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[Stephi_B]

And what do you think qualified you for your job?


Leave away the mushrooms and it should work...

[seebe]

What could I add to my mushroom soup to make it better?


The sounds of silence.

[trisherina]

What did you like best after your in-laws left?

Almonds, not filberts.

[Coffee]

So...as a mental health worker, what are your favorite kind of nuts?

Recycle, or re-use.

[craig johnston]

what do you do with your old condoms?


he dribbles before he shoots

[Odbe]

How did you know all those murders were performed by the same man?

Simple: a bottle of strong alcohol.

[Stephi_B]

So you really wanna perform a brain surgery out here in the wilderness... mmh, OK... what things will you need?


All I found was a guitar string and some orange peels.

[trisherina]

What can we use to give ourselves prison tattoos?

Goose and duck.

[seebe]

How do you handle a bully?


Completely worn out.

[Stephi_B]

You today in 3 words?


Oops, seems I've mixed something up.

[seebe]

That's ok, you can start over. Remember, panties on the bottom bra on the top.


Pretty darn close.

[funkytuba]

Was that a question?

Yeah, I tipped 'em a dollar, pretty nice of me, actually.

[Earthling]

Wow ! Did that homeless & hungry man really spend two days helping you clean out your garage?

Pull my finger.

[seebe]

^^ Oops. Ya got me, I forgot to put it in question form. Love, snowflake2


^Do you eat enough legumes?


Sounds like another scam.

[Bman]

So you don't believe in gravity you say?

Excelsior!

[Stephi_B]

What do you want for christmas?


Furry.

[brightpearl]

How do you like your coffee?


Sorry, but I consider artichokes to be sacred.

[Marcus Bales]

You callin' artichokes cowards?

Oh! -- sacred!

[seebe]

What do you categorize your Saturday morning cartoon time?


Nothing but smooth sailing.

[Stephi_B]

What was the mud catching night like?


All.

[Marcus Bales]

I remember five of the six kinds of quarks:

Cheer
Era
Gain
Tide
Ultra

but I can never remember the 6th -- what is it?


A rose is a rose is a rose.

[Stephi_B]

Your gardening mantra?


A lot easier than robbing a bank.

[Marcus Bales]

Why'd you go into physics?


sparkly lights!

[seebe]

What is the payoff for running into that brick wall over and over?


A really big smile.

[Earthling]

If you were a doctor giving a man a prostate exam, what is it that would worry you the most?

Flip it over.

[funkytuba]

There's so many designs floating around, that i'm having some trouble: is that a nickel or a quarter?

I said "diatomaceous", actually.

[seebe]

Did you just say diatomaceous?


Super glued

[craig johnston]

how is your tongue attached to your loo?


too much garlic

[Bman]

Why should we seek refuge from the vampires at the olive garden??



Jazz and ice cream.

[Marcus Bales]

Name two things you think you can't have too much of, and then you find that you can.


The Dictionary Game

[Coffee]

What is the Meaning of Life?

A flying fig.

[seebe]

What's the best thing to give to a starving man?


The candelabra was beautiful.

[hypnoplasm]

I was so glad you were able to make it to my formal dinner party. Did you have a good time? How was the food? I spent so much time on those little appetizers. How about the lamb, didn't it turn out great?

Half blind and half insane.

[Stephi_B]

What is in your opinion the ideal state of being?


A neon narwhal.

[Marcus Bales]

You bought what kind of chandelier for your party?


$4500

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How much have you budgeted to spend on hookers over the holiday period?


It's a present for my mother.

[funkytuba]

So, you voted for General Zod (http://www.zod2008.com/) exactly why?

Ahhh haaa haa haaa haaa haaaaaaaaaaa!

[Marcus Bales]

You say you've sworn off porn?


75 mph

[Stephi_B]

What are you going to post next in The Number Game?


They told me it was cheaper.

[Marcus Bales]

Why did you buy decoherence instead of string?


The team leader.

[seebe]

Who should do all the grunt work in a factory?


Some like it cold.

[Marcus Bales]

What comes before "Some like it in a pot, three days old"?


You can't have your kayak and heat it too.

[hypnoplasm]

What did that crazy old man just say?

Sorry, we're out. How about nougat instead?

[seebe]

Do you carry 2 ply paper towels?


Don't make them wait.

[Marcus Bales]

How about we just make them wait?

Weekly specials.

[seebe]

What do you call the end to bouts of constipation?


The phone rang.

[craig johnston]

what do you call mr arbuthnot peregrine chaudray-turang of the bengal telecommunications company for short?


hold it open while gently rocking back and forth

[Marcus Bales]

Do you have any suggestions for me about doing it?


And don't forget to put your thumb on the right spot.

[seebe]

Isn't that suppose to be your job?


Smells like cabbage and doughnuts.

[Marcus Bales]

Why do you think I have to get to the store so bad?

Please, my clothes!

[Stephi_B]

Man, you lost weight, that looks hot, hot, hot! Why don't you join me to the opera like that?


Cherry liqueur!

[craig johnston]

what are you bathing in?


twist the nozzle upwards while slowly opening the valve.

[Marcus Bales]

Okay I see where the feet go, but what do you do with your hands?


It's paradise to be near you like this.

[Stephi_B]

Can you let one of your electrons dance with one of mine like we did last week?


The tame squirrels of Hyde Park.

[craig johnston]

who has the highest standard of living in western europe?


release air vent A by turning lever C to it's full extent. meanwhile slowly turn stop-cock B until maximum velocity is attained.

[lukkucairi]

could you read me the rebooting instructions for my coal-fired PC again, please?


my god, it sounds like rice krispies.

[seebe]

If you listen real close you can hear your brain working...what does yours sound like?


Webster's Dictionary.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Webster showed you his WHAT?


No, I circumsribed the pianist in the rectory.

[hypnoplasm]

Did you kill him with the lead pipe in the conservatory?

I'll take 2, but go easy on the sauce.

[Stephi_B]

Fisherman's Friend Salmiak flavour for you too?


Encircled by lines.

[funkytuba]

How did you feel at the Steven Wright impersonators' convention?

Menthol Buttercreme Sushi

[craig johnston]

and what kept you going through that 48 hour desert nightmare?


very wobbly

[lukkucairi]

what was it like, driving from alaska with three missing lugnuts and a trunkful of contraband gelatin?



corn chips always do that to me.

[Marcus Bales]

Why do you have hair all over your face and blood on your fangs?

Oh, ah -- a little to the left, dear.

[brightpearl]

Where would I aim with this compound bow if I wanted to render you sterile?


Well, it has purple sequins, 3 yards of ostrich skin, and handcrafted patent leather wheels.

[Marcus Bales]

What's in the plain brown paper-wrapped box?


Raymond Chandler.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Drench Arnold, Amy?

Either Puck or Faust, I guess.

[Stephi_B]

With whom you can identify today?


Vibrating, yellow and making a noise similar to fingernails scratching on glass.

[craig johnston]

what was your impression of the peking opera?


extremely crunchy

[Stephi_B]

How was my semolina pudding?


Upon seeing I would know.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Do you think I am as good looking as everybody says?

Hey, I love Cantonese opera! 我爱广东歌剧

[craig johnston]

have you seen madam butter fly?


incredibly slippery

[Stephi_B]

Heard about you being the male model on the side of Laetitia Casta in this new TV ad for ***** soap - so WOW!! Now tell me, tell me, tell me.... How was it like to do that spot?


Not worth the trouble at all.

[funkytuba]

Your description of crawdad claws would include what phrase?

Just behind the frontal lobe, but over the spleen.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Where is the most active area of Marcus Bales' brain when the Dictionary Game round goes beyond a week?


yes I know that.

[Stephi_B]

Are you all-knowing?


Bubbling.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

What is your nose doing???


a) Never
B) With a fork
c) N/A, I refused to taste it.

[Bman]

Would you attempt Senor fuego's tacopocalypse again? How did you eat your Senor Fuego chili cheese? What about the Xocotl sauce?

Oh, they're always saying that about me and my echinoderms.

[Brynn]

So the doctors are recommending penicillin for that, right?

It was the incessant boiling and re-boiling of everything that made me snap.

[hypnoplasm]

I thought you were going to make 10-layer hot water soup. What happened?

It was in my pocket when I took them to the cleaners, but when I got them back, it was gone.

[funkytuba]

Plutonium much?

Sympathetic responses only, no parasympathetic.

[Marcus Bales]

What was the last line on the invitation to Uri Geller's funeral?


Hyakujo's Fox, in the bathtub, with the lime jello.

[Jack Flanders]

Zero was attacked by by whom and where with what?

The next day will be better for all.

[Marcus Bales]

What is January 21, 2009?


Brynn, Klynne, and sin.

[Brynn]

who luvs ya, baby?

I don't care - just wake me up when the Republicans are gone.

[lukkucairi]

you do know that craig johnston put Rohypnol in your drink, right?



because the smallest penis wins.

[craig johnston]

why is macrus blaes champion poet again?


a turtle smirking ban

[Stephi_B]

After the brilliant piece about Roland Koch, what's the title of your next satire on current politicowackiness?


Yes, if it's a carneval costume. Maybe, otherwise.

[funkytuba]

Would you please put on this piece of dental floss tying together two necco wafers?


The webcam is now safely back in its little black pouch, thanks.

[Stephi_B]

You don't mind me having borrowed your webcam for my little online por...er...art project?


Four hedgehogs and subtle fingers.

[funkytuba]

So, what's your recipe for Small Prick Surprise?

To the quick she did and it was none too comfortable.

[craig johnston]

did she mind about you being so premature?


you've got the wrong end of the stick

[funkytuba]

Did she mind about you being so inept? What did she say?

It burned quickly, then nothing was left.

[Brynn]

Where's Chuckie the Hamster?

Minutiae, my dear, minutiae...

[Stephi_B]

Are you angry about us burning down most of your house while you were away buying more beverages and pretzels?


That's my new mantra.

[Brynn]

Why oh why won't you please stop singing the "Llama Song" ???

Put some ketchup on it and it'll be fine.

[craig johnston]

what to do about this spot on my nose?


you're pulling my leg

[Bman]

Now that the lights are off and we're all alone and--JEEZ are you a hit with the ladies or what?

So that something new will grow in this wasteland.

[funkytuba]

You must have some reason for setting that blaze in the Wal-Mart. What was it?

Based on the coroner's report.

[hypnoplasm]

How did you know he was your dad?


Because I get sick on merry-go-rounds.

[funkytuba]

Why'd you opt for the skateboard instead of the rickshaw?

Against the tide.

[Stephi_B]

What's your preferred swimming style - breaststroke, backstroke, doing the crawl, dead fish... ?


Watch out, that's still the warm-up phase.

[funkytuba]

So, should I be concerned that my new ferret has permanently attached himself to the webbing between my thumb and forefinger?

Like grassy dirt, or dirty grass.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

How would you describe the way Marcus smells?


It was all I could expect, given the circumstances.

[funkytuba]

Are you happy with the ginger, cumin, clove and wakame latte you got when chosing at random from the Kyoto Starbucks?

Red welts, about fifteen, up and down his left arm.

[trisherina]

What told you your son was allergic to everything around him?

Let someone else decide.

[craig johnston]

Are you decisive?


That is, without doubt, the stupidest question ever asked in the history of the universe.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Why me?!

Yes, you are. And there's nothing I can do about it.

[Stephi_B]

Am I here?


Mouse.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What colour is your hair?

A mouse.

[skip intro]

what's for breakfast?

no, it was a typo.

[Marcus Bales]

Who would eat mousse for breakfast?

Made you look!

[funkytuba]

What possessed you to scream "Hey! It's Abe Vigoda" while I was sharpening my katana?

I think it rolled under the setee.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

what ever happened to that nice little dog of yours?


bend, pull then rotate for all you're worth.

[Marcus Bales]

Ok I think we've achieved position 21 of the Kama Sutra -- now what?


It's a one-act play.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What's your sex-life like?

With my left hand now.

[Stephi_B]

My webcam is fukked up - so with which hand are you showing me the cuckoo just now?


That's not awful, that's my mojo.

[Marcus Bales]

What's that awful smell?


A Lithuanian dwarf, a straight-backed chair, a regimental tie, and four slices of toast, cut diagonally, butter on the side.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

So, did you pick up much on e-bay today?


But we had to eat something!

[Stephi_B]

You stole the butter off their bread? Literally?


It's just a rumour at the moment, but figure it could well be.

[Marcus Bales]

Did Hoyt really make a promise involving midnight and a full moon?


Go get gramma, call the neighbors, wake up the kids -- ok, maybe not the kids.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

So you think the hearse for grampa arrived?

Because all of my chocolate disappeared.

[Marcus Bales]

What made you think Hoyt had slipped in that night?


The square root of the beast.

[Stephi_B]

What do you get when you calculate me?


That's an understatement, but thanks.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

You are a genius, you know?

Because he hasn't phoned me.

[Marcus Bales]

How do you know Hoyt isn't coming back tonight?

Log Beast Base Beast

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What was your nickname at school?

Elementary.

[Marcus Bales]

What word preceded "... my dear God" when Sherlock Holmes went to heaven?

the mole of the beast: 6.66 × 10^23 mol-1

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

So what are your test results from the lab?

isa pur es chomuw wogmuc

[Stephi_B]

Edit YsaPur was faster

(What was your ole pun again, the one you always use when first semester chemistry chicks you want to lay ask you "What's your name?"?


"No.")

[Marcus Bales]

Is that the ashes and dust of the beast?


666999

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Oh., and what's your phone number?

Obsession with the Antichrist.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Edit YsaPur was faster

(What was your ole pun again, the one you always use when first semester chemistry chicks you want to lay ask you "What's your name?"?


"No.")

It doesn't matter, because it still makes sense.

[Veruki]

Why didn't things work out with Hoyt?

forget the turnips, at least figs are sweet.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Oh, I forgot the turnip--flavour ice cream in the freezer! All I've got are lame figs. Do you mind?

With eager anticipation.

[Marcus Bales]

Are you looking forward to seeing Hoyt's pipe again?


It's 50 degrees out!

[Stephi_B]

(Fahrenheit I suppose)
May I ask why are you so godsdamn jolly?


Seldom, but always successfully.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Do you sometimes try a sneak attack on complete strangers?

Those are tears of regret, not tears of joy.

[Marcus Bales]

Are you crying over Hoyt?


It's a new old-fashioned system.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

So what kind of political sytem have you got in the US?

Broken.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

So what kind of political sytem have you got in the US?


Sort of a pain/pleasure thing, like dating.

[Stephi_B]

How is it to play chess with yourself?


It was an unfortunate chain of coincidences.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How on earth did you end up with a wet fish in your bed?

Faithless.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Hey, Lisp Guy, what's your favorite Godsmack album?:rolleyes: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faceless)

He had hairy knuckles and looked like your mom.

[craig johnston]

ever met ezor?


the fact that you could even consider asking such a question
shows that you have a brain the size of a sesame seed.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

So what did this paranormal ghost look like?

Put it in a bottle and hang it up the apple tree.

[Marcus Bales]

What's the only thing Hoyt's pipe is really good for?


Craig's Johnson.

[Stephi_B]

What vexes you so much as to write a doggerel about?


Wrap it in some paper and it'll be fine.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Where should I put your daughter's extremely stinky diaper?

He dug a tunnel under the lake and goes listening to the fish at night.

[craig johnston]

how does blaes get his 'inspiration'?


your question is stupid, you dumbass!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Have you considered consulting a psychiatrist?

He paints his toenails blue.

[Bobby]

What would your answer be to an idiotic question?

Only if you fold it right.

[Bobby]

oops

What does Arnold do in his spare time?

Only if you fold it right

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Can I drink from this sheet of paper?

He is talking with himself.

[craig johnston]

do you think this will be bigger than the biggest spliff
bob marley ever smoked?


let the rhythm hit 'em

[Stephi_B]

How to proceed with the notorious lameassy people?


Couldn't be better!

[Marcus Bales]

How was your morning bowel movement, birthday girl?


Send it along to the lab.

[funkytuba]

So, what should we do with this experimental dog food that the border collie decided not to eat?

It's on the fritz.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Where's my Picklehaube?


89 degrees.

[Stephi_B]

This desk of mine's a mess - at which angle approximately have I put my lunch?


Just like a shy kitten....

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Are your legs hairy?


I tried once, but it got stuck halfway.

[craig johnston]

ever run for president?


it was due to the wart on his nose and his total lack of social skills

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Why exactly did you marry this guy?

Because I lost a filling and my mouth hurts.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Why have you drunk up this bottle of whiskey all by yourself?

Breadcrumbs.

[funkytuba]

Your recipe for Nuclear Casserole includes Plutonium, eggs, carbon-14, sausage, and what?

Untold ennui.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Why do so many people I talk to have that look on their faces?


That's my secret hidding place.

[funkytuba]

Why'd I found your wallet and keys buried under 3 feet of wet laundry in the hamper?

14.35 inches of scotch tape out to do the trick.

[Veruki]

Hey, do you have any idea how I can fix these jeans?

It's a bougainvillea thorn.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What's that thing hanging from your necklace?

Daffodils and cucumbers.

[Brynn]

What did you blow all your lottery winnings on?

Next time I'll just wait until I hear from them first.

[Odbe]

So have you learnt your lesson about sending unprovoked offensive letters to your in-laws?

Yogen fruz.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What was George Lucas' original name for the Luke Skywalker character in Star Wars?


I'm afraid that doesn't count.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Why haven't you brought me any flowers?! It's Pi Day, a celebration of the mathematical ratio that man has been trying to unlock for millennia!

Stale breath.

[funkytuba]

got a good anagram for a term for a hidden scots hill?

you may laugh, but they have power incommensurate with their size!

[Stephi_B]

Since when do you have all these garden gnomes?


Heard they are useful in certain rituals.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What do you want with those red deer skulls?!

I keep it in a box.

[Bman]

Don't you have any dignity left?

Well it is illegal in all but 2 states.

[Stephi_B]

How's the law for humming "Oh when the Saints..." while walking on the sidewalk with a Delphic smirk in your face and wearing a yellow-violet kilt?


Suppose, that was a dilettante attempt to make you laugh.

[craig johnston]

why did you blow your nose on your hostess' evening gown?


cos erzo told me to.

[Odbe]

Why have you secretly been creating bots to spam the boards?


With a dignified bearing.

[Stephi_B]

How did you react when your rowboat suddenly sank 10km off the coast?


And I thought he'd be fed up with it....

[funkytuba]

Did you know that Kobayashi holds the record for eating cow brains (17.7 pounds in 15 minutes)?


Scratched. Unfriendly-like.

[Stephi_B]

How's your new girlfriend?


I thought I already did.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

It's still alive! Why didn't you kill that wasp?

Greenish blue.

[Stephi_B]

How will the haematoma look like I'll give to Marcus now?


Smaller than expected.

[Marcus Bales]

What color are your fingernails?


Eat something, you look bad.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Do you think I should go on a diet?

Slowly.

[Marcus Bales]

What are you in the mood for, tonight?


Better and better.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What do you think the twins should be named?

Garlic and dill.

[Marcus Bales]

What are your favorite KY flavors?


On the piano.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Where's my handsaw?

Three kittens.

[Marcus Bales]

You want what sent up to your room?


The days of wine and roses.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What was the happiest time of your life?

Hay or straw.

[Marcus Bales]

Bales as in what?


Ashes and dust

[Coffee]

What was it like french kissing your great great great grandma?

Soap and a towel.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What did he inherit after he French kissed his great great great grandma?

It isn't.

[Marcus Bales]

Isn't it fun?


Keira Knightley

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Who's in your head?

White as snow.

[Bman]

Why don't you go to the beach often?

Keep it classy.

[trisherina]

What do you think is the best design for a compost bin?

Not much more than a scratch.

[Jack Flanders]

What did you get from the x-acto blade rolling off the drafting table?

Weeds are so easy.

[Stephi_B]

What to plant on my balcony this year?


It's supposed to be upside-down, as a political statement.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What are you doing with that coat?

BANG!!

[trisherina]

What's your pick for an alternate band name for WHAM!?

Try a little olive oil.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What would you recommend for a pop eye?


It was Bertrand Russell I believe.

[xfox]

Would you please explain what you mean by HOPE?


Falsely so, but z famous.

[funkytuba]

Are you aware of the fabled exploits of the Dragonball family?


That sticky sensation between your ring and pinky fingers.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How do you know you were eating strawberry jam while sleepwalking?

Indescribable.

[Stephi_B]

What was it like to glimpse behind the veils of existence?


It gives this word a new meaning.

[funkytuba]

What happens when you add "by Chocolate" to this word: DEATH.

The rope was in the wrong place. The consequences were not trivial.

[Stephi_B]

So how did her "rope couture" performance show work out?


Seen purely objectively, it's a mess...

[funkytuba]

My 21 month old has some of her work on display at the Met. What's your take on it?


I assure you, it's a ruler.

[Stephi_B]

Your kitty always wears crown and sceptre?


Seen purely subjectively, it's a mess...

[Marcus Bales]

What do you think of Veruki's new haircut?


Well, then, help me understand what you mean.

[skip intro]

ARE YOU STUPID?

telling pork pies on the dog and bone.

[funkytuba]

what did the pain meds use as evidence to indict you for Mickey Mouseketeering?

vivid colors that don't run or fade

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What colour do you paint your backside?

Royalty.

[Odbe]

I noticed you got a solid gold toilet seat - just what kind of visitors are you expecting?


A bit stressful at times, but exciting nonetheless.

[Stephi_B]

How is it to be always too late by a varying and incalculable amount of time?


If you'd step three steps back now, then...

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Do you think you could take a good picture of me here near the abyss?

Small but lethal.

[Stephi_B]

And his ass?


No that ain't a fetish it's my new philosophy.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Have you been always like that, touching asses of strangers, or is it some newly acquired fetish of yours?

Chain mail. Oh, and a broom.

[skip intro]

what three things make you happy?

it's an anagram.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What is 'To Sir Pink'?

Nonsense!

[Brynn]

Mashed coffee and sweet roll diversification of license plate fear mongering?


mmmfgrglmmd

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I'm hard of hearing, did you say anything?

Talk to the moon about it.

[Bman]

How come no one seems to care about my lycanthropy?

Without a doubt, Aquaman.

[12"razormix]

aqualung my friend,
don't you start away uneasy?


you poor old sod, you see, its only me

[zero]

what's that wee pink and black and blurred thing making off with my spectacles?



black leather with little leather strings for pulling at the zippers

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What's the latest thing in modern kiltwear to hit the catwalks of Glasgow?


A good raincoat and a bad attitude.

[Stephi_B]

What did you come across on your shopping tour yesterday?


I'll dare it.

[seebe]

If the chandelier hanging over your head looked like it was about to fall what would you do?


Another sock lost in the dryer.

[brightpearl]

What on earth could possibly be driving you to jump off a bridge into that pit of live alligators?


Extra ranch.

[Stephi_B]

Do you have rhyme on "dextra tranche" for me?


No, not even if you say 'please, please, please' with sugar-coating on top!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Will you tell me what 'dextra tranche' means, please?

Decreasing with correlation.

[Stephi_B]

How's your divergence doing?


Well, I define it differently.

[Marcus Bales]

Why doesn't this lambda you've used work out to e/h?


Two pistols, a blackjack, and a false mustache.

[brightpearl]

So once you caught up with the camel, what did the rider give you as compensation for your soiled necktie?


Camels stink.

[trisherina]

What really turns you on about the dromedary?

Just caught that one.

[Odbe]

So you've had the flu, chicken pox, bronchitis, pneumonia, tonsilitis, conjunctivitus - what about ringworm?


Could do with a once-over, maybe.

[Stephi_B]

What do you think about the none-over?


Too twee.

[Brynn]

What's your take on famous dictator finger puppets?

I'll write the ransom note myself.

[Stephi_B]

OK, the end o'month is near, my bank account looks haggard... Brynn, you know what this means?


Not without my cuddly toy!!

[Marcus Bales]

Okay, the lights are on, the camera's rolling, are you ready?


I'm just going to roll around on the ground here in exquisite pain.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How are you planning to celebrate your birthday?

An okapi and two giraffes.

[Marcus Bales]

Your sexual fantasies include Michael Jackson, a straight-backed chair, a regimental tie, and WHAT?

Just leave it on the piano.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Where should I put your soiled underwear?

Very reluctantly, yet full of hope.

[Marcus Bales]

How did you approach Michael Jackson about the straight-backed chair, the regimental tie, the okapi, and the two giraffes?


No, not that piano, the grand piano.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Do you really want to be buried in that piano?! You can't fit in!

In any musical instrument.

[Marcus Bales]

Where can Lyotard look to find the sublime?


Toujours gai, toujours gai.