comunal haikus

[ambo]

1. Seven is a good

[lapietra]

1. Seven is a good
2. number of flowers for a

[ambo]

1. Seven is a good
2. number of flowers for a
3. small but lovely vase

[nycwriters]

1. Freckled sunny face

[danh]

1. Freckled sunny face
2. Upon an ugly child

[ambo]

1. Freckled sunny face
2. Upon an ugly child
3. Such a waste really

[danh]

1. Fresh made Schweaty Balls.

[nycwriters]

1. Fresh made Schweaty Balls.
2. Dan's been smoking crack again

[dinzdale]

1. Fresh made Schweaty Balls.
2. Dan's been smoking crack again
3. Schweaty Crack as well

[danh]

1. Crack smoke frees the mind

[catbelly]

1. Crack smoke frees the mind
2. Can't find it, where did it go?

[danh]

1. Crack smoke frees the mind
2. Can't find it, where did it go?
3. Now my brain roams free.

[nycwriters]

1. Water trickles down

[danh]

1. Water trickles down
2. My britches are now soiled

[lapietra]

1. Water trickles down
2. My britches are now soiled
3. second pair this week

[lapietra]

1. sleepy morning cat

[ambo]

1. sleepy morning cat
2. stretching into furry arc

[lapietra]

1. sleepy morning cat
2. stretching into furry arc
3. curls to sleep again

[Zyle]

1. Early sunlight shines

[lapietra]

1. Early sunlight shines
2. sparkling dewdrops on a web

[Zyle]

1. Early sunlight shines
2. sparkling dewdrops on a web
3. Silvery beauty

[ambo]

1. Soft as velvet, his

[lapietra]

1. Soft as velvet, his
2. skin brushes my bare shoulder

[ambo]

1. Soft as velvet, his
2. skin brushes my bare shoulder
3. leaving me breathless

[dinzdale]

1. Reading a jazz mag

[ambo]

1. Reading a jazz mag
2. In the loo for hours on end

[danh]

1. Reading a jazz mag
2. In the loo for hours on end
3. Still constipated. :(

[lapietra]

1. you're not listening

[danh]

1. you're not listening
2. "what did you say? I missed it."

[ambo]

1. you're not listening
2. "what did you say? I missed it."
3. oh, just forget it


this by the way, is the content of most of my conversations with Greg;)

[lapietra]

1. Strawberry season

[ambo]

1. Strawberry season
2. Drown those puppies in whipped cream

[dinzdale]

1. Strawberry season
2. Drown those puppies in whipped cream
3. Go ahead Peg, PLEASE ! !

[lapietra]

1. he's obsessed with sex

[dinzdale]

1. he's obsessed with sex
2. I dont think that's really true

[ambo]

1. he's obsessed with sex
2. I dont think that's really true
3. You wouldn't, would you ?

[lapietra]

1. i must tickle him

[ambo]

1. i must tickle him
2. why else would he be laughing ?

[Deviate]

1. i must tickle him
2. why else would he be laughing ?
3. what? George Bush, dead? oh!

[ambo]

1. Macrame sandals

[lapietra]

1. Macrame sandals
2. eating yoghurt, granola

[ambo]

1. Macrame sandals
2. eating yoghurt, granola
3. organic, of course

[lapietra]

1. craving choc'late now

[ambo]

1. craving choc'late now
2. that's a constant with me, girl

[dinzdale]

1. craving choc'late now
2. that's a constant with me, girl
3. Cadb'rys "Fruit & Nut" ?

[lapietra]

1. interpretation

[ambo]

1. interpretation
2. i see it my way, and you

[dinzdale]

1. interpretation
2. i see it my way, and you
3. get with the program

[lapietra]

1. on little cat feet

[ambo]

1. on little cat feet
2. she creeps down the hall to the

[dinzdale]

1. on little cat feet
2. she creeps down the hall to the
3. Incinerator

[lapietra]

1. someone's feeling peeved

[ambo]

1. someone's feeling peeved
2. nah, he's just so damn zestless

[lapietra]

1. someone's feeling peeved
2. nah, he's just so damn zestless
3. big old crybaby

[lapietra]

1. play with me, dammit

[ambo]

1. play with me, dammit
2. let me get my ball and jacks

[dinzdale]

1. play with me, dammit
2. let me get my ball and jacks
3. and remove my pants

[lapietra]

1. play with me, dammit
2. let me get my ball and jacks
3. wheeeeeee! eggs in basket!

[zefrank]

1. some days are longer

[lapietra]

1. some days are longer
2. someone's sabotaged the clock

[surflugen]

1. some days are longer
2. someone's sabotaged the clock
3. I'm about to break

[lapietra]

1. cute little froggie

[dinzdale]

1. cute little froggie
2. under the wheels of my bus

[ambo]

1. cute little froggie
2. under the wheels of my bus
3. oooh, frog legs for lunch

[lapietra]

1. cholesterol free

[ambo]

1. cholesterol free
2. keep those arteries open

[lapietra]

1. cholesterol free
2. keep those arteries open
3. more room for sugar

[ambo]

1. Honey, over here

[moel]

1. Honey, over here
2. Where it is sticky and sweet

[lapietra]

1. Honey, over here
2. Where it is sticky and sweet
3. give it a good lick

[AllegroNg]

1. Who's craving apples?

[ambo]

1. Who's craving apples?
2. That would be La La, silly

[AllegroNg]

1. Who's craving apples?
2. That would be La La, silly
3. Give her an apple!

[ambo]

1. Apple crisp with cream

[lapietra]

1. Apple crisp with cream
2. That sounds so freakin' yummy!

[ambo]

1. Apple crisp with cream
2. That sounds so freakin' yummy!
3. And fat free - have some

[lapietra]

1. Going to sleep now

[AllegroNg]

1. Going to sleep now
2. Blanket is not a tissue

[dinzdale]

1. Going to sleep now
2. Blanket is not a tissue
3. Neither is pillow

[ambo]

1. Take a message, please

[dinzdale]

1. Take a message, please
2. On this crisp new dollar bill

[ambo]

1. Take a message, please
2. On this crisp new dollar bill
3. Then lick my dachsund

[dinzdale]

1. If I could only

[lapietra]

1. If I could only
2. earn a quarter of a mil

[ambo]

1. If I could only
2. earn a quarter of a mil
3. I'd be in pudding for life

[lapietra]

1. curled in the sock drawer

[dinzdale]

1. curled in the sock drawer
2. I shouldnt have left it there

[zefrank]

1. curled in the sock drawer
2. I shouldnt have left it there
3.cats, like socks, like feet

[moel]

1. There's always next year

[beckstra]

1. There's always next year
2. To divuldge my senses in

[moel]

1. There's always next year
2. To divuldge my senses in
3. Everything I miss

[lapietra]

1. Old sleepy kitty

[AllegroNg]

1. Old sleepy kitty
2. Her comfort is adicting

[moel]

1. Old sleepy kitty
2. Her comfort is adicting
3. And so is catnip

[AllegroNg]

1. Turn your head and cough.

[ambo]

1. Turn your head and cough.
2. Flu season is upon us

[lapietra]

1. Turn your head and cough.
2. Flu season is upon us
3. Sneeze and share the wealth!

[lapietra]

1. Noisy little kids

[ambo]

1. Noisy little kids
2. Where's the tranquilizer darts ?

[lapietra]

1. Noisy little kids
2. Where's the tranquilizer darts ?
3. Two down, three to go...

[AllegroNg]

1. What are you wearing?

[nycwriters]

1. What are you wearing?
2. White, black, red or commando?

[AllegroNg]

1. What are you wearing?
2. White, black, red or commando?
3. A purple speedo?

[ambo]

1. Let me catch that star

[lapietra]

1. Let me catch that star
2. keep it captive in my house

[RuneT]

1. Let me catch that star
2. keep it captive in my house
3. Happiness is mine

[ambo]

1. Saving my toe nails

[lapietra]

1. Saving my toe nails
2. in case I need them later

[ambo]

1. Saving my toe nails
2. in case I need them later
3. Boy am I clever

[lapietra]

1. Too much excitement

[moel]

1. Too much excitement
2. A cold shower can help that

[ambo]

1. Too much excitement
2. A cold shower can help that
3. Or getting hosed down

[Deviate]

1. Robbed of all glory

[dinzdale]

1. Robbed of all glory
2. and my sequined purple pants

[ambo]

1. Robbed of all glory
2. and my sequined purple pants
3. I need some lovin'

[lapietra]

1. Throw open the door

[dinzdale]

1. Throw open the door
2. at 70 miles per hour

[ambo]

1. Throw open the door
2. at 70 miles per hour
3. and stick yer head out

[moel]

1. Daisy through concrete

[ambo]

1. Daisy through concrete
2. Dares the passerby to step

[lapietra]

1. Daisy through concrete
2. Dares the passerby to step
3. toward it and breathe in

[red]

1. Spent all my money

[ambo]

1. Spent all my money
2. on a sweet little honey

[noxxville]

1. Spent all my money
2. on a sweet little honey
3. at least it's not crack

[lapietra]

1. teakettle whistles

[danh]

1. teakettle whistles
2. A piercing cry in the dark

[lapietra]

1. teakettle whistles
2. A piercing cry in the dark
3. Who's in my kitchen?

[ambo]

1. Teller is so cute

[nycwriters]

1. Teller is so cute
2. Never mind all the piercings

[ambo]

1. Teller is so cute
2. Never mind all the piercings
3. I could eat him up

[nycwriters]

1. Terminal heartache

[ambo]

1. Terminal heartache
2. Black cold day like endless night

[nycwriters]

1. Terminal heartache
2. Black cold day like endless night
3. Daylight breaks at dawn

[Deviate]

1. galaxy coffee

[dinzdale]

1. galaxy coffee
2. Brought to you from Uranus

[ambo]

1. galaxy coffee
2. Brought to you from Uranus
3. input other end

[dinzdale]

1. Banana hammock

[Deviate]

1. Banana hammock
2. Screams from incredible strain

[ambo]

1. Banana hammock
2. Screams from incredible strain
3. It really is big

[lapietra]

1. oversensitive

[AllegroNg]

1. oversensitive
2. too many toes to step on

[lapietra]

1. oversensitive
2. too many toes to step on
3. not enough kisses

[ambo]

1. Moss clinging to stone

[red]

1. Moss clinging to stone
2. Mud squishing between my toes

[beckstra]

1. Moss clinging to stone
2. Mud squishing between my toes
3. Walking in the rain

[sixfinger]

1. Nursing my baby

[trisherina]

1. Nursing my baby
2. Soft tugs and tender damp hair

[lapietra]

1. Nursing my baby
2. Soft tugs and tender damp hair
3. the whole universe

[red]

1. Sitting at my Mac

[lapietra]

1. Sitting at my Mac
2. typing with two dainty paws

[AllegroNg]

1. Sitting at my Mac
2. typing with two dainty paws
3. Sitting at my Dell...

[lapietra]

1. how long will it last

[ambo]

1. how long will it last
2. this utter darkness inside

[dinzdale]

1. how long will it last
2. this utter darkness inside
3. Find the damn light switch

[ambo]

1. Simplify my life

[danh]

1. Simplify my life
2. At a great cost to others

[dinzdale]

1. Simplify my life
2. At a great cost to others
3. At least I'll feel good

[lapietra]

1. he just rocks my world

[surflugen]

1. he just rocks my world
2. and leaves my head spinning dazed

[ambo]

1. he just rocks my world
2. and leaves my head spinning dazed
3. and that's a good thing

[surflugen]

1. The feeling I get

[dinzdale]

1. the feeling I get
2. Is between pleasure and pain

[red]

1. the feeling I get
2. Is between pleasure and pain
3. and I know it well

[ambo]

1. Purple sun setting

[danh]

1. Purple sun setting
2. too much LSD tonight

[ambo]

1. Purple sun setting
2. too much LSD tonight
3. I'll see trails for days

[sixfinger]

1. I am stronger now

[ambo]

1. I am stronger now
2. Whatcha got ? I can take it.

[lapietra]

1. I am stronger now
2. Whatcha got ? I can take it.
3. NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nycwriters]

1. Fundamentally

[ambo]

1. Fundamentally
2. It's all really a crap shoot

[sixfinger]

1. Fundamentally
2. It's all really a crap shoot
3. Especially sex

[surflugen]

1. Diving through a wave

[lapietra]

1. Diving through a wave
2. aiming under tumbling peak

[beckstra]

1. Diving through a wave
2. aiming under tumbling peak
3. closed eyes and held breaths

[moel]

1. Golden pink skyline

[lapietra]

1. Golden pink skyline
2. it's been so long since I've seen

[ambo]

1. Golden pink skyline
2. it's been so long since I've seen
3. through tears of pure joy

[red]

1. Little birds feeding

[nycwriters]

1. Little birds feeding
2. pecking at my window sill

[lapietra]

1. Little birds feeding
2. pecking at my window sill
3. there go my flowers

[lapietra]

1. slept in much too late

[sixfinger]

1. slept in much too late
2. kids were eating dog food

[lapietra]

1. slept in much too late
2. kids were eating dog food
3. Wow. What a weird dream...

[ambo]

1. Fireworks on sale now

[lapietra]

1. Fireworks on sale now
2. excitement, anxiety

[ambo]

1. Fireworks on sale now
2. excitement, anxiety
3. Can't wait for the fourth

[lapietra]

1. annoying hangnail

[ambo]

1. annoying hangnail
2. makes runs in my good stockings

[lapietra]

1. annoying hangnail
2. makes runs in my good stockings
3. adds insult to pain

[red]

1. Mmmmmm, watermelon

[beckstra]

1. Mmmmmm, watermelon
2. Pink juice sticking to fingers

[AllegroNg]

1. Mmmmmm, watermelon
2. Pink juice sticking to fingers
3. Seed spitting contest

[lapietra]

1. miniature world

[red]

1. miniature world
2. contained inside a water drop

[beckstra]

1. miniature world
2. contained inside a water drop
3. sucked up by a snail

[ambo]

1. Six or seven days

[lapietra]

1. Six or seven days
2. until the swelling goes down

[morph]

1. Six or seven days
2. until the swelling goes down
3. tight trousers till then

[morph]

sorry everyone, am new to this and struggling with my counting skills. ignore that last post.

[morph]

1. Abomination

[lapietra]

1. Abomination
2. dogs dressed in fluffy sweaters

[morph]

1. Abomination
2. dogs dressed in fluffy sweaters
3. hot bitches panting

[lapietra]

1. yes, too old to crawl

[red]

1. yes, too old to crawl
2. but too young for a Lark

[lapietra]

1. yes, too old to crawl
2. but too young for a Lark
3. just right for dancing

[ambo]

1. Silent breeze swaying

[morph]

1. Silent breeze swaying
2. Trees bend at its insistence

[beckstra]

1. Silent breeze swaying
2. Trees bend at its insistence
3. Branches live dancing

[lapietra]

1. boy, am I pissed off.

[dinzdale]

1. boy, am I pissed off.
2. Like a pube on the commode edge

[ambo]

1. boy, am I pissed off.
2. Like a pube on the commode edge
3. That's eight syllables

[danh]

1. Softer Side of Sears

[zefrank]

1. Softer Side of Sears
2. Huskies for the Tubby Boy

[zefrank]

1. Softer Side of Sears
2. Huskies for the Tubby Boy

[trisherina]

1. Softer Side of Sears
2. Huskies for the Tubby Boy
3. Poor advertising.

[surflugen]

1. Found a little joy

[beckstra]

1. Found a little joy
2. In a bug with purple wings

[dinzdale]

1. Found a little joy
2. In a bug with purple wings
3. Tasted really good

[ambo]

1. Tail between my legs

[red]

1. Tail between my legs
2. My body has betrayed me

[moel]

1. Tail between my legs
2. My body has betrayed me
3. That is not a tail

[ambo]

1. Are you mad at me ?

[noxxville]

1. Are you mad at me ?
2. Does my odor offend thee?

[moel]

1. Are you mad at me ?
2. Does my odor offend thee?
3. No, and yes, maybe

[ambo]

1. A moment to think

[Guido]

1. A moment to think
2. My thoughts bring action to life

[zefrank]

1. A moment to think
2. My thoughts bring action to life
3. beer mug hits my lips

[surflugen]

1. Wishing for the boot

[ambo]

1. Wishing for the boot
2. Or at least a pointy shoe

[moel]

1. Wishing for the boot
2. Or at least a pointy shoe
3. I've been very bad

[ambo]

1. Moel likes candy

[moel]

1. Moel likes candy
2. Not really, but it looks good

[amanda]

1. Moel likes candy
2. Not really, but it looks good
3. open for tasting?

[ambo]

1. Eyes forward blindly

[zefrank]

1. Eyes forward blindly
2. I grope around for the switch

[ambo]

1. Eyes forward blindly
2. I grope around for the switch
3. taking tiny steps

[amanda]

1. cannibal nibble

[dickieC]

1. cannibal nibble
2. chocolate earlobes aplenty

[dinzdale]

1. cannibal nibble
2. chocolate earlobes aplenty
3. and fruity morsels

[zefrank]

1. this one cigarette

[ambo]

1. this one cigarette
2. will be the last one i swear

[moel]

1. this one cigarette
2. will be the last one i swear
3. This time for real

[nycwriters]

1. this one glass of beer

[amanda]

1. this one glass of beer
2. had a delicious floater

[zefrank]

1. this one glass of beer
2. had a delicious floater
3. ha..I meaned coaster

[ambo]

1. sorry about that

[dinzdale]

1. sorry about that
2. I dont know what happened there

[amanda]

1. sorry about that
2. I dont know what happened there
3. slug made me tongue numb

[nycwriters]

1. Roll over, you snore