communal limericks

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by lapietra
Zenbabe and her butt were out walking
When Zen thought she heard her butt talking
It said, "Slow down, girl!"
"Move your hips, make me swirl"
So she did, and soon the world was gawking

when did this happen?? :eek:

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Oh where and oh where is catbelly?
She's in Canada, watching the telly!
She's tired of our verse,
Zero's thoughts make her terse,
and razor and fodder are smelly.






:eek: It was Audrey. Blame Audrey, Only Audrey. It's Audrey's doing, she's going to hell on a scholarship now! That Audrey is one mean peri-menopausal son of a three titted whore from Alabama. Yup.


JHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

[zenbabe]

To find her just be a lil off color

[lapietra]

To find her just be a lil off color
And we will, 'cos there's so much to tell her!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Oh where and oh where is catbelly?
She's in Canada, watching the telly!
She's tired of our verse,
Zero's thoughts make her terse,
and razor and fodder are smelly.






:eek: It was Audrey. Blame Audrey, Only Audrey. It's Audrey's doing, she's going to hell on a scholarship now! That Audrey is one mean peri-menopausal son of a three titted whore from Alabama. Yup.

Yes, but you're my favorite mean, peri- etc. etc. etc. ;) :D :)

[Audreyvgs]

awww, and I thought i was goanna get jumped on with many feet!


:rolleyes:

[Hyakujo's Fox]

To find her just be a lil off color
And we will, 'cos there's so much to tell her!
We've got buckets of news

[Audreyvgs]

To find her just be a lil off color
And we will, 'cos there's so much to tell her!
We've got buckets of news
and some threads you could use

[Hyakujo's Fox]

To find her just be a lil off color
And we will, 'cos there's so much to tell her!
We've got buckets of news
and some threads you could use
plus we think we've found your umbrella

[lapietra]

he's such an adorable fox

[zenbabe]

he's such an adorable fox
though at rhyming the fox kind of sox

[lapietra]

he's such an adorable fox
though at rhyming the fox kind of sox
he's real good at haiku

[zenbabe]

he's such an adorable fox
though at rhyming the fox kind of sox
he's real good at haiku
and talkings of poo

[Audreyvgs]

he's such an adorable fox
though at rhyming the fox kind of sox
he's real good at haiku
and talkings of poo
but a thousand times better than Weissenheimerfarzenflaxenexpialibotox

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
he's such an adorable fox
though at rhyming the fox kind of sox
he's real good at haiku
and talkings of poo
but a thousand times better than Weissenheimerfarzenflaxenexpialibotox


hahahhahha! :p :D

[madasacutsnake]

I made my boss cry when I said "I quit"

[weissenflatz]

I made my boss cry when I said "I quit"
then he sat on my desk and had a good shit

[Frieda]

I made my boss cry when I said "I quit"
then he sat on my desk and had a good shit
dark, brown and stinky

[zenbabe]

I made my boss cry when I said "I quit"
then he sat on my desk and had a good shit
dark, brown and stinky
Then he whipped out his binky

[Aphrodite]

I made my boss cry when I said "I quit"
then he sat on my desk and had a good shit
dark, brown and stinky
Then he whipped out his binky
a soother used by a useless tit.

[mcnoo]

i had a large spot on my arse

[Hyakujo's Fox]

and I'm accused of talking of poo...


(and that is NOT part of a limerick... :p)

[RuneT]

i had a large spot on my arse
I could swear it's the size of Mars

[Aphrodite]

i had a large spot on my arse
I could swear it's the size of Mars
now its become smaller

[madasacutsnake]

i had a large spot on my arse
I could swear it's the size of Mars
now its become smaller
with an unusual pallor

[weissenflatz]

i had a large spot on my arse
I could swear it's the size of Mars
now it's become smaller
with an unusual pallor
the ooze I squeezed in two jars

[RuneT]

I hat when you do that thing

[Audreyvgs]

I hat when you do that thing
leave the e's off of words when you sing

[zenbabe]

I hat when you do that thing
leave the e's off of words when you sing
just forget all the vowels

[madasacutsnake]

I hat when you do that thing
leave the e's off of words when you sing
just forget all the vowels
'nd spk nly lyk *wls

[Audreyvgs]

I hat when you do that thing
leave the e's off of words when you sing
just forget all the vowels
'nd spk nly lyk *wls
'nd c h@w mvch P@@ yw cn fl!ng

[madasacutsnake]

Smarty spat drink on his keyboard

[Smartypants]

Smarty spat drink on his keyboard
After reading a monkey rhyme, he roared

[Audreyvgs]

Smarty spat drink on his keyboard
After reading a monkey rhyme, he roared
his roommate rushed in

[zenbabe]

Smarty spat drink on his keyboard
After reading a monkey rhyme, he roared
his roommate rushed in
And refilled his Gin

[Audreyvgs]

Smarty spat drink on his keyboard
After reading a monkey rhyme, he roared
his roommate rushed in
And refilled his Gin
while Smart posted those rules we ignored

[Smartypants]

I never know how I should start these,

[weissenflatz]

I never know how I should start these,
Sometimes I recline, have a bit of cheese

[Audreyvgs]

I never know how I should start these,
Sometimes I recline, have a bit of cheese
I freeverse and then

[RuneT]

I never know how I should start these,
Sometimes I recline, have a bit of cheese
I freeverse and then
grab firmly around my pen

[Audreyvgs]

I never know how I should start these,
Sometimes I recline, have a bit of cheese
I freeverse and then
grab firmly around my pen
squeeze it, and alliterate my wheeze.

[madasacutsnake]

My mother gives me the shits

[zenbabe]

My mother gives me the shits
And also these pretty small tits

[madasacutsnake]

My mother gives me the shits
And also these pretty small tits
Huh? These are DD

[zenbabe]

My mother gives me the shits
And also these pretty small tits
Huh? These are DD
And here's me with a small B

[madasacutsnake]

My mother gives me the shits
And also these pretty small tits
Huh? These are DD
And here's me with a small B
How on earth do you find bras to fit?

[zenbabe]

They make them in dif sizes you know

[madasacutsnake]

They make them in dif sizes you know
But they all make my tits hang low

[zenbabe]

They make them in dif sizes you know
But they all make my tits hang low
I don't think it's the bra

[madasacutsnake]

They make them in dif sizes you know
But they all make my tits hang low
I don't think it's the bra
Have they fallen so far?!

[zenbabe]

They make them in dif sizes you know
But they all make my tits hang low
I don't think it's the bra
Have they fallen so far?!
It's all just a gravity show!

[madasacutsnake]

I think perhaps surgery's the answer

[weissenflatz]

I think perhaps surgery's the answer
and go back being a pole dancer

[Aphrodite]

I think perhaps surgery's the answer
and go back being a pole dancer
a silicone shake

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I think perhaps surgery's the answer
and go back being a pole dancer
a silicone shake
and dollars I'll make

[Coffee]

I think perhaps surgery's the answer
and go back being a pole dancer
a silicone shake
and dollars I'll make
from a quick visit with the enhancer

[zenbabe]

Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?

[Smartypants]

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.

[zenbabe]

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.
I'll need some help with my liver

[trisherina]

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.
I'll need some help with my liver
And my hands might both shiver,

[zenbabe]

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.
I'll need some help with my liver
And my hands might both shiver,
But it looks like your breast's are benign

[Smartypants]

LOL!

[madasacutsnake]

I really am sick of starting these off

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff

[Smartypants]

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled
and my X has been filed

[Smartypants]

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled
and my X has been filed
Just don't touch my remote. Hey! Hands off!

[Smartypants]

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.

[madasacutsnake]

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled
and my X has been filed
Just don't touch my remote. Hey! Hands off!

OMG Excellent!

[madasacutsnake]

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.
Don't infer I'm a p*ssy you old fart!

[Coffee]

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.
Don't infer I'm a p*ssy you old fart!
Just cuz she's got one

[Audreyvgs]

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.
Don't infer I'm a p*ssy you old fart!
Just cuz she's got one
doesn't mean that she's dumb

[Smartypants]

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.
Don't infer I'm a p*ssy you old fart!
Just cuz she's got one
doesn't mean that she's dumb
(Though it don't prove for sure that she's smart.)

:p

[Smartypants]

Uh-oh, Weiss has taught Snake to count syll'bles! :eek:

[madasacutsnake]

Uh-oh, Weiss has taught Snake to count syll'bles!
From a clog wog I learned nix tangible!

[Smartypants]

Uh-oh, Weiss has taught Snake to count syll'bles!
From a clog wog I learned nix tangible!
We could recommend lessons (http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4935)




:p

[madasacutsnake]

Uh-oh, Weiss has taught Snake to count syll'bles!
From a clog wog I learned nix tangible!
We could recommend lessons
Stick them in your successions!

[Smartypants]

Uh-oh, Weiss has taught Snake to count syll'bles!
From a clog wog I learned nix tangible!
We could recommend lessons
Stick them in your successions!
Oh look see how she hates when I quibble!

[madasacutsnake]

Queerily quoth the quibbly queen

[Audreyvgs]

Queerily quoth the quibbly queen
"off with their heads! But I'm not mean!"

[zenbabe]

Queerily quoth the quibbly queen
"off with their heads! But I'm not mean!"
But since I make the rules

[Smartypants]

Queerily quoth the quibbly queen
"off with their heads! But I'm not mean!
But since I make the rules
I shall suffer no fools"

[madasacutsnake]

Queerily quoth the quibbly queen
"off with their heads! But I'm not mean!
But since I make the rules
I shall suffer no fools"
And I'll bump my thread till they're seen!

[rapscalious rob]

There once was a curious duchess

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a curious duchess
who thought that she knew much less

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a curious duchess
who thought that she knew much less
than a fine lady should

[Coffee]

There once was a curious duchess
who thought that she knew much less
than a fine lady should.
She was born in the woods

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a curious duchess
who thought that she knew much less
than a fine lady should.
She was born in the woods
and found that refinement caused stress

[Coffee]

I left my shoes outside in the cold

[madasacutsnake]

I left my shoes outside in the cold
And now I can see a curious fold

[Audreyvgs]

I left my shoes outside in the cold
And now I can see a curious fold
when they melt it will pinch

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I left my shoes outside in the cold
And now I can see a curious fold
when they melt it will pinch
cos they'll shrink by an inch

[dinzdale]

I left my shoes outside in the cold
And now I can see a curious fold
when they melt it will pinch
cos they'll shrink by an inch
or some I'm reliably told

[RuneT]

I seem to have lost myself lately

[Coffee]

I seem to have lost myself lately
and I sure do miss myself greatly

[madasacutsnake]

I seem to have lost myself lately
and I sure do miss myself greatly
I seek me here

[Aphrodite]

I seem to have lost myself lately
and I sure do miss myself greatly
I seek me here
Where I tread without fear

[Coffee]

I seem to have lost myself lately
and I sure do miss myself greatly
I seek me here
Where I tread without fear
and my tracts are sometimes quite stately.

[madasacutsnake]

Never mind you, where's Smarty? :(

[zenbabe]

Never mind you, where's Smarty?
Since he is always the life of the party! :D

[madasacutsnake]

Never mind you, where's Smarty? :(
Since he is always the life of the party! :D
I messed with his rules :(

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Never mind you, where's Smarty? :(
Since he is always the life of the party! :D
I messed with his rules :(
That he wrote for us fools ;)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Never mind you, where's Smarty?
Since he is always the life of the party!
I messed with his rules
That he wrote for us fools
who aspire to join the literati

[RuneT]

now where the hell is the screwdriver

[Aphrodite]

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer

[joppa.gal]

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer
my brilliant blonde wife

[Smartypants]

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer
my brilliant blonde wife
nearly cost me my life

[Coffee]

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer
my brilliant blonde wife
nearly cost me my life
thinking I'm some fvcking McGyver

[madasacutsnake]

McGyver makes me hot said Selma

[Hyakujo's Fox]

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er

[nycwriters]

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er
rubber bands and some tin foil

[dinzdale]

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er
rubber bands and some tin foil
makeshift IUD coil

[RuneT]

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er
rubber bands and some tin foil
makeshift IUD coil
made a self igniting hash pipe but don't tell ma

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There's a nice little place I have found

[Aphrodite]

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground
Go down through the sewer

[Coffee]

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground
Go down through the sewer
Bring stuff from the brewer

[joppa.gal]

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground
Go down through the sewer
Bring stuff from the brewer
If we're lucky we'll never be found!

[joppa.gal]

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-

[Coffee]

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets

[Hyakujo's Fox]

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets
They say bears can smell fear

[Coffee]

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets
They say bears can smell fear
but from shit they stay clear

[mcnoo]

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets
They say bears can smell fear
but from shit they stay clear
I may be safe, but i'll stink for weeks

[madasacutsnake]

I've never seen a bear in manties

[joppa.gal]

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*

[zenbabe]

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair

[Smartypants]

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear

[Coffee]

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear
would look silly in something so scanty.

[Smartypants]

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear
would look silly in something so scanty.

The animals I know wear leather

[Audreyvgs]

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear
would look silly in something so scanty.

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather

[dinzdale]

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather
and tie me up tightly

[zenbabe]

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather
and tie me up tightly
the spankings are nightly

[Smartypants]

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather
and tie me up tightly
the spankings are nightly,
and lots more often if there's hot weather.

[funkytuba]

The cold time of year can be worse

[joppa.gal]

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse

[Audreyvgs]

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse
It gives me taut tits

[funkytuba]

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse
It gives me taut tits
and shrinks my naughty bits

[daverbee]

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse
It gives me taut tits
and shrinks my naughty bits
And makes for quite interesting verse.

[funkytuba]

The bruise on the bridge of her nose

[Audreyvgs]

The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose

[dinzdale]

The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose
on her hands and her knees

[Audreyvgs]

The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose
on her hands and her knees
just trying to please

[dinzdale]

The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose
on her hands and her knees
just trying to please
and holding a dick with her toes.

[Klynne]

While holding a dick with her toes

[Audreyvgs]

While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose

[joppa.gal]

While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose
She screamed when she saw

[funkytuba]

While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose
She screamed when she saw
it approaching her jaw

[dinzdale]

While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose
She screamed when she saw
it approaching her jaw
Dodged, missed and it rammed up her nose

[Spicy Jack]

In her nose, the dick did get stuck

[lapietra]

In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck

[Gatsby]

In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck
As thoughts she lost

[Audreyvgs]

In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck
As thoughts she lost
at no real cost

[zenbabe]

In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck
As thoughts she lost
at no real cost
she thought 'wow', what a mind fvck!


:eek:

[zenbabe]

The lady that's out in her car

[joppa.gal]

The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre!

[dinzdale]

The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre!
She freaky and wild

[Gatsby]

The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre!
She freaky and wild
Like Dubya's child

[Audreyvgs]

The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre!
She freaky and wild
Like Dubya's child
when she's out at a bar!

[Aphrodite]

The waitress says its Last Call

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all

[Coffee]

The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all
to make up for lost time

[Gatsby]

The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all
to make up for lost time
salt tequila and lime

[Audreyvgs]

The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all
to make up for lost time
salt tequila and lime
and 10 bucks to get her to stall

[Gatsby]

tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR

[zenbabe]

tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR

[Gatsby]

tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR
i JusT feLL oFf my ChaIR

[zenbabe]

tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR
i JusT feLL oFf my ChaIR
aNd raN oUt oF AiR

[Aphrodite]

tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR
i JusT feLL oFf my ChaIR
aNd raN oUt oF AiR
So oF My doMain, I'm Not maSter

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The reason I have had my success

[Zaftig]

The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts

[AllegroNg]

The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts
If you give me a pin

[Zaftig]

The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts
If you give me a pin
I'll pop in a whim

[daverbee]

The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts
If you give me a pin
I'll pop in a whim
and make a big mess on my best vest.

[sparticle]

I wonder why cookies are round

[trisherina]

I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned

[Aphrodite]

I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned
So they'll float in the glass?

[daverbee]

I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned
So they'll float in the glass?
Making an easier repast?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned
So they'll float in the glass?
Making an easier repast?
O Cookie you're a snack most profound

[sparticle]

"That bugger made off with my purse!"

[zenbabe]

"That bugger made off with my purse!"
"I am in need of a MAD NURSE!"

[madasacutsnake]

"That bugger made off with my purse!"
"I am in need of a MAD NURSE!"
I'm Mad and I'm free

[funkytuba]

"That bugger made off with my purse!"
"I am in need of a MAD NURSE!"
I'm Mad and I'm free
when that bloke has to pee

[Gatsby]

"That bugger made off with my purse!"
"I am in need of a MAD NURSE!"
I'm Mad and I'm free
when that bloke has to pee
I'll reclaim my purse with a curse!

[madasacutsnake]

If you're not mad to start with, you will be

[Hyakujo's Fox]

If you're not mad to start with, you will be
and when you hear what I paid, you'll kill me

[funkytuba]

If you're not mad to start with, you will be
and when you hear what I paid, you'll kill me
but this shopping binge

[daverbee]

If you're not mad to start with, you will be
and when you hear what I paid, you'll kill me
but this shopping binge
has made even me cringe

[zenbabe]

If you're not mad to start with, you will be
and when you hear what I paid, you'll kill me
but this shopping binge
has made even me cringe
They were 1/3 of the price, so I bought three

[lapietra]

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft

[Audreyvgs]

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft

[Gatsby]

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft
firm cream cheese will fall

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft
firm cream cheese will fall
off your head like a ball

[trisherina]

Make sure that the cream cheese is soft
'cause warm-ish will give you more loft
firm cream cheese will fall
off your head like a ball
If you ever bent over and coughed.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

While searching for your Christmas gift

[funkytuba]

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift

[xfox]

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift
stay in neutral - never miffed

[Hyakujo's Fox]

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift
stay in neutral - never miffed
keep it tasteful - don't get biffed

[daverbee]

While searching for your Christmas gift
avoid those that might cause a rift
stay in neutral - never miffed
keep it tasteful - don't get biffed
and someone's spirits you will surely uplift!

[Gatsby]

There once was a donkey-less priest

[trisherina]

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast

[Gatsby]

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast
He consulted f-tuba

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast
He consulted f-tuba
Who sent him to cuba

[Aphrodite]

There once was a donkey-less priest
In despair at the loss of his beast
He consulted f-tuba
Who sent him to cuba
Which didn't suit him in the least

[Gatsby]

A rat in a hat on a mat

[Spicy Jack]

A rat in a hat on a mat
couldn't tell tit from tat

[Gatsby]

A rat in a hat on a mat
couldn't tell tit from tat
so it sat on the mat

[Spicy Jack]

A rat in a hat on a mat
couldn't tell tit from tat
so it sat on the mat
with hopes gone kersplat

[zenbabe]

A rat in a hat on a mat
couldn't tell tit from tat
so it sat on the mat
with hopes gone kersplat
of finishing in the proper format

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I ran my hands over your backside

[Gatsby]

I ran my hands over your backside
To get my fill of thrills on your joyride

[daverbee]

I ran my hands over your backside
To get my fill of thrills on your joyride
grinding and humping

[Gatsby]

I ran my hands over your backside
To get my fill of thrills on your joyride
grinding and humping
the rhythm was bumping

[Coffee]

I ran my hands over your backside
To get my fill of thrills on your joyride
grinding and humping
the rhythm was bumping
I'm holding on tight to your slick hide.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

For hours I sat at the station

[joppa.gal]

For hours I sat at the station
With a ticket yet no motivation-

[Gatsby]

For hours I sat at the station
With a ticket yet no motivation-
The trains all roll by

[Hyakujo's Fox]

For hours I sat at the station
With a ticket yet no motivation-
The trains all roll by
While I stare at the sky

[Marcus Bales]

For hours I sat at the station
With a ticket yet no motivation-
The trains all roll by
While I stare at the sky
And contemplate predestination.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Destiny, it is you I resist

[Coffee]

Destiny, it is you I resist
Fate, you've got no right to insist

[Klynne]

Destiny, it is you I resist
Fate, you've got no right to insist
Is it all predetermined? (sorry if I screwed it up, rusty on the limericks)

[Coffee]

Destiny, it is you I resist
Fate, you've got no right to insist
Is it all predetermined? (no really, its fine...and this isn't "for the purists")
that we die just like vermin

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Destiny, it is you I resist
Fate, you've got no right to insist
Is it all predetermined -
that we die just like vermin?
Or is there something I've missed?

[Marcus Bales]

"Oh no! Now it's broken," he said,

[trisherina]

"Oh no! Now it's broken," he said,
Exploring the top of his head

[Hyakujo's Fox]

"Oh no! Now it's broken," he said,
Exploring the top of his head
I can feel a great hole

[trisherina]

"Oh no! Now it's broken," he said,
Exploring the top of his head
I can feel a great hole
Where the brain meets the soul

[Marcus Bales]

"Oh no! Now it's broken," he said,
Exploring the top of his head.
"I can feel a great hole
Where the brain meets the soul,
Like I felt on the day I was wed."

[trisherina]

:D

[Hyakujo's Fox]

As a girl she was always leaning

[madasacutsnake]

As a girl she was always leaning
Into the wind searching for meaning

[Marcus Bales]

As a girl she was always leaning
Into the wind searching for meaning
Which blew up her skirt

[Gatsby]

As a girl she was always leaning
Into the wind searching for meaning
Which blew up her skirt
(the wind's a pervert)

[trisherina]

As a girl she was always leaning
Into the wind searching for meaning
Which blew up her skirt
(the wind's a pervert)
In the end, she found it so demeaning.

[Marcus Bales]

Loud with the pride of his fear

[Aphrodite]

Loud with the pride of his fear
He called to his henchmen "Come here"

[joppa.gal]

Loud with the pride of his fear
He called to his henchmen "Come here"
"Bust them kneecaps!" He said,

[Marcus Bales]

Loud with the pride of his fear
He called to his henchmen "Come here"
"Bust them kneecaps!" he said,
"We need some street cred

[Gatsby]

Loud with the pride of his fear
He called to his henchmen "Come here"
"Bust them kneecaps!" he said,
"We need some street cred
As syllabic integrity disappears utterly and completely

[trisherina]

Loud with the pride of his fear
He called to his henchmen "Come here"
"Bust them kneecaps!" he said,
"We need some street cred
"We'll show them who brings up the rear!"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Sometimes I just don't understand

[Coffee]

Sometimes I just don't understand
how things can get so out of hand

[funkytuba]

Sometimes I just don't understand
how things can get so out of hand
I've planned and I've schemed

[trisherina]

Sometimes I just don't understand
how things can get so out of hand
I've planned and I've schemed
And the butts that I've reamed

[Marcus Bales]

Sometimes I just don't understand
how things can get so out of hand
I've planned and I've schemed
And the butts that I've reamed
In my mind as I've schemed and I've planned.

[trisherina]

The virgin went out with the cad

[funkytuba]

The virgin went out with the cad
much to the chagrin of her dad

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The virgin went out with the cad
much to the chagrin of her dad
"Bring her back home by nine!"

[Aphrodite]

The virgin went out with the cad
much to the chagrin of her dad
"Bring her back home by nine!"
"Or your ass is mine!"

[trisherina]

The virgin went out with the cad
much to the chagrin of her dad
"Bring her back home by nine!"
"Or your ass is mine!"
He didn't; it wasn't; how sad.