Good morning

[malina]

you go girl!!!! good luck! :)

[rmr]

thank you so much......i know nothing will probably come of it, but it's made me feel better to just KNOW that there is something else out there.

[Perky Pat]

mornin' lala!

off to work...

[lapietra]

Drive safe, Mr. Perky... :)

I'm off to bed meself.. ;)

[malina]

http://www.soul-flower.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/sleepy_monkey_sm.jpg
good morning monkeys...

[funkytuba]

good morning.... 3am baby waterglass time, as usual, wonder if i'll get back to sleep this time

[RuneT]

Morning all. I should have stayed in bed.

[bealeblues]

mornin' monkeys, after my one day hiatus....

[jaymirror]

Aaaaaawww... Sorry for the disturbed ones, but i'm kind of happy today.

Morning everyone.

[rmr]

good morning........what's the flavor of the day??

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by malina
http://www.soul-flower.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/sleepy_monkey_sm.jpg
good morning monkeys... Awwwwwwww. Curious George is my favoritest favorite. :)

Morning all.

The flavor of the day is...Gingerbread?

[rmr]

gingerbread........yummy.......would that be coffee or a little treat?

[bealeblues]

no way! this is the flavo(u)r of the day:



http://www.stewartartists.com/Media/dkelloway/Mandrin%20Surdyks.JPG

i mean, hell, it's FRIDAY after all

[malina]

i'll have to agree w/ beale!

[rmr]

i'm a changed women........i don't get all WASTED and crap anymore.....i sip tea and munch on gingerbread cookies. i'm all grown up!!!

[priceyfatprude]

How about hot cocoa w/peppermint schnapps for malina & beale? Gingerbread latte's for me & rimmer? (I'll get wasted later!)

[bealeblues]

originally posted by the xerocspostergirl
i'm a changed women........i don't get all WASTED and crap anymore.....i sip tea and munch on gingerbread cookies. i'm all grown up!!!

:rolleyes:

[rmr]

i even cross my legs when i sit down...........no lie :p

[bealeblues]

[enter standard dinz line here]

[rmr]

i'm going to hit 4000 today.........i'm so farking excited!!!

[red]

gee rmr, I think you need a life.

[malina]

http://www.suprmchaos.com/monkey-cat_080902.jpg
happy saturday!

[red]

AWWWWwww! Poor kitty.


Goood Morning!! We put our tree up this morning!

Yippee

[Perky Pat]

'MoNing MoN! :)

[masterofNone]

mornin' pat.... (sorry, i woke up to answer the phone and went back to sleep.)

[malina]

... that's old age for ya! :p


morning mon, morning perky! :D

[masterofNone]

age, as i have been told, haint nuthin but a number...




turns out it's the number of times you have to get up to pee in the middle of the night.


mornin' m'lina!

[xerocs]

morning monkeys,

today is the big day. i am flying back to italy for a week... and i originally intended to set things right with my whole disfunctional relationship. but THEY are right and the things THEY say are true. i woke feeling very strange this morning.... and regreting this trip and i havn't even left yet. i should have just bought martini glasses and some really expensive import vodka... it would've been cheaper. anyway, thank you all for putting up with my moods... i am happy inside today, but like really at peace with myself and the world around me. i think it was a mistake, this trip, but i will come to terms with that later. so, wish me luck and i will see you all in a week. i hope that everyones day turns out to be as satisfying as my morning has been.

-x

[rmr]

i hope you have a great trip xerocs........i'm sure you'll have a good time......it seems like you have a good attitude about it :)

[lapietra]

hear, hear...

Although I can't agree with you regarding the trip being a mistake... First of all, you're flying to ITALY for a week... But even more importantly - whether you have a beautiful reunion and find that you want to continue your relationship no matter what, or you realize that it's not meant to be, you've gone to meet her face to face, which is admirable and will result in the most satisfaction when you look back... you're doing everything you can.

[Coffee]

HEAR HEAR...

but quitely ...i have such a hangover headache...

[lapietra]

here you go, Coffee dear...

hangover remedies (http://txtx.essortment.com/whatisthebest_rsws.htm)

and:

http://www.rendezvous.com.lc/neckmassage.jpg

http://www.howardluggage.com/ImgUpload/P_742493_793647.jpg

http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/cocktails/images/bloody.mary.large.jpg

[Coffee]

Thank you Dr. Lala.

Just the prescription I needed.

[malina]

http://www.monkey-boy.com/xmas/gifs/animal1.jpg

good morning monkeys all! hi jay :)

[jaymirror]

Hi Malina!! It's snowing here!

[malina]

here too.... :(

ICK!

[jaymirror]

You don't like snow?

[malina]

HATE it!

[Frieda]

it snows so little here, that i love it!

but the sun is already shining.. so fark it.

[jaymirror]

Morning Frieda! And hi Beale!

What's happened to Dinz the initiator of this thread?

[bealeblues]

malina, i agree, snow SUCKS

and mornin' monkeys-- i'm in LOTR hangover mode....

[malina]

mornin' beale 'n frieda :)

happy monday!

[Frieda]

afternoon all!

[jaymirror]

Originally posted by malina
http://icarito.tercera.cl/icarito/2001/828/img/07-chopin.gif

Aaaaw Malina! I love Chopin!!!

[red]

I don't know why I even bothered to come into work.
No one is here.

It's just so ridiculous!

[rmr]

good morning all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[priceyfatprude]

Morning everyone. No one is here either.

[jaymirror]

Hi rimmie and pfp and red!!

*wags tail*

[red]

*pats jaymirror's head*
Good morning!!
I think I'm gonna cam it up.

[Red Princess]

good morning. i baked christmas cookies. anyone want one?

[jaymirror]

MMMMMH! Cookies!
Morning RP!

[lapietra]

hello dear monkies.
it is brrrrrrrrr this morning.....

[Red Princess]

spice cookies with icing on them, mmmmmm sugar

[Frieda]

woooo cookies! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[red]

I love cookies!!
http://homepage.mac.com/cosmic.chick/cookie.gif

[Red Princess]

now showing on a web cam near you

[Magpie]

Mornin' Monkeys! Puberty update from my house (I know, I know, finally thank goodness):

6th grade daughter Keah - After begging for her own phone, money, makeup, Beemer, etc and not getting the answer she was looking for, she ran out off to her bedroom shrieking, "You people just don't get it! I HAVE NEEDS!!!". You people? :eek:

7th grade son Crow - Announced, "I can't go back to school after the break. I think I'm going bald." (Hairclub for boys?)

42 year old husband - "Is any mammal in this house remotely normal?" Mammal?

Mom will be running away from home now! Happy Tuesday all...

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/usedtocare.gif

[dinzdale]

42 yr old husband ?



It's not me is it?:(

[Red Princess]

good morning monkeys! i think i will spend the day goofing off. join me?

[red]

join you?
did you fall apart?

Good morning everybody!
maybe I can get the cam up today

[Red Princess]

join me at the goof off party. bring booze

[funkytuba]

blurblgounkidamffnrrrrr.... snerk..

oh...

mornin'

[Magpie]

Originally posted by dinzdale
42 yr old husband ?

It's not me is it?:(

Let's see, your 'frowny face' could mean two things Dinz:

1) You are hoping you AREN'T my 42 yr old husband.

or...

2) Your sad because you aren't my 42 yr old husband.

Talk to me baby! :)

[bealeblues]

don't ask questions magpie, just be glad that it isn't him....

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Magpie
1) You are hoping you AREN'T my 42 yr old husband.
or...
2) Your sad because you aren't my 42 yr old husband.

If I was your husband I would technically be a trigamist.

The face is a sad confused one because I dont remember our marriage, and it probably would have been fun.

If you an ex or current wife please ignore this post.:)

[Magpie]

Oh Dinz how could you have forgotten? It was great... 13 years of memories, galavanting around the globe, wild escapades in exotic locations, packing away huge savings and investments from our lucrative careers! Until...

You had to run off and fark your skanky secretary and forced me to take all that money and property from you.

Yeah, that was it wasn't it?

[dinzdale]

It's all a blur.....:(

[Magpie]

:( sniff sniff

[rmr]

howdy

[Red Princess]

good morning rmr, how the hell are you?

[dinzdale]

Who?

[lapietra]

Good morning Perky, chuckie, Rune, dickieC, and all you other people on the other side of the planet...

I kiss you all. I am off to beddie-bye....

[RuneT]

morning lalalove

It's hell being awake. I recommend sleeping.

[Frieda]

http://media.abcnews.com/media/Living/images/fpg_sleep_000327_h.jpg

[lapietra]

Morning, monkeys... see you in a few hours... :)

http://www.keithv.com/africa_scans2/sun_burst_sa.jpg

[Frieda]

whoa whoa! :eek:

[chuckie egg]

Whoa! The sea is slanted! :eek: What does this mean?!

[masterofNone]

it means that, ere long, all the water will be in the indian ocean

[Magpie]

It's just heavier on one side. You know, like one foot being bigger than the other? Glad I could help :)

[Red Princess]

good morning, who wants their image defiled today?

[rmr]

i'm not having a good morning

[dinzdale]

I am , and I'm not menstruating either.:)

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I am , and I'm not menstruating either.:)



I'd like to introduce you to mister-sock-in-the-puss!!!!!!!!

[bealeblues]

i thought he said he wasn't menstruating....

did i just say that out loud?

[dinzdale]

"You are the panties beneath my wings...."

[Magpie]

Hey watch the "M" jokes buster, you aren't too far from reproach either!

[dinzdale]

I know exactly how you feel.:)

[lapietra]

You guys are making me giggle and I haven't had my coffee yet. Shame on y'alls.

[Magpie]

Awww Dinz you need champagne for cramps too?

[dinzdale]

Why dont people say good morning anymore?

Wankers.

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Why dont people say good morning anymore?

Wankers.

I didn't expect a sort of Dinzish Inquisition.

[dinzdale]

Bam Bam Baaaaaaaaaam !!

No one expects the Dinzish Inquisition.


You come to expect pleasantries in the mornings, but what do you lot do? It's just straight in to "My stapler hurts" "I want coffee" "Rimmer's arse is big" "Happy Bollocks FunkeyTubby"...not so much as a nod to civility and decorum.

[Red Princess]

good morning dinz. can i get you another cup of coffee? danish? light your smoke? light your pants on fire?
smoochies,
rp

[chuckie egg]

GOOD MORNING MR DINZDALE!!

[dinzdale]

More like it.

Bit of farking decorum is all I ask.

[Red Princess]

nooner?

[dinzdale]

I thought that was the Danish?

[Red Princess]

wrong....thats what you get for thinking

[bealeblues]

i would say good afternoon dinz, but this isn't the good afternoon thread now, is it....

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Bam Bam Baaaaaaaaaam !! [...] "Happy Bollocks FunkeyTubby"


Never mind them...

[Magpie]

Good Belated Morning to you Dinz!

don't want to be on anyone's shite list

[dinzdale]

Much more like it.


bout farking time

[Magpie]

Sheesh! Nag, nag, nag!

[dinzdale]

and I missed you at breeakfast....:(

[Magpie]

I know, I hate when you leave so early while I'm still sleeping!

[dinzdale]

I try not to make a noise and leave you quietly.
You look so comfy and snug, all curled up, snoring, farting and drooling under the covers. I'm amazed I can bear to leave you there.

[Magpie]

Dinz Darling I do not fart, I poof (quite delicately I might add)... there's quite a difference. I heard you leaving but I found my body was so sore I think I used muscles I didn't even know I had so I driffed back off to sleep again.

Oh...the rose petals leading to the beligum waffles and strawberries was a lovely touch!

[dinzdale]

I beg my lady's pardon for the slur - poofing like a dray horse is much more fitting.

[Magpie]

Yeah well that's the last time I come over to fix your toilet then!

Dray horse my arse!

[dinzdale]

:(

[Magpie]

Alright... only if you ask nice. Sheesh.

[dinzdale]

You know how I have toilet "issues":(

...but we'll let it be our secret.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by dinzdale
You know how I have toilet "issues":(

...but we'll let it be our secret.

Ahhh ok, hope you don't mind I only told a couple of people :)

[Magpie]

Because I don't always catch the morning 'funnies' here, I'm posting this waaay in advance. Mornin, cream n' sugar please.

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/monk4.jpg

[dinzdale]

Good morning my people.:)

[RuneT]

Good morning your people. Are you in Brittain yet?

[dinzdale]

Not yet, but I'm pointing in that direction.

[RuneT]

Have you ever been here?

http://www.theinquirer.net/wankum.jpg

[dinzdale]

Not yet, but I may visit there soon.:)

[RuneT]

All I can tell you right now is that it's an exit on the autobahn to Hannover.

[RuneT]

If you want to find out you will have to contact the oracle (http://www.bcsd.k12.ca.us/chipman/counseling.htm)

[rmr]

Good morning!!!!!!!!!! Who is Lee WANKMUN???

[RuneT]

She is the oracle. She can help you find the way to the gatekeaper of Wankum

[rmr]

i thought that was dinz :confused:

[RuneT]

http://www.jager.com/gui/main_logo_top.gif
http://www.jager.com/gui/main_logo_middle.gif
http://www.jager.com/gui/main_logo_bottom.gif

breakfast anyone?

[rmr]

that's my favorite!!!

yummy!!!!!!!

[Red Princess]

good morning monkeys. i have starbucks coffee and donuts

[priceyfatprude]

Good morning everyone. I just threw up in the sink back in Telemarketing.

[Magpie]

Morning PFP, hope you don't have what my kids had! Go home, but no ice cream! Hope you feel better...:)

[Magpie]

Goodness Rune what is up with you?!!! :D

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by Magpie
Goodness Rune what is up with you?!!! :D

he is being his normal self. wired, in need of calming.

[ambo]

mmmmm
pass me a donut

no, no, i shouldn't

[Red Princess]

these are special low carb low sugar donuts, have 2

[ambo]

i'll just eat my friggin banana

[Red Princess]

life is too short to go without donuts

[ambo]

but people are starting to comment on how much weight i've lost
i don't want to let them down

[Red Princess]

well good for you, great to hear isn't it?

[ambo]

but so much pressure....

being beautiful isn't easy
as i'm sure you know

[dinzdale]

:)

[Red Princess]

*sigh* yes.
and there are all those rejections of lovelorn fans to handed out, it gets tiring

[jaymirror]

http://website.lineone.net/~stolarczyk/gifs/rabbit_eating_carrot_lg_clr.gif

Good morning monkeys!

[rmr]

good morning jay!!!!!

[Audreyvgs]

G'morning All!

*yawns :o *


Coffee?

[jaymirror]

Haven't seen him yet...

[dinzdale]

No, Dinz.

Morning assorted deviants :)

[rmr]

WHY HOWDY DINZ........HOW THE FARK ARE YOU DOING THIS MORNING????

[dinzdale]

It's spiffy to be me.

[jaymirror]

I have no clue what that means. Anyway, stel je niet zo aan...
I know you're having better weather than me.
:rolleyes:

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by jaymirror
stel je niet zo aan...(Rimmer is an arse in the mornings)


:eek:

[rmr]

nice try.........putz :eek:

[dinzdale]

This is the GOOD morning thread. Take your hate elsewhere young lady....and your smelly dog too.....

[RuneT]

Good morning everyone.

I see that dinz missed his morning wank again. :p

[bealeblues]

:eek:

[Red Princess]

good morning everyone.

[RuneT]

mornin peep

had a good night?

[jaymirror]

A long one?

[Red Princess]

aaaaaah yes. got the phone call i was waiting for......

[Magpie]

morning

[Perky Pat]

morning jay,

morning everyone. :)

[jaymirror]

http://www.kobe-u.ac.jp/hyogo/symbol.flower.gif

Morning Perky! Flowers to start this day.

[bealeblues]

mornings blow.

but good morning anyway monkeys although you'll never convince me of it....

[chuckie egg]

Morning Beale, I did crap on your quiz :(

[bealeblues]

s'okay chuckie b/c i did crap on yours too, so we're even.....

[Audreyvgs]

I thought that getting 60% was pretty cool, 'specially cause I know Jack about you, Beale! Aren't you proud of me?

I figure that with that crappy score, it kinda rules me out as a stalker.

I got credentials now!

[jaymirror]

which quiz are you all talking about?

[Magpie]

I don't do perky in the morning til about 9am. I'm willing to be marginally pleasant though. *grumble* Mornin' All.

Pop Tarts Anyone?

[jaymirror]

the problem is that we get Coffee way too late on this board...
yes i'll try that tart of yours, please.

[Audreyvgs]

Maybe cause you wake up about 8 hours before he does...

[jaymirror]

Actually, he wakes up about 8 hours later than i do.
I'm on the Greenwhich line (am i?).

[Red Princess]

good morning.

[jaymirror]

Morning. Here's getting dark already. :)

[priceyfatprude]

Good morning everyone.

I don't do Perky in the morning I'm sure this makes him quite sad. ;)

[rmr]

that made me laugh........poor perky......he's getting none :(

good morning dear friends!!!!!

[lapietra]

Well... she did say "until 9am"... he just has to be patient...

Hi guys. Wish me luck...

[jaymirror]

In Italy, this brings good luck:

http://www.donneinweb.org/risorse/sfondi/images/quadrifoglio.jpg

[rmr]

good luck!!

what are we wishing you good luck for??

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Magpie
I don't do Perky in the morning til about 9am.

:(

[rmr]

ok......ok.....i'll do perky before 9 am.........i'll take this one for the team!!

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by rmr
ok......ok.....i'll do perky before 9 am.........i'll take this one for the team!!

er, hello... does anyone have the right time please?

[jaymirror]

I think it's quite before 9 am of tomorrow morning perky!

[dinzdale]

Morning Voodoo Chiles:)

[bealeblues]

ooooohhhh-- wish i had my hendrix compilation cd at the office now....

[jaymirror]

Hi dinz!!! I'm gonna pm you right now... ;) (Just to make the others jealous)
Mornin everyone!

[chuckie egg]

I'm SO jealous :(

[Perky Pat]

'morning. :)

[bealeblues]

oh yeah, mornin' monkeys. i'm actually in a decent mood this morning. go figure.

[jaymirror]

You're probably enjoying your period of abstinence from YIM...

[bealeblues]

no, not enjoying that at all jay, but i'm trying to make the best of it....

[Red Princess]

GOOD MORNING, WANT A BEER?

[jaymirror]

why not after all it's friday afternoon...

[jaymirror]

Originally posted by bealeblues
no, not enjoying that at all jay, but i'm trying to make the best of it....

There is a reason for me to be. That's YIM!


Muhahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Red Princess]

newcastle brown ale or beck's oktoberfest?

[jaymirror]

beck's! my old-times favorite!

[Red Princess]

then lets drink up, i am in a mood

[jaymirror]

OK. Can i call you giulia when i'm drunk?

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
er, hello... does anyone have the right time please?

Geez Perky, you need a watch... I had to start (and finish) without you.

[bealeblues]

:eek:

[dinzdale]

Breakfast, numbnuts.

[bealeblues]

it's gutter friday, numbnuts. besides, all this 'perky' activity will be thoroughly reported to malina upon her return....

[Magpie]

Jeez, is everything an inuendo to you men?!

Perky, the Pop Tarts were really good, sorry you missed them :)

[bealeblues]

innuendo is one of the things that helps me through my day....

[funkytuba]

morning.... burp.

[jaymirror]

hmm... good start...

[Klynne]

Morning!

[Perky Pat]

mornin' :)

[Klynne]

How are you doing today?

[funkytuba]

ok... Little Funky slept like 12 hours last night... so we're making up the sleep defecit

[Magpie]

Congrats Funky and Mrs. Funky! I knowwww what a good thing that is;) Fingers crossed that MiniTuba makes it a habit (but don't hold your breath)!

[jaymirror]

"mornin" coffee!

[xerocs]

Good morning... (looks out the window.... yep, stil South Dakota) I am going back to bed.

[Coffee]

Good Morning Jaymirror and Xerocs!!

[xerocs]

coffee why aren't you ready yet? it is farking one in the afternoon almost.... can't you make yourself?

[lapietra]

Good morning...
I'm going to wander out and find me some coffee.... :) and then I'm going to play with some FOOOOOOOOD.... :D

[Perky Pat]

put a hat on lala, it's cold outside.

[lapietra]

my hat! my hat! :)

[rmr]

can we pretend it's still morning......i don't want the weekend to end :(

[dinzdale]

Wakey Wakey!!!

Hands off cocks, on socks.

[jaymirror]

prompt to command my captain!

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Wakey Wakey!!!

Hands off cocks, on socks.


but i don't have a.........oh never mind...........



good morning......dinz and jay.................

[Red Princess]

good morning monkeys. i am very relaxed today, how about you?

[surflugen]

grumble, grumble, grumble..

waiting for RED BULL to take effect.

[funkytuba]

ok. I'm at my desk now. Technically the morning started earlier when I woke up, but now I have to pretend to be awake, alert, and adept.

So... morning greetings to all.

And I still say that the only Good Morning is an Afternoon.

[masterofNone]

"waking up is a horrible way to start the day."

[chuckie egg]

This'll sort you all out....

http://shorock.com/linda/england/full/bkfst.jpg

[dinzdale]

Save one for me on Friday !!!!!

[chuckie egg]

Yes, I heard about your visit.. you coming over to see family?

[dinzdale]

I'm there for 12 days and will see Mum for lunch once and Big Brother for a beer. The rest is non-stop Sex-o-rama with my old muckers.

[chuckie egg]

Haha! Ok!!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
Yes, I heard about your visit..

...on the BBC News ?

[chuckie egg]

where else?! LOL

actually, in the words of Marvin himself, it was on the grapevine! ;)

[rmr]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
This'll sort you all out....

http://shorock.com/linda/england/full/bkfst.jpg
no offense chuckie........but i find that breakfast a bit upsetting........sorry :(

[chuckie egg]

Did I overdo the gammon?

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by dinzdale
...on the BBC News ?

yeah... Blair's raising the Wanker Alert Level to 'Chartreuse' for the occasion.

[dinzdale]

JOJ

That's nice.:)

[rmr]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
Did I overdo the gammon?

it's the beans........i'm having a huge problem with the beans

[dinzdale]

You're telling me...:(

[chuckie egg]

beans, are the best part! :p

[rmr]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
beans, are the best part! :p


do you like to fart or something???

[masterofNone]

well, really, who doesn't?

[rmr]

good point.......i guess i mean "who wants to encourage themselves to fart"........it'll happen naturally or after a few pints.

[Audreyvgs]

Morning,Monkeys!

[Audreyvgs]

Rune, where is everybody?

[jaymirror]

Morning Aud!

Here i am. At least fora a while...

How are you all today?

[RuneT]

Morning!

Everybody is awaiting a funny monkey picture in the good morning thread.

[jaymirror]

Go ahead... i'm threatened by rsi and want to reduce internet time for a couple of days. :(

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by RuneT
Morning!

Everybody is awaiting a funny monkey picture in the good morning thread.

http://www.sillyanimals.com/pictures/2Monkeysjamestimperley.jpg

funny monkeys!

[RuneT]

awww thanks!

[rapscalious rob]

Top o’ the mornin’ to ya!

[chuckie egg]

and the rest o' the day to you!

[rapscalious rob]

Aw! What adorable little monkeys!