comunal haikus

[helenly]

lace at the window
revealing ancient patterns
nosy neighbourhood

[rapscalious rob]

igpay atinlay

[ambo]

igpay atinlay
owcay veroay oonmay

[malina]

igpay atinlay
owcay veroay oonmay
umpedjay ootay oonsay

[rapscalious rob]

Scurvy Landlubbers

[ambo]

Scurvy Landlubbers
Let 'em walk the plank, Matey

[dinzdale]

Scurvy Landlubbers
Let 'em walk the plank, Matey
Keelhauling's too good

[nycwriters]

French kiss, pucker up

[rapscalious rob]

ignore my decaying teeth

[funkytuba]

French kiss, pucker up
ignore my decaying teeth,
your tonsiloliths

[chuckie egg]

covered in bruises

[funkytuba]

covered in bruises
prone, concrete bedding comforts

[dinzdale]

covered in bruises
prone, concrete bedding comforts
face still looks a mess

[nycwriters]

$2.85

[ambo]

$2.85
gallon of gas, pretty soon

[funkytuba]

$2.85
gallon of gas, pretty soon
california, now

[rapscalious rob]

1. Who drank the last beer?
2. He mumbled, beer mug in hand.

[chuckie egg]

1. Who drank the last beer?
2. He mumbled, beer mug in hand.
3. Realisation

[dinzdale]

1. Big, and beautiful

[funkytuba]

1. Big, and beautiful
2. firm, yet pliant, well rounded

[ambo]

1. Big, and beautiful
2. firm, yet pliant, well rounded
3. it's just an ass, hole

[chuckie egg]

sick or just hungry?

[ambo]

sick or just hungry?
if the food stays down, we'll know

[sweetmetlcup]

sick or just hungry?
if the food stays down, we'll know
that the poison's good

[nycwriters]

pliant, recursive

[sixfinger]

pliant, recursive
my arms loop around her soul

[sweetmetlcup]

pliant, recursive
my arms loop around her soul
merciful and lush

[moel]

Odd, erotic clorn

[malina]

Odd, erotic clorn
Sinful token of my past

[rapscalious rob]

Odd, erotic clorn
Sinful token of my past
sinful, zinful clorn

[rapscalious rob]

anonymous Bosch

[zefrank]

anonymous Bosch
who's name was Hieronymus

[dinzdale]

anonymous Bosch
who's name was Hieronymus
except when he hid

[zefrank]

on a booty call

[nycwriters]

on a booty call
drunk again, with a cell phone

[funkytuba]

on a booty call
drunk again, with a cell phone
voicemail's cold comfort

[rapscalious rob]

Yeah, hi. Bill Lumberg

[zefrank]

Yeah, hi. Bill Lumberg
want to, like...go out with me?

[moel]

Yeah, hi. Bill Lumberg
want to, like...go out with me?
that's my stapler

[nycwriters]

Fancy blue raincoat

[funkytuba]

Fancy blue raincoat
six foot ten, four hundred pounds

[rapscalious rob]

Fancy blue raincoat
six foot ten, four hundred pounds
Big, bad blues boy

[chuckie egg]

Jibberish is nice

[ambo]

Jibberish is nice
Unless you prefer blather

[zefrank]

Jibberish is nice
Unless you prefer blather
blahblahblahblahblah

[funkytuba]

Fingernails unkempt

[rapscalious rob]

Fingernails unkempt
A bad sign for a dentist

[funkytuba]

Fingernails unkempt
A bad sign for a dentist
Plumber's status quo

[ambo]

Skin so silky white

[funkytuba]

Skin so silky white
though some might call it pasty

[ambo]

Skin so silky white
though some might call it pasty
They're all just jealous

[surflugen]

1. Baby on the way

[AllegroNg]

Baby on the way
What shall we name this Virgo?

[nycwriters]

Baby on the way
What shall we name this Virgo?
TannerAlexJake

[ambo]

i seem to be gone

[nycwriters]

i seem to be gone
sheesh, take the hint already

[ambo]

i seem to be gone
sheesh, take the hint already
some things never change

[funkytuba]

orange peel sits on desk

[chuckie egg]

orange peel sits on desk
sticky fingers still typing

[dinzdale]

orange peel sits on desk
sticky fingers still typing
Now tttttthe tttttttt is stttttttuck

[ambo]

too little too late

[amanda]

too little too late
huh? wha? where the hell am I?

[chuckie egg]

too little too late
huh? wha? where the hell am I?
would you like some toast?

[ambo]

living fantasies

[funkytuba]

living fantasies
Condi Rice on feather bed

[dinzdale]

living fantasies
Condi Rice on feather bed
Al Sharpton watching

[nycwriters]

Five fingers and toes

[dinzdale]

Five fingers and toes
Two ears, two eyes but one nose

[nycwriters]

Five fingers and toes
Two ears, two eyes but one nose
life breathed into us

[dinzdale]

Pricey and prudish

[nycwriters]

Pricey and prudish
delightful beyond compare

[dinzdale]

Pricey and prudish
delightful beyond compare
aimeeableness

[nycwriters]

What are you saying?

[funkytuba]

What are you saying?
Your meaning is not so clear

[nycwriters]

What are you saying?
Your meaning is not so clear
Wires crossed, message lost

[rapscalious rob]

Bloopity bloop bloop

[amanda]

Bloopity bloop bloop
dick and ed are passe, man

[funkytuba]

Bloopity bloop bloop
dick and ed are passe, man
too many swear words

[zefrank]

eating fingernails

[funkytuba]

eating fingernails
not the best idea if

[zefrank]

eating fingernails
not the best idea if
your fingers are bombs

[funkytuba]

side of beef swinging

[zefrank]

side of beef swinging
off the edge of her bike seat

[amanda]

side of beef swinging
off the edge of her bike seat
quick delivery

[funkytuba]

how many of you

[ambo]

how many of you
felt that rumble, don't lie now

[funkytuba]

how many of you
felt that rumble, don't lie now
Dinz's liver flush

[chuckie egg]

I'm a little bored

[chuckie egg]

I'm a little bored

[ambo]

I'm a little bored
Two times, just for emphasis

[dinzdale]

I'm a little bored
Two times, just for emphasis
I'll say it again

[ambo]

Just beyond my reach

[slurpeedemon]

Just beyond my reach
jauntily smirking at me

[funkytuba]

Just beyond my reach
jauntily smirking at me
cat inside. bird out.

[zefrank]

something in my eye

[ambo]

something in my eye
grab that fireplace poker, huh ?

[funkytuba]

something in my eye
grab that fireplace poker, huh ?
glowing red like mars

[ambo]

pure, fresh, and sunny

[amanda]

pure, fresh, and sunny
like happy virgin snowmen

[slurpeedemon]

pure, fresh, and sunny
like happy virgin snowmen
they await poaching

[funkytuba]

I exfoliate

[nycwriters]

I exfoliate
scrub a dub dub, face, feet, elbows

[dinzdale]

I exfoliate
scrub a dub dub, face, feet, elbows
do testicles last

[amanda]

cheese balls, anyone?

[rapscalious rob]

cheese balls, anyone?
cheese balls and hot dogs and coke

[amanda]

cheese balls, anyone?
cheese balls and hot dogs and coke
finger-lickin' good.

[surflugen]

Feeling so tired

[funkytuba]

Feeling so tired
dreamland is not far off now

[nycwriters]

Feeling so tired
dreamland is not far off now
In my dreams, I fly

[funkytuba]

Just woke, mind's still free

[lapietra]

Just woke, mind's still free
full of possibility

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Just woke, mind's still free
full of possibility
Here comes the real world

[funkytuba]

nice ending Lap and fox!


Hummingbird hovers

[rapscalious rob]

Hummingbird hovers
a buzz of iridescence

[funkytuba]

Hummingbird hovers
a buzz of iridescence
stupid physicists

[slurpeedemon]

lush philodendron

[amanda]

lush philodendron
climbing up my boyfriend's leg

[surflugen]

lush philodendron
climbing up my boyfriend's leg
Cold marble frozen in time

[amanda]

heeehehee!!


David stands erect

[slurpeedemon]

David stands erect
pigeons contemplate their mark

[amanda]

David stands erect
pigeons contemplate their mark
right on the kisser

[nycwriters]

Feet don't fail me now

[funkytuba]

Feet don't fail me now
Found in bed with boss's wife

[nycwriters]

Feet don't fail me now
Found in bed with boss's wife
Raise found and then lost

[dinzdale]

Simon the Insane

[surflugen]

Simon the Insane
is going to pinch your head

[slurpeedemon]

Simon the Insane
is going to pinch your head
when you're in Quebec

[slurpeedemon]

worn heel clicking loud

[funkytuba]

worn heel clicking loud
sixteen hundred PSI

[nycwriters]

worn heel clicking loud
sixteen hundred PSI
something's gotta give

[funkytuba]

scissors not working

[Hyakujo's Fox]

scissors not working
the barber stands bewildered

[chuckie egg]

scissors not working
the barber stands bewildered
then pulls out his saw

[nycwriters]

Stumble on my words

[slurpeedemon]

Stumble on my words
Sharp, they cut your sarcasm

[funkytuba]

Stumble on my words
Sharp, they cut your sarcasm
Scintillatingly

[nycwriters]

Don't scratch it, you'll bleed

[funkytuba]

Don't scratch it, you'll bleed
mending skin drives you bonkers

[nycwriters]

Don't scratch it, you'll bleed
mending skin drives you bonkers
poison ivy blues

[funkytuba]

popped champagne cork sits

[chuckie egg]

popped champagne cork sits
after hitting the ceiling

[nycwriters]

popped champagne cork sits
after hitting the ceiling
honeymoon over

[surflugen]

crying baby sings

[amanda]

crying baby sings
of mockingbirds, diamond rings

[surflugen]

crying baby sings
of mockingbirds, diamond rings
my baby bling bling

[moel]

Tell me what i need

[zefrank]

Tell me what i need
"Not much" Buddha said. "Some rice,

[funkytuba]

Tell me what i need
"Not much" Buddha said. "Some rice,
and Enlightenment

[lapietra]

he sits on my foot

[AllegroNg]

he sits on my foot
i wiggle my toes to see

[chuckie egg]

he sits on my foot
i wiggle my toes to see
"a moving chair! argh!"

[slurpeedemon]

three wear red today

[nycwriters]

three wear red today
form fitting sweaters, I drool

[surflugen]

three wear red today
form fitting sweaters, I drool
bug eyed and dreaming

[slurpeedemon]

five, seven, and five

[surflugen]

five, seven, and five
overworked fool on no sleep

[slurpeedemon]

five, seven, and five
overworked fool on no sleep
needs a couple clones

[lapietra]

is it autumn yet?

[moel]

is it autumn yet?
i do have my sweater on

[zefrank]

is it autumn yet?
i do have my sweater on
but i don't feel blue.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

leaving you - again

[funkytuba]

leaving you - again
our time together too short

[slurpeedemon]

leaving you - again
our time together too short
saving for always

[zefrank]

three monkeys in bed

[catbelly]

three monkeys in bed
three tails, six hands, six quick feet

[surflugen]

three monkeys in bed
three tails, six hands, six quick feet
OOo Ooo, Eee Eee Eee!!!!

[lapietra]

if you face your fear

[funkytuba]

if you face your fear
you'll know it, half the battle

[chuckie egg]

if you face your fear
you'll know it, half the battle
if not then you lose

[AllegroNg]

Chuckie Egg looks nice

[zefrank]

Chuckie Egg looks nice
all decked out in slick leather

[catbelly]

Chuckie Egg looks nice
all decked out in slick leather
Nekkid under chaps

[rapscalious rob]

catbelly is back!

[slurpeedemon]

catbelly is back!
struttin' her fine furry stuff

[catbelly]

catbelly is back!
struttin' her fine furry stuff
fuzzy be-hind rocks


*hello you two!!*

[funkytuba]

spread-eagled, cat basks

[catbelly]

spread-eagled, cat basks
legs up and claws extended

[funkytuba]

spread-eagled, cat basks
legs up and claws extended
thy name is Bear Trap

[zefrank]

Seven and a half

[malina]

Seven and a half
Too much too far too crazy

[dinzdale]

Seven and a half
too much too far too crazy
Average for some

[slurpeedemon]

I'll let you be you

[catbelly]

I'll let you be you
If you'll let me be the boss

[funkytuba]

I'll let you be you
If you'll let me be the boss
Then I'll still be you

[lapietra]

I'm out of orange juice

[chuckie egg]

I'm out of orange juice
And craving that orange kick

[funkytuba]

I'm out of orange juice
And craving that orange kick
baby aspirin time!

[zefrank]

opportunity

[slurpeedemon]

opportunity
a better word than problem

[funkytuba]

opportunity
a better word than problem
crisis unites them

[zefrank]

stop finishing them :)

[rapscalious rob]

stop finishing them
never! said funkytuba

[lapietra]

stop finishing them
never! said funkytuba
and then she came in...

[zefrank]

she was perverted

[surflugen]

she was perverted
but with a whole lot of style

[catbelly]

she was perverted
but with a whole lot of style
I covet her chaps

[funkytuba]

starting one this time

[nycwriters]

starting one this time
door is open, come on in

[slurpeedemon]

starting one this time
door is open, come on in
all are welcome here

[nycwriters]

an itch you must scratch

[funkytuba]

an itch you must scratch
on a mountaintop barren

[lapietra]

an itch you must scratch
on a mountaintop barren
where no one can hear

[chuckie egg]

a cold on the way

[slurpeedemon]

a cold on the way
drippy sneezy headachy

[dinzdale]

a cold on the way
drippy sneezy headachy
and the other dwarves

[slurpeedemon]

I miss those mornings

[nycwriters]

I miss those mornings
hit snooze, play hookey with you

[funkytuba]

I miss those mornings
hit snooze, play hookey with you
not living to work

[nycwriters]

sometimes it's painful

[funkytuba]

sometimes it's painful
looking into the mirror

[chuckie egg]

sometimes it's painful
looking into the mirror
and seeing his face

[slurpeedemon]

will you please lay off

[dalang]

will you please lay off
the floor wax and glue chasers

[zefrank]

will you please lay off
the floor wax and glue chasers
I'm slick and sticky

[malina]

mary had a lamp

[funkytuba]

mary had a lamp
nine million candlepower

[lapietra]

mary had a lamp
nine million candlepower
just had to rub it

[nycwriters]

wicked and twisted

[funkytuba]

wicked and twisted
fancy candle twinkles bright

[dalang]

wicked and twisted
fancy candle twinkles bright
light reflects lighter

[slurpeedemon]

I'm only human

[dinzdale]

I'm only human
Trapped in this perfect body

[malina]

I'm only human
Trapped in this perfect body
Sniffing underpants

[surflugen]

gimme some lovin

[lapietra]

gimme some lovin
gimme gimme some lovin

[malina]

gimme some lovin
gimme gimme some lovin
give it to me now!

[zefrank]

bad ass girl in red

[rapscalious rob]

bad ass girl in red
She sho’ ain’t gon’ wit’ me

[dalang]

bad ass girl in red
She sho’ ain’t gon’ wit’ me
lick her shoe instead

[zefrank]

muchos gracias

[AllegroNg]

muchos gracias
now please get me some clean sheets

[dalang]

muchos gracias
now please get me some clean sheets
grassy asses stain

[lapietra]

the most clever ones

[malina]

the most clever ones
will never ever ever

[StyleOfASoul]

the most clever ones
will never ever ever
finish this haiku

[malina]

welcome style of soul

[lapietra]

welcome style of soul
no one here but us monkeys

[surflugen]

welcome style of soul
no one here but us monkeys
and one more Lostchijd

[surflugen]

One more to ignore

[malina]

One more to ignore
Forgive the simple minded

[StyleOfASoul]

One more to ignore
Forgive the simple minded
for seeing more than we do

[lapietra]

Oh, the irony

[malina]

Oh, the irony
entertaining as can be!

[lapietra]

Oh, the irony
entertaining as can be!
'til they steal your ball

[surflugen]

ten, midnite, two, four....

[lapietra]

ten, midnite, two, four....
tiny alarm cuts the night

[zefrank]

ten, midnite, two, four....
tiny alarm cuts the night
baby monitor

[lapietra]

salad for breakfast

[dalang]

salad for breakfast
anchovy dressing, coffee

[lapietra]

salad for breakfast
anchovy dressing, coffee
and a ripe apple ;)