NEW CONTEST!!!

[Avalon]

*sharpens sticks on a rock to use as swords*

[Aphrodite]

*smiles shyly with hands clasped behind her back and scuffs toe in dirt..and asks..."May I have a cookie? Please?"*

[weissenflatz]

*wipes crunches off face, burps delicately, and returns to annoyed state of mind*

[Avalon]

*rubs her eyes, kicks at the furniture, pouts*

[weissenflatz]

*starts wondering if someone should contact Ze, and inform him about the current situation.*

[Avalon]

*double dog dares Weissen to do it*

[weissenflatz]

*wonders what double dog daring means, and if it's something good*

[Avalon]

*:rolleyes: thinking weissen is goofing off*

[weissenflatz]

*thinks Av might be right, and returns to grumbling*

[Magpie]

"Chews gum loudly, snaps bubbles while shifting weight from one hip to the other" :rolleyes:

[weissenflatz]

*stops grumbling, and starts looking at magpie's hips*

[Avalon]

*smacks weissen along side the head*

[weissenflatz]

*hardly disturbed, maintains his previous activity*

[Aphrodite]

ok so maybe my pics didn't qualify for some odd reason.:confused:

[red]

Theere seems to be a weird vortex where peoples stuff keeps going, kinda like where socks go.

[weissenflatz]

*looks around to see if anyone else is around*

[Avalon]

*taps weissen and runs*

[weissenflatz]

*chases Avalon, trips over loose shoestring, hurts knee, starts to sob*

[Avalon]

*comes back, babies weissen and gives him a bandaid, then slaps him again and runs realllllly fast!*

[weissenflatz]

*looks around, sees an innocent bystander, a kicks him in the butt*

*runs (with a slight limp)*

[Avalon]

*decides to ask weissen if he'd like to help crank-call Ze*

[weissenflatz]

*looks pleasantly surprised, and requests the number*

[Avalon]

*runs frantically to check Ze's website and blog for clues to the number*

[funkytuba]

*wonders why his butt hurts*

[Avalon]

* wonders if Funky means his butt, or Ze's??*

[weissenflatz]

*gives Funky prescription for hemroid ointment, for personal use, or to handover to Ze*

[Aphrodite]

Ok so I'll give up on my pics being judged.
*sigh*
at least I had fun making them :)

[weissenflatz]

Maybe you can post them here, so at least we can enjoy them?

[masterofNone]

yes!

[Aphrodite]

I shall try posting from another site since Angelfire has gotten all cranky.

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ad207b85/bc/5508/__sr_/522c.jpg?ph_PoqABCkmUmGvx
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ad207b85/bc/5508/__sr_/4ad1.jpg?ph_PoqABIWgmMUMD

[zefrank]

your pics are up dear...sorry it took so long.

i am starting a new thread...the monkeys will be the judges on this one...

[Aphrodite]

Thanks Ze

[weissenflatz]

*releases a sigh of relief*

[Avalon]

*pouts now that this thread is dead*:(

[weissenflatz]

*mumbles: "a thread ain't dead 'til it's dead"*

[Avalon]

*gets pom poms, starts to cheer*

[weissenflatz]

*does a handstand, farts accidently, stands up again, blushes*

[Avalon]

*laughs hysterically*

[weissenflatz]

*mumbles an apology, and is cheerful again, for the thread is not dead!*

[Avalon]

*skips around happy in the knowledge she and weissen will keep the thread breathing YAY!!*

[weissenflatz]

*wonders if other should know about this joyful moment, and might not want to miss out on the opportunity?*

[masterofNone]

*places a single round in the revolver*

[weissenflatz]

*hides with Avalon behind tree, wondering if MoN will slay himself or, or who?*

[masterofNone]

*spins the cylinder*

[Avalon]

*grabs weissen and runs for the hills*

[masterofNone]

*pulls the trigger*

[lapietra]

*gets smacked on the side of the head by the can moN hits*

*looks around bewilderedly*

[Avalon]

*heaves a sigh of relief;then, just keeps on running*

[weissenflatz]

*throws can back at MoN, falls into Avalons arms, deligthed not to be dead (including this thread)*

[Avalon]

*catches weissen, and reminds him that MoN may have more ammo!:eek: *

[weissenflatz]

*doesn't care, does a handstand, farts accidently, gets up and blushes once more*

[Avalon]

*starts laughing too hard to move, let alone run*

[Frieda]

* walks in, sniffs, makes ewww face *

[weissenflatz]

*happy another person joined, feeling more secure, starts gesturing at MoN*

[masterofNone]

*reaches into pocket of black jeans and retrieves another round*

[Avalon]

*gets her "I told you so" look on her face for weissen*

[Frieda]

* gets big eyes while seeing MoN's gun, walks towards MoN *

[Avalon]

*instructs Frieda to look up a bit, to the right and above MoN's waist. :rolleyes: *

[lapietra]

*takes a flying leap and attaches herself to moN's back*

[Avalon]

*whips out her new digital to capture the moment*

[lapietra]

*wrestles with moN trying to get the gun away from him*

[masterofNone]

*the gun goes off*

[lapietra]

*a rain of apples falls onto and around lala and moN*

[Spicy Jack]

*spicy runs in and starts munching on apples*

[lapietra]

*lala gives moN a big wet smooch and runs away with the gun*

[Frieda]

* is annoyed by this crap happening all of a sudden and gets a very angry look on her face. she notices lala running with a gun and is even MORE annoyed because everybody should know NEVER TO RUN WITH A GUN IN YOUR HANDS! *

[Avalon]

*thinks Frieda may be confused and thinks it is Never Run with Scissors*

[Spicy Jack]

*runs after Frieda with apple in hand*

[Frieda]

* gets eyes as big as saucers and realises she has run out of martinis in a place very, very far from here, and goes back to that particular place, so very, very far from here *

[Avalon]

*is left blinking,wondering "what just happened?" and dares Spicy to throw the apple*

[Spicy Jack]

*smirks and aims*

[lapietra]

*tosses gun into a bottomless chasm*

*runs back and starts picking up apples to make a pie*

[Spicy Jack]

*gets excited about pie and forgets about hitting people*

[Avalon]

*sits under the tree alone, guarding the thread*

[masterofNone]

*begins long climb to the bottom of the bottomless chasm to retrieve my grandmother's gun*

[lapietra]

*rushes up to the edge of the chasm with the steaming apple pie and lets the scent waft down toward moN*

[weissenflatz]

*climbs down from the tree; still trembling from the whole event. But exhilerated by the fact the thread is still very much alive.

Sits down next to Avalon, and gives hug*

[Frieda]

* peeks around corner again *

[weissenflatz]

*invites Frieda for a group hug*

[Frieda]

* doens't like group hugs but okok *

[weissenflatz]

*wonders how long Frieda will stand this group hug thing. Also wonders why Avalon is so quite. Maybe she's been smothered?*

[Frieda]

* makes big eyes and decides that it's been enough with this group hug. walks to handbag that miraculously offers room for one giant 1,5 liter bottle of martini bianco and goes to look for glasses *

[weissenflatz]

*starts crunching ice which is miraculously hidden in the trunk of the tree. Pick a few lemons from the trees branches and start slicing with his leatherman (http://www.leatherman.com/products/tools/Super-Tool-200/default.asp)*

[Frieda]

* sees leatherman, gets big eyes and very horny from the sexy look of that shiny stainless steel tool! *

[weissenflatz]

*asks Fieda if she found the glasses, cleans his lemon-juice-dripping leatherman with the sleeve of his shirt*

[Frieda]

* staring with an open mouth and red-eared from lust provoked by the leatherman, unable to speak *

[weissenflatz]

*wonders what to do: undress and jump Frieda, hide the leatherman, or refer to the martini's once more*

[Frieda]

* has thoughts jumping from martinis to leatherman to physical urges to martinis to sex to leatherman to *

[weissenflatz]

*wonders what Avalon would do when seeing Frieda all fired up, bottle of Martini in one hand, focused on leatherman, and alll..*

[Frieda]

* is very confused *

[weissenflatz]

*decides, being the man and all, to open the bottle of Martini, poors three glasses (which where also conveniently hidden in the tree trunk), adds crushed ice, 2 slices of lemon. Hands 2 glasses to Frieda, urging to gulp down the first, then to enjoy the second sitting next to Weissen, enjoying the start of a nice sunset*

[Frieda]

* enjoys! *

[weissenflatz]

*sips, and looks up..*

[Frieda]

* has to leave to buy new underwear and is very sorry *

[weissenflatz]

*looks at almost full 1,5 liter bottle of Martini and assures Frieda he'll be there when she comes back. Wonders if she'll show the underwear*

[Frieda]

* wonders about the same thing. makes mental note to bring extra martini bottle just in case *

[weissenflatz]

*is glad everything is working out, and ask Friedy to pickup some chinese chinese food on the way back*

[Avalon]

*Hopes Frieda brings something spice from the Chinese food place*

[chuckie egg]

*arrives late, as usual, hoping the party isn't over*

[Avalon]

*pats the ground and invites Egg to stay; then volunteers Weissen to go catch Frieda to bring back enough chinese and martinis*

[weissenflatz]

*jumps up, jumps on bicycle, starts peddling. Comes back quiclly, sites down again, pours another martini and shrugs. Doesn't know where Frieda went..*

[Clytie]

*cartwheels in utterly confused but throws confetti on everyone anyways*

[Hyakujo's Fox]

*wonders who got married*

[laughingbuddha]

Originally posted by Hyakujo's Fox
*wonders who got married*

*thought it was you*

[Avalon]

*wonders if she is too late for the wedding*

[laughingbuddha]

*looks for the rice and confetti and the drinks and the food and of course the women*

[weissenflatz]

*realizes this thread has become a real party thread. Can't wait until Frieda returns to show her new underwear*

[Frieda]

* returns with a new bigass bottle of martini bianco and wonders if snow is colored these days, gives weissen a loud wet kiss on the forehead while hiding a plastic bag behind her back, shows everybody the bottle of martini! *

[weissenflatz]

*jumps for sheer joy, lights a campfire, get more ice, slices even more slices of lemon, pours drinks for everyone. Then hangs a blanket between two branches of the tree, so Frieda can slip into sometimes more comfortable and start the show*

[Avalon]

*wonders if Frieda will use music in her show? wonders if Egg is hiding or passed out or both? wonders if she and LB should grab the martini stuff and watch Frieda and Weissen sort it all out*

[Frieda]

* makes mental note of several classified things. decides not to wear new underwear at this particular moment *

[weissenflatz]

*toasts to Frieda, winking wildly*

[Spicy Jack]

*wonders what is wrong with weeisenfarkens eyes*

[Frieda]

* laughs hysterically and toasts back! *

[weissenflatz]

*grabs the guitar which is conveniently hidden in the tree trunk (next to the bicycle, lemons, chunks of ice and who knows what other surprises), and realizes he can't play. Looks around looking for anybody who can*

[Spicy Jack]

*grabs guitar and starts strummin away like mad*

[Avalon]

*feigns sleep because she know for farking certain she can't play the guitar!*

[Spicy Jack]

*wonders how Avalon could be sleeping though my rocking guitar solo BReeEEEEeeEERRrrrrRRR!!!!*

[Frieda]

* has been wrestling through her brain to find out where that tree makes her think of and decides the phenomenon must be similar to a Mary Poppins bag *

[weissenflatz]

*pulls the plug from the electrical guitar (how convenient) and suggest to play a game of truth or dare*

Frieda gets to start.

[Frieda]

* wonders who else is playing and mumbles the word "stupid" and then the word "truth" *

[weissenflatz]

*asks: "If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be?"*

[Clytie]

*thinks this is really the place to be*

[Avalon]

*refuses to answer weissen (even if the question wasn't for her) because the answer is sooooooooooo obvious! (clue..read avatar:rolleyes: )*

[weissenflatz]

*suggests at least someone (not as obvious as Avalon) answers the question*

[masterofNone]

*shouts "jennifer connolly!" from the chasm below*

[weissenflatz]

*accepts the answer* Now MoN can pose the next question!

[masterofNone]

*trips and falls to a jagged precipice, 25 feet below, screaming in pain*

[weissenflatz]

*looks over the edge of the chasm, and throws down some bandaids*

[masterofNone]

*bounces and falls another 30 feet with the sound of crunching leg bones*

[weissenflatz]

*throws down a wheelchair, and hopes MoN will make it allright*

[Avalon]

*wonders if she should lower a rope ladder to MoN; prays the chair weissen threw didn't bonk MoN in the head*

[chuckie egg]

*laughs and points at Avalon, 'cause she said 'bonk'*

[Avalon]

*turns to Chuckie and says: SHHHHHHHH! We're in the states here; it doesn't mean that:D . Then laughs and says it again*

[weissenflatz]

*proposes to pause the truth or dare game, until MoN gets out of the chasm*

[masterofNone]

*screams as a wheelchair crashes onto his lower spine*

[Avalon]

*runs to get a flashlight and a stretcher. Tell weissen he's in deep sheep now cause she just bets MoN is p o'd *

[masterofNone]

ahhh there's my grand mother's revolver. AHHGGRRHHHHH! i'm really hurt quite badly.

[Avalon]

*leans way over the edge, begs MoN not to shoot her. Asks him what she should do*

[masterofNone]

*slips sowly down the hill he is perched on until the ground gives way and he tumbles end over end into the unfathomable distance*

[Avalon]

*wonders if MoN is really gone. Starts looking for Weissen to tell him the coast is clear :p *

[weissenflatz]

*holds Avalon by her feet, making sure she doesn't fall in too*

[Avalon]

* thankful for weissen holding feet, thankful she is wearing jeans!*

[weissenflatz]

*confused, because the legs he's holding are naked...*

[masterofNone]

click (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4885)

[Avalon]

*considers leaving MoN right where he is;) *

[weissenflatz]

*wakes up, still holding a pair of legs. but whose?*