Jay's Shameless Flirting Thread

[malina]

YAY!!!!!!! carrot cake and drinks! :D

[Deviate]

what would you like, hun?

[Coffee]

Carrot juice for me please.

[malina]

Originally posted by Deviate
what would you like, hun?
< blushes >

[Deviate]

Carrot Juice it is - (WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

and for you, Miss Malina?

[malina]

how bout a drink? something with orange in it

or anything with baileys

or amarula

or frangelico

and lots of ice!

or no ice

no yes, ice

definitely ice

( but not too much )

[Coffee]

*sip* :)
*gulp* :D

*licks glass suggestively*

[Deviate]

ever had Vermeer? it's a Dutch Chocolate Cream liquer that i think is right up your alley.

how about some Vermeer shaken with ice, strained into a martini glass with some whipped cream? good for you?

[chuckie egg]

*dribbles*

[Deviate]

playin' some Basketball, Chuckie?

[chuckie egg]

sorry... I'll translate *drools*

[malina]

i'm droolin' too heeea! no i haven't had vermeer yet - bring it on!

[jaymirror]

Someone called me?

I'll take vodka with carrot juice.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by jaymirror
Someone called me?

I'll take vodka with carrot juice.

heh. A Bugs Bunny Screwdriver.

[jaymirror]

yes that's one of my favorite tricks...

fly waaaaaaaaay high and then fall waaaaaaaaay down...

[Coffee]

Reminds me of...Arthur Dent from "A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" learned to fly by falling down and forgeting to hit the ground whilst becoming distracted by something during the fall.

I've tried it...very hard to do...but I'll keep trying. Hard part is arranging for a distraction to coincide with the fall.

Perhaps I need to be drunker so I distract easier?

[jaymirror]

Sure and don't forget to bring this thread with you ;)
I'll do my best to capture your attention...

[Coffee]

Trips,
Falls,

Originally posted by jaymirror
Sure and don't forget to bring this thread with you ;)
I'll do my best to capture your attention...

Whoa!!!

Hey...i'm flying ....wheeeeeee!

[jaymirror]

Look i'm wearing a transparent bra!!!!

[Coffee]

huh? I dont see it...all I see is...

Holy fark...I just went into orbit.

[Coffee]

smiles and winks at Jay before running off to go back to work.

Nice to see you sweety.

[jaymirror]

*winks* have a nice day!
i'm going to sleep :rolleyes:

[Deviate]

sleep schmeep. night time is for flirtin.

[jaymirror]

Right! So... where are you now??? ;)

[chuckie egg]

in bed probably, although its morning there now :D

[Deviate]

wanna play? (https://vhost.oddcast.com/gpplayer.php?ss=12252&sl=334888&dr=1&flashVersion=6)

[chuckie egg]

*bump*

[Deviate]

is that a yes?

[jaymirror]

*scratches head*

[chuckie egg]

*cough*

[malina]

this thread is HOT !

[jaymirror]

Of course it is!
It has my name.... :p

Sooo malina, watcha wearing?

[malina]

nothing! i'm at work..

[jaymirror]

oh! then we are colleagues? :p

[AllegroNg]

someone blow in my ear, pls

[malina]

this is getting to be more than i can handle ... :D

[SpecialK]

WHOA NELLY!

[chuckie egg]

I hope you haven't packed your trunk.. yet?

[jaymirror]

Trunk? You mean truck...

[chuckie egg]

Nelly the elephant packed her trunk, and said "goodbye" to the circus!

Its commonly known.

[AllegroNg]

http://www.hollandsentinel.com/images/022103/nelly.jpg


Now shut the hell up and flirt with me!!!! Foo!

[dominic_mason]

anyone wanna cyba? just get in touch. The mail is in the profile. Let's have fun! dom x

[bealeblues]

is that the first overt posted invitation to cyber for the history of the board?

[masterofNone]

i think so.

[Dark Chocolate]

Goodness gracious.

[dominic_mason]

yeah you know... what you gonna do... it's just so gorgeously horny! woof bark meow cheep cheep growl

:eek:

[Dark Chocolate]

Purrr, honey. Purrr like a panther.

[Perky Pat]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/colingreenhill/panther.jpg

[Dark Chocolate]

Don’t be scared, dear. I won’t hurt you. I won’t bite too hard.

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/swingers.jpg
opps!http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/girls/blush.gif

[dominic_mason]

OK then here's a big bassy *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* just for y'all!

[Dark Chocolate]

purrrr

I offer you sweetness.

You know you want me.

They say sugar is bad for you, but I know how to make you smile.

[Perky Pat]

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd1641/leopard-black-vertical-69.3.jpg

[malina]

http://fandom.ljsmith.ca/catseye/images/blk-panther.gif

[Perky Pat]

http://www.theamericanoutdoorsman.com/usr_images/panther.jpg

[malina]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1765000/images/_1768316_tiger4.jpg

[Dark Chocolate]

panther= pant+her.
panther+Dark Chocolate= pant her sweetness

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/boys/catlounge.jpg

"I'm too sexy for my fur, too sexy for this couch...."

[dominic_mason]

Sugar ain't so bad for you as long as you just don't dip in and out of the honey pot so often... don't wanna drown in the sweetness.

You can be my Duchess
I will be your Tom
Sweet soul music
all... night... long...

http://www.cs.fiu.edu/~flynnj/tv/Aristocats/duchess-thomas2.jpg

[SpecialK]

I don't know how to flirt. . .

[Dark Chocolate]

Have yourself a taste, sugarpie. I know how to make you blush.

[chuckie egg]

*bump*

[chuckie egg]

*bump*

[laughingbuddha]

yep go ahead bump into me.. i won't say a word.... ;) rather i'd welcome it ;)

[chuckie egg]

ok... *BUMP*

[laughingbuddha]

what exactly are we bumping.. heads.. bodies...ummm?? hearts?? ;)

[chuckie egg]

hehe..

I'll have a beer, thanks :p

[laughingbuddha]

aha.. a drink with me... so how are you when you arre drunk.... you maybe anything to others... but to me still the most beautiful woman in the world ;)

[chuckie egg]

wow, you truly have a way with words..

now wheres that beer?

[laughingbuddha]

The moment you wished it... it appeared in my mind... the question my love is how do you reach it? Do you truly want it with all your heart? if you do.. you will... rest assured .. get it ;)

[chuckie egg]

oh I do, believe me...

[laughingbuddha]

i believe you with all my heart.. but my mind aches for something more concrete... :).. is a beer all you desire?

[chuckie egg]

right now yes, after I've downed it things might change though ;)

[laughingbuddha]

well.. then it's on the way.. hope things change soon.. very soon ;)

[chuckie egg]

(better be decent or I'm off)

[laughingbuddha]

decency and me are like blood relations... if you know what I do.. ;)

[chuckie egg]

This is a test, bring me good beer = good

Bad beer = bad

[laughingbuddha]

it's the best your go ever hope for.. it's different but it soaks your soul in its unique blend and you decide you love me
;)

[chuckie egg]

its called....

??

[laughingbuddha]

beer obviously.. but for you it's ambrosia... the drink of love ;)

[chuckie egg]

um.. well... ok... I'll try it..

[laughingbuddha]

and.. are ur senses smitten?

[chuckie egg]

all of a sudden I feel all woozy.

I think I'd better lie down...

[laughingbuddha]

yeah sure.. lie down next to me ;)

[chuckie egg]

ahh.. thats better. You have a very comfortable shoulder!

*snuggles*

[laughingbuddha]

:) it is.. but only for you :)

[laughingbuddha]

feel u next to me.. a precious feeling :) cheer bliss :)

[RuneT]

get a farking room already! :rolleyes:

[malina]

you should be more supportive! < nudges rune > want some popcorn?

[RuneT]

ohh, you are right. mmm popcorn. Oh my god I think that buddha is moving his hand, stroking her.
Did you get something to drink too?

[laughingbuddha]

unfortunately guys.. her time is up... anyone wants to take her place.. any lady that is.. :P

[malina]

FARK! just as it was getting good .....

< hands rune his drink >

[laughingbuddha]

always happens this way.. does it? save the best for last they say.. but what if the last is too late?

[malina]

it's never too late!

[laughingbuddha]

'It ain't over till it's over?'

[malina]

til the fat lady sings, baby! ;)

[RuneT]

yep, more popcorn.

[malina]

watching people flirt is very tiring ...

[RuneT]

no, it's WAITING for people to flirt that's tireing.
Oh, did you wear that for me, Malina?

[malina]

what, that old thing? :D

[RuneT]

I think it's gorgeous. You look really nice.

[malina]

< blushing > thank you!

[RuneT]

When you’re blushing and smiling you look even more beautiful.

[dinzdale]

That is not a blush, it's a rash, and she's not smiling, it's that eerie look you get when you realise you've just shit yourself.

[malina]

oh how sweet, he's jealous..... :)

[Perky Pat]

http://www.maihoatrang.com/forums/images/smiles/raised_eyebrow.gifwhat's goin' on in here?

[malina]

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rotwerd.gif oh nothing ..

[dinzdale]

Rune was upsetting Malina.

[malina]

yeah! and dinz came riding in on his white stallion to save me!!!

[Perky Pat]

fvcking vikings :mad: still trying to steal our wimmins.

are you allright now mali?

[malina]

you better check ....

[Perky Pat]

checked. everything's fine. (seems it was a pretty close shave though. glad i arrived in the nick of time)

[malina]

that was really big of you! :D

[RuneT]

I was only showing her how a real man should treat her. Do you have a problem with that? Perrr...ky?

[malina]

http://stellargraffiti.com/My%20Pictures/J.%20Oh,%20YEAH..jpg

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by RuneT
I was only showing her how a real man should treat her. Do you have a problem with that? Perrr...ky?

http://internettrash.com/users/therail/hagar-oar-ass2.gif

[Frieda]

hahahahahaha! :D

:D:D

[Deviate]

you all are scary flirts. now i see why these threads have died down.

i weep for you.

[Frieda]

heya dev! :)

[Deviate]

hey Frieday - *wink*

[Frieda]

teehee :D

my dear deviate :)

how are you??

[Deviate]

better now that you're here

[Frieda]

:)

care for a martini?

[Deviate]

please. dirty.

[Frieda]

here you go ;)

[SpecialK]

Hey, thats my avatar!

[rapscalious rob]

May I hold your avatar to my lips?

[SpecialK]

yes, but dont get it soggy.

[Deviate]

that's a scary pink martini you got there, K. i'm gonna stick with my regular.

skyy martini up, dirty, three olives

[Dark Chocolate]

Wanna bite?

[Deviate]

well dark chocolate is BY FAR the best chocolate there is...

[Dark Chocolate]

…and macadamias are the best nuts.

Tongue’s euphoria!

[SpecialK]

I have quite an affinity for white chocolate myself.
Does this martini better suit your tastes, Dev? I guess the previous one was more of a cosmopolitan. . .

[Deviate]

looks much better, i might have a few for myself.

[Coffee]

White chocolate SUCKS.

Hmm...I wonder if Dark Chocolate sucks too?

[Deviate]

white chocolate does indeed suck. they take all the cocoa out of it and are left with nothing but the fat. it has NO flavour. and it blows.

[Frieda]

are we having martinis?

[Deviate]

i'd like to.

[Frieda]

so do i

here deviate.. ;)

[Coffee]

Yaaa...suck down those Martinis ladies...meeeeooooowwww.

[Frieda]

oh hello coffee :)

what would you like to drink? or.. eat?

[Coffee]

hmmm...got anything wet and juicy? ;)