Good morning

[Audreyvgs]

Mornin! We saw the fireworks at the Pier, walked the 20 steps back to the party and ate our faces off...I had carrot cake, key lime pie and strawberry stuff for desert, and my lactose intolerance took the night off. OOO what a dare that was! So, feeling cocky from livin on the edge, we went home and had the annual fireworks show in our driveway, this time mostly screamin exploding bottlerockets (savin the big bucks for vacation) and we have this really long straight driveway, and we shoot em up, or out towards Green Boulevard if no cars are comin. 90%, no matter where we aimed em eventually hit my sister's boyfriend's car, parked off to the side there. It's a POS, so we laughed everytime that projectile hit metal. or the top. or exploded under it.

The boyfriend walked out this am and remarked that there was a huge pile of spent munitions surrounding his car.....he thought it was funny, luckily...(thereby shortening his double secret probation as the new BF)

[daverbee]

Mornin', all!
Whoa! Almost afternoon!
Guess I better get in gear and get them ribs ready.
Have a good Monday whether you're having a holiday or not!

[RuneT]

thanks and mornin all

[topcat]

good morning. mondays are always good.

[Clytie]

i just woke up from my daze at work...musta been the sugar from the chocolate covered donuts and the caffeine from the coffee :D

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
The boyfriend walked out this am and remarked that there was a huge pile of spent munitions surrounding his car.....he thought it was funny, luckily...(thereby shortening his double secret probation as the new BF)

You are definately picking the next guy I date. If I ever date again, that is.

[Coffee]

Good morning all.

Whew..the cats survived another 4th of July. Normally Mira is a quivering ball of nerves underneath something all day long...yesterday she was unflappable. I was amazed...she only looked slightly worried when the occasional REALLY FARKING BIG BANG went off nearby. Mao was like all...huh...this noise again..what's wrong with people, cheez?.

really nice fireworks show in my town this year. They must have set off $8000.00 + worth of fireworks in the finale alone.

Oddly enough, probably as a result of me reading Ishi right now, and reading about California pioneer asshats that adopted a shoot first understand never mentality towards the native indians...the firework show made me feel really sad ...especially considering that I was laying in a field that probably heard Mexican cannons and rifles shooting at native indians.
During the firework show i was listening to the farking loud booms and the echos coming off of the hills, and it made me soooo sad to think of all the peeps around the world recently that have had to listen to real munitions (which must be hundreds and thousands of times more powerful) going off in their home towns...our US munitions that is. Damn it made me feel really bad.
As I was feeling those "small" booms echoing through my bodily fluids, I couldn't help wondering how it must feel to have a 1500 lb block buster bomb go off 500 yards away from someone. Wow, that would really suck.

So...I'm hoping/wishing that everyone gets to have an independance day/year/life from experiencing someone elses bombs farking up their days/years/lives.

[Audreyvgs]

HE SPENT THE WHOLE MORNING SETTING ROCKS IN THE WALL- HE MIXED HIS OWN CEMENT!!! CAN I PICK EM OR WHAT?

You're on, NYC, when you're ready.

[zenbabe]

A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weissenflatz]

good morning monkey friends!

[Clytie]

*blinks at them all blankly* its morning already?

[Audreyvgs]

Zen! What are you doin up already?

[sparticle]

I bet she hasn't been to bed yet! ;)

Mornin', all! :)

[Audreyvgs]

oOOOO that makes too much sense for this early....mornin everybody! You musta had your coffee already. Im just startin you can tell!

[daverbee]

I feel lucky to be up at all.
Still haven't recovered from Sunday night's fireworks show. Giving out popcorn and soft drinks all night and not having any help...I should get paid for doing that.
Oh...good morning!

[Clytie]

aweeeeee daver your the nicest old geezer i know

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Clytie
aweeeeee daver your the nicest old geezer i know
Why, thanky, you young geezer!

[Clytie]

http://www.12gauge.com/images/photos/wrinkledguy.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

YEAH! It's not Monday! WHOO HOO!

Mornin.

[dinzdale]

Good morning

[nycwriters]

Hey sunshine, welcome back. How was the trip and the room temperature ale?

[weissenflatz]

good morning monkeys!

is wednesday. I like wednesdays ;-)

[sparticle]

Mornin', all!

Today Little Spart may get good news from the doctor. She has been in an orthopedic boot/cast thingie all summer because of a stress fracture to her tibia from running track. If the x-ray looks good this morning, the doc may let her take it off. I will be so happy for her if that's the case -- she's been so good about the whole thing.

And I go back to the Mad Dentist this afternoon -- ai yi! :D

Good day for appointments -- kinda rainy.

[Clytie]

good morning all...

im being attacked by country music! *under her desk hiding from it*

[sparticle]

Coffee wrote:

During the firework show i was listening to the farking loud booms and the echos coming off of the hills, and it made me soooo sad to think of all the peeps around the world recently that have had to listen to real munitions (which must be hundreds and thousands of times more powerful) going off in their home towns...our US munitions that is. Damn it made me feel really bad.
As I was feeling those "small" booms echoing through my bodily fluids, I couldn't help wondering how it must feel to have a 1500 lb block buster bomb go off 500 yards away from someone. Wow, that would really suck.

So...I'm hoping/wishing that everyone gets to have an independance day/year/life from experiencing someone elses bombs farking up their days/years/lives.

I had many of the same thoughts while watching fireworks after the baseball game Monday. We were right, I mean, right underneath the place where they were being fired. We came away clothes reeking of sulfur, and everybody got paper and dust and probably bits of gunpowder in their hair, and as the "bombs burst in air", I couldn't help but think how sad it was that for some people on earth, the shrieking and screaming would be not in excitement or awe but in genuine terror and that not all nearby explosions are friendly -- in fact, for most of the world's people they are not.

I mused that the only good use they have ever found yet for gunpowder is fireworks, and I wish we'd see a day when that's all it was ever used for again.

[daverbee]

Sad to think that entertainment was the chief purpose the Chinese originally had for fireworks.
It wasn't until it was imported to the West that all the shvt hit the fan...
Of course, the Chinese being human just like the rest of us, it would probably only have been a matter of time before one of them got the idea.

[dinzdale]

Good morning evryone. Still catching up from the last 2 weeks laziness, and trying to spend more valuable time here.
A bunch of you have already made me smile today. Life's OK. :)

[Spicy Jack]

morning dinz. happy day.

morning everyone. i might get keys to my new place today. whoo hoo!

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Still catching up from the last 2 weeks laziness, and trying to spend more valuable time here.

Feel free to skip over my crap/drama.

[Coffee]

Gouda Morning all.
Hope everyone's day is cheesy, and easy.

I saw David Byrne/Talking Head's movie Real Stories last night...and am listening to the album today...fun, random, cool.

Peace.

[Spicy Jack]

oh, i forgot, speaking of cheesy, i opened my Styrofoam to go box o'nachos yesterday and was so overwhelmed by their glorious uberness that i was compelled to take a picture of them. got out my camera, did a quick photo shoot, my friend looks at me funny, got home - my computer wouldn't read the card! :( ended up fiddling with it and losing uber super duper nacho pictures. you should have SEEN them. they were AMAZING. *sigh* sorry i let you all down. :(

[Audreyvgs]

uberdisappointment!

[daverbee]

Ubernachocheesaholic Withdrawals approach...

[Avalon]

Good Morning Monkeys!!
I have coffee..good, flavored coffee!!
OOOPs, I mean flavoured coffee:p

[sparticle]

Spicy! I want my Virtual Nachos! Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

Mornin', all!

Hey, Avvy -- what flavo(u)r coffee???

[daverbee]

"Flavoured" coffee?
Could it be you've gotten your hands on some Canadian Coffee? English Coffee? Australian Coffee? Bahamian Coffee? Falkland Islandian Coffee?

[Avalon]

Nahhhh, Dinz just got back from England and brought back alot of extra, superfluous "U"s. I'm just helping him use them :p

[Avalon]

Originally posted by sparticle
Spicy! I want my Virtual Nachos! Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

Mornin', all!

Hey, Avvy -- what flavo(u)r coffee???

Swiss chocolate almond!! yum..want some?? Be glad to share :)

[sparticle]

Don't tempt me to hop on 90 -- I gotta sheetload of work to do and no inclination to do it just now. ;)

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Avalon
Nahhhh, Dinz just got back from England and brought back alot of extra, superfluous "U"s. I'm just helping him use them :p

:D :D :D :D :D

[Aphrodite]

Good morning.
My kids are officially on their way home. I got the phone call this morning and talked to both of them.

I missed them so much. I cannot wait.

They'll be here sometime tomorrow night. :D

[RuneT]

mornin people.

[sparticle]

It's the Rune-inator! Hiya, you! :)

[daverbee]

Good Morning!
I'm the only maintenance guy in the building again. It's so quiiiiiiet!

[Audreyvgs]

I'm Runeifficent!

I wonder how Dinz liked my birthday card?

HEY AV! That squirrel was out there doin jumpin jacks and flips this morning! It must be that time of year! I hated to let the dogs out, but they were crossin their legs, then never did see him.

I'm putting all my old fitz and floyd on ebay, damn, it takes longer to list it than to sell it, im wonderin whether its worth my time.

[Spicy Jack]

MORNING!

I am singing Franky really loud in my office and dancing around. It is a great morning. YEAH! Best of mornings to everyone!

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs



HEY AV! That squirrel was out there doin jumpin jacks and flips this morning! It must be that time of year! I hated to let the dogs out, but they were crossin their legs, then never did see him.


:D
All mine know how to do is beg for food. E. says we have raised generations of helpless, lazy squirrels :rolleyes:

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Avalon
:D
All mine know how to do is beg for food. E. says we have raised generations of helpless, lazy squirrels :rolleyes:
When yo go into the backcountry on Cumberland Island, ther park Rangers have you go through a little orientation talk before sending you out into the wild.
One of the rangers said in a lecture I was at once that the raccoons in the big, established campground would sit on tree branches above the campers and hold out their hands for food! :D

[Clytie]

Originally posted by daverbee
Good Morning!
I'm the only maintenance guy in the building again. It's so quiiiiiiet!

Morning! Hows my favorite Geezer? sounds kinda dull there...wanna come fix my filing cabinet?

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Clytie
..wanna come fix my filing cabinet?

Cue: cheesy, out of sync 70's music and skimpy lingerie as opening scene of porn flick.........

[Clytie]

my drawers are all over the unit!!!(i actually made the mistake of saying that out loud to one of my nurses)

[ally]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Cue: cheesy, out of sync 70's music and skimpy lingerie as opening scene of porn flick.........

you do realise i just choked on my sarnie visualising that don't you?

[priceyfatprude]

I have just crawled out of my coffin. I wouldn't call it a GOOD morning...

[daverbee]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Cue: cheesy, out of sync 70's music and skimpy lingerie as opening scene of porn flick.........
I'd need a droopier mustache and a bigger....um...never mind.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Clytie
Morning! Hows my favorite Geezer? sounds kinda dull there...wanna come fix my filing cabinet?
Got plenty to do, it's just quiet without Norris in here grinding metal. I can hear my fingers tapping on the keyboard! Kinda nice...

[ally]

Originally posted by daverbee
I'd need a droopier mustache and a bigger....um...never mind.

or a:

a bigger mustache & a droopier...

[Clytie]

its not really morning any more...glad im just here for 4 :)

grinding metal???

[daverbee]

Originally posted by ally
or a:

a bigger mustache & a droopier...
In porn, don't they prefer stiffer? Or are you referring to my boobs?

[ally]

i was refering to the general atmosphere of the fiml so far, out of sync 70's cheesy music etc...

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Clytie


grinding metal???
Norris does all the metal work. He's fabricating a carrier we can use to transport plywood, sheetrock, and those heavy doors right now.
I'm building a set of base cabinets for Radiology. He probably complains about saw noise...

[daverbee]

Originally posted by ally
i was refering to the general atmosphere of the fiml so far, out of sync 70's cheesy music etc...
Ah!
Just so you know, I don't have boobs and at my age, if I did, they'd probably be droopy. :D

[Clytie]

Originally posted by daverbee
Norris does all the metal work. He's fabricating a carrier we can use to transport plywood, sheetrock, and those heavy doors right now.
I'm building a set of base cabinets for Radiology. He probably complains about saw noise...

wanna come work for us? ive got a ton of stuff up here and i cant seem to get maintance on it

[dinzdale]

Clytie: wanna come fix my filing cabinet?
(background cheesy 70's guitar.... Weeeoooooweeeeoooo)

Daver: it's just quiet without Norris in here grinding metal

Clytie: my drawers are all over the unit
(lace housecoat falls open....... Weeeoooooweeeeoooo)

Daver: I'm building a set of base cabinets for Radiology

Clytie : Ooooh !! (. Weeeoooooweeeeoooo)..ive got a ton of stuff up here and i cant seem to get maintance on it...
(bends over with imposing cleavage.....)

....... Weeeoooooweeeeoooochukkachakkkachukkar..weeeooohhh ooo

*Muffled grunts and moaning*

[daverbee]

You edited that? Why?
Did you spell "Weeeoooooweeeeoooochukkachakkkachukkar..weeeooohhh ooo"
wrong?

[dinzdale]

I added the imposing cleavage.....my bad :(

[daverbee]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I added the imposing cleavage.....my bad :(
Imposing cleavage is a good thing, isn't it?

[dinzdale]

Yeah, but I was trying to keep it true to life, and just got carried away.......embellishing....and stuff....

[ally]

ha ha ha, dinz is getting carried away with his porn film about daverbee & clytie... *titter titter*

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by ally
*titter titter*

:confused: what's that?

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
:confused: what's that?

She is giggling. AND it happens to be a naughty sounding word!

[ally]

*giggle giggle*

[Spicy Jack]

*teeter toter*

[daverbee]

Good Morning!

[ally]

morning daverbee!! well, afternoon actually.

[Avalon]

Good Morning!
Have had coffee, but I am slow moving this morning. Seems a short week makes me lazy (ier).:rolleyes:

Whoo hooo the weekend is nearly upon us fellow monkeys!!

[ally]

morning avalon & all other monkys that are around to read this.

[Aphrodite]

Good Morning Monkeys!

The kids slept in Berkley last night and will be home this afternoon!!! Yippee!

I can't believe how much I missed them.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
Good Morning Monkeys!

The kids slept in Berkley last night and will be home this afternoon!!! Yippee!

I can't believe how much I missed them.
You're their Mom! I believe it!
Just think, you've had your first bout with empty nest syndrome!

[rmr]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1996/gallery/340/patsy.jpg

it's not a good morning.

[Clytie]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Clytie: wanna come fix my filing cabinet?
(background cheesy 70's guitar.... Weeeoooooweeeeoooo)

Daver: it's just quiet without Norris in here grinding metal

Clytie: my drawers are all over the unit
(lace housecoat falls open....... Weeeoooooweeeeoooo)

Daver: I'm building a set of base cabinets for Radiology

Clytie : Ooooh !! (. Weeeoooooweeeeoooo)..ive got a ton of stuff up here and i cant seem to get maintance on it...
(bends over with imposing cleavage.....)

....... Weeeoooooweeeeoooochukkachakkkachukkar..weeeooohhh ooo





ahhhhhhhhhhhh *blushes bright pink* i guess i missed something when i left the board yesterday
*Muffled grunts and moaning*

[Clytie]

Originally posted by daverbee
Imposing cleavage is a good thing, isn't it?

what exactly is Imposing cleavage?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Clytie
what exactly is Imposing cleavage?

This mabey???

http://www.bigthings.ca/newbruns/pictures/axe1.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Coffee
This mabey???

http://www.bigthings.ca/newbruns/pictures/axe1.jpg

That was nice....Maybe smaller cleavage could be imposing as well?
http://www.msm.cam.ac.uk/doitpoms/tlplib/AD3/images/cleavage_of_gypsum-s.jpg

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
That was nice....Maybe smaller cleavage could be imposing as well?
http://www.msm.cam.ac.uk/doitpoms/tlplib/AD3/images/cleavage_of_gypsum-s.jpg

ooo.... what is that?

[Aphrodite]

gypsum

It can be separated into layers, that look like shiny almost clear leaves.

[lapietra]

Wow... very pretty.
Just looked it up on google... quite a useful stone! :)

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Coffee
This mabey???

http://www.bigthings.ca/newbruns/pictures/axe1.jpg
That's more of an imposing cleaver, wouldn't you say?

[daverbee]

Actually, here's a whole family of imposing Cleavers...

[Aphrodite]

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols2/cleaver.ward.gif
Ward was an imposing Cleaver.

[xerocs]

Good Morning,

I just woke up.

Rough night.

How are you guys?

[Aphrodite]

Good Morning Xerocs.

We're fine, but apparently June and Ward feel that there is something wrong with the Beaver.

[Spicy Jack]

beaver and cleavage....

[Aphrodite]

What a crazy mixed up world.:cool:

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
beaver and cleavage....
A friend of mine saw a movie quite a few years ago that featured Jay North who played Dennis the Menace.
About halfway through the movie, this lady removes her top and displays a huge set of ta-ta's to Jay.
My friend said somebody in the audience yelled out, "Holy Smoke, Mr. Wilson!" and that got the biggest laugh of the night.

[Avalon]

What was the dirtiest joke told on TV during the50-60's?

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.

:rolleyes:

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by rmr
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1996/gallery/340/patsy.jpg

it's not a good morning. I have asked you repeatedly. Not to post pictures of me.

Oy what a morning.

[Clytie]

is that pamela lee?

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Clytie
is that pamela lee?

Patsy Lee
heh heh heh

[rmr]

Originally posted by Clytie
is that pamela lee?

heheheheheh...........that cracked me up..

[daverbee]

Good Morning!
Beautiful day!

[ally]

morning daverbee, yup, nice here too, just got back from the pool, eating lunch, about to put leo down for a snooze. oh & more to the point: NO MORE COLD!! woohoo!!

[Clytie]

hiya hi hi hi!
its morning.

i had a bizzarre dream last nite...i was at a carnival and the clowns were attacking me...

[Clytie]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh- it smells like butt at work today!!! http://darrenkahan.com/photos/spain2002/malaga/064%20-%20somebody%20smells%20stinky.jpg

[Avalon]

Good Morning Monkeys!
It's Monday,raining and HUMID!!
I am forever grateful to whomever invented A/C!

:D

[Aphrodite]

Good Morning

Garbage day today. You've gotta love getting up and running around gathering garbage cans from the rooms and putting them into a larger bag. The best part is dragging them to the road in your pajamas with bed head and just glaring at any car that drives by.
I swear in the morning, I look more like Medusa then Aphrodite!
http://farine.homestead.com/files/medusa.jpg

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Clytie
hiya hi hi hi!
its morning.

i had a bizzarre dream last nite...i was at a carnival and the clowns were attacking me...
With water balloons or pies?

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
Good Morning

Garbage day today. You've gotta love getting up and running around gathering garbage cans from the rooms and putting them into a larger bag. The best part is dragging them to the road in your pajamas with bed head and just glaring at any car that drives by.
I swear in the morning, I look more like Medusa then Aphrodite!
http://farine.homestead.com/files/medusa.jpg
Medusa's pretty attractive in that picture! I see Krishna, Lord Rama, and Ganesh among others attached to her head!
Just don't turn any passing motorists to stone. That could be difficult to explain to the police.

Gotta finish the fire extinguisher inspections today. In the parking garage. In the heat. Before it rains.
Better get to it.

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by daverbee
Medusa's pretty attractive in that picture! I see Krishna, Lord Rama, and Ganesh among others attached to her head!
Just don't turn any passing motorists to stone. That could be difficult to explain to the police.

Gotta finish the fire extinguisher inspections today. In the parking garage. In the heat. Before it rains.
Better get to it.

This was one of the few pics that she wasn't naked. I can't have everyone thinking I only like to be naked goddesses. *wink*

Everyone here is already stoned. Not much damage I can do.

[Clytie]

Originally posted by daverbee
With water balloons or pies?

both!!!!

[Clytie]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
This was one of the few pics that she wasn't naked. I can't have everyone thinking I only like to be naked goddesses. *wink*

Everyone here is already stoned. Not much damage I can do.

heres a kool one http://www.notsobad.blogger.com.br/medusa.jpg

[funkytuba]

gotta love the 6am burping wake-up scream

[dinzdale]

Yeah, women do that....:rolleyes:



Morning,
I'm here at work instead of playing in the Hooters Golf Tournament :mad:
By now I would have a skimpy pair of bright orange shorts on my head, but NO, I'm typing fvcking numbers peopal round here are too dumb to understand.

...Oh yeah, and I'm pissed off about it........:mad:

[topcat]

good monday morning. and dinz that sucks

[dinzdale]

It was for Charity too.....think of the children :(

[Avalon]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Yeah, women do that....:rolleyes:



Morning,
I'm here at work instead of playing in the Hooters Golf Tournament :mad:
By now I would have a skimpy pair of bright orange shorts on my head, but NO, I'm typing fvcking numbers peopal round here are too dumb to understand.

...Oh yeah, and I'm pissed off about it........:mad:

wow, I never woulda guessed you were angry:rolleyes:

[topcat]

what are the children going to do? dinz doesn't have little orange shorts on his head. dinz if i was you, i would have marked off sick from work and played. life is short my friend

[dinzdale]

I even booked the day off as vacation, but the boss said I couldnt have the day off, as no-one else could do my work today.:(

I hope Tiny Tim hits him with his crutch.:mad:

[Avalon]

Farking bosses..what do they know?
If he comes back from lunch with orange shorts on his head, I'd do some damage if I were you.

[dinzdale]

I think the only way to make this day better (for the children of course) is if you send me some skimpy orange shorts that you have recently worn....for a charity auction on here perhaps....

[Avalon]

Wait..is that me or topcat you were speaking to? :p

[dinzdale]

Whoever looks best in them :)

[Avalon]

You Go Topcat!!!! :p

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I hope Tiny Tim hits him in his crotch.
whuh?

[xerocs]

Good Morning,

How was everyone's weekend? I had a month off and this is my first day back to work... It sucks. Top it off with everytime I logged into YIM this weekend I missed the person I was logging in to see... And I had to shave my beard and I didn't sleep good last night... worried about being late on my first day back. All together just a Monday proper.

[Spicy Jack]

Good Morning! I woke up an hour before work. I love this!

[topcat]

ok avalon, picture me in orange hooters shorts. who wants to start the nightmares thread?

[ally]

well, i was thinking about opening a worst haircuts pictures, but it could be extended to worse photos full stop!! go buy the shorts now!

[Clytie]

good morning all you am monkeys!!! ahhh the guy whose tv i normally watch from my desk -- isnt awake. im missing all my (his) shows

[chuckie egg]

morning clytie! :)

[Clytie]

chuckie!!!!!!!! I missed you :(

[Aphrodite]

Good Morning!

Today's forecast for the States and Canada...Humid with rain and Thunderstorms.

[Klynne]

Humid, yep, my hair has freaked out. Someone at work accused me of having mall hair. Oh, well, can't help it.

[Spicy Jack]

I apologize now for the big giant smile on my face :D ! Yes, it is a good morning...good indeed. Ahhhhh. Nothing like a 2 min walk to work to make any day better. I will try not to be too cheery until the morning has passed. Morning people can make you want to tear their eyes out. I would like to keep mine. :p

o/ Good Morning! o/

[bealeblues]

the only time it is ever a truly good morning is when you sleep past morning right into afternoon....

[Spicy Jack]

AMEN!

[lapietra]

Yay Spicy!

So when's the housewarming? :D

It is sort of a good morning here... still fighting this damn chest cold & all my clothes are sticking to me 'cos it's too damn HOT and I just took a shower and now I'm about to drive an hour to work.
Bleh. :(

So I'll try to have a vicarious good morning through Miz Spicy... :p

See y'all in an hour or so!

[Avalon]

Morning..again:rolleyes:
and I hear it is going to last til noon! GRRRR..I have to find coffee..FLAVORED coffee or my place of employement will become the House of Pain!;)

[Clytie]

good morning yall...

whew is it hot in here!

my nurses have the heat CRANKED

[chuckie egg]

Mornin yall!

hehe

[xerocs]

Morning,

I am at work and my head hurts.

[chuckie egg]

hangover?

[daverbee]

Morning, all!
Still sleepy. I wanted to go back home...as I was pulliing out of the driveway.
I'm here now, I'll make the best of it...

[chuckie egg]

I'm still sleepy, and its lunchtime here!

[Clytie]

i hate time zones...i think everyone should just be on the same time and deal with the dark!

Cali being 3 hrs ahead of me is the reason im sooo tired today. *yawns* im goin on -- 2 hrs of sleep

[chuckie egg]

ouch... I simply cannot function without sleep

[daverbee]

I can, I just don't like to.

[xerocs]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
hangover?

I think I am still hungover from my vacation...

[chuckie egg]

there there...

water
paracetamol

[Aphrodite]

Good Morning

Thunderstorms since 330 am. On and off. Off now. I need to bike to work. I must be there for 10. weeeeeee

[Clytie]

we had storms from 11pm - 3am

my power was out and i couldnt take a shower til 3!!!!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

nightums

[red]

nighty-night

good afternoon

and

good morning

[daverbee]

Late Good Morning! Guess it's still morning on the Left Coast.

[Clytie]

i thot i lost this thread.... good (late) morning http://www.waynehiggins.com/landscapes/images/morning%20sun.jpg

[Avalon]

Still morning, but only for 10 more minutes..then NOON!!

YeeeeHaaa!!
My vacation starts at 3:15 pm today and I would be even more elated if that really didn't amount to 2 weeks off with out pay:rolleyes:

Oh well..A bad day on vacation is still better than a good day at work! :cool:

[daverbee]

Have a great time on vacation, Avvy! Any plans?

[Avalon]

I always have great plans..then reality steps in ;)
Nope, going to be at home or just up at the lake for a few days. But I won't be working and that is what counts!:)

[daverbee]

True enough!
A lot of the folks I ask that of here say, "Anywhere but this place!"

[Frieda]

evening, monkeys!

[Clytie]

morning!http://www.sterlinginsights.com/cof_gallery/images/02%20Good%20Morning%20Sun.jpg

[lapietra]

http://www.planetside.co.uk/terragen/images/perfectdawn.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

Morning. *yawn* Caffine hasen't kicked in yet. Oh well.

[Clytie]

hiya spicy ...

thought of you....

http://www.turkey-fryers-online.com/images/cajun_injector/cajun_hot_spicy.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

injectable cajun marinara...i won't even touch that one....


morning clytie. hope all is calm in the icu.

[Magpie]

Morning (late) All...

Heyyyy Spicy! SNOOOOOOCHIE!

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images9/cheese.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

SNOOOOCHIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!

http://www.madkev.co.uk/gfx/pickle.jpg

[Clytie]

icus great today! got a trainee... so im free free free!!!!!!

*cartwheels*

you still in the medical field?

[Spicy Jack]

csi

[Clytie]

ooooo fun! my docs are on a new rotation... got some CUTE ones! ;)

[daverbee]

Your lab looks like it'd make a great kitchen, Spicy!
Good (Very belated) Morning!

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by daverbee
Your lab looks like it'd make a great kitchen, Spicy!
Good (Very belated) Morning!

ew. not unless you are cooking leg o' man. ew.

[daverbee]

Give it a good steam clean and you could invite Emeril in for a celebrity visit! :D

[Spicy Jack]

...if Emiril had a toe tag...


*BAM* love that guy. he knows how to spice things up. *BAM*

[Aphrodite]

If you had ever sampled my cooking, you would probably believe it came from your lab.

[Spicy Jack]

My cooking consists of mac'n cheese, pasta, grilled cheese sammies, and cereal. :(

[Clytie]

so you work where my sheeted stretchers end up!

[priceyfatprude]

Good morning. Gotta love sleeping pills. :D

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Clytie
so you work where my soiled sheets end up!

:eek:

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
My cooking consists of mac'n cheese, pasta, grilled cheese sammies, and cereal. :(

Dude! and enchiladas!!!

[daverbee]

Wouldn't be Spicy Jack without that! And nachos!

[Coffee]

A day without cheese would be like night.

hmmm...that's lame...I like night!

A day without cheese would be like that part of the day when you have to drag your ass out of bed to go to work after waking from a really cool dream.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Coffee
A day without cheese would be like night.

hmmm...that's lame...I like night!

A day without cheese would be like that part of the day when you have to drag your ass out of bed to go to work after waking from a really cool dream.

A dream about CHEESE!


Oh yeah, I make some mean enchiladas! Except the whole kitchen ends up all red and it is an udder mess. So I only make those on special occasions...the first time I made them, I made them just like I had always seen my grandma and mom make um. I had about 4 pans full of them, then I realized I lived alone. Luckily they were easy to give away. Whoops.

[daverbee]

Good Morning!
OK, off to do work related stuff...

[chuckie egg]

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Clytie]

hiyall!

im here bright and early. whew we already had an ER admit! and my yearly review. guess whose gettin a raise?? :D

[Magpie]

Morning Farking Monkey Friends (just to piss Moel and JT off ;) )

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/monkey_01.gif

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Clytie


guess whose gettin a raise?? :D
Ummmm...Larry King? Shaq? Scooby Doo? Retired General John Shalikashvili? Retired General John Shalikashvili's wife? (I just like writing the name Shalikashvili.)
shalikashvilishalikashvilishalikashvilishalikashvi li

[daverbee]

Good Morning! ouch

[chuckie egg]

Aww.. hope the back gets better soon Dave!

[ally]

mornin all, cheers for the resumé daverbee!! hope you get better asap.

[daverbee]

Morning, West Coasters!
Back feels better now that I have a few hours of work from it. Funny how that helps sometimes...

[Spicy Jack]

Mornin Daver! Take it easy on the back, I'm glad it is feeling better though.

[daverbee]

Afternoon should be easy.
I have some plaster work to do but I can put it off until tomorrow if need be.
Thanks for the concern!
The enchilada and nachos for lunch helped put me in a better frame of mind, anyway!

[Spicy Jack]

I think the nachos broke my camara. I am so mad that pic didn't turn out. I opened the box and it was like Pulp Fiction when they open up the suit case...glowing gorgeous nachos that overwhelm you. *sigh* I took a picture and my camara hasen't worked since. Today I think I still have left over mac n' cheese for lunch.

[agentsmith]

*yawn*

morning all....

*shambles off to get coffee*

[daverbee]

Morning, Agent!
Have a fun filled, fluffy bunny day!

[Aphrodite]

Good Morning.

[madasacutsnake]

*yawn*

Night all. Tomorrow is the 7 am fight-with-rabid-dealers-day at the local market and then lucky, lucky me, I get to work til midnight at the old crazys' home.

[daverbee]

Try organizing the old crazy's into a group and going on a field trip to Australia's Parliament. Or would that be like being punished for the same thing twice?
Good Morning!

[Audreyvgs]

Gmorning all, Dav we posted polar opposite responses to av on the secret identity thread ! :p

[daverbee]

Ha!
Great minds don't always think alike! :D

[Willow Sylph]

G'morning Coffee! G'morning everyone else when you get on board!

[daverbee]

Good morning!

[Clytie]

morning!

already having too much fun at work...what would i do with out my insane nursing staff? god i love the craZies

[daverbee]

Me, too.
Off to it!

[Clytie]

http://www.jokke-svin.dk/jpg/kalendertegninger/geezer.jpg

[madasacutsnake]

Try organizing the old crazy's into a group and going on a field trip to Australia's Parliament.

No thanks. Insert joke about incontinence here.

[Aphrodite]

Good Morning all.
It is Monday and this is a week I have been waiting for.
It should be a good day.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Clytie
http://www.jokke-svin.dk/jpg/kalendertegninger/geezer.jpg
Looks like Squidward...

[Clytie]

that is just an artists rendition...im sure they didnt do you justice

[daverbee]

I have one or two more teeth than that...

[Aphrodite]

Good Morning crew!

[Clytie]

hey guys! *cartwheels* wow nothing like a code in the morning to wake you up....whew...glad she pulled through!

[masterofNone]

clytie, i hope i'm never sick in your neck of the woods.

[Clytie]

hey! my nurses are great! and we have a great team of docs. Our hospital is rated number 11 in the US!

[topcat]

wow, its rated number 1 twice!

[Spicy Jack]

Hi....ugh...tequila...ugh....

$1.95 Margarita Mondays....all day....

http://www.acapulcorestaurants.com/images/acagold.jpg

Ow.

[daverbee]

Good Morning, Spicy! Hungover are we? Sorry to hear that! Hope you feel better!

[Spicy Jack]

HUNGOVER...NOT BLIND...

ow...


sorry.


need.....nachos...mmm..........

I'm gonna open a Nacho Bar. That will be my new goal in life. Free nachos to monkeys. Yum.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack



need.....nachos...mmm..........

I'm gonna open a Nacho Bar. That will be my new goal in life. Free nachos to monkeys. Yum. [/B]
That's an idea who's time has come! We gotta seriously think about that. I bet we could take over the entire USA with nacho bars!

[Spicy Jack]

We would make so many people happy. Imagine peoples faces as we present them with a golden pile of steamy cheesy nachos. The only thing better than a Nacho Bar would be a Mobile Nacho Bar. Like the ice cream man, but with nachos. Yum. I want a Nacho Man!

o/ Nacho Nacho Man

I want to be

a Nacho Man o/

(i so apologize for that)

[Clytie]

http://www.campdudley.org/images/summerCamp/726Nacho%20Man.jpg

[daverbee]

:D :D :D :D :D :D
Laughing at both Spicy and Clytie's posts!

[lapietra]

mmmmm.... think of the possibilities...

You could have regular nachos.... Cajun nachos (with Louisiana hot sauce soaked blackened chicken)... Asian nachos (wonton skins with peanut sauce)... Hawaiian nachos (ham and pineapple)... Ethiopian nachos (something undefineable but tasty)... Indian nachos (naan with raita and mango chutney)....French nachos (those would come with mayo)... wowie.
And the appropriate cocktails. ;)

[Frieda]

that reminds me of that scene in From Dusk Till Dawn at the Titty Twister bar..

PVSSY! PVSSY! We got white pvssy, black pvssy, Spanish pvssy, yellow pvssy, hot pvssy, cold pvssy, wet pvssy, tight pvssy..

[daverbee]

Originally posted by lapietra
mmmmm.... think of the possibilities...

You could have regular nachos.... Cajun nachos (with Louisiana hot sauce soaked blackened chicken)... Asian nachos (wonton skins with peanut sauce)... Hawaiian nachos (ham and pineapple)... Ethiopian nachos (something undefineable but tasty)... Indian nachos (naan with raita and mango chutney)....French nachos (those would come with mayo)... wowie.
And the appropriate cocktails. ;)
Ethiopian Nachos...undefinable sound a little scary.
The French nachos should be served by a rude waiter with an awful French accent.
Actually, as food ideas, they all sound pretty good! When do we start getting the financing together?

[Spicy Jack]

Do your rain dance on your roof again and this time ask for donations...tell them you won't get down till enough money is raised! Throw popcorn at the masses.

[Aphrodite]

Hey I know it isn't morning, but on my popcorn, I love to melt shredded cheese and cut up olives. This works well on triscuits, and crackers as well.
Try it on your nachos! I want to try the nachos you guys talk about. Ours are sold in a bag and don't do anything for me. Or you can get them at the movies, once again, no big thrill.

[Clytie]

im sooo craving nachos! and its only 8am!!!

mornin yall!

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Do your rain dance on your roof again and this time ask for donations...tell them you won't get down till enough money is raised! Throw popcorn at the masses.
It's been raining so much lately, I'd be aftraid to do the rain dance again. Apparently it was successful the first time.
Maybe we can collect donations for the Nacho Foundation! What better charity could you donate to?

[Aphrodite]

Good Morning!
I woke up today with pink eye in both eyes!!!!! Doctor appointment at 1145.

Request:
On behalf of the Southern Ontario chapter of the Nacho Impaired for Comestible Equity (SO NICE), I would like to offer you the chance to donate REAL Nachos, to those of us who only get the grocery store or movie theatre kind.

Please send your nachos or your banking information and $1100. to me, um, I mean the foundation, and you will be made the honourary Nacho King or Queen for the entire year.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
Good Morning!
I woke up today with pink eye in both eyes!!!!! Doctor appointment at 1145.

Request:
On behalf of the Southern Ontario chapter of the Nacho Impaired for Comestible Equity (SO NICE), I would like to offer you the chance to donate REAL Nachos, to those of us who only get the grocery store or movie theatre kind.

Please send your nachos or your banking information and $1100. to me, um, I mean the foundation, and you will be made the honourary Nacho King or Queen for the entire year.
I would take you up on the offer but I ate the nachos on the way to the post office and spent the $1100 on more nachos. Sorry.
*burp*

[daverbee]

Good Morning!

[Clytie]

heyall!

*cartwheels* its a lovely monday morning here!

[chuckie egg]

Morning!

How was the wedding? The one I went to was perfect :)

[Clytie]

gorgeous...my decorations lookd awesome :) *a bit proud of herself*

ill post pics asap

[chuckie egg]

oooo I can't wait! I got some good snaps too :D

[Clytie]

the wedding was soo huge..the biggest ive ever been too...over 500 people in attendance!

[chuckie egg]

:eek:

[Clytie]

BIG family...the first wedding in a family of 14 kids!

[chuckie egg]

:eek: :eek:

[Clytie]

yea that small fact always gets everyone...lol

12 girls 2 boys---oldest is 27 the youngest is 2

[chuckie egg]

:eek: :eek: :eek: lol

wow

[Clytie]

Bethany lookd amazing and all of her sisters did too--they were all in the wedding... the platform was filled with wisteria colored dresses and a blur of tolle...

i unfortunately will be in all of the wedding pictures...in a black suit

[red]

g'morning monkeys. I'm still sleepy, so I'm just gonna curl up over here and take a little power nap.

[Spicy Jack]

it is NOT a good morning.

[Clytie]

http://www.theblendmagazine.com/palomar/nachos.jpg http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/s/p/spn113/nachos.jpg http://toof.nounandverb.com/tfImages/tfNachos/nachos4.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

hey..that made me smile. wow...nachos have a greater power over me than i had thought. *sigh*

[Clytie]

its because they are ...

http://www.albertosmexicanfood.com/food/images/Super_Nachos.jpg

[Clytie]

morning all...

heya geeZer guy!