comunal haikus

[zefrank]

1. Roll over, you snore
2. Nose plugs or the couch, you choose.

[nycwriters]

1. Roll over, you snore
2. Nose plugs or the couch, you choose.
3. This must be true love.

[surflugen]

1 Driving through Kansas

[nycwriters]

1 Driving through Kansas
2. seas of wheat bob in the breeze

[dinzdale]

1 Driving through Kansas
2. seas of wheat bob in the breeze
3. Pissing me right off.

[nycwriters]

1. Bitter grapefruit taste

[surflugen]

1. Bitter grapefruit taste
2. Wonderful Akins diet

[nycwriters]

1. Bitter grapefruit taste
2. Wonderful Akins diet
3. I'd rather have pie.

[surflugen]

1. Flowing, flying, glide

[nycwriters]

1. Flowing, flying, glide
2. slicing through the water now

[surflugen]

1. Flowing, flying, glide
2. slicing through the water now
3. Feeling the world turn

[zefrank]

1. delicious baby

[moel]

1. delicious baby
2. of the finest chocolate

[amanda]

1. delicious baby
2. of the finest chocolate
3. must eat in one day

[nycwriters]

1. Found at the bottom

[moel]

1. Found at the bottom
2. Hope for a new tomorrow

[ambo]

1. Found at the bottom
2. Hope for a new tomorrow
3. Or the bathtub plug

[nycwriters]

1. Sentimental thoughts

[ambo]

1. Sentimental thoughts
2. are often all that remains

[nycwriters]

1. Sentimental thoughts
2. are often all that remains
3. of this tragic affair

[surflugen]

1. Ultrasound image

[sixfinger]

1. Ultrasound image
2. Herself sucking her thumb

[AllegroNg]

1. Ultrasound image
2. Herself sucking her thumb
3. No words do justice

[surflugen]

1. Flesh moves under flesh

[ambo]

1. Flesh moves under flesh
2. Sliding thanks to vaseline

[dinzdale]

1. Flesh moves under flesh
2. Sliding thanks to vaseline
3. much better than spit

[surflugen]

1. Not what I wanted

[ambo]

1. Not what I wanted
2. Sorry, you just never know

[dinzdale]

1. Not what I wanted
2. Sorry, you just never know
3. And neither do we

[ambo]

1. Like your eggs runny ?

[surflugen]

1. Like your eggs runny ?
2. or do you want them well done?

[ambo]

1. Like your eggs runny ?
2. or do you want them well done?
3. I could do either

[amanda]

1. Twister on ice is

[zefrank]

1. Twister on ice is
2. And so is hockey on sand

[amanda]

1. Twister on ice is
2. And so is hockey on sand
3. breakneck merriment

[surflugen]

1. waiter rebellion (http://www.bitterwaitress.com/gossip/articles.html?category_id=13)

[ambo]

1. waiter rebellion
2. well it is a thankless job

[zefrank]

1. waiter rebellion
2. well it is a thankless job
3. big tits get big tips

[ambo]

1. Why Ze you rascal

[catbelly]

1. Why Ze you rascal
2. Is that really your preference?

[amanda]

1. Why Ze you rascal
2. Is that really your preference?
3. He's a man, isn't he?

[zefrank]

1) part truth part fiction

[ambo]

1) part truth part fiction
2) like a good biography

[dinzdale]

1) part truth part fiction
2) like a good biography
3) is never enough

[surflugen]

1) Freudian logic

[catbelly]

1) Freudian logic
2) Driven by mothers

[surflugen]

1) Freudian logic
2) Driven by mothers
3) sub-conscious actions

Couple more syllables needed on second line

[nycwriters]

1. Nocturnal delight

[dinzdale]

1. Nocturnal delight
2. Secret perversions hidden

[surflugen]

1. Nocturnal delight
2. Secret perversions hidden
3. by the vale of night

[ambo]

1. Put it right over

[dinzdale]

1. Put it right over
2. my shoulder and brace yourself

[ambo]

1. Put it right over
2. my shoulder and brace yourself
3. it's small but spicy

[amanda]

1. Jell-o on the brain.

[AllegroNg]

1. Jell-o on the brain.
2. Room for Jell-o, room for brain

[amanda]

1. Jell-o on the brain.
2. Room for Jell-o, room for brain
3. 'tis squishy in there

[moel]

1. The sky is falling

[nycwriters]

1. The sky is falling
2. Junkhouse on the radio

[sixfinger]

1. The sky is falling
2. Junkhouse on the radio
3. Holy Moly Crap!

[zefrank]

1) Terrible Dan coughs

[malina]

1) Terrible Dan coughs
2) Dripping with rain he enters

[nycwriters]

1) Terrible Dan coughs
2) Dripping with rain he enters
3) Forgot umbrella

[ambo]

1. Memory lapses

[chuckie egg]

1. Memory lapses
2. I struggle now, more and more

[ambo]

1. Memory lapses
2. I struggle now, more and more
3. just to find the loo

[CatchrNdRy]

1. Harrowing descent,

[amanda]

1. Harrowing descent,
2. I hope this bungee cord holds

[malina]

1. Harrowing descent,
2. I hope this bungee cord holds
3. Who'll clean up the mess?

[ambo]

1. Reversible hat

[zefrank]

1. Reversible hat
2. a boat for little kittens

[CatchrNdRy]

1. Reversible hat
2. a boat for little kittens
3. Much water, dead cat

[chuckie egg]

1. The thing about boats

[zefrank]

1. The thing about boats
2. that really pisses me off

[malina]

1. The thing about boats
2. that really pisses me off
3. They don't allow goats

[dinzdale]

Au contraire mon coeur

[ambo]

Au contraire mon coeur
je suis une vieille chèvre

[dinzdale]

Au contraire mon coeur.
Je suis une vieille chèvre,
mais une amie vrai.

[ambo]

1. Clickety-click, the

[CatchrNdRy]

1. Clickety-click, the
2. high heels on an angry chick

[chuckie egg]

1. Clickety-click, the
2. high heels on an angry chick
3. Lets run away quick

(I thought these didn't have to rhyme?!)

[amanda]

1. they don't, dear chuckie

[dinzdale]

1. they don't, dear chuckie
2. It's just a coincidence

[CatchrNdRy]

1. they don't, dear chuckie
2. It's just a coincidence
3. we just get lucky

[ambo]

1. Sound of tongues clucking

[zefrank]

1. Sound of tongues clucking
2. Her skirt was a bit too short

[ambo]

1. Sound of tongues clucking
2. Her skirt was a bit too short
3. But the view was nice

[chuckie egg]

1. Hangover from hell

[dickieC]

1. Hangover from hell
2. Quiet Please! She's recovering

[chuckie egg]

1. Hangover from hell
2. Quiet Please! She's recovering
3. *throb, throb, throb, throb, throb*

[moel]

1. Inclosed in metal

[chuckie egg]

1. Enclosed in metal
2. Impossible to escape

[CatchrNdRy]

1. Enclosed in metal
2. Impossible to escape
3. Cold steel on skin hurts

[CatchrNdRy]

1. Surpressing a smile

[ambo]

1. Surpressing a smile
2. As his toupee blew away

[zefrank]

1. Surpressing a smile
2. As his toupee blew away
3. a fake hare can't hop.

[zefrank]

1. my cat stole from me

[chuckie egg]

1. my cat stole from me
2. my milk, all of my damn milk

[zefrank]

1. my cat stole from me
2. my milk, all of my damn milk
3. those damn mouse milkshakes!

[CatchrNdRy]

1. Diet coke on sale

[AllegroNg]

1. Diet coke on sale
2. Or do I want Diet Sprite?

[dinzdale]

1. Diet coke on sale
2. Or do I want Diet Sprite?
3. fvck it, gimme beer

[amanda]

1. Lil' sweet potato

[ambo]

1. Lil' sweet potato
2. I wanna bake you baby

[zefrank]

1. Lil' sweet potato
2. I wanna bake you baby
3. till yer insides steam.

[zefrank]

1. we flirt, you and I

[cherubina]

2. it's really kind of silly

[AllegroNg]

1. we flirt, you and I
2. it's really kind of silly
3. now, take off your PANTS.

[chuckie egg]

1. My sandwich is large

[Stormyguy]

1. my sandwich is large
2. but sadly bereft of mayo

[zefrank]

1. my sandwich is large
2. but sadly bereft of mayo
3. all muscle, no love.

[Stormyguy]

1. what is it with clams?

[ambo]

1. what is it with clams?
2. they is all chewy, ya know ?

[dinzdale]

1. what is it with clams?
2. they is all chewy, ya know ?
3. Tastes just like chicken.

[ambo]

1. save me from myself

[Stormyguy]

1. save me from myself
2. because I am a madman

[zefrank]

1. save me from myself
2. because I am a madman
3. that wants to kill me

[zefrank]

1. these long, red ribbons

[sixfinger]

1. these long, red ribbons
2. which snake our lives together

[cherubina]

cut one by one.

[amanda]

1. two dollar peaches

[ambo]

1. two dollar peaches
2. a bargain at any price

[amanda]

1. two dollar peaches
2. a bargain at any price
3. sweet nibbles of sun

[amanda]

1. catch me if you can

[Stormyguy]

1. catch me if you can
2. then take the consequences

[Unsound]

1. catch me if you can
2. then take the consequences
3. gingerbread can kill

[AllegroNg]

1. Ze you need stitches!

[amanda]

1. Ze you need stitches!
2. glow-in-the-dark band-aids = cool

[zefrank]

1. Ze you need stitches!
2. glow-in-the-dark band-aids = cool
3. i am allergic.

[zefrank]

1. a chipped glass bit me

[Stormyguy]

1. a chipped glass bit me
2. somebody call nine one one

[CatchrNdRy]

1. a chipped glass bit me
2. somebody call nine one one
3. overreacting

[CatchrNdRy]

1. Muscles aching why?

[Unsound]

1. Muscles aching why?
2. Out of their shell they will cry

[Unsound]

1. Muscles aching why?
2. Out of their shell they will cry
3. Pray there’s no red tide.

[chuckie egg]

1. The way I look now

[AllegroNg]

1. The way I look now
2. most beautiful, most ashamed

[Stormyguy]

1. The way I look now
2. most beautiful, most ashamed
3. must fire my stylist

[Stormyguy]

1. One, two, three, four, five

[ambo]

1. One, two, three, four, five
2. Such poetry, I'm amazed

[AllegroNg]

1. One, two, three, four, five
2. Such poetry, I'm amazed
3. Simple.. yet.. so deep

[ambo]

1. I said no, okay ?

[moel]

1. I said no, okay ?
2. I don't want your free demo

[ambo]

1. I said no, okay ?
2. I don't want your free demo
3. Get off my doorstep

[helenly]

1. have i put on weight?

[moel]

1. have i put on weight?
2. or did i just get shorter?

[AllegroNg]

1. have i put on weight?
2. or did i just get shorter?
3. dryer shrank my clothes!

[sixfinger]

1. nice men buy you tea

[chuckie egg]

1. nice men buy you tea
2. "milky with two sugars please!"

[Stormyguy]

1. nice men buy you tea
2. "milky with two sugars please!"
3. dunking biscuits! Fun!

[Stormyguy]

1. anyone awake?

[AllegroNg]

1. anyone awake?
2. neah, they're all dreaming about

[helenly]

1. anyone awake?
2. sleeping is *so* last season

[AllegroNg]

1. anyone awake?
2. sleeping is *so* last season
3. when we have starbucks

[ambo]

1. Nine nails in a cup

[AllegroNg]

1. Nine nails in a cup
2. Each one ready to be glued

[sixfinger]

1. Nine nails in a cup
2. Each one ready to be glued
3. Someone stop the pain

[ambo]

1. we three make music

[amanda]

1. we three make music
2. with wires, wickedness, words

[ambo]

1. we three make music
2. with wires, wickedness, words
3. the opus lingers

[amanda]

1. could use some lovin'

[chuckie egg]

1. could use some lovin'
2. a lovely big hug if pos

[AllegroNg]

1. could use some lovin'
2. a lovely big hug if pos
3. dressed like bob saget

[helenly]

1. up-hill gardener

[helenly]

1. up-hill gardener

[dinzdale]

1. up-hill gardener
2. he's the Pirate of Men's Pants

[helenly]

:) that's my favourite second line ever!

[moel]

1. up-hill gardener
2. he's the Pirate of Men's Pants
3. and loves a good hoe

[zefrank]

damn this tiny worm

[AllegroNg]

damn this tiny worm
wonder if it tastes yummy!

[moel]

damn this tiny worm
wonder if it tastes yummy!
just what would Freud say?

[amanda]

user-friendly box

[zefrank]

user-friendly box
my ass. This box ain't friendly.

[chuckie egg]

user-friendly box
my ass. This box ain't friendly.
I got a splinter!

[amanda]

porcupine lovin'

[AllegroNg]

porcupine lovin'
it puts lovers on their backs

[dinzdale]

porcupine lovin'
it puts lovers on their backs
One prick in thousands

[zefrank]

lovin the large life

[dinzdale]

lovin the large life
could be large in the love life

[ambo]

lovin the large life
could be large in the love life
or large in your dreams

[amanda]

seven times bigger

[moel]

seven times bigger
does the size really matter?

[ambo]

seven times bigger
does the size really matter?
if you're dinz it does

[zefrank]

ooooo sexy mama

[AllegroNg]

ooooo sexy mama
ooooo what do you feed that thang!?

[amanda]

ooooo sexy mama
ooooo what do you feed that thang!?
slabs o' salami

[chuckie egg]

1. Tuna on thursday

[zefrank]

1. Tuna on thursday
2. Mother forgot my juicebox

[ambo]

1. Tuna on thursday
2. Mother forgot my juicebox
3. But hey, there's jello

[AllegroNg]

mary poppins is

[amanda]

mary poppins is
flyin' high, typhoon coming.

[zefrank]

mary poppins is
flyin' high, typhoon coming.
loaded on rum punch

[zefrank]

the date approaches

[ambo]

the date approaches
on candy apple red heels

[helenly]

the date approaches
on candy apple red heels
but he hasn't shaved...

[amanda]

blindfolded jumping

[moel]

blindfolded jumping
trusting the pool is full

[nycwriters]

blindfolded jumping
trusting the pool is full
Sometimes things just are

[chuckie egg]

I can't believe it!

[RuneT]

I can't believe it!
The shit just hit the wrong fan!

[zefrank]

I can't believe it!
The shit just hit the wrong fan!
grandma got covered

[ambo]

stitching crazy quilts

[zefrank]

stitching crazy quilts
my friends: the colors. our talk: thread.

[RuneT]

stitching crazy quilts
my friends: the colors. our talk: thread.
theres no end to this

[amanda]

powdered doughnut dust

[nycwriters]

powdered doughnut dust
and sticky little fingers

[zefrank]

powdered doughnut dust
and sticky little fingers
my Lexus shudders

[ambo]

stone cold and quite hard

[amanda]

stone cold and quite hard
this shower was much needed

[chuckie egg]

stone cold and quite hard
this shower was much needed
I was caked in crap

[Stormyguy]

Lights, camera, action

[AllegroNg]

Lights, camera, action
What is my motive here!?

[nycwriters]

Lights, camera, action
What is my motive here!?
Oh yes, the money

[zefrank]

one, two, three, four, five

[amanda]

one, two, three, four, five
you can't have five-of-a-kind

[AllegroNg]

one, two, three, four, five
you can't have five-of-a-kind
atleast you can count

[nycwriters]

Wistful for something

[zefrank]

Wistful for something
Screw it, I can't remember

[amanda]

Wistful for something
Screw it, I can't remember
post-it fell off head

[nycwriters]

1 a.m. phone call

[AllegroNg]

1 a.m. phone call
"do you canoe?" they ask

[nycwriters]

1 a.m. phone call
"do you canoe?" they ask
proverbial creek

[amanda]

with or without you

[nycwriters]

with or without you
he sang each Karaoke night

[amanda]

with or without you
he sang each Karaoke night
give dog a Bono

[nycwriters]

Thirsty, sitting here

[Stormyguy]

Thirsty, sitting here
Pass the margarita mix

[AllegroNg]

Thirsty, sitting here
Pass the margarita mix
strawberry or lime?

[ambo]

replacing habits

[Stormyguy]

replacing habits
is harder than you may think

[amanda]

replacing habits
is harder than you may think
smoking nose boogers

[zefrank]

accused and guilty

[moel]

accused and guilty
for he who smelt it, dealt it

[nycwriters]

accused and guilty
for he who smelt it, dealt it
the dog rolls over

[ambo]

sanitary lies

[dinzdale]

sanitary lies
leave only one of us clean

[nycwriters]

sanitary lies
leave only one of us clean
the back door slams shut

[dinzdale]

Chocolate starfish

[nycwriters]

Chocolate starfish
all is sexual to dinz

[helenly]

Chocolate starfish
all is sexual to dinz
black on back smacks hack

[ambo]

rhinestone cowboy hat

[AllegroNg]

rhinestone cowboy hat
initials carved in the back

[RuneT]

rhinestone cowboy hat
initials carved in the back
smelly ugly hat

[dinzdale]

North of the border

[jenschka]

north of the border
have to get a souvenir

[dinzdale]

north of the border
have to get a souvenir
pieces of tundra

[jenschka]

i'm invisible

[dinzdale]

i'm invisible
what is that mystery smell?

[nycwriters]

i'm invisible
what is that mystery smell?
you pulled my finger

[ambo]

lace at the window

[rapscalious rob]

lace at the window
revealing ancient patterns