do not reply.

[zenbabe]

http://thewayin.etherealvoid.net/retired/toilets/target.jpg

[agentsmith]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaang baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shot meeeee doooooooooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Coffee]

Ya...Omega Man was a cool movie.
pfffttt bout CH though. Sometimes wonder if he thinks he is Moses (of gun control??).
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/16/190716.jpghttp://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/6303471269.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[agentsmith]

...he gave me a good one-liner though...

whenever anyone asks me for something, i squint one eye, lean in and growl, "from my cold dead hands...."

[funkytuba]

not the best way to present your driver's license to the cashier at Target

[agentsmith]

they'll take what i give them and like it....

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by agentsmith
they'll take what i give them and like it....
another Mana quote?

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by funkytuba
another Mana quote?


no, actually, the guy from the onion radio news audio book....

[funkytuba]

was it covered with a toasted crouton and melted cheese?

[imdrsmooth]

and reply.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
and reply.

how does one reply to that?

[Klynne]

You'll think of something Coffee!

[Coffee]

sorry...i been racking my pea brain and I do not have a reply for that.

[agentsmith]

HA!

[Coffee]

Way to go Agent...leave it to you to come up with something.

*claps*

[funkytuba]

great.... now you've given her the clap

[agentsmith]

tuba tuba.........



im the bigaku!

[funkytuba]

wellll.... ya gotta be willin to take penicillin

[agentsmith]

hmm....SHOWERS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SMELL GOOD!

[Coffee]

Showers reminds me off a favorite quote from waaaayyyy back when...

"Its my soap and my "thing" (...starts with a p, or a d), I can wash it as much as I want."

-Sr. Airman WiseAss (not his real name)...USAF 1983.

[agentsmith]

haha!;)

[Aphrodite]

;)

[agentsmith]

lalalalalala....

[Coffee]

Do re me fa so la te DoooooooooOOO.

[agentsmith]

i had 4 cups of coffee this morning...

[Coffee]

Originally posted by agentsmith
i had 4 cups of coffee this morning...

An excelent start... :D

[agentsmith]

i'll say,

and if my farking father ever comes back i will also have a HUGE blueberry muffin...

[Coffee]

I just saw a jelly donut pasted into Avvy's P2K thread...I'm suddenly craving a donut...must go see if donut shop next door is open.

See ya later Agent.
Be bad. ;)

[agentsmith]

oh you know it!

go ravage that donut shop!

[Coffee]

Curses, a thousand hells decend upon those that close donut shops before 3pm...or before 5 pm for that matter.

Damn you, damn you all to hell.

wait...did I just have deja vu moment.
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/PlanetApes5.jpg

[agentsmith]

i feel ill and my toe is turning blue

[Coffee]

OMG...quick, have another muffin...a big one.

http://www.preschooleducation.com/postcard/pic/blueberry%20muffin.gif

[agentsmith]

ooooh MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[Coffee]

Your welcome

[Aphrodite]

Is this to your liking Agent?
http://www.dvdrama.com/menus/mrvengeance38.jpg

[agentsmith]

WTF?

[Aphrodite]

I guess not.

[agentsmith]

oleedleedleedleedleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:)

i want a muffin

[Klynne]

Ponch and Jon hear agent's pleas for a muffin.

"Hop on agent," Ponch motions to his bike, "Jon and I are off to the dougnut shop to get free coffee."

Agent eyes Jon and Ponch suspiciously, but the call of the muffin, over rides her good sense.

Fifteen minutes later, they pull up in front of a motel six.

"This does not look like a Crispy Cream to me," Agent glowers.

"They have complimentary muffins and doughnuts here," Jon says with a fake exuberance.

Mean while, the zemonkeys had followed the trio and were watching to see what Agent would do next.

[agentsmith]

agent screams....NEED MUFFIN NOW! and breaks jon's neck.

[Coffee]

Ponch looks around frantically for a donut shop, bakery, convienience store or anything that might even contain even a damn Twinkie tm . However, there is nothing but liquor stores, revivalist ministaries, and seedy motels in the cheap ass part of town they duped Agent into coming too.

"Care for a drink Agent?" Ponch suggests, as he starts praying.

The Zemonkeys, suddenly realizing that none of them happen to have any baked goods, hurriedly leave the area...

[Coffee]

holy crap...I almost killed the thread...it was on page 4.

[funkytuba]

so... apparently the new definition of "killed" is "gets beyond page 4 "

[Klynne]

ITS ALIVE!!!!!

[Klynne]

I am going to reply every 30 seconds until I reach my 3000th post!

[Coffee]

HOLY FARK...I'M ONLY 4 POSTS FROM 3000!!!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Coffee
HOLY FARK...I'M ONLY 4 POSTS FROM 3000!!!

Nope...it's only 3 now.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Coffee
Nope...it's only 3 now.

Wow...cruising along...I think I'll make a new thread for # 3000

Just 1 to go.

hmmm...maybe I'll wait a few days....naaaaaa.

[agentsmith]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEED


MUFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v256/mordredfalling/needmuffin.jpg

[lapietra]

http://www.sweetroll.com/muffin.jpgheld out in trembling hand....

[Coffee]

Agent looks at Lalas muffin and says...
"WHOLE WHEAT AND BRAN??? WTF???!!!??? I WANT CHOCOLATE OR BLUEBERRY"

Agent rips Lala's foot out of her mouth and proceeds to club her over the head with it. "AND WHO THE FVCK ARE YOU CALLING SICKLY LOOKING!!!" ( ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D )

"WHERE THE FARK IS MY MUFFIN?"

The rest of the monkeys disapear in cloud of dust.

Agent gets hotter and hotter, madder and madder...
Suddenly a large twin engine airplane descends out of the sky. It has bright red markings and a bomb bay door under it's bellly...it is a fire fighting plane, heading straight towards the Agent. At 50 feet off the deck it releases a load of Mini blueberry muffins on top of the Agent. Mr Spock peeks back from the cockpit after passing and gives the Agent a thumbs up.

[lapietra]

Lala limps away, favoring a torn hamstring.

Sounds of ferile growling, mashing and slurping emit from the large pile of blueberry mini-muffins. Within minutes, a smiling Agent emerges.

"B u r r r r r r r p !!!"

[agentsmith]

OMG you two just made me piss myself.

[Coffee]

After all those muffins!!!...you can piss?

[agentsmith]

oh yes.....I CAN!

[Coffee]

http://www.goletavalleydogclub.org/images/funnypics/laptop-pee.jpg

[agentsmith]

AAAW if i was a puppy i'd do that.

[Coffee]

*spanks Agent puppy*


*ducks chainsaw*


*runs like hell*

:p

[agentsmith]

AI!!!!!!!!!!!!


*sprints after coffee like leatherface*

[rmr]

what?

[agentsmith]

just smile and nod....

[rmr]

don't ever tell me what to do :mad:

[Coffee]

Huh?

[funkytuba]

Watch out, Coffee.. you're on thin ice with these chicks...

[agentsmith]

HAH!

watch yourself.....all of you....



im a DONKEY ON THE EDGE!
http://elies.harbers.com/pics%5Cdonkey%20shrek.jpg

[Coffee]

HEE HAH

http://www.atkinson.yorku.ca/~pgroom/body_files/11/donkey4.jpg









allls I know is this image came up when I googled Donkey and Cliff.

[agentsmith]

eeep!

[Coffee]

Look OUT...stay back from the edge!!!

http://www.uh.edu/~doan2580/Yosemite%20Valley%20from%20Glacier%20Point.jpg

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by Coffee
Look OUT...stay back from the edge!!!

http://www.uh.edu/~doan2580/Yosemite%20Valley%20from%20Glacier%20Point.jpg

damnit i jumped in my chair and nearly had a heart attack!!!!

[Coffee]

http://www.barenada.com/gallery/vertigo.jpg

http://www.angelmapper.com/img/levels/Vertigo.jpg

VeRTIgO Test complete.

Thank you for participating
http://www.movieconnection.it/schede/hitch/vertigo.jpg

[Klynne]

Reply

[Klynne]

Here is my 3,000th post. Thanks for this thread Agent, you crazy jrocker lover:)

[agentsmith]

damnit i actually like heights....:(

[Coffee]

I do too. I like caves too.

I'm the opposite of both Acrophobic and Claustraphobic ...

I'm an Acrophile and a Claustrophilian...
although I do lay on my belly when looking over the edge of Glacier Point...just in case an earthquake happens while I'm there.

[Coffee]

I miss this thread.
It was such a nice place for random violent acts.
And it is just not fair that I killed it...Agent should have.

so...

Bump.
Slash
Machine gun fire followed by the sound of chainsaws hacking through flesh and bone.

Mr. Spock and Marvin the Martian simultaneously attempt to fix/destroy all of Earths problems/Earth and press the big red buttons on their respective devices.

Suddenly....

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Coffee

Suddenly....
Salad!
<img src='http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=202140'>

[Coffee]

Looks of utter dismay cross Spock and Marvin's features...more obvious on Spock's face despite his normal stoic poker face since his face actually has a mouth and other features.
Nevertheless it is obvious from Marvin's and Spock's droopy shouldered shuffle offs that the creation of a box of Suddenly Salad was nowhere even close to what they were hoping to accomplish.

Marvin mutters to himself "oh dear, these x-492 Disintogrator Ray spare parts are just not up to spec, perhaps they have degraded in the storage area over time...where can I get parts that will work...where?"

Spock is begining to suspect that some other device is interfering with his tricorder settings and thinks to himself..."perhaps I should distance myself from this area and find a more secluded thread to complete my mission"...perhaps a completely different forum.

Marvin meanwhile is pondering where he might be able to procure higher quality spare parts...he remembers hearing rumors of a Mother Ship somewhere and makes the descision to try to find it hoping that they, being non-earthlings, will sympathize with his desire to destroy the meddlesome Earthlings and might perhaps be able to get some supplies from them.

Both leave the set...

[agentsmith]

ha, you thought you killed it? not even close, coffee....


THE AGENT'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by agentsmith
ha, you thought you killed it? not even close, coffee....


THE AGENT'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back from the dead just to mess with your head!

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
Back from the dead just to mess with your head!

you know it!

[rmr]

hi agent -- fine thank you for asking.

[Zaftig]

:p

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by rmr
hi agent -- fine thank you for asking.

i've been having the urge to put bitch at the end of every sentance like dave chappele's rick james. i suspect it's your fault.

[Klynne]

yeah, I will not reply

[funkytuba]

I won't either.

[agentsmith]

i shall chase you all away with a fake british accent aquired from watching bbc nonstop.

[Coffee]

just cuz i can.

and im immune to britglish...mainly cuz I dont understand half of it...fire away lass.

[agentsmith]

sorted, you right bloody bastard.

[Coffee]

sorted, you right bloody bastard:
Organized, you correct injured fatherless person?

jibberish...sheer nonsense...see I am imune.

[agentsmith]

DAMN YOU!


are you taking a piss?

[Coffee]

But of course not...that would be uncivilized.

On this side of the "pond" we "leave" pisses.

Crazy, just crazy folks over there i'm telling you.

[agentsmith]

HAHA!


i'll terrorize you with a jrock music video from the band responsible for that strawberry jam song if you arent careful...

[Coffee]

Sorry, after the 51.4th megabyte of the last jrocker video... you are on my do not click on multimedia links list. :(
and I still can't get the ooooEEEEooooeEEEE ayyyyyAAAAA sound out of my head. :(

[agentsmith]

ooooEEEEooooeEEEE ayyyyyAAAAA

HUH?

[Coffee]

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ooooEEEEooooeEEEE ayyyyyAAAAA
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Originally posted by agentsmith
HUH?

errr...thats what it sounded like to me when they were singing? :(

A translation problem no doubt.

Do you understand Japanese language agent?

[Klynne]

Hello, anyone out there?

[melissa]

"hello"


*waves*

[Coffee]

*chirp, chirp, chiriiip, chirp, chirp, chireep*

Hi Klynne

*waves*

Hope you get your beer soon.

[melissa]

Hi Coffee!!

[Coffee]

Hi Melissa.

Having a good day?

[melissa]

I'm so bored at work and am so grateful this board is here to keep me company.

How are you?

[Klynne]

Hi Melissa and Coffee! I want to go home! First I need to pick up some beer....

[melissa]

Hi Klynne. I think I'm meeting my gbf for drinks after work. I'm so ready to go.

[Coffee]

I don't have nearly enough work right now...well nothing I can work on cuz a ton of stuff is waiting on clients to approve, comment or make up their farking minds about.

But I got paid recently so I'm not stressing about it...and enjoying farking around today.

*not looking at stuff behind me that needs doing like laundry, housecleaning, grocery shopping, straighting up office (although some of that is in front of me so I can't help but look at it...gaah).

[Klynne]

Have fun Melissa!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Klynne
Hi Melissa and Coffee! I want to go home! First I need to pick up some beer....

damn...I am home...I so wish I needed to Go home so that I could stop and get some beer on the way...I have to make a special trip. You are sooooo lucky Klynne.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Coffee
I don't have nearly enough work right now...well nothing I can work on cuz a ton of stuff is waiting on clients to approve, comment or make up their farking minds about.

But I got paid recently so I'm not stressing about it...and enjoying farking around today.

*not looking at stuff behind me that needs doing like laundry, housecleaning, grocery shopping, straighting up office (although some of that is in front of me so I can't help but look at it...gaah).

You clean your room young man:)

[melissa]

Klynne, what are your plans with all that beer?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by melissa
Klynne, what are your plans with all that beer?

duh :rolleyes:

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Coffee
damn...I am home...I so wish I needed to Go home so that I could stop and get some beer on the way...I have to make a special trip. You are sooooo lucky Klynne.

Actually there is both a bar and a beer store within walking distance of my house! I made sure of that before I purchased my home. Oh, and there is also as Dairy Queen and a gas station!

[melissa]

Well, I know she's gonna drink it, but will it be with friends, family, at a party, by the pool, or by herself. Maybe at a tailgaiting party...

I want details, please.

And none of your sass, Coffee.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by melissa
Klynne, what are your plans with all that beer?

I am going to party like a Rock Star.

With my bf. This weekend there is an event called Pulaski Days. All of the member's only polish halls (kind of like the eagles or lions club) open their doors to the public. There is music, food, and dancing. Very good time....

[melissa]

Good for you. I'm glad to hear it. Drink lots of water!!

[Coffee]

I live right nearby

a donut shop...I hardly ever eat donuts.
A movie theatre...I hardly ever go to movies.
A video rental place...I hardly ever rent videos.

An open air fruit and vegetable stand...That I use frequently. :)
And a Good will store and a Salvation Army store...at which I am a very frequent shopper...Cheap bastard.

A gas station with convienience store is also right nearby...but they only sell crap beer...I'm not that cheep a bastard...I have priorities anyhow.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Coffee
I live right nearby

a donut shop...I hardly ever eat donuts.
A movie theatre...I hardly ever go to movies.
A video rental place...I hardly ever rent videos.

An open air fruit and vegetable stand...That I use frequently. :)
And a Good will store and a Salvation Army store...at which I am a very frequent shopper...Cheap bastard.

A gas station with convienience store is also right nearby...but they only sell crap beer...I'm not that cheep a bastard...I have priorities anyhow.

Next time you will have to make sure that you move next to a store that has quality beer.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Klynne
I am going to party like a Rock Star.

With my bf. This weekend there is an event called Pulaski Days. All of the member's only polish halls (kind of like the eagles or lions club) open their doors to the public. There is music, food, and dancing. Very good time....

Party like a Polka Star.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by melissa
Good for you. I'm glad to hear it. Drink lots of water!!

I will do that:)

[Klynne]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Party like a Polka Star.

Right on!

[Coffee]

Well...no sense in putting it off any longer.
Off to the store.
Maybe I'll do some grocery shopping while getting beer, ya, that would be efficient.

*waves to monkeys*

[Aphrodite]

A five minute walk

I have a fire hall (volunteer) I haven't used since I was 18.

I have a Tim Hortons (I buy coffee when I can and a mint tea every day)

A 20 minute walk gets me into town.
I walk past an skating arena and the library.

then I arrive downtown
The public school
Beer store (Went in once with empties)
Post office
5 gift shops
3 restaurants
a jewelry store and
2 Lawyers offices. (one is the mayor)
A barber
a beauty shop (been there twice to have my hair highlighted)
Oh and two (count 'em) Two banks

[Coffee]

sooo...any interesting shopping estabishments near you Agent?

Hope you don't mind that we "Mundaned" all over your thread.

mwuhahahaha.

[Klynne]

heheheheheheh

Agent lives near...

A japanese restaurant
An adult book store
And as far away from a police station as possible

That is what I am guessing.

[Coffee]

And a home and garden center with a kick ass chainsaw dept.

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by Coffee
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ooooEEEEooooeEEEE ayyyyyAAAAA
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



errr...thats what it sounded like to me when they were singing? :(

A translation problem no doubt.

Do you understand Japanese language agent?

only a little...and we ARE talking about the same song arent we? niji right?

i know nothing of this....ooooEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooEEEEEEEEEE ayyyyyyyyyAAAAAAAAAAA sound you speak of...

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by Klynne
heheheheheheh

Agent lives near...

A japanese restaurant
An adult book store
And as far away from a police station as possible

That is what I am guessing.

pretty much right. i also live near...

A KICKASS MOVIE THEATRE THATS BEEN AROUND FOR 60 YEARS AND ONLY HAS ONE SCREEN AND ONLY SHOWS KICKASS MOVIES AND BROUGHT OVER ZATOICHI THE BLIND SWORDSMAN (the remake) SO I FINALLY SAW TADANOBU ASANO (kakihara from ichi the killer) ON THE BIG SCREEN!

*pant*

[Klynne]

I miss Catbelly. I wish she would come back and play with us.

[agentsmith]

i miss her too.







and the jrocker movie. i miss that most of all.


and the closet.

[funkytuba]

*swooshes agent into the closet*

[Klynne]

*Screams of terror are heard coming from the closet at the same time the sounds of a chainsaw are heard by the zemonkeys. The Jrockers run to the closet to investigate. Ponch and Jon stumble from the closet bloodied and disoriented*

[Klynne]

*Agent emerges from the closet, bloodied, but not disoriented. She summons the Jrockers, and they appear to be in a football huddle...*

[funkytuba]

*Agent breaks the huddle and comes back with the Jrockers to unleash unmitigated hellfire upon all the newbies*

[agentsmith]

i really cant believe this thread didnt die while i was gone...wow.

[funkytuba]

uh... it did die... last fall...


how long have you been gone?

[agentsmith]

almost a year i think

[funkytuba]

you were here in february... that's only 6 mos or so

[agentsmith]

awesome. how do you remember this stuff?

[funkytuba]

er.... click on your name, go to "Find more posts by agentsmith" and check the dates...

:-P

[Klynne]

*The newbies cringe as Agent and the Jrockers approach them*

[agentsmith]

i didnt even see any newbies.

[Frieda]

they are cringing!

[agentsmith]

haha then my job is done

[funkytuba]

oh no it isn't!

[rmr]

has anyone heard from miss agent?

[funkytuba]

apparently not.

[RuneT]

I'd love to know how she is doing. I am a devoted fan!

[funkytuba]

Still nothing

[Brynn]

i didnt even see any newbies.

I remember newbies.