comunal haikus

[Deviate]

1. nothing personal
2. but you reek of limburger

[dinzdale]

1. nothing personal
2. but you reek of limburger
3. and other cheeses

[Deviate]

1. thank you for calling

[lapietra]

1. thank you for calling
2. Have a nice day now, bye bye

[cosmo949]

1. thank you for calling
2. Have a nice day now, bye bye
3. what about my book?

[Deviate]

1. Jonathon Shonka

[lapietra]

1. Jonathon Shonka
2. isn't listed on Google

[Deviate]

1. Jonathon Shonka
2. isn't listed on Google
3. wonder who he is....

[lapietra]

1. three day old white rice

[Deviate]

1. three day old white rice
2. perfect for making stir-fry

[lapietra]

1. three day old white rice
2. perfect for making stir-fry
3. my dad makes the best

[Deviate]

1. Friday already

[lapietra]

1. Friday already
2. must be 'bout time for no pants

[Deviate]

1. Friday already
2. must be 'bout time for no pants
3. no pants is always

[lapietra]

1. i am so damn happy!!!!!!

[Deviate]

1. i am so damn happy!!!!!!
2. party like it's my birthday

[lapietra]

1. i am so damn happy!!!!!!
2. party like it's my birthday
3. YAH! do a butt dance!!!!!

[cosmo949]

1. warm sun shoulders bared

[Deviate]

1. warm sun shoulders bared
2. breathing in the summer breeze

[lapietra]

1. warm sun shoulders bared
2. breathing in the summer breeze
3. I'll remember this

[Deviate]

1. hangover delay

[lapietra]

1. hangover delay
2. should have had a banana

[cosmo949]

1. hangover delay
2. should have had a banana
3. pass those Thin Mints please

[Deviate]

1. where is the damn sun?

[cosmo949]

1. where is the damn sun?
2. It's out back in the hammock

[lapietra]

1. where is the damn sun?
2. It's out back in the hammock
3. sipping a cool drink

[cosmo949]

1. Your laugh, I miss it

[Deviate]

1. Your laugh, I miss it
2. like i miss severe torture

[lapietra]

1. Your laugh, I miss it
2. like i miss severe torture
3. like i miss tax time

[lapietra]

1. you're the one i want

[cosmo949]

1. you're the one i want
2. so give me your number now

[lapietra]

1. you're the one i want
2. so give me your number now
3. for my new tattoo

[Deviate]

1. my life is quite blue

[lapietra]

1. my life is quite blue
2. but not the kind you're thinking

[moel]

1. my life is quite blue
2. but not the kind you're thinking
3. I live with the smurfs

[Deviate]

1. give me your money

[lapietra]

1. give me your money
2. or I'll have to tickle you

[Deviate]

1. give me your money
2. or I'll have to tickle you
3. till you pee your pants

[lapietra]

1. fluffy hair today

[Deviate]

1. fluffy hair today
2. but not like an antelope

[lapietra]

1. fluffy hair today
2. but not like an antelope
3. more like a lion

[Deviate]

1. red chew, chew red, yum

[lapietra]

1. red chew, chew red, yum
2. red teeth, red tongue, red chin drips

[Deviate]

1. red chew, chew red, yum
2. red teeth, red tongue, red chin drips
3. red lips, taste with kiss

[lapietra]

1. high maintenance girls

[Deviate]

1. high maintenance girls
2. shan't come into my love nest

[lapietra]

1. high maintenance girls
2. shan't come into my love nest
3. silly little twits

[cosmo949]

1. Unexpected smack

[lapietra]

1. Unexpected smack
2. Leaves me reeling and dizzy

[noxxville]

1. Unexpected smack
2. Leaves me reeling and dizzy
3. Damn my stupid ego

[lapietra]

1. How is it you know

[AllegroNg]

1. How is it you know
2. How my precious flowers fall

[lapietra]

1. How is it you know
2. How my precious flowers fall
3. Covering us, just so

[cosmo949]

1. On me the sky falls

[moel]

1. On me the sky falls
2. Flawless, I dance in the rain

[cosmo949]

1. On me the sky falls
2. Flawless, I dance in the rain
3. Celebrate my life

[moel]

1. Anticipation

[cosmo949]

1. Anticipation
2. Can't think of anything but now

[moel]

1. Anticipation
2. Can't think of anything but now
3. Wish it would get here

[noxxville]

1. Where does it all go

[Deviate]

1. Where does it all go
2. Through the holes in my pockets?

[lapietra]

1. Where does it all go
2. Through the holes in my pockets?
3. guess I should mend them...

[lapietra]

1. Fluffy morning sky

[Deviate]

1. Fluffy morning sky
2. Turns grey behind jaded eyes

[lapietra]

1. Fluffy morning sky
2. Turns grey behind jaded eyes
3. Just a bunch of clouds

[cosmo949]

1. Porch light still burns bright

[moel]

1. Porch light still burns bright
2. Welcoming symbol of home.

[RuneT]

1. Porch light still burns bright
2. Welcoming symbol of home.
3. It's good to be back

[lapietra]

1. You know my secrets

[cosmo949]

1. You know my secrets
2. And like a knife, you use them

[Deviate]

1. You know my secrets
2. And like a knife, you use them
3. Skillful artistry

[lapietra]

1. conversation ends

[cosmo949]

1. conversation ends
2. let the wild groping commence!

[Poolfreak]

1. conversation ends
2. let the wild groping commence!
3. Going all the way!

[Poolfreak]

1. Here comes the sun.

[lapietra]

(waiting for edit on previous - needs 5 syllables)

[lapietra]

Aww heck. I'll start a new one. Poolfreak - the edit button is in the lower right hand corner -

[lapietra]

1. cracks in the ceiling

[cosmo949]

1. cracks in the ceiling
2. staring, I wait for your touch

[moel]

1. cracks in the ceiling
2. staring, I wait for your touch
3. But it never comes

[cosmo949]

1. I cover my eyes

[moel]

1. I cover my eyes
2. Lost, I am looking within.

[cosmo949]

1. I cover my eyes
2. Lost, I am looking within.
3. No answers lie there

[moel]

1. Truth is to be told

[cosmo949]

1. Truth is to be told
2. But where is Dr. Phil now?

[moel]

1. Truth is to be told
2. But where is Dr. Phil now?
3. Honestly, who cares?

[lapietra]

1. you make me feel high

[noxxville]

1. you make me feel high
2. Oh wonderful bag of Hash

[cosmo949]

1. you make me feel high
2. Oh wonderful bag of Hash
3. Like Chagall, flying

[lapietra]

1. grey furry angel

[moel]

1. grey furry angel
2. my warm loveable kitty

[AllegroNg]

1. grey furry angel
2. my warm loveable kitty
3. just pissed on the floor

[trisherina]

(rofl!)

1. Tulips, reaching up

[lapietra]

1. Tulips, reaching up
2. Sighing open, glossy red

[Deviate]

1. Tulips, reaching up
2. Sighing open, glossy red
3. Wishes it were spring

[dinzdale]

1. Wet snowy birthday

[lapietra]

1. Wet snowy birthday
2. might as well spend it in bed

[cosmo949]

1. Wet snowy birthday
2. might as well spend it in bed
3. Pass me the handcuffs

[lapietra]

1. Let the world judge me

[Deviate]

1. Let the world judge me
2. Cause they all suck anyway

[dinzdale]

1. Let the world judge me
2. Cause they all suck anyway
3. Get a good lawyer

[Deviate]

1. rusty nails tear skin

[lapietra]

1. rusty nails tear skin
2. try to reach it anyway

[cosmo949]

1. rusty nails tear skin
2. try to reach it anyway
3. the kingdom, he leads

[moel]

1. Shall we go walking?

[cosmo949]

1. Shall we go walking?
2. And talk about this long night

[moel]

1. Shall we go walking?
2. And talk about this long night
3. Our path being words.

[cosmo949]

1. wind stirs the grasses

[moel]

1. wind stirs the grasses
2. listen, and hear the silence

[Deviate]

1. wind stirs the grasses
2. listen, and hear the silence
3. f*cking car alarm

[lapietra]

1. It happened again

[chuckie egg]

1. It happened again
2. Its very messy indeed

[dinzdale]

1. It happened again
2. Its very messy indeed
3. And it leaves a mark

[ambo]

1. Sunrise splits the sky

[lapietra]

1. Sunrise splits the sky
2. kaleidoscope of color

[cosmo949]

1. Sunrise splits the sky
2. kaleidoscope of color
3. A sigh, a heart full

[cosmo949]

1. I came to meet you

[ambo]

1. I came to meet you
2. That bus stop sure was soggy

[surflugen]

Originally posted by cosmo949
1. Sunrise splits the sky
2. kaleidoscope of color
3. A sigh, a heart full
http://home.earthlink.net/~markngrace/SUN72.JPG

sorry for the break, but I just had to add this.

[Deviate]

1. I came to meet you
2. That bus stop sure was soggy
3. Please take this Detrol

[dinzdale]

1. Ten dollar cover

[lapietra]

1. Ten dollar cover
2. Twenty dollars for lap dance

[dinzdale]

1. Ten dollar cover
2. Twenty dollars for lap dance
3. Free Buffet all day

[Deviate]

1. It is odd to me

[ambo]

1. It is odd to me
2. When so much needs to be said

[lapietra]

1. It is odd to me
2. When so much needs to be said
3. We just walk away

[cosmo949]

1. We should make some noise

[ambo]

Originally posted by lapietra
1. It is odd to me
2. When so much needs to be said
3. We just walk away

Oh my god Dev and LaLa
I think I'm going to cry...

[ambo]

1. We should make some noise
2. Silence is just too awful

[lapietra]

1. We should make some noise
2. Silence is just too awful
3. Fill it with laughter

[ambo]

1. Eyes blue like the sea

[cosmo949]

1. Eyes blue like the sea
2. A bright smile full of sunlight

[lapietra]

1. Eyes blue like the sea
2. A bright smile full of sunlight
3. Touch soft as fine sand

[lapietra]

1. Cats want my chicken

[cosmo949]

1. Cats want my chicken
2. My man wants my lovin' arms

[lapietra]

1. Cats want my chicken
2. My man wants my lovin' arms
3. Sam wants my money

[cosmo949]

1. These restless moments

[ambo]

1. These restless moments
2. Leave me empty and weary

[nycwriters]

1. These restless moments
2. Leave me empty and weary
3. I want something new

[dinzdale]

1. Live in the shadows

[nycwriters]

1. Live in the shadows
2. descending into madness

[cosmo949]

1. Live in the shadows
2. descending into madness
3. Voices grow louder

[nycwriters]

1. Memories of you

[cosmo949]

1. Memories of you
2. Cling to me like white dog hair

[nycwriters]

1. Memories of you
2. Cling to me like white dog hair
3. Where is the lint brush?

[ambo]

Oh that last one was beautiful, guys !

[dinzdale]

1. Pull the head off it

[nycwriters]

1. Pull the head off it
2. Insert slot A in slot B

[dinzdale]

1. Pull the head off it
2. Insert slot A in slot B
3. Press knob for refund

[nycwriters]

1. Bliss having met you

[dinzdale]

1. Bliss having met you
2. Shucks, I'm embarrassed now Peg

[nycwriters]

1. Bliss having met you
2. Shucks, I'm embarrassed now Peg
3. Oh? Did I mean you? ;)

[dinzdale]

1. You know you love me

[nycwriters]

1. You know you love me
2. Although you protest too much

[dinzdale]

1. You know you love me
2. Although you protest too much
3. Against the restraints

[nycwriters]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

1. Tittilate with words

[dinzdale]

1. Tittilate with words
2. Playfully teasing in fun

[nycwriters]

1. Tittilate with words
2. Playfully teasing in fun
3. Sly grin on my face

[ambo]

1. Cut it out you two

[dinzdale]

1. Cut it out you two
2. We was only playing, Mom.

[cosmo949]

1. Cut it out you two
2. We was only playing, Mom.
3. Oops, was that your eye?

[nycwriters]

1. Well used map in hand

[cosmo949]

1. Well used map in hand
2. Never folded the same twice

[nycwriters]

1. Well used map in hand
2. Never folded the same twice
3. Finds roads less travelled

[cosmo949]

1. He's not really mine

[nycwriters]

1. He's not really mine
2. Yet he lingers in my thoughts

[ambo]

1. He's not really mine
2. Yet he lingers in my thoughts
3. Scoop my brain out please

[nycwriters]

1. Electric blue eyes

[Cicatrice]

1. Electric blue eyes
2. Eviscerate me wholly

[nycwriters]

1. Electric blue eyes
2. Eviscerate me wholly
3. None of me remains

[Cicatrice]

1. She slid up my heart

[nycwriters]

1. She slid up my heart
2. Blindly groping, hoping for

[Cicatrice]

1. She slid up my heart
2. Blindly groping, hoping for
3. Someone else inside

[ambo]

1. How have you devised

[Cicatrice]

1. How have you devised
2. Such sanitary methods

[nycwriters]

1. How have you devised
2. Such sanitary methods
3. For seeking the truth

[Cicatrice]

1. Urine seeps throughout

[nycwriters]

1. Urine seeps throughout
2. ICK, you forgot your Depends

[Deviate]

1. Urine seeps throughout
2. ICK, you forgot your Depends
3. poor yellow bastard

[nycwriters]

1. Long tapered fingers

[ambo]

1. Long tapered fingers
2. Caressing delicate curves

[noxxville]

1. Long tapered fingers
2. Caressing delicate curves
3. I love mannequins

[Cicatrice]

1. watered down and spilt

[Deviate]

1. watered down and spilt
2. up the back. juicy orange flesh

[ambo]

1. watered down and spilt
2. up the back. juicy orange flesh
3. makes me crave for more

[Cicatrice]

1. Gentle throbbing pain

[nycwriters]

1. Gentle throbbing pain
2. the headache you're giving me

[Cicatrice]

1. Gentle throbbing pain
2. the headache you're giving me
3. Answers your questions

[ambo]

1. Serendipity

[Cicatrice]

1. Serendipity
2. From one now to another

[ambo]

1. Serendipity
2. From one now to another
3. The patter of life

[moel]

1. The dog ate my clothes

[ambo]

1. The dog ate my clothes
2. I wouldn't mind, except that

[lapietra]

1. The dog ate my clothes
2. I wouldn't mind, except that
3. homework's in pocket

[dinzdale]

We know who you are

[ambo]

1. We know who you are
2. Your thick stink preceded you

[moel]

1. We know who you are
2. Your thick stink preceded you
3. So go brush your teeth

[RuneT]

1. up, up and away!

[laughingbuddha]

1. up, up and away!
2. Into the sky where the gods hold sway

[danh]

1. up, up and away!
2. Into where the gods hold sway
3. Eternity waits.

(sorry for changing it, but it needed 7 syllables :))

[danh]

1. Falling back to Earth.

[ambo]

1. Falling back to Earth.
2. The striped shirt guy was surprised

[danh]

1. Falling back to Earth.
2. The striped shirt guy was surprised
3. Why must you mock me?

[trisherina]

1. Swimming in dark brine

[Cicatrice]

1. Swimming in dark brine
2. Dark red rivers run me through

[lapietra]

1. Swimming in dark brine
2. Dark red rivers run me through
3. warming me again

[lapietra]

1. overpluck'd eyebrows

[ambo]

1. overpluck'd eyebrows
2. and a lemon sour face

[lapietra]

1. overpluck'd eyebrows
2. and a lemon sour face
3. why won't you kiss me?

[catbelly]

1. Where is Hamtaro?

[ambo]

1. Where is Hamtaro?
2. He's hangin' with the ham-hams

[lapietra]

1. Where is Hamtaro?
2. He's hangin' with the ham-hams
3. eatin' a ham sam

[Deviate]

1. stale, old sourdough

[ambo]

1. stale, old sourdough
2. crust, sole sustenance for the

[lapietra]

1. stale, old sourdough
2. crust, sole sustenance for the
3. crust-eating muppet

[danh]

1. Super stealth ninjas

[moel]

1. Super stealth ninjas
2. So bad and totally sweet

[danh]

1. Super stealth ninjas
2. So bad and totally sweet
3. I just crapped my pants.

[danh]

hmmm... let's see where this one leads.

1. I just crapped my pants

[moel]

1. I just crapped my pants
2. Notice i'm walking funny

[Zippy]

1. I just crapped my pants
2. Notice i'm walking funny
3. Odd, nobody cares.

[danh]

1. Bitter and evil

[Deviate]

1. Bitter and evil
2. and heavy like an anvil

[catbelly]

1. Bitter and evil
2. and heavy like an anvil
3. my cat is sooooooo mad

[danh]

1. I sleep in the buff.

[lapietra]

1. I sleep in the buff.
2. I write in the buff also.

[ambo]

1. I sleep in the buff.
2. I write in the buff also.
3. There's a video.

[Deviate]

1. naked is goodly

[danh]

1. naked is goodly
2. I am free balling tonight

[laughingbuddha]

1. naked is goodly
2. I am free balling tonight
3. In the ball, he discovered dudley

[Cicatrice]

1. God hides in mirrors

[ambo]

1. God hides in mirrors
2. So vampires never see him

[Cicatrice]

1. God hides in mirrors
2. So vampires never see him
3. Unless they sun-bathe

[Deviate]

1. dance, mother-f*cker

[dinzdale]

1. dance, mother-f*cker
2. Ask me nicely, you tosser

[Deviate]

1. dance, mother-f*cker
2. Ask me nicely, you tosser
3. F*ck that, dongernut.

[ambo]

1. Nice, very nice guys

[moel]

1. Nice, very nice guys
2. That last one filled me with joy

[Deviate]

1. Nice, very nice guys
2. That last one filled me with joy
3. Now shut it, ass-wipes.

[dinzdale]

1. Omahaman Freek

[ambo]

1. Omahaman Freek
2. Oh wow, Dinz can count to five

[dinzdale]

1. Omahaman Freek
2. Oh wow, Dinz can count to five
3. At least you noticed

[lapietra]

1. yummy mac 'n' cheese

[catbelly]

1. yummy mac 'n' cheese
2. ORANGE unknown in nature

[Deviate]

1. yummy mac 'n' cheese
2. ORANGE unknown in nature
3. welcome back Cat B!

[catbelly]

1. I ((((((hug))))))) DV8

[ambo]

1. I ((((((hug))))))) DV8
2. The first of many, I'm sure

[dinzdale]

1. I ((((((hug))))))) DV8
2. The first of many, I'm sure
3. Now go wash yourself

[dinzdale]

1. longing for beauty
2. in a purple sequined thong

[Deviate]

1. longing for beauty
2. in a purple sequined thong
3. no wait, that's just me