Good morning

[Coffee]

Ged Demmet lady.
some warnin please....
yikes that woke me up fast...

Boo

:D

[lapietra]

whodat?

[agentsmith]

another sweeeeeeeeet jrocker. same band as the beaut in my avatar.

[lapietra]

ohhhh.... I thought it might be you... :D
You got a Halloweenie pic yet? *hopefulface*

[agentsmith]

not yet...but sooon!

[Coffee]

*tapping fingers...waiting for pics*

Root beer gone...going for coffee.

[jaymirror]

Good morning. I'm back to work. Ehm...

[bealeblues]

'morning you farging monkeys.....

i still don't quite have all the ar-kansas scrubbed off of me, so if i throw in a yee-haw or two, just roll with it

[rmr]

Good morning all!!

I feel much better today!!

[bealeblues]

good morning rims....

[malina]

morning rims 'n beale! :D

[dinzdale]

Morning jellybrains, geeks, twats, tossers and droids.

[rmr]

Hi Malina and Beale.........and dinz :|

[bealeblues]

'morning malina--- had your canadian freeze yet?

oh yeah, 'morning britishwanker....

[rmr]

Hi Beale!!!

How was the party??

[Perky Pat]

Morning's gone now here, so can I just say "hello" or something?

[rmr]

Hi Perky.....hope you had an enjoyable morning :)

[bealeblues]

the party got a little out of control, as you might imagine... i about amputated my toe, and it has hurt like hell ever since.... hopefully i'll be getting some pics to post very soon (over the email) so you can see what a true UT fan looks like....

[Coffee]

good morning.
hello to those of you not in morning.

[dinzdale]

Morning Coffee....are you fresh, or merely the dregs left after the greedy bastards got to you?

[Coffee]

Well...don't know if fresh even applies to how you make it...but I am always fresh at my house.
Is it possible to have fresh instant coffee dinz?

[catbelly]

Morning all! How was your weekend?

[malina]

mornin' cat tummy!

[Coffee]

Morning CatTum.

*Putting fresh pot on for Catbelly.*

[rmr]

Morning Catbelly and Paranoid Coffee!!

[Coffee]

Hey...just because my email is out to get me does not mean I'm paranoid.

Good morning rmr.

[rmr]

good afternoon

[dinzdale]

Hello Brian.

[rmr]

I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!!!!!


:D

[Frieda]

good evening all :)

[Audreyvgs]

I have a halloween candy hangover.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I have a halloween candy hangover.

Had mine yesterday...owww.

[rmr]

i have a two day hangover..............:eek:

[dinzdale]

Self-inflicted,
Try clean living, pure and happy thoughts and a bit of self control.

:)

[rmr]

i'm sorry did you just tell me to use birth control????

oh i'm sorry........you said self control.

[dinzdale]

hi

[rmr]

*waving*

hi right back at ya!!

[Audreyvgs]

It's me that needs the control, and a good dentist.

[bealeblues]

mornin' monkeys.

my head hurts.

[jaymirror]

Again!

(hi everyone!)

[jaymirror]

RUNE HAS PICTURES AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO SHOW THEM!!!!

[bealeblues]

i suppose rune doesn't want to post any pics b/c he thinks he's a star for having a video game named after him:

http://www.modernfix.com/vgames/pc/rune.jpg


funny, i don't see a "frieda" game out there anywhere... coincidence????

[RuneT]

thats nice!

[rmr]

Good morning everyone!!!

[RuneT]

yeah yeah I hear you

[bealeblues]

mornin' rimmer....

i'm slower than normal today, which basically has the effect of putting me in a full coma...

[Perky Pat]

:) hello over there.

[malina]

mornin' all :D
( my head hurts - beale you got any drugs on yUou? )

[bealeblues]

for you babe, anything.... what's your drug of choice?

[malina]

bring it on, i don't give a ****! :D

[bealeblues]

we'll start off light:


http://www.eplanetshopping.com/assets/medpersonal/product_images/tylenol-with-codeine-30.jpg

[malina]

thanks lovey!!! *kissies*

[dinzdale]

Morning twats.

[malina]

mornin' papa dinz! :D

[dinzdale]

What's with the headaches today?
Overindulgence at the shine of Bacchus?
Sniffung the Superglue again?

No sympathy here.

[Red Princess]

*yawn* *stretch* i feel good this morning, except for a few stiff muscles

[jaymirror]

FORGET IT!!!

[Red Princess]

JM. go to the calm down thread for a few minutes

[Coffee]

good morning all...
I feel like instant coffee (crap) today.
Headache, stuffy nose...arrggghhh.
I hope it's just a weather change kind of thing.

[rmr]

it's not a good afternoon here either.........we're out of coffee :(

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Coffee
Headache, stuffy nose...arrggghhh.
I hope it's just a weather change kind of thing.

Rub some leaves on the affected part, burn a candle, fold your legs up into a knot, stick needles in unrelated parts, meditate, attend some lesbian theatre, move your furniture, share the experience with a group, shower in a waterfall, or...

...take 2 aspirin, drink a big coffee (or beer) and surf for porn.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Rub some leaves on the affected part, burn a candle, fold your legs up into a knot, stick needles in unrelated parts, meditate, attend some lesbian theatre, move your furniture, share the experience with a group, shower in a waterfall, or...

...take 2 aspirin, drink a big coffee (or beer) and surf for porn.

decisions, decisions.
:D

[Audreyvgs]

OGoodlord, Dinz, Good morning twats? Is that like twat's up? Is that British? Bangers and Mash? Is that kind of like me saying "Good Morning Schlongs?" Wieners? Phalluses? Willies?

[rmr]

hehe....audrey is funny :D

[malina]

morning monkeys :)

[Perky Pat]

:) It's still morning so... 'morning!

[Audreyvgs]

If your picture is not here, please refer to the Mugs Thread.
http://www.coccozella.com/PIC/AAA/indexkeyimage3.jpg

[jaymirror]

:D it's afternoon, but I just woke up, so hi everyone!

[rmr]

Good morning....Malina, Perky, Audrey (and her naked people) and Jay (who was lazy and just woke up)

:) Happy HUMP day to you all!!!

[dinzdale]

Morning everybody !

Wakey Wakey !! Hands off cocks, on socks.

[bealeblues]

yeah yeah yeah, good morning monkeys

whatever

[rmr]

I didn't have my hands on a C*ck.......you sicko!!

[malina]

i think he was talking to himself .... ( some men do that in the morning )

[bealeblues]

why do you think that the british fvck's favorite term is 'wanker'

[RuneT]

easy!

Because they wank a lot.

[malina]

mornin' ruuuuuuuuuuune! :)

[RuneT]

good afternoon love!

I feel better today. I'm almost harmless. Try to poke me and see what happens!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by RuneT
Because they wank a lot.

I'm sure Dickie is not a representative sample enough to say THEY.

[bealeblues]

i think you are representative enough to verify that allegation....

[dinzdale]

Good morning to you too crawfish breath. That IS crawfish isnt it?

[bealeblues]

i'll never tell....

[dinzdale]

Have you been eating hooker's drawers again?

[RuneT]

You brits say it all the time. One can only assume!

[priceyfatprude]

Good morning, darlings. Happy Hump Day.

[RuneT]

Happy Hump Day is every Monday. It's not allowed to hump on Wednesdays.

[rmr]

Good morning beale, rune and pfp.....................

[bealeblues]

mornin' rimmer....

CALM DOWN BRIAN FELLOW

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by rmr
Good morning beale, rune and pfp........

*Ahem* :(

[rmr]

umm..........i'm soooo sorry!!!!!!

good morning dinz who has his hands on his socks!

[RuneT]

morning rimmie and everyone.

Who is Brian Fellow?

[rmr]

http://www.tracymorgan.net/imgs/TrMo-BrianFellow.jpg

I'M BRIAN FELLOW!!!

[malina]

http://chrisfarley.netmegs.com/farlindx.jpg

[bealeblues]

before it even gets posted, i'm beating you monkeys to the punch....




http://www.splicedwire.com/01reviews/joedirt_.jpg

[RuneT]

is that your new boyfriend?

[bealeblues]

let's ask the question of which monkey is a known cross dresser and then re-evaluate your question...

[rmr]

are you directing that question towards me?

[malina]

you ARE brian fellow!!!

[rmr]

Originally posted by malina
you ARE brian fellow!!!


Finally someone understands me!!!

[priceyfatprude]

I watched Tommy Boy last night.

Good morning Rimmie dahlink. Give Simon a kissy for me.

[malina]

mornin' pfp! :D

[rmr]

Hi pfp............how's it going????

[priceyfatprude]

Good morning Malina. :D How are you?

It's going, Rims. It's going. :) How you be?

[Audreyvgs]

Oh mannn, I was up too early to catch anybody, then now I'm home but its late. I wanted to make some sort of lewd poking comment to Rune, but they say, timing is everything, and he's waaay asleep by now! durn it!

Well, gmorning and gdevening to all.

[malina]

it's never too late ( or too early ) for lewd, poking comments.... ;) morning audrey!

g'morning all! :D

[Perky Pat]

'morning! :D

[malina]

'morning! :D

[laughingbuddha]

'morning! :D

[RuneT]

Morning. Sleep well?

[laughingbuddha]

like a baby! is that well enough?

[RuneT]

Have you been screaming and farting all night again?

[laughingbuddha]

as usual.. my neighbours were complaining

[Audreyvgs]

In the scant 6 hours that I got, I don't think there was time for farting. Or anything else. I was sleepin too hard.




Mornin'!

[Magpie]

Morning All,
Up all night due to a high dose steriod treatment for a medical thingy... anyone want there kitchen cleaned w/a toothbrush? :eek:
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/savex.gif
Wheeeeeeeee!

[RuneT]

Yes please. Will you wear an apron?

[bealeblues]

maybe you should explain the significance of the apron, rune....

btw, mornin' monkeys---- you'll be without me for a better part of the day today, so

CELEBRATE!

[Audreyvgs]

My cleaning lady's here! Yayyyyy!



NOW it's a good morning!

[Audreyvgs]

Where 'y goin, Beale?

[bealeblues]

4 depositions of city employees today. jackass lawyer from new orleans taking them, so this should take a while...

(i know that 'jackass' and 'lawyer' is redundant, but it's necessary when referring to new orleans attys)

[Magpie]

Uh Ohhh, what's up w/the apron Rune?

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/hotdish.jpg http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/latex.jpg

[AllegroNg]

Good mornin! I made y'all some grits!:)

[bealeblues]

mag, the pic to the right is almost dead-on

[RuneT]

haha hell no, I take the one on the left thank you. Beale, please entertain the black smith while I show this young lady the kithen.

[Audreyvgs]

thilly guys.

[rmr]

hi good morning......i think someone took me hostage last night......please be nice to me today.

[bealeblues]

good morning, brian.... bad night last night?

[rmr]

you don't know the half of it...........it was awful.......i swear if i wasn't so sure, i'd think some people had it out for me.

[Red Princess]

go to the calm down thread rmr

[rmr]

you can't get rid of me......... and ain't going back there after my ass whooping yesterday....so there!!!

[Audreyvgs]

http://www.jonessoda.com/gifs4/whoopcans.jpg

[Frieda]

good evening! :)

[Coffee]

Good Morning and Evening.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by rmr
you can't get rid of me......... and ain't going back there after my ass whooping yesterday....so there!!!

i could whooop your ass right here if you like, that oughta wake you up. good morning by the way

[rmr]

no, but thanks for the thought!!

[Red Princess]

anytime

[malina]

http://www.midamericawebsites.com/southernscenes/photos/animals_cat_yawn.jpg

'morning monkeys!

[RuneT]

ohho ohhh ohhhoooohhhh waaaaa waa waaaaa waaaa mornin!

[Perky Pat]

:) 'mornin'!

[jaymirror]

Nice pusy, malina! Morning everyone.

[jaymirror]

s

[jaymirror]

http://physics.unl.edu/directory/ducharme/ROOTIMAGES/Face.jpg

[Audreyvgs]

Well, I'm up! Damn thas' scary!

[bealeblues]

mornin' you damn monkeys

[RuneT]

mornin, damn you too beale

[bealeblues]

and a damn mornin' to you, my viking friend....

[RuneT]

damn, who is that person above?

[jaymirror]

he says he's a professor in physics or sthg like that

[bealeblues]

hell rune, it's friday-- can't i be less of a jackass on friday??

[RuneT]

not you beale, the big image that jay posted.

[bealeblues]

mea culpa

[RuneT]

you getting hammered today beale?

[bealeblues]

well of course.... wish i was hammered right now....

[RuneT]

me 2. I have to move more shite today. thats my Friday.

[rmr]

Good morning, you damn beale, rune, jay and audrey!

[RuneT]

damn morning to you too rimmie. wassup? (and don't ask me that in the morning)

[rmr]

don't ask you WASSUP in the morning??? how come??

i'm very happy it's friday.........other then that, I wish i was back in bed.

[RuneT]

youre a girl. you wouldn't understand.

[rmr]

bada bing..........bada boom...........THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT....woof woof!!!

[RuneT]

rimmie is good but very slow in the morning :p

[rmr]

:D

thank you for being so damn understanding!!!!

[malina]

moin rimmsenrune!!!

[Audreyvgs]

Damn fine mornin! I'm fast in the am!!! yay me!:eek:

[rmr]

whassup!!!

Hi malina...........happy friday to you.

[malina]

thank you, happy friday to you too!!! :D

mornin' audrey!

[RuneT]

this is about the time where I leave work
how cool is that?

[malina]

i think it pretty much sucks! :p

[Audreyvgs]

I miss you Rune! Get over that move!

Hi everybody, well, I gotta get back to work.

http://www.audreyheffner.net/bathfour.jpg

[RuneT]

:* thanks. I miss me too!

[rmr]

I miss me and you!!!

[jaymirror]

Audrey is that your place in the picture? Lovely.

[Audreyvgs]

Client's house, been there all summer and fall, soon as i finish one mural, she's got something else for me to do, she's not there, but I think she's just happy somebody's in the house. A strange rare occurence of steady employment! Unfortunately, I'll be finished like next Tuesday. She's comin on the 13th. :(

[Frieda]

it looks great, audrey! wow!

[Audreyvgs]

Thanks! This is the one that took the longest, I've got some noodling to do on it still:

http://www.audreyheffner.net/fleuhrniche2.jpg

the third one is on my site, and the rest was putting color on the walls in those little box things that go up into the ceiling, with lights in them, they're called something, and I forgot. I call them too damn high for me to be up on a ladder.

[bealeblues]

good late mornin' to all my favorite monkeys. you know who you are.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
good late mornin' to all my favorite monkeys. you know who you are.


and the rest of us can just piss off

[rmr]

Originally posted by bealeblues
good late mornin' to all my favorite monkeys. you know who you are.

Good morning Beale..............SHWOOPIE!!!!

[bealeblues]

originally posted by RP
and the rest of us can just piss off


hmmm... that's about right


(filling in for dinz is pretty easy)

[priceyfatprude]

Good morning, everyone.

[rmr]

Good morning PFP and RP!!!

[malina]

*kissies* pfp and beales :D

[bealeblues]

originally posted by rimmer
SHWOOPIE!!!!

no, you're SHWOOPIE!!!!!

[rmr]

Originally posted by bealeblues
no, you're SHWOOPIE!!!!!


NO, YOU ARE THE SHWOOPIE!!!!!

[bealeblues]

originally posted by rimmer
NO, YOU ARE THE SHWOOPIE!!!!!


nuh-uh, you are SUCH THE SHWOOPIE!!!!

[rmr]

you're so cute!!!

[Red Princess]

i love you too beale, such a charmer you are, you make me hot with all those pretty words, i can barely control myself, i am getting...
ummm, no. i am not. better luck next time

[bealeblues]

now let's just convince the bar lovelies of that....

edited to clarify: i'm talking about what rimmer said....

[Red Princess]

right, you have that other down cold

[malina]

Originally posted by bealeblues
now let's just convince the bar lovelies of that....

edited to clarify: i'm talking about what rimmer said....
... let me know if you need back-up! ;)

[bealeblues]

see, some wimmins love me RP

i don't sweat you

[surflugen]

Good morning... TGIF ! •even if it might rain this weekend• bring on the snow

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
see, some wimmins love me RP

i don't sweat you

grin for me, i know i am your favorite

[rmr]

Hi Surf......how's it going?????????

[surflugen]

so far so good. busy at work as usuall, but soon the weedend will start

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by surflugen
weedend JOJ Was that intentional?

[rmr]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
JOJ Was that intentional?


SMOKE ON THE WATER..................

[bealeblues]

now that's what i'm talking about....

[rmr]

dude, where's my bong??

coffee did you take it???

[surflugen]

very intentional

[Frieda]

ha i haven't been smoking weed for a week and a half now! :eek:

[rmr]

Did you take my bong???

[Frieda]

no i don't use bongs. just make one from a plastic bottle and a straw! :p

[rmr]

did you take my dirty syringes??

[surflugen]

This weekend is going to be it for me for a while - or at least for me possessing any making it easy enough to go to it when ever I feel like it. It wont be the same cutting the grass straight headed.

[surflugen]

(sleepy eyed) good morning. (4:30am) Oh the joys of being a new father.

[malina]

mornin' rims - how ya doing today? :)

morning surf!

[funkytuba]

I'm with surfy.... sick 19-mo old == awake on sat at 6am
'

]\\\l,fddfnjkmyhj ghghbjbb 6

[rmr]

Good morning mailina and sleepy funky and surf!!!

[LCW]

Happy day^_^

[rmr]

hi lcw and welcome!!

[LCW]

Fank oo^_^

[rmr]

oh goodness for a second i thought you said fark you............:)

[malina]

morning lcw 'n welcome :)

[LCW]

Hey Malina, afternoon here LOL^_^

Nooooooooooooooooooooo I no say nasty fings, Imma jes' stoopid LOL

*politely points out that stoopid & stupid have nothing in common*

[Frieda]

Originally posted by LCW
Hey Malina, afternoon here LOL^_^

Nooooooooooooooooooooo I no say nasty fings, Imma jes' stoopid LOL

*politely points out that stoopid & stupid have nothing in common*
i am really wondering what this all means

[LCW]

Hey Frieda^_^

It's phonetic spelling, just say it like it sounds & you should get it. A bit like baby talk, but a teensy bit more sophisticated, not much but a bit LOL

[Frieda]

that's pretty hard if english isn't your first language..

thanks for clarifying! :)

[LCW]

Sorry, my bad>_<

I can translate into adult if you like^_^

[Coffee]

good morning all.
Hope everyone's java was/is treating them well.

SAVE THE COWS!! Don't use cream.

[rmr]

I had the best slab of beef last night............yummy, yummy, yummy............i got beef in my tummy.............:)

Morning coffee...........how goes it??

[Coffee]

HI rmr.

I doing good...how bout you?

p.s I only care about dairy cows...screw the beef cows.

[rmr]

oh my gosh............we have so much in common then ;)

[Coffee]

yes...we are old, we eat beef, and love milk cows.

*trying to remember line from end of casablanca but too lazy to google*


:)

[rmr]

that's ok.............it's too early in the morning to google. have some more coffee, coffee.

[LCW]

*giggles & shakes her head at old peeps & brews up more coffee*

Cream bun© anyone?:)

[Coffee]

Originally posted by LCW
*giggles & shakes her head at old peeps & brews up more coffee*

Cream bun© anyone?:)

thanks...but I'm an artist...I cant eat someone else's bun if it has a copyright symbol on it.

Here i found a huge copyright free bun...enough for everyone.

http://latis.ex.ac.uk/cfarchive/muffin.jpg

ok...technically its a muffin...but what the fark.

[LCW]

opens mouth to make mature response

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

thinks better of it & jumps Coffee, squishing a cream bun© is his face

:D

runs like hell

[Frieda]

do you know the muffin man? the muffin man? the muffin man??

WELL? DO YOU??

DO YOU KNOW HIM?? DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN???

[lapietra]

I love you, rimsie. :)

mmmmmmmm.... cream..... buns..... creamy buns....

uhhh... heh.

[LCW]

claps her hands over her ears

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ow Frieda my poor ears>_<

Gotta headache now:(

No no no no lapietra(sp) no creamy buns, pwomse

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:o

LOL

[Coffee]

Originally posted by LCW
opens mouth to make mature response
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
thinks better of it & jumps Coffee, squishing a cream bun© is his face
:D
runs like hell

You can run...but you can't hide.

*fastens above muffin to below ballista and hurls said muffin across ocean into LCW's backside*

http://198.144.2.125/Siege/Photos/Full/BallistaRearDrawn3.jpg

[lapietra]

Ohh! how embarrassing...
I love you Frieda!!!! (even tho' I thought you were rimmer...)

:eek:

[LCW]

O.O

Coffee's a big ol' meany poo poo head!!!!!!!!!:P

dives under her Blanky & pretends the world went away

[Frieda]

Originally posted by lapietra
Ohh! how embarrassing...
I love you Frieda!!!! (even tho' I thought you were rimmer...)

:eek:
:D that's okay lala :D

[LCW]

Happy day all:)

[Frieda]

mornin'

[Magpie]

Morning All... (here anyhow!)

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/morning.jpg

[Frieda]

woo magpie! pretty!

[malina]

mornin' monkeys!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-sock-monkey.jpg

[Frieda]

Originally posted by malina
mornin' monkeys!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-sock-monkey.jpg
aww i've always wanted to order this one! :)

[malina]

it just kinda speaks to you, don't it! ( love it )

[moel]

it tells me to burn things

[Frieda]

Originally posted by moel
it tells me to burn things
don't blame it on the damn monkey!

[LCW]

LOL

You nuts!!!!

I want the one from the now defunct OnDigital ads

[funkytuba]

Mornin all... we got woke up by some loud-ass thunder at 5:30, and were laying in denial for a couple of hours hoping to get back to sleep.

[malina]

mornin' funky! gotta love loud-ass thunder!!!

"... in denial" huh? *grinning* very subtle ... ;)

[rmr]

MORNING ALL!!

[rmr]

Originally posted by lapietra
I love you, rimsie. :)

mmmmmmmm.... cream..... buns..... creamy buns....

uhhh... heh.


I forgot to respond to this one........see........i'm not the only loud one........besides i think i may located some poise this weekend, so look out.........i might start acting like a REAL lady.

[malina]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

moinsen rimmie! :D

[rmr]

self restraint.......inner poise

self restraint......inner poise

self restraint......inner poise

[malina]

serenity now!!

[rmr]

come on malina.......let's say the serenity prayer right now.


EASY DOES IT!!!!