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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How are you these days?

2:1

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What's Marcus' preferred giraffe to okapi ratio?


Stick with the cheesecake.

[trisherina]

Can you spot the fake smile?

It's a priceless treasure.

[Marcus Bales]

What do you call an okapi that doesn't always have to be told what to do?


I think I may have said too much.

[Stephi_B]

So you had fun with the okapi and the giraffes after Ysa left the scene yesterday?


No, it takes more to shock me.

[Marcus Bales]

Ysapur went for a walk
she took two giraffes and an auk
because the okapi
had gone soft and floppy --
and can you imagine Steph's shock?

Richard Nixon

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Who is on the photo Marcus keeps secretly hidden under his pillow?

Unbelievable!!!

[Marcus Bales]

Did you see what Richard Nixon is doing with that okapi?


terminal velocity

[lukkucairi]

what do you suppose Marcus is attempting to achieve by whirling that old CRT around by its cord?


clipped in.

[Marcus Bales]

Does Lukkucairi prefer her okapi clipped out or clipped in?


Ross Macdonald, John D. McDonald, and George Frazier Macdonald.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Do you know any McDonalds who are not famous for hamburgers or a farm animals?

Yes, it's his newly acquired obsession.

[funkytuba]

Have you any idea what's going on with Bales and Regimental Ties?

I had to wear one in high school. It was pretty ugly.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Have you ever worn a Hawaiian shirt?

With losts of ice and luck.

[funkytuba]

So I'm missing my sanity and my fire. Where can I find them?

Yeah. That makes sense. Thanks for setting me straight.

[Stephi_B]

I'll pass on to you now the secret my driving instructor gave me
(after I failed the first practical test, mainly due to a similar problem you have now):
"Your left hand is where the thumb points right and vice versa."
So you always have to kinda anti-follow your thumbs and you can't go wrong.
Clear so far?


It was perfect until you asked.

[lukkucairi]

how's the deja vu experimentation going?


because he's got a squd tentacle in place of a spine.

[Marcus Bales]

Why can't our squid overlord stand up to his boss?


From the back, from twenty feet away,
The regimental tie that held the dwarf’s
Thick shoulders tight against the chair’s straight back,
And left little to the girl’s imagination
Except the way he seemed to have three legs
But only, after all, a couple feet;
She wondered whether that was why the name
Across the door said only “Graphic Design”.

[seebe]

Can you tell me your most erotic dream of late?


Something old, something borrowed and something blue.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What would you salvage if your house was destroyed in an earthquake?

Whose ghost was it, then?

[Marcus Bales]

Why Iam the ghost!


Who are you going to believe?

[funkytuba]

not you?

usually for me it's just one spiky little hair between the cloves of my cleft chin

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How much hair should a man have?

Where are you going with that wax?!

[Marcus Bales]

What wax?


Too much of a good thing.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Why did you get sick into that potted plant?

Resilient.

[Marcus Bales]

How would you best describe a regimental tie?


Oh that my lungs could bleat like buttered peas

[seebe]

What else besides your kidneys dancing like blue cheese drenched begonias do you wish for?


The directions are on the package.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Wow, a toy electric chair for my birthday! What should I do with it?

I never watch it.

[Coffee]

How do you boil a pot of water?

Thick and chewy.

[Marcus Bales]

As a metaphor for how you like your lovers, how do you like your coffee?


Hey kids, let's put on a show.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What's your most overused phrase?

Hydrangea.

[seebe]

What do you hope to be in your next life?


Too rich for my taste.

[brightpearl]

Have you tried the Bill Gates tartlet?

Never after whistling "Dixie."

[xfox]

Can you imagine?

Because she's too old to wear a little black dress.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Why did Grandma go to the funeral in a little pink dress?

Yes, it definitely has a muddy taste.

[Bman]

What do you think of my new album, "I've got those Louisiana-Swamp-Stank-Blues" ?

I like their old stuff.

[seebe]

What do you find so appealing about 100 year old women?

Elephants do it.

[Stephi_B]

What fancy yoga position is that?


That is so absurd.... that it makes total sense!

[funkytuba]

Can habaneros' languid laughing bolster my surreptitious musings on existential crazing as applied to monkey phosphorescence?


With lime, please.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What do you treat your sewage with?

Only the purest type.

[funkytuba]

So, what can you say about the secretary pool at the nunnery?

Ok.. fine.. hit me with the lemon too.

[lukkucairi]

how did you like your gin-and-tonic full-body massage?



I've been waiting for this my entire life.

[Marcus Bales]

What were you thinking when you were out on your date with T.I.P.?


Green tea.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What's the title of your latest poem?

Never again.

[brightpearl]

What were you thinking when you were out on your date with Marcus?


The one in the middle looks a little overripe.

[Brynn]

What did you think when you saw him out on a date flanked by Ysa Pur and Lukkucairi?


clever but derivative

[Hyakujo's Fox]

df(x)/dx = lim h->0 (f(x+h)-f(x))/h ?


about a dozen bottles

[MoJoRiSin]

How much alcohol does it take to make you. Tipsy?

they are colors containing [U]O[U]'s.

[seebe]

What are bathtub faucets and camels?


A scratching sound coming from the walls.

[Brynn]

How do you know your grandma loves you?

the windows get steamed up.

[MoJoRiSin]

I painted the walls turquoise brown and yellow but since there is no exhaust fan

but the orange i blanked out on.

[lukkucairi]

I'm assuming your citrus-fruit molestation class went well?



steppin' out!

[Brynn]

What do you call that amazing dance move with your new prosthetic foot?


If he did the dishes, I probably wouldn't mind.

[MoJoRiSin]

What in hells bells are you planning to go wearing that?

What happened dad, was I was doing quantum theory stuff in my head and none of it stuck.

[Brynn]

Um....did that quantum theory bite you, son?


Well, you see, first you ask a question that goes with the random answer that the person just above you provides, then you answer a question that hasn't been asked yet.:)

[MoJoRiSin]

How exactly do you play this game?

he thinks we can use wind power to make plastic as well.. you know for the computers.

[Marcus Bales]

Now that wheels attached with bungies tied to the flailing feet of waterboarding victims has proved a failure as a source of power, what is Dick Cheney's newest scheme?


54 extra long

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How did your personal ad read?


it reminded me of an ex.

[treekisser]

Why did you run over that skunk?

Yeoww! I have never seen anything as big and ugly as that.

[MoJoRiSin]

What did R. Flack's mother say when he was born. ;)
Well I guess the very worse part is when veryone is there and the clock strikes 9am we say the lords prayer :) and the *pledge of *allegiance ~"~ ??but no one ever taught us what that those two words means so I got sent to the principles office yet again.

[Marcus Bales]

Well, what the hell kind of light IS "donzerly light", anyway?


a 2x4 and a razor blade.

[MoJoRiSin]

R.F, can you name something invented in America followed by something invented elsewhere?

well in my opinion, he may have cut it off because he could hear what the woman was thinking.

[Brynn]

Why did Vincent Van Gogh shave off his soul patch?



If you don't take it too seriously, it doesn't hurt as much.

[MoJoRiSin]

Well R.F. honey... let me give you some advice on what to feel when Mrs. Dill tells you to start over with your book report because you talk to fast...

How would you think someone could put that together before computers were available to doit?

[MoJoRiSin]

SH*T !
Let me start over....
************************************************** *******
Well R.F. honey..... what do you think you think you father's advice would be to you if you told him about Mrs Dill's attitude?

I have no idea! ;)

[treekisser]

President Bush, what have you been doing the last seven and a half years?

Through the back door.

[funkytuba]

Where should I direct the hunky UPS guy delivering this month's sex toys, Miss Hilton?

No, please, not up the nose. At least, not this time.

[treekisser]

Same time, same orifice, Ms. Hilton?

I thought you were over her.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

But soft! What light from yonder window breaks?


I'm already packed!

[funkytuba]

Had you heard that the council canceled the 45 mile/day hike from Yulara to Newman?

It was more the way she was talking about it that was odd than the subject matter itself.

[treekisser]

Mr. Vice President, do I understand correctly that you shot your mother-in-law because she called you a Fascist pig?

No, it always sticks out like that.

[funkytuba]

Wow... are you really that happy to see me?

That's why it's called a honeymoon.

[monkeyknifightz]

Honestly hoping he'll humor her?

No, I will not run away with you.

[MoJoRiSin]

Master Yoda, I think about you night and day will you (long pause)

Well in that Renaissance painting the reason they are positioned so for apart is the the same reason you put the duracell batteries in just so.

[funkytuba]

Where the hell did all these bunnies come from?

Today's forecast: snot.

[seebe]

What made you think it was going to be a sticky and possibly humid day today?

All I know is that I didn't do it.

[funkytuba]

Did you hear about the exploding alligator?

Cleaning up afterward tipped the cost-benefit scale to "not worth it".

[seebe]

Was it fun scaling that one minnow you caught today?

The writing was smudged so I had to wing it.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What did George Bush say when asked if he had ever read the copy of the constitution they gave him?


Crumbs, some loose change and the missing Ma-Mi volume of Encyclopaedia Britannica.

[MoJoRiSin]

What did the the screenwriters of the movie "Ghost" originally envision that Molly and Sam would uncover when they broke down that wall?

They are called figureheads.

[funkytuba]

All those little ceramic noggins out the back door of the Disney ceramics studio are euphemistically referred to as what?

Multitaxing.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What did management down at the tax office call their latest productivity drive?


Infinity... plus one.

[Stephi_B]

OK, OK, you are a magician.... so, what number do I think about?


The loose ends suck.

[funkytuba]

So, how do you like your job as a vetter for VP candidates?

Because I like caribou. A lot.

[seebe]

Why do you insist your wife wear a deer hide nightgown to bed?


And then there were three.

[funkytuba]

Wow... your multinational company sure has hit some rough financial times, eh?

Implied. Not Stated.

[Klynne]

So the shake of your head, is all I get when I ask you if I look fat in these jeans?

Oh, you are so in trouble.

[seebe]

Would it be rude of me to say you look fabulous in those jeans?


You had to be there.

[Coffee]

So I guess it's NOT true that you can't be intimidated by angst ridden ladies insecure in their jeans?

A bit of extra room.

[funkytuba]

What did LBJ famously request of his tailor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zNMo8kl7Ac)? (FF to 3:44)

Hmm. Sounds valuable. I'll give you a quarter for it.

[Stephi_B]

So I've got there this 50,000 investment bank shares, wanna buy?


Yes, it's very rude.... but don't worry, I mean it!

[funkytuba]

Did I just hear you say, in a two-year-old's accent, that I was a dump truck?

Seriously. I scratched it.

[Stephi_B]

What magically-eerie-impossibly-coming-from-anywhere-close-to-this-dimension sound was THAT??


Enough is enough, put that thing down now!

[funkytuba]

Look! I just got back from the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator store. Wanna help me give this baby a whirl?

I believe it's referred to in some parts as "hot dish".

[Klynne]

Did the dog just vomit in here?

Oh well, sometimes things just happen.

[Brynn]

Mom, I accidentally broke the stock market. Are you mad?

If you put it in writing I will.

[Anna]

what happens if I press this button?

of course not sweetheart, it's nothing $700 billion and the possession of your first born can't fix.

[MoJoRiSin]

Ma are you worried about the economy in Paraguay?

Alright, that seems a fairly sound investment.

[funkytuba]

Little Duckies? (in Ze's The Show voice)

Spending a year dead for tax purposes.

[MoJoRiSin]

Funkytuba what the hell are you doing raising ducks here on your pond that you told the army corps of engineers was to be used for irrigation porpoises?

Just tubers and 3 or four 50# bags of organic brown rice... well, that and the occasional dish of peking duk that is.

[funkytuba]

Stocking up for the great depression, are ya?

Collie spinal sore hide.

[Stephi_B]

You know I'm a novice at that, so could you lay me out, um, kinda a red thread for a classic romantic short story?


About 3 sighs in diameter.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How wide is the average human heart?


Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

[House,M.D.]

True, but do you like the image?

Sorted alphabetically, in numerical order.

[Stephi_B]

Mmh, OK, the freezer is a bit of an extravagant place for keeping one's socks.... Well, now I'm curious, what about your knickers then?


.... and was never seen again....

[Hyakujo's Fox]

So you gathered up all the money you'd raised for the children?


Oh he took it all right!

[MoJoRiSin]

Eve implied that Adam was a nerd to the nth degree.

Doesn't anyone out there except Mo, think that Eve and/or Adam was, amongst other things, a comedian?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

why don't you read the ****ing thread titles?



oh yeah.

[MoJoRiSin]

WTF?

My excuse is tis: Ee was just a curious teenaer.

[Coffee]

Did you forget that, in the interest of inner peace, it is often best to just ignore em when they go out into left field?


cuz it is occasionaly interesting and never mean.

[MoJoRiSin]

Why do you look at the moon so much?

Why did I break my pledge not to do this until tomorrow?

[MoJoRiSin]

EDIT EDIT EDIT ~"~
Why do you look at the moon so much?

Why did I break my pledge not to do this until tomorrow?


Why do you look at the moon so much?


Oops, I did it again.

[funkytuba]

OK, Johnny, have you come up with another impersonal pronoun for your opponent?

Bloat. Unspecified.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What did Auntie name her twins in the end?


With gravel.

[Brynn]

How do you like your eggs?

I get annoyed, I get disappointed, but then I smoke some crack and think about unicorns.

[funkytuba]

Jesus Christ? Is it a lion? Should we get in the car?


Unlike people, memes get their fifteen minutes of fame spread out over a period of about 8 years in 5-millisecond chunks as people discover and download them

[Bman]

I can has lifespan?

The hypothetical phone i want is exactly as hypothetical as the money in my bank account that I would pay for it with.

[monkeyknifightz]

How do you imagine phones would operate at Walgreens(the perfect world)?


It is elementary my dear Watson, 42.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I say Holmes, old chap, can you tell me the chemical nature and the atomic weight of Molybdenum?



I told you I could stick it out.

[funkytuba]

hey, Hey! HEY! Why did you poke me with... That?


Nailed. Emphatically.

[Brynn]

Zombie coffins?

If I knew how to do that, I'd be the wealthiest person in the world.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Do you think you could trick a zombie into signing a home loan application?


It needs more butter.

[Brynn]

Do you like my new hairdo?

That's what the rubber gloves were for.

[funkytuba]

Did you update your antivirus protection yet?

I killed!
Literally.

[Brynn]

How's your autobiography coming along?

You know, it was so nondescript that I just didn't notice.

[MoJoRiSin]

When you visited Honolulu did you get to see the house where President (Elect) Obama
grew up?

Unfortunately, he thinks she knows everything.

[Brynn]

What was McCain's deal with Sarah Palin?

I liked that it was all twisty-turny.

[MoJoRiSin]

What was your favorite thing about playing Candy Land?

OK just give me 15 more mintes and it's all yours.

[seebe]

*puff puff* Could you please stop using my oxygen tank to blow up your rubber raft?


The coupon had expired.

[Stephi_B]

OK, why didn't you get this FREE!! inflatable canoe which - under guarantee - fits even into the tiniest, sluttiest, glitteriest handbag imaginable?


"Ask me no questions."

[funkytuba]

What do I have to do to stop you from your treacherous lying?

It's done. You can cease and desist. Unless you want to continue.

[Brynn]

May I pluck out most of the hair on your head?


If you turn up the volume, then eat a banana as fast as you can, you'll see what I mean.

[Stephi_B]

Now what about this otherwordly experience thingie you promised me?


Kinda mercurial: hypnotising, toxic, sexy, intangible.

[Marcus Bales]

How would you describe your date with Jesustitties?


The lure of rhythmic drive, harmonic anticipation, lucid structure and divinely sweet melody

[Stephi_B]

Why do you want me to shout cusses in my native language at you? Again and again and again?


Not without a lawyer present!

[Marcus Bales]

So would you go on a date with Dddrum or MoJoRisin?


Oh, that's probably wise.

[MoJoRiSin]

I want to address this idea, but all of the sudden i am thinking better of it.

Well, it happened like this, he just disappeared, at first we thought he was on vacation in Jamaica but then, you know, he never even wrote a one word note... then as time wore on it hit us, he must have died !!, you know, because we all thought he loved us quite some bit.....
ANYWAY, to get to the gist of the thing, one day he just showed up and began to carry on as if he had never even left at all, our first thought was:"what the hell?" but then our hearts melted, and we were just so happy to have him back we hardly gave him any grief at all.
(He has a way with words.)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What will they be saying about George Bush 2 years from now?



Any sentence that elicits a response.

[Stephi_B]

What to ask now, dammit?



It depends on the angle you look at that.... crucially!

[Brynn]

Is it okay to clip my toenails with my guests at the dinner table?




All I know is that it makes quite a bubbly froth in my soul when you whisper those particular words of magic into my ear.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Shall I do the washing-up today, dear?

In front and behind, inside and out, right and left and high and low.

[Brynn]

How do you wash your toaster?


That's when you know you've become famous.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What happens if you find your arse published next to zero's in an online magazine?

Absolute clearsightednes personified.

[Brynn]

Is a person considered clearsighted if they don't spell "clearsightedness" properly? :)

It makes me laugh and be happy, and that's more than enough.

[funkytuba]

What is your opinion of bauxite?

No matter, we will crush them and all they stand for anyway, but for the sport of it.

[Brynn]

Honey, what are we going to do with all these teenagers in the house?


It will be dealt with in as swift a manner as possible as long as the paperwork's in order.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How is my application to have this thread killed coming along?


There was nobody left.

[Brynn]

Did you really have to work for the conservatives on the far right?

Good point - it's been a long time.

[funkytuba]

Gosh. It's been a while since I posted, hasn't it?

Maybe if I stretch my arm like.... now over there... and pull... *pop*. Oop. That didn't work as well as one would have hoped.

[Marcus Bales]

How did your meeting with Tim Conwy go?


Kick the tire and light the fire.

[funkytuba]

Have you figured out a way to collect on the insurance?

Ninja ferrets. It's the only way.

[Coffee]

How does one get get highly classified CIA information regarding administration torture policy?

Caning, and no television or gameboy for a yearrrr.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What be the penalty for video game piracy?


I think you've been listening to a little too much Jim Nabors.

[Marcus Bales]

Can I take whatever's wrong and make it right?


Strangers in the night.

[Stephi_B]

And you, in the brightest of daylight, are humming....?



No, they just popped up.

[funkytuba]

Did my careless mowing break the sprinkler heads?

Because you trimmed my nails too short.

[Brynn]

Gouges? Now we have torn, ragged, inch-wide gouges down the sides of all the cereal boxes??????



I really meant no harm. Except maybe the last part - I was a little bit peeved at that point.

[Marcus Bales]

So, after you had blown the safe, stolen the money, and escaped, why did you pants the guard?


Gimme a burger.

[Bman]

Do you want fries with that? Upgrade to a super-deluxe meal? Try our new apple fritters for an extra $1.99??

It's good but bad in the same way.

[Odbe]

How's the rum tasting?


I never thought I'd sound this contrite.

[funkytuba]

Your feelings, Mr Garlic Clove, on having just been minced and made part of the vinaigrette?

You were sick. And now you're better.

[MoJoRiSin]

Rip Van Winkle: My fine gentlemen and ladies, I implore thee,
what in heavens name is happing here ??
in this place of all places.

At first it was so weird and then after many moons
I pretty much frew into it.

[funkytuba]

Will you please describe your initial experiences as a freeper?

If you remember that clump of hair, soap and fluff I pulled from the clogged drain, well, it was pissed.

[Bman]

What use is a psychic plumber?

A midwestern nights dream.

[funkytuba]

Is your heart true as corn?

decyphering the scribble I think it reads "fourteen scotties in a crucible"

[Brynn]

Looks pretty abstract - but from a distance, is this a picture of Jesus in a kilt?




I can't help it - my hands just keep clenching and unclenching.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Don't you think you've been milking that cow for way too long?

No, but I've heard all guys do it quite often.

[Marcus Bales]

Did you just sling snot on the sidewalk?


A kitten, a piece of string, and a broken eggshell.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What decoration did you put on Marcus's birthday cake?

I'm going to tie this end to the bedpost and the other to the chandelier.

[Marcus Bales]

Did your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?


A manhole cover, a pair of broken handcuffs, and a dwarf.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Which pieces in your inventory did you use in Broken Sword III to get out of the Incan pyramid?

A butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker.

[Brynn]

Who do we have lined up to perform more cosmetic surgery on Michael Jackson today?



Now if only the pounding would stop, I'd be happy.

[funkytuba]

Did they finish the pogo stick meetup yet?


It was wet in a ticklish way.

[Marcus Bales]

How did you feel during the alien abduction?


Simony, negligence, and alcohol.

[Bman]

Yea yea, I'm a genie, what do you want?

The gumbo variations.

[Marcus Bales]

What was Harry Connick Jr's answer on the entrance exam to name a piece Bach had written, resulting in Julliard rejecting his application?


Two cameras, four buckets of h2o, and Michael Landon singing "Cool Clear Water"

[funkytuba]

How is your "Dihydrogen Monoxide" advocacy campaign coming? Do you need anything?

Underneath. Unwillingly.

[Marcus Bales]

Did you come?


Oysters Rockefeller, Beef Wellington, and Baked Alaska.
.

[Brynn]

What are those chunks floating in your bathwater?





It's going to take an enormous amount of dancing before he begins to feel even a little bit better, you guys.

[Stephi_B]

How's your belly feeling after this extravagant bathtube dinner?



Not extravagant enough, sorry.

[Brynn]

Extravagant enough for you?


Please make it more extravagant.

[Stephi_B]

What do you think about the word 'extravagant'?



So this was your vague extra ingredient - not bad.

[Brynn]

Does it now meet your extravagance quotient?




Just hit it with a steaming hot potato.

[Stephi_B]

What would you say is a general, but working way to solve a problem, any problem?


I liked it spotted much better.

[MoJoRiSin]

Is that an eagle you spotted?


Are you kidding?

[Brynn]

http://www.edhill-law.com/image/photos/Hill.JPG??????




As long as the end result is tasteful, subtle and understated .

[Stephi_B]

Would you mind if we arrange some mud catching competition with silicon-upholstered talk show veterans for your neo-existentialist vernissage?



Admitted, it looks a bit, yeah, well... how you called it.

[Marcus Bales]

Do you understand that the central issue of our time is just this postmodernist malaise: the position that all positions are equal, and there can be no superiority, on principle, except, of course, for the postmodern position which must be superior in order to allow postmodernists to embrace the lesser breeds without the postmodern law as their equals; this determined lack of critical thinking, this pride in never having read Tennyson in spite of having taught poetry for an entire college-level career, this insouciance of a poet with an advanced degree in poetry, who's founded and continues to edit poetry journals, who says she's never heard of Robert Burns?

Mockery, ridicule, and derision.

[Stephi_B]

What is hot?



Damn hot!

[Coffee]

What kind of lead is fired in the direction of a derisive Mocker/Riduculer.

Overblown expectorations.

[Brynn]

Would you please explain this greenish goo on the chandelier?

All that's left is a barely discernable twitch.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

So... how's your love life?


Crinkly and salted.

[brightpearl]

So...how's your love life?




I don't think the color of the ferret's fur has anything to do with it.

[Marcus Bales]

So ... how's your love life?


A Dalmatian, two lesbians, and a power strip.

[Stephi_B]

Mhm... and what do you see on this picture Mr Bales?



Too few details.

[Marcus Bales]

Why don't you believe in heaven, Stephi?


A radio, a jar of honey, and a Stetson hat

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What will I get for my birthday?

Red, yellow, blue.

[MoJoRiSin]

what are your favorite movies?

Hopefully, you have a good one to recommend.

[Marcus Bales]

When are you going to choose a new word for the Dictionary Game?


Beloid

[Brynn]

What's your chicken's name - yeah, that one there with the bow and arrow?



It really doesn't matter as long as there's Tabasco sauce and a very large box of Kleenex.

[Marcus Bales]

So, what are you doing for sex these days?


A small smile, thirteen ways of looking at a blackbird, and a twenty-gallon keg of beer.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

So what does your love life constitute of?

Only in my spare time.

[Marcus Bales]

Aren't you that Nobel Prize-winning physicist?


On top of the piano, beside the rose vase.

[Brynn]

Where do you watch reruns of Mork and Mindy?




I'd like to think the message is about hope in the midst of shattered illusions.

[Marcus Bales]

Have you been listening to Rush Limbaugh again?


A pork steak, half a bag of peas, and a container of large curd cottage cheese.

[funkytuba]

Have you been eating like Rush Limbaugh again?

Loudly. Infuriatingly. Bloviatingly. Smug.

[Marcus Bales]

Have you been having sex like Rush Limbaugh again?


Twenty thousand dollars and a new computer.

[MoJoRiSin]

What are you bringing with you Marcus?

Plan A has always been to stage it at our tower, but I guess we need to put our thinking caps back on.

[Marcus Bales]

What's going on with your proposed performances of "911 -- The Musical"?


A bottle of Jack Daniels, a seductive pose, and a half-opened Indians uniform.

[Brynn]

How did you greet trick-or-treaters last Halloween?


His topics are disturbing, but his bedroom eyes make up for it.

[Stephi_B]

How would you summarise Bales?



Mmh... you might also call it the "yellow of the egg"... well, sort of.

[Marcus Bales]

How did Stephi describe MoJoRiSin's husband's "outie" belly button?


A quart of vodka, a 3-lb bag of peanut M&Ms, and a box of Kleenex.

[Brynn]

What does a depressed elephant want for his birthday?


Runny egg yolks

[Stephi_B]

So, what do you associate from now on and forever and ever with extrovert belly buttons?


It might be a compliment though....

[funkytuba]

Can you believe that Sarah Palin dumped the entire state of Alaska? How insulting must it be to be a voter in that state?

Plums. Lots of 'em.

[Marcus Bales]

William Carlos Williams, how do you come up with the ideas for your poems?


A rose, a guitar, and a tube of KY Jelly

[Brynn]

What is Michael Jackson's ghost carrying past the fireplace?

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A stranger on the bus raved about it for half an hour.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Do you think anyone could actually like your new hairdo?

He couldn't find the right slot.

[Marcus Bales]

Why did he get lapped?



The irony is not lost on me, I assure you.

[funkytuba]

Tin Roof. Rusted. Non-ferrous much?

It's more of a pubic Nevada than a Private Idaho.

[Brynn]

What does the public think of those nether regions?



Up until this very moment, I could never really decipher exactly what that was, so thank you.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Can you hear someone calling for help from your basement?



I call it making friends the old fashioned way.

[Coffee]

What are you doing with all that dust and clay?

Now that's what I call the sound of fast relief.

[Marcus Bales]

Yeah, but what is that SMELL?


Two treadless tires, a half-eaten pork pie, and a broken bedstead.

[Stephi_B]

Now then, what extras does your guest room offer?


Not on this side of the street....

[Marcus Bales]

Did you see a yellow Corvette with a black top and a smashed left front fender fleeing three police cars, pursued by Arnold Schwartzenegger with a shotgun on a motorcycle, go by here?


The collapse of world finance.

[funkytuba]

What killer app did you just whip up with your iPhone developers kit?

Underhill and Overdale.

[Bman]

Did your girlfriend starred in a porn movie just to break up with you?

So as to be more identifiable by pedestrians and police officers as a member of the male gender.

[Marcus Bales]

Why are you driving that car?


Three cats, two parrots, and a dog.

[Brynn]

What's for dinner?


I prefer to think of it as an exercise in restraint.

[Marcus Bales]

Why did you kiss everybody but me?


An open window, three knotted sheets, and a smile on her face.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What can you recall from the night she left?


Hey, we've all been there.

[Marcus Bales]

Why am I standing here with a revolver in my hand, a body on the floor, and blood on the walls?


Twenty, please.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How many boxes of Viagra do you want?!

Floating away.

[Bman]

Where do you see yourself in five years?



The only way to bubble-bathe.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Do you think climbing fully clothed into the tub is appropriate?

Crusted with salt.

[Marcus Bales]

What's the condition of your genitalia since the last time you had sex?


But worth it.

[Brynn]

It's wrong to pester the daylights out of Dictionary Game judges, harping, digging, chiding, stalking and casting aspersions, regardless of what's going on in their lives, reducing them to private tears of shame and weariness in order to relentlessly exercise the towering presence of your cyber-will over them, right?







That's what the giant sock monkey is for.

[Marcus Bales]

So how do YOU relentlessly exercise the towering presence of YOUR cyber-will over them, Brynn?


Something borrowed, something blue.

[funkytuba]

Are you the merrying type or the marrying type?

Naproxen soufflé with propofol sauce.

[trisherina]

What did they serve at the APA AGM?

It's as clear as you want it to be.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How clear is your conscience after eating up all the cookies in the jar?

With vinegar and brown paper.

[Marcus Bales]

What flavor are you thinking about for the Unusual Ice Cream Flavors thread?


Duct tape and a dry cleaner bag

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What was on the painting that's recently been stolen from the MOMA?

In ruffles, frills and furbelow.

[Marcus Bales]

How did you dress for Burning Man this year?


A cigarette holder, a monocle, and a top hat.

[MoJoRiSin]

Besides those tighty whiteys, what other things are you wearing to the obsolete themed costume party?


You probably don't believe me, but be advised:
I AM PATIENT !

[funkytuba]

Hello I am doctor. Who are you really?

Foggy, Groggy, and Smoggy.

[Brynn]

What are those weird settings on your new coffee bean grinder?

let's go now!

[MoJoRiSin]

Did you know that there is a global flood every 5000 years
and our friend here is building a big floaty thing in his front yard
and he is saying it will be all ready by 2012?


Honey, call the police for the cease and desist oder right now...
there is no possible weigh they have a building permit for that !

[funkytuba]

Have you noticed a distinct black market abattoir patois emanating from next door?

Papery.

[MoJoRiSin]

You mean to tell me you read the entire Bible? How did you find it?

Don't thank me, i just stumbled upon it.