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funkytuba
11-09-2003, 06:17 PM
well, since you mention it, malina, Mrs Funky made Indian food last night, which included some lovely Dals, however she didn't put quite enough sticky-gum in it for my system.


I'm fairly sure that's not what it was that woke us up, but I have to admit that I was sleeping at the time. Mebbe it was the neighbors? if so, there was some serious butt-lightning going on just before it.


reparsing: the euphemism for a fart would be "loud ass-thunder".. not "loud-ass thunder" ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~

rmr
11-10-2003, 11:06 AM
morning.

malina
11-10-2003, 11:09 AM
*cough* ( i wasn't talking about food, funky ... ;) ) *cough*


good morning sweet monkeys! mornin' rims!

priceyfatprude
11-10-2003, 11:26 AM
Good morning, darlings.

funkytuba
11-10-2003, 01:03 PM
Morning!

I'm still trying to figger out what malina's talking about. I must be obtuse.

funkytuba
11-10-2003, 01:07 PM
Morning!

I'm still trying to figger out what malina's talking about. I must be obtuse.

funkytuba
11-10-2003, 01:07 PM
Morning!

I'm still trying to figger out what malina's talking about. I must be obtuse.

Red Princess
11-10-2003, 01:11 PM
good morning everyone. hope you had a nice weekend

malina
11-10-2003, 01:12 PM
k let me spell it out: :)
Originally posted by funkytuba
Mornin all... we got woke up by some loud-ass thunder at 5:30, and were laying in denial for a couple of hours hoping to get back to sleep.
HAVING SEX! :D
betta?

messycoloring
11-10-2003, 01:15 PM
It’s Monday, and the VP of my dept. is an ADD adult.

Mantra for the day

I do not look good in orange, there for I will not kill my VP
I do not look good in orange, there for I will not kill my VP
I do not look good in orange, there for I will not kill my VP

priceyfatprude
11-10-2003, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by rmr
morning. Morning. I was in Grayslake IL yesterday. Nice lil town.

Coffee
11-10-2003, 02:47 PM
Good morning all.

funkytuba
11-10-2003, 02:56 PM
Mal: ahh... much better... tho I think you might be projecting a bit :p

malina
11-10-2003, 03:00 PM
that's what i do! ;)

LCW
11-10-2003, 03:10 PM
Happy day all^_^

jaymirror
11-11-2003, 09:16 AM
Good morning monkeys!!
I've been to Friesland last weekend, looking for bunnies, but I found this instead:

http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/3faa725b_2a06/bc/My+Documents/img/hallo.jpg?bfXRQs_Aq_70Gc_w

I think it's still cute.

(edited) why do you think I don't get the picture displayed?

AllegroNg
11-11-2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by jaymirror
(edited) why do you think I don't get the picture displayed?

Because the board's scared of bunnies?

priceyfatprude
11-11-2003, 11:20 AM
Good morning, ppl.

Where is rims? I wanted to tell her about my trip to Grayslake.

Magpie
11-11-2003, 12:00 PM
Good Morrrrningggggg from Denverrrrrrrr, Coloradooooo!

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/denv.jpg

:)

malina
11-11-2003, 12:27 PM
mornin' from toronto :)

http://www.canadianhotelguide.com/toronto-skyline.jpg

jaymirror
11-11-2003, 12:31 PM
Wow!

bealeblues
11-11-2003, 12:46 PM
mornin' from baton rouge:

http://www.cosmo.com/batonrougecity.jpg

priceyfatprude
11-11-2003, 12:49 PM
http://www.greatlakeslodging.com/regions/images/milwaukee.jpg

RuneT
11-11-2003, 12:52 PM
Boooo!

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/tickermaster/images/hungy.jpg

Good morning, or are you still sleeping and running from me?

bealeblues
11-11-2003, 12:53 PM
is that mrs. dinz #6?

Red Princess
11-11-2003, 01:09 PM
doubt it, no huge hooters

bealeblues
11-11-2003, 01:11 PM
well he/she is wearing all black, the pic is dark, and duct tape could be involved....

Red Princess
11-11-2003, 01:13 PM
dinz' perferred size of hooters cannot be contained by duct tape

bealeblues
11-11-2003, 01:14 PM
if you can repair aircraft with duct tape, i think it can hold down some hooters....

besides, bungee cords might be in the mix too

Red Princess
11-11-2003, 01:18 PM
aircraft do not have parts that jiggle

bealeblues
11-11-2003, 01:23 PM
i'm sure they do

surflugen
11-11-2003, 02:54 PM
Another beautiful sunrise this morning. I must bring my camera so that I can share some of the sunrises I see on my way to surf before work. This morning was partly cloudy- all pink, purple clouds in a light blue sky, with gold and orange around were the sun started to peek over Saddleback mountain. No wind - pelicans gliding in rows riding the up-draft of air from the rolling waves, a pod of dolphins cruising the coast with a couple calves came very close by me. Dolphin calves are so cool to watch swimming with there parents. It is interest to see how flawless there skin is compared to their scared up parents. This morning as the pod went by, one of the parents was up partially out of the water posturing like as if he/she was warning us of how protective they are over their young one. Totally bitchin..

rmr
11-11-2003, 02:57 PM
Good morning/good afternoon from...................

http://www.futurecast.com/gcg/images/chicago.gif

surflugen
11-11-2003, 03:06 PM
RMR - your from Chicago? who knew. A good afternoon to you too.. Is it starting to get cold yet?

bealeblues
11-11-2003, 03:12 PM
i saw snow on the ground during the northwestern game on saturday surf, so i'm sure it's butt-ass cold in chicago by now.....

Audreyvgs
11-11-2003, 03:14 PM
I usta live in Naperville, before I went to skool in Wis. it was cold there, as well.

Red Princess
11-11-2003, 03:17 PM
and good morning from
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/hell-freezes.jpg

rmr
11-11-2003, 03:19 PM
I've lived in this darn area my whole farking life...........i'm very boring, you see!!

I hate the weather at this time of year............yesterday, it was freezing, i mean literally and now today it's humid and close to 60..........i wish it would just make up it's mind because i have no idea how to dress............sorry, didn't mean to start complaining........................


CUB wo(FAN)
BUD wo(MAN)

rmr
11-11-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I usta live in Naperville, before I went to skool in Wis. it was cold there, as well.


that's funny.........so did you grow up there???

now you're in sunny florida............i hope it's ok that i hate you just a little bit :D

surflugen
11-11-2003, 03:41 PM
after spending part of my grade school and high school years in the mid-west, I will never be able to enjoy living through the winter there. I love so. cal and could maybe deal with living along some colder coast line, but there is no better time to be in so. cal than winter. It is like the seasons get flopped here.

Coffee
11-11-2003, 03:44 PM
Good morning from 1 hour north of...

(it actually looks like this today)

http://www.grecucapital.com/San%20Francisco%20Headlands.jpg

surflugen
11-11-2003, 03:53 PM
exactly.

If any of you Easterners or Midwesterners want to visit California: Do it in the late summer to mid December (especially late fall) and you wont be dissapointed.

Red Princess
11-11-2003, 03:56 PM
unless it is on fire.....

surflugen
11-11-2003, 04:03 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Must have been all those hidden fields of pot that burned and burned away my short term memory.

Red Princess
11-11-2003, 04:04 PM
i heard that all the cannabis growers in SoCal have applied for FEMA disaster relief

rmr
11-11-2003, 04:13 PM
i love the midwest...........i don't think i could ever live anywhere else.........i love how unhealthy we can be and nobody judges you :)

I was on the phone last night with a friend of mine who lives in san francisco and i said "oh yeah, he's totally hot in a midwestern sort of way...........not in your west coast kind of way"..........he understood exactly what i meant.

surflugen
11-11-2003, 04:16 PM
Its funny how many people out here are from the mid-west. You would be surprized.

bealeblues
11-11-2003, 04:18 PM
we always have to differentiate wimmins in the south--- big difference-- there are a lot of southern wimmins taught by their parents to be very 'gone with the wind'/savannah/charleston proper in manners, etiquette, southern culture, etc (and backstabbing with a smile on their face) and the other set of southern wimmins (very common in north georgia /southeast tennessee/northeast alabama) who are simply crazy (in an insane way) and unpredictable-- i think it's the water supply myself....

LCW
11-11-2003, 04:22 PM
Peeks in

Happy day all^_^

Runs off again

Audreyvgs
11-11-2003, 04:22 PM
Im northern and southern now, kinda bi-coastal, but in a north and south kind of way.

Born in So Bend Indiana, then Morton, near Peoria, then at 13 to Naperville and at 18 to Wis and then at 21 to here, now I've been here forever. I'm an actual towny.

LCW
11-12-2003, 08:13 AM
Happy day all^_^

Have a good one;)

jaymirror
11-12-2003, 10:01 AM
Good morning!

malina
11-12-2003, 10:44 AM
http://www.baeckereijanssen.de/pics/thies5.jpg

morning monkeys!

bealeblues
11-12-2003, 10:45 AM
good morning!!! i'm in a horrible mood this morning!!!

malina
11-12-2003, 10:47 AM
for beales:
http://www.ticketinformation.de/information/abbildung/grand-prix.jpg

jaymirror
11-12-2003, 10:54 AM
C'mon bales, drink some and be happy:
http://www.worldpath.net/~chrisl/fark/absolut.jpg
:)

rmr
11-12-2003, 10:55 AM
Happy Morning Beales...........don't be cranky.......we love you!!!!!!

malina
11-12-2003, 10:58 AM
morning rims & jay!

Audreyvgs
11-12-2003, 10:59 AM
Havin' Dinz withdrawal?






It's kinda like havin something ugly removed, it still hurts! ahahhahaaa

bealeblues
11-12-2003, 11:01 AM
and there audrey had to go and spoil my mood turnaround by mentioning the englishman..... :mad:


:D

malina
11-12-2003, 11:03 AM
http://www.unhelpful.org/cheers/englishman.jpg

rmr
11-12-2003, 11:12 AM
Well, Hello Audrey, Malina and Jay...............Beale your friend Dinz will come back...............don't be so sad :(

Audreyvgs
11-12-2003, 11:14 AM
I have a sneakin suspicion that's not what the mood was about , but I fear I've made it worse. oops, sorry B, I'll make it up to you.

rmr
11-12-2003, 11:21 AM
i know what his "mood" was about................he was just missing me!!!!!!!!

jaymirror
11-12-2003, 11:22 AM
Yes, I was missing you too.

rmr
11-12-2003, 11:23 AM
OMG.........that's sooooo funny.........i was missing you too!!!

LCW
11-12-2003, 11:23 AM
Not met you yet Bealeblues, but I hate to see anybody start the day with a bad mood so have one of these^_^

Opens the pouch hanging around her neck & pulls out a purple fluffy bubble, smiling to herself quietly, her eyes twinkling. Carefully balancing it in her palm she lifts it & gently blows the bubble in Bealeblues' direction, giggling at his surprise when it softly bumps him on the nose

If you look carefully inside it, you'll see something that belongs only to you........something that makes you smile, even on days like these. Enjoy the happy thought & I hope your day gets better:)

priceyfatprude
11-12-2003, 11:24 AM
Good morning Audrey, Malina, Beale, Rims, LCW & Jay. (and dC, I see you lurking :) )

How are you all doing?

The fog is so thick, I feel like I drove to work in pea soup.

rmr
11-12-2003, 11:26 AM
Same here Pfp (i'm talking about the fog) and good morning to you!!

this weather is really bugging me...........it's sooooo humid. ugh, when is it going to be normal midwestern weather...............all below zero and shite.

I'm also giving a big shout out to dickie and his toe.......hope you are both doing well!!!

LCW
11-12-2003, 11:35 AM
Hey PFP, rmr^_^

No fog here, just a very typical cold grey November day in London town LOL

Audreyvgs
11-12-2003, 11:37 AM
http://www.adultfunsite.com/funnypics/lionhunt.jpg

Coffee
11-12-2003, 02:15 PM
Good morning all.

Sorry your havin a bad morning Beale.
(Twat off wanker...a Dinz substitute for you...:D )

Love the lion hunting pic Audrey.
Sorry bout the fog rmr and pfp.
Howdy LCW...( please don't smash a roll in my face! )

It's a beautiful but chilly typical between rains fall blue sky day here in No Cal....Must take short hike to visit local waterfall sometime today.

Coffee for all of you
http://www.framingham.com/images/coffee.jpg

Frieda
11-12-2003, 02:16 PM
good evenin'

jaymirror
11-12-2003, 02:17 PM
Good morning coffee!

(strange, I feel like I've heard this before today)

jaymirror
11-12-2003, 02:17 PM
evenin' Frieda! Saturday is close. :)

Coffee
11-12-2003, 02:27 PM
Good morning Jay!!

Found a nice cup of coffee for you too!
http://www.cs.umd.edu/users/exec_co/Pictures/coffee.jpg

LCW
11-12-2003, 03:34 PM
Idly juggles a cream bun© in her hand

Well now Coffee, that all depends on whethr or not you're gonna play nice wiff me...

Grins

jaymirror
11-13-2003, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by Coffee
Good morning Jay!!

Found a nice cup of coffee for you too!
http://www.cs.umd.edu/users/exec_co/Pictures/coffee.jpg

Thanks Coffee! That's nice!

jaymirror
11-13-2003, 11:08 AM
Good morning again!

Beales, feeling better today?

I havn't slept last night, so I'm a bit dizzy and sleepy and boring today. Hope it's better with the rest of the troop.

rmr
11-13-2003, 11:34 AM
Good afternoon Jay.........how's your day going so far??

Hi Beale and Rune.....................how are you boy on this fine November morning/afternoon..

MALINA?????? Yoo Hoo

RuneT
11-13-2003, 11:36 AM
Mornin

I'm too damn tired to enjoy this day (bumping into things). But please, go ahead and ejoy this day. By all means.

bealeblues
11-13-2003, 11:36 AM
mornin' rimmer and jay----

i'm pissy and bitchy-- absolut made me her bitch last night....

RuneT
11-13-2003, 11:39 AM
Hang in there, Beale. Life can only get better (Is this a lie?)

rmr
11-13-2003, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by RuneT
Mornin

I'm too damn tired to enjoy this day (bumping into things). But please, go ahead and ejoy this day. By all means.

I refuse to enjoy this day because you didn't!!!


and beale i'm going to be pissy and bitchy because you are.............that's just the kind of friend i am.........


my boss is out all day..........how happy am I about that??

bealeblues
11-13-2003, 11:42 AM
thanks rimmer-- i'm looking at holding these bad vibes all the way through new years!

you've been warned, monkeys

RuneT
11-13-2003, 11:44 AM
hmmm, how can we channel Beales hate into something useful or entertaining...

rmr
11-13-2003, 11:46 AM
we could ask him to put on that purple speedo again...............then we could play "point and giggle":D

bealeblues
11-13-2003, 11:53 AM
you already have the speedo shot-- you can point/giggle/photoshop it all you want for your giggle pleasure....

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 11:57 AM
That's nice.

RuneT
11-13-2003, 11:58 AM
Daddy's home! Morning Dinz.

How are you?

rmr
11-13-2003, 11:58 AM
where were you........................................omg.... .......where were you..........you dirty bastard.........i can't believe i even missed your smelly arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

priceyfatprude
11-13-2003, 11:58 AM
DINZ! (like NORM! on Cheers)

Good morning, darlings. Coffee, anyone?

RuneT
11-13-2003, 12:00 PM
Uhh no more coffee. Been at it all day. That and psycho thought about running around the office with a chain gun, but that's another story.

Do you have beer?

jaymirror
11-13-2003, 12:01 PM
Hi Dinz!

priceyfatprude
11-13-2003, 12:01 PM
Runebaby, I'm in Milwaukee. Of course I have beer!

http://www2.gol.com/users/katsura/leinatmn.jpg

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 12:01 PM
Good morning kids. I wasnt here, now I'm back.



YOU MISSED ME, YOU SMELLY BASTARDS!!!

RuneT
11-13-2003, 12:04 PM
thanks fatprude!

You saved the day.

Red Princess
11-13-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by dinzdale
Good morning kids. I wasnt here, now I'm back.



YOU MISSED ME, YOU SMELLY BASTARDS!!!

of course we did. and i know you did not include me in that smelly bastards comment. *smooooooooooooch*

malina
11-13-2003, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by dinzdale
Good morning kids. I wasnt here, now I'm back.

you were gone ???

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 12:27 PM
Farker.


Missed you too.:)

bealeblues
11-13-2003, 12:28 PM
ok, dinz is back. my work here is done.

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 12:31 PM
Work?

You did nothing to uphold my impeccable reputation....tosser.

Red Princess
11-13-2003, 12:32 PM
beale honey, didn't you get the memo? when dinz is here your job is to be the target. bend over please

rmr
11-13-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Red Princess
beale honey, didn't you get the memo? when dinz is here your job is to be the target. bend over please


Dinz works at target??? ;)

Red Princess
11-13-2003, 12:55 PM
ever since that burger place didn't work out..........

LCW
11-13-2003, 12:56 PM
Happy day all^_^

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 12:57 PM
Elsie? from Lewisham?

Did I try to shag you at the Cat's Whisker's in Streatham all those years ago?

bealeblues
11-13-2003, 01:02 PM
and you were summarily denied, as usual

LCW
11-13-2003, 01:02 PM
<~~~~~~~~Is not an Elsie

See Dubbya iffen ya please Mr Dinz:P

& nah, dat weren't me......only ever been to Streatham to go skating & bowling LMAO

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 01:05 PM
Whew !

Good for that then.

LCW
11-13-2003, 01:07 PM
Yeah, cudda been ummmmmmm yeah for you

Giggles & winks

surflugen
11-13-2003, 01:39 PM
Good morning. Any one else in the LA area watch God's Theater last night? Spectacular lightening show. Went up to the top of Signal hill by my house to watch the lightening lighting up LA off in the distance. Got one on video. Will have to see if it turns out digitally.

rmr
11-13-2003, 01:44 PM
Morning Surf...........saw some of it on the news this morning.........you guys sure have been having radom weather.

surflugen
11-13-2003, 01:58 PM
95% of our weather_consist of 70 degrees and sunny inland with overcast skys at the beach burning off to sunny skys by noon. When we do have a different weather event, it is like it is try to make up for months of beutiful weather. It really isn't all that bad. I did live in the mid-west and the south and have seen first hand what extream weather is. For instance: Every one was all "did you see the size of the hail. It was almost marble size!" Come people. When I was in Kansas, that was a light hail storm that usually fell with winter rain. Extream hail in Kansas was golfball to softball size hail stripping the paint off you walls outside, totalling your car making it look like 100 people took baseball bats to it, and don't get me started about tornados. When the slightest rain happen here, nearly everyone freaks out and forgets how to drive. Half of my company came in late because of it.

Red Princess
11-13-2003, 02:19 PM
so true. i am also a refugee from the midwest, californians are weather weenies

rmr
11-13-2003, 02:22 PM
well let me tell you both...........that my arse is already frozen.

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 02:22 PM
Big freeze huh?

rmr
11-13-2003, 02:26 PM
HUGE freeze............you bastard.............


DINZ...You're back..........you've really come back!!!!

Coffee
11-13-2003, 04:24 PM
Good morning all.
Welcome back Dinz...It hasn't been the same without you...its been nice actually. Oh well back to "twat off" this and "wanker" that.
:D

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 04:24 PM
Bollocks Hippy.

LCW
11-13-2003, 04:28 PM
LMAO

Coffee
11-13-2003, 04:31 PM
Twat off wankers.

rmr
11-13-2003, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Coffee
Twat off wankers.

don't you be running my dinz off this board again you crazy tree hugger!!!!!

LCW
11-13-2003, 04:35 PM
Streaks past Coffee in her lacies & squishes a cream bun© in his face just cos

Dinz you told 'em wanker is only used for blokes, right?

Audreyvgs
11-13-2003, 04:40 PM
*Quote LCW*
__________________________

Dinz you told 'em wanker is only used for blokes, right?
__________________________


huh? Come again?

malina
11-13-2003, 04:42 PM
who came ???

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by LCW
Dinz you told 'em wanker is only used for blokes, right?

This lot are only just grasping the concept of wanking ....though they have been grasping themselves for some time....

Coffee
11-13-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by rmr
don't you be running my dinz off this board again you crazy tree hugger!!!!!

Me??? Me???? I didn't run him off. I have the highest regard "possible" for Dinz. And was sorry to see him absent for so long.
I assumed he was on some HMS secret service bizness in collaboration with the Texas CIA or something. No doubt Investigating strip joints for possible terrorist activity.
Uh.... just where were u actually dinz?

...so twat-off Honda.

hmm...I note that the other crazy brit-ish just did a bun-by-shooting again...swooooo.... sppttttppt fppttttsp tooo tooo uuuueie yu tootoo neeener neeener nyanny.

:D

can't we all just get along?

LCW
11-13-2003, 04:49 PM
<~~~~~~~~~~~~Didn't cum

You know what? I'm gonna let you explain it all Dinz.....you started teaching them:P

Coffee
11-13-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by LCW
Dinz you told 'em wanker is only used for blokes, right?

Is this true Dinz...do you only use your wanker for blokes??

:confused:

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Coffee
can't we all just get along?

See he's at it again....peacenik.


to add:

Strange Americans think that a wanker is a penis as opposed to the operator vis a vis self abuse.
That is why ALL Americans are wankers.

LCW
11-13-2003, 04:52 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Coffee, I thought we were gettin' along just fine

Giggles & winks

LCW
11-13-2003, 04:53 PM
LMFAO

I am soooooooooooooooooooo staying out of this one then Dinz

OMFG@wanker=dick

Coffee
11-13-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by dinzdale
Strange Americans think that a wanker is a penis as opposed to the operator vis a vis self abuse.
That is why ALL Americans are wankers.

Lately I am not confident in the British ability to correctly define words or to even speak english...sorry.

*giggles and winks*;)

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 05:04 PM
I dont want to seem a total arse but do you HAVE to keep LYFAO, ROFM and GLAWJ every time?

I dont care, but it's just starting to irk....No offence, Elsie.

Coffee
11-13-2003, 05:07 PM
It's like a whole farking ( ;) ) other language.
:D

LCW
11-13-2003, 05:10 PM
I think it's all funny, so I laugh.......what's wrong with that?

It's better than pissing & whining & moaning:P

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 05:11 PM
But do you have to TELL us....I dont care if you're LLAPB or TASOTSOT....really I dont....

LCW
11-13-2003, 05:15 PM
Oh but of course......

I believe in sharing the love Dinz;)

Deliberately leaves out the part about her adoring to wind people up

:D

Blinks innocently & studies the ceiling

Coffee
11-13-2003, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by LCW
...adoring to wind people up


I like winding...its the dissorientation that gets to me.
*dizzy*

http://www.jttalent.com/images2/new/images/gyro.jpg

LCW
11-13-2003, 05:48 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo

I wanna go in one of those.....they look FUUUUUUN :D

Coffee
11-13-2003, 05:51 PM
They sure do...just watch what you eat or drink before hand.

LCW
11-13-2003, 05:55 PM
Have you been on one then Coffee?

Did ya puke?

:D

Coffee
11-13-2003, 06:02 PM
nope...never been...i just meant that they do look like fun.

I don't think one of those would make me hurl. I don't get sea sick or car sick...but some amusement park rides, the kinds that flip you all over to hell and back, tend to make me a bit 'burpy'.

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 06:08 PM
I have often thought, even daydreamed, that you did.......

LCW
11-13-2003, 06:13 PM
Burpy huh?

Okaaaaaay

Refrains from making any mirthful noises just for Dinz

rmr
11-13-2003, 06:20 PM
ok.....nyc....you gotta cut the old pervert some slack........he's been off the board for a few days so he's a bit behind in his perv quota therefore he's probably a bit behind in abusing himself........poor dinz :(

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 06:21 PM
Check out that refraining from it used to be called "continence" in the Official Boy Scout manual, with ways to avoid the temptation explained...

rmr
11-13-2003, 06:23 PM
maybe you should refer back to your manual then..........you sicko!!!

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 06:24 PM
too late......I just thought about NYC abusing herself again...

rmr
11-13-2003, 06:25 PM
why am i laughing at that???

i can't stop laughing.......

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 06:26 PM
Sicko !

rmr
11-13-2003, 06:29 PM
i'm sorry.......i really don't know why i find that so funny...........stop...........I feel like Susan Powder right now............

STOP THE INSANITY!

http://www.poprocks.com/journ/art/susanp.gif

LCW
11-13-2003, 06:30 PM
LMFAO

Ummmmmmmmm sorry Dinz, I tried, but I just coudn't do it............

Rolls around on the floor giggling happily

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 06:31 PM
The best sex toy ever invented, gauranteed to have a woman in ecstacy for hours......

.....a farking great big diamond ring on the keychain to her ferrari parked next to her own yacht.

dinzdale
11-13-2003, 06:33 PM
Pneumatic drill then?

rmr
11-13-2003, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by dinzdale
Pneumatic drill then?

http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/pet/images/stopcat.JPG

LCW
11-13-2003, 06:36 PM
With you there nyc

I'd rather have broke man who knows what's what than a rich one who ummmmmmm compensates

priceyfatprude
11-13-2003, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by nycwriters
Heh.

Shaddup PFP. *whistling innocently*

What? Why whatever do you mean?

Audreyvgs
11-14-2003, 01:12 AM
*quote - Coffee*
__________________________________________________ _________

"Lately I am not confident in the British ability to correctly define words or to even speak english...sorry."
__________________________________________________ ________

Not to change the subject, but Dinz, how could you have missed this? I would have thought that even above sex, your linguistic integrity being challenged would have raised some ire.

malina
11-14-2003, 08:12 AM
http://www.twu.net/~compy/photos/roll1/drunkmonkey.jpg
morning monkeys!

Perky Pat
11-14-2003, 08:30 AM
:) 'morning!

jaymirror
11-14-2003, 09:37 AM
http://www.cs.unc.edu/~davemc/Pic/Lichtenstein/good-morning-darling.gif

rmr
11-14-2003, 11:20 AM
good morning audrey, malina, perky and jay.............and how are we all doing today???

Audreyvgs
11-14-2003, 11:26 AM
Kisses to you all!
http://www.audreyheffner.net/monkiss.gif

jaymirror
11-14-2003, 11:29 AM
Kisses to tyou too Audrey. Morning Rimmie, I'm doing fine. And you?

priceyfatprude
11-14-2003, 11:49 AM
Good morning Malina, Perkybaby, rimmie, jay & audrey.

I'm doing ok. Need more coffee. How are you all, my darlings?

dinzdale
11-14-2003, 11:50 AM
Morning kids.

priceyfatprude
11-14-2003, 11:51 AM
Morning gramps.

Audrey, the Bink is freaking adorable. Let me know when he's 18.

malina
11-14-2003, 11:52 AM
COFFEE!!!

Audreyvgs
11-14-2003, 12:03 PM
That's not the Bink! It's a chimp! I get them confused sometimes too.





:p

jaymirror
11-17-2003, 10:33 AM
http://www.winyahbayinn.com/images/sunrise.jpg

rmr
11-17-2003, 10:35 AM
good idea bringing this back to the top...............good morning all!!

jaymirror
11-17-2003, 10:41 AM
:) How is it today?

rmr
11-17-2003, 10:49 AM
so far so good............you've been through more of today than me......so why don't you give me a heads up??

jaymirror
11-17-2003, 11:03 AM
It's nothing exciting, just a monday like many. But i feel a bit more inspired today. That's good cause it's been a long bad period.

dinzdale
11-17-2003, 02:08 PM
Good morning.

Audreyvgs
11-17-2003, 02:30 PM
Mornin, Sunshine, or rather, Afternoon....for me anyway...

Frieda
11-17-2003, 02:51 PM
evenin´

malina
11-18-2003, 10:45 AM
mornin' monkeys! all ok?
http://www.co.san-joaquin.ca.us/mgzoo/images/coloring/monkey.gif

jaymirror
11-18-2003, 10:49 AM
Morning malina it's a tough day. Grey and wet. And i forgot to go to singing lesson.
But it's nice to see you.

malina
11-18-2003, 10:50 AM
nice to see you too! hey, grey and wet... same here ( gah )

jaymirror
11-18-2003, 10:55 AM
But there was a good start with the secret santa story. I'm doing it. *Blindly trusts Ze*

rmr
11-18-2003, 10:57 AM
morning.......malina and jay.............it's also grey and wet here..........it must be international GREY and WET day........(not a word dinz)

jaymirror
11-18-2003, 11:00 AM
:D rims you're cool!

dinzdale
11-18-2003, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by rmr
it must be international GREY and WET day........(not a word dinz)

Happy Grey and Wet Day everyone !!!:)

RuneT
11-18-2003, 11:09 AM
Morning all, wassup with the nekkid avtar Malina? Or is it my imagination again.

rmr
11-18-2003, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by RuneT
Morning all, wassup with the nekkid avtar Malina? Or is it my imagination again.


you're just acting like a pervert again.........no biggie!!

RuneT
11-18-2003, 11:12 AM
k, I just wanted to check if there was any ............. improvement in my ................ condition.

love, your pervert

rmr
11-18-2003, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by RuneT
k, I just wanted to check if there was any ............. improvement in my ................ condition.

love, your pervert

it's ok.........we understand your limitations.........i think the problem stems from watching too much benny hill growing up……..i mean shite, look at dinz.

love,
calling you on your perverted ways :D

Perky Pat
11-19-2003, 10:27 AM
Hello out there :)

Toast (http://www.halfgiraffe.com/toast.html) anyone?

jaymirror
11-19-2003, 10:33 AM
Morning! :D

malina
11-19-2003, 10:38 AM
'morning !!! :D
http://www.surfcitycoffee.com/images/college/basics-animated.gif

rmr
11-19-2003, 11:17 AM
Morning!!!!!!!!!

dinzdale
11-19-2003, 11:18 AM
Morning. :)

priceyfatprude
11-19-2003, 11:21 AM
Good morning everyone.

Great pic, Malina!

malina
11-19-2003, 11:28 AM
morning pfp, dinz, rims :) i want a coffee IV for christmas!

LCW
11-19-2003, 11:47 AM
Peeks

Happy day all^_^

Runs

Magpie
11-19-2003, 01:24 PM
Mornin All - Here ya go Malina!

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/coffeeiv.jpg

RuneT
11-19-2003, 01:26 PM
uhmm?

red x box?

edit to add: oh i see it now. the coffee man!

malina
11-19-2003, 01:29 PM
oooooooooooooooooo! it's a coffee IV!!!!! :D YAY!!!!

*kissing maggie*

dinzdale
11-19-2003, 01:43 PM
Can you hook me up too?

I've made 4 pots this morning, but the peasants are particularly greedy today :mad:

Magpie
11-19-2003, 01:57 PM
Sure Dinz, if you promise to be nice... want a little Valium in your drip? ;)

dinzdale
11-19-2003, 01:59 PM
Yes please....I've only had Valium once (Diazapam) and it was great !

Coffee
11-19-2003, 02:28 PM
Good morning all.

priceyfatprude
11-19-2003, 02:41 PM
Good morning darling. I love you. *smooooooooch*

Magpie
11-19-2003, 03:31 PM
Hey Dinz! Sheesh, now you're asking for a private nurse too?
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/valium.gif

Or BETTER yet...Screw the deer, a 'salt' lick for the rest of us!

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/valiumblock.jpg
:D

rmr
11-20-2003, 11:14 AM
morning

RuneT
11-20-2003, 11:15 AM
what about it?

rmr
11-20-2003, 11:28 AM
nothing.........just morning.

malina
11-20-2003, 11:29 AM
morning rune 'n rimmie!

RuneT
11-20-2003, 11:29 AM
can I have a hug?

Audreyvgs
11-20-2003, 11:31 AM
Consider yourself hugged.

malina
11-20-2003, 11:32 AM
http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/hug.gif

dinzdale
11-20-2003, 11:33 AM
Morgen !

RuneT
11-20-2003, 11:33 AM
ohhh thanks. I needed that. I'm having another shite day.

RuneT
11-20-2003, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by dinzdale
Morgen !

..not bad


God morgen, dinz.

malina
11-20-2003, 11:37 AM
http://www.voskuil.org/images/65thanniversary/65-hug.jpg
guten morgen dinz!

RuneT
11-20-2003, 11:38 AM
wie gets es dir, Malina?

malina
11-20-2003, 11:39 AM
http://www.mindspring.com/~uconnjka/hug.jpg
morning rims!

'morning audrey!

malina
11-20-2003, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by RuneT
wie gets es dir, Malina?
god, tak! :D

carolyn81
11-20-2003, 11:40 AM
Ich bin malina nicht, aber es geht mir gut. Oder mir geht's gut. Whatever.

malina
11-20-2003, 11:43 AM
auch deutsche?

carolyn81
11-20-2003, 11:46 AM
Nein, ich bin Amerikanerin. Ich habe Deutsch gelernt.

malina
11-20-2003, 11:48 AM
:D nicht schlecht!

carolyn81
11-20-2003, 11:49 AM
Danke schoen :)

rmr
11-20-2003, 12:09 PM
Good morning, Rune, Malina, Audrey, Dinz and Carolyn.............jeesh........hope i didn't leave anyone out.

Red Princess
11-20-2003, 12:11 PM
i got to play computer last night! it IS a good morning

jaymirror
11-20-2003, 12:27 PM
Hi good evening. I'm back from soccer and feel strong and cool because my trainer told me i did a good job. Hope you feel the same and i'm sure you did a good job too.

malina
11-20-2003, 12:29 PM
i'm not sure how my trainer feels about me.. :rolleyes:

jaymirror
11-20-2003, 12:30 PM
So... ask!

dinzdale
11-20-2003, 12:30 PM
Jay: did the trainer stay upwind of your smelly unwashed kit?

jaymirror
11-20-2003, 12:34 PM
:D No, i wore a good t-shirt insted of the sport one and didn't wear the sport bra... do you think that's what he appreciated?

dinzdale
11-20-2003, 12:35 PM
I'm sure he admired your potential.

jaymirror
11-20-2003, 01:04 PM
hahahahaha
i'm sure you would too

dinzdale
11-20-2003, 01:13 PM
Athletic, Brazilian / Dutch, lithe, supple, perky ..:) ....young :(

malina
11-20-2003, 01:14 PM
perky??? :D

jaymirror
11-20-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by dinzdale
Athletic, Brazilian / Dutch, lithe, supple, perky ..:) ....young :(

Thanks dinz you're so sweet. But i'm not that perfect, i have quite some more bugs and more important than age.
Hope that helps. :)

malina
11-21-2003, 08:09 AM
good morning monkeys and all 26 guests!
http://www.queticofoundation.org/gallery/sunrise.jpg


( dear beloved guests: please note that you cannot edit or reply to our posts, modify duties or have any other kind of significant impact on this board unless you farking register! :D )

jaymirror
11-21-2003, 08:13 AM
http://www.x31.com/~andy/pics/home/good-morning-mark.jpg

Morning malina! I'm recovering from the party still... :)
Have a good day!

malina
11-21-2003, 08:14 AM
:D oi! ... you too jay!

Audreyvgs
11-21-2003, 09:00 AM
Gawd I feel like that picture! Good morning fellow communication freaks and all those other unidentified lot lurkers.

jaymirror
11-21-2003, 09:21 AM
Mornin' Audrey!

http://oregonstate.edu/groups/tke/images/Pictures/Wake%20up!.jpg

Magpie
11-21-2003, 09:24 AM
Good Morning All, Time to get up...well, at my house anyhow!
Isn't this pic of my daughter and her neurotic cowdog just the cutest? :)

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/snugglebuddies.jpg

Would someone be so kind as to write me a note that excuses me from my life today? Main line backed up last night = flooded basement....
yes, there is poop involved :eek:

Audreyvgs
11-21-2003, 10:13 AM
I had an australian shepherd once, he used to try and herd the other dogs. They didn't appreciate it much....

rmr
11-21-2003, 11:22 AM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

MORNING!!!!!TGIFARKINGF

dinzdale
11-21-2003, 11:56 AM
Morning Orange Bums

bealeblues
11-21-2003, 11:58 AM
today blows

dinzdale
11-21-2003, 12:10 PM
Why? Did you look in the mirror again?

rmr
11-21-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by bealeblues
today blows


this is the GOOD morning thread.........don't you rain on my parade!!!