comunal haikus

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'm watching the clock

[daverbee]

I'm watching the clock
It looks like it's staring back!

[chuckie egg]

I'm watching the clock
It looks like it's staring back!
laughing in my face

[daverbee]

Rattlesnakes dreaming

[Smartypants]

Rattlesnakes dreaming
of fat mice and no cowboys

[dalang]

Rattlesnakes dreaming
of fat mice and no cowboys
a venom flashback

[Klynne]

My jeans are drying

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My jeans are drying
My shame still hot and steamy

[Klynne]

My jeans are drying
My shame still hot and steamy
so, what is your name?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I set out one day

[daverbee]

I set out one day
on a quest for Key Lime Pie

[ambo]

I set out one day
on a quest for Key Lime Pie
Pucker up, sweetie !

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I don't like mondays

[daverbee]

I don't like Monday's
and Tuesdays are just as bad

[Smartypants]

I don't like Mondays
and Tuesdays are just as bad
nothing on TV

[Deviate]

look at all the pants

[catbelly]

look at all the pants
I can't calm down, holy fark

[chuckie egg]

look at all the pants
I can't calm down, holy fark
someone restrain me

[daverbee]

Another blood test

[chuckie egg]

Another blood test
dehydration setting in

[daverbee]

Another blood test
dehydration setting in
gotta get some tea.

[chuckie egg]

face pressed against neck

[daverbee]

face pressed against neck
fangs probing for artery

[Coffee]

face pressed against neck
fangs probing for artery
Spiders making out

[maychorian]

you scabrous bilge rat

[daverbee]

you scabrous bilge rat
how dare ye scuttle the ship

[Klynne]

you scabrous bilge rat
how dare ye scuttle the ship
carrier of plague

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the wine here is good

[daverbee]

the wine here is good
especially the merlot

[chuckie egg]

the wine here is good
especially the merlot
delightful black teeth

[daverbee]

caffeine poetry

[maychorian]

caffeine poetry
fingers snapping in applause

[Hyakujo's Fox]

caffeine poetry
jittery but liter'ry

[daverbee]

caffeine poetry
fingers snapping in applause
that cat's crazy, man!

caffeine poetry
jittery but liter'ry
double latte prose!

[chuckie egg]

I don't understand

[daverbee]

I don't understand
Is this one of those Zen things?

[dalang]

I don't understand
Is this one of those Zen things?
winning vaccum sucks

[daverbee]

Cold wind cuts through me

[Hyakujo's Fox]

apologies to maychorian for the double up! - thanks to daverbee for saving the day!

Cold wind cuts through me
And I cut through the cold wind

[rapscalious rob]

Cold wind cuts through me
And I cut through the cold wind
or the cheese, at least

[ambo]

Say, got a minute ?

[rapscalious rob]

Say, got a minute ?
Yes, sixty seconds ago.

[Smartypants]

ay, got a minute ?
Yes, sixty seconds ago.
You snooze you lose, dude.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the candle flickers

[chuckie egg]

the candle flickers
as your eyes twinkle with mine

[dinzdale]

the candle flickers
as your eyes twinkle with mine
We both must be drunk

[RuneT]

she said, get a room

[daverbee]

she said, get a room
the sign said No Vacancy

[chuckie egg]

she said, get a room
the sign said No Vacancy
here will have to do

[catbelly]

gum stuck on my shoe

[rapscalious rob]

gum stuck on my shoe
now I tread more stickily

[daverbee]

gum stuck on my shoe
now I tread more stickily
shoe and road are One

[Klynne]

Here we are again

[catbelly]

here we are again
Final Net and F.M.P's

[Klynne]

here we are again
Final Net and F.M.P's
and blue eye shadow

[nycwriters]

candidly spoken

[catbelly]

candidly spoken
constructive criticism

[nycwriters]

candidly spoken
constructive criticism
eyes opened wider

[catbelly]

fizzy pink soda

[Klynne]

candidly spoken
constructive criticism
eyes opened wider

Is it really true?

[Klynne]

fizzy pink soda
Oh, how it warms my stomache

[laughingbuddha]

fizzy pink soda
Oh, how it warms my stomache
And makes me wanna burp

[chuckie egg]

suspicious eyes watch

[RuneT]

suspicious eyes watch
what is Perky doing now?

[chuckie egg]

suspicious eyes watch
what is Perky doing now?
alarmingly quiet

[RuneT]

hey! 6 syllables!

[chuckie egg]

hey! 6 syllables!
oh pants, pants, pants, and more pants!

[RuneT]

hey! 6 syllables!
oh pants, pants, pants, and more pants!
nekkid in laundry

[chuckie egg]

slap me with a fish?

[RuneT]

slap me with a fish?
my sex life is taking off!

[chuckie egg]

slap me with a fish?
my sex life is taking off!
herring is the best

[RuneT]

waiting for some smut

[chuckie egg]

waiting for some smut
that involves herring, hopeless

[RuneT]

waiting for some smut
that involves herring, hopeless
doctor, I need help

[chuckie egg]

slimy but smooth skin

[RuneT]

slimy but smooth skin
oh gee, that's not a herring

[chuckie egg]

slimy but smooth skin
oh gee, that's not a herring
tis a mere kipper

[RuneT]

Now, don't mention it

[chuckie egg]

Now, don't mention it
I'm already thinking "it"

[RuneT]

Now, don't mention it
I'm already thinking "it"
your thought's are smelly

[chuckie egg]

better than dirty

[RuneT]

better than dirty
I'm clean, I always confess

[chuckie egg]

better then dirty
I'm clean, I always confess
my herring fetish

[RuneT]

so what do you think?

[daverbee]

so what do you think?
I think I prefer tuna.

[RuneT]

so what do you think?
I think I prefer tuna.
that is like sooo square

[dalang]

yet, to each his own

[chuckie egg]

yet, to each his own
whether it herring or not

[dalang]

yet, to each his own
whether it herring or not
for the halibut

[daverbee]

Lawn mowing again

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Lawn mowing again
Old Sysiphus had his rock

[Smartypants]

Lawn mowing again
Old Sysiphus had his rock
Well push this, Syssy!

[rapscalious rob]

wish I had a wok

[Hyakujo's Fox]

wish I had a wok
but I have only a pot

[Smartypants]

wish I had a wok
but I have only a pot
shaken, I can't stir

[Coffee]

Dance as though you can

[daverbee]

Dance as though you can
Ignore the jealous staring

[chuckie egg]

Dance as though you can
Ignore the jealous staring
they'll buy you a drink

[RuneT]

oh, but that's bondage

[chuckie egg]

oh, but that's bondage
you'd have to pay me quite well

[RuneT]

oh, but that's bondage
you'd have to pay me quite well
can you afford this?

[Smartypants]

Johnny Red served neat

[maychorian]

Johnny Red served neat
unwilling to continue

[Coffee]

Johnny Red served neat
unwilling to continue
toss in an ice cube

[dinzdale]

Light me another

[maychorian]

Light me another
throw the match at the gas pump

[dinzdale]

Light me another
throw the match at the gas pump
But mind my eyebrows

[rapscalious rob]

annoying gadgets

[Smartypants]

annoying gadgets
like this one see? see? see? see?

[daverbee]

annoying gadgets
like this one see? see? see? see?
Ron Popeil doo-dad

[chuckie egg]

cheese, goes with most things

[RuneT]

cheese, goes with most things
so if you do not like cheese

[born_effigy]

cheese, goes with most things
so if you do not like cheese
eat cabbage instead

[RuneT]

a bucket of guilt

[chuckie egg]

a bucket of guilt
and nothing to pour it in

[chuckie egg]

a bucket of guilt
and nowhere to pour it out

[RuneT]

a bucket of guilt
and nowhere to pour it out
perkina help me!

[chuckie egg]

can't delete my own?

[RuneT]

can't delete my own?
the branch I am sitting on?

[chuckie egg]

can't delete my own?
the branch I am sitting on?
prob'ly a good thing

[born_effigy]

rude, decent, non smoker

[daverbee]

rude, decent, non smoker
seeking polite, lewd smokestack

[dalang]

rude, decent, non smoker
seeking polite, lewd smokestack
for good time: bite me

[Hyakujo's Fox]

to change the future

[chuckie egg]

to change the future
is not an option to me

[daverbee]

to change the future
is not an option to me
live in the present

[chuckie egg]

crazy obsession

[daverbee]

crazy obsession
key lime pie consumes my thoughts

[Smartypants]

crazy obsession
key lime pie consumes my thoughts
salmonella threat

[daverbee]

burritos for lunch

[Smartypants]

burritos for lunch
ay caramba they're spicy

[dinzdale]

burritos for lunch
ay caramba they're spicy
"I'm sorry Bumhole!"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I've done all I can

[Klynne]

I've done all I can
To keep myself from saying

[Coffee]

I've done all I can
To keep myself from saying
embarassing stuff

[Klynne]

Why did I say that?

[rapscalious rob]

Why did I say that?
You ask me? Well, I’ll tell you:

[catbelly]

Why did I say that?
You ask me? Well, I’ll tell you:
Because it felt good

[rapscalious rob]

I’m disorganized

[catbelly]

I'm disorganized
I also procrastinate

[Klynne]

I'm disorganized
I also procrastinate
Boy, I am a mess

[rapscalious rob]

if i had a dime

[Klynne]

if i had a dime
What in the world would I buy?

[ambo]

if i had a dime
What in the world would I buy?
two nickels maybe

[chuckie egg]

chewing on my lip

[daverbee]

chewing on my lip
hungry rat awakens me

[Smartypants]

chewing on my lip
hungry rat awakens me
a rat named Worry

[daverbee]

Visit the Dentist

[dinzdale]

Visit the Dentist
Lie back, open wide and spit

[Coffee]

Visit the Dentist
Lie back, open wide and spit
ewww, right in his face

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Call me anytime

[rapscalious rob]

Call me anytime
I don’t have a telephone

[zefrank]

Call me anytime
I don’t have a telephone
but i will answer.

[Klynne]

Call me anytime
I don’t have a telephone
Do fax me instead

[Klynne]

Ze steps on my toes

[Aphrodite]

Ze steps on my toes
And yet we keep on dancing

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Ze steps on my toes
And yet we keep on dancing
Suffering for Art

[chuckie egg]

my uncle Peter

[daverbee]

my uncle Peter
the one with the weiner dog

[sisy]

my uncle Peter
the one with the weiner dog
knows that size matters

[Coffee]

where the wind blows cool

[catbelly]

where the wind blows cool
against my full-face visor

[Coffee]

where the wind blows cool
against my full-face visor
the warm motor purrs

[Smartypants]

where the wind blows cool
against my full-face visor
insects give their lives

[Coffee]

insects give their lives
attempting to stop traffic

[Hyakujo's Fox]

insects give their lives
attempting to stop traffic
those stupid insects

[nycwriters]

you whisper hello

[Smartypants]

you whisper hello
it's weird you think that's sexy

[daverbee]

you whisper hello
it's weird you think that's sexy
You're a zemonkey!

[chuckie egg]

intense weekend blues

[Deviate]

intense weekend blues
crushed by Monday depression

[chuckie egg]

intense weekend blues
crushed by Monday depression
living for friday

[maychorian]

way too much to do

[daverbee]

way too much to do
too little time to do it

[Klynne]

way too much to do
too little time to do it
Damn this paperwork

[Deviate]

nerves on overload

[ambo]

nerves on overload
ready for my valium

[Hyakujo's Fox]

nerves on overload
ready for my valium
SERENITY NOW!

[Klynne]

Almost out of beer

[Smartypants]

Almost out of beer
You said you would go this time

[daverbee]

Almost out of beer
You said you would go this time
Get some nachos, too!

[chuckie egg]

her eyes stare deeply

[daverbee]

her eyes stare deeply
Searching in my very soul

[chuckie egg]

her eyes stare deeply
Searching in my very soul
she reads me so well

[maychorian]

a big test postponed

[daverbee]

a big test postponed
a respite for the moment

[rapscalious rob]

a big test postponed
a respite for the moment
should I study now?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

intentionally

[chuckie egg]

intentionally
falling over in a crowd

[dinzdale]

intentionally
falling over in a crowd
makes you look stupid

[daverbee]

Accidentally

[dinzdale]

Accidentally
set myself on fire again

[maychorian]

Accidentally
set myself on fire again
A note to self: Don't

[Hyakujo's Fox]

an open fire

[chuckie egg]

an open fire
potato skins blackening

[daverbee]

an open fire
potato skins blackening
Cajun Style French Fries!

[chuckie egg]

nose full of bogies

[daverbee]

nose full of bogies
I godda berry bad code!

[chuckie egg]

nose full of bogies
I godda berry bad code!
hand me a lemsip

[daverbee]

What is a lemsip?

[chuckie egg]

What is a lemsip?
cold remedy, tastes awful

[daverbee]

What is a lemsip?
cold remedy, tastes awful
I'll pass on that, thanks.

[Deviate]

i need a long nap

[catbelly]

i need a long nap
maybe with somebody cute

[Klynne]

i need a long nap
maybe with somebody cute
Maybe I won't sleep;)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

strangely happy me

[daverbee]

strangely happy me
something must be very wrong

[maychorian]

strangely happy me
something must be very wrong
I have six fingers!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

your darkest secret

[Klynne]

your darkest secret
will be revealed by me soon

[daverbee]

your darkest secret
will be revealed by me soon
you still wet your bed!

[chuckie egg]

ants in my office

[daverbee]

ants in my office
attracted by my breakfast

[chuckie egg]

ants in my office
attracted by my breakfast
until they're splatted

[daverbee]

Gotta get to work

[chuckie egg]

Gotta get to work
lethargy has taken hold

[daverbee]

Gotta get to work
lethargy has taken hold
avoid...fast chat...page!

[chuckie egg]

forty percent there

[daverbee]

forty percent there
but sixty percent elsewhere

[dinzdale]

forty percent there
but sixty percent elsewhere
Round about a half

[Klynne]

Give up sex or beer?

[dinzdale]

"Give up sex or beer?"
asked the very wise Yoda

[chuckie egg]

"Give up sex or beer?"
asked the very wise Yoda
"What a daft question"

[dinzdale]

Funny little egg

[chuckie egg]

Funny little egg
all of the monkeys love her :p

[dinzdale]

Funny little egg
all of the monkeys love her :)
She cracks herself up :rolleyes:

[Klynne]

Light bulbs not working

[daverbee]

Light bulbs not working
monitor illuminates

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Light bulbs not working
monitor illuminates
the net addict's den

[daverbee]

Radio won't work.

[chuckie egg]

Radio won't work.
People are starting to sing

[daverbee]

Radio won't work.
People are starting to sing
Where are my earplugs?

[chuckie egg]

finally its free

[daverbee]

finally its free
candy machine lets it drop

[dinzdale]

finally its free
candy machine lets it drop
if you kick it hard

[Deviate]

she taunts me again

[daverbee]

she taunts me again
just because she can slam dunk

[dinzdale]

she taunts me again
just because she can slam dunk
Way over my head

[Deviate]

see, i'm just too short

[daverbee]

see I'm just too short
people use me as a bench!

[Klynne]

see I'm just too short
people use me as a bench!
I'm no one's door mat

[Coffee]

Stepped on, not I!

[Klynne]

Stepped on, not I!
No one messes with Coffee

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Stepped on, not I!
No one messes with Coffee
Except for Starbucks.

[Klynne]

hehhehhe

[rapscalious rob]

hehhehhe
see who has the last laugh now?

[daverbee]

hehhehhe
see who has the last laugh now?
A dish best served cold.

[chuckie egg]

dancing all weekend

[daverbee]

dancing all weekend
sure sounds like a good idea!

[chuckie egg]

dancing all weekend
sure sounds like a good idea!
turn up the volume