comunal haikus

[weissenflatz]

battery is low

[zefrank]

battery is low
barely any vibration

[nycwriters]

battery is low
barely any vibration
must get to store now

[Aphrodite]

The store was closing

[madasacutsnake]

The store was closing
Lucky the store boy was there

[funkytuba]

The store was closing
Lucky the store boy was there
now I don't need 'em

[straymonk]

Super-connected

[noxxville]

Super-connected
I am like so deep

[lapietra]

Super-connected
I am like so deep as now
playmate soulmate kiss

[weissenflatz]

smelly creamy cheese

[lapietra]

smelly creamy cheese
spread on hearty wheat biscuits

[Smartypants]

smelly creamy cheese
spread on hearty wheat biscuits
goes straight to the hips

[lapietra]

argh! no interview

[Smartypants]

argh! no interview
I'll just eat more smelly cheese



;)

[lapietra]

argh! no interview
I'll just eat more smelly cheese
and not brush my teeth :p

[chuckie egg]

more rain in July

[noxxville]

more rain in July
sand scratches my butt

[funkytuba]

more rain in July
sand scratches my butt
red madness and chafe

[Aphrodite]

You are my sunshine

[lapietra]

You are my sunshine
hide-and-seek among my clouds

[weissenflatz]

You are my sunshine
hide-and-seek among my clouds
I should quit smoking

[chuckie egg]

pressure is building

[Klynne]

pressure is building
Are you as horny as I?

[rapscalious rob]

pressure is building
Are you as horny as I?
that was my pee dance

[lapietra]

sick of ready wit

[Klynne]

[
sick of ready wit
Thread needs some seriousness

[lapietra]

sick of ready wit
Thread needs some seriousness
ev'ry now and then

[funkytuba]

but they're good setups

[lapietra]

but they're good setups
so of course we have no choice

[Aphrodite]

but they're good setups
so of course we have no choice
but to follow suit

[Coffee]

Suit, tie and black shoes

[chuckie egg]

Suit, tie and black shoes
Binding clothes in hot weather

[Coffee]

Suit, tie and black shoes
Binding clothes in hot weather
rather be sailing

[Aphrodite]

Sails in the distance

[Coffee]

Sails in the distance
A following wind quickens

[Klynne]

Sails in the distance
A following wind quickens
My soul is at peace

[Coffee]

Soles worn kinda thin

[lapietra]

Soles worn kinda thin
Have to put some back is all

[Klynne]

Soles worn kinda thin
Have to put some back is all
buy new pair of shoes

[Hyakujo's Fox]

walking arm in arm

[lapietra]

walking arm in arm
to feel that pleasant tension

[weissenflatz]

walking arm in arm
to feel that pleasant tension
let's rub, skin to skin

[Aphrodite]

A candle lit glow

[lapietra]

A candle lit glow
mixes with the soft moonlight

[Klynne]

A candle lit glow
mixes with the soft moonlight
have a glass of wine

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the bottle emptied

[chuckie egg]

the bottle emptied
of every last little drop

[lapietra]

the bottle emptied
of every last little drop
one for ev'ry word

[Hyakujo's Fox]

everything said

[lapietra]

everything said
there was nothing left to do

[Hyakujo's Fox]

everything said
there was nothing left to do
except stop talking

[lapietra]

hey, your box is full!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

hey, your box is full!
said the postman in his sleep

[Hyakujo's Fox]

hey, your box is full!
cried the postman from his dreams
now he sleeps easy

[lapietra]

awww... I missed my chance...

[chuckie egg]

awww... I missed my chance...
lifetime opportunity

[zefrank]

awww... I missed my chance...
lifetime opportunity
"Idol" audition

[lapietra]

man in stripey shirt

[Klynne]

man in stripey shirt
is creeping through out this board

[rapscalious rob]

man in stripey shirt
is creeping through out this board
just where is Waldo?

[straymonk]

body electric

[Hyakujo's Fox]

body electric
mind alive, heart on fire

[weissenflatz]

body electric
mind alive, heart on fire
sparkling emotions

[chuckie egg]

a teary goodbye

[lapietra]

a teary goodbye
one last kiss, a last embrace

[slurpeedemon]

a teary goodbye
one last kiss, a last embrace
back to my flowers

[straymonk]

no more vacation

[weissenflatz]

no more vacation
brown skin makes place for work sweat

[lapietra]

no more vacation
brown skin makes place for work sweat
fades to memory

[rapscalious rob]

paper butterflies

[straymonk]

paper butterflies
origami fantasies

[amanda]

paper butterflies
origami fantasies
can all beat The Rock

[weissenflatz]

sandwich with blue cheese

[dinzdale]

sandwich with blue cheese
is like eating an old sock

[lapietra]

sandwich with blue cheese
is like eating an old sock
unless you add pear

[rapscalious rob]

blue cheese and a pear

[lapietra]

blue cheese and a pear
a big glass of zinfandel

[rapscalious rob]

blue cheese and a pear
a big glass of zinfandel
and some fresh cooked bread

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Squeezing the lemons

[chuckie egg]

Squeezing the lemons
all over the fresh salmon

[lapietra]

Squeezing the lemons
all over the fresh salmon
heaven on a plate

[rapscalious rob]

funky monkey love

[lapietra]

funky monkey love
complete with banana peels

[rapscalious rob]

funky monkey love
complete with banana peels
and lots of hooting

[straymonk]

hacking up furballs

[lapietra]

hacking up furballs
but it was worth it, my dear

[Klynne]

hacking up furballs
but it was worth it, my dear
lets do it again

[amanda]

hacking up furballs

[Coffee]

hacking up furballs
Tuna with oil will halt soils

[madasacutsnake]

hacking up furballs
Tuna with oil will halt soils
So now you tell me

[dinzdale]

Needing more coffee

[Avalon]

add some syrupy flavo(u)r

[dinzdale]

Needing more coffee
add some syrupy flavo(u)r
And wait for the jolt

[lapietra]

sleepy this morning

[Klynne]

sleepy this morning
should not have stayed up all night

[Avalon]

sleepy this morning
should not have stayed up all night

but he was such fun!

[Coffee]

Automatic shift

[dinzdale]

Automatic shift
PRND321

[Avalon]

Automatic shift
PRND321

I prefer a stick

[RuneT]

oh god :(, back to work

[Audreyvgs]

oh god :(, back
to work I go with heavy heart

[RuneT]

oh god , back to work
I go with a heavy heart
shit, leave me alone!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

in my cubicle

[Aphrodite]

in my cubicle
isolated from the world

[Hyakujo's Fox]

in my cubicle
isolated from the world
I plot my revenge

[Audreyvgs]

Where's my stapler?

[lapietra]

Where's my stapler?
it is shiny and bright red

[Coffee]

Where's my stapler?
it is shiny and bright red
perfect revenge tool.

[RuneT]

Do you have the balls?

[madasacutsnake]

Do you have the balls?
If I dropped my pants you'd know

[lapietra]

Do you have the balls?
If I dropped my pants you'd know
got 'em, and then some

[RuneT]

life can be so cruel

[Vermouth]

life can be so cruel
he said, as if that would help

[lapietra]

life can be so cruel
he said, as if that would help
funny thing... it did

[straymonk]

eagles, hawks, falcons

[Aphrodite]

eagles, hawks, falcons
soar in azure skies

[lapietra]

eagles, hawks, falcons
soar in azure skies
he watches, alone

[RuneT]

It is firm and hard

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It is firm and hard,
can be inflated in seconds

[lapietra]

It is firm and hard,
can be inflated in seconds
comes with special pump

[Vermouth]

odd words confuse me

[lapietra]

odd words confuse me
use monosyllables please

[funkytuba]

odd words confuse me
use monosyllables please
indubitably

[lapietra]

a luscious pink rose

[madasacutsnake]

a luscious pink rose
add acid and watch it morph

[RuneT]

a luscious pink rose
add acid and watch it morph
he he he he cool

[Aphrodite]

a viking of old

[RuneT]

a viking of old
he sailed to america

[Aphrodite]

a viking of old
he sailed to america
and found Valhalla

[lapietra]

shiny glazed donut

[trisherina]

shiny glazed donut
melt-in-your-mouth decadence

[lapietra]

shiny glazed donut
melt-in-your-mouth decadence
hard to melt from thighs

[Hyakujo's Fox]

an unsolved puzzle

[madasacutsnake]

an unsolved puzzle
did he jump or was he pushed

[rapscalious rob]

an unsolved puzzle
did he jump or was he pushed
either way, splattered

[lapietra]

little sleeping fish

[weissenflatz]

little sleeping fish
unaware of bio hazard

[RuneT]

little sleeping fish
unaware of bio hazard
little deceased fish

[Aphrodite]

cement shoes

[weissenflatz]

cement shoes
should have paid my debts

[RuneT]

cement shoes
should have paid my debts
mind the suit!

[chuckie egg]

stale white bread for lunch

[RuneT]

stale white bread for lunch
I rinse it down with water

[weissenflatz]

stale white bread for lunch
I rinse it down with water
I prefer a beer

[madasacutsnake]

The Viking can't count

[weissenflatz]

The Viking can't count
guess he's thinking smorrebrod

[Coffee]

The Viking can't count
guess he's thinking smorrebrod
or something Nor-dick

[madasacutsnake]

Again I go first

[Klynne]

Again I go first
Me, I am always second

[Hyakujo's Fox]

GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Again I go first
Me, I am always second

[Coffee]

"cutters" tick me off.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

"cutters" tick me off
my urge for revenge grows strong

[dinzdale]

"cutters" tick me off
my urge for revenge grows strong
"Fvck off faschist scum!!"

[RuneT]

King of the špatnýs

[Coffee]

King of the špatnýs
stuffs bills into tiny thongs

[funkytuba]

King of the špatnýs
stuffs bills into tiny thongs
"Bill's what?" one might ask

[Coffee]

Bills pile up on desk

[madasacutsnake]

Bills pile up on desk
More going out than comes in

[nycwriters]

Bills pile up on desk
More going out than comes in
Two bucks in the bank

[Hyakujo's Fox]

in just one minute

[chuckie egg]

in just one minute
I'm able to demonstrate

[Coffee]

in just one minute
I'm able to demonstrate
the passage of time.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

seven years bad luck

[RuneT]

seven years bad luck
I just made ONE little crack

[nycwriters]

seven years bad luck
I just made ONE little crack
the joke is on you

[Gatsby]

Wherever you go

[nycwriters]

Wherever you go
they say that is where you are

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Wherever you go
they say that is where you are
unless you can dream

[nycwriters]

It makes no difference

[Klynne]

It makes no difference
I will never understand

[nycwriters]

It makes no difference
I will never understand
What I mean to you

[short order]

Fire engine red

[nycwriters]

Fire engine red
Stilettos on the pavement

[short order]

Fire engine red
Stilettos on the pavement
Cracks become canyons

[chuckie egg]

make the most of it

[Hyakujo's Fox]

make the most of it
because soon it shall be gone

[chuckie egg]

make the most of it
because soon it shall be gone
but I won't forget

[dinzdale]

Someone once told me

[Klynne]

Someone once told me
Stick a fork in me I'm done

[Spicy Jack]

Someone once told me
Stick a fork in me I'm done
And that's what I did

[funkytuba]

darkness twinged with stress

[chuckie egg]

darkness twinged with stress
engulfs my world completely

[surflugen]

darkness twinged with stress
engulfs my world completely
sleep, take me away

[Coffee]

Liquid sedatives

[Klynne]

Liquid sedatives
and a hand full of poppies

[trisherina]

Liquid sedatives
and a hand full of poppies
So much for that cough

[funkytuba]

scritch scritch scratch ooh. ahhh.

[dinzdale]

scritch scritch scratch ooh. ahhh.
just temporary relief

[Audreyvgs]

scritch scritch scratch ooh. ahhh.
just temporary relief
cortizone, oh, yes

[Klynne]

Evil eye watches

[Coffee]

Evil eye watches
Lurking behind a dollar

[funkytuba]

Evil eye watches
Lurking behind a dollar
Hey! That's my tax cut!

[lapietra]

messed-up back twinges

[chuckie egg]

messed-up back twinges
as I whip my head back round

[Klynne]

messed-up back twinges
as I whip my head back round
and I spew vomit

[chuckie egg]

stop wasting your time

[Coffee]

stop wasting your time
We only have a short stay

[dinzdale]

stop wasting your time
We only have a short stay
and no more money

[Klynne]

What does money bring?

[lapietra]

What does money bring?
a car, a trip, a visit

[dinzdale]

What does money bring?
a car, a trip, a visit
to the Nudie Bar

[Gatsby]

Money, evil root

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Money, evil root
Burning holes in my pocket

[cosmicwimpout]

Money, evil root
Burning holes in my pocket
i must spend it now

[Gatsby]

Fried chicken, sweet tea

[cosmicwimpout]

fried chicken, sweet tea
i admire the chinese food

[Gatsby]

fried chicken, sweet tea
i admire the chinese food
extra syllable!

[straymonk]

Ten minutes later

[Gatsby]

Ten minutes later
it's still embarrassing

[RuneT]

Ten minutes later
it's still embarrassing
you can still smell it

[noxxville]

Please respond quickly

[lapietra]

Please respond quickly
I don't know how long I can

[Spicy Jack]

Please respond quickly
I don't know how long I can
sit waiting for love

[Gatsby]

Bruce Springsteen is my

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Bruce Springsteen is my
substitute for Hasselhoff

[Zaftig]

Bruce Springsteen is my
substitute for Hasselhoff
on my glory days

[chuckie egg]

I just went too far

[cosmicwimpout]

i just wentt to far
so now I am going back

[dinzdale]

i just went to far
so now I am going back
if I can find it

[Malmal11787]

I looked at the sun

[Spicy Jack]

I looked at the sun
that you had blocked all this time

[dinzdale]

I looked at the sun
that you had blocked all this time
you great lump of lard

[Zaftig]

festering feelings

[trisherina]

festering feelings
it's all blown out of control

[Zaftig]

festering feelings
it's all blown out of control
gone are the facades

[RuneT]

this is not a drill

[Hyakujo's Fox]

this is not a drill
so please proceed quietly

[Gatsby]

this is not a drill
so please proceed quietly
to the nearest thread

[Zaftig]

stupid assumptions

[RuneT]

stupid assumptions
I did not have intercourse

[chuckie egg]

stupid assumptions
I did not have intercourse
despite my red face

[Gatsby]

gone with the windchime

[daverbee]

gone with the windchime
the tinkling still in my ears

[trisherina]

gone with the windchime
the tinkling still in my ears
a chill wind has passed

[Gatsby]

hair on my big toe

[chuckie egg]

hair on my big toe
gets caught in my sock and hurts

[daverbee]

hair on my big toe
I guess I'm growing older

[Gatsby]

SIMULTANEOUS POSTINGS!

hair on my big toe
gets caught in my sock and hurts
should have shaved it off

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hair on my big toe
I guess I'm growing older

[trisherina]

hair on my big toe
I guess I'm growing older
I'm no exception

[Gatsby]

trisherina's walk

[daverbee]

trisherina's walk
so sassy and so classy

[dinzdale]

trisherina's walk
so sassy and so classy
butt that just wont quit

[cosmicwimpout]

i just drank some oil

[madasacutsnake]

i just drank some oil
will cause frequent and loose stools

[trisherina]

i just drank some oil
will cause frequent and loose stools
please change my Depends.

[cosmicwimpout]

wet paint, the sign says

[Klynne]

wet paint, the sign says
but I don't believe its wet

[Malmal11787]

wet paint, the sign says
but I don't believe its wet
until i sit down

[Klynne]

My pants are sticky

[madasacutsnake]

My pants are sticky
Wet paint excites me a lot