communal limericks

[Spicy Jack]

BenGay don't taste the same as BenStraight
when you slap a glob onto your plate

[Audreyvgs]

BenGay don't taste the same as BenStraight
when you slap a glob onto your plate
it looks about right

[daverbee]

BenGay don't taste the same as BenStraight
when you slap a glob onto your plate
it looks about right
when it shines in the light

[Smartypants]

BenGay don't taste the same as BenStraight
when you slap a glob onto your plate
it looks about right
when it shines in the light
and is so much more tasteful on dates

[daverbee]

Backaches at the end of the day

[ambo]

Backaches at the end of the day
Make it hard to put Advil away

[Spicy Jack]

Backaches at the end of the day
Make it hard to put Advil away
so I'll sit here instead

[ambo]

Backaches at the end of the day
Make it hard to put Advil away
so I'll sit here instead
five feet from my bed

[Aphrodite]

Backaches at the end of the day
Make it hard to put Advil away
so I'll sit here instead
five feet from my bed
wishing I could go out and play

[zenbabe]

I think I should go buy some Wine.

[Smartypants]

I think I should go buy some Wine.
Not two-buck stuff, though; something fine.

[zenbabe]

I think I should go buy some Wine.
Not two-buck stuff, though; something fine
Oh I will spend just enough

[daverbee]

I think I should go buy some wine.
Not two-buck stuff, though; something fine.
Oh I will spend just enough
To get a wine up to snuff

[McFlibbish]

I think I should go buy some wine.
Not two-buck stuff, though; something fine.
Oh I will spend just enough
To get a wine up to snuff
To impress this woman of mine.

[ambo]

Mysterious journey, this life is

[Spicy Jack]

Mysterious journey, this life is
To be filled with the spirit that is His

[madasacutsnake]

But if God's a girl

[madasacutsnake]

Oops again.

Mysterious journey, this life is
To be filled with the spirit that is His
But if God's a girl

[daverbee]

Mysterious journey, this life is
To be filled with the spirit that is His
But if God's a girl
A new world will unfurl

[Aphrodite]

Mysterious journey, this life is
To be filled with the spirit that is His
But if God's a girl
A new world will unfurl
Life's about answers, the journey's the quiz

[daverbee]

A life without fun is quite useless

[Spicy Jack]

A life without fun is quite useless
like having a steak, but toothless

[daverbee]

A life without fun is quite useless
like having a steak, but toothless
you can't chew, you gum things

[Smartypants]

A life without fun is quite useless
like having a steak, but toothless
you can't chew, you gum things
sing blues like what rum brings

[Spicy Jack]

A life without fun is quite useless
like having a steak, but toothless
you can't chew, you gum things
sing blues like what rum brings
and lie around drunk and useless

[God]

I laughed when I learned I’m a manatee

[Smartypants]

I laughed when I learned I’m a manatee
Though inside me's a messiah wannabe

[Aphrodite]

I laughed when I learned I’m a manatee
Though inside me's a messiah wannabe
I need my puff diddy

[zenbabe]

I laughed when I learned I’m a manatee
Though inside me's a messiah wannabe
I need my puff diddy
And I don't want your pity

[Spicy Jack]

I laughed when I learned I’m a manatee
Though inside me's a messiah wannabe
I need my puff diddy
And I don't want your pity
I just want to regain my sanity

[daverbee]

A mouse in a helmet craves cheese

[Willow Sylph]

A mouse in a helmet craves cheese
Like a wh*re craves her crack

[Smartypants]

A mouse in a helmet craves cheese
Like a wh*re craves her crack
'though he seems indecisive

[daverbee]

A mouse in a helmet craves cheese
Like a wh*re craves her crack
'though he seems indecisive
and not much derisive

[zenbabe]

cheese and crack :confused:

[Smartypants]

Originally posted by zenbabe
cheese and crack :confused:

Hey, when you gotta have it, you gotta have it.

(On second thought, maybe she meant "Crack"er Barrel.)

[zenbabe]

A mouse in a helmet craves cheese
Like a wh*re craves her crack
'though he seems indecisive
and not much derisive
Instead I will have some cream!

[Spicy Jack]

Mmmmm...Cheese, Crack, and Cream. What else could a mouse need?

[Smartypants]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Mmmmm...Cheese, Crack, and Cream. What else could a mouse need?

Two opening lines in a limerick that rhyme, perhaps. ;)

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I'd always cheese o'er cocaine,

[zenbabe]

I'd always cheese o'er cocaine,
get fat ass instead of no brain

[Spicy Jack]

I'd always cheese o'er cocaine,
get fat ass instead of no brain
when I get a craving

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'd always cheese o'er cocaine,
get fat ass instead of no brain
when I get a craving
for calorific misbehaving

[Smartypants]

Sheesh, I'm always doing that, leaving out a word when I type. I'm glad you all got my meaning.

I'd always choose cheese o'er cocaine,
get fat ass instead of no brain
when I get a craving
for calorific misbehaving
It's for whey-based narcotics I'm prayin'.

[Klynne]

Look at all of our new zemonkeys!

[zenbabe]

Look at all of our new zemonkeys!
I can't wait for all the new funkies!

[Smartypants]

Look at all of our new zemonkeys!
I can't wait for all the new funkies!
Whew! Now I'm no newbie

[Klynne]

Look at all of our new zemonkeys!
I can't wait for all the new funkies!
With bated breath I await,

[Klynne]

Look at all of our new zemonkeys!
I can't wait for all the new funkies!
Whew! Now I'm no newbie
But I think you want to do me?

[Klynne]

Look at all of our new zemonkeys!
I can't wait for all the new funkies!
With bated breath I await,
For someone to seal our fate

[zenbabe]

WTF :eek:

[Smartypants]

Originally posted by zenbabe
WTF :eek:

Just a small collision. No one's hurt. Nothing to see here folks. Let's all just move along now...;)

[zenbabe]

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm

[daverbee]

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm

[zenbabe]

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
You don't know who to trust

[lapietra]

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
They're so rancid and stinky

[zenbabe]

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
You don't know who to trust

[zenbabe]

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
You don't know who to trust

[Audreyvgs]

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
You don't know who to trust
and are filled with disgust

[ambo]

Those things that make you go hmmmmmmm
Are the ones that chase folks out the roommmmm
You don't know who to trust
and are filled with disgust
So you sit on your hog and go vrooooooommmmm

[Klynne]

The zemonkey master once said

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The zemonkey master once said
I do all my rhyming in bed

[Smartypants]

The zemonkey master once said
I do all my rhyming in bed
I learned very early

[zenbabe]

The zemonkey master once said
I do all my rhyming in bed
I learned very early
That it's brains over burley

[Aphrodite]

The zemonkey master once said
I do all my rhyming in bed
I learned very early
That it's brains over burley
and poets who show it get head
:eek:

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The best way to practice one's French

[zenbabe]

The best way to practice one's French
Is upside down on a cherry wood Bench

[rapscalious rob]

Collision cleanup:

Look at all of our new zemonkeys!
I can't wait for all the new funkies!
With bated breath I await,
For someone to seal our fate
as zegrandma/pas/aunts and zeunkies.

Look at all of our new zemonkeys!
I can't wait for all the new funkies!
Whew! Now I'm no newbie
But I think you want to do me?
Oh, no! This zemonkey’s a ze monk, eh?
_______________________________

The best way to practice one's French
Is by hitting one’s thumb with a wrench

[zenbabe]

Whoa!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

hehehe... okay this will get us back on track... or make things even worse....


The best way to practice one's French
Is upside down on a cherry wood Bench
With this manner of sitting


The best way to practice one's French
Is by hitting one’s thumb with a wrench
Then one can use a French word

[zenbabe]

Merde!

[Smartypants]

The best way to practice one's French
Is upside down on a cherry wood Bench
With this manner of sitting
Most any tongue's fitting


The best way to practice one's French
Is by hitting one’s thumb with a wrench
Then one can use a French word
Cry, "Mon Dieu, quelle absurde!"


RR, I'm impressed at your valiant attempt at housecleaning. Magnifique!

[nycwriters]

The best way to practice one's French
Is upside down on a cherry wood Bench
With this manner of sitting
Most any tongue's fitting
But only if you find the right wench! ;)


The best way to practice one's French
Is by hitting one’s thumb with a wrench
Then one can use a French word
Cry, "Mon Dieu, quelle absurde!"
Then lie prone on a provencal bench

[Klynne]

A little old man once said

[Audreyvgs]

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head

[Klynne]

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head
Could it be she's just resting?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head
Could it be she's just resting?
I do hope she's not nesting

[daverbee]

A little old man once said
I believe there's a bird on my head
Could it be she's just resting?
I do hope she's not nesting
And using my hair as her bread.

[rapscalious rob]

While drinking some coffee one day,

[lapietra]

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,

[daverbee]

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick

[madasacutsnake]

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
Nonsense which was maverick

[lapietra]

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
then picked up my old ice pick

[daverbee]

While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
then picked up my old ice pick
And went out, a few demons to slay.


While drinking some coffee one day,
and reading the board of Frank, Ze,
I wrote in this here limerick
nonsense which was maverick
then headed outside for to play.

Edited to include one from the line posted by madasacutsnake.

[lapietra]

What a drag to be back on the road

[daverbee]

What a drag to be back on the road
Better that than to be a squashed toad!

[lapietra]

What a drag to be back on the road
Better that than to be a squashed toad!
Hope I make lots of money

[daverbee]

What a drag to be back on the road
Better that than to be a squashed toad!
Hope I make lots of money
And the day's bright and sunny

[Spicy Jack]

What a drag to be back on the road
Better that than to be a squashed toad!
Hope I make lots of money
And the day's bright and sunny
May the weekend come before I explode.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I've locked myself out of my house

[Audreyvgs]

I've locked myself out of my house
the keys now reside with my spouse

[zenbabe]

I've locked myself out of my house
the keys now reside with my spouse
I could break a window

[chuckie egg]

I've locked myself out of my house
the keys now reside with my spouse
I could break a window
or look for a fellow

[daverbee]

I've locked myself out of my house
the keys now reside with my spouse
I could break a window
or look for a fellow
to pick the lock...someone named Klaus?

[lapietra]

I wish that I had a pet elephant

[daverbee]

I wish that I had a pet elephant
but one that wasn't too arrogant.

[Spicy Jack]

I wish that I had a pet elephant
but one that wasn't too arrogant.
we would play everyday

[Aphrodite]

I wish that I had a pet elephant
but one that wasn't too arrogant.
we would play everyday
eating peanuts and hay

[Spicy Jack]

I wish that I had a pet elephant
but one that wasn't too arrogant.
we would play everyday
eating peanuts and hay
And dress up to look very elegant

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I wish that I had a pet weasel

[daverbee]

I wish that I had a pet weasel
Who came with his own little easel.

[zenbabe]

I wish that I had a pet weasel
Who came with his own little easel.
His medium would be oil

[madasacutsnake]

I wish that I had a pet weasel
Who came with his own little easel.
His medium would be oil
With a beret he would toil

[daverbee]

I wish that I had a pet weasel
Who came with his own little easel.
His medium would be oil
With a beret he would toil
doing portraits of Zappa's son, Dweezil.

[Spicy Jack]

Sometimes I like to go online

[lapietra]

Sometimes I like to go online
type silly things while drinking wine

[lapietra]

Sometimes I like to go online
type silly things while drinking wine

[Smartypants]

Sometimes I like to go online
type silly things while drinking wine
It shows in my speling

[Spicy Jack]

Sometimes I like to go online
type silly things while drinking wine
It shows in my speling
and the stories I am telling ;)

[madasacutsnake]

Sometimes I like to go online
type silly things while drinking wine
It shows in my speling
and the stories I am telling
I'm so glad I'm an oenophine

[Hyakujo's Fox]

This coke was meant to taste of vanilla

[madasacutsnake]

This coke was meant to taste of vanilla
It reminds me of eau de gorilla

[lapietra]

This coke was meant to taste of vanilla
It reminds me of eau de gorilla
It tastes musty and skunky

[Spicy Jack]

This coke was meant to taste of vanilla
It reminds me of eau de gorilla
It tastes musty and skunky
and tasting real funky

[Audreyvgs]

This coke was meant to taste of vanilla
It reminds me of eau de gorilla
It tastes musty and skunky
and tasting real funky
don't make me buy more of this swill-a!

:rolleyes:

[madasacutsnake]

I'm not sure that swill-a is really a word

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'm not sure that swill-a is really a word
It's etymology is clearly absurd

[Audreyvgs]

I'm not sure that swill-a is really a word
It's etymology is clearly absurd
It's all I could think of!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'm not sure that swill-a is really a word
It's etymology is clearly absurd
It's all I could think of!
Have we reached the brink of

[madasacutsnake]

I'm not sure that swill-a is really a word
It's etymology is clearly absurd
It's all I could think of!
Have we reached the brink of
Anarchy or is the line blurred?

[Audreyvgs]

Anarchy does have its place

[lapietra]

Anarchy does have its place
It's nice, for a change of pace

[Gatsby]

Anarchy does have its place
It's nice, for a change of pace
Away with the feds!

[straymonk]

Anarchy does have its place
It's nice, for a change of pace
Away with the feds!
Just give me my meds

[Spicy Jack]

Anarchy does have its place
It's nice, for a change of pace
Away with the feds!
Just give me my meds
and I will get out of your face

[Spicy Jack]

Oh my goddness! What is that smell

[dinzdale]

Oh my goddness! What is that smell
It's my pants, and they're going to Hell

[Spicy Jack]

Oh my goddness! What is that smell
It's my pants, and they're going to Hell
they are sticky and wet

[dinzdale]

Oh my goddness! What is that smell
It's my pants, and they're going to Hell
they are sticky and wet
stained, holey and yet

[Spicy Jack]

Oh my goddness! What is that smell
It's my pants, and they're going to Hell
they are sticky and wet
stained, holey and yet
they make my ass look so darn swell

[dinzdale]

A monk with a dog and a cat

[Spicy Jack]

A monk with a dog and a cat
got into a little spat

[dinzdale]

A monk with a dog and a cat
got into a little spat
The cat blew his top

[Spicy Jack]

A monk with a dog and a cat
got into a little spat
The cat blew his top
and the monk couldn't stop

[dinzdale]

A monk with a dog and a cat
got into a little spat
The cat blew his top
and the monk couldn't stop
and the dog bit them both, how 'bout that?

[Spicy Jack]

When I went to bed last night

[Gatsby]

When I went to bed last night
I dreamt of a wee elfin sprite

[Spicy Jack]

When I went to bed last night
I dreamt of a wee elfin sprite
It whispered to me

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When I went to bed last night
I dreamt of a wee elfin sprite
It whispered to me
"What must be, must be"

[straymonk]

When I went to bed last night
I dreamt of a wee elfin sprite
It whispered to me
"What must be, must be"
I must get another nightlight.

[Audreyvgs]

This board takes too much of my time

[straymonk]

This board takes too much of my time
hours spent hunting a rhyme

[zenbabe]

This board takes too much of my time
hours spent hunting a rhyme
It soon will be dawn

[funkytuba]

This board takes too much of my time
hours spent hunting a rhyme
It soon will be dawn
And then I will yawn

[Audreyvgs]

This board takes too much of my time
hours spent hunting a rhyme
It soon will be dawn
And then I will yawn
sleeping is almost a crime!

[madasacutsnake]

It looks like a tomato but it's not

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It looks like a tomato but it's not
It's just this big fat pimple I've got

[Spicy Jack]

It looks like a tomato but it's not
It's just this big fat pimple I've got
its messing up my face

[Audreyvgs]

It looks like a tomato but it's not
It's just this big fat pimple I've got
its messing up my face
and taking up space

[catbelly]

It looks like a tomato but it's not
It's just this big fat pimple I've got
its messing up my face
and taking up space
It's so big I appear to've been shot

[Klynne]

Somehow I've forgotten the time

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Somehow I've forgotten the time
Got lost in a daydream sublime

[Smartypants]

Somehow I've forgotten the time
Got lost in a daydream sublime
In which the martinis

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Somehow I've forgotten the time
Got lost in a daydream sublime
In which the martinis
Were summoned by genies

[daverbee]

Somehow I've forgotten the time
Got lost in a daydream sublime
In which the martinis
Were summoned by genies
Who agreed to be paid off in dimes.

[lapietra]

There are so many fun shapes of pasta

[Gatsby]

There are so many fun shapes of pasta
Spirals like hair of a rasta

[Spicy Jack]

There are so many fun shapes of pasta
Spirals like hair of a rasta
bowties, tubes and shells

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There are so many fun shapes of pasta
Spirals like hair of a rasta
bowties, tubes and shells
and flat pappardelles

[rapscalious rob]

There are so many fun shapes of pasta
Spirals like hair of a rasta
bowties, tubes and shells
and flat pappardelles
at the store owned my Mario Costa

[straymonk]

A girl I once took to the fair

[zenbabe]

A girl I once took to the fair
Such tits I found were quite rare

[weissenflatz]

A girl I once took to the fair
Such tits I found were quite rare
But once I got into her pants

[Spicy Jack]

A girl I once took to the fair
Such tits I found were quite rare
But once I got into her pants
she started to dance

[dinzdale]

A girl I once took to the fair
Such tits I found were quite rare
But once I got into her pants
she started to dance
Cos I'd snagged on a stray pubic hair

[lapietra]

A cat that liked to roll in panties

[Spicy Jack]

A cat that liked to roll in panties
got ahold of dinzdales manties

[dinzdale]

A cat that liked to roll in panties
got ahold of dinzdales manties
and Spicy Jacks thong

[lapietra]

A cat that liked to roll in panties
got ahold of dinzdales manties
and Spicy Jacks thong
and then it was all wrong

[daverbee]

A cat that liked to roll in panties
got ahold of dinzdales manties
and Spicy Jacks thong
and then it was all wrong
The cat narrowly avoided vigilantes.

[lapietra]

For lunch I had crunchy fresh salad

[Spicy Jack]

For lunch I had crunchy fresh salad
And wrote a long beautiful ballad

[Smartypants]

For lunch I had crunchy fresh salad
In the background, real soft, played a ballad

[Spicy Jack]

For lunch I had crunchy fresh salad
In the background, real soft, played a ballad
people got up and left

[lapietra]

For lunch I had crunchy fresh salad
In the background, real soft, played a ballad
people got up and left
for my crunching, so deft,

[Hyakujo's Fox]

For lunch I had crunchy fresh salad
In the background, real soft, played a ballad
people got up and left
for my crunching, so deft,
sounded like cracking bricks with a mallet

[daverbee]

I've finally redeemed my work ethic.

[Audreyvgs]

I've finally redeemed my work ethic.
by taking a drug that's synthetic

[daverbee]

I've finally redeemed my work ethic.
by taking a drug that's synthetic
It provides inspiration

[dinzdale]

I've finally redeemed my work ethic.
by taking a drug that's synthetic
It provides inspiration
(Side effect : depilation)

[Spicy Jack]

I've finally redeemed my work ethic.
by taking a drug that's synthetic
It provides inspiration
(Side effect : depilation)
Yes, I know I'm pathetic

[madasacutsnake]

The one thing I love is a Laksa

[daverbee]

The one thing I love is a Laksa
Made by a Sarawakian named Louisa.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The one thing I love is a Laksa
Made by a Sarawakian named Louisa.
With the entrails of goats

[daverbee]

The one thing I love is a Laksa
Made by a Sarawakian named Louisa.
With the entrails of goats
and a pate of stoats

[Spicy Jack]

The one thing I love is a Laksa
Made by a Sarawakian named Louisa.
With the entrails of goats
and a pate of stoats
and finished up with some Masa.

[rapscalious rob]

My friends are a little bit strange

[Gatsby]

My friends are a little bit strange
Though I try to estrange, they derange

[daverbee]

My friends are a little bit strange
Though I try to estrange, they derange
They're alla time buggin' me!

[Spicy Jack]

My friends are a little bit strange
Though I try to estrange, they derange
They're alla time buggin' me!
especially daverbee



(sorry, it just rhymed *love*)

[Gatsby]

My friends are a little bit strange
Though I try to estrange, they derange
They're alla time buggin' me!
especially daverbee
The range of my gang I must change!

[lady sphinx]

I feel like just picking my nose

[Spicy Jack]

I feel like just picking my nose.
for what would my finger expose?

[Klynne]

I feel like just picking my nose.
for what would my finger expose?
Perhaps golden nuggets?

[madasacutsnake]

I feel like just picking my nose.
for what would my finger expose?
Perhaps golden nuggets?
Really hard I will tug it

[Audreyvgs]

I feel like just picking my nose.
for what would my finger expose?
Perhaps golden nuggets?
Really hard I will tug it
or siphon it out with a hose

[madasacutsnake]

They call it a nasal aspiration

[zenbabe]

They call it a nasal aspiration
I call it spousal sleep deprivation

[madasacutsnake]

They call it a nasal aspiration
I call it spousal sleep deprivation
He drove me to it Your Honour

[zenbabe]

They call it a nasal aspiration
I call it spousal sleep deprivation
He drove me to it Your Honour
What to do? He's a gonner

[madasacutsnake]

They call it a nasal aspiration
I call it spousal sleep deprivation
He drove me to it Your Honour
What to do? He's a gonner
I had causation to proceed with castration

[zenbabe]

:eek:

hahhahaa!

:D

[madasacutsnake]

Oh my, I feel my head swelling

[Aphrodite]

Oh my, I feel my head swelling
glutinous brain matter gelling

[funkytuba]

Oh my, I feel my head swelling
glutinous brain matter gelling
why oh why did I eat

[Gatsby]

Oh my, I feel my head swelling
glutinous brain matter gelling
why oh why did I eat
that pufferfish last week

[madasacutsnake]

Oh my, I feel my head swelling
glutinous brain matter gelling
why oh why did I eat
that pufferfish last week
Say no to fish cheaply selling

[madasacutsnake]

My MIL is obssessed with beetroot

[rapscalious rob]

My MIL is obssessed with beetroot
as for me, I really don’t give a hoot

[madasacutsnake]

My MIL is obssessed with beetroot
as for me, I really don’t give a hoot
It musn't be pickled

[Gatsby]

My MIL is obssessed with beetroot
as for me, I really don’t give a hoot
It musn't be pickled
My fancy's not tickled

[funkytuba]

My MIL is obssessed with beetroot
as for me, I really don’t give a hoot
It musn't be pickled
My fancy's not tickled
By brined up old tubers, you weak coot!

[straymonk]

A spy once found something hidden

[zenbabe]

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden

[Spicy Jack]

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden
It fit in her hand

[Audreyvgs]

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden
It fit in her hand
and shaped like a man

[madasacutsnake]

A spy once found something hidden
she was thrilled since was something forbidden
It fit in her hand
and shaped like a man
It could be held or it could be ridden

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Living underneath our fair city

[catbelly]

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy

[straymonk]

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling

[catbelly]

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling
and excess ka-ching

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling
and excess ka-ching
He stays low to avoid the publicity

[Gatsby]

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang

[Spicy Jack]

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang

[daverbee]

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed

[Spicy Jack]

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed
my point he has missed

[funkytuba]

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed
my point he has missed
He must be in need of some poon tang

[Spicy Jack]

A little poon tang he has got

[funkytuba]

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught

[Klynne]

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted

[Hyakujo's Fox]

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted
Until he was red and blistered

[catbelly]

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted
Until he was red and blistered
It detached, and so all was for naught.

[straymonk]

He had a detachable penis

[Audreyvgs]

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this

[Hyakujo's Fox]

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger

[daverbee]

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger
Which made it much larger

[Audreyvgs]

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger
Which made it much larger
through which gallons of pee could he piss




:D

[Spicy Jack]

Dinz:
I am in such good shape "down there"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare

[lapietra]

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news

[dinzdale]

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news
When, for charity, I shaved it bare

[Klynne]

I am in such good shape "down there"
and my skills in its usage quite rare
I've had rave reviews
It's been shown on the news
When, for charity, I shaved it bare

So, I took my "show" on the road

[Audreyvgs]

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad

[daverbee]

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano

[trisherina]

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano
I tell her, "Ti amo!"

[daverbee]

So, I took my "show" on the road
just me, the rat and the toad
the rat plays piano
I tell her, "Ti amo!"
The toad, his blessing bestowed.

[lapietra]

Breasts make everything better

[Smartypants]

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?

[dinzdale]

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?
They're plump and they're sweet

[Spicy Jack]

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?
They're plump and they're sweet
Playing with them's real neat