CALM DOWN!!!!

[funkytuba]

and tell him to

CALM DOWN!!!!!!!

[bealeblues]

want me and dinz to come 'help' him calm down?

[jaymirror]

Originally posted by zenbabe
http://www.gateway.net.au/~rlf/rabbits/images/babyamby.jpg

On zen, babe, I had missed this... Thanks!

[rmr]

Originally posted by bealeblues
want me and dinz to come 'help' him calm down?


yes..........where is dinz??? :(

[bealeblues]

dinz is still underground.... radio silence... i thought he'd would've been back by now, but looks like next week

[rmr]

he's sooooo rude........he didn't even say goodbye :(

[Red Princess]

let's gang up on him

[rmr]

only if we can get my co-worker first......

[Red Princess]

sure thing, we can practice

[rmr]

well you sure don't need any practice..........you ass kicker you!!!!!!!

[Red Princess]

flatterer

[funkytuba]

sheesh... you guys needed to calm down.

but apparently you aready did

[Red Princess]

i have a visual of rune topless. help me

[jaymirror]

If valium doesn't help try russian roulette.

[Red Princess]

!

[bealeblues]

and today's 'dinzesque post of the day' is being presented by:

jaymirror

[dinzdale]

And today Sesame Street was brought to you by the letters "Beale" and "Toss"...

[bealeblues]

and here i was paying you a compliment, fvcker.....

[Red Princess]

fvcker is better than wanker

[rmr]

now beale.....you must remember you are in the calm down thread, so would you please refrain from using the word fvcker???

[bealeblues]

fvcker, wanker, tosser, take your pick


we need a new calm down thread to go calm down in

[dinzdale]

...today's Calm Down thread was spoiled by.....

[rmr]

BEALE!!!

[rmr]

Originally posted by rmr
BEALE!!!


this is an example of a post that belongs in the calm down thread.......


A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

[Red Princess]

i am afraid i am going to get testosterone poisoning if i don't leave right NOW!

[rmr]

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

[Coffee]

Oh ya smarty pants...and just where do you think you would plug in your "soldering iron of justice" in Pre-electric Wild West days...hmm.

Or perhaps that explains the lack of "justice" in the wild west?

[rmr]

exactly.........i never get any damn justice!!!


The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.


Originally posted by Coffee
Oh ya smarty pants...and just where do you think you would plug in your "soldering iron of justice" in Pre-electric Wild West days...hmm.

Or perhaps that explains the lack of "justice" in the wild west?

[funkytuba]

sheesh... if you're going to use his jokes, at least

buy his books. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=books&field-author=Handey%2C%20Jack/104-0607054-2041523)

[rmr]

ummmmmmmmmm...............like i already bought them!!

[Coffee]

WHAT...i responed to a plagiarized deep thought...omg.

my reply was original at least.

[rmr]

hey, don't defame me mister..................deciding to use his words was an orignal idea........didn't see you do it. ;)

[Coffee]

:D

[bealeblues]

sounds like coffee needs to respect AUTHORI-TIE



http://www.poster.net/south-park/south-park-cartman-4001497.jpg

[rmr]

Originally posted by bealeblues
sounds like coffee needs to respect AUTHORI-TIE



http://www.poster.net/south-park/south-park-cartman-4001497.jpg

ain't that the truth, ruth!!!!

[Coffee]

Justice and Authority have a new face in the wild wild west.

http://www.uta-arnold.de/arnold.jpg

ve are shcrewed.

[Red Princess]

the governator!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Red Princess
the governator!

you say governator...I say chuck a tomater.

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by rmr
ummmmmmmmmm...............like i already bought them!!

good for you, rimmy, too many people get them from the internet and then misquote them

[rmr]

well i did get the ones i was posting off the internet .........won't lie to you "mister play that FUNKY music white boy TUBA"..............and thanks for calling me on it......i needed to be knocked down a notch............i guess, if i were to be honest i needed to CALM DOWN!!!!!!

:D

[Red Princess]

california survived ronald

[zenbabe]

http://www.adage.com/century/graphics/icon_mcdonald.jpg

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by rmr
..i needed to be knocked down a notch......
To be completely honest, I had originally posted a picture of Al Franken and his new book Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them , but then I decided to take a hint from his book and do some fact checking and apparently Jack Handy actually purports to be his own person.

......i guess, if i were to be honest i needed to CALM DOWN!!!!!!



That's what I keep saying here.... CALM DOWN!!!

[zenbabe]

http://www.media.mit.edu/physics/pictures/99.07.mann.jpg

[Red Princess]

i am so good at my job. and i get so excited about solving network problems, i can't calm down

[rmr]

WHERE IN GOD'S NAME IS MALINA????

[Red Princess]

maybe she is cheating on you rmr

[malina]

Originally posted by Red Princess
maybe she is cheating on you rmr
NEVER! :D

i'm right here...

[rmr]

Oh Thank GOD........I was getting so worried about you!!!!

[zenbabe]

http://www.mmmbed.com/cam/work/freaks.jpg

[funkytuba]

is that the guy who committed or bore the brunt of the assault, ZB?

you guys definitely need to Calm Down!!!

[funkytuba]

Man, agent... if you really want to kill a thread, you should Calm Down!

[Red Princess]

if someone doesn't turn off that car alarm soon i will give it a good reason to go off....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Red Princess]

finally the car alarm is off. the guy who owns the car is ENGLISH. grrrrrrr

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Red Princess
finally the car alarm is off. the guy who owns the car is ENGLISH and therefore well hung. Yummy !!!

:eek:

[Red Princess]

and a wanker

[dinzdale]

CALM DOWN :)

[Red Princess]

i will not....

[dinzdale]

Think of the children !

[Red Princess]

no

[zenbabe]

http://www.boxesandarrows.com/archives/SummitAlbums/Chicken/thumbnails/terry_swack.jpg

nice cock!

[Red Princess]

i am tired of being calm. i want to yell at someone. i want a fireplace in my office, is that too much to ask? one tiny little fireplace?

[funkytuba]

heck, you could make your whole office a gigantic fireplace with some lighter fluid and a poorly mended lamp cord

[Red Princess]

*lighting a match*

is rum flammable?

[zenbabe]

FOR GOD'S SAKE, CALM DOWN!!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Red Princess
i am tired of being calm. i want to yell at someone. i want a fireplace in my office, is that too much to ask? one tiny little fireplace?
dickie has a fireplace in his office!

[Red Princess]

*pouring rum all over the floor, holding the lighted match*

*mutters* see? DC has a fireplace. why should he be the only one? it isn't fair dammit

[zenbabe]

http://www.duraflame.com/hotoffers/images/fireplace.gif

[xerocs]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[xerocs]

i feel better

[Red Princess]

*dropping the lit match*

whhhoooosh!

[rmr]

ummmmmmm.....i hate to point out the obvious but you shouldn't be burning stuff down in the CALM DOWN thread.

[Coffee]

oh...IM SOOO EXCITED...THE CALM DOWN THREAD IS BACK

YIPEEEE!!

[rmr]

:eek: calm down

[zenbabe]

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/c/h/chelseyeaton/insanity.jpg

[Red Princess]

once again i do not want to calm down and no one (here) can make me. i come to this thread just to cause trouble

*lighting another match*

[red]

*pouring on the lighter fluid*

[lapietra]

Oh my GOD!!! The trash truck just came and picked up all the trash in front of my apartment!!!!!!

[Red Princess]

use the gasoline, there is a whole gallon of it here in this can

[Frieda]

yeah! yeah! fire!!

[bealeblues]

CALM DOWN beavis

[rmr]

YOU CANNOT LIGHT THINGS ON FIRE IN THE CALM DOWN THREAD!!!!!!!

[zenbabe]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

[rmr]

???????

[masterofNone]

it's the way you shake the jugs.

[rmr]

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

[red]

Originally posted by rmr
YOU CANNOT LIGHT THINGS ON FIRE IN THE CALM DOWN THREAD!!!!!!!

calm down

[red]

I got to hear here speak live. She brought me to tears.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by rmr
YOU CANNOT LIGHT THINGS ON FIRE IN THE CALM DOWN THREAD!!!!!!!

wanna bet?

[rmr]

if you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.

[Frieda]

http://statman.stat.sc.edu/~ogden/slides/beavis.gif

[rmr]

Originally posted by red
I got to hear here speak live. She brought me to tears.

did you really...........she's pretty amazing..........i'm kind of jealous :(

[red]

I did!
She was awesome. One of the best speakers I've ever heard.

[zenbabe]

My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way i whyne
I think it's time

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but i have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but i have to charge

I see your on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know things get caught
Watch if your smart

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting


:)

[red]

shake it, shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture

[funkytuba]

CALM DOWN!!

[rmr]

i'm entering something i should've let go!!!!!!!!!!

[Magpie]

Let go Rimmer let gooo! http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/hang.jpg

[rmr]

i'm trying........................:(

[xerocs]

no rmr... hold on... hold me...

[masterofNone]

get a grip.
and then let it go.

[Red Princess]

get a grip
then move your hand...

oops wrong thread

[rmr]

Originally posted by Red Princess
get a grip
then move your hand...

oops wrong thread
i think i'd rather let go.....................

[Frieda]

this one's for rimmie!!

http://www.armadillobazaar.com/images/champ.jpg

[Frieda]

and this one too!!

http://www.bmcc.org/nish/Photos/Headstartphotos/Alaska/moose.jpg

[zenbabe]

For God's Sake WOMAN!

CALM DOWN ALREADY!!!!!

[xerocs]

I kow what would calm you down...

[zenbabe]

http://www.harlanthejester.com/the-insane-clown.jpg

[xerocs]

Not zachery what I had in mind....

[zenbabe]

http://www.avoiceforfreedom.com/bush_hitler.jpg

[zenbabe]

CALM DOWN!~!!~!~!~!!~!~!~!!~!~!~~ (http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Microsoft+admits%22)

[zenbabe]

I am almost out of bubble wrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Red Princess]

nothing like a big work in the yard project to soothe the nerves

[maychorian]

Y'all need to just HOLD ON.

[Dark Chocolate]

eat me.

[masterofNone]

sure miss roofie.

[Frieda]

http://www.pivnipomoc.cz/images/pout.jpg

[rmr]

http://www.math.gatech.edu/~mason/pic/louis/spaz.JPG

[xfox]

What is that? past? present?

[xfox]

What is that? past? present?

[masterofNone]

attack of the clones.

[maychorian]

Mmmmm . . .

dark chocolate . . .

:::snarf:::

[zenbabe]

FRIDAY NIGHT AND ALONE AGAIN!

:o :mad:

[Klynne]

HOLY COW, THE CALM DOWN THREAD IS BACK, YEEEEHAAAA

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN? I DON'T KNOW, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

[zenbabe]

CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mad:

[topcat]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO COME THE FVCK DOWN

[zenbabe]

http://www.nmia.com/~jfdemps/addemps/hell.jpg

[Avalon]

http://www.grand-marnier.com/images/bouteillemobile.gif
I can't calm down til I find the damn bottle; without this I can't make margaritas! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Magpie]

For fvcks sake Avalon, calm the fark down.

[sparticle]

For the love of God, what next? My son stole the keys to my car while I was on vacation and put 400 miles on the sonofab*tch, plus he broke the air conditioner. I want to wring his neck! And we JUST GAVE HIM A GODDAM CAR OF HIS OWN! Paid insurance and everything! Ungrateful wee barsted! Jesus H. Christ! Whadda we, made of money, for fvck's sake? And then he LAUGHS!


<h1>AAAAAARRRGHHH!<h1>

[Avalon]

Calm down Spart!!
You don't want to be rash....you want to enjoy the punishment you dole out, not be so upset you can't remember! ;) You are a much better woman than I am, and I mean that!!!

ps....thanks, Maggie lol never did find that damn bottle; if I had been thinking straight, I could have just switched to Long Isands!! dumbass me:( hahahahaha

[sparticle]

Ohhhhh, Avalon.....

<h1>CALM DOWN!</h1>

Ah-hahahahaha! I see how this thread works! I feel better already!

I am not better than you are, I am just in a gunless household. :D

Thanks for the kind words! ;)

[Avalon]

Sparticle my dear, you have just learned a valuable lesson.
You now know, first hand, why some animals eat their young;)

hahahaha sorry..I just could not resist;) been there, done that..that is why I can laugh.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Avalon
Sparticle my dear, you have just learned a valuable lesson.
You now know, first hand, why some animals eat their young;)

hahahaha sorry..I just could not resist;) been there, done that..that is why I can laugh.

They say one day I'll laugh about this. The only way I'm going to laugh is if he has a kid who does the same thing to him some day.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by sparticle
They say one day I'll laugh about this. The only way I'm going to laugh is if he has a kid who does the same thing to him some day.
My older sister swears that when her last son moves out and gets his own home that she's going to make a day of it... go visit and do all the things to his home that she put up with for so long.

She's going to track dog poop and mud all over his house, wipe a bugger on the wall, drink out of his milk carton, pee on his toilet seat, take her clothes off piece by piece and drop them throughout the house, etc.... then she'll work her way into his car where she'll smush French fries into the seats....... :eek:

Us girls are easily amused.
:D

[sparticle]

Hee hee!

There is a folksinger/humorist in Boston named Don White, who says in one of his routines that when his teenage daughter gets snotty with him, it is his dream to play at a mall where she goes shopping with her friends and embarrass her mightily from the sound stage.

It's the little things in life.... :)

[xfox]

I love this thread. It's become my mantra. For those of you with offspring, bless you! It's the hardest job in the world, but look: You've got somebody in your future who will always love you!

Yeah, calm down and feel better. (I will when I'm down to 0 cigs/day - from about 2-4)... I'm getting there.

It's insidious how addictive that crap is. Just don't do it!

Smell, nerves, heath, expense !

[sparticle]

Originally posted by xfox
For those of you with offspring, bless you! It's the hardest job in the world, but look: You've got somebody in your future who will always love you!



There's a reason little old ladies smile a lot. They have grandchildren who go forth and exact revenge for them.

Good luck quitting smoking. I did four years ago and it's one of the best things I ever did. Honest! It was <h1>GREAT,</h1>, I tell ya! Just <h1>GREAT!</h1> (jumping up and down) Good for you! Goodygoodygoodygoodygoodygoody.....
<h1>...SPLAT!</h1>

[Avalon]

SPART!!

calm the fvck down!!!! :)

[sparticle]

<center>http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/white-kitten-in-litterbox-bowl.jpg

<h1>AVVY! CLEAN OUT YER BOX!</h1></center>

[Avalon]

I did, I did!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by rmr
where's malina??


I have " CALM DOWN!! " scrawled on a post-it note affixed to my monitor. It has come in handy countless times.

Thanks Rmr.
And just where the fark is Malina, Perky, and Perkina?

[lapietra]

only one more and then I'll be back to my compassionate self.

[rmr]

Ok you need to seriously CALM THE FARK DOWN!!!!

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v73/sarahallisonm/omarosa3.jpg

[rmr]

I SAID CALM DOWN!!!

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v73/sarahallisonm/omarosa1.jpg

[rmr]

YOU BETTER CALM YOURSELF DOWN BEYATCH!!!

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v73/sarahallisonm/omarosa2.jpg

April 17, 2004 -- EVERYONE'S favorite villainess from "The Apprentice," Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth (above), gave passers-by an eyeful in Central Park Thursday. While posing for Post photographer Lawrence Schwarzwald, a gust of wind blew up Omarosa's dress - and revealed she wasn't wearing any underwear. We've seen the snapshot that captured the magical moment, and let's just say that Lady O could use a gift certificate to the J Sisters salon - soon!

[lapietra]

Oh my gawd. It's Brian Fellow.

[rmr]

Who are you the pot calling the kettle black???

;)

[Frieda]

RIMMIE I LOVE YOU!

[Frieda]

OH AND I MISSED YOU TOO!

I'M ALSO HYPERACTIVE

I NEED TO CALM THE FVCK DOWN!!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by lapietra
Oh my gawd. It's Brian Fellow.

OMG! OMG! Did you see the one where he says, "That bird stole my credit card!"? What a SCREAM!

[Avalon]

I don't watch any reality tv..none.
Sooo, at first glance, I thought it was Donna Summer after a make over.. It has been a verrry long day :o

[catbelly]

thanks for the laughs rimmer ... what a freakshow she is!

[rmr]

Originally posted by sparticle
OMG! OMG! Did you see the one where he says, "That bird stole my credit card!"? What a SCREAM!



THAT'S CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!

[rmr]

I love and miss you!!!

What's up with your bad self, Frieda?? Everything hanging where it's supposed to????


Originally posted by Frieda
RIMMIE I LOVE YOU!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by rmr
THAT'S CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!

<h1>HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!</h1>


Ooops -- I need to calm the hell down! :D

[bealeblues]

GODDAMMIT RIMMER WHERE ARE YOU???

for you newbies, rimmer and i were separated at birth.

how's mom? i hate it that she sent me away.

[madasacutsnake]

waxxxx

[Willow Sylph]

I'm a newbie. Who's rimmer? RMR?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by rmr
I love and miss you!!!

What's up with your bad self, Frieda?? Everything hanging where it's supposed to????
HANGING GREAT-- MISSING YOU!

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
I'm a newbie. Who's rimmer? RMR?

Rimsie is a goddess. That's all you gots to know ;)

[rapscalious rob]

(!)

…RMR is the original farker.

[Avalon]

Frieda!! Sunday is your birthday..what are your plans??????

[Magpie]

Rimmie is da bomb!

[sparticle]

I'M GOING TO PUMMEL MY SON IF I HAVE TO STAND ON A CHAIR TO DO IT! He just got fired -- again! Job of the month club, that's him.

And the Indians lost!

And nobody helped me unload the car! Not only that, the car's air conditioner is broken!

And I think somebody's mad at me. I'm not even sure who -- I can just TELL, though!


Ohhhh, boy -- there's going to be trouble. I just FEEL it!

DAMN I hate this! DAMMIT! What a rotten farkin' day!

DAMN DAMN DOUBLE DAMMIT!

[bealeblues]

i have the solution.

alcohol.

oh yeah, some decent middle relief and a good closer

[sparticle]

I have a better one! I'm going to buy a goddamn H-bomb and set it off in my back yard. And just BLOW EVERYTHING UP!

Hmmmm. I wonder how you'd do that.

I wonder if you can get 'em at, like, one of those government surplus stores.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by bealeblues

oh yeah, some decent middle relief and a good closer

<h1>GODDAMMIT, THAT DID IT! GET OVER HERE!</h1>

[bealeblues]

well let's keep it contained to the northeast--- y'all burned atlanta once already you yankee bastards....

[bealeblues]

i love me some sparticle. she can't sleep b/c of baseball too!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by bealeblues
well let's keep it contained to the northeast--- y'all burned atlanta once already you yankee bastards....

Oh, youuuuuu....youuuuuuu.....

<h1>YOU!</h1>

[sparticle]

::smashing china vase against wall::

[bealeblues]

not like my dodgers have been lighting it up lately

[sparticle]

But this was more RECENT!


Jesus. And to the frickin' Sawx, too. Like I don't get enough grief from you; now all my buddies in Boston will start in.

[sparticle]

However, let me take this opportunity to calm the fvck down by reminding myself that at least it wasn't the Yankees.

Hey! Yankees we can both hate!

I feel calmer already!

[bealeblues]

there you go. common ground

FVCK THE FVCKMUFFINS

[sparticle]

And I shouldn't have made that rotten crack in the Monkey Mail thread.

I sowwy. :o


And considerably calmer.

[bealeblues]

oh that's fine.... i know not everyone loves my confederacy like me..... i cannot be swayed

[Deviate]

i hate everybody.

wait. not everybody. just everyone in here.

mrg!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Deviate
i hate everybody.

wait. not everybody. just everyone in here.

mrg!


Oh, calm down, Dev. Don't make me go dig your postcard out of the corner mailbox!

[Deviate]

alright sparticle, not you.

but the rest of you f*ckers can suck on it.

[sparticle]

Ai yi yi!

[Deviate]

don't push it.

[funkytuba]

CALM DOWN!!!
BOTH OF YOU FVCKERS!!!!

[bealeblues]

yeah, FT is telling folks to calm down. look at his fvcking avatar....

[weissenflatz]

Valium, anyone?

[Avalon]

not unless they have a patch....ahhhh,now THAT would be nice;)

[xerocs]

everyone remain calm.... THIS IS PERFECTLY FARKING NORMAL!!!!

[Avalon]

Originally posted by bealeblues
yeah, FT is telling folks to calm down. look at his fvcking avatar....

That is because he has found a healthy outlet for his pent up aggressions..yeah, that sounds right......:D

[Red Princess]

i am very calm. really. all that crap on the freeway this morning was just a fluke. move along , nothing to see here......

[Willow Sylph]

Red - where's your avvy?

Weiss - is this a new meaner, rougher side of you (referring to your new skinhead avatar)?? :p

[sparticle]

Originally posted by funkytuba
CALM DOWN!!!
BOTH OF YOU FVCKERS!!!!

Come over here and say that!


Yahhhh, I thought not!

And STAY there!

[Avalon]

You go Spart!!

and all this time I thought that stuff about Wheaties was bull! :p

[funkytuba]

*manhandles spart and av into submission*

i said


CALM DOWN!!!!

[trisherina]

All right, who ordered the IM Ativan?

[sparticle]

http://www.flash.net/~honchie/merchan/august/poopbook.jpg

[Avalon]

http://poopmonkeyrecords.8m.com/pooplogo.jpg

[sparticle]

Who is the GODDAM BUTTKNOB who left an empty milk carton in the fridge? Huh? Huh? Would it be the same one who put the empty cereal box back in the cupboard? Or the one who always uses the last scrap of toilet paper without replacing the roll?

Nobody, huh? Nobody. I'm CERTAINLY GODDAMN GLAD I LIVE WITH NOBODY! I thought when you lived with nobody, STUFF AT LEAST STAYED THE WAY YOU LEFT IT!

God DAMMIT. And there is not one bite of chocolate in this entire miserable joint. SOMEBODY STOLE MY STASH!

I don't even want to know what the Indians did today....

[Avalon]

CALM DOWN Sweetums!!

You can come to my house and take it out on the Road Crew:D

[sparticle]

Yay! Sounds like a plan! :)

[Magpie]

Calm down girls!

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/valiumblock.jpg

[sparticle]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......

*splat!*

[rmr]

calm down.........please.......you're bothering me.

[masterofNone]

oh go screw roofy.

[rmr]

don't you start with me mister......sit your arse down!!!!!!

[Magpie]

And just who do you think you are waltzing in here ordering everyone around today huh? huh? Sheesh, Calm the fark down already girl!

[zenbabe]

http://www.fabgere.com/images/fabgere.jpg

[trisherina]

Hey, now, that's enough of that crazy stuff. Calm... just calm down.

[rmr]

CALM DOWN


http://thetootlemaneuver.com/Cheri-Wasted-Segment.gif

[sparticle]

<h1>Holy sheepshit! It's the Calm Down thread! </h1> Goody goody goody goody goody goody goody goody....<h1>THUNK!</h1>

[zero]

keep your socks on

http://www.fantaisy.com/pictures/261.jpg

Originally posted by rmr
CALM DOWN


http://thetootlemaneuver.com/Cheri-Wasted-Segment.gif

[rmr]

http://www.rhythm4u.net/images/Curt_gets_fired_up.jpg



CURT CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!

[lapietra]

http://www.aby.com/VanGoo/img/vgpix/peeved.jpg

[daverbee]

Cool yer jets!

[zero]

http://www.sensitivelight.com/blog/archives/images/bPicture-061.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by lapietra
http://www.aby.com/VanGoo/img/vgpix/peeved.jpg

Is that a load in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by lapietra
http://www.aby.com/VanGoo/img/vgpix/peeved.jpg

My Mom always said that you should never want a guy you'll have to change.

[sparticle]

hahahahaha!

[madasacutsnake]

nyc - are you seeing this?

<img src=http://www.aby.com/VanGoo/img/vgpix/peeved.jpg>

[nycwriters]

Heh. I was just going to comment on Aphro's post and ask if her mom can come down here and stay a while.

[madasacutsnake]

My Mom always said that you should never want a guy you'll have to change.

Well, here's the exception. It's a badly kept secret that a lot of rehab nurses hook up with quadriplegics and head injured. Big payouts.

[nycwriters]

You are an evil evil woman Mad. But you just gave me my first chuckle all week.

and...

ENOUGH WITH THE PEE REFERENCES ALREADY!

*boink*

[zenbabe]

FER CHRIST SAKES, CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madasacutsnake]

Yeah take a Bex, woman!

[zenbabe]

FOR GOD'S SAKE, CALM DOWN!!!!!!!

[Klynne]

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME:)

[masterofNone]

thats' where you'd be wrong. zen can suck the life outta anybody.

[Klynne]

BRING IT ON ZEN!

[topcat]

i just need to calm down

[trisherina]

http://asylumeclectica.com/sightseer/us/mo/glore/glore10.jpg

[Magpie]

Is that Michael Jackson?

[trisherina]

I'd bring back the straitjacket for him, yes.

[red]

I keep thinking Magpie's deer pickle avatar is Rune's sheep.

wait, maybe this should be on the random thread.

[Audreyvgs]

No, it used to be a plain pickle, but they mated. You know how that works.

[rmr]

MALARKEY I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE CALM DOWN THREAD

i suggest you become acquainted with it because you’ve got a serious case of

CALM DOWN

[malarkey]

EVERYONE CALM DOWN AND BE NICE TO ME!!!

[red]

apparently malarkey doesn't get it.

[Frieda]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH MY CHAIRS ARRIVED AT THE STORE!!!

[Avalon]

AUD..YOUR PM BOX IS FULL!!!
http://www.notso-ltd.com/pan4.JPG

[Coffee]

Bump (and grind)

[dani]

Calming down as I type this... woah this is crazy! :P

[Coffee]

:( it was a busy day here...sigh.

[lapietra]

i must calm down or i won't be able to sleeeeeeep...

i get to drive it to work tomorrow...

and then home from work....

and then back to work the next day....

and then home...

and maybe somewhere else....

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[drivinmissdaisy]

http://bakshi.us/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/calmdown2.jpg

[sparticle]

Not after seeing that I ain't. Probably not for a week. Thanks a bunch. :(

[drivinmissdaisy]

http://kumba.drachentekh.net/pics/yoda-doobie.jpg

[zenbabe]

it's just a little bit of rain you stupid drivers!

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smartypants]

Originally posted by zenbabe
it's just a little bit of rain you stupid drivers!

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha! Already she's complaining about Californians! What's it been, a week?

[zenbabe]

hey, I never said this place was perfect!!


CALM DOWN!!!!

[lapietra]

http://www.its-lala.com/scared.jpg