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[des pommes]

Why are those spark plugs on my testicles?

All throughout.

[craig johnston]

hey des, can you randomly throw a couple of words together?



a wop bop a doo lop a wop bang boom!

[trisherina]

What happens when you insert a detonator in your wop bop a doo lop?

A persistent sore throat and general malaise.

[craig johnston]

how do you feel after visiting this board trish?



two large aubergines

[Madmack]

What do you need to make a Armenian version of a sensational Middle Eastern eggplant casserole?

The candle stick in the pantry

[craig johnston]

is there anything we can excite you with?


stacks of fairy cakes

[Hyakujo's Fox]

what do expect to find when you get to heaven?


double the bacon.

[xfox]

Where are you?

It's beneath my feet as well as above my head.

[craig johnston]

as an australian, how do you relate to the ground?


monday, tuesday and twice on thursdays.


ps
Where are you?
double the bacon.

wtf???
:confused:

[xfox]

Between what hours are you free?


My feet are above it, however, you must be relating to the other fox.

[Brynn]

as an australian, how do you relate to the ground?


monday, tuesday and twice on thursdays.


ps
Where are you?
double the bacon.

wtf???
:confused:

The question to your answer "monday, tuesday and twice on thursdays." is...
How often can a good thread be resuscitated before one despairs and gives it up?

Ahem. Purity my dear, purity.

[Mary]

What's the answer to 3 across?

No, they're real.

[Brynn]

How long have you been imagining these voices in your head?

Because I'm going to Mean Mommy school and I plan on graduating with honors.

[craig johnston]

why won't you let me touch them?


juicy juicy mangos!

[Brynn]

What are fantasmagorically wonderful things to bake a big ham with?

Please, you google it daily.

[Mary]

What's the best sexual position for turtles to mate?

Ok, but you have to take off your pants first.

[skip intro]

can i go onstage in front of 70,00 heavy metal fans?


gloopy

[Marcus Bales]

How do you feel after sex?

That's the most I ever ate at one sitting.

[daverbee]

Why is that woman having such a screaming orgasm?

Remember to wait one hour first!

[craig johnston]

what did you say when pamela tore her clothes off in front of you db?


sticklebacks, lots of 'em.

[Brynn]

What do you call a "multitude of post-it notes" across the Big Lake?

Post-it notes, lot's of 'em.

[craig johnston]

what is your kitchen full of? (this is true!)


long, thick and slightly ridged

[Marcus Bales]

What are women looking for in a centerpiece candle?

Everything went gray.

[daverbee]

What did the retreating Union Troops say at the Battle of Bull Run?

Michael Jackson and Martha Stewart.

[craig johnston]

who are your two fave jailbirds?



it had the consistency of rubber and the taste of chalk.

[Marcus Bales]

What's it like to put the faux octopus in your mouth when you're drunk again at the Kahiki Club?

But why YOU?

[skip intro]

looks like we're both going to hell.


lots of non-sequiturs.

[Marcus Bales]

What do you get if you put zero and jesustitties together in the same thread?

bowling and beer

[zero]

unlucky for some, what?


an inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence

[trisherina]

Is fallacious the same as fellatio, or what?

Dial straight down the center.

[zero]

8 0 0?


chubby

[skip intro]

what was your first name again mr aahm, checker?


the tootsie roll

[Marcus Bales]

Is that a tootsie roll in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?


it'll change your mind

[craig johnston]

what will this lsd stuff do for me then dr bales?


all these, like, huge explosions and carnage and loads
of neat stuff like that!

[Marcus Bales]

what do you dream about, Mr Johnson?

Krispy Kreme Donuts

[trisherina]

What bakery confections are overhyped beyond belief but somehow still compel you to consume them greedily every time you get within Interac distance of one of their shops?

Resort casual.

[Marcus Bales]

What do you call tennis shoes, a hard-on, and a video camera?


what kind of fool am I?

[trisherina]

Which would you choose from the twenty Aquinian types of fools:
Asyneti, cataplex, credulus, fatuus, grossus, hebes, idiota, imbecillis, inanis, incrassatus, inexpertus, insensatus, insipiens, nescius, rusticus, stolidus, stultus, stupidus, tardus, turpis, vacuus and vecors?

Extensive cosmetic dentistry.

[craig johnston]

what would be the first thing i'd run out and get if i won the lottery?


jeepers creepers

[Marcus Bales]

What do you buy if you want to sneak up on a lion out on the Serengetti in your Jeep?

Sofa love!

[craig johnston]

why do you spend every day hanging around at
ikea, infinitely dense pinhead?



it's a bit of a mouthful

[Mary]

Can you tell me how many sexual partners William shatner has had in the past five days?

Yes, but only when there's porn on.

[Marcus Bales]

Have YOU had sex in the last five days?


civil unrest

[craig johnston]

what would be the result if 'infinitely dense pinhead' were elected
president?



rubbery, slippery and lots of fun!

[Malmal11787]

Why do you enjoy that blow up doll so much, Craig?

Because he told me thats how he liked it.

[craig johnston]

why did you pour hot candlewax all over zroe, mal?


extra texture

[Mary]

What is the advantage of wearing those Depends, Craig?

To get to the other side.

[Klynne]

What nickname has been given to Malina's breasts?

The last beer

[Marcus Bales]

What does the only woman in the room get?


The Critique of Pure Reason

[craig johnston]

what turns you on, inf?


oh lordy mama, how we laughed!

[Marcus Bales]

When CJ tried to pronounce "Wittgenstein"

Some enchanted evening

[Mary]

What did you call your date with Richard Simons again?

They're my new tango shoes!

[craig johnston]

why are your feet dazzling my eyes mary?


he was economical with the truth.

[trisherina]

What do they say about Milton Friedman?

Lather, rinse, repeat.

[Mary]

What do the instructions for making Pop Tarts say?

pook, pook, pook.

[craig johnston]

can you name three inhabitants of the shire mary?


it's trish with her swish!

[trisherina]

Why are your eyes glazing over like that?

For many bats, hibernaculum is over a million wingbeats away.

[zero]

.



i'm sleepy mum, how much further to go?


only an egg

[Mary]

Is that an egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Light sabers and Ryan Seacrest's head.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Can you name two things that are pointy and computer generated?


Standing on the beach waving my socks.

[trisherina]

How do you deodorize your footwear, HFox?

It's the best investment you'll ever make.

[zero]

.



i bought a three-colour pen today


flap flap glide flap flap glide



.

[trisherina]

What does Max Headroom look like when he does his internationally acclaimed "Bats on Ice" routine?

He fiddled while Rome burned.

[xfox]

There is concrete evidence that there is no way he could have possibly fiddled while Rome burned: the fiddle was not invented until the dark ages/ Renaissance (probably spelled wrong). How could Fiddle 1500 years or so before the fiddle was invented?

Eight centimeters a year.

[craig johnston]

so how fast were you going when the cops pulled you over?


touch it and you'll find out...


ps trish - i love you!
:D

[trisherina]

I gotta know right know, will you love me forever?

Try the wood chipper.

[craig johnston]

honey, have you seen my priceless intricately carved 4th century
mahogany love charm anywhere?


cos coots are so cute.

[funkytuba]

Why did you make that sizeable donation to the World Chelonian Trust (http://www.chelonia.org/)?

Because fire + lighterfluid = fun!

[Klynne]

Why did you burn down my garage?

Put down that flame thrower.

[Marcus Bales]

What would you say if I picked up this flame-thrower?

Gorgonzola in the August sun

[trisherina]

What runs faster than the Gingerbread Man?

An afternoon of jazz and spiritual reflection.

[Marcus Bales]

What was the Gingerbread man running from?


hootin' and hollerin'

[Brynn]

What was the conga line arrested for at the funeral home?

Under the down comforter, with a good book.

[Marcus Bales]

Where did Col Mustard do it?

A fly in an ice cube

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Which gag item best symbolises the state of your sex life?


Phosphorescent dumplings.

[Mary]

What do you get when you boil perogies (sp) in highlighter fluid?

Hola! Mi llamo es Dora!

[Marcus Bales]

What does Hyakujo's Fox shout when he's going Japanese?


I really think so!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Is Japanese very similar to Spanish?


But it's the only way I can get the wrinkles out of these pants.

[xfox]

Can I please get this thing off my lap?

Taking a shower.

[Marcus Bales]

What are you DOING in there?


it's a budgie

[craig johnston]

what's that small sized bird you've roasted for us tonight inf?


until i bit my tongue.

[Marcus Bales]

How long was I known as a cunning linguist?


it's traditional

[trisherina]

What's the best ale Big Rock breweries makes?

The best laid plans.

[Marcus Bales]

What's often pregnant with meaning?


pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

[Brynn]

What the -- is that a hand, holding a video camera -- in my bedroom?????

In the darkest of hours.

[craig johnston]

when did you meet marcus b?


two balls and a stiff rod

[zero]

.


CEEJAYTHECHEESAYDEEJAY - I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH OF YOU CRACKIN' T3H ENDLESS CORNY KNOB-JOKEZ YET COULD YOU PLEASE DO ANOTHER?


get the cows in the barn!

[craig johnston]

what do you like to do after a hard days spambotting rzoe?


innocent and completely lacking in artifice

[Brynn]

Here comes CJ - how safe do you think the cows are? :D

It's a matter of international import.

[Brynn]

Dang! Cj got there first!

[Brynn]

what do you like to do after a hard days spambotting rzoe?


innocent and completely lacking in artifice


How's the action on the "If/Then" thread?

it's a matter of galactic importance.

[craig johnston]

what colour socks should i wear?


condi rice, margaret thatcher and attilla the hun.

[Marcus Bales]

What famous people are nicknamed "Maurice" because they speak of the pompitous of love?

the plain dealer

[craig johnston]

should i call you the coke dealer, the crack dealer or the
consolidated wheat futures dealer inf?


robbie williams, marilyn manson and dick cheney.

[Marcus Bales]

What three men got famous playing people from another planet?


do not staple cash

[Max Headroom]

Help preserve vintage album covers...

In a world of hurt

[craig johnston]

where did you meet max headroom?


stan laurel, andy warhol and martha stewart.

[Marcus Bales]

Who said "Another fine mess of Campbell Soup is a good thing"?


striding down the High Street

[craig johnston]

where will you find orze on a saturday afternoon?


jimmy cagney, sharon stone and david letterman

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Which three famous people does Marcus Bales impersonate in his new stage show?


In a bizarre pillowfight incident.

[madasacutsnake]

How did PFP get that personal massager mark across her forehead?

Because he wanted to play totem tennis.

[Marcus Bales]

Which three famous people does Marcus Bales impersonate in his new stage show?

Yeah, you should see me cross my legs.

[xfox]

How does it feel to be the world's greatest authority on everything?

Eric Idle, Michael Palin and Lord Derby

[lapietra]

Who are three past chairmen of the Ministry of Silly Walks?

Three African Grey parrots and a polydactyl cat.

[Marcus Bales]

When they get together and take off their disguises, what are Zenbabe, Lapietra, Frieda, and Zefrank, respectively, in real life?

sixteen tons

[craig johnston]

how much do you have to load in order to get another
day older and deeper in debt?



tennessee ernie ford, kentucky fried chicken and virginia slims

[Brynn]

What are the necessary pre-show accoutrements I need to make my "Schindler's List" screening party complete?

irridescent, incandescent, pulchritudinous paraesthesia

[craig johnston]

hey brynn, are you related to marcus bales?


gobbledegook!

[NimbleMarmoset]

Transform intuitive heterogenous technologies

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/vine1.gif


How many holes are there in blackburn Lancashire?

[zero]

could you translate "combien de trous y a-t-il dedans blackburn Lancashire?" please?


that's why it's essential to carry a spare paddle

[daverbee]

How do you "take care of business" when you find that two zemonkeys have been "bad"?


Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Is all this "limbering up" really necessary?


A fish, a photo of Ernest Hemingway and three hundred dollars.

[NimbleMarmoset]

what Margeaux generously left me to remember our torrid affair. . . oh yea, and an empty tube of red liptstick (so not my color)


the bevel that's on order for the Monster

[xfox]

Is zero the coolest person on earth?

I'll be up as soon as I'm finished stretching, if that's okay with you.

[craig johnston]

when will you be ready to explain this game to marmoset foxy?


ho chi mihn, frank zappa and mae west.

[Mary]

What are the names of the Three Stooges again?

With relish.

[Marcus Bales]

How does Craig Johnston like his ice cream?

Toots Shore, Johnny Carson, and MacGyver

[trisherina]

Who's that at the table in the corner with Frieda?

Let it build for a while.

[Marcus Bales]

What does Rune say to his T?


hoocheecoocheeman

[craig johnston]

who was karma queen matched with on that dating website?


higgledy piggledy

[NimbleMarmoset]

who i was matched up with on that dating site.


gortex gear

[craig johnston]

come on marmo, what really turns you on?


hodge podge

[skip intro]

how would you describe the method of choosing a pope?


i've bent my niblick.

[craig johnston]

why are you late for work mr intro?


a flibbertigibbet

[NimbleMarmoset]

how i felt inside when i first saw Maestro Hasselhauf in concert


well if you're going to act like that . . . what did you think would happen?

[craig johnston]

are you a saboteur?


two flibbertigibbets.

[Marcus Bales]

What's better than one flibbertigibbet?


reach out and touch someone

[trisherina]

What can you do for fun in lightless catacombs?

Accent on the second syllable.

[craig johnston]

how do you pronounce photographer?



because it splashes around the bowl and somebody has to clean it up!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Why did you stop serving your dinner guests your infamous "Custard Surprise"?


He was hoping to get a part in the next Harry Potter movie.

[Marcus Bales]

Why was Radar O'Reilly disappointed?

toujours gai, toujours gai

[Klynne]

What is a trite french phrase that one might state?

Blind sided.

[NimbleMarmoset]

when will you be ready to explain this game to marmoset foxy?

i sorry, contender for thread-broker, though (if i could find that thread, drat).

[trisherina]

What did they call the sole that couldn't see?

Read the book, then see the movie.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Any opinions on "Horny College Girls Vol 18"?


In order to pass himself off as hotdog vendor.

[trisherina]

Why did Ignatius put the apron on?

You'll need the big tape measure.

[craig johnston]

what will i need to measure ignatius' girth?


paradise gas

[Marcus Bales]

What do you get if you eat Ignatius's hot dogs?

half on and half off the sidewalk

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Where does Craig Johnston wake up most mornings?


Right slap bang in the middle.

[Marcus Bales]

Where do you want it?


the placebo effect

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When MacGyver was trapped at the bottom of a disused mineshaft with two broken legs, which technique did he employ to allow his escape?


In the "Me - Mo" volume of the Encyclopedia Brittanica.

[Marcus Bales]

Where did Elton John find that he was, in fact, gay?


6 x 6 x 6

[craig johnston]

can you think of a really difficult sum?


because they think it'll lessen their manhood or something.

[Marcus Bales]

Why do Australians so seldom make love?


Joshua Reynolds, Pele, and Alcibiades

[craig johnston]

so who would you have in midfield for this vital crunch game
against the mighty french intellectual poofs eleven?


pickled

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Would you prefer to be buried or cremated?


Squeezing lemons.

[Mary]

What were you doing in the bathroom for that long period of time, mate?

It almost made me cry.

[Marcus Bales]

What happened when you caught sight of Craig Johnston coming to pick you up for a date?


abracadabra

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What was the name of that Mexican town that completely disappeared?


Like a dog without a bone.

[Klynne]

What would be the name of a bad song about a neutered dog?

It was a dark and stormy night.

[Malmal11787]

Why did Craig miss aim and pea all over the toilet seat?


The oven burned my hand.

[craig johnston]

do you sometimes blame inanimate objects for things which are
really your fault?


a gay penguin

[NimbleMarmoset]

"Ach, look, Fritz, little Ziegfried and Roy have stopped dancing now, and are trying to hatch dat stupid rock again! Do you suppose Roy could be ... ?" (http://www.postpaper.com/rapples022105.htm)



his declaration under penalty of perjury

[skip intro]

what was oscar wilde's greatest work?


the funky chicken

[Marcus Bales]

What dance does Skip do when he feels necessary?


The Sousaphone.

[craig johnston]

with which instrument do you propose to contact distant galaxies inf?



you'll never walk alone

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What was the doctor's prognosis?


Climb Ev'ry Mountain

[craig johnston]

what's that really naff song that hatjkoo fox always sang at scout camp?



soild defending and 100% commitment

[Marcus Bales]

How does Craig Johnston ensure that he's not sexually molested by his dates?


No, never -- well, hardly ever.

[NimbleMarmoset]

Craig Johnston's admission when asked if he's been sexually molested by his dates


It was still breathing when I left the store

[Brynn]

Why weren't you arrested for stealing a hamster from its cage and beating it senseless on the cashier's counter?

sop it up with dry taost

[craig johnston]

what should i do if i spill my milk at the taoist monastery?


mali

[trisherina]

What + na spells fun?

Enamel erosion and foreshortened dentition, esp. incisors.

[Brynn]

What happens when you help the local beavers build their dams?

It would burst first.

[craig johnston]

could i fit all of my genius into a balloon?


thousands of them, all covered in treacle

[Marcus Bales]

How many flying insects are there after the balloon being filled with Craig Johnston's genius explodes?


term limits

[craig johnston]

what innovations would you like to see introduced to this board?


assorted french tarts

[skip intro]

what would you like delivered to your room sir?



a selection of italian slappers

[Marcus Bales]

What would you like delivered to your room, sir?


A Lithuanian dwarf, a straight backed chair, and a regimental tie.

[craig johnston]

what does marcus bales need for a fun night in?


Crime is increasing, and trigger happy policing.
Panic is spreading, God know where we're heading....

[Klynne]

Why are you sort of paranoid?

Bowling, fishing, and camping.

[skip intro]

so, what does your job entail mr bush?


a load of balls

[Klynne]

Mr. President, what does it take to lie to the world?

Waiting tables for 10 years.

[craig johnston]

so what qualifies you for the job of president klynne?


the way they do my life.

[Klynne]

What upsets you most about the Greek gods?

Ouch, stop that.

[Marcus Bales]

Stop this?

Tulane, Cornell, and Wittenberg.

[NimbleMarmoset]

What colleges has Marcus Bales deigned to reject as most unbefitting his station in life?


because eventually it retracts.

[craig johnston]

why should i not worry about the painful effects of viagra?


various spanish scrubbers.

[funkytuba]

What do the french coal power plants employ on their smokestacks to keep down the pollution?


hanging out... on the left

[xfox]

Is the answer blowing in the wind?

hanging in ... on the right

[funkytuba]

Describe that curveball that just got hit over the fence?

Understandably jolting.

[xfox]

Do you like Bellamy Road in the 131st Kentucky Derby tomorrow?

Yup, twenty horses.

[craig johnston]

is that really how much you paid for your wife?


you know, for kids!

[Marcus Bales]

Why do you have all those over-size roasting pans, Mr Swift?


Any day now.

[xfox]

Do you want children?

I will walk away.

[craig johnston]

what will you do if marcus bales comes a calling?


a pissed off beaver

[Brynn]

What do you get when you combine a "healthy forests" initiative with a Republican congress?

circling and dodging

[craig johnston]

how do you survive in the porn industry brynn?


never get out of the boat.

[smellyrayzin]

what does capt. michael jackson always say to his loyal and youthful crew?

check inside my lunchbox.

[Marcus Bales]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


over there

[craig johnston]

what's the opposite of under here?



i was checking inside smelly's lunchbox.

[Marcus Bales]

What were you doing when the principal caught you?


two cats, a parakeet, and a gecko

[craig johnston]

what did you expect to find in smellyrayzin's lunchbox?


two mouldy velveeta sandwiches.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

what did you actually find in smellyrayzin's lunchbox?


please don't handle the fruit.

[Marcus Bales]

What does it say inside Smelley's lunchbox?


turkey in the straw

[trisherina]

What do clever violin teachers never assign their pupils?

Tied back with a red ribbon.

[NimbleMarmoset]

How does JesusTitties wear his manhood?


if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

[craig johnston]

how much is an annual membership of hot asian chix?


dribble and shoot

[Marcus Bales]

What does that red ribbon which ties back his manhood make Jesustitties do about three times a day?

put a lid on it.

[NimbleMarmoset]

It puts a "lid" on it.


joyrope

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What was the original term for dental floss?


37 green peas.

[madasacutsnake]

What does James Spader allow Maggie Gyllenhaal to eat on a good day?

A funnel and a pint of olive oil.

[Marcus Bales]

What makes your dog run whining away when he sees them in your hands after he's swallowed your wedding ring?

six bits

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What was all that was left after madasacutsnake was finished with Marcus Bales?


terrible.

[madasacutsnake]

How does one feel when one's nursing home resident is returned in a police car?

A big stick and a pair of rubber gloves.

[xfox]

Would one feel better if their nursing home resident were on the way to the morgue in a herse?

Out of jail.

[craig johnston]

so, where is hayjacko fox these days?



with extreme prejudice.

[Marcus Bales]

What did Madasacutsnake use that made Craig Johnston walk bent over for days?


some enchanted evening

[NimbleMarmoset]

JesusTitties will find his tru love.


shajizzle kapizzle

[craig johnston]

how do you say 'i love you' in kazakh marmo?



the girl with the mousy hair.

[Max Headroom]

who finds this to be a god-awful small affair?



Going topless

[craig johnston]

how do you plan to revive your skating career max?



foaming at the mouth.

[12"razormix]

you can tell zero's been out for a fun-having night of wine tasting cause he's


yes m'dear!

[craig johnston]

will you stop drinking that?!



hunky dory

[12"razormix]

how was your last tea party?


splendid!

[craig johnston]

how is your new bouncy castle 12"?


tony blair

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Who is zero, really?


It's only for grown-ups.

[Marcus Bales]

What do you say to kids when they find your abalone tool?


straight up, mate

[trisherina]

How does HFox order his Maker's Mark?

Just a quick prick and it's over.

[craig johnston]

how did zenbabe describe her meeting with dinzdale?



there's a bad moon on the rise

[Marcus Bales]

Did you say "There's a bathroom on the right"?


'scuse me while I kiss this guy

[craig johnston]

why are you so homophobic dinzdale?



free at last, free at last, thank god a' mighty we are free at last!

[skip intro]

what do jesus t's followers cry when they are allowed to touch
the hem of his garment?


cold blooded murder

[craig johnston]

how would you describe the actions of the uzbek govt?


the chicken. no, the egg, no... oh, i don't know, you tell me!

[skip intro]

what do you want for breakfast?



an obsession with balls.

[NimbleMarmoset]

After deciphering the results of JT's DSM-IV results, what did the doctors at Mellow Meadows tell him he was suffering from?


Cannes Film Festival

[Brynn]

What's that award on your shelf for, Nimbles?

If it were a snake it would bite you.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What's the latest news on the Canadian Government?


A pineapple named Sherman.

[madasacutsnake]

What don't you want the broad end of?

A length of red gingham.

[craig johnston]

pick up the gun.....



asparagus

[Brynn]

should craig post that early in the morning? :p

yes, but the peanut butter was the crunchy kind.

[funkytuba]

so, for the most part your middle school experience was an unhappy one?

a miniature schnauzer named vito

[craig johnston]

so who is the main beneficiary of the will?



the crunchy tipped ones that melt in your mouth.

[funkytuba]

which asparagus stalks do you like, craig?


two peach pits and a salamander sticker.

[craig johnston]

any birthday wishes this year tubes?


between a rock and a hard place

[venusupnorth]

Where have all the boot boys gone?

Black coffee before I help Torfi move his stuff

[craig johnston]

can i get you anything venus?


if you're offering, i'll take two.

[NimbleMarmoset]

i have aspririn plain or aspirin w/codeine (#3 :D )

is it something i said?

[Brynn]

Do you think it's a good idea to pick a fight with a mama grizzly bear?

It pinches a lot, but it's a great way to advertise.

[xfox]

Do you really think you can see better into the supermarket freezer by holding the door open?

Right over here, on this nest egg.

[Brynn]

Where would you like me to lay this two-ton mortgage?

Go ahead, but somebody's going to see you.

[lapietra]

I'm thinking of streaking across the stage on the opening night of "Tosca" at the Met - what do you say?


Half a banana peel, a pink highlighter, and a scrap of parchment.

[venusupnorth]

DO IT!

[xfox]

Isn't the Met on the right coast?

There's no extra charge, and it's so perfect for you!

[craig johnston]

should i take this massage as offered on the back pages of
hot asian chix magazine?


i think it's because he was ignored by his father, but spoilt by his
mother. he sees penises as kind of unattainable wish fulfillment
objects which he must draw and publicise at every opportunity.

[Brynn]

Doctor, it's 1963 and you've been a school psych counselor for some time now - can you tell us why little Georgie Bush is starting fights in class and drawing these inappropriate pictures all the time?

He found them in the street and decided to just give them to us.

[craig johnston]

so, you're blaming your dear old grandfather for your priceless collection of asiatic erotica brynn?


anything long and dangly.

[skip intro]

what do you like to eat for breakfast?


two summersaults and a back flip.

[Brynn]

How do you make an entrance at a party, Skip?

As soon as the roof gets fixed.

[venusupnorth]

When will we make love again my dear?

It puts up with it!