communal limericks

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Rolling on the floor and laughing
I must stop to avoid chaffing
the carpet is burning

[Aphrodite]

Rolling on the floor and laughing
I must stop to avoid chaffing
the carpet is burning
my stomach is churning

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Rolling on the floor and laughing
I must stop to avoid chaffing
the carpet is burning
my stomach is churning
and that often leads to barfing

[ambo]

"Crimeny" said the bank teller

[Smartypants]

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"

[chuckie egg]

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"
"Its a blueberry bun!"

[daverbee]

"Crimeny" said the bank teller
"Quite a gun in your pocket there, feller!"
"Oh, that's not a gun"
"Its a blueberry bun!"
"You could tell if you'd just use yer smeller!"

[Klynne]

Oh, how you crack me up,

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup

[chuckie egg]

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me

[daverbee]

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me
when you whack on my knee

[chuckie egg]

Oh, how you crack me up,
like a hardboiled egg on a cup
its painful for me
when you whack on my knee
I'll squeel like a newly born pup

[daverbee]

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly

[Klynne]

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eyes

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eyes
I grope for my glasses

[Klynne]

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eye
I grope for my glasses
Then, someone calls me classless

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My gosh! How the sawdust does fly
How it burns as it enters my eye
I grope for my glasses
Then, someone calls me classless
Everyone's a critic but why?

[Klynne]

Oh how you drive me insane

[ambo]

Oh how you drive me insane
I'd say fvck but 'twould be profane

[daverbee]

Oh how you drive me insane
I'd say fvck but 'twould be profane
My lvck has rvn ovt now

[Aphrodite]

Oh how you drive me insane
I'd say fvck but 'twould be profane
My luck has run out now
I'm saddled with Mad Cow

[daverbee]

Oh how yov drive me insane
I'd say fvck but 'twovld be profane
My lvck has rvn ovt now
I'm saddled with Mad Cow
When "U's" don't work, that's so inane.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There's a little cafe I know

[ambo]

There's a little cafe I know
Run by a bloke name of Joe

[Klynne]

There's a little cafe I know
Run by a bloke name of Joe
He makes my toes tingel

[RevEf]

There's a little cafe I know
Run by a bloke name of Joe
He makes my toes tingel
my pocket change jingle

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There's a little cafe I know
Run by a bloke name of Joe
He makes my toes tingel
my pocket change jingle
when he hands me my cappuccin-o

[RevEf]

Biollante's destroying the city!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Biollante's destroying the city!
but I confess, she is kinda pretty

[daverbee]

Biollante's destroying the city!
but I confess, she is kinda pretty
If we feed her some rose food

[RevEf]

Biollante's destroying the city!
but I confess, she is kinda pretty
If we feed her some rose food
it might improve her mood

[daverbee]

Biollante's destroying the city!
but I confess, she is kinda pretty
If we feed her some rose food
it might improve her mood
And that is the end of my ditty!

[Klynne]

There must be stranger things

[funkytuba]

There must be stranger things
than cats whose legs are springs

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There must be stranger things
than cats whose legs are springs
for rocket-speed pouncing

[rapscalious rob]

There must be stranger things
than cats whose legs are springs
for rocket-speed pouncing
on mice that are bouncing

[daverbee]

There must be stranger things
than cats whose legs are springs
for rocket-speed pouncing
on mice that are bouncing
you'd think that those felines had wings!

[chuckie egg]

Daverbee loves to write with me

[daverbee]

Daverbee loves to write with me
Chuckie egg every morning dave do see

[chuckie egg]

Daverbee loves to write with me
Chuckie egg every morning dave do see
Instant replies

[Coffee]

Daverbee loves to write with me
Chuckie egg every morning dave do see
Instant replies
forgotten good byes

[daverbee]

Daverbee loves to write with me
Chuckie egg every morning dave do see
Instant replies
forgotten good byes
Hey, look! It's our good friend called Coffee!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

They were called the three musketeers

[funkytuba]

They were called the three musketeers
their swordsmanship only drew jeers

[Klynne]

They were called the three musketeers
their swordsmanship only drew jeers
So, they seached for their fourth

[masterofNone]

They were called the three musketeers
their swordsmanship only drew jeers
So, they seached for their fourth
west and east, south and north

[Smartypants]

They were called the three musketeers
their swordsmanship only drew jeers
So, they searched for their fourth
west and east, south and north
With this sign: "Do you know swords from spears?"

[daverbee]

A blues guitar player from Texas

[chuckie egg]

A blues guitar player from Texas
Surprisingly driving a Lexus

[daverbee]

A blues guitar player from Texas
Surprisingly driving a Lexus
Took a left turn in Beaumont

[daverbee]

A blues guitar player from Texas
Surprisingly driving a Lexus
Took a left turn in Beaumont
In search of a new font
To attract the opposite sexus.

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)

[Coffee]

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)

[AllegroNg]

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)
(My ears are quite large)

[Klynne]

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)
(My ears are quite large)
(My name is not Marge)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)
(My ears are quite large)
(My name is not Marge)
(My joy is to write poems by stealth)

[daverbee]

My Coca-Cola has gone flat

[Klynne]

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that
the lack of good bubbles

[Klynne]

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that
the lack of good bubbles
is a sign of big troubles

[kiwi]

this snake-skinned cowboy hat

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that
the lack of good bubbles
is a sign of big troubles
which I usually blame on the cat

this snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat

[daverbee]

This snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat
It's a good thing I defanged it

[Hyakujo's Fox]

This snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat
It's a good thing I defanged it
then shot it and hanged it

[daverbee]

This snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat
It's a good thing I defanged it
then shot it and hanged it
and left the entrails for Hyakujo's cat.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There was an old man called Freud

[daverbee]

There was an old man called Freud
who sat on a big hemorrhoid

[chuckie egg]

There was an old man called Freud
who sat on a big hemorrhoid
he yelped and stood up

[daverbee]

There was an old man called Freud
who sat on a big hemorrhoid
he yelped and stood up
Told his Mom to shut up

[Klynne]

There was an old man called Freud
who sat on a big hemorrhoid
he yelped and stood up
Told his Mom to shut up
Then was struck down by an asteroid

[Dark Chocolate]

There once was a dastardly duck

[Smartypants]

There once was a dastardly duck
Who at quacking just happened to suck

[Coffee]

There once was a dastardly duck
Who at quacking just happened to suck
He would huff and he'd puff

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a dastardly duck
Who at quacking just happened to suck
He would huff and he'd puff
but his stuff was too gruff

[daverbee]

There once was a dastardly duck
Who at quacking just happened to suck
He would huff and he'd puff
but his stuff was too gruff
so he took lessons and learned how to cluck.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Every February 29

[rapscalious rob]

Every February 29
I have my birthday, this year I’m nine.

[ambo]

Every February 29
I have my birthday, this year I’m nine.
Got a cell phone already

[rapscalious rob]

Every February 29
I have my birthday, this year I’m nine.
Got a cell phone already
my license? not yeddy

[ambo]

Every February 29
I have my birthday, this year I’m nine.
Got a cell phone already
my license? not yeddy
But I can drive daddy's Porsche just fine.

[rapscalious rob]

there once was a monkey called Bobo

[Smartypants]

There once was a monkey called Bobo
At yeshivah they all called him Schlomo

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a monkey called Bobo
At yeshivah they all called him Schlomo
he ate kosher food

[chuckie egg]

There once was a monkey called Bobo
At yeshivah they all called him Schlomo
he ate kosher food
and hung with a dude

[noxxville]

There once was a monkey called Bobo
At yeshivah they all called him Schlomo
he ate kosher food
and hung with a dude
And knocked himself out with a yo-yo

[daverbee]

There once was a young man from Waycross

[rapscalious rob]

There once was a young man from Waycross
Whose teeth always tended to flay floss

[rapscalious rob]

*glitch in the matrix*

[daverbee]

There once was a young man from Waycross
Whose teeth always tended to flay floss
*glitch in the matrix*
from his dental dominatrix

[Klynne]

There once was a young man from Waycross
Whose teeth always tended to flay floss
*glitch in the matrix*
from his dental dominatrix
Who looked exactly like Kate Moss

[daverbee]

Sitting alone in the woodshop

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Sitting alone in the woodshop
Whittling a clone, but I should stop

[daverbee]

Sitting alone in the woodshop
Whittling a clone, but I should stop
I could use some more help

[dinzdale]

Sitting alone in the woodshop
Whittling a clone, but I should stop
I could use some more help
With this hair made of kelp

[Coffee]

Sitting alone in the woodshop
Whittling a clone, but I should stop
I could use some more help
With this hair made of kelp
DNA is sure hard to chop

[maychorian]

I have lost all control of my lifestyle

[dinzdale]

I have lost all control of my lifestyle
It's been going downhill for a long while

[maychorian]

I have lost all control of my lifestyle
It's been going downhill for a long while
Would you get off my back?!

[dinzdale]

I have lost all control of my lifestyle
It's been going downhill for a long while
Would you get off my back?!
And return all my crack

[rapscalious rob]

I have lost all control of my lifestyle
It's been going downhill for a long while
Would you get off my back?!
And return all my crack
to that cardbard box next to the trash pile

[RuneT]

So you think you can tell

[chuckie egg]

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell

[born_effigy]

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell
is it cabbage, eggs or cheese?

[daverbee]

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell
is that cabbage, sprouts or cheese?
I've forgotten, could you tell me please?

[RuneT]

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell
is it cabbage, eggs or cheese?
tandori, italian or chinese?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell
is that cabbage, sprouts or cheese?
I've forgotten, could you tell me please?
Cos it's giving me digestive hell.

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell
is it cabbage, eggs or cheese?
tandori, italian or chinese?
or french cuisine, maybe nouvelle?

[daverbee]

An apple a day is quite painful

[Smartypants]

An apple a day is quite painful
But I'm trying to make Doc disdainful

[daverbee]

An apple a day is quite painful
But I'm trying to make Doc disdainful
He says if I stick it

[Hyakujo's Fox]

An apple a day is quite painful
But I'm trying to make Doc disdainful
He says if I stick it
Somewhere in my thicket

[Coffee]

An apple a day is quite painful
But I'm trying to make Doc disdainful
He says if I stick it
Somewhere in my thicket
as a stage act it could be quite gainful

[Klynne]

However you slice it or dice it

[Smartypants]

However you slice it or dice it
The world sure seems doomed from where I sit

[rapscalious rob]

However you slice it or dice it
The world sure seems doomed from where I sit
but if you’d drop that hatchet,

[catbelly]

However you slice it or dice it
The world sure seems doomed from where I sit
but if you’d drop that hatchet,
And read Terry Pratchett,

[Klynne]

However you slice it or dice it
The world sure seems doomed from where I sit
but if you’d drop that hatchet,
And read Terry Pratchett,
You would realize I'm so full of shvt

[rapscalious rob]

There once was a big cat, whose belly

[Klynne]

There once was a big cat, whose belly
Dragged the floor, and he was quite smelly

[rapscalious rob]

There once was a big cat, whose belly
Dragged the floor, and he was quite smelly
He ate so much tuna,

[Klynne]

There once was a big cat, whose belly
Dragged the floor, and he was quite smelly
He ate so much tuna,
And loved Meshka Tuba

[ambo]

There once was a big cat, whose belly
Dragged the floor, and he was quite smelly
He ate so much tuna,
And loved Meshka Tuba
But his favorite was salmon in jelly

[chuckie egg]

They're going away without me

[daverbee]

They're going away without me
I'm alone...in the house...I feel so free!

[dinzdale]

They're going away without me
I'm alone...in the house...I feel so free!
Now, off with these pants..

[Hyakujo's Fox]

They're going away without me
I'm alone...in the house...I feel so free!
Now, off with these pants..
so I may more freely prance

[rapscalious rob]

They're going away without me
I'm alone...in the house...I feel so free!
Now, off with these pants..
so I may more freely prance
with the window open, all can see!

[Smartypants]

Aphrodite's a girl who loves ketchup

[rapscalious rob]

Aphrodite's a girl who loves ketchup
and Zeus likes hotdogs; what a metchup!

[Aphrodite]

Aphrodite's a girl who loves ketchup
and Zeus likes hotdogs; what a metchup!
It's got to be Heinz

[Klynne]

Aphrodite's a girl who loves ketchup
and Zeus likes hotdogs; what a metchup!
It's got to be Heinz
Even in hard times

[Smartypants]

Aphrodite's a girl who loves ketchup
and Zeus likes hotdogs; what a metchup!
It's got to be Heinz
Even in hard times
But in Chicago, 'phro's meal they'd all retch up.

[Aphrodite]

Smartypants relishes mustard

[Smartypants]

Smartypants relishes mustard
But no ketchup, not ever, you bustard!

[Aphrodite]

Smartypants relishes mustard
But no ketchup, not ever, you bustard!
His tummy is weak

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Smartypants relishes mustard
But no ketchup, not ever, you bustard!
His tummy is weak
He eats like a freak

[priceyfatprude]

Smartypants relishes mustard
But no ketchup, not ever, you bustard!
His tummy is weak
He eats like a freak
NO, FREAKY IS ONE WHO HATES MUSTARD

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites

[priceyfatprude]

and ooh baby it was quite a fight

[Smartypants]

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
Just like Montagues sniping at Capulites

[daverbee]

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
Just like Montagues sniping at Capulites
The hot dogs in the middle

[Aphrodite]

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
and ooh baby it was quite a fight
The yellow flowed red

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
Just like Montagues sniping at Capulites
The hot dogs in the middle
good thing it can't piddle

[daverbee]

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
and ooh baby it was quite a fight
The yellow flowed red
The Heinz fell down dead
The mayonaissists stood by like troglodytes.


The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
Just like Montagues sniping at Capulites
The hot dogs in the middle
good thing it can't piddle
'cause the smell would make it so tough ta fight.

[sisy]

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed

[Smartypants]

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed
I wish I and pray you could be dead

[Coffee]

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed
I wish I and pray you could be dead
my cell will be lonely

[Smartypants]

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed
I wish I and pray you could be dead
my cell will be lonely
cast the first gall stone-y


Sorry, I even made MYSELF groan with that! :(

[Coffee]

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed
I wish I and pray you could be dead
my cell will be lonely
cuz I am so homely (permit a change then groaner???)
Wish I was home crafting instead

[Smartypants]

No problem. Thanks for the save, but I only object to you not bringing Ashcroft back into the verse.

How about this?

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed
I wish I and pray you could be dead
my cell will be lonely
cuz I am so homely
But you're a much bigger shithead.

[Coffee]

yaaaaa!!!! clap clap

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I think you'll agree I'm a goose

[Smartypants]

I think you'll agree I'm a goose
I'm Canadian, silly, and loose

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I think you'll agree I'm a goose
I'm Canadian, silly, and loose
I like to move in formation

[Audreyvgs]

I think you'll agree I'm a goose
I'm Canadian, silly, and loose
I like to move in formation
a "V" syncopation

[Coffee]

I think you'll agree I'm a goose
I'm Canadian, silly, and loose
I like to move in formation
a "V" syncopation
better odds to crap on moose.

[Smartypants]

Do ze's rhymsters smoke weed, or drink vodka??

[daverbee]

Do ze's rhymsters smoke weed, or drink vodka??
Is some of 'em so crazy they don't need eitha?

[RuneT]

Do ze's rhymsters smoke weed, or drink vodka??
Is some of 'em so crazy they don't need eitha?
If they are anything like me

[daverbee]

Do ze's rhymsters smoke weed, or drink vodka??
Is some of 'em so crazy they don't need eitha?
If they are anything like me
they partakes in all three

[Klynne]

Do ze's rhymsters smoke weed, or drink vodka??
Is some of 'em so crazy they don't need eitha?
If they are anything like me
they partakes in all three
And wind up in rooms with men "saying call me papa"

(weak I know)

[Smartypants]

Originally posted by Klynne
...

And wind up in rooms with men "saying call me papa"

(weak I know)

Well gee, Klynne, I don't know. Sounds pretty familiar to me. (Not *my* experience, mind you, but I've heard stories from friends. ;)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My motto is "Don't ask, and Don't tell"

[daverbee]

My motto is "Don't ask, and Don't tell"
If you're happy in your life that's swell!

[Deviate]

My motto is "Don't ask, and Don't tell"
If you're happy in your life that's swell!
But don't bother me
If a homo you be
I laugh when you're burning in Hell.

(sorry, had to finish that one up.)

[rapscalious rob]

Of the many mistakes I have made,

[Smartypants]

Of the many mistakes I have made,
(Like that briss where I joked 'bout lampshades)

[rapscalious rob]

Of the many mistakes I have made,
(Like that briss where I joked 'bout lampshades)
the most stupid one yet

[Smartypants]

Of the many mistakes I have made,
(Like that briss where I joked 'bout lampshades)
the most stupid one yet
was that gaff at the vet

[rapscalious rob]

Of the many mistakes I have made,
(Like that briss where I joked 'bout lampshades)
the most stupid one yet
was that gaff at the vet
when I asked her if I she had been spayed.

[Smartypants]

ROFL!!

[rapscalious rob]

:p

[Smartypants]

I *kick* myself when I do that! It is *SOOO* embarrassing!

[rapscalious rob]

:)

Rolling on the floor and laughing
Is quite dangerous if you’re giraffing

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Rolling on the floor and laughing
Is quite dangerous if you’re giraffing
With that prodigious neck

[daverbee]

Rolling on the floor and laughing
Is quite dangerous if you’re giraffing
With that prodigious neck
having fits on the deck

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Rolling on the floor and laughing
Is quite dangerous if you’re giraffing
With that prodigious neck
having fits on the deck
it will prove a rather difficult scarfing

:rolleyes:

[Audreyvgs]

I got lemons so I made lemonade

[Smartypants]

I got lemons so I made lemonade
It's advice that I got in third grade

[Audreyvgs]

I got lemons so I made lemonade
It's advice that I got in third grade
the thought makes me pucker

[daverbee]

I got lemons so I made lemonade
It's advice that I got in third grade
the thought makes me pucker
like an old wizened hog sucker

[Audreyvgs]

I got lemons so I made lemonade
It's advice that I got in third grade
the thought makes me pucker
like an old wizened hog sucker
my optimism as least got me laid

[daverbee]

The things that I've done for love

[Klynne]

The things that I've done for love
Once sent my sweetie a white dove

[Smartypants]

The things that I've done for love
Once sent my sweetie a white dove
Lovey-dovey it made her

[Dark Chocolate]

The things that I've done for love
Once sent my sweetie a white dove
Lovey-dovey it made her
so she french-kissed the waiter

[daverbee]

The things that I've done for love
Once sent my sweetie a white dove
Lovey-dovey it made her
so she french-kissed the waiter
and I gave dat bee-yotch da shove!

[Klynne]

Why am I always late?

[daverbee]

Why am I always late?
My sense of time isn't that great.

[Klynne]

Why am I always late?
My sense of time isn't that great.
It has caused me some grief

[Aphrodite]

Why am I always late?
My sense of time isn't that great.
It has caused me some grief
I should turn a new leaf.

[daverbee]

Why am I always late?
My sense of time isn't that great.
It has caused me some grief
I should turn a new leaf
and start over with a clean slate.

[Klynne]

I need to get something to eat

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I need to get something to eat
something salty, fatty, and sweet

[Aphrodite]

I need to get something to eat
something salty, fatty, and sweet
High calorie snacking

[daverbee]

I need to get something to eat
something salty, fatty, and sweet
High calorie snacking
is what my life's lacking

[Aphrodite]

I need to get something to eat
something salty, fatty, and sweet
High calorie snacking
is what my life's lacking
Can someone please get me a treat?

[daverbee]

Hershey's Chocolate bars hit the right spot.

[Klynne]

Hershey's Chocolate bars hit the right spot.
Much more erotic than any g-spot

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Hershey's Chocolate bars hit the right spot.
Much more erotic than any g-spot
though it melts in my fingers

[Klynne]

Hershey's Chocolate bars hit the right spot.
Much more erotic than any g-spot
though it melts in my fingers
and the feeling still lingers

[Audreyvgs]

Hershey's Chocolate bars hit the right spot.
Much more erotic than any g-spot
though it melts in my fingers
and the feeling still lingers
my tongue likes its chocolate hot

[rapscalious rob]

if dark chocolate’s good for the heart

[daverbee]

if dark chocolate’s good for the heart
why doesn't it make me fart?

[dinzdale]

if dark chocolate’s good for the heart
why doesn't it make me fart?
It gives me toothache

[daverbee]

if dark chocolate’s good for the heart
why doesn't it make me fart?
It gives me toothache
helps keep me awake

[Coffee]

if dark chocolate’s good for the heart
why doesn't it make me fart?
It gives me toothache
helps keep me awake
awaiting the gaseous part.

[daverbee]

There once was a plumber from Pittsburgh

[Klynne]

There once was a plumber from Pittsburgh
Who asked me "Were you on the Hindenburgh?"

[Coffee]

There once was a plumber from Pittsburgh
Who asked me "Were you on the Hindenburgh?"
I heard the trip was a gas,

[Aphrodite]

There once was a plumber from Pittsburgh
Who asked me "Were you on the Hindenburgh?"
I heard the trip was a gas,
I said "Yeah a real blast"

[Klynne]

There once was a plumber from Pittsburgh
Who asked me "Were you on the Hindenburgh?"
I heard the trip was a gas,
I said "Yeah a real blast"
Better than hitting that iceberg

[daverbee]

zemonkey's is all such nice peoples

[Smartypants]

zemonkey's is all such nice peoples
and their doggerel hardens my neeples

[Hyakujo's Fox]

zemonkey's is all such nice peoples
and their doggerel hardens my neeples
their rhymes make me horny

[daverbee]

zemonkey's is all such nice peoples
and their doggerel hardens my neeples
their rhymes make me horny
they's sexy and corny

[Audreyvgs]

zemonkey's is all such nice peoples
and their doggerel hardens my neeples
their rhymes make me horny
they's sexy and corny
those other boards give me the creeples.

[daverbee]

They say beans is good for the heart

[Coffee]

They say beans is good for the heart
I won't go there, don't make me start!

[Smartypants]

They say beans is good for the heart
I won't go there, don't make me start!
It's tempting but puerile

[rapscalious rob]

They say beans is good for the heart
I won't go there, don't make me start!
It's tempting but puerile
like that big-balled squirrel

[Audreyvgs]

They say beans is good for the heart
I won't go there, don't make me start!
It's tempting but puerile
like that big-balled squirrel
You can try, but can't make me say fart!


oopsie

[rapscalious rob]

oopsie, audrey said and blushed

[lapietra]

oopsie, audrey said and blushed
to provide a good rhyme, she was rushed

[Smartypants]

oopsie, audrey said and blushed
to provide a good rhyme, she was rushed
poor audrey got addled

[lapietra]

oopsie, audrey said and blushed
to provide a good rhyme, she was rushed
poor audrey got addled
as the last line she straddled

[Audreyvgs]

oopsie, audrey said and blushed
to provide a good rhyme, she was rushed
poor audrey got addled
as the last line she straddled
so she farted, then straddled, then flushed!


:cool:

[zenbabe]

So now that we speak of the poo

[Gatsby]

So now that we speak of the poo
dle who nearly was forced to eat strudel

[Smartypants]

So now that we speak of the poo
dle who nearly was forced to eat strudel
which explains its dilemma

[lapietra]

So now that we speak of the poo
dle who nearly was forced to eat strudel
which explains its dilemma
Now it generates gemma*



*small asexual reproductive structure that detaches from the parent and develops into a new individual

[zenbabe]

poo and strudel :confused:

[Audreyvgs]

So now that we speak of the poo
dle who nearly was forced to eat strudel
which explains its dilemma
Now it generates gemma*
well, someone's not using their noodle!

[Spicy Jack]

I'm feeling a little bit weak

[lapietra]

I'm feeling a little bit weak
My blood sugar's not at its peak

[Smartypants]

Originally posted by zenbabe
poo and strudel :confused:

Aw, c'mon ZB! That was a brilliant, unexpected twist by Gatsbygirl. LOL!!

******

I'm feeling a little bit weak
My blood sugar's not at its peak
The streudel I've eaten

[daverbee]

I'm feeling a little bit weak
My blood sugar's not at its peak
The streudel I've eaten
Still makes me feel beaten

[Smartypants]

I'm feeling a little bit weak
My blood sugar's not at its peak
The streudel I've eaten
Still makes me feel beaten
Like a poodle whose poo makes Zen shriek

[rapscalious rob]

imprisoned withing AOL,

[Aphrodite]

imprisoned withing AOL,
existing in internet hell

[Audreyvgs]

imprisoned withing AOL,
existing in internet hell
Im waiting on dial-up
on me they will hangup
then I'll scream, well, aint that just swell!


next?

[daverbee]

My computer is not in the best shape

[lapietra]

My computer is not in the best shape
I tried to repair it with duct tape

[zenbabe]

My computer is not in the best shape
I tried to repair it with duct tape
And this old pair of plyers

[ambo]

My computer is not in the best shape
I tried to repair it with duct tape
And this old pair of plyers
Then I licked all the wires

[daverbee]

My computer is not in the best shape
I tried to repair it with duct tape
And this old pair of plyers
Then I licked all the wires
Which for some reason tasted like grape!

[lapietra]

I will never see grapes the same way

[Audreyvgs]

I will never see grapes the same way
as the flavor of wire yesterday

[ambo]

I will never see grapes the same way
as the flavor of wire yesterday
My tongue's all befuddled

[daverbee]

I will never see grapes the same way
as the flavor of wire yesterday
My tongue's all befuddled
my nerves is all muddled

[Spicy Jack]

I will never see grapes the same way
as the flavor of wire yesterday
My tongue's all befuddled
my nerves is all muddled
Next I shall lick some BenGay

[Audreyvgs]

BenGay don't taste the same as BenStraight