comunal haikus

[Klynne]

Unbelievable
You must take me for a fool

[AllegroNg]

Unbelievable
You must take me for a fool
Bennifer's over?!

[masterofNone]

melting snow on tile

[Hyakujo's Fox]

melting snow on tile
the water drops swell and fall

[Klynne]

melting snow on tile
the water drops swell and fall
from my snowy hair

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Barking at strangers

[lapietra]

Barking at strangers
always makes me feel better

[chuckie egg]

Barking at strangers
always makes me feel better
after a hard day

[RevEf]

Give me a dollar!

[zefrank]

Give me a dollar!
You white-bread preppy ass wipe!

[masterofNone]

Give me a dollar!
You white-bread preppy ass wipe!
whatchoo lookin at?

[ambo]

Thinking is too hard

[masterofNone]

Thinking is too hard
feeling is so much softer

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Thinking is too hard
feeling is so much softer
doing is juuuuuuust right

[Klynne]

I am waiting for

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I am waiting for
poetic inspiration

[masterofNone]

I am waiting for
poetic inspiration
ahhh. here it comes now.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the age of disco

[masterofNone]

the age of disco
platform shoes and leisure suits

[ambo]

the age of disco
platform shoes and leisure suits
and John Travolta

[funkytuba]

empty ice cream bowl

[chuckie egg]

empty ice cream bowl
slight feeling of nauseousness

[Fulgurite]

empty ice cream bowl
slight feeling of nauseousness
have to lick the spoon

[lapietra]

morning rush over

[funkytuba]

morning rush over
a moment to pause, reflect

[dalang]

morning rush over
a moment to pause, reflect
did I brush my teeth?

[Fulgurite]

five inches of snow

[Blackcrown]

five inches of snow
just a little more no school

[Hyakujo's Fox]

five inches of snow
just a little more no school
what time's Oprah on?

[Fulgurite]

my favourite pen

[Haute]

my favourite pen
lost somewhere out in Brooklyn

[Hyakujo's Fox]

my favourite pen
lost somewhere out in Brooklyn
now writes for strangers

[Coffee]

Your lips, like red wine

[beckstra]

Your lips, like red wine
pour over a fine broth base

[Blackcrown]

Your lips, like red wine
pour over a fine broth base
I am drunk on you women

[lapietra]

five, seven, and five

[funkytuba]

five, seven, and five
a gentle form reminder

[masterofNone]

five, seven, and five
a gentle form reminder
can you count that high?

[Fulgurite]

:(

counting's not my strength

[Coffee]

counting's not my strength
but you got it right this time

[Hyakujo's Fox]

counting's not my strength
but you got it right this time
you feel lucky, punk?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

in front of the fire

[rapscalious rob]

in front of the fire
Smokey Bear looked unhappy

[Deviate]

in front of the fire
Smokey Bear looked unhappy
without his Pall Malls

[rapscalious rob]

barrel of monkeys

[straymonk]

barrel of monkeys
moonlit hints of flying fur

[chuckie egg]

barrel of monkeys
moonlit hints of flying fur
oh no, not again

[masterofNone]

just a pillow fight

[chuckie egg]

just a pillow fight
who will clean up the feathers?

[funkytuba]

just a pillow fight
who will clean up the feathers?
our good friend Hoover

[dalang]

bouncing off the walls

[masterofNone]

bouncing off the walls
our little cave is too small

[Fulgurite]

bouncing off the walls
our little cave is too small
to enjoy handball

[Hyakujo's Fox]

in total darkness

[masterofNone]

in total darkness,
mind reeling from too much wine,

[straymonk]

in total darkness,
mind reeling from too much wine,
the wall says hello

[funkytuba]

investigation

[MaMiQtee5584]

investigation
the Super Bowl halftime show

[chuckie egg]

investigation
the Super Bowl halftime show
acting like a tit

[zefrank]

a Jackson nipple

[Aphrodite]

a Jackson nipple
three boobs out on stage

[Magpie]

wardrobe malfunction


sorry, had to :rolleyes:

[dalang]

contraversey came

[zefrank]

contraversey came
its shape: a small brown circle

[RevEf]

contraversey came
its shape: a small brown circle
who sat here naked?

[maychorian]

outrage, no limit

[Coffee]

outrage, no limit
The duck babbled out his vent

[Klynne]

outrage, no limit
The duck babbled out his vent
Must become a swan

[straymonk]

holding your breath helps

[masterofNone]

holding your breath helps
diving deeply for rare pearls

[Hyakujo's Fox]

holding your breath helps
diving deeply for rare pearls
and avoiding smells

[chuckie egg]

the day started bad

[AllegroNg]

the day started bad
then Ng gave you choc-late<3

[masterofNone]

the day started bad
then Ng gave you choc-late<3
suddenly sunshine.

[maychorian]

Heavy-tummed Buddha

[Fulgurite]

Heavy-tummed Buddha
orders another Big Mac

[straymonk]

Heavy-tummed Buddha
orders another Big Mac
and a Diet Coke

[lapietra]

he hasn't come home

[Hyakujo's Fox]

he hasn't come home
with time the house grows colder

[malina]

he hasn't come home
with time the house grows colder
time to light a fire

[masterofNone]

frost slowly obscures

[AllegroNg]

frost slowly obscures
upon my frozen windshield!:eek:

[dalang]

frost slowly obscures
upon my frozen windshield!
credit card handy?

[chuckie egg]

completeness is mine!

[RevEf]

completeness is mine!
now my mortal struggle ends

[masterofNone]

completeness is mine!
now my mortal struggle ends
lay me down to sleep

[Fulgurite]

rain on my cel phone

[Hyakujo's Fox]

rain on my cel phone
but sunshine on my i-pod

[dalang]

rain on my cel phone
but sunshine on my i-pod
surfing microwaves

[Hyakujo's Fox]

watching the lightning

[maychorian]

watching the lightning
spark excitement in the sky

[Klynne]

watching the lightning
spark excitement in the sky
will I lose power?

[straymonk]

computer virus

[chuckie egg]

computer virus
it'll be fine if I hug

[masterofNone]

computer virus
it'll be fine if I hug
my optical mouse

[dalang]

shiver me timbers

[dinzdale]

shiver me timbers
and keel haul the scurvy dog

[lapietra]

shiver me timbers
and keel haul the scurvy dog
make him walk the plank

[Hyakujo's Fox]

two thousand and four

[Coffee]

two thousand and four
hope it will be a great year

[zefrank]

two thousand and four
hope it will be a great year
anyone but Bush

[maychorian]

a hope unlooked-for

[Hyakujo's Fox]

a hope unlooked-for
never knowing what I missed

[ambo]

a hope unlooked-for
never knowing what I missed
found a smile instead

[straymonk]

I can't count to five

[Smartypants]

I can't count to five
And seven's even harder

[masterofNone]

I can't count to five
And seven's even harder
where is my slide rule?

[zefrank]

i post a reply

[lapietra]

i post a reply
where? I haven't seen it yet

[Smartypants]

i post a reply
where? I haven't seen it yet
it was deleted

[straymonk]

six more weeks of cold

[Smartypants]

six more weeks of cold
Pawnatuxey Phil, you rat

[Deviate]

six more weeks of cold
Pawnatuxey Phil, you rat
weatherman my ass

[Coffee]

caffeine gets me up

[funkytuba]

caffeine gets me up
THC gets me higher

[Smartypants]

caffeine gets me up
THC gets me higher
but oh! that cocaine!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

bottle is empty

[chuckie egg]

bottle is empty
goes hand in hand with my heart

[Smartypants]

bottle is empty
goes hand in hand with my heart
yessss! recyclable

[funkytuba]

co-worker smiles wide

[Klynne]

co-worker smiles wide
See the knife behind her back

[nycwriters]

co-worker smiles wide
See the knife behind her back
Surprise! Birthday cake!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

twenty-one today!

[straymonk]

twenty-one today!
Will now use my real I.D.

[RevEf]

twenty-one today!
Will now use my real I.D.
It's a dry county??

[nycwriters]

In the lost and found

[RevEf]

In the lost and found
I discovered something that

[funkytuba]

In the lost and found
I discovered something that
wasn't missing yet

[ambo]

Weepy-eyed, she stared

[funkytuba]

Weepy-eyed, she stared
hot tears cooled cheeks as they fell

[ambo]

Weepy-eyed, she stared
hot tears cooled cheeks as they fell
on the last donut

[straymonk]

Martian sunrises




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BTW, nyc, rev, & tuba - love this:

In the lost and found
I discovered something that
wasn't missing yet

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Martian sunrises
black sky turns to butterscotch

[chuckie egg]

Martian sunrises
black sky turns to butterscotch
eyes water again

[funkytuba]

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[funkytuba]

Late for work again

[Smartypants]

Late for work again
Bald lie: "Dentist appointment."

[maychorian]

Late for work again
Bald lie: "Dentist appointment."
don't show them your teeth

[RevEf]

irregular light

[straymonk]

irregular light
strobes 'cross broken retinas

[RevEf]

irregular light
strobes 'cross broken retinas
get that truck's license!

[daverbee]

Quick set drywall mud

[RevEf]

Quick set drywall mud
my pants are full of the stuff

[Smartypants]

Quick set drywall mud
my pants are full of the stuff
Renovations, feh!

[maychorian]

just four hours of sleep

[straymonk]

just four hours of sleep
three shots of strong espresso

[Coffee]

just four hours of sleep
three shots of strong espresso
Perchance to dream cream.

[straymonk]

Friends and enemies

[maychorian]

Friends and enemies
a good dog, and a big truck

[Klynne]

Friends and enemies
a good dog, and a big truck
Where is my shot gun?

[funkytuba]

irregular light
strobes 'cross broken retinas
uncomfy cop car

[ambo]

oh where is my egg ?

[Smartypants]

oh where is my egg ?
it is right here you dumb cluck

[rapscalious rob]

oh where is my egg ?
it is right here you dumb cluck
right here in my fridge

[straymonk]

squeeky door opens

[chuckie egg]

squeeky door opens
"Help me! I'm freezing in here!?"

[daverbee]

squeeky door opens
"Help me! I'm freezing in here!?"
Tater Tots are wimps!

[chuckie egg]

you're missing the point

[daverbee]

you're missing the point
which shouldn't be surprising

[maychorian]

you're missing the point
which shouldn't be surprising
sharp as a marble

[Hyakujo's Fox]

sandpaper kisses

[maychorian]

sandpaper kisses
affectionate kitten tongue

[AllegroNg]

sandpaper kisses
affectionate kitten tongue
trying to clean me

[daverbee]

Puppies chasing me

[Smartypants]

Puppies chasing me
Lhasa Apsos wee yappers

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Puppies chasing me
Lhasa Apsos wee yappers
have the scent of meat

[lapietra]

egg salad is good

[ambo]

egg salad is good
it's best on pumpernickel

[Smartypants]

egg salad is good
it's best on pumpernickel
with maybe a schmear

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Frankenstein's monster

[daverbee]

Frankenstein's monster
No, it's only Dick Cheney

[chuckie egg]

Frankenstein's monster
No, it's only Dick Cheney
Its alive! Alive!!

[daverbee]

Rosebush is dormant

[maychorian]

Rosebush is dormant
flowers sleep beneath the snow

[daverbee]

Rosebush is dormant
flowers sleep beneath the snow
dreaming of the sun.

[Klynne]

I do not listen

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I do not listen
Only sit and watch you speak

[chuckie egg]

I do not listen
Only sit and watch you speak
thats enough for me

[daverbee]

Floral wallpaper

[chuckie egg]

Floral wallpaper
projectile vomit likely

[daverbee]

Floral wallpaper
projectile vomit likely
where is the bathroom?

[maychorian]

It's Valentine's Day

[daverbee]

It's Valentine's Day
Unavoidable romance

[dalang]

It's Valentine's Day
Unavoidable romance
permeates Hallmark

[dalang]

singin' red rose blues

[masterofNone]

singin' red rose blues
everyone has their thorns

[Klynne]

singin' red rose blues
everyone has their thorns
some are not worth it

[Hyakujo's Fox]

As red as my blood

[RevEf]

As red as my blood
and as black as my desire

[Smartypants]

As red as my blood
and as black as my desire
This make me look fat?

[chuckie egg]

tears on my shoulder

[Coffee]

tears on my shoulder
patches on my old blue jeans

[Aphrodite]

tears on my shoulder
patches on my old blue jeans
hobo clown on train

[Klynne]

It is my bed time

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It is my bed time
but first, finish this haiku

[Coffee]

It is my bed time
but first, finish this haiku
Sweet Dreams, Go to bed.

[daverbee]

Rain in Savannah

[Klynne]

Rain in Savannah
Snow and cold in Grand Rapids

[Smartypants]

Rain in Savannah
Snow and cold in Grand Rapids
It's peachy somewhere

[ambo]

Used my Crest White Strips

[Coffee]

Used my Crest White Strips
Coffee stains fading to pearl

[daverbee]

Used my Crest White Strips
Coffee stains fading to pearl
These things really work!

[chuckie egg]

your arm around me

[daverbee]

your arm around me
painful headlock you've applied!

[chuckie egg]

your arm around me
painful headlock you've applied!
its wrong to like it

[daverbee]

Canal full of fish

[chuckie egg]

Canal full of fish
swimming the wrong direction

[maychorian]

Canal full of fish
swimming the wrong direction
I am one of them

[Hyakujo's Fox]

that nagging feeling

[ambo]

that nagging feeling
like i left water running

[RevEf]

that nagging feeling
like i left water running
down my right pants leg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

swimming too far out

[daverbee]

swimming too far out
rip current is pretty strong

[chuckie egg]

swimming too far out
rip current is pretty strong
waiting for that wave

[AllegroNg]

If playing is wrong

[chuckie egg]

If playing is wrong
I'll gladly eat both your socks

[daverbee]

If playing is wrong
I'll gladly eat both your socks
If right, only one

[chuckie egg]

my daily contact

[zefrank]

my daily contact
has suddenly dissapeared

[Smartypants]

my daily contact
has suddenly disappeared
on all fours I search

[maychorian]

I know more than you

[RevEf]

I know more than you
don't try to contradict me

[daverbee]

I know more than you
don't try to contradict me
that only proves it

[funkytuba]

what good is a pen?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

what good is a pen?
when your looks are beyond words?

[chuckie egg]

what good is a pen?
when your looks are beyond words?
hand me a paintbrush

[daverbee]

Where is Carolyn?

[chuckie egg]

Where is Carolyn?
She can't be too far away

[AllegroNg]

Where is Carolyn?
She can't be too far away
I ate her. Nummers!

[maychorian]

stop that gibberish

[daverbee]

stop that gibberish
blabbering like a nimwit

[chuckie egg]

stop that gibberish
blabbering like a nimwit
embarrassing us

[maychorian]

Never make up words

[Coffee]

Never make up words
It straf dellats when you do.

[daverbee]

Never make up words
It straf dellats when you do.
Lay off the socat!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I got a good start

[funkytuba]

I got a good start
despite stumbling at the blocks

[maychorian]

I got a good start
despite stumbling at the blocks
winner by a ?

[dalang]

hibernation is

[masterofNone]

hibernation is
an abominable bore

[chuckie egg]

hibernation is
an abominable bore
unless overtired

[daverbee]

Getting back to work

[chuckie egg]

Getting back to work
After a lunchtime of fun

[maychorian]

Getting back to work
After a lunchtime of fun
It's so depressing

[daverbee]

Hearts beating faster

[dalang]

Hearts beating faster
my straight beats your pair, buster

[masterofNone]

Hearts beating faster
my straight beats your pair, buster
that's it I'm all in

[Klynne]

Your butt isn't fat

[Smartypants]

Your butt isn't fat
Anyone who says it is

[funkytuba]

Your butt isn't fat
Anyone who says it is
ain't worthy of it