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surflugen

12-20-2002, 12:42 PM

1. Musak kills the mood
2. Hard to grind to that rhythm
3. I wonder why I'm hungry

cosmo949

12-20-2002, 12:50 PM

1. whisper me your name

zefrank

12-20-2002, 01:15 PM

1. whisper me your name
2.and I'll whisper mine to you

cosmo949

12-20-2002, 01:24 PM

1. whisper me your name
2.and I'll whisper mine to you
3. do you know my wish

jbisdaman

12-21-2002, 09:45 PM

1. Ah thats Brisk baby

Josue

12-21-2002, 10:04 PM

1. Ah thats Brisk baby
2. In a fine mist, m´lady

noella

12-23-2002, 11:34 AM

1. Ah thats Brisk baby
2. In a fine mist, m´lady
3. did you sneeze on me?

lapietra

12-23-2002, 07:13 PM

1. Scary morning hair

moel

12-26-2002, 12:03 AM

1. Scary morning hair
2. Golden locks, may crack mirror

cosmo949

12-26-2002, 03:07 PM

1. Scary morning hair
2. Golden locks, may crack mirror
3. Buzzzz, where's the clippers?

moel

12-27-2002, 01:44 AM

1. Screen glowing blue doom

AllegroNg

12-27-2002, 10:41 AM

1. Screen glowing blue doom
2. Give the three finger salute

moel

12-27-2002, 11:04 AM

1. Screen glowing blue doom
2. Give the three finger salute
3. Grey box makes me frown

dinzdale

12-27-2002, 02:36 PM

1. Birthday boy BealeBlues

Deviate

12-27-2002, 02:52 PM

1. Birthday boy BealeBlues
2. Smiles at the fresh new year

lapietra

12-27-2002, 07:41 PM

1. Birthday boy BealeBlues
2. Smiles at the fresh new year
3. Happy Birthday Beale!

Indigo

12-29-2002, 02:18 PM

1. That's when I saw it...

moel

12-29-2002, 02:34 PM

1. That's when I saw it...
2. There in great big gobs of it

cosmo949

12-29-2002, 02:44 PM

1. That's when I saw it...
2. There in great big gobs
3. Left-over fruitcake

wickedcanobeans

12-29-2002, 10:47 PM

1. Hand and foot are cold

cosmo949

12-29-2002, 11:18 PM

1. Hand and foot are cold
2. Tuck them against your stomach?

moel

12-30-2002, 12:59 AM

1. Hand and foot are cold
2. Tuck them against your stomach?
3. Yoga works wonders.

jbisdaman

12-30-2002, 02:14 AM

1. Hooters girls around

moel

12-30-2002, 02:20 AM

1. Hooters girls around
2. To serve you with very large......smiles.

jbisdaman

12-30-2002, 02:40 AM

More than a mouthful.

Indigo

12-30-2002, 02:14 PM

1. Eat Spaghetti-o-s

Deviate

12-30-2002, 02:16 PM

1. Eat Spaghetti-o-s
2. With meatballs, not frankfurters

moel

12-30-2002, 02:41 PM

1. Eat Spaghetti-o-s
2. With meatballs, not frankfurters
3. Yummy, yummy yum

Deviate

12-30-2002, 02:53 PM

1. waiting for my lunch

jbisdaman

12-30-2002, 03:33 PM

1. waiting for my lunch
2. it arrives but is not hot

cosmo949

12-30-2002, 03:44 PM

1. waiting for my lunch
2. it arrives but is not hot
3. it's best on the rocks

noella

12-30-2002, 04:55 PM

1. rocky road ice cream

wickedcanobeans

12-30-2002, 06:12 PM

1. Rocky road ice cream
2. I think i have found the way

Deviate

12-30-2002, 06:27 PM

1. Rocky road ice cream
2. I think i have found the way
3. stony path to soul

helenly

12-30-2002, 07:03 PM

1. new year's eve: drunk again.

Indigo

12-30-2002, 08:49 PM

1. New Year's Eve: drunk again.
2. I hope someone hid his keys...

wickedcanobeans

12-30-2002, 09:23 PM

1. New Year's Eve: drunk again.
2. I hope someone hid his keys...
3. I'm no good wasted.

moel

12-30-2002, 09:32 PM

1. Wicked can o beans

cosmo949

12-31-2002, 01:06 AM

1. Wicked can o beans
2. My heart beats fast at the thought

moel

12-31-2002, 01:08 AM

1. Wicked can o beans
2. My heart beats fast at the thought
3. A magical fruit

cosmo949

12-31-2002, 01:20 AM

1. Wicked thoughts out loud

Indigo

12-31-2002, 02:10 AM

1. Wicked thoughts out loud
2. Offending all who listen

1kookykat

12-31-2002, 03:37 AM

1. Wicked thoughts out loud
2. Offending all who listen
3. Stifle it, Edith

moel

12-31-2002, 02:49 PM

1. Fast, run Lola, run.

wickedcanobeans

12-31-2002, 08:11 PM

1. Fast, run Lola, run.
2. One of the best foreign films,

cosmo949

12-31-2002, 09:38 PM

1. Fast, run Lola, run.
2. One of the best foreign films,
3. and greatest hair cuts...

cosmo949

12-31-2002, 09:55 PM

1. Egregious delights

Indigo

12-31-2002, 10:10 PM

1. Egregious delights
2. Obviously mistaken

wickedcanobeans

12-31-2002, 10:12 PM

1. Egregious delights
2. Obviously mistaken
3. However tall you may be...

1kookykat

12-31-2002, 10:12 PM

1. Egregious delights
2. Obviously mistaken
3. Picking a big scab

cosmo949

12-31-2002, 10:15 PM

1. Negative thinking

Indigo

12-31-2002, 10:17 PM

1. Negative thinking
2. Will usually produce

1kookykat

12-31-2002, 10:26 PM

1. Negative thinking
2. Will usually produce
3. Shadows on the sun

Indigo

12-31-2002, 10:39 PM

1. At least once a day

1kookykat

12-31-2002, 11:29 PM

1. At least once a day
2. A stiff belt of good whiskey

cosmo949

01-01-2003, 08:27 PM

1. At least once a day
2. A stiff belt of good whiskey
3. Modifies ill will

wickedcanobeans

01-02-2003, 02:19 AM

My legs grew weary

1kookykat

01-02-2003, 02:33 AM

My legs grew weary
Wearing her strappy high heels

AllegroNg

01-02-2003, 10:08 AM

My legs grew weary
Wearing her strappy high heels
I'm sexy drag queen.

helenly

01-02-2003, 08:14 PM

1. shopping obsession

Indigo

01-02-2003, 08:26 PM

1. shopping obsession
2. handbag smells like burnt visa

1kookykat

01-02-2003, 08:32 PM

1. shopping obsession
2. handbag smells like burnt visa
3. sixty percent off

surflugen

01-02-2003, 10:03 PM

1. Freaky little cat

Indigo

01-03-2003, 02:31 AM

1. Freaky little cat
2. Playing with a box of bugs

1kookykat

01-03-2003, 04:17 AM

1. Freaky little cat
2. Playing with a box of bugs
3. And a microscope

noxxville

01-03-2003, 09:25 PM

1. Laughing Jim Joe Bob

cosmo949

01-03-2003, 09:28 PM

1. Laughing Jim Joe Bob
2. Scratches his ass, picks his teeth

Indigo

01-03-2003, 11:04 PM

1. Laughing Jim Joe Bob
2. Scratches his ass, picks his teeth
3. Using the same hand

cosmo949

01-04-2003, 12:49 PM

1. Currently active

AllegroNg

01-04-2003, 02:59 PM

1. Currently active
2. Happy Birthday, Kookykat!<3

noxxville

01-04-2003, 04:49 PM

1. Currently active
2. Happy Birthday, Kookykat!<3
3. Candles blown wishes

Indigo

01-04-2003, 08:35 PM

1. Watch the horizon...

Deviate

01-05-2003, 03:17 AM

1. Watch the horizon...
2. Melt, dripping bitter acid

helenly

01-05-2003, 10:00 AM

1. watch the horizon
2. melt, dripping bitter acid
3. and fluffy clouds, too

lapietra

01-05-2003, 03:02 PM

1. Too much chocolate

AllegroNg

01-05-2003, 03:05 PM

1. Too much chocolate
2. Will give your teeth a brown tint

Indigo

01-05-2003, 04:11 PM

1. Too much chocolate
2. Will give your teeth a brown tint
3. White chocolate rocks

(hee hee)

AllegroNg

01-05-2003, 05:28 PM

(White chocoloate rocks? What are those? Is that a yankee thing? Is it anything like rock candy?)

;) ;) ;)

moel

01-05-2003, 11:13 PM

1. Waiting while wanting

cosmo949

01-06-2003, 01:06 AM

1. Waiting while wanting
2. Your voice to whisper demands

1kookykat

01-06-2003, 03:06 AM

1. Waiting while wanting
2. Your voice to whisper demands
3. Wait 'til we get home

noxxville

01-06-2003, 03:24 AM

1. Thrown pillow blanket

lapietra

01-06-2003, 04:33 AM

1. Thrown pillow blanket
2. Stomp into the other room

Indigo

01-06-2003, 05:02 PM

1. Thrown pillow blanket
2. Stomp into the other room
3. "Frickin' Frackin' Grrrrrrrr"

Deviate

01-06-2003, 05:10 PM

1) hafta go baff-woom

noxxville

01-06-2003, 08:58 PM

1) hafta go baff-woom
2) liquid jelly like new wind

AllegroNg

01-06-2003, 09:52 PM

1) hafta go baff-woom
2) liquid jelly like new wind
3) warm, quiet feeling.. oh yeaaah.

cosmo949

01-07-2003, 12:44 AM

1. How to be happy

lapietra

01-07-2003, 01:06 AM

1. How to be happy
2. Sow seeds of love every day

cosmo949

01-07-2003, 02:05 AM

1. How to be happy
2. Sow seeds of love every day
3. Or bake some cookies

cosmo949

01-07-2003, 02:26 AM

1. Change your life (or not)

RuneT

01-07-2003, 07:49 AM

1. Change your life (or not)
2. Let your ying yang find it's way

AllegroNg

01-07-2003, 10:25 AM

1. Change your life (or not)
2. Let your ying yang find it's way
3. Prozac could help, too!

RuneT

01-07-2003, 10:30 AM

1. Let your bootie shake

dinzdale

01-07-2003, 04:02 PM

1. Let your bootie shake
2. In that dress so cheap and tight

noxxville

01-07-2003, 05:01 PM

1. Let your bootie shake
2. In that dress so cheap and tight
3. I like Twinkies too.

cosmo949

01-07-2003, 05:07 PM

1. Be diplomatic

dinzdale

01-07-2003, 05:16 PM

1. Be diplomatic
2. When your wife or girlfriend asks

amanda

01-07-2003, 09:42 PM

1. Be diplomatic
2. When your wife or girlfriend asks
3. "Why are you sober?"

moel

01-07-2003, 11:04 PM

1. The Dog Mister Pink

Indigo

01-08-2003, 12:10 AM

1. The Dog Mister Pink
2. Did not like to wear sweaters

lapietra

01-08-2003, 12:42 AM

1. The Dog Mister Pink
2. Did not like to wear sweaters
3. They made him look fat

lapietra

01-08-2003, 12:44 AM

1. Sugar bunny cat

moel

01-08-2003, 12:48 AM

1. Sugar bunny cat
2. Has identity issues

1kookykat

01-08-2003, 03:59 AM

1. Sugar bunny cat
2. Has identity issues
3. But shags like a minx

RuneT

01-08-2003, 06:02 AM

1. A zemonkey is

Indigo

01-08-2003, 06:02 AM

1. A zemonkey is
2. Prepared to dance through the night

RuneT

01-08-2003, 06:06 AM

1. Who took my jell-o?
2. You need to ask that fellow

RuneT

01-08-2003, 06:11 AM

1. A zemonkey is
2. Prepared to dance through the night
3. Stir, the pot of love

Indigo

01-08-2003, 06:13 AM

1. Who took my jell-o?
2. You need to ask that fellow
3. He's wearing your bra

RuneT

01-08-2003, 06:18 AM

1. A fish in a hat

AllegroNg

01-08-2003, 11:53 AM

1. A fish in a hat
2. Is worth two in the boxers

Indigo

01-08-2003, 03:27 PM

1. A fish in a hat
2. Is worth two in the boxers
3. Try not to get finned

cosmo949

01-08-2003, 08:13 PM

1. Pass the tartar sauce

funkytuba

01-08-2003, 10:05 PM

1. Pass the tartar sauce
2. This coffee's kind of fishy

amanda

01-08-2003, 10:44 PM

1. Pass the tartar sauce
2. This coffee's kind of fishy
3. Cream, no scales please

moel

01-09-2003, 12:22 AM

1. The devil inside

cosmo949

01-09-2003, 01:50 AM

1. The devil inside
2. Drinks shots at the airport bar

noxxville

01-09-2003, 02:21 AM

1. The devil inside
2. Drinks shots at the airport bar
3. No tip left, bad devil

RuneT

01-09-2003, 05:39 AM

1. People always come

1kookykat

01-09-2003, 06:06 AM

1. People always come
2. To new worlds without a towel

noxxville

01-09-2003, 07:50 PM

1. People always come
2. To new worlds without a towel
3. Must obey the crab

cosmo949

01-09-2003, 07:57 PM

1. Don't be erratic

1kookykat

01-09-2003, 08:46 PM

1. Don't be erratic
2. Eschew arbitrariness

funkytuba

01-09-2003, 09:06 PM

1. Don't be erratic
2. Eschew arbitrariness
3. Undies cling tightly

noxxville

01-09-2003, 11:09 PM

Jumping poo soars above

AllegroNg

01-09-2003, 11:20 PM

Jumping poo soars above
Forgetting the haiku form;)

Indigo

01-09-2003, 11:28 PM

Jumping poo soars above
Forgetting the haiku form
Beale! Anarchy poo!

noxxville

01-09-2003, 11:30 PM

1. Very slow noxxville

1kookykat

01-09-2003, 11:36 PM

1. Very slow noxxville
2. Buck up, Bro, Mike Hunt's in town!

noxxville

01-09-2003, 11:39 PM

1. Very slow noxxville
2. Buck up, Bro, Mike Hunt's in town!
3. Smile broadens, lips moist.

cosmo949

01-10-2003, 01:59 AM

1. Exhaustion sets in

noxxville

01-10-2003, 02:23 AM

1. Exhaustion sets in
2. But Tired eyes cannot sleep

cosmo949

01-10-2003, 02:34 AM

1. Exhaustion sets in
2. But Tired eyes cannot sleep
3. Where's Joe Millionaire?

Indigo

01-11-2003, 03:13 PM

Where are my damn keys?

AllegroNg

01-11-2003, 04:44 PM

1. Where are my damn keys?
2. I bet somebody ate them.

moel

01-11-2003, 05:38 PM

1. Where are my damn keys?
2. I bet somebody ate them.
3. Man my stomach hurts.

noxxville

01-13-2003, 03:06 AM

1. Superfly disco

lapietra

01-13-2003, 03:31 AM

1. Superfly disco
2. Uncle Funk's sparkly pink pants

amanda

01-13-2003, 11:27 AM

1. Superfly disco
2. Uncle Funk's sparkly pink pants
3. Grandma's house is hip

ProfessionalGun

01-13-2003, 06:41 PM

1. Footsteps hit the floor

AllegroNg

01-13-2003, 07:47 PM

1. Footsteps hit the floor
2. In a quick rhythmic way

noxxville

01-13-2003, 07:48 PM

1. Footsteps hit the floor
2. In a quick rhythmic way
3. Face follows ouch

ProfessionalGun

01-13-2003, 07:55 PM

1. That last haiku SUCKED

cosmo949

01-13-2003, 07:59 PM

1. That last haiku SUCKED
2. However YOU are special

AllegroNg

01-13-2003, 08:59 PM

1. That last haiku SUCKED
2. However YOU are special
3. Your mom sucked harder.

ProfessionalGun

01-13-2003, 09:58 PM

1. Let's all get along

1kookykat

01-13-2003, 11:58 PM

1. Let's all get along
2. And warble like nightingales

ProfessionalGun

01-14-2003, 03:41 AM

1. Let's all get along
2. And warble like nightingales
3. Warm, heartfelt love songs.

RuneT

01-14-2003, 08:20 AM

1. My philosophy

AllegroNg

01-14-2003, 10:33 AM

1. My philosophy
2. Wait! I was only kidding!

ProfessionalGun

01-14-2003, 11:06 AM

1. My philosophy
2. Wait! I was only kidding!
3. My hypocrisy

RuneT

01-14-2003, 11:52 AM

1. Happy birthday mon

ProfessionalGun

01-14-2003, 02:36 PM

1. Happy birthday mon
2. Many years give you wisdom

cosmo949

01-14-2003, 05:46 PM

1. Happy birthday mon
2. Many years give you wisdom
3. And reading glasses

ProfessionalGun

01-14-2003, 06:43 PM

1. Reading is the key

danh

01-15-2003, 12:28 AM

1. Reading is the key
2. Hooked on Fonics werked for mee.

noxxville

01-15-2003, 03:10 AM

1. Reading is the key
2. Hooked on Fonics werked for mee.
3. I done got skoolded

Indigo

01-15-2003, 02:03 PM

Lets all have a drink

ProfessionalGun

01-15-2003, 02:23 PM

1. Lets all have a drink
2. Intoxication is bliss

AllegroNg

01-15-2003, 03:43 PM

1. Lets all have a drink
2. Intoxication is bliss
3. Drink until she's cute

moel

01-15-2003, 04:53 PM

1. Pass the horseradish

noxxville

01-15-2003, 08:02 PM

1. Pass the horseradish
2. Tangy food for all to eat

jenschka

01-16-2003, 12:21 AM

1. Pass the horseradish
2. Tangy food for all to eat
3. Makes us squeal and fart

jenschka

01-16-2003, 01:16 AM

1. Choked on a pretzel

noxxville

01-16-2003, 03:36 AM

1. Choked on a pretzel
2. The boy has tried to kill me

danh

01-16-2003, 12:33 PM

1. Choked on a pretzel
2. The boy has tried to kill me
3. Little Tim must die

an alternative:

1. Choked on a pretzel
2. killed few remaining brain cells
3. George "Dubaya" Bush

ProfessionalGun

01-16-2003, 01:05 PM

**Yeeeesssss danh! ! Following a common theme is GOOD- ISN'T IT! . . .Cheers!**

1. Sadam is hiding

Indigo

01-16-2003, 10:14 PM

**Yeeeesssss danh! ! Following a common theme is GOOD- ISN'T IT! . . .Cheers!**

1. Sadam is hiding
2. Someone got cheese on the rug

RuneT

01-17-2003, 05:19 AM

1. Sadam is hiding
2. Someone got cheese on the rug
3. Solution is war

jenschka

01-17-2003, 01:59 PM

Good one you guys! I'm impressed!:D

ProfessionalGun

01-18-2003, 12:28 AM

1. Ze is a genius

AllegroNg

01-18-2003, 10:28 AM

1. Ze is a genius
2. His grapes and monkeys love him

Indigo

01-18-2003, 11:23 AM

1. Ze is a genius
2. His grapes and monkeys love him
3. My, my... what a bunch

jenschka

01-18-2003, 02:10 PM

It's a hollow world

danh

01-18-2003, 03:55 PM

1. It's a hollow world
2. As some would have you believe (see -> Hollow Earth (http://skepdic.com/hollowearth.html))

Indigo

01-18-2003, 08:08 PM

1. It's a hollow world
2. As some would have you believe (see -> Hollow Earth)
3. Mother Earth has gas

danh

01-18-2003, 10:03 PM

1. Ich will dich schlagen

figure that one out...

jenschka

01-18-2003, 10:16 PM

1. Ich will dich schlagen
2. Weil du einfach verrückt bist

figure that one out... (5 syllables)
i'm on to your game, mister (7 syllables)

danh

01-18-2003, 10:31 PM

1. Ich will dich schlagen
2. Weil du einfach verrückt bist
3. Und ich mag dich nicht

figure that one out... (5 syllables)
i'm on to your game, mister (7 syllables)
crap, foiled again. (there's your stinkin' 5 syllables... grumble grumble)

danh

01-18-2003, 10:33 PM

Eins: Ich bin sehr doof, weil...

jenschka

01-18-2003, 10:34 PM

1. Thanks Dahn for the laugh

lapietra

01-18-2003, 10:34 PM

1. Ich will dich schlagen
2. Weil du einfach verrückt bist
3. mit meinen Greifern

figure that one out... (5 syllables)
i'm on to your game, mister (7 syllables)
I have new mittens (5 syllables)

lapietra

01-18-2003, 10:36 PM

1. Ack! Late. Embarrassed.

jenschka

01-18-2003, 10:37 PM

Eins: Ich bin sehr doof, weil...
Zwei: ich jetzt keine hirn habe

danh

01-18-2003, 10:43 PM

1. Thanks Dahn for the laugh
2. three replies at once, how weird.

Eins: Ich bin sehr doof, weil...
Zwei: ich jetzt keine hirn habe
Drei: Ich hab' kopf Schmerzen

(kause I don't speak german)

Indigo

01-18-2003, 10:47 PM

1. Ack! Late. Embarrassed.
2. Fear not, lemony fresh Queen!

danh

01-18-2003, 10:53 PM

1. Ack! Late. Embarrassed.
2. Fear not, lemony fresh Queen!
3. we can forgive you.

and just tying up loose ends.

1. Thanks Dahn for the laugh
2. three replies at once, how weird.
3. Please, call me DANH.

ProfessionalGun

01-19-2003, 01:15 AM

1. German's confusing

Indigo

01-19-2003, 01:25 AM

1. German's confusing
2. If one doesn't speak German

danh

01-19-2003, 03:45 AM

1. German's confusing
2. If one doesn't speak German
3. Man ist ein Dummkopf.

noxxville

01-20-2003, 01:38 AM

1. buttermilk flapjacks

ProfessionalGun

01-20-2003, 09:25 PM

1. buttermilk flapjacks
2. never ending at iHOP

danh

01-20-2003, 10:05 PM

1. buttermilk flapjacks
2. never ending at iHOP
3. Maple syrup.... yum.

noxxville

01-21-2003, 02:18 AM

1. Haikus are fading

ProfessionalGun

01-21-2003, 02:25 AM

1. Haikus are fading
2. So little inspiration

surflugen

01-21-2003, 02:32 AM

1. Haikus are fading
2. So little inspiration
3. life is running dry

ProfessionalGun

01-21-2003, 02:33 AM

1. That was depressing

surflugen

01-21-2003, 03:04 AM

1. That was depressing
2. but only in a kind way

noxxville

01-21-2003, 03:06 AM

1. That was depressing
2. but only in a kind way
3. Life will still go on

helenly

01-21-2003, 11:36 AM

1. moose in a basket

xerocs

01-21-2003, 11:44 AM

1. moose in a basket
2. how can it possibly fit?

dinzdale

01-21-2003, 11:57 AM

1. moose in a basket
2. how can it possibly fit?
3. removable horns.

xerocs

01-21-2003, 12:01 PM

1. lickable butter

RuneT

01-21-2003, 12:07 PM

1. lickable butter
2. is honey for the lonly

ProfessionalGun

01-21-2003, 12:12 PM

1. lickable butter
2. is honey for the lonly
3. such is life: bitter.

RuneT

01-21-2003, 12:15 PM

1. professionalgun

1kookykat

01-22-2003, 12:03 AM

1. professionalgun
2. boogety boogety shoo

ProfessionalGun

01-22-2003, 12:06 AM

1. professionalgun
2. boogety boogety shoo
3. i am offended

noxxville

01-22-2003, 02:36 AM

1. gooseflesh buttercup

1kookykat

01-22-2003, 02:53 AM

1. gooseflesh buttercup
2. pubescent powerpuff girl

ProfessionalGun

01-22-2003, 02:55 AM

1. gooseflesh buttercup
2. pubescent powerpuff girl
3. two things I adore

jenschka

01-22-2003, 04:23 AM

1. Soft sparkling starlight

RuneT

01-22-2003, 04:46 AM

1. Soft sparkling starlight
2. naked people on the ground :eek:

ProfessionalGun

01-22-2003, 12:30 PM

1. Soft sparkling starlight
2. naked people on the ground
3. Woodstock memories

xerocs

01-22-2003, 12:35 PM

1. A very long day

helenly

01-22-2003, 12:35 PM

1. it's the way forward

helenly

01-22-2003, 12:37 PM

1. a very long day
2. unfinished: still afternoon

sorry x i like yours better...

xerocs

01-22-2003, 12:38 PM

1. it's the way forward
2. or it can be the way back

i liked yours too

ProfessionalGun

01-22-2003, 03:07 PM

1. it's the way forward
2. or it can be the way back
3. either way, let's go

noxxville

01-22-2003, 08:49 PM

1. a very long day
2. unfinished: still afternoon
3. night falls silently

Had to be fair

surflugen

01-23-2003, 09:23 PM

1. Surfed the morning waves

jenschka

01-23-2003, 11:36 PM

1. Surfed the morning waves
2. indecent sun exposure

xerocs

01-24-2003, 06:10 AM

1. Surfed the morning waves
2. indecent sun exposure
3. from the internet?

helenly

01-27-2003, 09:45 AM

1. planning a party

amanda

01-27-2003, 11:22 AM

1. planning a party
2. in New York, around June 5th

AllegroNg

01-27-2003, 12:21 PM

1. planning a party
2. in New York, around June 5th
3. Ooooh, what should I wear???

noxxville

01-28-2003, 01:36 AM

1. lack of persistence

RuneT

01-28-2003, 11:49 AM

1. lack of persistence
2. must have whats on the tv

1kookykat

01-29-2003, 02:26 AM

1. lack of persistence
2. must have whats on the tv
3. stuck to the sofa

moel

01-29-2003, 02:34 AM

1. Fishing in the dark

RuneT

01-29-2003, 11:40 AM

1. Fishing in the dark
2. Gagging for chunky sushi

helenly

01-29-2003, 06:09 PM

1. fishing in the dark
2. gagging for chunky sushi
3. hot wasabi chokes!

noxxville

01-29-2003, 07:42 PM

1. Hand me the crack pipe

moel

01-29-2003, 08:05 PM

1. Hand me the crack pipe
2. Wait, taking another toke

trisherina

01-29-2003, 09:50 PM

!. Hand me the crack pipe.
2. Wait, taking another toke
3. I am the eggman.

dinzdale

01-30-2003, 06:59 PM

Yakmeat in freezer

Cr.Box

01-30-2003, 08:37 PM

1. Yakmeat in freezer
2. A frozen tasty teazer

noxxville

01-30-2003, 08:43 PM

1. Yakmeat in freezer
2. A frozen tasty teazer
3. Yummy Yak jerky

cosmo949

01-30-2003, 11:43 PM

1. Careful, steady now

moel

01-30-2003, 11:51 PM

1. Careful, steady now
2. Easy does it big fella

noxxville

01-31-2003, 02:07 AM

1. Careful, steady now
2. Easy does it big fella
3. Big happy gone wild

cosmo949

01-31-2003, 02:32 AM

1. Slow, silent, stealthy

noxxville

01-31-2003, 03:26 AM

1. Slow, silent, stealthy
2. Big lies from a little man

moel

01-31-2003, 05:26 AM

1. Slow, silent, stealthy
2. Big lies from a little man
3. George W. Bush

amanda

01-31-2003, 11:28 AM

invisible men

dinzdale

01-31-2003, 11:39 AM

1. Invisible men
2. Sneak into women's bathrooms

noxxville

01-31-2003, 08:35 PM

1. Invisible men
2. Sneak into women's bathrooms
3. Much joy then abounds

Deviate

02-03-2003, 05:59 PM

1. it is not easy

noxxville

02-03-2003, 08:35 PM

1. it is not easy
2. Being cheesy so they say