comunal haikus

[daverbee]

Inevitable

[Smartypants]

Inevitable
This verse's end approaches

[daverbee]

Inevitable
This verse's end approaches
ultimate finish

[chuckie egg]

friday night occurs

[Coffee]

friday night occurs
Drunks at their debauchery

[catbelly]

friday night occurs
Drunks at their debauchery
Knees turn to jello

[dinzdale]

trying to buy one

[daverbee]

trying to buy one
negotiating goes on

[Deviate]

trying to buy one
negotiating goes on
ah hell, i'll steal it

[Klynne]

Damn ims ruin

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Damn ims ruin
What on earth is this ims?

[Deviate]

Damn ims ruin
What on earth is this ims?
And where are my pants?

[chuckie egg]

pain of wisdom teeth

[daverbee]

pain of wisdom teeth
don't wanna see the dentist!

[chuckie egg]

pain of wisdom teeth
don't wanna see the dentist!
I've only just been

[daverbee]

Stay home, get some rest.

[dinzdale]

Stay home, get some rest
Dont bother me with your shit

[RuneT]

Stay home, get some rest
Dont bother me with your shit
Theres plenty right here

[Klynne]

I am really bad

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I am really bad
Label my bum "Spank Central"

[Klynne]

I am really bad
Label my bum "Spank Central"
I love the hand prints

[chuckie egg]

T-Rex is coming!

[daverbee]

T-Rex is coming!
I thought Mark Bolan was dead.

[dinzdale]

T-Rex is coming!
I thought Mark Bolan was dead.
Zombie glam rock rules!

[beckstra]

incentives arise

[chuckie egg]

incentives arise
to write meaningful haikus

[daverbee]

incentives arise
to write meaningful haikus
a good use of time.

[chuckie egg]

the force of nature

[daverbee]

the force of nature
after burritos for lunch

[beckstra]

the force of nature
after burritos for lunch
ruin this haiku

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Nothing much to say

[catbelly]

Nothing much to say
Wondering, what should I do?

[Coffee]

Nothing much to say
Wondering, what should I do?
wherever, be true

[catbelly]

truth is amazing :)

[Coffee]

truth is amazing
an easy bed to sleep in

[Klynne]

truth is amazing
an easy bed to sleep in
It does set one free

[Deviate]

brilliant, gleaming orb

[chuckie egg]

brilliant, gleaming orb
blinds my tired watering eyes

[dinzdale]

brilliant, gleaming orb
blinds my tired watering eyes
Zenbabe moons Maui

[daverbee]

apologizing

[Coffee]

apologizing
best done sooner than later

[Klynne]

apologizing
best done sooner than later
I am always right

[beckstra]

tired mountian moss

[Smartypants]

tired mountian moss
heartless stones roll right past them

[catbelly]

tired mountian moss
heartless stones roll right past them
better than on them!

[chuckie egg]

pastel pink skyline

[lapietra]

pastel pink skyline
on the road at six a.m.

[daverbee]

pastel pink skyline
on the road at six a.m.
new adventure dawns

[Gatsby]

walking in the rain

[chuckie egg]

walking in the rain
droplets stream all down my face

[sparticle]

walking in the rain
droplets stream all down my face
where the hell's my hat?

[chuckie egg]

My green trusty cap

[lapietra]

My green trusty cap
hanging from a golden hook

[chuckie egg]

My green trusty cap
hanging from a golden hook
better on my head

[daverbee]

mud caked hiking boots

[sparticle]

mud caked hiking boots
rivulets of sodden clay

[dinzdale]

mud caked hiking boots
rivulets of sodden clay
GET OFF MY CARPET !!!

[lapietra]

rolling on the floor

[Gatsby]

rolling on the floor
the last warm oatmeal cookie

[lapietra]

rolling on the floor
the last warm oatmeal cookie
catch it vertical!

[daverbee]

Morning rain showers

[lapietra]

Morning rain showers
moisten earth-veiled flower seeds

[daverbee]

Morning rain showers
moisten earth-veiled flower seeds
preparing for Spring.

[lapietra]

dirty shoe-bound toes

[Smartypants]

dirty shoe-bound toes
huddled, yearning to breathe free

[lapietra]

dirty shoe-bound toes
huddled, yearning to breathe free
dream of nude summer

[ambo]

Simply not precise

[chuckie egg]

Simply not precise
Thats not good enough for me

[Smartypants]

Simply not precise
Thats not good enough for me
Can you say "anal"?

[lapietra]

ugly ceiling tiles

[rapscalious rob]

ugly ceiling tiles
and big, hungry crocodiles

[catbelly]

ugly ceiling tiles
and big, hungry crocodiles
whoa! good shrooms this time!

[ambo]

Five fat round pimples

[Coffee]

Five fat round pimples
greet me in mirror this morn

[Spicy Jack]

Five fat round pimples
greet me in mirror this morn
fingers squeezing, splat

[ambo]

Eerie fog at dawn

[Spicy Jack]

Eerie fog at dawn
Brown and thick filling my lungs

[daverbee]

Eerie fog at dawn
Brown and thick filling my lungs
obscuring the path.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

squandering daylight

[daverbee]

squandering daylight
I sit inside the whole day

[dinzdale]

BEALE'S HAIKU

squandering daylight
I sit inside the whole day
masturbating lots

[Hyakujo's Fox]

mafia hitman

[Spicy Jack]

mafia hitman
whispering slow in my ear

[Gatsby]

mafia hitman
whispering slow in my ear
oh the warm darkness

[Klynne]

Total Confusion

[chuckie egg]

Total Confusion
amid clarity of thoughts

[daverbee]

Total Confusion
amid clarity of thoughts
I know what to do!

[lapietra]

fluorescent post-it

[daverbee]

fluorescent post-it
brings brightness to my office

[Klynne]

fluorescent post-it
brings brightness to my office
subtle reminder

[ambo]

i can't find my egg !

[Klynne]

i can't find my egg !
easter bunny is senile!

[madasacutsnake]

i can't find my egg !
easter bunny is senile!
myxomatosis!

[madasacutsnake]

Evil oracle

[Klynne]

Evil oracle
Loves to cast demonic spells

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Evil oracle
Loves to cast demonic spells
Seeks tall demi-god

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Hyakujo's Fox
Evil oracle
Loves to cast demonic spells
Seeks tall demi-god

HAHAHAHAH. Good one fox:)

[Smartypants]

Originally posted by Klynne
HAHAHAHAH. Good one fox:)

I agree! That one made it to the "best of" thread!

:D :D

[Hyakujo's Fox]

*schucks* :)

Drinking with strangers

[daverbee]

Drinking wth strangers
They'll be friends in a short while

[madasacutsnake]

Holding hair when sick

[madasacutsnake]

Drinking wth strangers
They'll be friends in a short while
Holding hair when sick

[nycwriters]

Melancholy blue

[Klynne]

Melancholy blue
not the way I feel today

[daverbee]

Melancholy blue
not the way I feel today
a spring in my step!

[chuckie egg]

sharing a bed is

[lapietra]

sharing a bed is
nice sometimes if nobody

[rapscalious rob]

sharing a bed is
nice sometimes if nobody
snores really loudly

[lapietra]

silly twisty ears

[Klynne]

silly twisty ears
a paw laid upon one's face

[lapietra]

silly twisty ears
a paw laid upon one's face
thunderous purring

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Approaching with stealth

[chuckie egg]

Approaching with stealth
whilst looking me in the eyes

[daverbee]

Approaching with stealth
whilst looking me in the eyes
kitten's pouncing mode!

[lapietra]

warm furry tummy

[chuckie egg]

warm furry tummy
I really should get that waxed

[daverbee]

warm furry tummy
I really should get that waxed
cat would hate it, though.

[Spicy Jack]

lights in the distance

[Hyakujo's Fox]

lights in the distance
Press the accelerator

[madasacutsnake]

lights in the distance
Press the accelerator
Red means go faster

[chuckie egg]

stupid customer

[Spicy Jack]

stupid customer
questioning the obvious

[madasacutsnake]

stupid customer
questioning the obvious
special hell for them

[lapietra]

ham and cheese croissant

[Klynne]

ham and cheese croissant
oozzing and hot and steamy

[Spicy Jack]

ham and cheese croissant
oozzing and hot and steamy
plop onto my shirt

[madasacutsnake]

One whiskey chaser

[Spicy Jack]

One whiskey chaser
burning the back of my throat

[madasacutsnake]

One whiskey chaser
burning the back of my throat
Drop next one in beer

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It looked like a nut

[straymonk]

It looked like a nut
even tasted like a nut

[lapietra]

It looked like a nut
even tasted like a nut
it was not a nut

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The farmyard chickens

[madasacutsnake]

The farmyard chickens
Run around without their heads

[chuckie egg]

The farmyard chickens
become more and more perturbed

[madasacutsnake]

The farmyard chickens
become more and more perturbed
Flightless headless birds

[chuckie egg]

shouldn't have done that

[madasacutsnake]

shouldn't have done that
Simultaneous postings

[dinzdale]

shouldn't have done that
Simultaneous postings
Someone owes a beer

[lapietra]

last sip of coffee

[Gatsby]

last sip of coffee
so marvelous thick black cold

[Deviate]

last sip of coffee
so marvelous thick black cold
spilled on the tile floor

[straymonk]

Illuminated

[madasacutsnake]

Illuminated
By the torch under the chin

[chuckie egg]

Illuminated
By the torch under the chin
One way to scare kids

[Gatsby]

We'll be out by June

[lapietra]

We'll be out by June
from frying pan to the fire

[madasacutsnake]

We'll be out by June
from frying pan to the fire
Into the real world

[chuckie egg]

must concentrate hard!

[Spicy Jack]

must concentrate hard!
unconsciousness setting in

[straymonk]

must concentrate hard!
unconsciousness setting in
head hits the desk - thump!

[madasacutsnake]

Sound like samurai

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Sound like samurai
Have dishonour of being dubbed

[straymonk]

Sound like samurai
Have dishonour of being dubbed
the old blunted blade

[chuckie egg]

planning a party

[RuneT]

planning a party
so if you can hold it down

[Klynne]

planning a party
so if you can hold it down
Don't poke out my eye

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Cheesy hamburger

[Smartypants]

Cheesy hamburger
Ignorant potato chip

[straymonk]

Cheesy hamburger
Ignorant potato chip
No Pepsi, just Coke.

[chuckie egg]

big bruise on my back

[lapietra]

big bruise on my back
got it falling down the stairs

[Gatsby]

big bruise on my back
got it falling down the stairs
too much tequila!

[Spicy Jack]

alcohol is best

[Gatsby]

alcohol is best
with good friends and cigarettes

[Spicy Jack]

alcohol is best
with good friends and cigarettes
but never alone

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The crisp autumn days

[straymonk]

The crisp autumn days
colored rain of falling leaves

[rapscalious rob]

The crisp autumn days
colored rain of falling leaves
in gusty spirals

[chuckie egg]

home alone at last

[Spicy Jack]

home alone at last
sipping milk from the carton

[dinzdale]

Home alone at last
sipping milk from the carton
and masturbating

[lapietra]

home alone at last
sipping milk from the carton
barefoot on the tile


edit: D'oh! Sorry Dinz!! First beer's on me ;)

[dinzdale]

Ladies first of course

[lapietra]

Ladies first of course
just so's you can watch their butts

[dinzdale]

Ladies first of course
just so's you can watch their butts
Natural order

[lapietra]

Let's watch "Quest for Fire"

[daverbee]

Let's watch "Quest for Fire"
Ron Pearlman and Rae Dawn Chong

[lapietra]

Let's watch "Quest for Fire"
Ron Pearlman and Rae Dawn Chong
Lovin' Monkey Style

[Spicy Jack]

Monkey style's best

[lapietra]

hope you don't mind me adding the missing syllable...

Monkey style is best
Much better than mantis style

[straymonk]

Monkey style is best
Much better than mantis style
Love comes either way

[chuckie egg]

trying to wake up

[Smartypants]

trying to wake up
got to make an early plane

[daverbee]

trying to wake up
got to make an early plane
the freeway is packed

[Hyakujo's Fox]

little hummingbird

[Spicy Jack]

little hummingbird
resting for just one moment

[daverbee]

little hummingbird
resting for just one moment
small body big heart

[rapscalious rob]

some dualities:
Malina and Perky Pat
or fodder and moel

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
some dualities:
Malina and Perky Pat
or fodder and moel

love it

(notice how they are both missing)

[Gatsby]

fragrant leafy green

[Spicy Jack]

fragrant leafy green
dense and seedless skunky weed

:eek:

[straymonk]

fragrant leafy green
dense and seedless skunky weed
four twenty is here

[Gatsby]

Dark clouds are brewing

[straymonk]

Dark clouds are brewing
trouble on the horizon

[Gatsby]

Dark clouds are brewing
trouble on the horizon
tornado season

[straymonk]

Black boys on mopeds

[Spicy Jack]

Black boys on mopeds
glistening sweat on their necks

[Gatsby]

Black boys on mopeds
glistening sweat on their necks
Late summer sun sets

[rapscalious rob]

Where the hell are we?

[madasacutsnake]

Where the hell are we?
Was your job to read the map

[rapscalious rob]

Where the hell are we?
Was your job to read the map
damn navigator

[Gatsby]

Red-headed stepchild

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Red-headed stepchild
Doesn't know what he did wrong

[straymonk]

Red-headed stepchild
Doesn't know what he did wrong
left out in the rain.

[catbelly]

I am a wage slave

[straymonk]

I am a wage slave
nine to five - five days a week

[catbelly]

I am a wage slave
nine to five - five days a week
I may go postal

[straymonk]

lol

[straymonk]

My boss is an ass

[catbelly]

My boss is an ass
Reminds me of a Great White

[Spicy Jack]

My boss is an ass
Reminds me of a Great White
lay off Mc Donalds

[daverbee]

Another Monday.

[Spicy Jack]

Another Monday.
Tip-Tap-Tapping on the board

[dinzdale]

Another Monday.
Tip-Tap-Tapping on the board
with my big willy.

[Spicy Jack]

You are funny Dinz.

[dinzdale]

You are funny Dinz.
Stranger than fiction they say

[Spicy Jack]

You are funny Dinz.
Stranger than fiction they say
wrapped in silk manties

[dinzdale]

Spicey and witty

[Spicy Jack]

Spicey and witty
sometimes I just can't help it

[dinzdale]

Spicey and witty
sometimes I just can't help it
hitting the Jackpot

[Spicy Jack]

Haikus write themselves

[Gatsby]

Haikus write themselves
Flowing from quick deft fingers

[daverbee]

Haikus write themselves
Flowing from quick deft fingers
And fast moving brains.

[chuckie egg]

alone in his room

[Spicy Jack]

alone in his room
he ponders his hearts desire

[funkytuba]

alone in his room
he ponders his hearts desire
dinz likes midget porn

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I fell down the stairs

[catbelly]

I fell down the stairs
Oh Jesus Murphy, again!

[straymonk]

I fell down the stairs
Oh Jesus Murphy, again!
My shoe, get my shoe!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

neanderthal man

[chuckie egg]

neanderthal man
in search of morning corn flakes

[daverbee]

neanderthal man
in search of morning corn flakes
Graagh! *garble* "Mumble..."

[lapietra]

Eight minutes to go

[straymonk]

Eight minutes to go,
I just can't wait much longer

[Klynne]

Eight minutes to go,
I just can't wait much longer
Will the rabbit live?

[lapietra]

surreptitiously

[daverbee]

surreptitiously
creeping, sneaking stealthily

[Gatsby]

surreptitiously
creeping, sneaking stealthily
kitten stalks my toe

[straymonk]

summertime is near

[Klynne]

summertime is near
mother nature plays cruel tricks

[Gatsby]

summertime is near
mother nature plays cruel tricks
mosquitos suck! (slap)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the end of the world

[straymonk]

the end of the world
at a theatre near you

[funkytuba]

the end of the world
at a theatre near you
Ahnold as George Bush

[daverbee]

Desperate for rain!

[chuckie egg]

Desperate for rain!
my daffodils are wilting

[daverbee]

Desperate for rain!
my daffodils are wilting
turn on the sprinkler.

[Gatsby]

apartment building

[straymonk]

apartment building
bad plumbing, paper thin walls