CALM DOWN!!!!

[zero]

http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man_s.jpg

i need to calm down and SHUT UP

[xfox]

calm down - feel better

smoking like 1 cig / day ... things are really improving***yay!

[xfox]

Still working on it. It's a stinker, as anybody with the addiction will attest.

[joppa.gal]

I've been smoke free for one year.

It's pretty nice.

[priceyfatprude]

I am bumping this ****er.

[zenbabe]

SHUT UP AND DRIVE!!!:mad:

[priceyfatprude]

SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME A BITCH!

[zenbabe]

hahahhahahha! HEY!

[topcat]

pricey i think i want to marry you back

[Large Marge]

Originally posted by sparticle
http://www.flash.net/~honchie/merchan/august/poopbook.jpg

Yeah, I know I'm about 40 posts behind, but WHAT IS THIS?

Tell me it's not a real book! If it is, I must have it!

Hilarious!!

[zenbabe]

you're living it:rolleyes:

[lapietra]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[trisherina]

(shrieks into handkerchief)

[lapietra]

*faints*

[zenbabe]

DAMMIT, ITS FRIGGEN RAINING AGAIN AND I CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!

[trisherina]

no more taking a Bex (http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/4/10/nation/10648781&sec=nation)

[madasacutsnake]

Can I still have a good lie down then?

[trisherina]

I think the FDA might manage to find a way to regulate it yet.

[rmr]

i totally totally forgot about this thread

thank you

thank you

thank you

rune for reminding me

YAY YAY YAY

[bealeblues]

jesus christ rmr take your fvcking medicine and CALM DOWN

[rmr]

http://www.pipolo.it/sitcom4.jpg

[rmr]

i didn't know boss hogg was on mel's diner

holy crap you learn something new every day

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/702/14549alicebosshogg.jpg

[RuneT]

i totally totally forgot about this thread

thank you

thank you

thank you

rune for reminding me

YAY YAY YAY
http://www.co.jackson.or.us/Images/ImageManager/dewey%20what%20have%20i%20done.jpg

[rmr]

http://www.healingwithnutrition.com/graphic/excited.gif

[RuneT]

RUN!

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/survivor2/images/show/episode02/chlng2_290.jpg

[craig johnston]

http://www.zdf.de/ZDFde/img/18/0,1886,2216338,00.jpg

[Frieda]

leave collina alone!

[craig johnston]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/calm-down-monkey.jpg

;)

[Frieda]

http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/7922/boxturtle7sz.gif

[rmr]

http://www.catpictures.us/funny/skating.gif

[Frieda]

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/3076/captainkirk7bi.gif

[rmr]

http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/momsbaby.gif

[Frieda]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2205/gazn2fq.gif

[rmr]

^^^ hahaha for agent

[Frieda]

and this one's for......?


http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/8981/mower12ct.gif

[rmr]

^^ craig t. nelson

[Frieda]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9861/evolution9hf.gif

[rmr]

http://konstrukto.va.com.au/pcpics/orsink.gif

[Frieda]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8995/icedance2jc.gif

[Zeismyhero]

Um...I just read this whole thread.

Now I need to go calm down.

Vanilla Ice has me all...um...uncalm.

[Frieda]

^^^ owow i know what you need..

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1306/vandancin1wq.gif

JEAN CLAUDE!

[craig johnston]

what's that smell?
:rolleyes:

[zenbabe]

http://zenmedia.org/Pics/random%20stuff%20II/n'walins.gif

[Zeismyhero]

what's that smell?
:rolleyes:

I think its cheese...

[bealeblues]

at least they spelled lake ponchartrain correctly....

[craig johnston]

a little say anything

:confused:

[rmr]

i TOTALLY forgot about how much i loved this thread!!!

YAy

YIPPERS

YIPPEE I AY!!!

[craig johnston]

http://brainsoup.net/pictures/valium-10mg

[LeahDear]

http://www.bloomfield.me.uk/entries/fcuked-stoned-thumb.jpg

[rmr]

i miss the days when people told me calm down.........CALM DOWN

i missed this thread even if it doesn't work!!!!

[Frieda]

let's keep this one close to us

[rmr]

^^miss you sexy.......you need to tell me to calm down

[Frieda]

http://www.pausen.com/bilder/Scouse-keyboard-eh-eh-eh-calm-down-calm-down-ANON.jpg

[zenbabe]

It's only Monday people FFS CALM DOWN!!!!!!

[12"razormix]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4303/1771/320/cowbell.jpg (http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=71770844627024590&q=snl+cowbell )

[Frieda]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8286/icedanceif1.gif

[zero]

http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/minority-kart.gif

[zenbabe]

OH FOR PETES SAKE! ALL THIS DANCING AND CHASING IS MAKING ME TIRED, YOU ALL NEED TO CALM DOWN!

[Odbe]

How do you expect me to calm down when I don't know how to calm down (http://mentalhealth.about.com/library/howto/htbreathe.htm)?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

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[daverbee]

http://oliphantparts.org/photos/goosed.jpg


I don't want to calm down, damnit!!!!!

[Brynn]

<s>it's the poultry goose!</s>

[daverbee]

<s>It is!</s> No it isn't!

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.freephoto1.com/photo/photo-high-tension-7.JPG

Yes, a little bit of high tension going on.

[Tunesmith]

How do you expect me to calm down when I don't know how to calm down (http://mentalhealth.about.com/library/howto/htbreathe.htm)?

Tips

1. If you feel light-headed breathe more slowly.

But hyperventilating ALWAYS works for me... :(

http://www.crueltee.com/store/catalog/images/calm_down_l.jpg

[craig johnston]

aaaaaaarrrrrrgggggh!

:mad:

[Veruki]

I'm very angry... I want to yell and scream, and stomp...lot of stomping. Holding my breath for a long time would be nice. I think I need to clam down.:(

[Frieda]

oooh clams! friday pub thread! :eek:

[Earthling]

oooh clams! friday pub thread! :eek:
You said 'clams'? I just love clams...:p

Well, except for the soft mushy part on the inside...:)
*will there be chicken lips too~yum*

[Frieda]

there's mainly ICE right now

VANILLA ICE

[craig johnston]

vanilla ice is not calming.
he's bloody annoying!
grrrrr...........
:mad:

[Frieda]

someone please tell me to CALM DOWN

i'm so excited and i just can't hide it!
oh no oh no! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[brightpearl]

^I don't wanna tell you.

I'm enjoying the vicarious happies. :D

[T.I.P.]

funny you should say that because i think I NEED TO CALM DOWN TOO

i'm feeling a bit randy :o

[T.I.P.]

if there are any republican senators out there could they please give me the number of an escort service that delivers here in Paris ? :)

[brightpearl]

^Unless your orientation is other than I suspect, I'm not sure that your preferred escort service gender and the average 'Pub's preference overlap in any practical way.

And now all I can think about thanks to you is Austin Powers saying, "That's no lady; it's a man, man."

[T.I.P.]

^ ahem...yeah i meant female escort service...oops

i was thinking about this part of today's NYT article about Craig, where they mentioned this:

"Despite such unusual steps against a Senate colleague, Republicans took no punitive action against Senator David Vitter, Republican of Louisiana, after his acknowledgment this summer of involvement with an escort service that the police described as a prostitution front"

--> they are referring to a woman's escort service, here, right ??

[brightpearl]

^Not sure, but he was actually arrested for soliciting an undercover officer in a men's public restroom in the Minneanapolis airport.

linky (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jZ67G5uYS42r10d3J0CMgb8kRJXg)
Whole thing is sad, whether it's true or not. There are other allegations of him cruising and such, and I think it's getting press b/c his voting record is anti- gay rights.
-----------------------------

We should tell these folks to CALM DOWN.
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[T.I.P.]

^Not sure, but he was actually arrested for soliciting an undercover officer in a men's public restroom in the Minneanapolis airport.

^that's Larry Craig
i'm referring to another dude --> David Vitter.

but you're right, the whole thing is pretty sordid. I'm kinda sorry i brought it up actually. Oh well.

[trisherina]

But... but... I want to know what's got Frieda so excited.

[Frieda]

i'm in anxious anticipation of tomorrow's hooplah-itty-titty-hey-boom-shak-a-lak

if i'm not being tricked and if everything goes well of course. i will say no more. but i am FVCKING excited :eek: :eek: :eek:



edited to add: actually, i am so excited that i have been listening to the hoff's limbo dance for more than half an hour :eek: :eek: :eek:

[trisherina]

Wow, that's pretty excited. We want photos!

[brightpearl]

^can't wait to hear...hope it's worth your anticipation. :D

[randy]

funny you should say that because i think I NEED TO CALM DOWN TOO

i'm feeling a bit randy :o



Yes, yes you are!!!

[brightpearl]

^:eek:

Maybe you guys would like some privacy.

[T.I.P.]

:rolleyes:

[T.I.P.]

i think everybody needs to calm down a bit ;)

[Frieda]

^can't wait to hear...hope it's worth your anticipation. :D


well apparently not.. t has been canceled :(


better luck next time :)

[brightpearl]

^Sorry. :( May you encounter an unexpected happy later in the day.

[Jack Flanders]

well apparently not.. t has been canceled :(


better luck next time :)

Sorry. Shit happens, eh?

[topcat]

i dont want to calm down

[Jack Flanders]

so don't

[Odbe]

I'm not going to be ABLE to calm down as Friday approaches.

[Odbe]

Oh no! :( Mine was cancelled too.

[Stephi_B]

Bumped for you Frieda :)


http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/content/images/2006/08/02/calm_sea_memory_470x353.jpg

[Frieda]

ah thanks yes thats what i need right now

ive even skipped work today because of my ANXIETY and my UPCOMING SURGERY

well its next month but still its not like im able to deal with this kind of shit right now :eek:

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Hey Frieda,

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:gI6Su2en22Cv8M:http://henrietta.klog.hu/wp-content/toothfairy.gif

Don't worry, it'll be all right!

Plus, you know, Marcus understands, too. :)

[Frieda]

marcus "soothefairy" bales

ok i'll try and calm down now

[Marcus Bales]

Noble Gases

O, noble gases uninvolved, inert --
You do not love or lose, nor hate or hurt;

By you no other element inspired,
In you no other element desired,

Teach us, noble gases, not to love --
Not to put a hand in every glove

Not to thrust our selves in every forum
Where our very natures serve to bore 'em.

Sing your neutral songs in neutral tone
And let us learn from you to live alone.

Yes, praise in neutral song a neutral tone
And we will learn from you to live alone.

What peacefulness is calmly lit by neon
If no Antigone confronts no Creon

And if your very blandness beats our wits
At least we know you won't blow us to bits.

[Stephi_B]

^:)

[lukkucairi]

(just don't mention that there's krypton in kryptonite...)

;)

[Odbe]

This is a CALM DOWN
http://www.xlcus.nildram.co.uk/kittens/kitten196.jpg
for Frieda
:)

[Frieda]

awwww :):):)

thank you!

[Frieda]

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[brightpearl]

Frieda, I got you a bathtub hammock to assist with the un-freaking-out.
http://www.blavish.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/hammock_bathtub.jpg

I'll just leave it here until you feel better.

[Frieda]

^my anxiety attack is over, but could i please PLEASE keep the tub? :p

it helped, thanky :)

[brightpearl]

Sure, I got two for one on the infomercial.

[Frieda]

whoa WHOA HURL urgh my stinky colleague just asked me out to the movies right after informing me about the progress of the gum infection in his mouth

i'm having another anxiety attack-- someone help me please-- the thought of being in a movie theatre alone with him, i can't stand it

URGHHH ewwwwwwwwwww

[Frieda]

so gross

[RuneT]

at least it wasn't an eyeball disease

http://finegrain.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/eyeball1-2.jpg

[Frieda]

you're a sick bastard runette

stinky is far, far worse than that picture

like, beyond belief

[RuneT]

Look at the bright side, maybe he will bring nose clips or something.

[Frieda]

pfft i doubt it

time to leave the office