you'll only get second and third degree burns on your face and then you'll be even more depressed." Actually, that's wrong too. The opposite of "clap your hands" is "don't clap your hands."
The avatar is orange, and orange is one of my favorite colors, but I'm getting bored with it in general, which is why I bring it up here. I wish it were the same thing only more of a peachy-orange color. Or coral. Coral would be less visually under-stimulating. And what are those bits and pieces of things floating around. Body parts? Swirly things? Too small to see, really.
I don't change my avatar too often. Other things I change all the time, of course, and I hope everyone does in case they end up in an ambulance from putting their head in an oven or something and don't want to be embarrassed in front of a couple of strange paramedics, or a few nurses you'll never see again in the burn unit. And a doctor or two, depending on the severity of your burns. Although why they would want you to take off your pants if only your face is burned is something I - this is getting out of hand. Breathe deeply and slowly. Your mother is not reminding you to change your underwear daily anymore. Not that you wouldn't - you are entirely normal and boring that way - you just don't have to sound like her. So go back to your room and close the door, and do whatever you like with your underwear, we don't want to be bothered with it here, so put them on or put them away, we really don't care.
The passion flower vine outside my back door is in full burst of color. I can't help that it's called "passion flower." Its not my fault. I guess I could have left out the name of the flower and just lied and said that it was blooming wanly out there.
I could go google "passion flower" and put it in my avatar, but I won't.
It's actually a very strange-looking flower. It looks like it's from outer space. But it's really not, of course, and therefore boring. Actual flowers from outer space would be really something, but life is fairly humdrum about letting us see things like that every day. Or ever. I saw a meteor once. Big chunk of boring, ordinary-looking rock. So it just goes to show you that just because it's from outer space does not mean that it's necessarily going to look particularly exotic in anyway, and is therefore extremely disappointing and boring.
My corn dog tasted like it was from outer space, or at least it tasted like it was in dehydrated form like the kind of corn dogs astronauts eat from a tube in outer space. That would be a nice plain avatar. An overcooked falling apart corndog with mustard on it. From a tube. And a picture of a smiling astronaut sucking it from his tube and blowing kisses to his wife and kids via satellite and listening, slightly bored from the time delay, to his wife telling him how bored she is without him and wants him to cut his mission short and come home and be with her instead of discovering something that will help all of mankind. I mean, really, it's at least seven or ten minutes between exchanges and he can't pick his nose in between waiting to respond because he knows that in seven to ten minutes, she will see him do it, and possibly several NASA web cams as well, not to mention you tube,so he has to be on his best behavior and make a good impression because he's in space and his wife is home and missing him and bored and that is just not a good situation for a typical marriage. But those astronaut wives are always so by-the-book anyway, and would never dream of cheating on their exotic husbands. For one thing, they probably come from military too - their fathers most likely. They're hopelessly hooked in love because they're married to someone who goes up into outer space of all things, and they can brag to the ordinary people that they have conjugal relations with men who traipse around in zero gravity blah blah blah blah - but what they really do is just hang out with other astronaut's wives and drink coffee and eat coffee cake and smoke because deep down they all know that it's actually a real bummer to be alone all the time, and the heavy black meteor just sits there and doesn't sparkle or anything after all even if it is from outer space.

[xfox]

I wish I could be that^ boring. Actually.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

ENCOURAGES TEAMWORK AND COLLABORATION ACROSS OUR ORGANISATION FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL STAKE HOLDERS

Behaviours
a. Actively shares ideas and information across the organisation
b. Does not put personal agenda ahead of the organisation
c. Demonstrates appreciation of diversity in the workplace
d. "Speaks up" for colleagues
e. Actively supports the organisation's decisions

Not Applicable
Exceptional strength
Clear strength
Strength
Effective
Some scope for development
Developmental need
Clear development need

[Brynn]

xfox, being a muse is hard, boring work, and you do it so well.

[xfox]

Brynn, you are correct, too kind and amusing, still, my fondness for your posts, and a some others, endures. For a lucky few, it's easy come, easy go.

[ambo]

My foot hurts.

[12"razormix]

i just spilled a whole bottle of water all over my desk, phone and keyboard.


i am no longer bored.

[zero]

баланюз

[zero]

funny ringtones

[zero]

online casino

[zero]

hi guys...never had a samsung phone b4 but im thinking of buying one soon coz im loving clamshell phones more and more each day and it appears that samsung has the smallest clamshell phones w/c is really cool. my question is...does e730 have a speakerphone/loudspeaker/built-in handsfree so u dont need to hold it up to ur ear when your talking to someone on the phone while driving at the same time? and can u easily put it on loudspeaker when making a call even b4 talking to someone? im asking this bcoz right now im using a sony ericsson s700i and i find it very irritating how they designed their loudspeaker where u can only put it on loudspeaker once u're already talking to someone on the phone http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/images/smilies/cs_meanie.gif

[zero]

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[zero]

blackjack ruleta en linea

[zero]

look at this fantastic mask of george w!!

[zero]

ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen noodles, ramen

[Anna]

http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/h/herb_parsley.jpg

[Brynn]

I always eat the parsley. I'm not sure why.

[zero]

.


http://content.videojug.com/31/313af52b-3c65-7a0e-350f-ff0008c889ba/how-to-attach-door-numbers.PostIt.jpg (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-attach-door-numbers)
^click

[auntie aubrey]

so this is what a coma is like.

[zero]

.


http://content.videojug.com/d0/d02e205e-c3c4-020c-a592-ff0008c8900d/how-to-fill-a-windscreen-washer-tank.PostIt.jpg (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-fill-a-windscreen-washer-tank)
^click

[Frieda]

cool

they have one that says "how to fit a peep hole"

boredom begone!

[12"razormix]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/070406/deer-bong.gif

[zero]

some things were scattered around on my desk.


i picked them up one at a time.


i put the things in the drawer which i use for putting things.

[12"razormix]

i have removed all cups and water bottles from my desk. i'm thirsty dammit.

[zero]

oh, so you've removed all cups and water bottles from your desk and you're thirsty?

[12"razormix]

hello. i have removed ... oh ... where is my water bottle?? :mad:

[zero]

hello


can u please stop cotaminaminaminating boring thread with exclamations etc.?

e.g.

dammit

and

:mad:


http://kirupa.com/forum/images/smilies/blankstare.gif<---this is the only one that's appropriate for here

[zero]

O FVCKK!!! I'VE GONE AND OFFENDED HER MIXNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.ffx2.com/forum/images/smilies/shock.gif

[12"razormix]

oh hi. :) who are YOU?

hold on while i... where the FVCK is my waterbottle????? :mad:

[zero]

please provide full description of lost item (waterbottle)

[12"razormix]

i've been told it looks like a sunflower oil bottle

[zero]

really? which brand?

[12"razormix]

they didn't name any names.

[12"razormix]

no names were named.

[zero]

i suspetcie that they took it for themsleves

[12"razormix]

this is boring! :mad:

[zero]

ok. let's make a big deep breath now


because our previous ones don't seem very satisfactory now as we think back upon them

[zero]

this is boring! :mad:


open your mind 12"rhodesianridgeback it's totally zen

[zero]

i can see my own atoms

[12"razormix]

itube myself

[trisherina]

I am giving myself a pedicure. Just clear polish.

[12"razormix]

that's the most exciting thing i've heard all day ( except zero's atmos of course )

[Frieda]

i'm waiting for my dinner to cook itself

sometimes i stir, but not all the time.

[trisherina]

I don't like wooden spoons.

[zero]

http://www.sketchzilla.com/madlibs/pill.gif (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=9877)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Words rhyming with temper include Kemper, Stemper, and Tremper all of which are surnames, with the most popular being Kemper.

[T.I.P.]

Each day, people write sentences containing the word "the".

[brightpearl]

http://www.cnxll.cn/common/upload_img/2007612165339_LVL%2001.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

three posts in 4 minutes might be a little too exciting for this thread

[trisherina]

Another one?

[Tunesmith]

three posts in 4 minutes might be a little too exciting for this thread

oh my...I almost became dizzy there.

I think I'd better join the 17 other people across the webbernet watching grass grow (http://www.watching-grass-grow.com/)

you're all welcome to join me.

[T.I.P.]

i feel safe in this thread

[T.I.P.]

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer..

[brightpearl]

^AUUUGGGHHHH!

Now lookit what you made me do, screaming in the boring thread...

[T.I.P.]

today i finally got that email out that i was meaning to write to that person.

[lukkucairi]

I've decided I need to go be bored for a while as a remedy to an all-encompassing flat panic that's eaten my head and has started munching on my thorax during the past five days

there's a game called "bubble breaker" on my phone.

ooohh yes.

[brightpearl]

I feel like watching tv for the first time in like a year, and there is nothing on.

Emeril Live.

Pshaw.

[zero]

an item was occupying some space on the surface of my desk


with my right hand i lifted the object up from its position


for around 17 seconds i held it in my hand while i considered my options


i yhen placed the item in a way such that it occupied a different area of the desk surface

[zero]

yhen??

[zero]

yhat's what i said

[auntie aubrey]

http://i30.tinypic.com/24zzzg4.gif (http://www.watching-grass-grow.com/)

[Marcus Bales]

I'm supposed to drink a glass of water 30 minutes before I eat, so I drank the water and now I'm reading what you guys are writing.

[brightpearl]

I'm reading about you reading what other people wrote.

[brightpearl]

It's like watching fishing.

Or studying the freaking Kreb's cycle.

[brightpearl]

I'm going through chemistry tutorials online and it's

booooorrrrring.

[T.I.P.]

i'm sitting in front of a computer wearing shorts.

[brightpearl]

Well, take them off and then you'll be magically transported away from boring.

[brightpearl]

Fer Pete's sake, how is it possible that chemistry has gotten even more boring since last week?

*urk*

[brightpearl]

I don't care what the formula for acetate is.

Not even a little.

[T.I.P.]

^ made me go to the wikipedia to check out the recipe for acetaters. Turns out that they are best served with a side of anions - i would not have guessed.

[brightpearl]

Oh god,
is there a horrible pun thread?!?

You went and made me laugh and now I've got to get out of the boring thread. :D :D

[Frieda]

i'm tired

[Stephi_B]

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/showthread.php?t=4959&page=31

....

[Frieda]

no new emails

[Frieda]

still no new emails

[Frieda]

went to the bathroom, still no new emails

[Jack Flanders]

I just cut my hair. Umm

[T.I.P.]

ba hooring

[michaelG]

This thread is as boring as a white man's sex life

[12"razormix]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2089/2409486473_57fc7a03b5_m.jpg

[zero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Monarch_of_the_Glen,_Edwin_Landseer,_1851.jpg/616px-Monarch_of_the_Glen,_Edwin_Landseer,_1851.jpg

[trisherina]

Finished paying my bills online.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

the windows are dirty

[Frieda]

cleaning my bedroom.

[michaelG]

http://www.grenzclockrepair.com/files/Boring_Clearance_Hole_fs.jpg

boring

[brightpearl]

truth in advertising (http://www.flickr.com/groups/boring/pool/)

[12"razormix]

http://nl1.cetrine.net/tk1/photofunia/1236384000/17/19/F4F1A108-426C-4268-848A-4C1EDEA1ED88.jpg
blah blah blah blah blah

[MoJoRiSin]

see the world
ask what it's for
understanding, nothing more.
~graeme edge
the moody blues
don't you feel small ?

[MoJoRiSin]

mo will be working
at her job
jusring teatime this day and
tomorrow
her coworkers' father
is dying in Toronto
and she is helping cover his shifts
so,
bye for today :)

[Marcus Bales]

http://nl1.cetrine.net/tk1/photofunia/1236384000/17/19/F4F1A108-426C-4268-848A-4C1EDEA1ED88.jpg
blah blah blah blah blah

LOL!

[brightpearl]

packing is boooooorrrrring.

So is this bloody internship. Nearly done, then just gotta write a booorrrring paper about what I did on my summer not-at-all-a-vacation.