comunal haikus

[nycwriters]

Old paperback book

[Klynne]

Old paperback book
Pages dog earred and well worn

[nycwriters]

Old paperback book
Pages dog earred and well worn
Anarchists cookbook.

[Klynne]

Time flies by where did

[zefrank]

Time flies by where did
I am getting old how did

[zefrank]

Time flies by where did
I am getting old how did

[lapietra]

Time flies by where did
I am getting old how did
You're not here why did

[dalang]

you drink that, Alice?

[Klynne]

you drink that, Alice?
After you drink it I will

[maychorian]

you drink that, Alice?
After you drink it I will
have nothing to say

[jaymirror]

Whish you were a frog

[maychorian]

Whish you were a frog
Whith big lips and slimy toes

[zefrank]

Whish you were a frog
Whith big lips and slimy toes
Cuth I'm a printheth

[surflugen]

Fantastic sunrise

[Coffee]

Fantastic sunrise
And a beautiful day

[dalang]

Fantastic sunrise
And a beautiful day
to walk on water

[nycwriters]

Subliminal sign

[Klynne]

Subliminal sign
Speaks from my subconcious mind

[funkytuba]

Subliminal sign
Speaks from my subconcious mind
Dead End, No Outlet

[Klynne]

I love my new tar

[Coffee]

I love my new tar
cat turns slow, lets make him fast!

[maychorian]

I love my new tar
cat turns slow, lets make him fast!
sweet kitty puree

[zefrank]

raining in ass land

[Coffee]

raining in ass land
river runs dirty and brown

[jaymirror]

raining in ass land
river runs dirty and brown
till the flush cleans up

[nycwriters]

Just as an alternative

raining in ass land
river runs dirty and brown
Beige night on Broadway

[lapietra]

sonnet made me cry

[dalang]

sonnet made me cry
shakespeare's rose, a universe

[funkytuba]

sonnet made me cry
shakespeare's rose, a universe
what's her name again?

[carolyn81]

Don't sweat the small stuff

[maychorian]

Don't sweat the small stuff
Sweat what might get you blown up

[dalang]

Don't sweat the small stuff
Sweat what might get you blown up
don't pee on live fence

[lapietra]

crazy new music

[Klynne]

crazy new music
I dance like a crazed banshee

[dinzdale]

crazy new music
I dance like a crazed banshee
to earn more dollars

[carolyn81]

Whipping winds outside

[timdowd]

Whipping winds outside
made my red dress flap open

[zefrank]

Whipping winds outside
made my red dress flap open
one wind whipped willy

[surflugen]

Fifteen minutes young

[lapietra]

Fifteen minutes young
pinball ricochets, replays!

[Klynne]

Fifteen minutes young
pinball ricochets, replays!
Damn, I missed the ball

[carolyn81]

Everyone asleep?

[lapietra]

Everyone asleep?
nope - some of us are tipsy

[funkytuba]

Everyone asleep?
nope - some of us are tipsy
or insomniac

[Klynne]

Why did I drink that?

[carolyn81]

Why did I drink that?
Think of the consequences...

[Klynne]

Why did I drink that?
Think of the consequences...
Awake where am I?

[nycwriters]

Stumble on your words

[Klynne]

Stumble on your words
Big meeting people confused

[nycwriters]

Stumble on your words
Big meeting people confused
A square peg, round hole

[Klynne]

My funky monkeys

[funkytuba]

My funky monkeys
all lumped up in a big pile

[carolyn81]

My funky monkeys
all lumped up in a big pile
sleep after orgy

[maychorian]

cherry blossom falls

[funkytuba]

cherry blossom falls
uh oh another boring
japanese haiku

sorry.. just had to go with my inspiration there. Here's the real continuation:


cherry blossom falls
frenetic city moves on

[zefrank]

cherry blossom falls
frenetic city moves on
eating the cherries

[Klynne]

My biography

[funkytuba]

My biography
telling all the world my past

[jaymirror]

My biography
telling all the world my past
see how hard they laugh

[dalang]

dying woman laughs

[funkytuba]

dying woman laughs
absurdity hits her hard

[Klynne]

dying woman laughs
absurdity hits her hard
All of the should haves

[maychorian]

eyelids so heavy

[Klynne]

eyelids so heavy
should prop open with toothpicks

[carolyn81]

eyelids so heavy
should prop open with toothpicks
and post all night long

[nycwriters]

Rainy day, gray skies

[zefrank]

Rainy day, gray skies
are for folks with umbrellas

[Klynne]

Rainy day, gray skies
are for folks with umbrellas
and not for suede coats

[dalang]

candy red button

[Coffee]

candy red button
Warm gray woolen overcoat

[catbelly]

candy red button
Warm gray woolen overcoat
I miss my mommy

[nycwriters]

Feline reflexes

[carolyn81]

Feline reflexes
let the cat land on its feet

[nycwriters]

Feline reflexes
let the cat land on its feet
catnipped and cuddly.

[surflugen]

Cold air, red sweaters

[Coffee]

Cold air, red sweaters
Humid air, purple speedos

[dinzdale]

Cold air, red sweaters
Humid air, purple speedos
Open air, naked

[nycwriters]

Naked ambition

[Klynne]

Naked ambition
Over takes me and I thrive

[nycwriters]

Naked ambition
Over takes me and I thrive
Madonna blushes.

[maychorian]

brothers and sisters

[zefrank]

brothers and sisters
are friends you don't get to choose

[Klynne]

brothers and sisters
are friends you don't get to choose
always in my heart

[nycwriters]

Pandemonium!

[Coffee]

Pandemonium!
A video game parlor,

[Klynne]

Pandemonium!
A video game parlor
Quarters everywhere

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Evening shadows

[jaymirror]

Evening shadows
color the end of today

[dalang]

Evening shadows
color the end of today
by golden slumbers

[jenschka]

Electricity

[dinzdale]

Electricity
Shooting through my underpants

[jenschka]

Electricity
Shooting through my underpants
charred and smokin' rod

[dinzdale]

Too close for comfort

[jenschka]

Too close for comfort
Gotta get some more of that

[dinzdale]

Too close for comfort
Gotta get some more of that
Living on the edge

[jenschka]

Bagels and sausage

[dinzdale]

Bagels and sausage
Erotic food for lovers

[jenschka]

Bagels and sausage
Erotic food for lovers
Indulge and be free

[dinzdale]

Wool is too itchy

[jenschka]

Wool is too itchy
Feels prickly, scratchy, ancy

[dinzdale]

Wool is too itchy
Feels prickly, scratchy, ancy
Fark this winter thong !!

[jenschka]

LOL!!!

http://www.jenniferrybine.com/frog.gif
darn, my image isn't working!

Uncanny flavors

[dinzdale]

Uncanny flavors
that I cant quite put name to

[jenschka]

Uncanny flavors
that I cant quite put name to
Buzzz inside my mouth

[dinzdale]

Last one for today

[jenschka]

Last one for today
good idea mister manly

[dinzdale]

Last one for today
good idea mister manly
Must be time for beer.


:)

[nycwriters]

No cheap apartments

[jenschka]

No cheap apartments
Dirty boxes line my street

[Klynne]

No cheap apartments
Dirty boxes line my street
Damn the garbage man

[jenschka]

Someone's got the blues

[maychorian]

Someone's got the blues
playing mournful saxophone

[Klynne]

Someone's got the blues
playing mournful saxophone
My heart is broken

[nycwriters]

Work, driving me nuts

[jenschka]

Work, driving me nuts
people, paper; in my face

[Klynne]

Work, driving me nuts
people, paper; in my face
Must find a new place
(sorry about the rhyming)

[Coffee]

Bad to rhyme Haiku?

[jenschka]

Bad to rhyme Haiku?
Bad to pee in my big shoe?

[maychorian]

Bad to rhyme Haiku?
Bad to pee in my big shoe?
No, is all okay.

[zefrank]

something...Nantucket

[jenschka]

something...Nantucket
nothing but a bucket


(i wrote to Ze!!!):D

[Goot]

something...Nantucket
nothing but a bucket
limerick, Maybe?

[jenschka]

something...Nantucket
nothing but a bucket
limerick, Maybe?
A limerick baby


oops! I got so carried away that I caught a glimpse of Ze, that I completely screwed up my post! I thought I was in limericks for a moment!

SORRY!
:D :D :D :D :D

[Goot]

something...Nantucket
nothing but a bucket
limerick, Maybe?
A limerick baby
I thought Haiku? Ah F*** it.

I like what lapietra said, its a haikeric, so keep it for posterity, but, heres a new Haiku to start:

Study SAT!

[lapietra]

ahhhh.... a haikerick...

[jenschka]

Aaww GOOT! I reposted my mistake so's you wouldn't look like a FOO too! :D



Sorry evewy won.:rolleyes:

[jenschka]

Study SAT!
Be a brain-child example

[Goot]

Study SAT!
Be a brain-child example
or Else McDonald's

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Chicken McNuggets

[RuneT]

Chicken McNuggets
a destiny of a bird

[zefrank]

Chicken McNuggets
a destiny of a bird
is barely involved

[jaymirror]

Zefrank could not sleep

[RuneT]

Zefrank could not sleep
got tired of counting sheep

[dinzdale]

Zefrank could not sleep
got tired of counting sheep
Ran out of digits

[nycwriters]

Dainty little toes

[maychorian]

Dainty little toes
And big, fat, ugly fingers

[jenschka]

Dainty little toes
And big, fat, ugly fingers
My dream man come true

[dinzdale]

I thought it was me

[jenschka]

I thought it was me
but alas... my toes are big

[maychorian]

I thought it was me
but alas... my toes are big
unlike those footprints

[dinzdale]

I thought it was me
but alas... my toes are big
among other faults

[dinzdale]

Double posted, duh!
bastard wont let me delete
for Fark's sake ze-Frank!

[dinzdale]

Let's try this again

[maychorian]

Let's try this again
perhaps it will go better

[jenschka]

Let's try this again
perhaps it will go better
But I like doubles!

[Klynne]

Bad double poster

[Goot]

Bad double poster
A mistake, Dinzdale meant well

[malina]

Bad double poster
A mistake, Dinzdale meant well
I worry 'bout Dinz!

[funkytuba]

haiku ought to be

[dalang]

haiku ought to be
five, seven, five and tasty

[jenschka]

haiku ought to be
five, seven, five and tasty
unlike this big dud

[zefrank]

lay off the duds, dude

[Klynne]

lay off the duds, dude
duds bring misery and pain

[Goot]

lay off the duds, dude
duds bring misery and pain
Milk Duds: True evil

[Klynne]

Fleeting memories

[Goot]

Fleeting memories
whispy ghosts I long to catch

[jaymirror]

Fleeting memories
whispy ghosts I long to catch
tear up and forget

[RuneT]

they have thanksgiving

[Goot]

they have thanksgiving
Turkeys explain to their sons

[Hyakujo's Fox]

they have thanksgiving
Turkeys explain to their sons
but kids don't listen

[Klynne]

Turkey hangover

[nycwriters]

Turkey hangover
tryptophan making sleepy

[Klynne]

Turkey hangover
tryptophan making sleepy
Ah, good pecan pie

[Goot]

After Thanksgiving

[Klynne]

After Thanksgiving
must get liposuction, fat!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

After Thanksgiving
must get liposuction, fat!
ehh - wait til new year

[Coffee]

Stuffing anyone?

[Klynne]

Stuffing anyone?
Sure, why not, stuffing is good.

[Coffee]

Stuffing anyone?
Sure, why not, stuffing is good.
mmm 5 pounds butter.

[lapietra]

so peaceful today

[jaymirror]

so peaceful today
i feel like dancing naked

[dinzdale]

so peaceful today
i feel like dancing naked
for lots of money

[RuneT]

This is not the day

[jaymirror]

This is not the day
but comes pretty close to it

[dalang]

This is not the day
but comes pretty close to it
nippy for tippy

[dinzdale]

Cavalier fashion

[zefrank]

Cavalier fashion
and El Camino good looks

[nycwriters]

Cavalier fashion
and El Camino good looks
Found On the Road Dead.

[Klynne]

Oh wavy mullet

[maychorian]

Oh wavy mullet
I fear you, eighties hair-do

[chuckie egg]

Oh wavy mullet
I fear you, eighties hair-do
I'll buy a chainsaw

[maychorian]

cocoa puffs with oil

[nycwriters]

cocoa puffs with oil
chocolatey squishy dish

[dinzdale]

cocoa puffs with oil
chocolatey squishy dish
tastes like monkey poo

[nycwriters]

Such a big flirter

[maychorian]

Such a big flirter
You are scum between my toes

[zefrank]

Such a big flirter
You are scum between my toes
you had me at "hi"

[dalang]

crawdad strutin' 'round

[Klynne]

crawdad strutin' 'round
Ohh crawdad heads are tasty

[jaymirror]

crawdad strutin' 'round
Ohh crawdad heads are tasty
but i'm not hungry

[lapietra]

yummy egg sammie

[Hyakujo's Fox]

yummy egg sammie
heaven is in my lunchbox

[dalang]

yummy egg sammie
heaven is in my lunchbox
with chickie egg koan.

[Klynne]

Jose Cuervo

[catbelly]

Jose Cuervo
Made me lose my credit card

[Klynne]

Jose Cuervo
Made me lose my credit card
And my underwear

[catbelly]

Oh no, not the ginch!

[Klynne]

Oh no, not the ginch!
Do you think he is a snitch?

[funkytuba]

Oh no, not the ginch!
Do you think he is a snitch?
Evidently yes

[maychorian]

did you eat my cat?

[funkytuba]

did you eat my cat?
fuzzed mouth, buldged tum, all say yes

[maychorian]

did you eat my cat?
fuzzed mouth, buldged tum, all say yes
screw you, cat eater

[ambo]

i'd like to take this

[maychorian]

i'd like to take this
but it seems to be nailed down

[ambo]

i'd like to take this
but it seems to be nailed down
i'll sign it instead

[Klynne]

O.K. lie to me

[catbelly]

O.K. lie to me
I LOVE it when you do that

[funkytuba]

O.K. lie to me
I LOVE it when you do that
Wait! That's lie with me

[nycwriters]

What are you doing?

[maychorian]

What are you doing?
Sometimes you make me wonder

[Coffee]

What are you doing?
Sometimes you make me wonder
what you are doing.

[catbelly]

Hey, hoochie mama

[Klynne]

Hey, hoochie mama
The pot calling kettle black

[catbelly]

Hey, hoochie mama
The pot calling kettle black
OH! My virgin ears!

[ambo]

rage under my breath

[Hyakujo's Fox]

rage under my breath
my lips counting - one to ten

[nycwriters]

rage under my breath
my lips counting - one to ten
kitchen floor, spilled milk

[Klynne]

spilled milk makes me cry

[nycwriters]

spilled milk makes me cry
wipe it up and smile again

[funkytuba]

spilled milk makes me cry
wipe it up and smile again
'till the next jug drops

[Hyakujo's Fox]

proverbs in haiku

[dalang]

proverbs in haiku
much better than anti-verbs

[Klynne]

proverbs in haiku
much better than anti-verbs
adjetive better

[dalang]

waiting for reply

[RuneT]

waiting for reply
Is my internet pal dead?

[malina]

waiting for reply
Is my internet pal dead?
say it is not so!

[maychorian]

i love you, slippers

[Klynne]

i love you, slippers
without you feet very cold

[Coffee]

i love you, slippers
without you feet very cold
Thick socks complete scene.

[maychorian]

i love you, choc'late

[dinzdale]

i love you, choc'late-
skinned lady of Nubia

[Coffee]

i love you, choc'late-
skinned lady of Nubia
Sweet lovely darkness.

[dinzdale]

What the world needs now

[zefrank]

What the world needs now
is a well trained assassin

[catbelly]

What the world needs now
is a well trained assassin
Farking car alarm

[maychorian]

I quite like that car

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I quite like that car
sleek and red with leather trim

[RevEf]

I quite like that car
sleek and red with leather trim
Sucks that it hit me.

[RevEf]

Capitalist dogs!

[maychorian]

Capitalist dogs!
They ate my socialist cat!

[dalang]

Capitalist dogs!
They ate my socialist cat!
upheaval likely

[Klynne]

Plastic surgery

[Coffee]

Plastic surgery
the quest for another face

[Klynne]

Plastic surgery
the quest for another face
(looks in mirror)
No! Michael Jackson

[RevEf]

Gigantic railgun

[RuneT]

Gigantic railgun
quake 4 finally released

[malina]

Gigantic railgun
quake 4 finally released
wearing clean black socks

[maychorian]

wind strips the trees bare

[lapietra]

wind strips the trees bare
swirling leaves float, colorful

[Klynne]

wind strips the trees bare
swirling leaves float, colorful
rake into big piles