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[Odbe]

What if I said I was sitting outside your window, watching you type, with a tranquiliser dart gun trained on your neck?


Anything for a bucket of ants.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What would an armadillo hooker do?


A rake, fifty dollars and a Welsh-English dictionary.

[Brynn]

What's your secret to "hot monogamy"?

It all looks so different from the eighty-ninth floor.

[trisherina]

Why did you just drop that squid?

A mug of something hot with lemon.

[funkytuba]

what did the Pinellas County sergeant get when he asked the vice squad so send him over a report on the night's takings?

his lost childhood smeared over a pomegranite

[craig johnston]

what are you going to call the first part of your autobiography?


it works on many levels

[priceyfatprude]

what do you hope about an elevator in a very tall building?

making meatballs at 2 in the morning.

[funkytuba]

how did the incomniac carnivore spend her evenings?

a very large grey squirrel. very large.

[priceyfatprude]

Who was responsible for getting your cat pregnant?

2 Live Crew.

[craig johnston]

what was found in the wreckage?


be excellent to everyone, and party on dude!

[funkytuba]

What's a random line from a movie that will leave most people stymied for a question to which it would be an answer?


No really, let me.... I insist

[priceyfatprude]

Who wants the last piece of Chocolate Volcano Cake?

Gwen Stefani.

[craig johnston]

can you sum up all the evils of this world in just two words?


tuba stymied me

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What finally ended your attempt to build a classical orchestra completely out of matchsticks?


Truth and Buns.

[craig johnston]

what do you look for in a prospective wife?


not with a bang, but a whimper

[trisherina]

How did your Yorkie go when you sprinkled gunpowder in her food?

A big kiss and a hug.

[FJeff]

What could possibly worsen being stuck in an elevator with an incontinent Bill O'Reilly?

Yes, but one would then have to ban Silly String, and most Las-Vegas entertainment.

[craig johnston]

should the government be run on amish principles?


a horse's head in his bed.

[funkytuba]

where did the 14-wide trail of ants lead?

A dude playing classical guitar in my coffeeshop, Mediocrely.

[Coffee]

Why were you drinking coffee outside on a cold park bench this morning Funky?


Throw 20,000 lives and 5 billion dollars at it.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

But what do the guys whose advice helped created this mess in the first place recommend?



They all come back eventually.

[craig johnston]

have you lost your marbles?


doin it in the park, doin it after dark, oh yeah.

[Lizzard]

When is the best time to play with glowsticks?


just to watch the colours.

[craig johnston]

why did you spend three hours waiting at the traffic lights?


i got a string attached to my thing, when you pull my string i can't do my thing like i oughta.

[Lizzard]

Woody, why won't you work???


Because Bill Clinton said if I didn't, The closet would be my new friend.

[Brynn]

why did you finally set things straight with that cute army recruiter?

The irrelevance of that question is mind-boggling.

[Coffee]

If the universe was created by a marshmallow, would chicken taste like snake?

It's not arrogance, it's self assurance.

[trisherina]

What have you convinced yourself regarding your own hubris?

Just tilt your head, and let it flow into the basin.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I've had this tune going around in my head all day, what should I do?



Either that or a better pair of trousers.

[craig johnston]

are you going to shower before your date this time?


you can't be serious!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What's the defining symptom of Johnston's Syndrome?



Somewhere along the way I just stopped caring.

[trisherina]

Hey, did you see who's up for a Golden Globe?

What you don't know won't hurt you.

[Coffee]

What is the "Golden Rule" for dishonest folks?

A sore neck and a sprained ankle.

[craig johnston]

what was the result of your james brown impersonation coff?


a fluffy pink hand grenade

[funkytuba]

And the latest plot of Lindsay Lohan's to take out Paris Hilton involves?

Chamomile, Witch Hazel and THC.

[FJeff]

Do you know how Robitussin was first developed?

Lazers; lots of them.

[priceyfatprude]

WTF happened to Joan Rivers face?

Merry Cranberry scented handiwipes.

[craig johnston]

what did you find in santa's grotto?


it's too late baby now it's too late

[trisherina]

What do you say if something inside has died and I can't hide it, I just can't fake it?

A narrow, ribbonlike strip of dried dough, usually made of flour, eggs, and water.

[Frieda]

when you're going on vacation, what's the first thing you pack?




a pen, a rose and a popsicle

[daverbee]

What comprises the Sixth Food Group?

All the pills and capsules I can carry.

[craig johnston]

what are you bringing me on your next trip to berlin?


there shall be a mighty wind

[Master_Jedi]

What did the musician say to Richard Gere's Underpants?



It was removed 24 times

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What happened with that man who swallowed a homing pigeon?



The truth is a slippery fish my friend.

[funkytuba]

What proverb, translated into cantonese and then back into english, means "Coke. It's the real thing!"?

a pinched nerve near C4 and a truckload of marachino olives

[Odbe]

What did the x-ray reveal?


It's an omen.

[Jack Flanders]

What word after the letter *W* represents *the wise ones*?

The missing socks from your dryer go Scotland.

[LeahDear]

what did your fortune cookie say in last nights take-out?


just a hint of nutmeg

[xfox]

What direction are you heading?

In the cage.

[Odbe]

I've come to pick up my children from your daycare, where are they?


Especially silver.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

So I hear you're quite the afficionado of fictional television horses?


It certainly brought a tear to my eye.

[trisherina]

How's the capsaicin trial going?

You'll have to perform a regression analysis.

[Jack Flanders]

What is happening with that really old scratched contact lens that you still insist on wearing?

I do not think I should get involved with that.

:rolleyes: Well, late again!!! Ignore me - do Trish!!! I won't delete or edit so I won't get crap from those people who don't like editing.

[craig johnston]

what are the opening sentences of your book 'editing - my nightmare'?


zero balancing

[Odbe]

If you could make one member of this board perform a circus trick, who and what would it be?


Yes, but I wasn't really sure.

[LeahDear]

Were you sure that he was sure that you were sure?

A wetsuit with the ass cut away and a bucket of frogs

[craig johnston]

what did you wear to your wedding?


yogic flying

[LeahDear]

^^^:D

How did you meet your current partner?

Usually 3 times daily.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How often do you have roast beef for lunch?


An industrial strength magazine rack.

[craig johnston]

where do you usually sleep?


feng shui

[Tunesmith]

Why the hell did you get rid of my couch?

It's magnetic. And fantastic.

[Brynn]

So you're really into a new kind of high colonics, huh?

Just don't do that while I'm around.

[xfox]

Is the contrast too much in here?

It'll be alright.

[craig johnston]

any encouraging words for a poor soul facing financial,
social, mental, emotional and physical oblivion?


it was written in the stars.

[Coffee]

How can you be sure those backstage dressing rooms were yours to use?

A white lie and a black eye.

[funkytuba]

So, Georgie, can you tell me a little more about this "thumping" you received?

Jeb <> Jebediah

[craig johnston]

what's the remake of 'victor/victoria' going to be called?


julie andrews in drag.

[Brynn]

What's your logo on your business card?

If only there was a name for it, that's all I'm saying.

[funkytuba]

Did you get any feedback from your therapist about your all-consuming obsession with gleaning sugar from discarded candy wrappers using tweezers and an industrial solvent, evaporating the solvent, and making new candy from the substrate for distribution to hookers and lemmings?

Swiss cheese brain and omega-3 fatty acids.

[priceyfatprude]

What's responsible for you producing 3 cute kiddos?

Play that funky music, whiteboy.

[craig johnston]

any message for kraftwerk before they go on stage?


fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn

[Jack Flanders]

Wo bist du?

Det er best De tar en drosje.

[craig johnston]

so, you think you're in a fit state to drive?


the toothpick fish

[Frieda]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lives in a pineapple under the sea??





i'll just use the newspaper

[dinzdale]

Hey Freids, arent we out of toilet paper?





Big hat, big boots and thee.

[rmr]

what if you did circles for the rest of your life?

proud tall, long and twee!!!

[funkytuba]

How do you like 'em, rmrzzzz?


Holland Tunnel Syndrome

[Jack Flanders]

What do you call the fear of leaving Manhattan?

I really had no idea!!

[craig johnston]

did it never occur to you that pressing that big red button with 'nuke em' written all over it while on your tour of the white house might have ramifications?


no no, i said my peonies!

[trisherina]

Can I get up off my knees now?

It left a mark.

[funkytuba]

What happened when the New Testament Abrigement Committee edited out matthew, luke and john?


It wanted to get into the act(s).

[Jack Flanders]

Why did the Roman go to the play rehearsal?

I'm looking for new boots.

[priceyfatprude]

Why aren't you working as a dominatrix anymore?

Ghiradelli Chocolate Festival.

[funkytuba]

What's a good thing to have going on when you get sacked in San Francisco?

It's fun, like a nice, painful dermabrasion.

[LeahDear]

Why do you keep fondling that cheese grater?

cheese & tuna

[trisherina]

Can you name two foods that have completely worn out their potential as one-liners?

If that's the way he wants it.

[zero]

trisharama, pete townsend out of the who is at the door on his wee toboggan asking if you could do him a quick jellyfish on toast to warm him up and he says can it be cooked medium-rare please?


my record still stands at seventeen

[dinzdale]

How many days since you touched yourself inappropriately in public?


Self-depracation.

[Brynn]

Could you please spell that again?

Honestly, I was just kidding.

[Coffee]

Brynn...don't you think Ron will find those Uranus links in bad taste?

Sausages.

[craig johnston]

As a vegetarian animal rights type of guy, what do you like for breakfast?


they are apologising for ron p.

[dinzdale]

Who are all those naked shaved women flogging themselves and self-immolating all over the place?


A man's sexual preference is his own business thank you!:mad:

[trisherina]

Hey, Paul Reubens, whatchoo been up to?

Don't forget to write a cheque.

[craig johnston]

any last words for your dinner guests?


with a robotic arm.

[dinzdale]

How did you get the space shuttle full of zero gravity jizz?


like a glove.

[zero]

how's that beloved knitting of yours looking today professor?



sorry but you'll have to draw me a map.

[12"razormix]

have i told you about my itch?


that's absurd and completely unreasonable :mad:

[zero]

:mad: get your lazy arse over here this minute and stir my macchiato for me.. with your thumb.


somebody had just dumped it in the canal

[priceyfatprude]

What happened to John Bobbitt's penis?

Footed pajamas with duckies on them.

[funkytuba]

What was ze's favorite christmas present?

canvas, acrylic and cream cheese

[Coffee]

Could you describe the Mixed Media art installation at the bagel shop?

Hanging on, barely.

[dinzdale]

If her husband comes home to their 15th floor apartment, and you dive out of the window, what will you be?


Tip your waitstaff.

[Coffee]

What is your secret for getting "extras" with your lap dances?

NOKIA N95 AT JUST............................$265.00usd!!

[craig johnston]

what message would you send to everyone in the world if you could?


somewhat fishier than last time.

[Brynn]

How did your latest phishing con go?

It was easier than I thought to say no.

[daverbee]

What happened when George W. Bush hit on you?

Anyway, it'll come out in the wash.

[craig johnston]

what did bill say to monika?


i'm sorry, it was just too tempting.

[narendra]

EOM

[craig johnston]

can you make an anagram from the name 'moe'?


more freakin' weirdoes

[Brynn]

What's the world need now?


For the last time, leave it alone and it will go away!

[Odbe]

What are you going to do about your receding hairline?


It was a hard decision, but I did it.

[gonzo]

Did you end up buying that fancy name brand ketchup?

I guess it all started when I realized that only 4 of my toes could fit in my ear.

[dinzdale]

When did you foresee the end of your career as a contortionist?



Great big ones. With cherries on top.

[daverbee]

Still in need of tires for that car of yours?

My sousaphone needs tuning.

[Odbe]

Why are you skipping work today?


Bludgeoned to death.

[craig johnston]

and how would you like your evening meal, sir?


well, it was a very tricky situation.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

So the audience were a bit anxious after seeing you'd actually sawn the woman in half?


I never learnt the tango.

[craig johnston]

any regrets after your adventurous life mr fox?



that's what it said on the box!

[Coffee]

Did you really believe that latex doll would be "lifelike"?

A really good sneeze or two.

[funkytuba]

How long did the sutures last?

a pound of pork necks, two heads of cabbage, and a whole lotta lurrrrrrrve

[Hyakujo's Fox]

So what do you bring to the relationship?


I have always relied on the kindness of strangers.

[daverbee]

If you have a very difficult Quamtum Physics problem to work out how do you go about doing it?

Four men and a dog.

[Coffee]

What was your worst blind date?

Some bondo and a new gasket.

[craig johnston]

scotty, what do we need to repair the enterprise?


i never promised you a rose garden

[dinzdale]

What's this pile of shit you've left in my front yard?


Ambidextrous

[FJeff]

When you were little, what did do you want to be when you grew up?

In the end he lost everything but a crumpled traveler's cheque for ten thousand yen and a withered anthropomorphic apple with haunting googly eyes.

[trisherina]

What was Spalding Gray's net worth when he died?

Don't grip it too tightly.

[Guacamole]

How do you hold a chinchila?

To prevent a nuclear war.

[FJeff]

Why did we sanction chinchillas?

Ich habe Schtoolferschtopfoonk. JETZT.

[daverbee]

Why did your mother tell you to stop talking with your mouth full?

That dog don't hunt!

[Guacamole]

What the matter Cleofus?

...like Brill Cream, baby!

[funkytuba]

Is it sexy?

No, really, you shouldn't have. Seriously. I really really mean it.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Hey I got your portrait tattooed on my inner thigh, you like it?


The worst thing since unsliced bread.

[Brynn]

How was the Beverage-and-Topping-Free Cracker-Eating Festival?

I know, but you know how the Russians are.

[lostsadie]

But I had 12 bottles of vodka an hour ago, where did they go?

I had to, my tax man made me do it!

[trisherina]

Why did you get both feet amputated?

It's taking longer than I thought.

[Coffee]

How are your patience training seminars going?

Business as usual.

[angrytox]

What is ripping our society apart?


Hot water.

[Brynn]

What eventually killed the frog in the pot?

The scissors were very very dull.

[lostsadie]

Do you know what my son said when I caught him attemping to get out the chain saw?


But, sir this is the most superb specimen you will find any where!!

[funkytuba]

What did you say to the lab technician after he looked at you funny for trying to sell him your stool sample?

Right there. In your nose.

[daverbee]

Do you remember where I left my wallet?

A little bit of caulk and we'll be good to go!

[Coffee]

What phrase made you smile most in the latest email from your bad spelling girlfriend?

A banana boat.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What's the next step up from a cranberry canoe?



It was wind assisted.

[Coffee]

How did the bean barge cross the ocean?

Not in an elevator.

[funkytuba]

Shall I make a campfire so we can sing kum bah yah?

Dejectedly rejected.

[daverbee]

So, how'd it go at the American Idolatry audition?

Paula Abdul, an orange, and half a bottle of mouthwash.

[Brynn]

What did you find all tangled up in the sheets this morning, Simon?

If you knew the whole story, you wouldn't be smiling.

[dinzdale]

Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker. Why the long face?



Peas

[Brynn]

Carrots?

I think it's the light that's attracting them.

[daverbee]

Why do all those geese keep crashing into the window?

The Next-To-Last Starfighter.

[trisherina]

What got sold on eBay before the Ultimate Starfighter?

I'm sure you can find a word for it.

[daverbee]

What do you call that sensation where you have that thing and then this other thing happens and then you feel like this thing is about to happen and you don't know what the thing is?

"Scooter" Libby.

[dinzdale]

Hey, Crusher. Who's you lady friend from Cell Block B?





I'm going right now.

[zero]

what are you doing toasting here when you haven't even performed your morning ablutions yet?



"COPY" stamped right across her chest

[dinzdale]

What did you notice about the female clone that mugged you?




Booiiyy-yyooiinngggggg!!!!:eek:

[daverbee]

Did you see the new Nolan sisters pictorial in Penthouse?

Opera.

[DividedYouFall]

Where is life played out in random songs that everyone happens to know?


Chronic Bronchitis

[trisherina]

Just for fun, what does smoking exacerbate?

It's a priceless treasure.

[daverbee]

What do you think of burnt toast?

Paint drips on the floor.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How can you tell if an elephant has done a shoddy job redecorating your bathroom?



A stick of lettuce and a little fairy dust.

[trisherina]

What does Michael Jackson eat for breakfast?

An excellent vantage point for observation.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

stick of lettuce?



I give up, what did you find on top of the wardrobe?


A dark adapted eye.

[xfox]

Where is xerox?

Taxes.

[funkytuba]

What did Gollum the second grade teacher sit on?


Fig seeds in my espresso.

[lostsadie]

So the figacciato started when you added foamed milk and...?


If you'd turn the light on.

[Odbe]

Well? Are you going to give me the money?!?


Piñata!

[daverbee]

What did you do after you discovered your neighbor had hung himself in his backyard?

Not really, no.

[Brynn]

Did you just blow milk out of your nose on purpose?

Because it's sealed in clear resin.

[priceyfatprude]

Why does the bongwater look like ice cubes?

Funky Tuba.

[Brynn]

that unusual new fragrance of yours - what the name again?

as long as it doesn't fall over, it's going to work out fine.

[craig johnston]

are you sure about employing that drunken monkey?


in another galaxy, far far away.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

and where exactly have you been hiding Mr Johnston?


the faintest odour of three day old sausages

[lostsadie]

What is the most manly smell you know of aside from WD-40?

The pink furry one.

[craig johnston]

is this your hand grenade?


in the dark, unfathomable recesses of time.

[Odbe]

When do you usually have lunch?


That? That's a rocking chair.

[trisherina]

What's that little thing you're poking at, Bob Homme?

It had to be disabled.

[craig johnston]

why didn't angelina jolie adopt that cute little cambodian kid?


down the back of the sofa.

[priceyfatprude]

Where did the cat throw up?

Dill pickles.

[funkytuba]

What did the dyslexic erectile function sufferer think Viagara was for?

A vroom with an ew!

[priceyfatprude]

What would you say if I told you The Masturbating Bear got a job driving a bus?


And another handful of almonds.

[craig johnston]

did you grab his nuts?


flying high in a friendly sky.

[Coffee]

What is the new Jamaican Airlines motto?

Free Soda, brownie platter, and a spliff.

[Frieda]

what is the new jamaican airlines lunch menu? :D




1000,- in cash and some poker chips

[funkytuba]

What did Dinz wish he had returned from Vegas with instead of the clap?


I gave at the orifice.

[skip intro]

what do you remember about your catholic upbringing?


a bit of how's ya father in the back pew.

[craig johnston]

what did trish get up to during that lengthy sermon on 'the moral duties of parents in the age of the internut'?


breast-feeding in public

[Brynn]

How did you become such a fine specimen of a man?

that's what all the former trolls are saying.

[craig johnston]

so, the reports of mass unemployment in new zealand
after the lord of the rings finished filming are true?


it was cia plot.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What was the story behind that top secret vegetable garden in Langley, Virginia?


Right slap bang in the middle.

[madasacutsnake]

I can't see any fox. It must be one of those optical illusion thingys. Where did you say it was again?

A shade-loving bearded iris.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

So what's the problem with your eye?



A duck that won't talk back.

[madasacutsnake]

Show a duck a turducken and what have you got?

It's dodgier than Schapelle in a tomato patch.

[craig johnston]

what do you think about public breast-feeding?


there's no need to be ashamed, it's perfectly natural.

[Tunesmith]

so what should I do about my Swiss Cheese obsession?

nonono...you've misunderstood. my grandmother is not that type of person.

[Bman]

So does she do....happy endings?



...ESPECIALLY if its a sea lion!

[xfox]

How do you know if your child is too old for breastfeeding?

You have hairs in your nose.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What do you mean "circumstantial evidence I've been sniffing your cat"?


I thought you said you didn't like that kind of stuff.

[craig johnston]

did you know that i now like that kind of stuff i said i didn't like before?


paris hitler

[Brynn]

What are you calling your painting of the Nazi in front of the Eiffel Tower?

It broke my camera.

[Odbe]

So we're meant to automatically believe you when you say that you got those bruises from a yeti?


If I could, I would.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How about balancing a walnut on each ear for the next six months?


Never underestimate a 112 year old woman.

[trisherina]

"Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?"

It's unlikely, but not impossible.

[T.I.P.]

"Do you think it will literally rain cats and dogs one day ?"


He was planning to but never got around to it.

[Bman]

What ever happened to that guy who said he was going to circumnavigate the globe?

That's what makes him the worlds greatest mime.

[craig johnston]

you know that thing that dubya does with his ears?


jam packed with vitamins and goodness

[daverbee]

How did Bill Clinton persuade Monica Lewinski to swallow?

Fire hoses.

[craig johnston]

what were you thinking about in the locker room?


the heebeegeebees

[lostsadie]

Do you know the band that has the most e's in it?

grenades and champagne

[craig johnston]

what do have in your hand luggage?


yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

[trisherina]

What do you mean when you say, "Just like Mother used to make?"

A quarter turn after two minutes, for a crosshatched pattern.

[Brynn]

What's your preferred method for gunning down ladies at the quilting conventions?

Please don't tell anyone - it's a surprise.

[funkytuba]

OOOOOH You've got a metric ton of squid? And you're going to leave it in zero's bathtub?

Right there on my back.... er.. lower... yes ahh.. that's just it.

[priceyfatprude]

Where did the jellyfish sting you?

Kendra, Bridgette & Holly.

[craig johnston]

what do you use as christmas decorations?


due to the violence of his avatar

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Why is funky so well respected?



Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

[Bman]

He how does that song go?


Because I don't like to wear pants any more than you do.

[Brynn]

Why aren't pants right up there with raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens?

Too late, the turkey's in the oven already.

[daverbee]

We got a 911 call from your husband. Where is he?


If I had a penny for every time that happened, I'd retire now.

[craig johnston]

did you realise that you just lost a dollar?


the hoodlums bite their nails

[funkytuba]

So, how can you distinguish the hottentots from the hoodlums?

It's still sore after 5 weeks, thank you very little.

[craig johnston]

how's your hand after all that computer bashing?


Perhaps you think that in R/C history it is first. So, just the small bamboo grass was requested, is not, it is. The dream that met, first, we would like to actualize the fuselage which can be thrown with ease even with the indoor it is. So, when it does, being small to the utmost, furthermore you must fly at low speed. It drove from the aerodynamic aspect facing toward the goal, it is the case that the answer which with new development of the R/C mechanic and realistic pursuit in the material surface arrives, became this.

[trisherina]

Is that a model Cessna 150 you're building?

Don't let it go to your head.

[T.I.P.]

That little foamy mouthed squirrel keeps trying to climb up my leg. Isn't it cute ?

Stop trying to take the easy way out.

[Tunesmith]

So you wanna take the gun away from my head?

You know, after 15 consecutive hours, I think I'm starting to get the hang of it!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How are you managing to get by without the current events forum?


The proof is in the pudding.

[trisherina]

Which dish have you spiked tonight?

Everything is as it should be.

[Brynn]

I think I left my master's thesis about "God, The Universe, and Everything" on the counter by the eggs - seen it?



The corkscrew shape's the key...

[Brynn]

Dang - either Trisherina's fast and I need coffee, or the clock is goofy and I just fell out of a wormhole.

Everything's as it should be

the corkscrew shape's the key...

[lostsadie]

I was wondering if there was a hidden meaning in stairwell analysis?


Floating along on my back, contemplating the universe.

[Bman]

What do you see yourself doing in five years?


Deception I tell you! Deception!

[Brynn]

Are you sure it wasn't "mendacity?"

The reference is a little obscure to non-Tennessee Williams lovers.

[12"razormix]

are you only depending on the kindness of friends?


why yes, it's brand new!

[Anna]

That new?

Just a touch.

[OneDolphin]

How much water did you want with that scotch??



Maybe tomorrow

[lostsadie]

So when will you be having that leg removed?

It looks better on my sister...but I had to have something!

[OneDolphin]

What did Grandpa do with Granma's old Easter Bonnet???


I missed the sign

[mugen]

Weren't we going to Asia?

[mugen]

It's a device designed to annoy hobbits.

[Veruki]

Is that some kind of fruit jam squirter?

No silly, of course it's a mammal!

[trisherina]

Does your dog <s>bite</s> lay eggs?

That is not my dog.

[craig johnston]

what did your shrink tell you to repeat to yourself
every time you meet your boss?


covered in lashings of marmite.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How do you think you will be remembered, cj?


No, there's a old green umbrella under the stairs.

[craig johnston]

do you use condoms?


a sparkling vision of loveliness.

[Brynn]

What did your teacher call you in fifth grade?

It just needs one more leg, that's all.

[Anna]

do you have everything for the three-legged race?

it'll clear that thing right up!

[harrier]

What would free kittens do for the iraq war?

Its about 72 with a banana.

[craig johnston]

how many phallic objects can you see right now?


contort yourself!

[Bman]

How could I possibly hide in this box of poptarts?

In my morning smoothie

[Veruki]

Where did those painkillers I left on the counter go?

it's four inches to the left.