comunal haikus

[zefrank]

this, the smell of fall

[lapietra]

this, the smell of fall
cool winey scent of woodsmoke

[Klynne]

this, the smell of fall
My most favorite time of all
(damn rhyming haiku)

[Klynne]

this, the smell of fall
cool winey scent of woodsmoke
Beer fresh from the keg

[dalang]

nativity out

[malina]

nativity out
donkeys doin' the mambo

[maychorian]

nativity out
donkeys doin' the mambo
stars shine very bright

[Klynne]

No one to play with

[Hyakujo's Fox]

No one to play with
what good is a ludo board?

[funkytuba]

No one to play with
what good is a ludo board?
solitaire's too dull

[Klynne]

Laptop warm on lap

[Coffee]

Laptop warm on lap
E friends reply to my posts

[funkytuba]

Laptop warm on lap
E friends reply to my posts
irrational, yes

[Hyakujo's Fox]

beware of discharge

[Klynne]

beware of discharge
especially if its green

[funkytuba]

beware of discharge
especially if its green
ook... verdant applause

[maychorian]

i love my fingers

[agentsmith]

i love my fingers
it's fun to carress lizards

[Klynne]

i love my fingers
it's fun to carress lizards
They don't give you warts

[maychorian]

i don't like sushi

[Klynne]

i don't like sushi
raw fish, squishy, icky, yuck

[jaymirror]

i don't like sushi
raw fish, squishy, icky, yuck
i prefer carrots



hehe sorry guys

[Hyakujo's Fox]

six or more brown eggs

[maychorian]

six or more brown eggs
need for heavy-duty pie

[Coffee]

six or more brown eggs
need for heavy-duty pie
crust must be massive

[Klynne]

Cat stares at laptop

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Cat stares at laptop
but sadly, there is no mouse

[ambo]

Cat stares at laptop
but sadly, there is no mouse
Pounces on keyboard

[maychorian]

Viggo Mortensen

[Klynne]

Viggo Mortensen
Search google, I don't know him

[RuneT]

Viggo Mortensen
Search google, I don't know him
duh he's norwegian

[Klynne]

norwegian men good?

[Coffee]

norwegian men good?
Or mearly a nordic myth?

[maychorian]

norwegian men good?
Or mearly a nordic myth?
I have no answer

[agentsmith]

i ate a pickle

[maychorian]

i ate a pickle
with a great load of mayo

[Coffee]

i ate a pickle
with a great load of mayo
Cum on a green dick.

[funkytuba]

friendly cucumber

[zefrank]

friendly cucumber
coffee sees you as phallic

[Klynne]

friendly cucumber
coffee sees you as phallic
deep seated issues

[Coffee]

Ze called me dick head

[Klynne]

Ze called me dick head
What a great honor it is

[Coffee]

Ze called me dick head
What a great honor it is
I am so humbled

[lapietra]

Bleary-eyed, smiling

[funkytuba]

Bleary-eyed, smiling
tequila made her friendly

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Bleary-eyed, smiling
tequila made her friendly
but beer made her mine

[funkytuba]

coffee woke me up

[jaymirror]

coffee woke me up
but in fact i'd better sleep

[Klynne]

Bleary-eyed, smiling
tequila made her friendly
Vomit in my lap

[dalang]

coffee woke me up
but in fact i'd better sleep
too much taco bell

[lapietra]

well, that was random

[funkytuba]

well, that was random
although oddly connected

[funkytuba]

well, that was random
although oddly connected
haiku are like that

[RevEf]

Pull down your longjohns!

[lapietra]

Pull down your longjohns!
Twenty smacks for double post

[Coffee]

Pull down your longjohns!
Twenty smacks for double post
Comunal-haikus!

[dalang]

run to the border

[masterofNone]

run to the border
grab your bags and your passport

[Klynne]

run to the border
grab your bags and your passport
Margaritas good

[Hyakujo's Fox]

like a hungry cat

[lapietra]

like a hungry cat
you lap up my creamy words

[zefrank]

like a hungry cat
you lap up my creamy words
but don't understand.

secondary (and crap in some sand)

[lapietra]

is it clumping sand?

[dalang]

is it clumping sand?
like fat piggies in the snow?

[Klynne]

[
is it clumping sand?
like fat piggies in the snow?
What does it all mean?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Darkened cinema

[dalang]

Darkened cinema
turn around, watch the faces

[masterofNone]

Darkened cinema
turn around, watch the faces
dodge flying milk duds

[Klynne]

You are not the boss

[lapietra]

You are not the boss
in fact, nobody here is

[Klynne]

You are not the boss
in fact, nobody here is
It is time for a group hug

[funkytuba]

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=106208#post106208

[Hyakujo's Fox]

some sweet confusion

[masterofNone]

some sweet confusion
is it shite or chocolate?

[dalang]

some sweet confusion
is it shite or chocolate?
eat it anyway

[RevEf]

Pitiful mortals!

[Klynne]

Pitiful mortals!
I shall out live all of you

[dalang]

Pitiful mortals!
I shall out live all of you
cosmic nano-nuts

[Klynne]

Cosmic nano nuts

[masterofNone]

Cosmic nano nuts
universal cheerios

[RevEf]

Cosmic nano nuts
universal cheerios
Galactus knows joy

[dalang]

you are all aces

[lapietra]

you are all aces
I wish you riches in spades

[masterofNone]

you are all aces
I wish you riches in spades
wealth in your hearts too

[Klynne]

Cereal box yields

[funkytuba]

Cereal box yields
five thousand ten cheerios

[RevEf]

Cereal box yields
five thousand ten cheerios
I have OCD

[ambo]

Many moons ago

[Klynne]

Many moons ago
In a land far, far, away

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Many moons ago
In a land far, far, away
I left to come here

[Klynne]

Many moons ago
In a land far, far, away
I left to come here

To the land of Ze

[zefrank]

To the Land of Ze
one must not bring any pens

[ambo]

To the Land of Ze
one must not bring any pens
Pencils are okay

[Coffee]

To the Land of Ze
one must not bring any pens
write with fingers please

arggg...ambo beat me...but I can't delete this??? sup?

[funkytuba]

OK to end twice

[RevEf]

OK to end twice
You ignore the other posts

[funkytuba]

OK to end twice
You ignore the other posts
just say what you feel

[RevEf]

OK to end twice
You ignore the other posts
speak freely like this

[Hyakujo's Fox]

OK to end twice
You ignore the other posts
just don't end it thrice

[masterofNone]

words fly like sponge cake

[dalang]

words fly like sponge cake
sweet lightness of vanilla

[lapietra]

words fly like sponge cake
sweet lightness of vanilla
melting on the ear

[dalang]

sprained wrist, typing hurts

[Coffee]

sprained wrist, typing hurts
tiping wit nose cawses errr.

[masterofNone]

sprained wrist, typing hurts
tiping wit nose cawses errr.
dib polrit sed freck ghejin

[zefrank]

hardly a good day

[ambo]

hardly a good day
sneezed four times already

[zefrank]

hardly a good day
sneezed four times already
ahhhhhh - chooooo...make it five

[funkytuba]

expired bank card

[Coffee]

expired bank card
cash must get me through the day

[funkytuba]

expired bank card
cash must get me through the day
credit to fiat

[zefrank]

summa them gotta

[Coffee]

summa them gotta
summa them wisha they had

[funkytuba]

summa them gotta
summa them wisha they had
summa us diddent

[surflugen]

three weeks off from work

[dalang]

three weeks off from work
when every day is Sunday

[surflugen]

three weeks off from work
when every day is Sunday
Monday really sucks

[lapietra]

Please don't scratch my hand

[RevEf]

Please don't scratch my hand
It will only make it worse

[masterofNone]

Please don't scratch my hand
It will only make it worse
I need time to heal

[dalang]

non-stop talking is

[masterofNone]

non-stop talking is
sometimes a prelude to sex

[dalang]

non-stop talking is
sometimes a prelude to sex
wiggle tongue elsewhere

[funkytuba]

new year approaches

[Hyakujo's Fox]

new year approaches
and what is that in its hand?

[lapietra]

new year approaches
and what is that in its hand?
possibility

alt. version

new year approaches
and what is that in its hand?
a big wad of CASH

[masterofNone]

cold red wine headache

[zefrank]

cold red wine headache
a phone number on my hand

[masterofNone]

cold red wine headache
a phone number on my hand
the new year begins

[lapietra]

lazy rainy day

[rapscalious rob]

lazy rainy day
tears down the blanket of smog

[dalang]

lazy rainy day
tears down the blanket of smog
sweet, clear breath of sky

[Hyakujo's Fox]

after careful thought

[Coffee]

after careful thought
think, quick and Random funner

[moel]

after careful thought
think, quick and Random funner
a como say what

[funkytuba]

contacts are out now

[lapietra]

contacts are out now
teeth brushed and flossed, nightshirt on

[chuckie egg]

contacts are out now
teeth brushed and flossed, nightshirt on
better take shoes off

[Coffee]

New food contest nears

[ambo]

New food contest nears
Get out 'yer mayo and beets

[dinzdale]

New food contest nears
Get out 'yer mayo and beets
Tofu underwear

[dalang]

Use as directed

[RevEf]

Use as directed
No contact with eyes or mouth

[masterofNone]

Use as directed
No contact with eyes or mouth
rinse, lather, repeat

[Coffee]

Green hills from rain fell

[lapietra]

Green hills from rain fell
Soon into riotous bloom

[chuckie egg]

Green hills from rain fell
Soon into riotous bloom
"Where did the path go?!"

[chuckie egg]

Green hills from rain fell
Soon into riotous bloom
"Where did the path go?!"

[Magpie]

No skin to be felt

[dinzdale]

No skin to be felt
Only a marshmallow fluff

[lapietra]

No skin to be felt
Only a marshmallow fluff
vanilla-scented

[dalang]

Five Civilized Nations

[masterofNone]

Five Civilized Nations
are allowed to have the bomb

[funkytuba]

Five Civilized Nations
are allowed to have the bomb
oops! now it's six. darn!

[surflugen]

rented Office Space

[zefrank]

rented Office Space
used it to prop up my desk

[masterofNone]

rented Office Space
used it to prop up my desk
where is my stapler?

[chuckie egg]

Tonight, is pub night

[zefrank]

Tonight, is pub night
so was yesterday, i think...

[dinzdale]

Tonight, is pub night
so was yesterday, i think...
where is my stapler?

[Coffee]

The tree fell, alone.

[funkytuba]

The tree fell, alone
abandoned by its huggers

[chuckie egg]

The tree fell, alone
abandoned by its huggers
Where is my stapler! :p

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Here is my stapler

[masterofNone]

Here is my stapler
why was it in your drawer?

[funkytuba]

Here is my stapler
why was it in your drawers?
you kinky monkey

[dalang]

playing make-believe

[RevEf]

playing make-believe
with a sexy co-worker

[Hyakujo's Fox]

playing make-believe
with a sexy co-worker
our staplers kissing

[masterofNone]

my stapler's for sale

[ambo]

my stapler's for sale
it's a swingline, it's spiffy

[lapietra]

my stapler's for sale
it's a swingline, it's spiffy
and fire engine red

[chuckie egg]

my webcam is new

[Coffee]

my webcam is new
paranoid, it points at wall

[ambo]

my webcam is new
paranoid, it points at wall
shadow puppet time

[funkytuba]

my webcam is new
paranoid, it points at wall
shadow puppet time

poor scorned stapler plots

[zefrank]

busting at the seams

[funkytuba]

my webcam is new
paranoid, it points at wall
shadow puppet time

poor scorned stapler plots
webcam receives high voltage
busting at the seams

[chuckie egg]

Funkiest tuba

[masterofNone]

Funkiest tuba
plays a happy birthday tune

[dinzdale]

Funkiest tuba
plays a happy birthday tune
using his arsehole

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Funkiest tuba
plays a happy birthday tune
using his arsehole
:confused: :eek: :D

[RevEf]

Ummm... stapler stapler.

(btw, I'm going with previous precedent, but I usually put 3 syllables in stapler. am I weird?)

[lapietra]

Ummm... stapler stapler.
You are most red and shiny

[RevEf]

Ummm... stapler stapler.
You are most red and shiny
running gag runs dry

[RevEf]

a flurry of posts

[lapietra]

a flurry of posts
furry posters fly by soft

[RevEf]

a flurry of posts
furry posters fly by soft
and bizarre phrases

[lapietra]

tiny leaf fairy

[RevEf]

tiny leaf fairy
niece of a shy mole

[rapscalious rob]

tiny leaf fairy
niece of a shy mole
cousin of a leaf

[Hyakujo's Fox]

to the distant hills

[AllegroNg]

to the distant hills
petty things mean even less

[RevEf]

to the distant hills
petty things mean even less
than the light spring breeze

[zefrank]

damn this light spring breeze

[chuckie egg]

damn this light spring breeze
it isn't even spring yet

[chuckie egg]

damn this light spring breeze
it isn't even spring yet

[jaymirror]

damn this light spring breeze
it isn't even spring yet
ice would be better

[funkytuba]

left eyebrow twitching

[chuckie egg]

left eyebrow twitching
am yes insane going I

[RevEf]

left eyebrow twitching
am yes insane going I
We all say "Huggbees!"

[dalang]

cracking good "Huggbees!"

[jaymirror]

cracking good "Huggbees!"
best if helped by old red wine

[RevEf]

cracking good "Huggbees!"
best if helped by old red wine
and some brand-new friends

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Queen Victoria

[chuckie egg]

Queen Victoria
Had a face like a slapped arse

[funkytuba]

Queen Victoria
Had a face like a slapped arse
Dinz would still do her

[RevEf]

Yes, in a heartbeat

[Klynne]

Yes, in a heartbeat
Well, that is just our dear Dinz

[chuckie egg]

Yes, in a heartbeat
Well, that is just our dear Dinz
Oh, how we tease him

[dalang]

Sure. No problem, pal

[masterofNone]

Sure. No problem, pal
go ahead and cut me off!

[lapietra]

Sure. No problem, pal
go ahead and cut me off!
brights in your rear view

[Klynne]

Movies from eighties

[ambo]

Movies from eighties
Yes, I remember them well

[lapietra]

Movies from eighties
Yes, I remember them well
Boy, girl, car, hair, coke

[Klynne]

Angry ugly scar

[funkytuba]

Angry ugly scar
from left eyebrow to right cheek

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Angry ugly scar
from left eyebrow to right cheek
freak stapler mishap

[helenly]

blue pooperscooper

[chuckie egg]

blue pooperscooper
clearly unused, shines brightly

[RevEf]

blue pooperscooper
clearly unused, shines brightly
beacon in the night

[chuckie egg]

I think I might smell

[RevEf]

I think I might smell
the scent of cherry blossoms

[chuckie egg]

I think I might smell
the scent of cherry blossoms
no consolation

[RevEf]

My back really hurts

[chuckie egg]

My back really hurts
need a sensual massage

[RevEf]

My back really hurts
need a sensual massage
Odd... now my FRONT hurts

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Every morning

[lapietra]

Every morning
I check to see if it's there

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Every morning
I check to see if it's there
Then I remember

[chuckie egg]

Paranoid li'l egg

[RevEf]

Paranoid li'l egg
knows they are always watching

[chuckie egg]

Paranoid li'l egg
knows they are always watching
And thus, stays hidden

[dalang]

bread and circuses

[chuckie egg]

bread and circuses
brings to mind, Krusty the clown

[dalang]

bread and circuses
brings to mind, Krusty the clown
send in the challah

[Klynne]

Stinging whipping winds

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Stinging whipping winds
find their way through my jacket

[RuneT]

Stinging whipping winds
find their way through my jacket
stiff nipples again

[chuckie egg]

(LOL rune!)

The heater fan sounds

[Klynne]

The heater fan sounds
Am I being sent to hell?

[masterofNone]

The heater fan sounds
Am I being sent to hell?
yep! son of a bitch!

[Klynne]

Hell is really hot

[ambo]

Hell is really hot
And not a smoothie in sight

[masterofNone]

Hell is really hot
And not a smoothie in sight
isn't that bob hope?

[ambo]

Twisted perception

[masterofNone]

Twisted perception
is all i have to offer

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Twisted perception
is all i have to offer
truth is for suckers

[chuckie egg]

Unbelievable