comunal haikus

[dinzdale]

apartment building
bad plumbing, paper thin walls
neighbours having sex

[Gatsby]

Oh, the agony!

[Klynne]

Oh, the agony!
I want to be having sex!

[Gatsby]

Oh, the agony!
I want to be having sex!
But it's just my hand!

[straymonk]

Auto-erotic

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Auto-erotic
Well, it's better than nothing

[daverbee]

Auto-erotic
Well, it's better than nothing
have sex with a car.

:D

[lapietra]

too complicated

[Spicy Jack]

too complicated
you would never understand

[chuckie egg]

too complicated
you would never understand
don't bother trying!

[Gatsby]

my cat is evil

[lapietra]

my cat is evil
that's just the way I like 'em

[funkytuba]

my cat is evil
that's just the way I like 'em
fuzzy demon spawn

[Gatsby]

Abracadabra

[straymonk]

Abracadabra
true magic is all around

[madasacutsnake]

Abracadabra
true magic is all around
Boil up the mushrooms

[Hyakujo's Fox]

mother's recipe

[Gatsby]

mother's recipe
mystical magical food

[Klynne]

mother's recipe
mystical magical food
my mind is melting

[Hyakujo's Fox]

sunday's for sleeping

[noxxville]

sunday's for sleeping
empty cans litter my bed

[Hyakujo's Fox]

sunday's for sleeping
empty cans litter my bed
hang on... it's tuesday!

[straymonk]

days are lost somewhere

[Hyakujo's Fox]

days are lost somewhere
and just between you and me

[rapscalious rob]

days are lost somewhere
and just between you and me
I think it’s for good

[Hyakujo's Fox]

taken for granted

[straymonk]

taken for granted
eyes to see with, ears to hear

[daverbee]

taken for granted
eyes to see with, ears to hear
arms, legs...all for free!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the full moon rising

[lapietra]

the full moon rising
huge and orange like some fire god

[chuckie egg]

the full moon rising
huge and orange like some fire god
dominates the sky

[lapietra]

laughing lustily

[Hyakujo's Fox]

laughing lustily
these friends, such wonderful fools

[lapietra]

laughing lustily
these friends, such wonderful fools
banish bitterness

[straymonk]

Olympian Gods

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Olympian Gods
Knew how to enjoy power

[Smartypants]

Olympian Gods
Knew how to enjoy power
Without no steroids

[Klynne]

I really said yes?

[straymonk]

I really said yes?
How much did I drink last night?

[lapietra]

I really said yes?
How much did I drink last night?
married to J. T.

[straymonk]

The drums keep beating

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The drums keep beating
Long after the melody ends

[chuckie egg]

The drums keep beating
Long after the melody ends
Drummers paradise

[weissenflatz]

My tongue is stuck between the bathroom door

[chuckie egg]

um... this is the haiku thread dearie... :)

[weissenflatz]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
um... this is the haiku thread dearie... :)

let's make it a flexible haiku then :)

[chuckie egg]

No, lets conform, please

[weissenflatz]

Battle in dress

[chuckie egg]

Battle in dress
Thats only four syllables!


edit: (no, lets conform, please... was my starting line!!) LOL

[weissenflatz]

Battle in dress
Thats only four syllables!
I'm no good at this

[Spicy Jack]

let's get on thing straight

[dinzdale]

let's get one thing straight
I'm not your fvcking servant

[Spicy Jack]

let's get one thing straight
I'm not your fvcking servant
Now get me a beer!

[dinzdale]

Oh, did you mean me?

[Spicy Jack]

Oh, did you mean me?
I will get it right away

[dinzdale]

Oh, did you mean me?
I will get it right away
Anything for you

[Spicy Jack]

Four cups of coffee

[dinzdale]

Four cups of coffee
and a dozen cigarettes

[Spicy Jack]

Four cups of coffee
and a dozen cigarettes
Wired to the nines

[dinzdale]

Hopped up on goofballs

[lapietra]

Hopped up on goofballs
floating in a tranquil daze

[straymonk]

Hopped up on goofballs
floating in a tranquil daze
Life is good up here.

[lapietra]

please start the weekend

[straymonk]

please start the weekend
vodka and dancing ahead

[lapietra]

please start the weekend
vodka and dancing ahead
and, maybe, kisses

[Hyakujo's Fox]

woke up after nine

[straymonk]

woke up after nine
wish it was even later

[lapietra]

woke up after nine
wish it was even later
no sarcasm here

[lapietra]

mercenary cat

[straymonk]

mercenary cat
paid to fight insurgent mice

[Aphrodite]

mercenary cat
paid to fight insurgent mice
turned in, by a rat

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the zebra crossing

[weissenflatz]

the zebra crossing
black and white and white and black

[chuckie egg]

the zebra crossing
black and white and white and black
beatles crossing here

[weissenflatz]

no hair on my head

[chuckie egg]

no hair on my head
freshly shaven and shiny

[weissenflatz]

no hair on my head
freshly shaven and shiny
and baldly we go

[chuckie egg]

you got it baby!

[weissenflatz]

you got it baby!
so where ever you go

[Hyakujo's Fox]

you got it baby!
so where ever you go
you'll remember me

[dinzdale]

Another failure

[Spicy Jack]

Another failure
following haiku meter

[dinzdale]

Another failure
following haiku meter
me try make better

[Smartypants]

Too ma-ny syl-la-

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Too ma-ny syl-la-
A com-mon prob-lem with hai-

[lapietra]

Too ma-ny syl-la-
A com-mon prob-lem with hai-
Coun-ting is so dif-

[Klynne]

Too ma-ny syl-la-
A com-mon prob-lem with hai-
Never drink and ku

[lapietra]

bird singing at night

[Klynne]

bird singing at night
a lonely but tranquil sound

[funkytuba]

bird singing at night
a lonely but tranquil sound
till the cat eats him

[Klynne]

Heart aches for dead bird

[lapietra]

Heart aches for dead bird
wrap him in the softest cloth

[funkytuba]

heart aches for dead bird
mate sadly laments at dark
darwin answers: Chomp!

[lapietra]

Heart aches for dead bird
wrap him in the softest cloth
boil with veggies: SOUP!

[funkytuba]

dead avians laugh

[straymonk]

MMM, mockingbird soup

[funkytuba]

mmm, mockingbird soup
generates indigestion
dead avians laugh

[Hyakujo's Fox]

end of the rainbow

[weissenflatz]

end of the rainbow
Where is this pot of gold?

[chuckie egg]

end of the rainbow
Where is this pot of gold?
Illusions dashed

[weissenflatz]

no woman no cry

[daverbee]

no woman no cry
Bob Marley had an idea

[Spicy Jack]

no woman no cry
Bob Marley had an idea
now he is lonley

[chuckie egg]

pimple on my ear

[nycwriters]

Pimple on my ear
buried deep, can't get to it

[Spicy Jack]

Pimple on my ear
buried deep, can't get to it
Q-tip saves the day

[nycwriters]

Remarkable day

[lapietra]

Remarkable day
I hit no one with my car

[nycwriters]

Remarkable day
I hit no one with my car
Birds didn't miss, though

[rapscalious rob]

Remarkable day
unremarkable haircut

[nycwriters]

Remarkable day
unremarkable haircut
shorter on one side

[rapscalious rob]

a well-groomed monkey

[Spicy Jack]

a well-groomed monkey
went and walked into a bar

[lapietra]

a well-groomed monkey
has no fleas or poop on him

[Smartypants]

a well-groomed monkey
went and walked into a bar
have you heard this one?


a well-groomed monkey
has no fleas or poop on him
what a chick magnet!

[straymonk]

Gettin' hot in heere

[Spicy Jack]

Gettin' hot in heere
So take off all of your clothes

[lapietra]

Gettin' hot in heere
So take off all of your clothes
Here - let me help you...

[Hyakujo's Fox]

popping off buttons

[weissenflatz]

popping off buttons
the fat ass just grew too big

[madasacutsnake]

popping off buttons
the fat ass just grew too big
I should eat less cheese

[chuckie egg]

Fraggle Rock at last

[weissenflatz]

Fraggle Rock at last
more music from the past

[dinzdale]

Fraggle Rock at last
more music from the past
Doozer Party Time !!!!

[lapietra]

aww! how cute that is!

[Spicy Jack]

aww! how cute that is!
Dinz is wearin clean panties

[lapietra]

aww! how cute that is!
Dinz is wearin clean panties
give his toosh a pinch

[straymonk]

Someone pinched my butt!

[lapietra]

Someone pinched my butt!
That's sexual harassment!!

[Spicy Jack]

Someone pinched my butt!
That's sexual harassment!!
Please do it again

[straymonk]

I can't get enough

[Aphrodite]

I can't get enough
demurely I ask for more

[lapietra]

I can't get enough
demurely I ask for more
BRING IT ON, DAMMIT!!!

:D

[Hyakujo's Fox]

you can't handle it

[lapietra]

you can't handle it
start slowly, then up the pace

[Hyakujo's Fox]

you can't handle it
start slowly, then up the pace
lastly, go crazy

[lapietra]

that was amazing

[Smartypants]

that was amazing
now I'd like a cigarette

[straymonk]

that was amazing
where did you learn to do that?

[lapietra]

that was amazing
now I'd like a cigarette
let's share it, shall we?


that was amazing
where did you learn to do that?
nowhere - it was you

[chuckie egg]

Friday again means

[daverbee]

Friday again means
weekend anticipation

[chuckie egg]

Friday again means
weekend anticipation
have a good one y'all!!

[daverbee]

Chuckie goes Southern!

[Smartypants]

Chuckie goes Southern!
Bealesque vocabulary!

[chuckie egg]

Chuckie goes Southern!
Bealesque vocabulary!
I'm ok now though! ;)

[lapietra]

brand new walking shoes

[dinzdale]

brand new walking shoes
6 inch, steel stilletoe heels :)

[lapietra]

brand new walking shoes
6 inch, steel stiletto heels
care for a "backrub"? ;)

[dinzdale]

My kind of woman

[Spicy Jack]

My kind of woman
stilettos marked "this end up"

[dinzdale]

My kind of woman
stilettos marked "this end up"
tucked behind her ears

[Spicy Jack]

Heart warming haikus

[dinzdale]

Heart warming haikus
a laugh or smile always found

[lapietra]

Heart warming haikus
a laugh or smile always found
such a playful bunch

[straymonk]

laughter of children

[lapietra]

laughter of children
sweet sound like bubbles and bells

[Spicy Jack]

laughter of children
sweet sound like bubbles and bells
the sound of trouble

[Klynne]

Confusion sets in

[straymonk]

Confusion sets in
who am I and who are you

[Klynne]

Confusion sets in
who am I and who are you
Here are your panties

[Hyakujo's Fox]

careless with matches

[straymonk]

careless with matches
pyromaniacs are made

[Gatsby]

careless with matches
pyromaniacs are made
untended children

[Hyakujo's Fox]

when the fire burns low

[Gatsby]

when the fire burns low
ashes glowing orange and red

[lapietra]

when the fire burns low
ashes glowing orange and red
you kiss me again

[weissenflatz]

a beer and a wine

[chuckie egg]

a beer and a wine
two signs of a good night out

[weissenflatz]

a beer and a wine
two signs of a good night out
then, a hangover

[Hyakujo's Fox]

rain all through the night

[Klynne]

rain all through the night
My car windows left open

[Gatsby]

rain all through the night
My car windows left open
Look before you sit!

[weissenflatz]

just left in the streets

[lapietra]

just left in the streets
an Italian leather couch

[Smartypants]

just left in the streets
an Italian leather couch
che bello!

[chuckie egg]

arms full of bruises

[lapietra]

arms full of bruises
I blocked many kicks last night

[chuckie egg]

arms full of bruises
I blocked many kicks last night
those pesky li'l kids

[weissenflatz]

heartbeat gets slower

[straymonk]

heartbeat gets slower
yoga deals with too much stress

[weissenflatz]

heartbeat gets slower
yoga deals with too much stress
breathe in and breathe out

[chuckie egg]

unexpected sight

[weissenflatz]

unexpected sight
not just a room with a view

[Hyakujo's Fox]

unexpected sight
not just a room with a view
a room with a you

[Klynne]

How sweet you noticed

[weissenflatz]

How sweet you noticed
I am new from tip to toe

[chuckie egg]

How sweet you noticed
I am new from tip to toe
and feeling at home :)

[chuckie egg]

the tiny spider

[weissenflatz]

the tiny spider
was entangled in her web

[Gatsby]

the tiny spider
was entangled in her web
of insect bodies

[Spicy Jack]

allergic to cats

[Coffee]

allergic to cats
might as well shoot myself now

[Spicy Jack]

allergic to cats
might as well shoot myself now
I am surrounded

[lapietra]

a simple pleasure

[dinzdale]

a simple pleasure
when you have some quiet time

[Loui]

a simple pleasure
when you have some quiet time
stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.

[lapietra]

need more strokes than that

[dinzdale]

need more strokes than that
and in the correct tempo

[Klynne]

need more strokes than that
and in the correct tempo
ah that is better

[Spicy Jack]

Ouch...I got hand burn

[Klynne]

Ouch...I got hand burn
self pleasure can be painful

[Spicy Jack]

Ouch...I got hand burn
self pleasure can be painful
Next time: Vaseline

[rapscalious rob]

What you lookin’ at?!

[Gatsby]

What you lookin’ at?!
You betta recognize, fool

[Klynne]

What you lookin’ at?!
You betta recognize, fool
Its me your mama
(bvtch slaps the fool)

[lapietra]

HUGE sigh of relief

[weissenflatz]

HUGE sigh of relief
but ugh, that does smell really bad

[Hyakujo's Fox]

HUGE sigh of relief
but ugh, that does smell really bad
blame it on the dog

[weissenflatz]

will you scratch my back?

[Klynne]

will you scratch my back?
Only if you will scratch mine.

[Marquesa]

will you scratch my back?
Only if you will scratch mine
Ah that is real good.

[straymonk]

need a manicure

[Gatsby]

need a manicure
unkempt cuticles glaring

[Klynne]

need a manicure
unkempt cuticles glaring
angerly at me

[straymonk]

tube of old toothpaste

[Smartypants]

tube of old toothpaste
cap left off, as usual

[Klynne]

tube of old toothpaste
cap left off, as usual
we must get divorced

[Spicy Jack]

black 3 inch high heels

[Hyakujo's Fox]

black 3 inch high heels
legs that go all the way up

[Smartypants]

black 3 inch high heels
legs that go all the way up
to her high cheek bones

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Farewell, my lovely

[Aphrodite]

Farewell, my lovely
A hug and I kiss your lips

[Gatsby]

Farewell, my lovely
A hug and I kiss your lips
Transvestite love poem

[straymonk]

Cross-Dressers-R-Us

[funkytuba]

Cross-Dressers-R-Us
The first step on a long road

[weissenflatz]

Cross-Dressers-R-Us
The first step on a long road
start with eyeshadow

[chuckie egg]

some sights I have seen

[nycwriters]

some sights I have seen
some I wish I had not seen

[weissenflatz]

some sights I have seen
some I wish I had not seen
closing my eyes now

[chuckie egg]

wonders what I missed

[weissenflatz]

wonders what I missed
while gone with whom have you kissed?

[daverbee]

wonders what I missed
while gone with whom have you kissed?
Oh...your cat...my bad!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

one very rough tongue

[lapietra]

one very rough tongue
laps up fresh cream from my palm

[straymonk]

one very rough tongue
laps up fresh cream from my palm
kittens are sooooooo cute!

[weissenflatz]

rough on the edges

[straymonk]

rough on the edges
but real smooth in the middle

[weissenflatz]

rough on the edges
but real smooth in the middle
mmmhhm, donuts!

[chuckie egg]

music from 80's

[weissenflatz]

music from 80's
god, I love disco dancing

[chuckie egg]

music from 80's
god, I love disco dancing
electric heaven

[chuckie egg]

salt in the wound - ow

[weissenflatz]

salt in the wound - ow
guess I had that one coming

[lapietra]

salt in the wound - ow
guess I had that one coming
are we even now?

[straymonk]

My lightbulb's burnt out

[weissenflatz]

My lightbulb's burnt out
Can't see where I'm going to

[dinzdale]

My lightbulb's burnt out
Can't see where I'm going to
Tripped over the cat

[lapietra]

why are we hiding?

[dinzdale]

why are we hiding?
Shush!!! he'll hear you whispering