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rapscalious rob
10-13-2003, 09:11 PM
drooling is healthy
lapietra
10-13-2003, 09:53 PM
drooling is healthy
for dogs, cats, and small babies
surflugen
10-14-2003, 01:51 AM
drooling is healthy
for dogs, cats, and small babies
but not for waiters
funkytuba
10-14-2003, 02:41 AM
under pressure now
chuckie egg
10-14-2003, 08:55 AM
under pressure now
theres not much time left for me
dalang
10-14-2003, 03:06 PM
under pressure now
theres not much time left for me
coos the lil' white dove
lapietra
10-14-2003, 03:11 PM
I will survive, yes
malina
10-14-2003, 03:52 PM
I will survive, yes
bollocks to the whole dang world
BusyRich
10-15-2003, 03:50 PM
I will survive, yes
bollocks to the whole dang world...

(unfinished haiku)
dalang
10-15-2003, 06:03 PM
not sure if above was an ending or an observation, so take your pick...

I will survive, yes
bollocks to the whole dang world...

(unfinished haiku)


or

I will survive, yes
bollocks to the whole dang world...
leaving on jet plane

-------------

listen to the man
BusyRich
10-15-2003, 06:07 PM
1. It was an ending
dalang
10-15-2003, 06:12 PM
It was an ending
just covering all bases
BusyRich
10-15-2003, 06:20 PM
It was an ending
just covering all bases
so no one gets hurt
lapietra
10-15-2003, 06:24 PM
I'm *terribly* hurt! :p
BusyRich
10-15-2003, 06:28 PM
I'm *terribly* hurt! :p
But a smile betrays my words
lapietra
10-15-2003, 06:30 PM
I'm *terribly* hurt!
But a smile betrays my words
colored obvious
funkytuba
10-16-2003, 12:51 AM
baby is up late
BusyRich
10-16-2003, 04:29 AM
baby is up late
'doing the do' past bedtime
zefrank
10-16-2003, 07:20 PM
baby is up late
'doing the do' past bedtime
lift up the damn seat!
surflugen
10-16-2003, 08:30 PM
A groomsman I'll be
dalang
10-16-2003, 08:32 PM
A groomsman I'll be
her, me and baby make three
lapietra
10-17-2003, 12:40 AM
A groomsman I'll be
her, me and baby make three
happy evermore
funkytuba
10-17-2003, 02:40 AM
foul odor looms large
surflugen
10-17-2003, 02:50 AM
foul odor looms large
someone check Kermits finger
funkytuba
10-17-2003, 03:14 AM
foul odor looms large
someone check Kermits finger
sweet and sour pork
BusyRich
10-17-2003, 03:18 AM
High School regression
funkytuba
10-17-2003, 03:39 AM
High School regression
hormones, secrets and bad jokes
zefrank
10-17-2003, 01:25 PM
High School regression
hormones, secrets and bad jokes
all just out of reach
BusyRich
10-17-2003, 01:34 PM
Friday evening
zefrank
10-17-2003, 03:11 PM
Friday evening
this time I won't wet the bed
lapietra
10-17-2003, 11:07 PM
Friday evening
this time I won't wet the bed
or suck my fingers
rapscalious rob
10-18-2003, 04:45 PM
branching path of life
zefrank
10-18-2003, 05:21 PM
branching path of life
all i need is one that works
lapietra
10-18-2003, 08:43 PM
branching path of life
all i need is one that works
and includes free beer
Cicatrice
10-18-2003, 09:26 PM
searching for a pulse
BusyRich
10-19-2003, 05:34 PM
searching for a pulse
and finding only lentils
funkytuba
10-19-2003, 06:23 PM
searching for a pulse
and finding only lentils
give me red meat now
rapscalious rob
10-19-2003, 08:01 PM
Free blue sky above
funkytuba
10-19-2003, 10:55 PM
Free blue sky above
Goose and Maverick soar high
lapietra
10-20-2003, 02:03 AM
Free blue sky above
Goose and Maverick soar high
in an autumn vee
funkytuba
10-21-2003, 02:41 PM
seeking physician
rapscalious rob
10-21-2003, 09:56 PM
seeking physician,
good SOH, VGL
zefrank
10-22-2003, 05:42 PM
seeking physician,
good SOH, VGL
must make me better
dalang
10-22-2003, 06:38 PM
limping on one side
surflugen
10-22-2003, 09:32 PM
limping on one side
hope she doesn't notice IT
maychorian
10-22-2003, 10:28 PM
limping on one side
hope she doesn't notice IT
having a bad day
AllegroNg
10-22-2003, 10:37 PM
It will freeze tonite
funkytuba
10-23-2003, 12:42 AM
It will freeze tonite
because she's a covers-hog
slurpeedemon
10-23-2003, 01:01 PM
It will freeze tonite
because she's a covers-hog
revenge: ice cold toes
SuperCaliFragil
10-23-2003, 01:56 PM
Fuzzy socks feel good
maychorian
10-23-2003, 04:58 PM
Fuzzy socks feel good
with some ketchup in the toes
zefrank
10-23-2003, 07:02 PM
Fuzzy socks feel good
with some ketchup in the toes
this is some good shit
AllegroNg
10-24-2003, 11:05 AM
curled up in a ball
slurpeedemon
10-24-2003, 02:24 PM
curled up in a ball
paws drawn up over his nose
dalang
10-24-2003, 03:02 PM
curled up in a ball
paws drawn up over his nose
turn on the furnace
Klynne
10-24-2003, 05:22 PM
1. Prepare yourself for
rapscalious rob
10-25-2003, 06:48 AM
hahaha! I am a master spy now!!!!!!!!!!!

Prepare yourself for
complete and utter failure
zefrank
10-25-2003, 11:19 AM
Prepare yourself for
complete and utter failure
but play like you'll win
funkytuba
10-25-2003, 11:51 AM
bloodshot eye itches
Klynne
10-25-2003, 12:49 PM
Bloodshot eye itches
My feet are torn and blistered
lapietra
10-25-2003, 02:48 PM
Bloodshot eye itches
My feet are torn and blistered
but I got it done
lapietra
10-25-2003, 02:49 PM
boy, do I love him
Klynne
10-25-2003, 11:35 PM
Boy do I love him
Even though he uses me
lapietra
10-26-2003, 02:44 AM
Boy do I love him
Even though he uses me
as a pincushion
Klynne
10-26-2003, 06:09 PM
My cat licks her feet
AllegroNg
10-26-2003, 10:38 PM
My cat licks her feet
clumps of litter between toes
Klynne
10-26-2003, 10:44 PM
My cat licks her feet
clumps of litter between toes
Oh my poor carpet
Klynne
10-26-2003, 10:46 PM
Evil pigeon mocks
Coffee
10-26-2003, 11:17 PM
Evil pigeon mocks
Evil window blocks my claws
Klynne
10-26-2003, 11:24 PM
Evil pigeon mocks
Evil window blocks my claws
Damn the cold hard glass
Klynne
10-26-2003, 11:29 PM
Can you tell me why
Coffee
10-27-2003, 01:03 AM
Can you tell me why
My undies creep up my crotch
rapscalious rob
10-27-2003, 02:37 AM
Can you tell me why
My undies creep up my crotch
Is this my underwear?
laughingbuddha
10-27-2003, 04:14 AM
Sometimes the dead come back
chuckie egg
10-27-2003, 09:30 AM
Sometimes the dead come back
Use too many syllables
dalang
10-27-2003, 02:57 PM
Sometimes the dead come back
Use too many syllables
Buddha can free-form
slurpeedemon
10-27-2003, 06:11 PM
she's so much nicer
nycwriters
10-27-2003, 06:12 PM
she's so much nicer
after she's smoked that crackpipe
funkytuba
10-27-2003, 06:14 PM
she's so much nicer
after she's smoked that crackpipe
dopamine flowing
slurpeedemon
10-27-2003, 06:14 PM
plays well with others
funkytuba
10-27-2003, 06:16 PM
plays well with others
handwriting needs improvement
nycwriters
10-27-2003, 06:22 PM
plays well with others
handwriting needs improvement
But A for effort
dalang
10-27-2003, 06:44 PM
Evil incarnate
slurpeedemon
10-27-2003, 06:46 PM
Evil incarnate
good name for a hard rock band
Coffee
10-27-2003, 06:48 PM
Evil incarnate
good name for a hard rock band
but can't dance to it
dalang
10-27-2003, 06:50 PM
gonna eat some worms
slurpeedemon
10-27-2003, 06:52 PM
gonna eat some worms
with a side of gopher guts
Klynne
10-27-2003, 07:05 PM
Gonna east some worms
With a side of gopher guts
With a quart of blood
nycwriters
10-27-2003, 07:17 PM
really, you shouldn't
Klynne
10-27-2003, 07:37 PM
really, you shouldn't
be eating all that protien
maychorian
10-27-2003, 07:57 PM
really, you shouldn't
be eating all that protein
unless you like it
Klynne
10-27-2003, 09:21 PM
Oh, funky tuba
maychorian
10-27-2003, 10:02 PM
Oh, funky tuba
why choose such a moniker?
Klynne
10-28-2003, 12:35 AM
Oh, funky tuba
why choose such a moniker?
How you confuse me
Klynne
10-28-2003, 12:38 AM
Time changes, clocks same
Coffee
10-28-2003, 12:50 AM
Time changes, clocks same
Sun thinks we all are crazy
zefrank
10-28-2003, 03:14 AM
Time changes, clocks same
Sun thinks we all are crazy
but the moon don't care
zefrank
10-28-2003, 03:15 AM
Originally posted by zefrank
Time changes, clocks same
Sun thinks we all are crazy
but the moon don't care

or

"what a jealous bitch"
funkytuba
10-28-2003, 05:27 AM
is it pneumonia
maychorian
10-28-2003, 02:22 PM
is it pneumonia
or just an ice-frosted lung
nycwriters
10-28-2003, 05:43 PM
is it pneumonia
or just an ice-frosted lung
fever in the heart
Klynne
10-28-2003, 07:10 PM
How was I to know
nycwriters
10-28-2003, 09:59 PM
How was I to know
That you were about to go?
Klynne
10-28-2003, 10:06 PM
How was I to know
That you were about to go?
To meet your lover
Klynne
10-28-2003, 10:08 PM
Hands cold and clammy
maychorian
10-28-2003, 11:52 PM
Hands cold and clammy
on cold plastic steering wheel
Coffee
10-28-2003, 11:54 PM
Hands cold and clammy
on cold plastic steering wheel
Commute way to long
Klynne
10-29-2003, 01:03 AM
Where are my stockings?
chuckie egg
10-29-2003, 09:33 AM
Where are my stockings?
The ones with the ladders in
jaymirror
10-29-2003, 11:40 AM
Where are my stockings?
The ones with the ladders in
To scare off my date
dalang
10-29-2003, 03:05 PM
odd orange odor
Coffee
10-29-2003, 04:05 PM
odd orange odor
originates from my toes
maychorian
10-29-2003, 04:54 PM
odd orange odor
originates from my toes
spreads through my body
Coffee
10-29-2003, 09:15 PM
fresh beans on my stove
catbelly
10-29-2003, 09:19 PM
fresh beans on my stove
perfume the sleepy morning
funkytuba
10-29-2003, 09:22 PM
fresh beans on my stove
perfume the sleepy morning
dinner was last night
Klynne
10-29-2003, 10:55 PM
A saint or sinner
nycwriters
10-29-2003, 11:37 PM
A saint or sinner
it depends on who's asking
jaymirror
10-30-2003, 06:54 AM
A saint or sinner
it depends on who's asking
the answer you hear
Coffee
10-30-2003, 05:37 PM
What good in a book
Klynne
10-30-2003, 08:40 PM
What good in a book
May be no good at all if
Coffee
10-30-2003, 10:21 PM
What good in a book
May be no good at all if
its story is false
Klynne
10-30-2003, 10:34 PM
My thirst is so strong
Coffee
10-30-2003, 10:45 PM
My thirst is so strong
Remembers the waterfall
nycwriters
10-30-2003, 11:05 PM
My thirst is so strong
Remembers the waterfall
illicitly cool
Klynne
10-30-2003, 11:22 PM
Do you have the time
Coffee
10-30-2003, 11:34 PM
Do you have the time
Sundials finally right
Klynne
10-31-2003, 12:38 AM
Do you have the time
Sundials are finally right
funkytuba
10-31-2003, 04:58 AM
Do you have the time?
Sundials are finally right
So, yes; yes I do
jaymirror
10-31-2003, 06:28 AM
Spitefully regret
Coffee
10-31-2003, 02:39 PM
Spitefully regret
harsh words spoken in anger
funkytuba
10-31-2003, 03:45 PM
Spitefully regret
harsh words spoken in anger
child's eyes droop and drip
Coffee
10-31-2003, 06:47 PM
raindrops fall to me
Klynne
10-31-2003, 08:32 PM
raindrops fall to me
drenching my clothes, chilling me
dinzdale
10-31-2003, 08:34 PM
raindrops fall to me
drenching my clothes, chilling me
Wet T-shirt contest
Klynne
10-31-2003, 08:56 PM
My wet t-shirt sticks
Coffee
10-31-2003, 10:01 PM
My wet t-shirt sticks
Sweaty on high mountain peaks
Klynne
10-31-2003, 10:05 PM
My wet t-shirt sticks
Sweaty on high mountain peaks
Wins me the contest
Klynne
10-31-2003, 10:23 PM
Justin Timberlake
lapietra
11-02-2003, 03:07 PM
Justin Timberlake
hope he's socking aside dough
Klynne
11-02-2003, 06:35 PM
Justin Timberlake
hope he's socking aside dough
To win Brittney back
nycwriters
11-02-2003, 07:03 PM
the little boat glides
Klynne
11-02-2003, 07:19 PM
the little boat glides
upon a raging sea that
nycwriters
11-02-2003, 07:20 PM
the little boat glides
upon a raging sea that
bath-time for junior
Klynne
11-02-2003, 07:29 PM
Junior and his duck
nycwriters
11-02-2003, 07:30 PM
Junior and his duck
sunk by a fierce tidal wave
Klynne
11-02-2003, 07:33 PM
Junior and his duck
sunk by a fierce tidal wave
Beat the deadly storm
nycwriters
11-02-2003, 07:52 PM
Feint scratching noise
Klynne
11-02-2003, 09:51 PM
Feint scratching noise
Makes me terrified, must be
Coffee
11-03-2003, 12:24 AM
Feint scratching noise
Makes me terrified, must be
dumb boyfriend at door.
zefrank
11-03-2003, 01:17 AM
The duck was unscathed
Klynne
11-03-2003, 01:39 AM
The duck was unscathed
But, our poor junior was maimed
zefrank
11-03-2003, 01:58 AM
The duck was unscathed
But, our poor junior was maimed
seeing-eye duck luck
Klynne
11-03-2003, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by zefrank
The duck was unscathed
But, our poor junior was maimed
seeing-eye duck luck

You crack me up!!!
Klynne
11-03-2003, 02:09 AM
Vengefull garbage man
lapietra
11-03-2003, 02:16 AM
Vengefull garbage man
bangs the cans at 5 a. m.
zefrank
11-03-2003, 12:23 PM
Vengefull garbage man
bangs the cans at 5 a. m.
fierce trash advocate
nycwriters
11-03-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Coffee
Feint scratching noise
Makes me terrified, must be
dumb boyfriend at door.

I think I'm going to frame this.
dalang
11-03-2003, 02:14 PM
Shiver me timbers
Coffee
11-03-2003, 02:46 PM
Shiver me timbers
Pass me a mug o' the rum
Klynne
11-03-2003, 07:00 PM
Shiver me timbers
Pass me a mug o' the rum
Chug a lug, lug lug
maychorian
11-03-2003, 07:30 PM
stopping by the woods
dinzdale
11-03-2003, 07:44 PM
stopping by the woods
doing what bears like to do
Klynne
11-03-2003, 07:59 PM
stopping by the woods
doing what bears like to do
Hand me the t.p.
maychorian
11-03-2003, 08:02 PM
Dear Lord, please help me
Klynne
11-03-2003, 08:04 PM
Dear Lord, please help me
The bear in the woods chases
maychorian
11-03-2003, 08:21 PM
Dear Lord, please help me
The bear in the woods chases
and will not give up
Klynne
11-03-2003, 08:24 PM
Up the tree I rush
maychorian
11-03-2003, 11:37 PM
Up the tree I rush
palms sweating on mossy trunk
Klynne
11-03-2003, 11:41 PM
Up the tree I rush
palms sweating on mossy trunk
Black bear grabs my leg
lapietra
11-03-2003, 11:50 PM
ripped up pant leg drips
Klynne
11-04-2003, 12:20 AM
ripped up pant leg drips
life seeps out of me slowly
zefrank
11-04-2003, 10:58 AM
ripped up pant leg drips
life seeps out of me slowly
and into her mouth
maychorian
11-04-2003, 12:24 PM
I guess I'm dead now
dinzdale
11-04-2003, 12:43 PM
I guess I'm dead now
I cant feel my hands or feet
Hyakujo's Fox
11-04-2003, 01:13 PM
I guess I'm dead now
I cant feel my hands or feet
still this restlessness
Klynne
11-04-2003, 01:23 PM
devil spoke my name
jaymirror
11-04-2003, 01:25 PM
devil spoke my name
and I responded promptly
maychorian
11-04-2003, 02:06 PM
devil spoke my name
and I responded promptly
and called him bad names
dalang
11-04-2003, 02:23 PM
pissing myself, I
Coffee
11-04-2003, 04:38 PM
pissing myself, I
leaped from hot coals to hot fire
Klynne
11-04-2003, 05:13 PM
pissing myself, I
leaped from hot coals to hot fire
Pitchfork at my back
Klynne
11-04-2003, 07:10 PM
Feet burning, throat dry
Coffee
11-04-2003, 07:12 PM
Feet burning, throat dry
Stupid bear, angry Devil
Klynne
11-04-2003, 07:14 PM
Feet burning, throat dry
Stupid bear, angry Devil
Forsaken by God
Coffee
11-04-2003, 07:38 PM
Is there a way out
nycwriters
11-04-2003, 07:39 PM
crap!


Is there a way out
of this strange dance macabre
Klynne
11-04-2003, 07:41 PM
]
]Is there a way out
Of this Hellish nightmare or
Klynne
11-04-2003, 07:43 PM
double crap!!
Klynne
11-04-2003, 07:44 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by nycwriters
[B]crap!


Is there a way out
of this strange dance macabre
Or is this my fate?
dalang
11-04-2003, 07:52 PM
should have read Dante
Klynne
11-04-2003, 07:59 PM
should have read Dante
maybe he holds the answer
nycwriters
11-04-2003, 08:00 PM
should have read Dante
maybe he holds the answer
to heaven and hell
Klynne
11-04-2003, 08:05 PM
I will have to use
nycwriters
11-04-2003, 08:15 PM
I will have to use
my Bee Gees disco album
Klynne
11-04-2003, 08:48 PM
I will have to use
my Bee Gees disco album
To go back in time
Klynne
11-04-2003, 08:49 PM
I spin the record
nycwriters
11-04-2003, 09:23 PM
I spin the record
dig it - groovin' movin', yeah
Klynne
11-04-2003, 09:27 PM
I spin the record
dig it - groovin' movin', yeah
Andy Gibbs is God
Klynne
11-04-2003, 10:23 PM
bow down to andy
maychorian
11-05-2003, 01:20 AM
bow down to andy
travel to purgatory
Klynne
11-05-2003, 01:23 AM
bow down to andy
travel to purgatory (good one M!)
justice will be done
Klynne
11-05-2003, 01:53 AM
My soul may be saved
Hyakujo's Fox
11-05-2003, 10:38 AM
My soul may be saved
but my mojo is no mo'
dalang
11-05-2003, 02:01 PM
My soul may be saved
but my mojo is no mo'
singin' Red Cape Blues
Klynne
11-05-2003, 11:04 PM
The music rages
Maggie Shamrock
11-05-2003, 11:11 PM
The music rages
Bodies slam against the sound
Klynne
11-05-2003, 11:29 PM
The music rages
Bodies slam against the sound
Devil and God fight
Klynne
11-05-2003, 11:30 PM
Tried to double post sorry ignore this
Maggie Shamrock
11-05-2003, 11:45 PM
Celestial pleasure
Klynne
11-06-2003, 12:01 AM
Celestial pleasure
God swiftly beats the Devil
Maggie Shamrock
11-06-2003, 12:25 AM
Celestial pleasure
God swiftly beats the Devil
Heaven reigns supreme
Klynne
11-06-2003, 12:33 AM
Ah, no hell for me
Hyakujo's Fox
11-06-2003, 06:16 AM
Ah, no hell for me
no heaven, no valhalla
RuneT
11-06-2003, 06:18 AM
Ah, no hell for me
no heaven, no valhalla
just eternal life
maychorian
11-06-2003, 12:40 PM
what a crappy fate
nycwriters
11-06-2003, 01:06 PM
what a crappy fate
$2.56, lint
lapietra
11-06-2003, 02:15 PM
what a crappy fate
$2.56, lint
his number washed off
zefrank
11-06-2003, 05:18 PM
good touch and bad touch
nycwriters
11-06-2003, 05:25 PM
good touch and bad touch
so the advertisement said
Klynne
11-06-2003, 08:01 PM
good touch and bad touch
so the advertisement said
Which one will I choose
nycwriters
11-06-2003, 08:58 PM
fancy new gadget
Klynne
11-06-2003, 09:08 PM
fancy new gadget
quivering, I pick it up
Coffee
11-06-2003, 10:30 PM
fancy new gadget
quivering, I pick it up
Can lids shall quiver
lapietra
11-07-2003, 01:12 AM
sparkling clean white teeth
Hyakujo's Fox
11-07-2003, 06:27 AM
sparkling clean white teeth
mouth smelling of pine forest
jaymirror
11-07-2003, 07:42 AM
sparkling clean white teeth
mouth smelling of pine forest
I'm up to french kiss
chuckie egg
11-07-2003, 09:20 AM
Stop faxing me please
zefrank
11-07-2003, 12:51 PM
Stop faxing me please
I know your menu by heart
surflugen
11-07-2003, 04:37 PM
zefrank Stop faxing me please
I know your menu by heart
Damn you, Soup Nazi
maychorian
11-07-2003, 05:46 PM
five syllables here
zefrank
11-07-2003, 05:54 PM
five syllables here
then seven syllables here
Klynne
11-07-2003, 05:57 PM
five syllables here
then seven syllables here
Then conclude with five
lapietra
11-07-2003, 05:59 PM
his tummy is soft
maychorian
11-07-2003, 06:01 PM
his tummy is soft
but not soft enough for me
Klynne
11-07-2003, 06:02 PM
his tummy is soft
he is no exercise buff
Klynne
11-07-2003, 06:03 PM
his tummy is soft
but not soft enough for me
But Makes nice pillow
maychorian
11-07-2003, 06:06 PM
his tummy is soft
he is no exercise buff
my sweet fat baby
Klynne
11-07-2003, 07:30 PM
Howdy cowboy its
Coffee
11-07-2003, 07:32 PM
Howdy cowboy its
Good to be home on the Range
maychorian
11-07-2003, 07:46 PM
Howdy cowboy its
Good to be home on the Range
where the cows run free
lapietra
11-08-2003, 03:32 AM
car nice and clean now
maychorian
11-08-2003, 08:47 AM
car nice and clean now
it won't stay that way for long
lapietra
11-08-2003, 03:37 PM
car nice and clean now
it won't stay that way for long
cuz of naughty birds
Coffee
11-08-2003, 03:58 PM
Bug on my windshield
lapietra
11-08-2003, 11:44 PM
Bug on my windshield
a lovely shade of chartreuse
funkytuba
11-09-2003, 12:59 AM
Bug on my windshield
a lovely shade of chartreuse
no longer airborne
Klynne
11-09-2003, 01:33 AM
Tonight is the night
Coffee
11-09-2003, 03:58 PM
Tonight is the night
I know this because its dark
Klynne
11-09-2003, 06:35 PM
Tonight is the night
I know this because its dark
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