communal limericks

[jenschka]

Ha! Great!:D
Ay, Mate!:p
Up Late?:o

[nycwriters]

Ha! Great! :D
Ay, Mate! :p
Up Late? :o
Got a hot date?:eek:

[jenschka]

Ha! Great!:D
Ay, Mate!:p
Up Late?:o
Got a hot date?:eek:
Let's go! I believe in fate!;)

[ProfessionalGun]

1. White people ain't got no rhythm

[nycwriters]

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson

[ProfessionalGun]

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson
3. My point has been proven

[nycwriters]

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson
3. My point has been proven
4. So it's time to get groovin'

[jenschka]

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson
3. My point has been proven
4. So it's time to get groovin'
5. Maybe the secret's in dim sum!

[jenschka]

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"

[noxxville]

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple (http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/Starless/home.html)

[AllegroNg]

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple
3. Same deal with "silver"

[jenschka]

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple
3. Same deal with "silver"
4. These words can't be clearer ??

[lapietra]

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple
3. Same deal with "silver"
4. These words can't be clearer ??
5. I think I'll go buy me a Slurple

[masterofNone]

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean

[jenschka]

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene

[Indigo]

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene
3. I sleep in my clothes

[ProfessionalGun]

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene
3. I sleep in my clothes
4. Though it burdens the nose

[jenschka]

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene
3. I sleep in my clothes
4. Though it burdens the nose
5. Just call me "Stinky Christine"!

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a young lass named Dev

[noxxville]

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev

[masterofNone]

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev
3. she dyed her hair pink

[AllegroNg]

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev
3. she dyed her hair pink
4. It's a girl, I think!?

[Indigo]

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev
3. she dyed her hair pink
4. It's a girl, I think!?
5. If not then I guess I'll just leave.

[ProfessionalGun]

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines

[Indigo]

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines

[masterofNone]

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines
3. It could be my nose

[ProfessionalGun]

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines
3. It could be my nose
4. Or the way my hair fro's

[Indigo]

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines
3. It could be my nose
4. Or the way my hair fro's
5. Or the fact that my siamese twin whines.

[jenschka]

1. He once looked at me with great mischief

[Indigo]

1. He once looked at me with great mischief
2. When he thought I was calling the sheriff

[nycwriters]

1. He once looked at me with great mischief
2. When he thought I was calling the sheriff
3. He batted his eyes

[jenschka]

1. He once looked at me with great mischief
2. When he thought I was calling the sheriff
3. He batted his eyes
4. His eyes full of lies

[Indigo]

1. He once looked at me with great mischief
2. When he thought I was calling the sheriff
3. He batted his eyes
4. His eyes full of lies
5. But he looked so damn nice in the buff

[ProfessionalGun]

1. Some ganstas like to do drive-bys

[noxxville]

1. Some ganstas like to do drive-bys
2. Some women like to wear thigh-highs

[masterofNone]

1. Some ganstas like to do drive-bys
2. Some women like to wear thigh-highs
3.I choose to do both

[AllegroNg]

1. Some ganstas like to do drive-bys
2. Some women like to wear thigh-highs
3.I choose to do both
4. Controlled top I loathe

[Indigo]

1. Some ganstas like to do drive-bys
2. Some women like to wear thigh-highs
3.I choose to do both
4. Controlled top I loathe
5. They're so tight they give me those fish eyes

[noxxville]

1. I had a dream about Peg

[RuneT]

1. I had a dream about Peg
2. I was kissing her leg

[AllegroNg]

1. I had a dream about Peg
2. I was kissing her leg
3. She looks like Alicia

[noxxville]

1. I had a dream about Peg
2. I was kissing her leg
3. She looks like Alicia
4. And dances like Lucretia

[amanda]

1. I had a dream about Peg
2. I was kissing her leg
3. She looks like Alicia
4. And dances like Lucretia
5. so noxxville should get down and beg

[RuneT]

well done, amanda!


1. Everybody wants a piece of me

[dinzdale]

1. Everybody wants a piece of me
2. To laugh at on their own you see

[Red Princess]

1. Everybody wants a piece of me
2. To laugh at on their own you see
3. Would not be so easy

[dinzdale]

1. Everybody wants a piece of me
2. To laugh at on their own you see
3. Would not be so easy
4. If he took off of his ski-zees

[Red Princess]

1. I used to be a nice girl

[jenschka]

1. Everybody wants a piece of me
2. To laugh at on their own you see
3. Would not be so easy
4. If he took off of his ski-zees
5. We could all sit and tickle his knee!


1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl

[nycwriters]

1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl
3. But one day I gave up

[ProfessionalGun]

1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl
3. But one day I gave up
4. Applied skanky make-up

[nycwriters]

1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl
3. But one day I gave up
4. Applied skanky make-up
5. And gave streetwalkin' a whirl

*ok, purist. Five beats to six huh?

[ProfessionalGun]

1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl
3. But one day I gave up
4. Applied skanky make-up
5. And gave streetwalkin' a whirl

*ok, purist. Five beats to six huh?


**you'll pay for this. :cool:

[nycwriters]

1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl
3. But one day I gave up
4. Applied skanky make-up
5. And gave streetwalkin' a whirl

*ok, purist. Five beats to six huh?


**you'll pay for this.

*** hehehe :p

[ProfessionalGun]

1. There's always more fish in the sea

[nycwriters]

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. That's what my mommy said to me

[Red Princess]

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. Than can be caught by just me

[Red Princess]

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. That's what my mommy said to me

[dinzdale]

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. That's what my mommy said to me
3. But what did she care

[AllegroNg]

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. That's what my mommy said to me
3. But what did she care
4. And what would she wear?!

[nycwriters]

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. That's what my mommy said to me
3. But what did she care
4. And what would she wear?!
5. If only she could see the sea!

[masterofNone]

1. There was a longshoreman named Rusty

[nycwriters]

1. There was a longshoreman named Rusty
2. Who's temperament was quite crusty

[dinzdale]

1. There was a longshoreman named Rusty
2. Who's temperament was quite crusty
3. His long days at sea

[ProfessionalGun]

1. There was a longshoreman named Rusty
2. Who's temperament was quite crusty
3. His long days at sea
4. With no phone or T.V.

[masterofNone]

1. There was a longshoreman named Rusty
2. who's temperament was quite crusty.
3. His long days at sea,
4. with no phone or T.V.,
5. made him long for an old whore named Busty.

[nycwriters]

1. You think you know all, but you don't

[ProfessionalGun]

1. You think you know all, but you don't
2. You think you'll be rich, but you won't

[nycwriters]

1. You think you know all, but you don't
2. You think you'll be rich, but you won't
3. You can spend all your days

[moel]

1. You think you know all, but you don't
2. You think you'll be rich, but you won't
3. You can spend all your days
4. In your arrogant ways

[nycwriters]

1. You think you know all, but you don't
2. You think you'll be rich, but you won't
3. You can spend all your days
4. In your arrogant ways
5. You could change, but it's clear you won't

[AllegroNg]

Miss Peg.. ? Who is temperament was quite crusty? That's adorable! : hug and kiss :

[nycwriters]

actually it's a possessive (rather I mean) of who. Although you're probably right... should it be whose? I always screw that one up.

[AllegroNg]

Who has temperment was quite crusty. Ahh!

Tee hee.. you'd do it to me, tho!

Whose

I <3 you!

[ProfessionalGun]

1. Some guys like girls with big butts

[moel]

1. Some guys like girls with big butts
2. Some girls like guys with big nuts:eek:

[1kookykat]

1. Some guys like girls with big butts
2. Some girls like guys with big nuts
3. But what works for 'Ze (remember: pronounced zay)

[jenschka]

1. Some guys like girls with big butts
2. Some girls like guys with big nuts
3. But what works for 'Ze
4. is to play for the day

[ProfessionalGun]

1. Some guys like girls with big butts
2. Some girls like guys with big nuts
3. But what works for 'Ze
4. is to play for the day
5. Because he attracts both with his struts.

(talkin' bout the dancin'. . . ohh yeah).

[noxxville]

1. Sometimes you feel like a nut

[RuneT]

1. Sometimes you feel like a nut
2. Looking at dinz's avatar butt

[masterofNone]

1. Sometimes you feel like a nut
2. Looking at dinz's avatar butt
3. it shimmies and shakes

[RuneT]

1. Sometimes you feel like a nut
2. Looking at dinz's avatar butt
3. it shimmies and shakes
4. It keeps me awake

[amanda]

1. Sometimes you feel like a nut
2. Looking at dinz's avatar butt
3. it shimmies and shakes
4. It keeps me awake
5. watching his three-dollar slut.

[RuneT]

lol, good one

1. If I was rich and handsome

[ProfessionalGun]

1. If I was rich and handsome
2. I'd be targeted for ransom

[deriasys]

But alas, it's no so

[deriasys]

SORRY! I goofed!

1. If I was rich and handsome
2. I'd be targeted for ransom
3. Alas, it's not so

[RuneT]

1. If I was rich and handsome
2. I'd be targeted for ransom
3. Alas, it's not so
4. I'm a poor ugly ho

[masterofNone]

1. If I was rich and handsome
2. I'd be targeted for ransom
3. Alas, it's not so
4. I'm a poor ugly ho
5. So I'll go hang myself from a transom

[noxxville]

1. I hear Peg's dating a porn star

[RuneT]

1. I hear Peg's dating a porn star
2. Isn't she going a bit too far?

[masterofNone]

1. I hear Peg's dating a porn star
2. Isn't she going a bit too far?
3. Like a horse, he is long,

[moel]

1. I hear Peg's dating a porn star
2. Isn't she going a bit too far?
3. Like a horse, he is long,
4. He just took off his thong.

[zenbabe]

1. I hear Peg's dating a porn star
2. Isn't she going a bit too far?
3. Like a horse, he is long,
4. He just took off his thong.
5. She yelled "YIKES" and sent him back to his car!

[nycwriters]

1. Noxx has been drunk for a week

[moel]

1. Noxx has been drunk for a week
2. And his bladder is starting to leak.

[nycwriters]

1. Noxx has been drunk for a week
2. And his bladder is starting to leak.
3. He went to the doc

[amanda]

1. Noxx has been drunk for a week
2. And his bladder is starting to leak.
3. He went to the doc
4. who prescribed him a lock

[jenschka]

1. Noxx has been drunk for a week
2. And his bladder is starting to leak.
3. He went to the doc
4. who prescribed him a lock
5. now he won't even give us a PEEK!:(

[nycwriters]

1. Seldom do I lose control

[dinzdale]

1. Seldom do I lose control
2. but some days I get on a roll

[jenschka]

1. Seldom do I lose control
2. but some days I get on a roll
3. I open the fridge

[noxxville]

1. Seldom do I lose control
2. but some days I get on a roll
3. I open the fridge
4. Then throw it off the ridge

[moel]

1. Seldom do I lose control
2. but some days I get on a roll
3. I open the fridge
4. Then throw it off the ridge
5. And sell to the devil my soul.

[ProfessionalGun]

1. I never find pleasure in sex

[masterofNone]

1. I never find pleasure in sex
2. he's never been fully erect

[Deviate]

1. I never find pleasure in sex
2. he's never been fully erect
3. when i see a young lass

[dinzdale]

1. I never find pleasure in sex
2. he's never been fully erect
3. when i see a young lass
4. and the curve of her ass

[nycwriters]

1. I never find pleasure in sex
2. he's never been fully erect
3. when i see a young lass
4. and the curve of her ass
5. My stupid libido does vex

[RuneT]

1. they burned all my clothes

[ProfessionalGun]

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed

[RuneT]

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed
3. the toilet lid is up

[1kookykat]

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed
3. the toilet lid is up
4. there's fag-ends in a cup

(The metre isn't very limericky, but let's keep it going.)

[moel]

1. they burned all my clothes
2. my closet wasn't closed
3. the toilet lid is up
4. there's fag-ends in a cup
5. thats life I suppose.

[amanda]

1. Slapping the pagwan around,

[moel]

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.

[StarsFireFly]

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.
3. I took him to church,

[moel]

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.
3. I took him to church,
4. For religion research.

[noxxville]

1. Slapping the pagwan around,
2. He was really a pagan I found.
3. I took him to church,
4. For religion research.
5. And buried him there in the ground.

[nycwriters]

1. I'd rather be happy than sad

[masterofNone]

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad

[AllegroNg]

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad
3. If I had a frown

[amanda]

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad
3. If I had a frown
4. instead of a crown

[noxxville]

1. I'd rather be happy than sad
2. I'd rather eat crappy than shad
3. If I had a frown
4. instead of a crown
5. I might know if I had a dad.

[RuneT]

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll

[AllegroNg]

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol

[masterofNone]

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol
3. that was my way of life

[dinzdale]

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol
3. that was my way of life
4. 'til I married a wife

[RuneT]

1. Sex, drugs and rock'n roll
2. Self pity, more sex, and alcohol
3. that was my way of life
4. 'til I married a wife
5. who short after turned into a troll :D

[dinzdale]

1. A white lacy Princess named Red

[1kookykat]

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed

[RuneT]

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed
3. a lump this size

[nycwriters]

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed
3. a lump this size
4. With big brown eyes

[masterofNone]

1. A white lacy Princess named Red
2. Complained of a lump in her bed
3. a lump this size
4. With big brown eyes
5. It seemed was a rat named Fred

[nycwriters]

1. I think I've contracted the plague

[masterofNone]

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague

[nycwriters]

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague
3. I hacked and I coughed

[noxxville]

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague
3. I hacked and I coughed
4. I puked in my loft

[masterofNone]

1. I think I've contracted the plague
2. after sex with a man from the Hague
3. I hacked and I coughed
4. I puked in my loft
5. I may yet have died but it's vague

[RuneT]

an aliG version of that:

1. I fink i've contracted da plague
2. afta bone wiv da geeza from da hague
3. I hacked an' I flemdit
4. I puked in me loft
5. I may yet as died but it's vague

[amanda]

1. there once was a viking named rune

[moel]

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.

[lapietra]

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.
3. He sang them so loud

[masterofNone]

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.
3. He sang them so loud
4. he scared off the crowd

[1kookykat]

1. there once was a viking named rune
2. Who sang viking chants out of tune.
3. He sang them so loud
4. he scared off the crowd
5. And danced like a zeFrank baboon

[noxxville]

1. My pants have gone missing

[RuneT]

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?

[masterofNone]

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?
3. A vague memory of tile,

[nycwriters]

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?
3. A vague memory of tile,
4. And the feeling of bile

[dinzdale]

1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?
3. A vague memory of tile,
4. And the feeling of bile
5. and huge pink snake with no hissing.

[nycwriters]

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!

[noxxville]

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!

[1kookykat]

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!
3. And a couple of llamas

[RuneT]

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!
3. And a couple of llamas
3. A trip to Bahamas

[masterofNone]

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!
3. And a couple of llamas
3. A trip to Bahamas
4. Or a ride on NASA's centrifuge

[RuneT]

1. I can't believe what Bush just said

[zenbabe]

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread

[masterofNone]

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track

[zenbabe]

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack

[masterofNone]

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack
5. from now on all our oil will be red

[RuneT]

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack
5. "We seek peace. We strive for peace" Their dead.


or pick from the list:
a. What is he to do when their dead?
b. We’ll make hydrogen cars when their dead
b. make no mistake, their dead
d. dead

i just cant make up my mind, and MON beat me to it anyway.

[bealeblues]

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack
5. Peace? screw that, just kill them all dead

[moel]

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet

[noxxville]

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet

[AllegroNg]

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet
3. Let's slip off her socks

[moel]

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet
3. Let's slip off her socks
4. And leave it to Noxx

[zenbabe]

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet
3. Let's slip off her socks
4. And leave it to Noxx
5. To make her toes curl and then fall asleep!

[nycwriters]

HA! I love you guys!

:D

And I am indeed on dreadline.

I SO wanna go home.

[AllegroNg]

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!

[nycwriters]

HA!

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!
3. These heels, they do chafe

[moel]

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!
3. These heels, they do chafe
4. Go on, my feet are safe

[noxxville]

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!
3. These heels, they do chafe
4. Go on, my feet are safe
5. Hand me that tequila and lime.

[nycwriters]

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass

[dinzdale]

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass
2. She bends over to kiss her own ass

[dinzdale]

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass
2. She bends over to kiss her own ass

[AllegroNg]

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass
2. She bends over to kiss her own ass
3. Shut up you ****er!
4. You had better pucker.
5. Coz it's you who will be kissing my ass!!!

:D ****er

[masterofNone]

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt

[nycwriters]

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front

[noxxville]

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front
3.)She danced with glee

[nycwriters]

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front
3.)She danced with glee
4.) And cursed at me

[noxxville]

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front
3.)She danced with glee
4.) And cursed at me
5.) And hit me on the head with a punt

[masterofNone]

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck

[moel]

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck

[zenbabe]

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck
3.) I can see where we're headed

[nycwriters]

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck
3.) I can see where we're headed
4.) Dear MoN's being perverded

[amanda]

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck
3.) I can see where we're headed
4.) Dear MoN's being perverded
5.) but alas, he will have no such luck.

[noxxville]

1.) I once got a little lick

[1kookykat]

1.) I once got a little lick
2.) From a goat that was very sick

[noxxville]

1.) I once got a little lick
2.) From a goat that was very sick
3.) You don't want to know where

[zenbabe]

1.) I once got a little lick
2.) From a goat that was very sick
3.) You don't want to know where
4.) The clinic didn't seem to care

[moel]

1.) I once got a little lick
2.) From a goat that was very sick
3.) You don't want to know where
4.) The clinic didn't seem to care
5.) But oh baby it sure did the trick.

[nycwriters]

1. Master of None's gone beserk

[masterofNone]

1. Master of None's gone beserk
2. He's started to slack in his work

[zenbabe]

1. Master of None's gone beserk
2.) Oh when does he find time to work?

[zenbabe]

DO'H

[masterofNone]

internet related temporal bifurcation

[dinzdale]

Good job it didnt happen in the purist limericks...otherwise we'd all be in for a lecture.........

[moel]

1. Good job it didnt happen in the purist limericks...otherwise we'd all be in for a lecture.
2. I can clearly see why and what led you to that conjecture.

...how about this...
1. Master of None's gone beserk
2. When does he find time to slack in his work?

[nycwriters]

1. Master of None's gone beserk
2. When does he find time to slack in his work?
3. He tried the perv track

took Noel's because it was a good combo of his and Zen's

[masterofNone]

1. Master of None's gone beserk
2. When does he find time to slack in his work?
3. He tried the perv track
4. bought gerbils by the sack

[nycwriters]

1. Master of None's gone beserk
2. When does he find time to slack in his work?
3. He tried the perv track
4. bought gerbils by the sack
5. And bought ropes for another kind o' quirk

[dinzdale]

1. Seems perfectly normal to me

[nycwriters]

1. Seems perfectly normal to me
2. this incessant desire to go "whee!"

[zenbabe]

1. Seems perfectly normal to me
2. this incessant desire to go "whee!"
3. Though I tried number two

[noxxville]

1. Seems perfectly normal to me
2. this incessant desire to go "whee!"
3. Though I tried number two
4. I even sniffed glue

[moel]

1. Seems perfectly normal to me
2. this incessant desire to go "whee!"
3. Though I tried number two
4. I even sniffed glue
5. Til my gonads and strife let free.

[1kookykat]

1. What in the world does it mean?

[moel]

1. What in the world does it mean?
2. Remember when you were a teen?

[damncoldnight]

1. What in the world does it mean?
2. Remember when you were a teen?
3. You took off your clothes,

[noxxville]

1. What in the world does it mean?
2. Remember when you were a teen?
3. You took off your clothes,
4. Washed off with a hose,

[moel]

1. What in the world does it mean?
2. Remember when you were a teen?
3. You took off your clothes,
4. Washed off with a hose,
5. Its all really very obscene.

[noxxville]

1. There once was a little dozer

[AllegroNg]

1. There once was a little dozer
2. Doozer Doozer Doozer Doozer!!!!!!!!

[Deviate]

1. There once was a little dozer
2. Doozer Doozer Doozer Doozer!!!!!!!!
3. He had a cool hat

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a little dozer
2. Doozer Doozer Doozer Doozer!!!!!!!!
3. He had a cool hat
4. He had a cool kat

[masterofNone]

1. There once was a little dozer
2. Doozer Doozer Doozer Doozer!!!!!!!!
3. He had a cool hat
4. He had a cool kat
5. And he had a big dog named bruiser

[zenbabe]

1. There is nothing that rhymes with MONTH

[noxxville]

1. There is nothing that rhymes with MONTH
2. So I won't even try

[1kookykat]

1. There is nothing that rhymes with MONTH
2. Of the none that I've found, here's the NONTH
3. So I won't even try

[amanda]

1. There is nothing that rhymes with MONTH
2. Of the none that I've found, here's the NONTH
3. So I won't even try
4. my brain will turn into a french fry

[moel]

1. There is nothing that rhymes with MONTH
2. Of the none that I've found, here's the NONTH
3. So I won't even try
4. my brain will turn into a french fry
5. I swear this happened to me WONTH

[RuneT]

1. A low life son of a bitch of a hacker

[moel]

1. A low life son of a bitch of a hacker
2. Go at 'em with a weed wacker

[zenbabe]

1. A low life son of a bitch of a hacker
2. Go at 'em with a weed wacker
3. They attacked our pal Ze

[dickieC]

1. A low life son of a bitch of a hacker
2. Go at 'em with a weed wacker
3. They attacked our pal Ze
4. Knocked him out for a day

[noxxville]

1. A low life son of a bitch of a hacker
2. Go at 'em with a weed wacker
3. They attacked our pal Ze
4. Knocked him out for a day
5. Who's leading the manhunt for that slacker?

[Deviate]

1. A sandwich of P B and J

[RuneT]

1. A sandwich of P B and J
2. Singing Y M C A

[AllegroNg]

1. A sandwich of P B and J
2. Singing Y M C A
3. Please spread it all over

[masterofNone]

1. A sandwich of P B and J
2. Singing Y M C A
3. Please spread it all over
4. My dog Rover

[Deviate]

1. A sandwich of P B and J
2. Singing Y M C A
3. Please spread it all over
4. My dog Rover
5. Now that's what i call kink-ay

[moel]

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?

[masterofNone]

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine

[noxxville]

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine
3. It's brown, and thick

[masterofNone]

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine
3. It's brown, and thick
4. just like Nestle's Quick

[Deviate]

1. Whats the deal with ovaltine?
2. It's neither Oval nor a saltine
3. It's brown, and thick
4. just like Nestle's Quick
5. and it's round. they should call it Rountine.

[RuneT]

1. Give me just one night

[Deviate]

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right

[noxxville]

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right
3. I'll move it and shake it

[masterofNone]

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right
3. I'll move it and shake it
4. Your world? I will quake it.

[dinzdale]

1. Give me just one night
2. To prove to you I'm Mr. Right
3. I'll move it and shake it
4. Your world? I will quake it
5. Nah, let's face it, I'm full of shite.

[moel]

1. A thousand regions in your mind

[masterofNone]

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind

[voxpop]

quite suddenly surface

[voxpop]

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind
3. quite suddenly surface

[1kookykat]

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind
3. quite suddenly surface
4. Try not to be nervous

[noxxville]

1. A thousand regions in your mind
2. to which you are functionally blind
3. quite suddenly surface
4. Try not to be nervous
5. And pull away from the grind

[nycwriters]

1. The meaning of life is simple

[masterofNone]

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples