communal limericks

[lapietra]

Breasts make everything better
Without them what would be a sweater?
They're plump and they're sweet
Playing with them's real neat
And they're best without padding or fetter.

[Spicy Jack]

I think padding is great!

[lapietra]

I think padding is great!
It's the underwires that I hate

[Spicy Jack]

I think padding is really great!
It's the underwires that I hate
they poke and they prod

[zenbabe]

I think padding is really great!
It's the underwires that I hate
they poke and they prod
But your tits look like God

[Spicy Jack]

I think padding is really great!
It's the underwires that I hate
they poke and they prod
But your tits look like God
So who care if they're really fake!

[zenbabe]

...............................

[Spicy Jack]

...............................
.........._.....=.............!

[lapietra]

...............................
.........._.....=.............!
.......%....#*@!....

[daverbee]

...............................
.........._.....=.............!
.......%....#*@!....
...farking...$&.....!

[Gatsby]

...............................
.........._.....=.............!
.......%....#*@!....
...farking...$&.....!
........%$^&*.............!

[lapietra]

Peace, peace is what I seek

[Spicy Jack]

Peace, peace is what I seek
so I won't watch TV for a week

[zenbabe]

Peace, peace is what I seek
so I won't watch TV for a week
Instead I will read

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Peace, peace is what I seek
so I won't watch TV for a week
Instead I will read
til my worries recede

[straymonk]

Peace, peace is what I seek
so I won't watch TV for a week
Instead I will read
til my worries recede
and work on my rhyming technique

[Willow Sylph]

When the last drop falls

[daverbee]

When the last drop falls
and the bartender calls

[Gatsby]

When the last drop falls
and the bartender calls
I'll slide off the barstool

[Spicy Jack]

When the last drop falls
and the bartender calls
I'll slide off the barstool
and wipe up my drool

[Smartypants]

When the last drop falls
and the bartender calls
I'll slide off the barstool
and wipe up my drool
and in the morning I probably won't remember that I completely screwed up the meter of this limerick.

:D

[Spicy Jack]

I can't believe what I did last night

[Gatsby]

I can't believe what I did last night
The moonlight was bright, I followed the light

[straymonk]

I can't believe what I did last night
The moonlight was bright, I followed the light
to a round spaceship

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I can't believe what I did last night
The moonlight was bright, I followed the light
to a round spaceship
and watched an alien race strip

[Audreyvgs]

I can't believe what I did last night
The moonlight was bright, I followed the light
to a round spaceship
and watched an alien race strip
our syntax left, without even a fight

[rapscalious rob]

when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped

[Audreyvgs]

when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped
when dipped and stripped, they skipped

[Spicy Jack]

when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped
when dipped and stripped, they skipped
they tripped over rocks

[straymonk]

when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped
when dipped and stripped, they skipped
they tripped over rocks
ate bagels with lox

[funkytuba]

when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped
when dipped and stripped, they skipped
they tripped over rocks
ate bagels with lox
till sated, they packed up and zipped

[funkytuba]

I'm pacing and counting to ten

[straymonk]

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen

[madasacutsnake]

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen
I wish I had an axe

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen
I wish I had an axe
then I'd deal with my tax

[Klynne]

I'm pacing and counting to ten
anger management works better than zen
I wish I had an axe
then I'd deal with my tax
and relax with a drink in my den

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Some folks may accuse me of sinning

[noxxville]

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning

[Smartypants]

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning
If slapped when I'm grumpy

[zenbabe]

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning
If slapped when I'm grumpy
And grabbed where i'm lumpy

[straymonk]

Some folks may accuse me of sinning
Most frequently when I'm grinning
If slapped when I'm grumpy
And grabbed where i'm lumpy
my head may just begin spinning!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I went out for a walk in the woods

[Smartypants]

I went out for a walk in the woods
My knapsack filled up with canned goods

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I went out for a walk in the woods
My knapsack filled up with canned goods
The can opener was forgotten

[Smartypants]

I went out for a walk in the woods
My knapsack filled up with canned goods
The can opener was forgotten
So back home I went trottin'

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I went out for a walk in the woods
My knapsack filled up with canned goods
The can opener was forgotten
So back home I went trottin'
And filled up with some old Christmas puds

[lapietra]

A fly lighted right on my nose!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

A fly lighted right on my nose!
I should shoo it way I suppose

[straymonk]

A fly lighted right on my nose!
I should shoo it way I suppose
buts it looks so cute

[Spicy Jack]

A fly lighted right on my nose!
I should shoo it way I suppose
buts it looks so cute
wearing a tie and a suit

[lapietra]

A fly lighted right on my nose!
I should shoo it way I suppose
buts it looks so cute
wearing a tie and a suit
and a pair of seam-up-the-back hose.

[chuckie egg]

I'm filled to the brim with a curry

[lapietra]

I'm filled to the brim with a curry
I'd better get home in a hurry

[Smartypants]

I'm filled to the brim with a curry
I'd better get home in a hurry
Let's hope there's still T.P.

[Spicy Jack]

I'm filled to the brim with a curry
I'd better get home in a hurry
Let's hope there's still T.P.
Cuz I'm feeling leaky

[dinzdale]

I'm filled to the brim with a curry
I'd better get home in a hurry
Let's hope there's still T.P.
Cuz I'm feeling leaky
Run !!!, remove pants in a flurry!!!

[Spicy Jack]

My pants didn't come off in time

[dinzdale]

My pants didn't come off in time
It looks like the scene of a crime

[Spicy Jack]

My pants didn't come off in time
It looks like the scene of a crime
the smell is obscene

[dinzdale]

My pants didn't come off in time
It looks like the scene of a crime
the smell is obscene
and I feel so unclean

[Spicy Jack]

My pants didn't come off in time
It looks like the scene of a crime
the smell is obscene
and I feel so unclean
as I'm covered in brown runny grime.

[dinzdale]

Time for a shower I think

[Spicy Jack]

Time for a shower I think
I might pass out from the stink

[dinzdale]

Time for a shower I think
I might pass out from the stink
Hot water and soap

[Spicy Jack]

Time for a shower I think
I might pass out from the stink
Hot water and soap
and a gargle of Scope

[dinzdale]

Time for a shower I think
I might pass out from the stink
Hot water and soap
and a gargle of Scope
should make me warm, fuzzy and pink.

[Spicy Jack]

My stomach is starting to groan

[dinzdale]

My stomach is starting to groan
with a gurgling, rumbling moan

[Spicy Jack]

My stomach is starting to groan
with a gurgling, rumbling moan
It feels like round two

[lapietra]

My stomach is starting to groan
with a gurgling, rumbling moan
Better eat in a hurry

[zenbabe]

My stomach is starting to groan
with a gurgling, rumbling moan
Better eat in a hurry
I have some chicken with curry

[lapietra]

My stomach is starting to groan
with a gurgling, rumbling moan
Better eat in a hurry
I have some chicken with curry
And this time, I'll have it at home.

[straymonk]

Next time, I'll order a steak

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Next time, I'll order a steak
Of nothing spicy will I partake

[lapietra]

Next time, I'll order a steak
Of nothing spicy will I partake
Not a dab of horseradish

[Smartypants]

Next time, I'll order a steak
Of nothing spicy will I partake
Not a dab of horseradish
on cuisines that are faddish

[Spicy Jack]

Next time, I'll order a steak
Of nothing spicy will I partake
Not a dab of horseradish
on cuisines that are faddish
So I don't end up like Ricky Lake

[lapietra]

Ricki Lake is a bountiful lass

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Ricki Lake is a bountiful lass
I adore every gram of her mass

[weissenflatz]

Ricki Lake is a bountiful lass
I adore every gram of her mass
Some of her assets I really adore

[Spicy Jack]

Ricki Lake is a bountiful lass
I adore every gram of her mass
Some of her assets I really adore
all I ask for is more

[dinzdale]

Ricki Lake is a bountiful lass
I adore every gram of her mass
Some of her assets I really adore
all I ask for is more
and a close up shot of her ass

[Spicy Jack]

I don't think I heard what you said

[dinzdale]

I don't think I heard what you said
through the pillow you had on my head

[Spicy Jack]

I don't think I heard what you said
through the pillow you had on my head
I was just trying to play

[dinzdale]

I don't think I heard what you said
through the pillow you had on my head
I was just trying to play
but got carried away

[Spicy Jack]

I don't think I heard what you said
through the pillow you had on my head
I was just trying to play
but got carried away
wearing my coyboy hat to bed

[dinzdale]

Someone bring me more cheese!

[lapietra]

Someone bring me more cheese!
and a beer and some chips, if you please

[dinzdale]

Someone bring me more cheese!
and a beer and some chips, if you please
I'm jacked up on feta

[lapietra]

Someone bring me more cheese!
and a beer and some chips, if you please
I'm jacked up on feta
I'm busting my sweater

[dinzdale]

Someone bring me more cheese!
and a beer and some chips, if you please
I'm jacked up on feta
I'm busting my sweater
and waving my pants in the breeze

[Spicy Jack]

Mr. D was quite distraught

[dinzdale]

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought

[Spicy Jack]

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought
He yelled and he fought

[straymonk]

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought
He yelled and he fought
"The thief must be caught!"

[Spicy Jack]

Mr. D was quite distraught
His cheese had been stolen, he thought
He yelled and he fought
"The thief must be caught!"
For taking my cheese from it's spot!

[lapietra]

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat

[straymonk]

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat

[Smartypants]

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float


Damn. Sorry. Again I can edit but not delete. :(

[lapietra]

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants


Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick

[straymonk]

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants
and his prize-winning plants


Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick
which made Dinz quite sick

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants
and gave his manties a glance

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick
Dinz's payback was quick

[Hyakujo's Fox]

oh, dear! :eek: :rolleyes: :D

[Smartypants]

I ain't touching those!! ROFL!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants
and his prize-winning plants
which disappeared down the goat's throat

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick
which made Dinz quite sick
And over Dinz that old goat did gloat

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
before he 'got milk', it ate his coat
then began on his pants
and gave his manties a glance
but even a goat preferred to keep those remote

Craving cheese, Mr. Dinz bought a goat
Which he milked aboard Spicy's boat float
The goat gave him a kick
Dinz's payback was quick
And of that goat, that was all that she wrote

[straymonk]

Go, HF, go! What a brave poet!

_________________


There once was a fox quite courageous

[Smartypants]

There once was a fox quite courageous
Whose daring all hoped was contagious

[zenbabe]

There once was a fox quite courageous
Whose daring all hoped was contagious
As it happend one Spring

[weissenflatz]

There once was a fox quite courageous
Whose daring all hoped was contagious
As it happend one Spring
When he caught this strange thing

[daverbee]

There once was a fox quite courageous
Whose daring all hoped was contagious
As it happend one Spring
When he caught this strange thing
the poor fox ain't been seen for ages.

[lapietra]

The weekend is over too soon

[daverbee]

The weekend is over too soon
The speed makes me fall in a swoon

[Spicy Jack]

The weekend is over too soon
The speed makes me fall in a swoon
I don't want to work

[daverbee]

The weekend is over too soon
The speed makes me fall in a swoon
I don't want to work
But that's just me...it's a quirk!

[lapietra]

The weekend is over too soon
The speed makes me fall in a swoon
I don't want to work
But that's just me...it's a quirk!
it has something to do with the moon (http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/)...

[straymonk]

The full moon makes me go crazy!

[Spicy Jack]

The full moon makes me go crazy!
My thoughts start to drift off all hazy

[funkytuba]

The full moon makes me go crazy!
My thoughts start to drift off all hazy
I grow lots of hair

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The full moon makes me go crazy!
My thoughts start to drift off all hazy
I grow lots of hair
I scream and I swear

[weissenflatz]

The full moon makes me go crazy!
My thoughts start to drift off all hazy
I grow lots of hair
I scream and I swear
Then I wake up, sweet as a daisy

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The secret to the art of good baking

[Klynne]

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking

[lapietra]

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking
Perfect pastries, fresh bread

[Smartypants]

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking
Perfect pastries, fresh bread
They're all here in my head

[funkytuba]

The secret to the art of good baking
if the price is right could be yours for the taking
Perfect pastries, fresh bread
They're all here in my head
So soon in the dough I'll be raking

[straymonk]

This millionaire lost all his money

[funkytuba]

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony

[straymonk]

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony
His ex lived in style

[funkytuba]

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony
his ex lived in style
bled him of his pile

[Hyakujo's Fox]

This millionaire lost all his money
but still had to pay alimony
his ex lived in style
bled him of his pile
and moved to an island quite sunny

[weissenflatz]

When someone is lost in the graveyard

[daverbee]

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard

[straymonk]

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard
the zombies come sniffing

[lapietra]

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard
the zombies come sniffing
whilst their coifs be-spiffing

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When someone is lost in the graveyard
While eating a big bowl of Swiss chard
the zombies come sniffing
whilst their coifs be-spiffing
and they feast on the bits you discard

[weissenflatz]

When his young daughter first went diving

[daverbee]

When his young daughter first went diving
The fisherman's business went thriving.

[weissenflatz]

When his young daughter first went diving
The fisherman's business went thriving
How she could lure all the fish

[daverbee]

When his young daughter first went diving
The fisherman's business went thriving
How she could lure all the fish
Was a mystery many did wish

[lapietra]

When his young daughter first went diving
The fisherman's business went thriving
How she could lure all the fish
Was a mystery many did wish
To discern - but none are surviving...

[rapscalious rob]

There’s a fellow, last name Hannity,

[Spicy Jack]

There’s a fellow, last name Hannity,
that looked like a brown baby manatee

[lapietra]

There’s a fellow, last name Hannity,
that looked like a brown baby manatee
He was often mistaken

[Spicy Jack]

There’s a fellow, last name Hannity,
that looked like a brown baby manatee
He was often mistaken
for underwater bacon

[lapietra]

There’s a fellow, last name Hannity,
that looked like a brown baby manatee
He was often mistaken
for underwater bacon,
a meatloaf, or a random deity.

[Spicy Jack]

A random diety he was not

[straymonk]

A random diety he was not
Apolla was he, and he was hot

[Aphrodite]

A random diety he was not
Apolla was he, and he was hot
He said he was Thor






;)

[straymonk]

A random diety he was not
Apollo was he, and he was hot
He said he was Thor
whose thunder did roar

[Spicy Jack]

A random diety he was not
Apollo was he, and he was hot
He said he was Thor
whose thunder did roar
when he sneezed and sprayed us with snot

[Dark Chocolate]

A hot chicken sandwich once said:

[Spicy Jack]

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.

[lapietra]

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.
But if she was live

[straymonk]

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.
But if she was alive
She'd be talkin' jive

[Klynne]

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.
But if she was alive
She'd be talkin' jive
would you like roast beef instead?

[straymonk]

My dinner is talking to me

[Klynne]

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be
Don't ruin my eating

[straymonk]

Going out tonight

[Audreyvgs]

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be
Don't ruin my eating
with rapid excreting

[zenbabe]

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be
Don't ruin my eating
with rapid excreting
Instead I will just go for a pee

[Hyakujo's Fox]

straymonk has gone out tonight

[madasacutsnake]

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight

[Aphrodite]

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight
a hiss and some spitting

[Gatsby]

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight
a hiss and some spitting
are better than hitting

[straymonk]

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight
a hiss and some spitting
are better than hitting
over punches, he'll often choose flight


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Sorry, everyone. Can't believe I posted a haiku line in a limericks thread. Guess I should have laid off the bourbon. ;)

[madasacutsnake]

Straymonk is a *****

[madasacutsnake]

Try again.

Straymonk is a p*ssy

[Hyakujo's Fox]

This limerick is TIGHT!


Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy

[straymonk]

Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy
can't stand straight



--------------------------

Yeah, you wanna fight. Come over here and say that to my face. I'll fight ya - uh - after I throw up on your shoes. *burp*

[lapietra]

Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy
can't stand straight
but his hair looks great!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Straymonk is a p*ssy
and so awf'ly woosy
can't stand straight
but his hair looks great!
just don't ever ask "who's'e?"

[Klynne]

Can't help but ask who is he?

[weissenflatz]

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly

[lapietra]

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly
He's so far away

[weissenflatz]

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly
He's so far away
But I hear the cry, may day!

[Klynne]

Can't help but ask who is he?
I can see, but only roughly
He's so far away
But I hear the cry, may day!
There he is clinging to a dinghy

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My dinghy is always deflating

[Klynne]

My dinghy is always deflating
I find it to be irritating

[weissenflatz]

My dinghy is always deflating
I find it to be irritating
But now I found something great

[Smartypants]

My dinghy is always deflating
I find it to be irritating
But now I found something great
A new mate to inflate

[weissenflatz]

My dinghy is always deflating
I find it to be irritating
But now I found something great
A new mate to inflate
Now I'm floating and he is inflating

[Gatsby]

The summer is already here

[Spicy Jack]

The summer is already here
Got my he-skirt and manites in gear

[dinzdale]

The summer is already here
Got my he-skirt and manites in gear
My new Gonaden-thing

[Spicy Jack]

The summer is already here
Got my he-skirt and manites in gear
My new Gonaden-thing
Is perfect fitting

[dinzdale]

The summer is already here
Got my he-skirt and manites in gear
My new Gonaden-thing
Is perfect fitting
This outfit will make mokeys stare

[Spicy Jack]

weeissenflatzerened?

[dinzdale]

weeissenflatzerened
in his gonadenschutzherend

[Spicy Jack]

weeissenflatzerened
in his gonadenschutzherend
got mighty hot

[dinzdale]

weeissenflatzerened
in his gonadenschutzherend
got mighty hot
but bothered not

[Spicy Jack]

weeissenflatzerened
in his gonadenschutzherend
got mighty hot
but bothered not
to remove it and now he is dead

[dinzdale]

Young Lola was star of a song

[lapietra]

Young Lola was star of a song
She performed in pasties and a thong

[dinzdale]

Young Lola was star of a song
She performed in pasties and a thong
As she danced and gyrated

[lapietra]

Young Lola was star of a song
She performed in pasties and a thong
As she danced and gyrated
The crowd was elated

[Spicy Jack]

Young Lola was star of a song
She performed in pasties and a thong
As she danced and gyrated
The crowd was elated
Until she pulled out a big shlong.

[dinzdale]

There are times when I just laugh at loud

[Klynne]

There are times when I just laugh at loud
When I am alone or when in a crowd

[rapscalious rob]

There are times when I just laugh at loud
When I am alone or when in a crowd
Especially when

[Smartypants]

There are times when I just laugh at loud
When I am alone or when in a crowd
Especially when
If by chance now and then

[Dark Chocolate]

There are times when I just laugh at loud
When I am alone or when in a crowd
Especially when
If by chance now and then
Someone finallly manages to not ruin the meter of the limerick

[Audreyvgs]

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p


Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!
Again, and I'll dish out some slappin's

[Coffee]

Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!
Again, and I'll dish out some slappin's
If the meter aint right

[Klynne]

Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!
Again, and I'll dish out some slappin's
If the meter aint right
twil be a horrible fight

[Coffee]

Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!
Again, and I'll dish out some slappin's
If the meter aint right
twil be a horrible fight
and jawbones'l be seen a flappin'

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Coffee
Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!
Again, and I'll dish out some slappin's
If the meter aint right
twil be a horrible fight
and jawbones'l be seen a flappin'

hehehehe. good one Coffee:)

[weissenflatz]

And Weissenflatz, not quite dead at all

[Hyakujo's Fox]

And Weissenflatz, not quite dead at all
lay on the ground, after having a fall

[weissenflatz]

And Weissenflatz, not quite dead at all
lay on the ground, after having a fall
poured himself a powerful drink

[Spicy Jack]

And Weissenflatz, not quite dead at all
lay on the ground, after having a fall
poured himself a powerful drink
and took a moment to think

[weissenflatz]

And Weissenflatz, not quite dead at all
lay on the ground, after having a fall
poured himself a powerful drink
and took a moment to think
and decided to be dead drunk after all

[straymonk]

My friends are all pissed on whiskey

[Gatsby]

My friends are all pissed on whiskey
And are thus are feeling quite frisky

[Klynne]

My friends are all pissed on whiskey
And are thus are feeling quite frisky
off to the strip club we go

[madasacutsnake]

My friends are all pissed on whiskey
And are thus are feeling quite frisky
off to the strip club we go
tits ass and dinks on show

[Spicy Jack]

My friends are all pissed on whiskey
And are thus are feeling quite frisky
off to the strip club we go
tits ass and dinks on show
I wonder how much $5 will get me

[zenbabe]

My breaks have started to squeak

[Smartypants]

My brakes have started to squeak
My oil pan has sprouted a leak

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My brakes have started to squeak
My oil pan has sprouted a leak
The engine is rattlin'

[zenbabe]

My brakes have started to squeak
My oil pan has sprouted a leak
The engine is rattlin'
Pork rinds a crack'lin

[Smartypants]

My brakes have started to squeak
My oil pan has sprouted a leak
The engine is rattlin'
Pork rinds a crack'lin
Cuz they fell on the seat 'neath my cheeks

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I was trapped so long in the lift

[Aphrodite]

I was trapped so long in the lift
That our visit will have to be swift

[straymonk]

I was trapped so long in the lift
That our visit will have to be swift
Time for a quickie

[funkytuba]

I was trapped so long in the lift
That our visit will have to be swift
Time for a quickie
so stick in your dickie

[weissenflatz]

I was trapped so long in the lift
That our visit will have to be swift
Time for a quickie
so stick in your dickie
in 9 month there'll be a population shift

[nycwriters]

You say tomayto and I say tomahto

[Smartypants]

You say tomayto and I say tomahto
While I quoted Plato you peed in the grotto

[weissenflatz]

You say tomayto and I say tomahto
While I quoted Plato you peed in the grotto
Sometimes you'd better not speak

[madasacutsnake]

You say tomayto and I say tomahto
While I quoted Plato you peed in the grotto
Sometimes you'd better not speak
Or in a small water filled cave take a leak

[weissenflatz]

You say tomayto and I say tomahto
While I quoted Plato you peed in the grotto
Sometimes you'd better not speak
Or in a small water filled cave take a leak
Then make a salad of tomato and potato

[Spicy Jack]

So what are we going to do?

[dinzdale]

So what are we going to do?
when we dont have a sniff of a clue?

[Spicy Jack]

So what are we going to do?
when we dont have a sniff of a clue?
I guess we could dance

[dinzdale]

So what are we going to do?
when we dont have a sniff of a clue?
I guess we could dance
without any pants

[Spicy Jack]

So what are we going to do?
when we dont have a sniff of a clue?
I guess we could dance
without any pants
and do a lambada or two.

[dinzdale]

The price of black market cheese

[Spicy Jack]

The price of black market cheese
has left me down on my knees

[dinzdale]

The price of black market cheese
has left me down on my knees
I'm out turning tricks

[Spicy Jack]

The price of black market cheese
has left me down on my knees
I'm out turning tricks
just to get a fix

[dinzdale]

The price of black market cheese
has left me down on my knees
I'm out turning tricks
just to get a fix
Come on man, I'm begging you PLEEEEEZE!!!

[Spicy Jack]

She pleaded and finally won out.

[daverbee]

She pleaded and finally won out.
What she gained was fully in doubt.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

She pleaded and finally won out.
What she gained was fully in doubt.
it was all so confusing

[lapietra]

She pleaded and finally won out.
What she gained was fully in doubt.
it was all so confusing
the cheese, it was oozing

[Spicy Jack]

She pleaded and finally won out.
What she gained was fully in doubt.
it was all so confusing
the cheese, it was oozing
out of an aerosol can with a spout.

[lapietra]

Would you like a cracker with that?