"What the" (Two word story)

[Avalon]

freshly ironed

[lvlycwgirl]

tight fitting

[Avalon]

bicycle shorts

[daverbee]

"How will

[Avalon]

The Mayor

[Willow Sylph]

ever live

[Avalon]

with himself

[daverbee]

after all

[lvlycwgirl]

of the

[Avalon]

embarrassing things

[dinzdale]

that surfaced

[Avalon]

during his

[Gatsby]

encounter with

[daverbee]

Mojo Jojo?"

[Avalon]

His masseuse

[daverbee]

was really

[Avalon]

quite talented

[daverbee]

at destroying

[Avalon]

most everything

[daverbee]

she cooked.

[Avalon]

Most people

[madasacutsnake]

eat bananas

[Avalon]

while naked

[daverbee]

to avoid

[Avalon]

the usual

[daverbee]

mess that

[Avalon]

happens when

[Magpie]

your bits

[daverbee]

drip on

[Avalon]

someone else's

[daverbee]

buck nekkid

[lapietra]

freshly washed

[Avalon]

wrinkle free

[daverbee]

private parts.

[lapietra]

But Larry

[Avalon]

just laughed

[daverbee]

and said,

[lapietra]

"Oh, banana,

[daverbee]

take me

[Avalon]

she begged

[daverbee]

in a

[lapietra]

frenzied high-pitched

[daverbee]

giggly voice.

[Avalon]

Her mother

[lapietra]

, eyebrow quirked,

[Avalon]

didn't seem

[agentsmith]

unhappy or

[Magpie]

un-nerved by

[Avalon]

the sight

[straymonk]

his banana

[lapietra]

, however, was

[Gatsby]

decidedly softening

[Avalon]

in the

[Wldchld]

full view

[Gatsby]

of the

[daverbee]

entire congregation.

[Avalon]

Paster Pants

[Gatsby]

leered disapprovingly

[Flashfire]

only to

[straymonk]

say Grace

[Flashfire]

as he

[Hyakujo's Fox]

launched himself

[straymonk]

without warning

[daverbee]

into the

[Avalon]

dining parishoners.

[daverbee]

Food flew

[dinzdale]

through the

[Spicy Jack]

air onto

[Avalon]

his dear

[Gatsby]

King James

[daverbee]

who wiped

[Avalon]

his brow

[daverbee]

to clear

[Avalon]

his face!

[lady sphinx]

Your mom

[Avalon]

called here

[Gatsby]

and warned

[brushogger]

Don't run

[Hyakujo's Fox]

from me

[straymonk]

you sacreligous

[Hyakujo's Fox]

piece of

[straymonk]

cow dung

[Avalon]

the size

[straymonk]

of Montana

[Avalon]

You have

[Hyakujo's Fox]

such a

[Clytie]

friggin big

[Avalon]

pair of

[lapietra]

thumbs, I

[Hyakujo's Fox]

would like

[Avalon]

to hitch-hike

[straymonk]

to Albuquerque

[lapietra]

There, I

[straymonk]

will find

[Hyakujo's Fox]

a splendid

[straymonk]

desert vista

[Avalon]

where I

[weissenflatz]

will conquer

[Avalon]

my fear

[weissenflatz]

If only

[Avalon]

to prove

[weissenflatz]

noone but

[Avalon]

the "Weissen"

[weissenflatz]

will harvest

[lapietra]

each one

[Hyakujo's Fox]

as he

[weissenflatz]

proves once

[Avalon]

and forever

[straymonk]

that life

[lapietra]

is like

[straymonk]

a box

[lapietra]

of crunchy

[weissenflatz]

cookies.

Meanwhile

[Avalon]

in Rome,

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the Pope

[straymonk]

dons his

[Avalon]

papal robes

[weissenflatz]

, then realizes

[Hyakujo's Fox]

he forgot

[lapietra]

his Manties!

[straymonk]

Going commando

[funkytuba]

was his

[straymonk]

only thrill

[funkytuba]

in these

[Clytie]

dark deserted

[Hyakujo's Fox]

back streets

[weissenflatz]

Now, dressed

[Avalon]

like a

[chuckie egg]

morris dancer

[Avalon]

he forged

[chuckie egg]

his desires

[weissenflatz]

on juvenile

[chuckie egg]

activities, like

[weissenflatz]

bunny whipping

[Avalon]

(!?)rope skipping

[weissenflatz]

and skinny

[straymonk]

dipping. Holy

[lapietra]

cannoli, what

[straymonk]

dastardly deeds

[Hyakujo's Fox]

he needs

[funkytuba]

to fulfill

[Hyakujo's Fox]

his obligations

[weissenflatz]

Cleansed from

[Avalon]

his sins

[Hyakujo's Fox]

he went

[Avalon]

directly to

[Hyakujo's Fox]

bed and

[Avalon]

forgot about

[straymonk]

Sunday Mass

[Hyakujo's Fox]

until he

[weissenflatz]

started dreaming

[Avalon]

about unspeakable

[weissenflatz]

sins and

[Avalon]

then awoke

[Hyakujo's Fox]

to find

[Coffee]

a tent

[Klynne]

Jesus once

[Hyakujo's Fox]

took camping

[weissenflatz]

with his

[Hyakujo's Fox]

disciple buddies

[weissenflatz]

Those perverted

[Avalon]

nuns at

[weissenflatz]

once displayed

[Marquesa]

great courage

[Klynne]

As nuns

[Marquesa]

in drag

[Klynne]

sometimes will

[straymonk]

while camping

[Klynne]

Its time

[Avalon]

to ascertain

[Klynne]

the direction

[straymonk]

of ecclesiatical

[weissenflatz]

self mutilation

[Avalon]

That said,

[straymonk]

the drunken

[weissenflatz]

pope fumbled

[Hyakujo's Fox]

with his

[weissenflatz]

younger cardinal

[lapietra]

until he

[weissenflatz]

got caught

[straymonk]

breaking commandments

[weissenflatz]

Behind bars,

[lapietra]

he pulverized

[Hyakujo's Fox]

his way

[straymonk]

into solitary

[Willow Sylph]

confinement for

[weissenflatz]

his unforgivable

[Willow Sylph]

crime against

[Hyakujo's Fox]

good taste.

[weissenflatz]

Cleansed from

[Hyakujo's Fox]

head to

[Klynne]

toe with

[AllegroNg]

gummi bears

[deirdregurl]

contemporary narcissus

[weissenflatz]

ointment and

[dinzdale]

sandpaper, he

[Hermione]

then decided

[Klynne]

to leave

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the church

[Klynne]

he had

[Hyakujo's Fox]

joined after

[Klynne]

he sinned

[Hyakujo's Fox]

through taking

[deirdregurl]

obscene photographs

[straymonk]

of goats

[funkytuba]

being milked

[deirdregurl]

and trounced

[Hyakujo's Fox]

while dressed

[deirdregurl]

in kilts

[weissenflatz]

Absolved, he

[deirdregurl]

timidly went

[weissenflatz]

home, while

[Hyakujo's Fox]

idly whistling

[weissenflatz]

hardrock tunes

[Avalon]

and taking

[weissenflatz]

intravenous shots

[funkytuba]

of blue

[deirdregurl]

and smoking

[weissenflatz]

Dutch pot

[Hyakujo's Fox]

noodles with

[straymonk]

hashish garnish

[weissenflatz]

which induced

[Hyakujo's Fox]

mild euphoria.

[Avalon]

His head

[straymonk]

still throbbing

[Avalon]

made him

[Hyakujo's Fox]

seek out

[deirdregurl]

for a

[Hyakujo's Fox]

chicken kebab

[ally]

to relieve

[Aphrodite]

the pangs

[straymonk]

of guilt

[weissenflatz]

for banning

[Hyakujo's Fox]

his grandmother

[Avalon]

for life

[weissenflatz]

She deserved

[Avalon]

better than

[weissenflatz]

this. Or

[Avalon]

maybe she

[weissenflatz]

was just

[Hyakujo's Fox]

a mean

[weissenflatz]

kitten drowning

[funkytuba]

trouser ferret

[weissenflatz]

who got

[Avalon]

her just

[Hyakujo's Fox]

deserts.

Suddenly,

[Munky Chunks]

hippos flew

[weissenflatz]

and chickens

[Avalon]

then lions

[Hyakujo's Fox]

as a