communal limericks

[straymonk]

Would you like a cracker with that?
I asked Polly, who was eating my hat

[weissenflatz]

Would you like a cracker with that?
I asked Polly, who was eating my hat
but Polly just fluttered

[Smartypants]

Would you like a cracker with that?
I asked Polly, who was eating my hat
but Polly just fluttered
and quietly muttered,

[weissenflatz]

Would you like a cracker with that?
I asked Polly, who was eating my hat
but Polly just fluttered
and quietly muttered,
no thanks, I don't wanna be fat

[Spicy Jack]

So I took the cracker instead

[lapietra]

So I took the cracker instead
And placed it on top of my head

[Spicy Jack]

So I took the cracker instead
And placed it on top of my head
I did a quick dance

[Klynne]

So I took the cracker instead
And placed it on top of my head
I did a quick dance
and started to prance

[Spicy Jack]

So I took the cracker instead
And placed it on top of my head
I did a quick dance
and started to prance
and got crumbs all over the bed.

[straymonk]

Those crumbs made me itch while I slept

[Audreyvgs]

Those crumbs made me itch while I slept
so into the shower i crept

[zenbabe]

Those crumbs made me itch while I slept
so into the shower i crept
Turns out it wansn't the crumbs

[funkytuba]

Those crumbs made me itch while I slept
so into the shower i crept
Turns out it wansn't
the crumbs t'were unpleasant




(work with me here)

[Smartypants]

Those crumbs made me itch while I slept
so into the shower i crept
Turns out it wansn't
the crumbs t'were unpleasant
But rather the lather. I wept!



(will that work?) ;)

[lapietra]

'Tis the witching hour. All are asleep

[Hyakujo's Fox]

'Tis the witching hour. All are asleep
In the darkness I hear something creep

[lapietra]

'Tis the witching hour. All are asleep
In the darkness I hear something creep
Up my back runs a shiver

[Hyakujo's Fox]

'Tis the witching hour. All are asleep
In the darkness I hear something creep
Up my back runs a shiver
I sense something quiver

[weissenflatz]

'Tis the witching hour. All are asleep
In the darkness I hear something creep
Up my back runs a shiver
I sense something quiver
So I hide under bed, and just weep

[straymonk]

Memorial Day is nearly upon us

[Smartypants]

Memorial Day is nearly upon us
Tell me how will you spend it, be honest





LOL! Straymonk! :mad: Do you have a book you consult called "Things That Don't Rhyme With Anything Else" or do these just come to you? :p

[weissenflatz]

Memorial Day is nearly upon us
Tell me how will you spend it, be honest
will you go out and have fun

[Audreyvgs]

Memorial Day is nearly upon us
Tell me how will you spend it, be honest
will you go out and have fun
ignore work to be done?

[weissenflatz]

Memorial Day is nearly upon us
Tell me how will you spend it, be honest
will you go out and have fun
ignore work to be done?
I'll go into town and kick ass!

[straymonk]

Hooliganism can be so much fun

[lapietra]

Hooliganism can be so much fun
There's just no end to the things to be done

[Smartypants]

Hooliganism can be so much fun
There's just no end to the things to be done
With some rope and grape jelly

[lapietra]

Hooliganism can be so much fun
There's just no end to the things to be done
With some rope and grape jelly
And scripts from the telly

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Hooliganism can be so much fun
There's just no end to the things to be done
With some rope and grape jelly
And scripts from the telly
We will plaster some parked cars and run

[lapietra]

A date with Hyakujo's Fox

[Hyakujo's Fox]

A date with Hyakujo's Fox
is when opportunity knocks

[madasacutsnake]

A date with Hyakujo's Fox
is when opportunity knocks
He always makes you go dutch :-(

[Audreyvgs]

A date with Hyakujo's Fox
is when opportunity knocks
He always makes you go dutch :-(
cause food costs so much

[lapietra]

A date with Hyakujo's Fox
is when opportunity knocks
He always makes you go dutch :-(
cause food costs so much
but makes up for it with the way he [CENSORED], [CENSORED], and [CENSORED].

[Willow Sylph]

Two girls proposed to MoN

[lapietra]

Two girls proposed to MoN
They asked him again and again

[Willow Sylph]

Two girls proposed to MoN
They asked him again and again
Yet he disbelieved

[Audreyvgs]

Two girls proposed to MoN
They asked him again and again
Yet he disbelieved
because he perceived

[weissenflatz]

Two girls proposed to MoN
They asked him again and again
Yet he disbelieved
because he perceived
they were just leading him on

[Willow Sylph]

Originally posted by weissenflatz
Two girls proposed to MoN
They asked him again and again
Yet he disbelieved
because he perceived
they were just leading him on Nevah!
(okay, now back to our regularly scheduled program...)

[Willow Sylph]

It's hot an I'm hungry right now

[Smartypants]

It's hot an I'm hungry right now
So famished I could eat a cow

[Aphrodite]

It's hot an I'm hungry right now
So famished I could eat a cow
But I am a vegan

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It's hot an I'm hungry right now
So famished I could eat a cow
But I am a vegan
It's plants that I'm seekin'

[Audreyvgs]

It's hot an I'm hungry right now
So famished I could eat a cow
But I am a vegan
It's plants that I'm seekin'
shaped like beef, fish and maybe some sow

[madasacutsnake]

Vegans are incredibly shapist

[funkytuba]

Vegans are incredibly shapist
and more so when also a papist

[weissenflatz]

Vegans are incredibly shapist
and more so when also a papist
starts telling them how

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Vegans are incredibly shapist
and more so when also a papist
starts telling them how
there's no holy cow

[weissenflatz]

Vegans are incredibly shapist
and more so when also a papist
starts telling them how
there's no holy cow
to be torn apart like a rapist

[Klynne]

Whilst I was off on a long vacation

[funkytuba]

Whilst I was off on a long vacation
The thread that I guard lost its station

[weissenflatz]

Whilst I was off on a long vacation
The thread that I guard lost its station
So when I came back

[Coffee]

Whilst I was off on a long vacation
The thread that I guard lost its station
So when I came back
I typed like a hack

[Spicy Jack]

Whilst I was off on a long vacation
The thread that I guard lost its station
So when I came back
I typed like a hack
And became King of Monkey Nation

[lapietra]

I really need to go to bed

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I really need to go to bed
And let some dreams into my head

[lapietra]

I really need to go to bed
And let some dreams into my head
About friends I've not met

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I really need to go to bed
And let some dreams into my head
About friends I've not met
If you don't count the net

[Audreyvgs]

I really need to go to bed
And let some dreams into my head
About friends I've not met
If you don't count the net
cause real people I know cause me dread

[weissenflatz]

there once was an eagle from Poland

[Spicy Jack]

there once was an eagle from Poland
whos eye had gone shut and was swollen

[Smartypants]

there once was an eagle from Poland
whose eye had gone shut and was swollen
which ought to prove something

[Audreyvgs]

there once was an eagle from Poland
whose eye had gone shut and was swollen
which ought to prove something
like don't eat the dumplings

[Spicy Jack]

there once was an eagle from Poland
whose eye had gone shut and was swollen
which ought to prove something
like don't eat the dumplings
that look like something from your colon

[dinzdale]

When shaving your parts for a dare

[Spicy Jack]

When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there

[Smartypants]

When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
Learn from Spicy's experience

[dinzdale]

When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
and keep your hand steady

[Spicy Jack]

When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
Learn from Spicy's experience
on how to keep your appearance


When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
and keep your hand steady
let me know when your ready

[dinzdale]

When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
Learn from Spicy's experience
on how to keep your appearance
so fresh, so clean and so bare



When shaving your parts for a dare
make sure you use lather down there
and keep your hand steady
let me know when your ready
Oh look! It's so cute with no hair!

[Spicy Jack]

Dinzdale is losing his mind

[dinzdale]

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind

[Spicy Jack]

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease

[dinzdale]

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese

[Smartypants]

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese
Their gender won't let him unwind!

[Spicy Jack]

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese
But Dinz is still a great find

[lapietra]

Dinzdale is losing his mind
driven mad by women unkind
they taunt and they tease
and scarf all his cheese
and pinch him on his behind

[Klynne]

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse

[Smartypants]

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse
He once was so macho

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse
He once was so macho
He now sips gazpacho

[Audreyvgs]

Dinzdale is off to the nuthouse
Went berserk when he saw a wee mouse
He once was so macho
He now sips gazpacho
wears taffeta, and waltzes to Strauss

[straymonk]

A waltzing sock puppet went by

[funkytuba]

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye

[dinzdale]

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye
his footwork was flashy

[trisherina]

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye
his footwork was flashy
though really quite trashy

[dinzdale]

A waltzing sock puppet went by
it waltzed with a tear near its eye
his footwork was flashy
though really quite trashy
in mini skirt slit to the thigh

[trisherina]

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time

[dinzdale]

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime

[funkytuba]

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime
how cute! flights of fancy

[dinzdale]

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime
how cute! flights of fancy
Oh to live like King Spatny!

[funkytuba]

Herr Dinzdale has so much free time
on his yacht, drinking vodka and lime
how cute! flights of fancy
Oh to live like King Spatny!
is such an unvictimless crime

[lapietra]

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with

[dinzdale]

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph

[funkytuba]

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph
in Vegas they'll play

[straymonk]

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph
in Vegas they'll play
the slots night and day

[zenbabe]

Our Dinz is so much fun to play with
cavorting with La's, Spice and Will Sylph
in Vegas they'll play
the slots night and day
And hopefully find a nice Milf

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks

[funkytuba]

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix

[deirdregurl]

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix
rolls in the hay

[weissenflatz]

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix
rolls in the hay
but then the next day

[Audreyvgs]

Tried to teach an old dog some new tricks
to put some new moves in the mix
rolls in the hay
but then the next day
my underwear's covered with sticks

[Gatsby]

My tummy is rumbly today

[dinzdale]

My yummy is rumbly today
So dont be alarmed when I say:

[funkytuba]

My yummy is rumbly today
So dont be alarmed when I say:
that my gross flatulence
could inflate a few tents

[straymonk]

My tummy is rumbly today
So dont be alarmed when I say:
that my gross flatulence
could inflate a few tents
So you'll know, downwind's that a'way.

[funkytuba]

My statements are glib and precise

[deirdregurl]

My statements are glib and precise
Very quick and twice as nice

[zenbabe]

My statements are glib and precise
Very quick and twice as nice
Though I mean what I say

[deirdregurl]

My statements are glib and precise
Very quick and twice as nice
Though I mean what I say
More often than not, "Nay!"

[funkytuba]

My statements are glib and precise
Very quick and twice as nice
Though I mean what I say
More often than not, "Nay!"
Verbosity's not worth the price

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a man who was twisted

[dinzdale]

There once was a man who was twisted
whose friends (some ze-monkeys) insisted

[weissenflatz]

There once was a man who was twisted
whose friends (some ze-monkeys) insisted
to fry up his brain

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a man who was twisted
whose friends (some ze-monkeys) insisted
to fry up his brain
a freaky quatrain

[funkytuba]

There once was a man who was twisted
whose friends (some ze-monkeys) insisted
to fry up his brain
a freaky quatrain
t'were glad when he ceased and desisted

[Smartypants]

Do not, friends, assume from my absence

[weissenflatz]

Do not, friends, assume from my absence
that this lim'rick will be free of non-sense

[Audreyvgs]

Do not, friends, assume from my absence
that this lim'rick will be free of non-sense
maintain your pentameter

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Do not, friends, assume from my absence
that this lim'rick will be free of non-sense
maintain your pentameter
don't rhyme like no amateur

[ambo]

Do not, friends, assume from my absence
that this lim'rick will be free of non-sense
maintain your pentameter
don't rhyme like no amateur
and for god's sake, come down off that fence

[straymonk]

They throw tomatoes when you suck

[ambo]

They throw tomatoes when you suck
Which hit you if you do not duck

[Hyakujo's Fox]

They throw tomatoes when you suck
Which hit you if you do not duck
They will stain all your shirts

[Audreyvgs]

They throw tomatoes when you suck
Which hit you if you do not duck
They will stain all your shirts
with horrible squirts

[funkytuba]

They throw tomatoes when you suck
Which hit you if you do not duck
They will stain all your shirts
with horrible squirts
but you'll survive if you're in luck

[weissenflatz]

When Monkeys do monkey in Vegas

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When Monkeys do monkey in Vegas
Soon Monkeys will do things outrageous

[zenbabe]

When Monkeys do monkey in Vegas
Soon Monkeys will do things outrageous
When you mix in the drink

[funkytuba]

When Monkeys do monkey in Vegas
Soon Monkeys will do things outrageous
When you mix in the drink
add a measure of kink

[trisherina]

When Monkeys do monkey in Vegas
Soon Monkeys will do things outrageous
When you mix in the drink
add a measure of kink
The pics will be quite advantageous!

[funkytuba]

When posting some Vegas photography

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When posting some Vegas photography
We've no int'rest in the geography

[weissenflatz]

When posting some Vegas photography
We've no int'rest in the geography
just show us the corny

[Blue]

and make us all horny

[daverbee]

When posting some Vegas photography
We've no int'rest in the geography
just show us the corny
and make us all horny
with lots of cute showgirl topography.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When the last of your cash has been spent

[weissenflatz]

When the last of your cash has been spent
Zilch left for booze, neither for rent

[daverbee]

When the last of your cash has been spent
Zilch left for booze, neither for rent
With creditors foreclosin'

[funkytuba]

When posting some Vegas photography
We've no int'rest in the geography
just show us the corny
and make us all horny
with lots of cute showgirl topography.

Bravo!

[funkytuba]

When the last of your cash has been spent
Zilch left for booze, neither for rent
With creditors foreclosin'
you'll feel you've been chosen

[lapietra]

When the last of your cash has been spent
Zilch left for booze, neither for rent
With creditors foreclosin'
you'll feel you've been chosen
to travel the world with a tent.

[Klynne]

Traveling the world in a tent

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Traveling the world in a tent
I found that where ever I went

[Klynne]

Traveling the world in a tent
I found that where ever I went
That people would come

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Traveling the world in a tent
I found that where ever I went
That people would come
And call me a bum

[straymonk]

Traveling the world in a tent
I found that where ever I went
That people would come
And call me a bum
Though I saved a bundle on rent

[weissenflatz]

There once was a landlord from Dallas

[Smartypants]

There once was a landlord from Dallas
WHo loved to show tenants his phallus

[weissenflatz]

There once was a landlord from Dallas
Who loved to show tenants his phallus
at once they would pay

[Klynne]

There once was a landlord from Dallas
Who loved to show tenants his phallus
at once they would pay
to make it go away

[funkytuba]

There once was a landlord from Dallas
Who loved to show tenants his phallus
at once they would pay
to make it go away
and now Dinz is alone in his palace

[Klynne]

Originally posted by funkytuba
There once was a landlord from Dallas
Who loved to show tenants his phallus
at once they would pay
to make it go away
and now Dinz is alone in his palace

hahaha

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When Dinz is sitting on his throne

[Klynne]

When Dinz is sitting on his throne
Some how he thinks hes alone

[Smartypants]

When Dinz is sitting on his throne
Some how he thinks hes alone
With Sears' catalog

[Klynne]

When Dinz is sitting on his throne
Some how he thinks hes alone
With Sears' catalog

[ambo]

When Dinz is sitting on his throne
Some how he thinks hes alone
With Sears' catalog
And a pitcher of grog

[Smartypants]

When Dinz is sitting on his throne
Some how he thinks hes alone
With Sears' catalog
And a pitcher of grog
From his manties he pulls out his bone.

[straymonk]

Tight manties can cut circulation

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Tight manties can cut circulation
And result in emasculation

[lapietra]

Tight manties can cut circulation
And result in emasculation
Boxer briefs are much nicer

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Tight manties can cut circulation
And result in emasculation
Boxer briefs are much nicer
and might just entice 'er

[lapietra]

Tight manties can cut circulation
And result in emasculation
Boxer briefs are much nicer
and might just entice 'er
to indulge in naughty temptation

[Hyakujo's Fox]

While sailing solo around the world

[weissenflatz]

While sailing solo around the world
out of my dingy I was hurled

[Hyakujo's Fox]

While sailing solo around the world
out of my dingy I was hurled
I washed up in Tahiti

[Audreyvgs]

While sailing solo around the world
out of my dingy I was hurled
I washed up in Tahiti
and found a new sweetie

[Spicy Jack]

While sailing solo around the world
out of my dingy I was hurled
I washed up in Tahiti
and found a new sweetie
and right there my big mast unfurled

:D

[funkytuba]

My moo-cow won't go down the stairs

[Spicy Jack]

My moo-cow won't go down the stairs
because shes afraid of black bears

[Klynne]

My moo-cow won't go down the stairs
because shes afraid of black bears
They sit and they wait

[Aphrodite]

My moo-cow won't go down the stairs
because shes afraid of black bears
They sit and they wait
below the stair gate

[Audreyvgs]

My moo-cow won't go down the stairs
because shes afraid of black bears
They sit and they wait
below the stair gate
they keep trying to sample her wares

[funkytuba]

that last one was udderly silly

[Smartypants]

that last one was udderly silly
That'll "teat"chya to rhyme willy-nilly

[funkytuba]

that last one was udderly silly
That'll teatchya to rhyme willy-nilly
such mischeif erratic

[Smartypants]

that last one was udderly silly
That'll teatchya to rhyme willy-nilly
such mischeif erratic
prhooves quite problematic

[clipmgr]

Originally posted by Smartypants
that last one was udderly silly
That'll teatchya to rhyme willy-nilly
such mischeif erratic
prhooves quite problematic

'cuz was really a goat name of Billy.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I once was dating a vampire

[yudaho]

I once was dating a vampire
who demanded my necklines be empire

[Audreyvgs]

I once was dating a vampire
who demanded my necklines be empire
to cover the scars

[Klynne]

I once was dating a vampire
who demanded my necklines be empire
to cover the scars
he fed me mars bars

[Audreyvgs]

I once was dating a vampire
who demanded my necklines be empire
to cover the scars
he fed me mars bars
with graham crackers over a campfire

[zenbabe]

I eat lots of yum chicken wings

[Audreyvgs]

I eat lots of yum chicken wings
I just can't stop eating these things!

[Klynne]

I eat lots of yum chicken wings
I just can't stop eating these things!
you are what you eat

[Audreyvgs]

I eat lots of yum chicken wings
I just can't stop eating these things!
you are what you eat
now I can't see my feet

[Klynne]

I eat lots of yum chicken wings
I just can't stop eating these things!
you are what you eat
now I can't see my feet
upon which I wear my toe rings

[weissenflatz]

I just bought a CD from the Platters

[daverbee]

I just bought a CD from the Platters
Old time rock n' roll is what matters

[funkytuba]

I just bought a CD from the Platters
Old time rock n' roll is what matters
I'll twist and gyrate

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I just bought a CD from the Platters
Old time rock n' roll is what matters
I'll twist and gyrate
And swing like a gate

[funkytuba]

I just bought a CD from the Platters
Old time rock n' roll is what matters
I'll twist and gyrate
And swing like a gate
until on the wall my brain spatters

[straymonk]

Funk's grey matter feels kind of sticky

[funkytuba]

Funk's grey matter feels kind of sticky
he spun around slightly too quickie

[weissenflatz]

Funk's grey matter feels kind of sticky
he spun around slightly too quickie
his head burst open

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Funk's grey matter feels kind of sticky
he spun around slightly too quickie
his head burst open
It's no use mopin'

[madasacutsnake]

Funk's grey matter feels kind of sticky
he spun around slightly too quickie
his head burst open
It's no use mopin'
He's just happy he's still got his dicky

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I sat and got drunk by the river

[Smartypants]

I sat and got drunk by the river
With no care what it meant to my liver

[weissenflatz]

I sat and got drunk by the river
With no care what it meant to my liver
Then I shouted out loud

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I sat and got drunk by the river
With no care what it meant to my liver
Then I shouted out loud
I'm pissed and I'm proud

[weissenflatz]

I sat and got drunk by the river
With no care what it meant to my liver
Then I shouted out loud
I'm pissed and I'm proud
'Cause my love wants my heart and I'll give her

[madasacutsnake]

I sat and got stoned by the lake

[funkytuba]

I sat and got stoned by the lake
till from munchies my belly did ache

[lapietra]

I sat and got stoned by the lake
till from munchies my belly did ache
Then I stumbled around

[funkytuba]

I sat and got stoned by the lake
till from munchies my belly did ache
Then I stumbled around
and some cheetos I found

[lapietra]

I sat and got stoned by the lake
till from munchies my belly did ache
Then I stumbled around
and some cheetos I found
And of the whole bag I did partake. :)




mmmmmm...... cheeto fingers....

[straymonk]

There once was a girl with yellow fingers

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a girl with yellow fingers
She looked a bit like Martina Hingis

[weissenflatz]

There once was a girl with yellow fingers
She looked a bit like Martina Hingis
when licking her paws

[Klynne]

There once was a girl with yellow fingers
She looked a bit like Martina Hingis
when licking her paws
she would bare her claws

[zenbabe]

There once was a girl with yellow fingers
She looked a bit like Martina Hingis
when licking her paws
she would bare her claws
and noticed how the smell of smoke lingers

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It will take quite some time to forget

[chuckie egg]

It will take quite some time to forget
the day I took Pooch to the vet

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It will take quite some time to forget
the day I took Pooch to the vet
Poochy got excited

[straymonk]

It will take quite some time to forget
the day I took Pooch to the vet
Poochy got excited
his bladder was incited

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It will take quite some time to forget
the day I took Pooch to the vet
Poochy got excited
his bladder was incited
and the vet, I regret, ended wet

[lapietra]

I can't seem to get myself started

[weissenflatz]

I can't seem to get myself started
can't keep from writing down 'farted'

[slurpeedemon]

I can't seem to get myself started
can't keep from writing down 'farted'
This wretched compulsion

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I can't seem to get myself started
can't keep from writing down 'farted'
This wretched compulsion
to inspire revulsion

[zenbabe]

I can't seem to get myself started
can't keep from writing down 'farted'
This wretched compulsion
to inspire revulsion
inspired when my butt cheeks soon parted

[dinzdale]

Zenbabe's in love with her butt

[lapietra]

Zenbabe's in love with her butt
And who can blame her. :p

[rapscalious rob]

Zenbabe's in love with her butt
And who can blame her. :p
It is a bubble

[lapietra]

Zenbabe's in love with her butt
And who can blame her.
It is a bubble
extremalee CUTE

[rapscalious rob]

Zenbabe's in love with her butt
And who can blame her.
It is a bubble
extremalee CUTE
it gets her in trouble, that patoot

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Zenbabe and her butt were out walking

[dinzdale]

Zenbabe and her butt were out walking
When Zen thought she her her butt talking

[daverbee]

Zenbabe and her butt were out walking
When Zen thought she heard her butt talking
It said, "Slow down, girl!"

[dinzdale]

Zenbabe and her butt were out walking
When Zen thought she heard her butt talking
It said, "Slow down, girl!"
"Move your hips, make me swirl"

[lapietra]

Zenbabe and her butt were out walking
When Zen thought she heard her butt talking
It said, "Slow down, girl!"
"Move your hips, make me swirl"
So she did, and soon the world was gawking

[straymonk]

That girl can shake her tail feather

[Hyakujo's Fox]

That girl can shake her tail feather
in corduroy, denim or leather

[madasacutsnake]

That girl can shake her tail feather
in corduroy, denim or leather
But put her in silk

[Audreyvgs]

That girl can shake her tail feather
in corduroy, denim or leather
But put her in silk
and girls of her ilk

[Aphrodite]

That girl can shake her tail feather
in corduroy, denim or leather
But put her in silk
and girls of her ilk
will turn it to rope for a tether

[madasacutsnake]

There's a fine line between pleasure and pain

[dinzdale]

There's a fine line 'tween pleasure and pain
It's what makes me do it again

[Aphrodite]

There's a fine line 'tween pleasure and pain
It's what makes me do it again
I wonder if THIS time

[Audreyvgs]

There's a fine line 'tween pleasure and pain
It's what makes me do it again
I wonder if THIS time
I can try not to whine

[dinzdale]

There's a fine line 'tween pleasure and pain
It's what makes me do it again
I wonder if THIS time
I can try not to whine
When she tattoos my butt with her cane

[lapietra]

Oh where and oh where is catbelly?

[Audreyvgs]

Oh where and oh where is catbelly?
She's in Canada, watching the telly!
She's tired of our verse,
Zero's thoughts make her terse,
and razor and fodder are smelly.






:eek: It was Audrey. Blame Audrey, Only Audrey. It's Audrey's doing, she's going to hell on a scholarship now! That Audrey is one mean peri-menopausal son of a three titted whore from Alabama. Yup.

[lapietra]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

No, she's not. :p (Miz Auds, I mean. catbelly very well may be where you say...)

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Oh where and oh where is catbelly?
She's in Canada, watching the telly!
She's tired of our verse,
Zero's thoughts make her terse,
and razor and fodder are smelly.






:eek: It was Audrey. Blame Audrey, Only Audrey. It's Audrey's doing, she's going to hell on a scholarship now! That Audrey is one mean peri-menopausal son of a three titted whore from Alabama. Yup.

MY HERO!!!:D

[Audreyvgs]

:p