comunal haikus

[cosmo949]

1. it is not easy
2. Being cheesy so they say
3. but what do they know

[moel]

1. Comunal haikus

[Deviate]

1. Comunal haikus
2. Fits very well as the first

[moel]

1. Comunal haikus
2. Fits very well as the first
3. Line in this haiku

[1kookykat]

1. Guinness Extra Stout

[noxxville]

1. Guinness Extra Stout
2. Big slurp happy drink for me

[helenly]

3. black poo tomorrow.

[moel]

1. Big hair all ablaze

[dinzdale]

1. Big hair all ablaze
2. Lit candles in tart's boudoir

[noxxville]

1. Big hair all ablaze
2. Lit candles in tart's boudoir
3. My hair, the fire, fear.

[surflugen]

1. Michael Jackson is

[moel]

1. Michael Jackson is
2. Popular culture gone wrong

[surflugen]

1. Michael Jackson is
2. Popular culture gone wrong
3. Quick, give the man a hanky

[noxxville]

1. Winodws mist lightly

[dickieC]

1. Winodws mist lightly
2. MS spellchecker useless

[moel]

1. Winodws mist lightly
2. MS spellchecker useless
3. Wats a spelcheeker?

[Deviate]

1. devil child burn burn

[noxxville]

1. devil child burn burn
2. Why must they all hate water?

[RuneT]

1. devil child burn burn
2. Why must they all hate water?
3. Wow! It exploded

[noxxville]

1. no pants, so happy

[surflugen]

1. no pants, so happy
2. I'm off like a bull with gas

[Deviate]

1. no pants, so happy
2. I'm off like a bull with gas
3. join me in the tub

[AllegroNg]

1. Just. Look. At. Her. Butt.

[noxxville]

1. Just. Look. At. Her. Butt.
2. Large moon over the sunset

[moel]

1. Just. Look. At. Her. Butt.
2. Large moon over the sunset
3. Damn! Baby got back

[noxxville]

1. printer screams broken

[AllegroNg]

1. printer screams broken
2. "Communication error!!"

[noxxville]

1. printer screams broken
2. "Communication error!!"
3. Torn apart happy

[cosmo949]

1. glass breaks, time to go

[lapietra]

1. glass breaks, time to go
2. drink not too good anyway

[AllegroNg]

1. glass breaks, time to go
2. drink not too good anyway
3. please, don't drink and type.

[noxxville]

1. Buttermilk biscuits

[helenly]

1. Buttermilk biscuits
2. Mmm! yummy, sweet and crunchy

[AllegroNg]

1. Buttermilk biscuits
2. Mmm! yummy, sweet and crunchy
3. Put on some gravy!

[dinzdale]

1. If your poo turns black

[lapietra]

1. If your poo turns black
2. Better go to the doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

1. If your poo turns black
2. Better go to the doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. S'Ok...it's Guinness....

[AllegroNg]

1. He's straight, not narrow

[noxxville]

1. He's straight, not narrow
2. Or so he'd like you to think

[Deviate]

1. He's straight, not narrow
2. Or so he'd like you to think
3. Hiding his pink scarf

[cosmo949]

1. Solid rocket fuel

[AllegroNg]

1. Solid rocket fuel
2. Keep away from open flames

[RuneT]

1. Solid rocket fuel
2. Keep away from open flames
3. Let me have a taste!

[cosmo949]

1. No more candy! Please!

[noxxville]

1. No more candy! Please!
2. My ass is big as a house

[dinzdale]

1. No more candy! Please!
2. My ass is big as a house
3. But Dinz still loves me

[surflugen]

1. Tawna is so sweet

(please help me with a nice one for a coworker)

[dinzdale]

1. Tawna is so sweet
2. I wish I knew her better

[surflugen]

1. Tawna is so sweet
2. I wish I knew her better
3. Her charm makes me smile

thanks

[dinzdale]

Well it was that or:

1. Tawna is so sweet
2. When she bends over my desk
3. It's just like Christmas

Take your pick.

[Zyle]

1. Dinz is so mucky

[noxxville]

1. Dinz is so mucky
2. The sap it flows like river

[Zyle]

1. Dinz is so mucky
2. The sap it flows like river
3. But we all love him

[noxxville]

1. Got no Valentine

[Zyle]

1. Got no Valentine
2. Instead lots of cheap vodka

[AllegroNg]

1. Got no Valentine
2. Instead lots of cheap vodka
3. I choo choo chooooooose you! :-*

[noxxville]

1. Pant or not to pant?

[surflugen]

1. Pant or not to pant?
2. pull my chin up off the floor

[moel]

1. Pant or not to pant?
2. pull my chin up off the floor
3. At least wear boxers

[noxxville]

1. Ass, turd, Beale and cock

[Zyle]

1. Ass, turd, Beale and cock
2. the wonders Rimmer shows us

[Lauren]

3.) The flower so happily pink

[cosmo949]

1. You are what you write

[moel]

1. You are what you write
2. Words write I, I am the word

[noxxville]

1. You are what you write
2. Words write I, I am the word
3. Write words what you are

[cosmo949]

1. Too much fun sounds great!

[moel]

1. Too much fun sounds great!
2. Party all day, every night

This one sounds pretty neat.... read backwards:
You are what you write
Words write I, I am the word
Write words what you are

[noxxville]

1. Too much fun sounds great!
2. Party all day, every night
3. Ouch my head hurts now

[cosmo949]

1. Come here, I need help!

[moel]

1. Come here, I need help!
2. Here I come, but where is here?

[cosmo949]

1. Come here, I need help!
2. Here I come, but where is here?
3. See me there, waving?

[Zyle]

1. I hate arsonists

[1kookykat]

1. I hate arsonists
2. And arses, but yours is nice

[Deviate]

1. I hate arsonists
2. And arses, but yours is nice
3. Butt not when on fire.

[moel]

1. Look deep inside you

[cosmo949]

1. Look deep inside you
2. For your best inclinations

[noxxville]

1. Look deep inside you
2. For your best inclinations
3. not too deep, scary

[lapietra]

1. So - where are you from?

[cosmo949]

1. So - where are you from?
2. Have I seen you here before?

[noxxville]

1. So - where are you from?
2. Have I seen you here before?
3. Have you seen my pants?

[moel]

1. Yo dude, thats like... wack.

[noxxville]

1. Yo dude, thats like... wack.
2. Why you gotta front bling-bling?

[cosmo949]

1. Yo dude, thats like... wack.
2. Why you gotta front bling-bling?
3. Isn't that your mom?

[lapietra]

1. Why keep me waiting?

[cosmo949]

1. Why keep me waiting?
2. Life is movement, let's leap now!

[noxxville]

1. Why keep me waiting?
2. Life is movement, let's leap now!
3. Water in the pool?

[lapietra]

1. He's so quick, and wry.

[cosmo949]

1. He's so quick, and wry.
2. Despite consuming black stout.

[moel]

1. He's so quick, and wry.
2. Despite consuming black stout.
3. Is Ze drunk again?

[cosmo949]

1. At no cost to you

[moel]

1. At no cost to you
2. Why yes, it can all be yours

[RuneT]

1. At no cost to you
2. Why yes, it can all be yours
3. creditcard number

[dinzdale]

1. The card said Miss Pain

[lapietra]

1. The card said Miss Pain
2. But he was disappointed

[moel]

1. The card said Miss Pain
2. But he was disappointed
3. She was not that bad

[cosmo949]

1. She's built for comfort

[noxxville]

1. She's built for comfort
2. Like a shiny tricycle

[dinzdale]

1. She's built for comfort
2. Like a shiny tricycle
3. But less expensive

[cosmo949]

1. No such thing as luck

[noxxville]

1. No such thing as luck
2. I say damn the lottery

[cosmo949]

1. No such thing as luck
2. I say damn the lottery
3. Where's your ATM?

[noxxville]

1. Biscuits will not rise

[dinzdale]

1. Biscuits will not rise
2. In open armed rebellion

[lapietra]

1. Biscuits will not rise
2. In open armed rebellion
3. Widespread buttering

[moel]

1. Man dressed as woman

[lapietra]

1. Man dressed as woman
2. Cooking dishes made with cheeeeeeeeese

[noxxville]

1. Man dressed as woman
2. Cooking dishes made with cheeeeeeeeese
3. I lick her fingers

[dinzdale]

1. Noxx eats anything

[lapietra]

1. Noxx eats anything
2. That's covered in chocolate

[moel]

1. Noxx eats anything
2. That's covered in chocolate
3. Or fresh glass cleaner

[dinzdale]

1. Topless donut shop

[noxxville]

1. Topless donut shop
2. Whatch where you put that donut!

[dinzdale]

1. Topless donut shop
2. Watch where you put that donut!
3. Sugar cherry fun

[Deviate]

1. Now Starting Haiku

[AllegroNg]

1. Now Starting Haiku
2. Now messing up Haiku:-D

[moel]

1. Now Starting Haiku
2. Now messing up Haiku:-D
3. Five syllables here

[cosmo949]

1. What are you doing?

[AllegroNg]

1. What are you doing?
2. Nobody, why do you ask?

[noxxville]

1. What are you doing?
2. Nobody, why do you ask?
3. Jealousy just sucks

[cosmo949]

1. This moment leaves me

[noxxville]

1. This moment leaves me
2. Like a John out of money

[trisherina]

1. This moment leaves me
2. Like a John out of money
3. In a bawdy house.

[lapietra]

1. Frank Zappa would say

[1kookykat]

1. Frank Zappa would say
2. Watch out where the huskies go

[lapietra]

1. Frank Zappa would say
2. Watch out where the huskies go
3. Great googly moogly!

[dinzdale]

1. Need Chilli Burger

[lapietra]

1. Need Chilli Burger
2. Covered with onions and cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

[noxxville]

1. Need Chilli Burger
2. Covered with onions and cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
3. and watermelon

[cosmo949]

1. I deserve flowers

[Zyle]

1. I deserve flowers
2. because i am wonderful

[lapietra]

1. I deserve flowers
2. because i am wonderful
3. I AM A GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












*ahem*
*straightens 'do*

[lapietra]

1. He's out there, I know

[dinzdale]

1. He's out there, I know
2. Looking through the lounge window

[noxxville]

1. He's out there, I know
2. Looking through the lounge window
3. Damn his liesure suit!

[Deviate]

1. Snuffy sniff, sniffle

[cosmo949]

1. Snuffy sniff, sniffle
2. Your damn dog is intrusive

[dinzdale]

1. Snuffy sniff, sniffle
2. Your damn dog is intrusive
3. And his nose is cold

[cosmo949]

1. Inescapable

[moel]

1. Inescapable
2. Inevitability

[cosmo949]

1. Inescapable
2. Inevitability
3. Inexplicable

[moel]

1. Rage, dont go gentle

[cosmo949]

1. Rage, dont go gentle
2. Sound and fury get headlines

[moel]

1. Rage, dont go gentle
2. Sound and fury get headlines
3. Crime and punishment

[noxxville]

1. I fly alone fear

[cosmo949]

2. Snoring men, crying babies

[moel]

1. I fly alone fear
2. Snoring men, crying babies
3. Whats that on the wing?

[lapietra]

1. Meet me just this once

[moel]

1. Meet me just this once
2. Together, it can be we

[lapietra]

1. Meet me just this once
2. Together, it can be we
3. Who point out the stars

[moel]

1. Give me some sugar

[lapietra]

1. Give me some sugar
2. Lay a big ol' wet one on

[dinzdale]

1. Give me some sugar
2. Lay a big ol' wet one on
3. Just dont reach around.

[helenly]

1. working late again

[dinzdale]

1. working late again
2. but at least my G-string's full

[moel]

1. working late again
2. but at least my G-string's full
3. All's well in the end

[lapietra]

1. men have one track minds

[helenly]

1. men have one track minds
2. beer and nymphomaniacs

[dickieC]

1. men have one track minds
2. beer and nymphomaniacs
3. Two out of three ain't bad

[noxxville]

1. Let's get back on track

[moel]

1. Let's get back on track
2. Yes, lets: backtrack to ten legs

[dinzdale]

1. Let's get back on track
2. Yes, lets: backtrack to ten legs
3. Back into the slime

[sbraiden]

1. There is no rewind.

[lapietra]

1. There is no rewind.
2. There is only play, replay

[sbraiden]

1. There is no rewind.
2. There is only play, replay
3. Time, unchained, moves on.

[cosmo949]

1. So many questions

[moel]

1. So many questions
2. Endless possibilities

[sbraiden]

1. So many questions
2. Endless possibilities
3. I'm-possible clues ...

[sbraiden]

1. pomegranate sun

[lapietra]

1. pomegranate sun
2. fuchsia juicy dancing rays

[cosmo949]

1. pomegranate sun
2. fuchsia juicy dancing rays
3. tiny seeds rain down

[cosmo949]

1. with my own two hands

[moel]

1. with my own two hands
2. I create and I destroy

[cosmo949]

1. with my own two hands
2. I create and I destroy
3. love drives every deed

[sbraiden]

1. intoxicating

[lapietra]

1. intoxicating
2. your nearness makes me dizzy

[sbraiden]

1. intoxicating
2. your nearness makes me dizzy
3. long to drink you up

[moel]

1. Turning into you

[cosmo949]

1. Turning into you
2. Sweet intimacy denied

[noxxville]

1. Turning into you
2. Sweet intimacy denied
3. Where's the blow-up doll

[moel]

1. Mind over matter

[trisherina]

1. Mind over matter
2. Richard Feinman played bongos

[cosmo949]

1. Mind over matter
2. Richard Feinman played bongos
3. I prefer red wine

[noxxville]

1. One more tequila

[moel]

1. One more tequila
2. Two very messy new shoes

[cosmo949]

1. One more tequila
2. Two very messy new shoes
3. Still I wear my dress

[moel]

1. Softly flowing air

[noxxville]

1. Softly flowing air
2. over my inner left thigh

[moel]

1. Softly flowing air
2. over my inner left thigh
3. windows will open

[cosmo949]

1. O Spring, clouds of gnats

[moel]

1. O Spring, clouds of gnats
2. O small two-winged biting fly

[noxxville]

1. O Spring, clouds of gnats
2. O small two-winged biting fly
3. O where is my spray?

[moel]

1. Does his god want war?

[lapietra]

1. Does his god want war?
2. Pretty sure my god doesn't

[cosmo949]

1. Does his god want war?
2. Pretty sure my god doesn't
3. It's not about god

[moel]

I dont think the war is about god, i just wrote that after listening to bush end his speech on war with: "may god continue to bless america". Made me wonder. Anyway....

1. Everywhere I look

[cosmo949]

1. Everywhere I look
2. I hope to see kindness thrive

[noxxville]

1. Everywhere I look
2. I hope to see kindness thrive
3. But it just doesn't

[moel]

1. Looking through your eyes

[helenly]

1. looking through your eyes
2. i start to see things your way

[Deviate]

1. looking through your eyes
2. i start to see things your way
3. and drink the Kool-Aid

[lapietra]

1. Cold fingers typing

[Deviate]

1. Cold fingers typing
2. Avoiding tedious tasks

[lapietra]

1. Cold fingers typing
2. Avoiding tedious tasks
3. those dishes still there....?

[Deviate]

1. Cold fingers typing
2. Avoiding tedious tasks
3. those dishes still there....?
4. the trash goes out where....?

[lapietra]

1. Just one more button

[cosmo949]

1. Just one more button
2 Paradise almost in reach

[moel]

1. Just one more button
2. Paradise almost in reach
3. And then I woke up

[cosmo949]

1. I got lots of cash!

[moel]

1. I got lots of cash!
2. Now the cops are after me

[cosmo949]

1. I got lots of cash!
2. Now the cops are after me
3. Damn those accountants!

[moel]

1. Wont allow my word

[cosmo949]

1. Wont allow my word
2. Wont allow my defiance

[moel]

1. Wont allow my word
2. Wont allow my defiance
3. ***** **** *****

[Deviate]

1. Beauty named Noel

[lapietra]

1. Beauty named Noel
2. Quiet earnest funny kind

[cosmo949]

1. Beauty named Noel
2. Quiet earnest funny kind
3. Shiny precious soul

[moel]

1. You guys are the best

[noxxville]

1. You guys are the best
2. More better than the others

[cosmo949]

1. You guys are the best
2. More better than the others
3. So, what do we win?

[beckstra]

1. Heaven's legionaires

[lapietra]

1. Heaven's legionaires
2. Cling to their sacred virtues

[surflugen]

1. Heaven's legionaires
2. Cling to their sacred virtues
3. never to be swayed

[moel]

1. Candy coated eyes

[noxxville]

1. Candy coated eyes
2. Eclipse light, fury in sound

[lapietra]

1. Candy coated eyes
2. Eclipse light, fury in sound
3. Swirling down a kiss

[lapietra]

1. Blum' Erfassungen

[Deviate]

1. Blum' Erfassungen
2. is something i can't translate

[noxxville]

1. Blum' Erfassungen
2. is something i can't translate
3. Neither is this: julg

[moel]

1. Standing out of line

[cosmo949]

1. Standing out of line
2. The queue goes on forever

[lapietra]

1. Standing out of line
2. The queue goes on forever
3. Maybe I'll yell "FIRE!!!!!!!"

[lapietra]

1. the cars that go boom

[helenly]

1. the cars that go boom
2. may have an engine problem

[Deviate]

1. the cars that go boom
2. may have an engine problem
3. check oil often

[helenly]

lol deviate in my british clip, oil only has one syllable

[Deviate]

hmmm, maybe it does only have one syllable. sounds like two, though.... will have to revise, perhaps, to clean ambiguity...

-st.

[Deviate]

revised:

1. the cars that go boom
2. may have an engine problem
3. black smoke is bad sign

[moel]

1. Eyes, can say it all

[helenly]

1. eyes, can say it all
2. flashing glimmers of bright blue

[cosmo949]

1. eyes, can say it all
2. flashing glimmers of bright blue
3. now flat and opaque

[Deviate]

1. blue paper morning

[lapietra]

1. blue paper morning
2. lacy whispery white clouds

[Deviate]

1. blue paper morning
2. lacy whispery white clouds
3. tickle my childhood

[helenly]

1. exhibitionist

[Deviate]

1. exhibitionist
2. removing one's pants at will

[cosmo949]

1. exhibitionist
2. removing one's pants at will
3. hey, give me a hand

[lapietra]

1. come into the light

[Deviate]

1. come into the light
2. it's not at all cancerous

[lapietra]

1. come into the light
2. it's not at all cancerous
3. puts hair on your chest

[cosmo949]

1. nothing personal