Good morning

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by rmr
....don't you rain on my parade!!!

What do you mean my parade?

I started it, since when did you get to be in charge?

It's always about YOU isnt it Rims?

[priceyfatprude]

Good morning everyone.

Can I getcha some coffee, tea, hash browns?

Hash browns smothered in cheese & onions & gravy? Mmmmmm, gravy.

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
What do you mean my parade?

I started it, since when did you get to be in charge?

It's always about YOU isnt it Rims?

you have no idea what my parade is anyway.........so sush you..........SUSH..........

[dinzdale]

Morning Rims :)

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
today blows
It'll blow more tomorrow after Eli Manning kicks your testicles.

[Red Princess]

good morning.

[malina]

morning audrey, rimmie, maggie, pfp, beales, nyc, dinz and rp :)

[Coffee]

good moring rmr, beales, dinz, malina, nyc, pfp, audrey, magpie and 30 or so lurkers.

[bealeblues]

ok ok ok ok... sorry for soiling the good morning thread.

so good morning, my favo(u)rite monkeys....

[funkytuba]

Aud: we currenty have a mini-aussie... he herds everything: Little Funky, our cat, us.

When we go to the beach, he's right there practically nipping at our heels to keep us together... if we walk spaced out, he runs back and forth between us all concerned-like.

[rmr]

Good morning!!!!

[Perky Pat]

:) Good afternoon!

[rmr]

jeesh......you're always so technical ;)

[Perky Pat]

Well... it's three fifty-five and forty eight seconds p.m.!

[jaymirror]

Good morning and good afternoon.
Today i'm home can't do psychedelic tricks with a modem connection. But next week i'm gonna get the cable... yuppie!!

[rmr]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
Well... it's three fifty-five and forty eight seconds p.m.!


i'm so glad to see that you've loosened up!!!


Good afternoon Perky Pat and Jaymirror!!!

[Magpie]

Aud: we currenty have a mini-aussie... he herds everything: Little Funky, our cat, us.

When we go to the beach, he's right there practically nipping at our heels to keep us together... if we walk spaced out, he runs back and forth between us all concerned-like.



Tuba - (do you prefer Funky or Tubu?) This spring your Aussie will have a new job (damn they love to have a pupose don't they?). Herding your new little baby! Actually, our Colorado cow dog (Aus. Cattle Dog/Heeler) always sleep beside my last born (on the floor of course!) and was always "conserned-like" when anyone but immediate family would hold or pay attention to her.
Does yours (and Aud's too) 'talk'?

[funkytuba]

Good morning!

He's a big-time licker. Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick all day long if we let him. We had to police it when Little Funky was tiny, but now he's getting to the point where he can push the dog away if it gets too much.

We can get the aussie to talk... it was one of the things we put in his repertiore of tricks. He doesn't talk much spontaneously, though.

far as names go, Funky works best, I guess, but you can call me anything you want except late for dinner.

[malina]

'morning mr. funky!
http://www.myatt.co.uk/pics/gem/tuba.gif

[Audreyvgs]

I wish to hell he could talk, because then he could have told me that he was freakin goanna RUN AWAY! He never came back. Broke my heart.

Later I found out from the breeder that 5 dogs from that litter had disappeared. I know for a fact one of them was stolen, but this one ran off at the same time with my dog Bud, then Bud came back. gee, maybe bud took him to the woods and offed him. Maybe bud did other evil things besides bite the Bink. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

[Frieda]

good morning :eek:

[jaymirror]

Good morning.

About licking. My parents have a boxer. Ever experienced one?

[jaymirror]

Mornin' Rune, seen you.. hehe...

[RuneT]

but i was so quiet! Mornin!

[jaymirror]

yes we should be quite, the others are still sleeping

[rmr]

Good morning, Rune and Jay.

[jaymirror]

Good morning rims. Coffee?
http://www.onlineathens.com/subscriptions/images/news-coffee.jpg

[malina]

morning sweet monkeys!

[jaymirror]

morning malina. are you lurking? :eek:

[rmr]

Hello Malina and Jay, yes, I would love some coffee!!

[jaymirror]

Maybe if i concentrate deeply i can telepathically convince your cup to fill it self with coffee.

I'm concentrating...

[RuneT]

My horoscope this morning:

"Miscalculating your balances or lending cash will result in overspending. You have to use diplomacy and discretion when it comes to requests for loans."

-that's nice

[malina]

Originally posted by jaymirror
morning malina. are you lurking? :eek:
i'm always lurking! hate those dang lurkers!!!

[jaymirror]

Rune I was thinking, can you lend me some money?

[jaymirror]

...i'd like to offer coffee to dinz.

[dinzdale]

Monday morning.....fark off.

[RuneT]

Sure my friend. how much?

[malina]

* kissie! *

[RuneT]

Smooch!

I have decided to ditch the other horoscope and believe this instead:

”Taurus bounces back from a close call. Trust your judgment, but recognize there are things that even you don't know. With a little luck, though, wishes can still come true”

[jaymirror]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Monday morning.....fark off.

You're welcome!!

[RuneT]

no! no! nevermind.

I believe this one:
Unusual and unexpected opportunities to better yourself career wise could well come to you today through friends. These friends could provide you with valuable information as to how to make the maximum use of your skills, dear Taurus. Efficiency could be boosted by modern technology. Expect a number of interesting communications, all of which bring good news. This could prove to be a stimulating and exciting day.

[malina]

my son's a taurus :)

[RuneT]

You should be proud of giving birth to a taurus! :p

[malina]

oh i am!!! :D

[Magpie]

Errrr, Rune? Better yet...

If it’s possible, wear shorts and get some sun on those legs. You know they’ve been cooped up in your winter cloths for too long. You know if you put it off like always, you’re just going to regret it come summer. Just when you think your love life has taken a nosedive, something will come along to give you hope. However, don’t go rushing in too fast or you’ll just end up on relationship welfare. Take a little time to play the game and make sure that you pick your spots before you go for emotional penetration. Dust off one of the CD’s you listened to five years ago and resume bobbing your head. They say that the sun shines on every dog’s ass, just make sure yours is ready to catch the rays.

Mornin' All
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/pig01.gif

[malina]

morning maggie! :)

[jaymirror]

Morning mag. Where's your piggy running to?

[RuneT]

Not sure what to make of that. Pick my spots before emotional penetration? :D

[malina]

< blushing >

[RuneT]

mr. willy looking confused up to Rune, "say what?"

[dinzdale]

Rune, just start by picking your spots......dont attempt the penetration thing yet....trust me.

[rmr]

what's this about spots and penetration???:rolleyes:

[RuneT]

mr. Willy says " Don't listen to the old man!"

[rmr]

Mr. Willy is sure doing quite a bit of talking today.

[RuneT]

He has half of my brain. It's only fair that he get's to speak sometimes.

[malina]

... i am SO trying to stay away from this ...

[rmr]

you are such a generous person :D

[RuneT]

Willy says "Thats the (w)hole Idea!"

[Red Princess]

good morning. is this now a debauchery thread?

[malina]

GET UP
GET UP
GET UP

GET ON UP
STAY ON THE SCENE
...

[malina]

http://www.concertlivewire.com/jpegs/brownbw.jpg

[RuneT]

..like a sex machine

[rmr]

Originally posted by malina
http://www.concertlivewire.com/jpegs/brownbw.jpg

Now, that's what i'm talking about!!!!!

[malina]

HIT ME!

[RuneT]

WATCH ME! OH!

[malina]

Now ain`t that a groove!

[RuneT]

Just to kill the thread completely:

MORNING HAS BROOOOKEN!

[malina]

http://www.athabascau.ca/images/animated/man_hitting_server_with_bat_lg_clr.gif

[RuneT]

LIKE THE FIRST MOOOOORNING!

[Red Princess]

computer abuse. bad people

[malina]

http://www.boxingdigest.com/card_girls/Stacey/Staceypn.gif

[RuneT]

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

[RuneT]

that's the best animated gif ever

thank's love

[Frieda]

rune, i´m a Taurus.. wasn´t there anything in the horoscope about having bad luck? or having to deal with insurance companies and stuff? :(

[dinzdale]

Taurus:
you are a big bully and full of bullshit. Nobody likes you, as you always try to get your way. Today you will be stabbed by a small Spaniard wearing a red cape. Good riddance.

[surflugen]

This is the sun rize I woke up to this morning. To bad there was no surf.
http://www.mthigh.com/photos/daily/031124/largepic.jpg
It has been a great morning! Two and a half days left before a four day weekend + three more weeks of for me! Yeah!

[rmr]

That's an amazing picture.

and woo hoo.............thank you god for the up-coming four day weekend!!!

[malina]

lazy bums! :mad:

[rmr]

YOU'RE the lazy bum ;)

[jaymirror]

Good morning Rune and Fruitofdaloom, and welcome to fruit as well since i missed that thread yesterday.
I'm jay. Nice to meet you.

[RuneT]

Stormy morning from Norway. It's a hell of a weather out there.
32 mph wind and heavy rain.

http://www.bt.no/grafikk/kamera/axis/axis1.jpg

[jaymirror]

Hey, cool, snow!
That's Oslo isn't it? I think i've been in that square. Bought a pizza for an amazingly high price...

[RuneT]

It's Bergen, 300 miles west from Oslo.
And it's not snowing yet :(
Anything in this damn country is expensive.

[jaymirror]

Umm. I must be alucinating again then. I should stop bringing space cakes at work.

[RuneT]

Can I have one?

I'm fed up with reality.

[jaymirror]

Maybe this works as well:

http://www.guggenheimcollection.org/images/lists/work/34_1_lg.jpg

[RuneT]

wow!

Thats wicked shit dude!

[jaymirror]

This is also interesting:

http://www.angelfire.com/la3/aries1b/Escher.jpg

[RuneT]

Overdose!

That picture make me sick!

[dinzdale]

Good morning.....Wakey, Wakey Rise and Shine, Handsoffcocksonsocks.

[malina]

< shoving a handfull of pills in dinz' mouth >

[RuneT]

forcing him to drink a glass of water

[dinzdale]

Morning Malena !

Maybe the rest of this should be in the Dreams thread....:)

[malina]

moin vinnie! ;)

god morgen rune!

[RuneT]

God morgen kjære Malina. Jeg håper at du får en fin bursdag.

Klem, Rune

[malina]

tusen tak! *kissie*

[priceyfatprude]

Buona Mattina, everyone.

[Audreyvgs]

y Buenos Dias!

[priceyfatprude]

Voi gradiscono un certo caffè?

[rmr]

good morning........i'm hung-over.

[Red Princess]

good morning. i am not hungover

[rmr]

then i hate you.

[Audreyvgs]

Voy a tomar caffe, pero yo no se donde estas.

[dickieC]

I haven't been hungover for ages. Not even after drinking myself silly last weekend.

[rmr]

are you guys saying i'm some sort of freak?? and dickie what about the time you and rune got together and by the farking way.........where are the pictures??

[dickieC]

Yes, true, that was the last time, and sorry, I haven't scanned them in, but Frieda has seen them on my webcam and agrees they're worth waiting for...

[rmr]

why must you tease me??????

[dickieC]

'cos you love it...

[rmr]

DAH!!!!

You are always right.............I hate that about you!!!

[dickieC]

are you questioning... my... AUTHORI-TIE?!?

[rmr]

nope

http://www.tpir.tv/spotlight/brian/brian8.JPG

[rmr]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Voy a tomar caffe, pero yo no se donde estas.


oh and yes please.

[dickieC]

Originally posted by rmr
nope

http://www.tpir.tv/spotlight/brian/brian8.JPG


Please tell me you were a Price Is Right hostess in an earlier life, PLEASE!

[rmr]

yep, and i wear tiny knickers..........REALLY tiny knickers.

[dickieC]

that's as maybe, but how many pairs have you got?

[rmr]

actually i'm so poor i don't wear any.

[dickieC]

rmr goes commando

[priceyfatprude]

Remind me never to borrow a pair of shorts or sweatpants from you, Rimmie.

[rmr]

ummmmmm........i'm sorry pfp........i'll buy a guest pair just for you.

[dickieC]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Remind me never to borrow a pair of shorts or sweatpants from you, Rimmie.

I'm sure you've got enough PANTS to keep it all covered...

[rmr]

Originally posted by dickieC
I'm sure you've got enough PANTS to keep it all covered...

nobody wants my pants :(

[malina]

PANTS PANTS PANTS

[Coffee]

Originally posted by rmr
nobody wants my pants :(

Nobody likes your pants...take them off now.;)

[RuneT]

Mornin all

[Perky Pat]

Mornin' everyone!:)

[RuneT]

a smile is a slight exceed ration isn't it?

[Audreyvgs]

Huh? :)

[RuneT]

:D

I feel better now

[rmr]

good morning rune, perky and audrey........hope all is well.

[malina]

morning monkeys!
http://fatsquad.com/sammy/gunner%20sammy.JPG

[dinzdale]

Morning Daaaaaahlings!

[rmr]

8 hours and then a four day weekend.................HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!

[RuneT]

Morning darling dinz

[Audreyvgs]

I think if it weren't for major holidays and company coming, the house might never get the big douche, so to speak. Gmornin all!

[priceyfatprude]

The big douche? My bosses bosses boss is at your house, aud?

Good morning everyone. Where is my beloved coffee? Still in the freezer no doubt.

[RuneT]

This morning I am serving norwegian scrambled eggs, smoked salmon, pickled herring, "rømmegrøt" and "fenalår". Help your self with the flat bread.

Coffee anyone?

[jaymirror]

Yes yes, please coffee and some of all the weird stuff you mention. I need to recover from another crazy night. And to get ready for the next one...

[RuneT]

"putting two raw eggs in the shaker"
Rough night eh?

[jaymirror]

Och. Rough... i don't know... just weird. Why am i so weird???

[RuneT]

"mixing in a few drops of tabasco and salt"
"pouring it into a glass and handing it over to jay"

Tell me about it.

[jaymirror]

Thanks you're so sweet! I need a hug. Will you hug me?

[RuneT]

Dahling! Thats what i do!

*hugging*

it's going to be all right

[jaymirror]

:)

[RuneT]

http://www.flyozone.com/ozkites/kpics/frenzy04_cols.jpg

what colour shoul I pick for my new kite? Not that it matters.

[jaymirror]

Red is cool. Where do you make it fly?

[RuneT]

Usually at "hardangervidda" that’s located in the middle between Bergen and Oslo. It's a huge mountain plateau at around 3-4000 feet. Here's a vid from our favourite kite spot (http://kite.no/asx/ngt/haugastol_ngt.asx)

My friend Bjørn:
http://www.rallarvegen.com/Bilder/Kite/thumbnails/dsc00923.jpg

My friend Ole:
http://www.monstad.no/runet/s3.jpg

[jaymirror]

Man! That looks great!!!

[funkytuba]

Coffee time already... Little Funky decided to wake up early again.

[malina]

http://www.savoy-truffle.de/zippo/donald/vertreter.jpg
good morning beautiful young monkeys!

[rmr]

Good morning.............:)

[malina]

RIMS!!!

i missed you SO much !

[zenbabe]

mornin'.........oy...

[malina]

:)

[rmr]

Originally posted by malina
RIMS!!!

i missed you SO much !


No, I missed YOU so much.............


http://gbgm-umc.org/gifs/q-hugs.gif

[malina]

na - aaaah. . . i missed YOU more !!!

[zenbabe]

GET A ROOM!

[rmr]

no way........i missed YOU more. you better stop your nonsense.

[malina]

http://www.missabigail.com/images/nonsense.gif

[rmr]

http://www.resortquest.com/oahu/images/wbh_chartreuse-room.jpg

[Coffee]

RUNNNNNEEEEE....that loooks so way farking coooool...I want to kite-ski...NOW!!!
Do the kites have enough force to pull you Up the hills?...how fast can you go on the flats with just kite providing force? What is minimum wind speed to use the kites? Will they act as Parachutes if you take a really high jump off of a crazy hill?

*Must know more....going to google*

Thanks for posting the very entertaining video!!!!:D :D :D

[rmr]

good morning, good afternoon and good evening all!!!

[jaymirror]

Good morning rims!
It's so desolated today... and i'm leaving soon, too.

[rmr]

:( don't leave

[jaymirror]

:( I'll have to, i'm going to a party.
Geez, last week i've gone out every single day!

[rmr]

well have fun then..............and behave yourself :D

[jaymirror]

I won't do anything that you wouldn't do...

[rmr]

ha! then be very careful.......ok?

[jaymirror]

I will be as careful as a junky monkey can be. :D

[priceyfatprude]

Good morning, darlings. Where is coffee? And Coffee?

[malina]

mornin' all!

(_)o <-- coffee for pfp ;)

[Perky Pat]

*hi*

[Audreyvgs]

That WAS a great video!!! See NY? I could skii if I didn't have so much freakin GRAVITY pullin at me,,,, all I'd need to develop now is upper arm strength!!

[priceyfatprude]

Thank you malina dahlink.

Aud, your kid is so cute I can't even handle it. :D

Hello perky. :)

[Audreyvgs]

I'm tellin you, PFP, just wait! It's in his DNA to go for older women, I'm 18 years older than Nico, his gramma was like 12 older than his grandfather, and so on and so on!! It could happen! (he really is goanna be a stunner) I used to have a problem with strange women kissin him in the grocery store, I'd lean down to get a gallon of milk, and there they'd be. When he was little my friend from Oconomowoc took him for a walk in the stroller, and he came back amazed..."the Kid's a Chick Magnet!" was all he could say. He has a way of gettin everybody wrapped around his little finger.....Next summer I'm thinkin of takin los dos Nicos to Wis. for a tour of the stomping grounds, and I guarantee you, there will be a stop there to see you. Anybody who likes my kid that much deserves a chance. :p

[priceyfatprude]

I would love to hang out w/you guys! As for your son, he is clay to mold, baby, clay to mold. :D

PFP + BINK 4EVAH!

[rmr]

MORNING!!!!!!

I'm a bit depressed today because I've slept the four day weekend away.........i guess that's ok, right??? God I'm so lazy sometimes :(

[jaymirror]

Good morning.
I've been way too serious today. Someone helps restoring my clown mode?
http://www.lakeheadu.ca/~nanabijo/images/bingo%20the%20clown.gif

[rmr]

morning............back at work..........argh!!!!!!!!!!:(

[jaymirror]

work sucks

[RuneT]

mornin all!
http://www.jimwarren.com/peaceful%20morning.jpg

[jaymirror]

Aaw! Morning Rune!

[jaymirror]

And dinz and red!

[red]

Good Morning!!!
It sucks that we have to go back to work, but I am grateful I have a job. Not everyone is as lucky.
*thinks of poor Reader*

[RuneT]

Look at the bright side. It's Hump Day!

[jaymirror]

Is it???
I wasn't aware... i must have missed something again!

[RuneT]

Yes, we have renamed "fwking monday" to "Happy Hump Day" because it makes it easier to survive the pain.


soo....


HAPPY HUMP DAY!

[agentsmith]

i do not like this thread.:(

[jaymirror]

Morning agent! :cool: Smile!

[red]

so there are two hump days in the week. cool!

[RuneT]

no?

only monday?

[agentsmith]

im tired and theres a hole in my little toe..

[agentsmith]

wow everyone left! i guess to work.

[red]

wednesday is said to be hump day. you are over the hump and on the way to the weekend.

[RuneT]

no
no!

Hump as in the verb "to hump"

[dinzdale]

Monday is wank day Rune.....but so are Tuesday Thursday and Friday in Norway....

[RuneT]

Are you telling me that I can’t wank on Wednesdays?

[dinzdale]

Wednesday is reserved for your normal perversions and manual manipulation of your genitalia is punishable under Norwegian law.

Be careful out there..

[malina]

morning munchkins! :)

[dinzdale]

Morning Glory....:)

[Perky Pat]

morning! (it's teatime :))

[malina]

http://www.teatrail.co.uk/tt/teazers/images/alice27a.gif

it certainly is!

[red]

It's lunchtime for me.
Hmmmm…what to have…canned soup or Thai chiken salad

[rmr]

thai chicken salad.............for sure!!!

[dinzdale]

A chicken in a tie? Get real....:rolleyes:

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
A chicken in a tie? Get real....:rolleyes:

get over yourself

[dinzdale]

YOU get over YOURself Missy.


"Your brain has a candy shell on it" - Danny Boy

[Audreyvgs]

quote:
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Zen
*pulls up chair, makes popcorn*
------------------------------------------------------------------------

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
YOU get over YOURself Missy.


"Your brain has a candy shell on it" - Danny Boy

The names not missy...........SO GET OVER YOURSELF and START CALLING ME BY THE CORRECT NAME.

ps i missed you while you were gone :)

[dinzdale]

I missed you too Snotface :)

[rmr]

I missed you MORE sickofark!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[dinzdale]

I almost died of lonliness without you Skidmarks !:)

[rmr]

i missed your smelly farts something awful :p

[dinzdale]

...and I your feminine hygene problem...:)

[rmr]

i miss your premature thing ;)

[dinzdale]

...and your vaginal dryness....

[rmr]

i miss you giving me crabs

[dinzdale]

I miss your pubic dandruff....:)

[dinzdale]

That was yesterday.....

...now is today, so

GOOD MORNING MONKEYS!!

[RuneT]

It's a good morning to be "intact" don't you think?
:p

[dinzdale]

I whole-penisedly agree brother!

[Perky Pat]

:) 'morNIN!

[RuneT]

Good morning Perky and good morning to your fore skin!

[Perky Pat]

The penguin-parade accident resulted in the loss of it.

Thanks anyaway!

[RuneT]

aww those damn penguins. So what were you doing in a penguin parade?

[dinzdale]

We'll have you as our token Kojak, to show our diversity.

[RuneT]

unless (http://homepage.mac.com/rmpayne/diary/third100-2.html)


..but stay away from the damn penguins in the future!

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by RuneT
aww those damn penguins. So what were you doing in a penguin parade?
it's so long ago it's hard to remember exactly. Trying to participate probably. But then those pesky railings I was trying to climb up on somehow got a grip of me.. when I woke up I'd been arbitrarily "Roundheaded".

[dinzdale]

We can still be friends though, right?

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by dinzdale
We can still be friends though, right?

Sure. I consider myself a Cavalier in spirit.

[RuneT]

that's the spirit!

after all, it's xmas

[malina]

morning gentlemen! :D

[dinzdale]

Morgen Mally

[RuneT]

good morning scrumptious!

[malina]

so how's it hangin' ?

[RuneT]

all tucked in and loose thank you

[malina]

no tangible problems?

[jaymirror]

HALLOOO!!!!
Good morning everyone!!!

Everything fine here in Holland.

[dinzdale]

Morning Princess Mabel.

[priceyfatprude]

Good morning, ppl. Donde esta mi cafe?

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Good morning, ppl. Donde esta mi cafe?

och AYE!

[rmr]

Originally posted by jaymirror
HALLOOO!!!!
Good morning everyone!!!

Everything fine here in Holland.

you are too loud in the morning :)

[Audreyvgs]

Good morning all! Nice to see you'all so perky today, and pleased that my tirade in the Xms thread has spread to here. Wow, can of worms or what! (maybe just a sensitive subject!) I've had my coffee and am now on to my southern-type iced sweet tea. Had to quit the aspartame in my beloved Diet Coke. Who the hell was I foolin anyway? I make cookies out the ying yang this time of year.

[jaymirror]

Sorry!!

Ehm, i mean, sorry.

[jaymirror]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Morning Princess Mabel.

I miss this one. A hint?

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I make cookies out the ying yang this time of year.

This I would like to see....

[malina]

morning lovely ladies!!! :D

[Audreyvgs]

The yingyang is intact, but private.

This is better:
http://www.audreyheffner.net/monkeychik.jpg
These (10) are about a week old!

[Red Princess]

good morning. will be a short day at work for me. i will be driving up to LA this afternoon. wonder how much trouble i can get in today?

[jaymirror]

OMG are you sure they aren't aggressive???
http://www.jwfinearts.com/Neely/small/s.monkey_bitten.jpg

[Red Princess]

in some cultures they snip the tip off their little beaks to keep them from harming other chicks