comunal haikus

[trisherina]

My pants are sticky
Wet paint excites me a lot
Where is my mink brush?

[cosmicwimpout]

i suppose its lost

[Malmal11787]

i suppose its lost
i wonder where i put it?

[Gatsby]

i suppose its lost
i wonder where i put it?
wait - what was it again?

[chuckie egg]

as I wait for you

[Aphrodite]

as I wait for you
I recall our last good-bye

[Klynne]

as I wait for you
I recall our last good-bye
you were mean

[daverbee]

Take another test

[cosmicwimpout]

take another test
now, get all the answers right

[chuckie egg]

take another test
now, get all the answers right
use 5 syllables!

[daverbee]

I voted, did you?

[cosmicwimpout]

i voted, did you?
i can't but Mr. Bush won

[Aphrodite]

i voted, did you?
i can't but Mr. Bush won
so, duck and cover

[chuckie egg]

to bangor again!

[dinzdale]

to bangor again!
I might get to play Poker

[daverbee]

to bangor again!
I might get to play Poker
and bangor later.

[Zaftig]

Stalking Daverbee

[Willow Sylph]

Stalking Daverbee
Over the hills and mountains

[Zaftig]

Stalking Daverbee
Over the hills and mountains
Into his bedroom

:p ;) :D

[madasacutsnake]

Free time whilst at work

[Gatsby]

Free time whilst at work
Idle hands: devil's playthings

[chuckie egg]

Free time whilst at work
Idle hands: devil's playthings
broadband a blessing

[Klynne]

Or is it a curse?

[chuckie egg]

"Or is it a curse?"
said the old gypsy lady

[daverbee]

"Or is it a curse?"
said the old gypsy lady
"flying in my sleep."

[chuckie egg]

even if I do

[daverbee]

even if I do
it doesn't really mean that

[Klynne]

even if I do
it doesn't really mean that
I really love you

[Gatsby]

Christmas lights too soon

[Klynne]

Christmas lights too soon
Carols on the radio

[weissenflatz]

Christmas lights too soon
Carols on the radio
not in november!

[funkytuba]

Christmas lights too soon
Carols on the radio
it's May fercrissakes!

[Coffee]

Pumpkin Pie, whipped cream

[zefrank]

Pumpkin Pie, whipped cream
a rubber glove, vaseline

[lapietra]

Pumpkin Pie, whipped cream
a rubber glove, vaseline
kinky Thanksgiving

[Klynne]

Black leather and lace

[cosmicwimpout]

Black Leather and Lace
Now my shoe is falling off

[Gatsby]

Black Leather and Lace
Now my shoe is falling off
sadistic cobbler

[Klynne]

Repairs my shoes while

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Repairs my shoes while
he whistles a tune and thinks

[Zaftig]

Repairs my shoes while
he whistles a tune and thinks
Man, she is stinky

[Hyakujo's Fox]

leaving messages

[Gatsby]

leaving messages
passive aggressive voicemails

[Klynne]

leaving messages
passive aggressive voicemails
restraining orders

[Hyakujo's Fox]

just staying alive

[daverbee]

just staying alive
no other concerns right now

[Zaftig]

just staying alive
no other concerns right now
must fight to the death

[lapietra]

where are you hiding

[chuckie egg]

where are you hiding
I need someone to play with

[Hyakujo's Fox]

where are you hiding
I need someone to play with
and I like you best

[daverbee]

Turkey hash again?

[Gatsby]

Turkey hash again?
This menu is so passe -

[Klynne]

Turkey hash again?
This menu is so passe
give me some road kill

[Gatsby]

going down the walk

[Zaftig]

going down the walk
slipping on the ice patches

[cosmicwimpout]

going down the walk
slipping on the ice patches
i just broke my back

[Gatsby]

freezing weather's here

[Hyakujo's Fox]

freezing weather's here
from the street, people rush in

[Gatsby]

freezing weather's here
from the street, people rush in
to warm by the fire

[chuckie egg]

he talks for England!

[Klynne]

he talks for England!
that candy ass Tony Blair

[The Law Fairy]

he talks for England!
that candy ass Tony Blair
were John Cleese PM!

[Gatsby]

beautiful dreamer

[Hyakujo's Fox]

beautiful dreamer
will wake sooner or later

[Spicy Jack]

beautiful dreamer
will wake sooner or later
hair draped across face

[Gatsby]

babyback riblets

[daverbee]

babyback riblets
barbecue sauce covered hands!

[Gatsby]

babyback riblets
barbecue sauce covered hands!
paradise picnic

[Coffee]

Chicken McNugget

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Chicken McNugget
Under the seat of my car

[joppa.gal]

Chicken McNugget
Under the seat of my car
Yay! Free snack for me

[Gatsby]

cholesterol hell

[Coffee]

cholesterol hell
city streets lined with fast food

[Gatsby]

cholesterol hell
city streets lined with fast food
kiosk hot dog: goooooood

[Hyakujo's Fox]

In the breaking waves

[Gatsby]

In the breaking waves
In the star studded heavens

[Coffee]

In the breaking waves
In the star studded heavens
Spiral tides tumble

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I took a picture

[Coffee]

I took a picture
an old lover, off the wall

[Zaftig]

I took a picture
an old lover, off the wall
no more calendar

[chuckie egg]

increasing hunger

[Klynne]

increasing hunger
the thirst is beyond belief

[chuckie egg]

increasing hunger
the thirst is beyond belief
I need to see you

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Travelling the world

[trisherina]

Travelling the world
Just me and my little dog

[chuckie egg]

Travelling the world
Just me and my little dog
Littlest Hobo

[weissenflatz]

winter in warsaw

[Marcus Bales]

winter in warsaw
the brushed steel sky alive with

[Gatsby]

winter in warsaw
the brushed steel sky alive with
opalescent crows

[Marcus Bales]

Snow on the windshield

[Aphrodite]

Snow on the windshield
The road, no more than a path.

[trisherina]

Snow on the windshield
The road, no more than a path.
Should have stayed in bed.

[joppa.gal]

Monkey in the zoo

[Marcus Bales]

Monkey in the zoo
Privacy Act of Ought Four

[Gatsby]

Monkey in the zoo
Privacy Act of Ought Four
no such thing - sling poo

[Aphrodite]

Something hit the fan

[funkytuba]

Something hit the fan
blue book glistens bright

[Large Marge]

Something hit the fan
the blue book glistens brightly
my dog is speechless

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the unchanging stars

[Marcus Bales]

the unchanging stars
shift in the changing water

[joppa.gal]

the unchanging stars
shift in the changing water
cream rippling moon

[Large Marge]

a reflective pond

[chuckie egg]

a reflective pond
a stone drops, small waves ripple

[Marcus Bales]

a reflective pond
a stone drops, small waves ripple
like sweet summer love

[xfox]

a reflective pond
a stone drops, small waves ripple
like sweet summer love
a leaf quivers

[Large Marge]

a leaf quivers
pre-separation

[Coffee]

Leaf quivers
pre-separation
jump light on

[Large Marge]

Wind sings blue

[Marcus Bales]

wind sings blue
through white icicles

[Large Marge]

wind sings blue
through white icicles
I'm crying

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the kitchen table

[trisherina]

the kitchen table
broke under our combined weight

[Marcus Bales]

the kitchen table
broke under our combined weight
woo hoo! what a ride!

[trisherina]

A Fair Isle sweater

[Large Marge]

A Fair Isle sweater
will keep out the Scottish wind

[Marcus Bales]

A Fair Isle sweater
will keep out the Scottish wind
but not Scottish men

[Gatsby]

round and round and round

[Marcus Bales]

round and round and round
moon earth sun stars galaxies

[Hyakujo's Fox]

round and round and round
moon earth sun stars galaxies
thoughts hearts dreams me you

[Marcus Bales]

after all this time

[Hyakujo's Fox]

after all this time
the old blind dog remembers

[Marcus Bales]

after all this time
the old blind dog remembers
Ulysses comes home

[Gatsby]

epic proportion

[funkytuba]

epic proportion
understated apathy

[Aphrodite]

epic proportion
understated apathy
it doesn't matter

[Marcus Bales]

thinking about brunch

[Gatsby]

thinking about brunch
smooth eggs benedict, oh God

[Hyakujo's Fox]

thinking about brunch
smooth eggs benedict, oh God
more indigestion

[Marcus Bales]

the days are longer

[chuckie egg]

the days are longer
knowing that you are with him

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the days are longer
knowing that you are with him
in the hours dark

[Marcus Bales]

February buds

[daverbee]

February buds
bringing hope for a good crop

[Marcus Bales]

February buds
bringing hope for a good crop
the queen stirs slightly

[AsianBoy]

Sun in my eyes

[Gatsby]

sun in my eyes
there's a syllable missing
*sigh* nothing new here

[chuckie egg]

New year, new prospects

[Marcus Bales]

New year, new prospects
riding expectation's curve

[Gatsby]

New year, new prospects
riding expectation's curve
hindsight always clear

[trisherina]

Into the mystic

[Marcus Bales]

Into the mystic
bacchanal or private prayer

[Gatsby]

Into the mystic
bacchanal or private prayer
So little dif'rence

[Marcus Bales]

Now at last you're here

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Now at last you're here
And I find I have waited

[chuckie egg]

Now at last you're here
And I find I have waited
Again far too long

[Marcus Bales]

Wind and snow and sleet

[Gatsby]

Wind and snow and sleet
the elements raining down

[Marcus Bales]

Wind and snow and sleet
the elements raining down
sleet and snow and wind

[Marcus Bales]

life is too short to

[amanda]

life is too short to
contemplate our lone demise

[Coffee]

life is too short to
contemplate our lone demise
get out and live it

[Gatsby]

ticking, seconds pass

[Hyakujo's Fox]

ticking, seconds pass
like busy sidewalk strangers

[Marcus Bales]

ticking, seconds pass
like busy sidewalk strangers
petals on a bough

[Hyakujo's Fox]

to see our old house

[madasacutsnake]

to see our old house
new paint and shiny people

[Marcus Bales]

to see our old house
new paint and shiny people
spring in a far place

[Marcus Bales]

Standing at the bar

[trisherina]

Standing at the bar
Staring down, wet rings blossom

[Marcus Bales]

Standing at the bar
Staring down, wet rings blossom
How long I been here?

[chuckie egg]

snow slowly melting

[Marcus Bales]

snow slowly melting
somewhere but not here today

[trisherina]

snow slowly melting
somewhere but not here today
this is Canada

[Marcus Bales]

Somewhere, but not here

[daverbee]

Somewhere, but not here
Canadians are dreaming

[Marcus Bales]

Somewhere, but not here
Canadians are dreaming
Hockey season's back

[Hyakujo's Fox]

three wonderful things

[Marcus Bales]

three wonderful things
hot showers, warm towels, and

[Hyakujo's Fox]

three wonderful things
hot showers, warm towels, and
slow burning fires

[Marcus Bales]

slow moving river

[Hyakujo's Fox]

slow moving river
gradually removing us

[Marcus Bales]

slow moving river
gradually removing us
like fall from summer

[chuckie egg]

feeling regretful

[Marcus Bales]

feeling regretful
summer fading into fall

[Hyakujo's Fox]

feeling regretful
summer fading into fall
and all love squandered

[Marcus Bales]

my grasshopper love

[Large Marge]

my grasshopper love
is brilliantly colored, true

[Marcus Bales]

my grasshopper love
is brilliantly colored, true
and hot as summer

[trisherina]

Men in tuxedos

[Large Marge]

Men in tuxedos
women swoon, children giggle

[trisherina]

Men in tuxedos
women swoon, children giggle
Pingu cocks his head

[chuckie egg]

living without you

[Hyakujo's Fox]

living without you
who was I before we met?

[chuckie egg]

living without you
who was I before we met?
and who am I now?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What the new day brings

[daverbee]

What the new day brings
All new opportunities

[Coffee]

What the new day brings
All new opportunities
familiar bills though

[chuckie egg]

standing next to you

[trisherina]

standing next to you
I wonder what you could see

[chuckie egg]

standing next to you
I wonder what you could see
that captures your gaze

[straymonk]

staring at the stars

[Hyakujo's Fox]

staring at the stars
what seems so small and precious
is our own brief lives

[chuckie egg]

the end of the road

[trisherina]

the end of the road
its two prongs spread eagled wide

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the end of the road
its two prongs spread eagled wide
never meet again

[chuckie egg]

coping without you

[ambo]

coping without you
surely i am stronger now

[chuckie egg]

coping without you
surely i am stronger now
I'll get over you

[Hyakujo's Fox]

such a long ascent

[trisherina]

such a long ascent
to find, at last, nothing there

[ambo]

such a long ascent
to find, at last, nothing there
guess i just got high

[Hyakujo's Fox]

in cupboards and drawers

[trisherina]

in cupboards and drawers
lies dust and grime forgotten

[ambo]

in cupboards and drawers
lies dust and grime forgotten
and a few pennies

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When the world seems still

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When the world seems still
things are moving secretly

[zefrank]

When the world seems still
things are moving secretly
waiting for the dark

[zefrank]

with a small hammer

[Marcus Bales]

with a small hammer,
a spring, and duct tape, I've made

[Hyakujo's Fox]

with a small hammer,
a spring, and duct tape, I've made
a world all my own

[Feed the Monkey]

1. My mind, like a void

[amanda]

My mind, like a void
the TV must be turned off

[xfox]

My mind, like a void
the TV must be turned off
with the vacuum plugged in

[Hyakujo's Fox]

they say that in space

[Feed the Monkey]

They say that in space
There is not a lot to do

[amanda]

They say that in space
There is not a lot to do
save surfing the waves

[Hyakujo's Fox]

walking the shoreline

[Feed the Monkey]

Walking the shoreline
I see one set of footprints

[Marcus Bales]

Walking the shoreline
I see one set of footprints
Christ! Alone again.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

for two weeks after

[Hyakujo's Fox]

for two weeks after
your voice would not leave my mind

[Klynne]

for two weeks after
your voice would not leave my mind
please shut the hell up

[Zaftig]

basking in the sun

[Malmal11787]

basking in the sun
i put on sun tan lotion

[trisherina]

basking in the sun
i put on sun tan lotion
now I have wrinkles.

[Malmal11787]

lying on the sand

[Hyakujo's Fox]

lying on the sand
it didn't seem possible

[trisherina]

lying on the sand
it didn't seem possible
but you blocked the sun

[Hyakujo's Fox]

for fifty cents more

[straymonk]

for fifty cents more
you get eggroll and a smile

[des pommes]

for fifty cents more
you get eggroll and a smile
come again real soon

[Mary]

silence is golden

[des pommes]

silence is golden
so stop and shut your flan-hole

[Klynne]

silence is golden
so stop and shut your flan-hole
for the love of god

[Hyakujo's Fox]

there, in the wreckage

[Malmal11787]

there, in the wreckage
is a shiny treasure chest

[Hyakujo's Fox]

there, in the wreckage
is a shiny treasure chest
that will not open

[Malmal11787]

my mom's new boyfriend

[Hyakujo's Fox]

my mom's new boyfriend
has told us he feels better

[trisherina]

my mom's new boyfriend
has told us he feels better
if we feel him first

[Hyakujo's Fox]

this winter sunshine

[dinzdale]

this winter sunshine
upon my naked buttocks

[beckstra]

this winter sunshine
upon my naked buttocks
reminds me I'm cold

[Zaftig]

anxiously waiting

[Hyakujo's Fox]

anxiously waiting
as the rain starts coming down

[des pommes]

anxiously waiting
as the rain starts coming down
for an umbrella

[Brynn]

They cut down that tree

[trisherina]

They cut down that tree
For toothpicks and greeting cards

[amanda]

They cut down that tree
For toothpicks and greeting cards
nibble and lick time

[Hyakujo's Fox]

when I lost my mind