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dddrum
10-19-2006, 12:54 AM
I knew that he knew that I knew
that I know that he knows that I do
But to get right down to it
When did he know I knew it
I knew that he knew that I knew
that I know that he knows that I do
But to get right down to it
When did he know I knew it
For that, I haven't a clue
LeahDear
10-20-2006, 11:58 AM
This Friday is dragging by slow
This Friday is dragging by slow
But when it's gone, I'll ask "where'd it go?"
Zatoichi
10-20-2006, 12:57 PM
This Friday is dragging by slow
But when it's gone, I'll ask "where'd it go?"
The laundry's not done
The errands aren't run
This Friday is dragging by slow
But when it's gone, I'll ask "where'd it go?"
The laundry's not done
The errands aren't run
And I'm still on my third cup of joe
Coffee
10-22-2006, 03:12 PM
Saturday came and it went
Saturday came and it went
Now the weekend is just about spent
Coffee
10-22-2006, 10:59 PM
Saturday came and it went
Now the weekend is just about spent
just a few hours left
LeahDear
10-23-2006, 06:32 AM
Saturday came and it went
Now the weekend is just about spent
just a few hours left
which leaves me bereft
Saturday came and it went
Now the weekend is just about spent
just a few hours left
which leaves me bereft
Because Monday I have to pay rent
dddrum
10-23-2006, 05:03 PM
Now, Monday's dark ominous cloud
Now, Monday's dark ominous cloud
Has closed around me like a shroud
Coffee
10-23-2006, 10:20 PM
Now, Monday's dark ominous cloud
Has closed around me like a shroud.
Those zombies at work
Audreyvgs
10-24-2006, 12:48 PM
Now, Monday's dark ominous cloud
Has closed around me like a shroud.
Those zombies at work
just hover and lurk
dddrum
10-24-2006, 01:43 PM
Now, Monday's dark ominous cloud
Has closed around me like a shroud.
Those zombies at work
just hover and lurk
I can't wait four days to get plowed!
LeahDear
10-26-2006, 06:34 PM
There once was a girl called ms. mills
There once was a girl called ms. mills
Who spent her days popping blue pills
Coffee
10-26-2006, 08:01 PM
There once was a girl called ms. mills
Who spent her days popping blue pills
She dreamed life was gay
LeahDear
10-26-2006, 09:12 PM
There once was a girl called ms. mills
Who spent her days popping blue pills
She dreamed life was gay
til that fateful day
Audreyvgs
10-27-2006, 04:55 PM
There once was a girl called ms. mills
Who spent her days popping blue pills
She dreamed life was gay
til that fateful day
Her John took back the Ringo in a war of wills.
LeahDear
10-28-2006, 11:04 AM
Location, they say, is the key
Location, they say, is the key
Which bodes well for homes by the sea
LeahDear
10-28-2006, 12:54 PM
Location, they say, is the key
Which bodes well for homes by the sea
but when the monsoon
Location, they say, is the key
Which bodes well for homes by the sea
but when the monsoon
destroys your pontoon
LeahDear
10-28-2006, 01:07 PM
Location, they say, is the key
Which bodes well for homes by the sea
but when the monsoon
destroys your pontoon
You'll be left with a bed on the quay
Before I can tell you my story
zenbabe
10-30-2006, 01:39 AM
Before I can tell you my story
I must tell you it's really quite gory
Before I can tell you my story
I must tell you it's really quite gory
It begins in the dark
dddrum
10-30-2006, 03:03 AM
Before I can tell you my story
I must tell you it's really quite gory
It begins in the dark
Has bears, wolves, and a shark
Hyakujo's Fox
10-30-2006, 10:11 AM
Before I can tell you my story
I must tell you it's really quite gory
It begins in the dark
Has bears, wolves, and a shark
Plus an eel who will sing "That's A Moray"
Marcus Bales
10-30-2006, 10:27 AM
While keeping his teeth out of sight
Before I can tell you my story
I must tell you it's really quite gory
It begins in the dark
Has bears, wolves, and a shark
Plus an eel who will sing "That's A Moray"
OMFG!!!!
*applause*
Zatoichi
10-31-2006, 04:35 PM
While keeping his teeth out of sight
The shark contemplated a bite
dddrum
10-31-2006, 07:15 PM
While keeping his teeth out of sight
The shark contemplated a bite
He'd readied his dentures
For bloody adventures
Audreyvgs
11-02-2006, 02:25 AM
While keeping his teeth out of sight
The shark contemplated a bite
He'd readied his dentures
For bloody adventures
all six rows of em, polished and white
Marcus Bales
11-02-2006, 08:37 AM
I wish you were still here with me
I wish you were still here with me
Though I know why you needed to flee
Marcus Bales
11-04-2006, 08:23 AM
I wish you were still here with me
Though I know why you needed to flee
But now I am rich
I wish you were still here with me
Though I know why you needed to flee
But now I am rich
I scratch my own itch
Audreyvgs
11-05-2006, 01:40 AM
I wish you were still here with me
Though I know why you needed to flee
But now I am rich
I scratch my own itch
and that way i get it for free
Marcus Bales
11-05-2006, 08:38 AM
Too busy to stop and smell roses?
Zatoichi
11-05-2006, 08:13 PM
Too busy to stop and smell roses?
Buy beauty in small measured doses?
Marcus Bales
11-06-2006, 09:14 AM
Too busy to stop and smell roses?
Buy beauty in small measured doses?
I've got what you need
12"razormix
11-06-2006, 09:21 AM
Too busy to stop and smell roses?
Buy beauty in small measured doses?
I've got what you need
It's tiny indeed
trisherina
11-06-2006, 10:09 AM
Too busy to stop and smell roses?
Buy beauty in small measured doses?
I've got what you need
It's tiny indeed
As prescribed, and our shop never closes.
Marcus Bales
11-06-2006, 10:55 AM
Oh brrr! It's too cold! Where's the heat?
TulsaGuy
11-06-2006, 01:27 PM
Oh brrr! It's too cold! Where's the heat?
The forecast is rain, snow, and sleet.
Oh brrr! It's too cold! Where's the heat?
The forecast is rain, snow, and sleet.
Where are my damn mittens?
Audreyvgs
11-08-2006, 12:29 PM
Oh brrr! It's too cold! Where's the heat?
The forecast is rain, snow, and sleet.
Where are my damn mittens?
i'll just strap on some kittens
Oh brrr! It's too cold! Where's the heat?
The forecast is rain, snow, and sleet.
Where are my damn mittens?
i'll just strap on some kittens
And puppies for my blue feet
TulsaGuy
11-09-2006, 12:37 AM
:D
The Republicans took quite a thumpin'
Audreyvgs
11-09-2006, 02:45 AM
I think you should check out my shop
Im sellin here, dont make me stop!
My sig is my life!
its just like my wife!
I married it, now i can't swap!
zenbabe
11-09-2006, 08:45 PM
The Republicans took quite a thumpin'
The Dem's are so happy their humpin'
Audreyvgs
11-09-2006, 09:23 PM
The Republicans took quite a thumpin'
The Dem's are so happy their humpin'
they better look back
cause here comes Iraq
Next election, they might get a rumpin!
Hyakujo's Fox
11-10-2006, 01:30 AM
Some Mormons turned up at my door
Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor
Audreyvgs
11-11-2006, 04:25 AM
Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor
they freudian slipped
Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor
they freudian slipped
becoming tight-lipped
Audreyvgs
11-12-2006, 04:31 PM
Some Mormons turned up at my door
But since I had just polished the floor
they freudian slipped
becoming tight-lipped
in discovering my life as a whore
Brynn
11-13-2006, 08:27 PM
A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text
zenbabe
11-13-2006, 10:20 PM
A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text
Until he noticed me bare
Audreyvgs
11-15-2006, 10:13 AM
A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text
Until he noticed me bare
which made him aware
12"razormix
11-15-2006, 10:17 AM
A Witness for Jehovah knocked next
and began to brandish his text
Until he noticed me bare
which made him aware
alas I was naked and vext
The Christians were close on his heels
Zatoichi
11-15-2006, 04:28 PM
The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"
Audreyvgs
11-16-2006, 02:44 AM
The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"
with birthday suit holy
The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"
with birthday suit holy
I cried "holy moley"
Marcus Bales
11-16-2006, 10:48 AM
The Christians were close on his heels
And I was still what you'd call "peeled"
with birthday suit holy
I cried "holy moley"
Which was lost as the Christians all squealed.
Zatoichi
11-16-2006, 11:29 AM
The krishnas who followed were fun
Brynn
11-16-2006, 02:31 PM
The krishnas who followed were fun
As they danced up and down in the sun
But the Atheists were pissed
As usual, and dissed
how much worship and prancing was done.
Marcus Bales
11-17-2006, 10:22 AM
The rice chex I'm eating are stale
dddrum
11-17-2006, 01:17 PM
The rice chex I'm eating are stale
But of shredded wheat, I've had a bale
The rice chex I'm eating are stale
But of shredded wheat, I've had a bale
Next week, I'll buy Trix
dddrum
11-17-2006, 02:49 PM
The rice chex I'm eating are stale
But of shredded wheat, I've had a bale
Next week, I'll buy Trix
'Cause a quick sugar fix
Marcus Bales
11-18-2006, 10:26 AM
The rice chex I'm eating are stale
But of shredded wheat, I've had a bale
Next week, I'll buy Trix
'Cause a quick sugar fix
And my tongue reads the Trix Code in Braille.
Zatoichi
11-18-2006, 01:14 PM
Hot porrige on a cold winter's morn
Brynn
11-18-2006, 01:31 PM
Hot porrige on a cold winter's morn
Tastes so good when my spirit feels torn
zenbabe
11-18-2006, 03:23 PM
Hot porrige on a cold winter's morn
Tastes so good when my spirit feels torn
add some brown sugar and butter
Brynn
11-19-2006, 09:40 PM
Hot porridge on a cold winter's morn
Tastes so good when my spirit feels torn
add some brown sugar and butter
til my heart starts to flutter
and the world won't feel quite so forlorn
nycwriters
11-20-2006, 01:32 AM
24, 57, 32
Marcus Bales
11-20-2006, 10:15 AM
"24, 57, 32 --
Hut HUT!" screamed the Crimson and Blue
Zatoichi
11-20-2006, 12:31 PM
"24, 57, 32 --
Hut HUT!" screamed the Crimson and Blue
"No, wait!" cried the center
nycwriters
11-22-2006, 12:53 AM
"24, 57, 32 --
Hut HUT!" screamed the Crimson and Blue
"No, wait!" cried the center
"It's the other way you enter!"
Audreyvgs
11-22-2006, 01:37 AM
"24, 57, 32 --
Hut HUT!" screamed the Crimson and Blue
"No, wait!" cried the center
"It's the other way you enter!"
You really screwed up this time, you!
Zatoichi
11-22-2006, 12:36 PM
I was down on my hands and my knees
Marcus Bales
11-22-2006, 05:48 PM
I was down on my hands and my knees
And whispering "Please, oh God, please"
Zatoichi
11-24-2006, 11:05 AM
I was down on my hands and my knees
And whispering "Please, oh God, please"
Which might have been fine,
Except that the wine
Hyakujo's Fox
12-03-2006, 04:06 AM
I was down on my hands and my knees
And whispering "Please, oh God, please"
Which might have been fine,
Except that the wine
Had set my desire on cheese
The frost on the lawn slowly melts
Zatoichi
12-04-2006, 05:36 PM
The frost on the lawn slowly melts
As I'm happily swaddled in pelts
Marcus Bales
12-04-2006, 10:32 PM
The frost on the lawn slowly melts
As I'm happily swaddled in pelts
Of mink and racoon
Brynn
12-04-2006, 10:58 PM
The frost on the lawn slowly melts
As I'm happily swaddled in pelts
Of mink and racoon
In the middle of June
zenbabe
12-04-2006, 11:52 PM
The frost on the lawn slowly melts
As I'm happily swaddled in pelts
Of mink and racoon
In the middle of June
I will happily wander the Moon!
Coffee
12-05-2006, 12:49 AM
Zenbabe was most likely drunk
Zenbabe was most likely drunk
When she thought what we thought that she thunk
TulsaGuy
12-06-2006, 02:34 AM
Zenbabe was most likely drunk
When she thought what we thought that she thunk
'Twas odd what she wrote
Zenbabe was most likely drunk
When she thought what we thought that she thunk
'Twas odd what she wrote
But we've no call to gloat
Zatoichi
12-12-2006, 12:12 PM
Zenbabe was most likely drunk
When she thought what we thought that she thunk
'Twas odd what she wrote
But we've no call to gloat
Each of us, one time, has stunk.
Hyakujo's Fox
12-13-2006, 09:43 AM
this one time when making a stew
LeahDear
12-13-2006, 10:57 AM
this one time when making a stew
whilst desperately needing the loo
trisherina
12-13-2006, 10:57 AM
this one time when making a stew
Bendix said, "I want meat, how 'bout you?"
trisherina
12-13-2006, 11:01 AM
this one time when making a stew
whilst desperately needing the loo
I thought: "Hey, who's to know?"
this one time when making a stew
Bendix said, "I want meat, how 'bout you?"
I was eating a mat
Hyakujo's Fox
12-15-2006, 11:59 AM
this one time when making a stew
whilst desperately needing the loo
I thought: "Hey, who's to know?"
So I got up to go
this one time when making a stew
Bendix said, "I want meat, how 'bout you?"
I was eating a mat
To cut down on fat
trisherina
12-17-2006, 12:11 PM
this one time when making a stew
whilst desperately needing the loo
I thought: "Hey, who's to know?"
So I got up to go
Where I went it is best no one knew.
this one time when making a stew
Bendix said, "I want meat, how 'bout you?"
I was eating a mat
To cut down on fat
Like every good driver should do.
(sorry, I was trying a reference to The Big Bus -- probably not the most popular)
Sometimes, "keep it simple" works best
Coffee
12-18-2006, 08:55 PM
Sometimes, "keep it simple" works best
other times "The Works" wins the test
Sometimes, "keep it simple" works best
other times "The Works" wins the test
Either way, you can't win
zenbabe
12-19-2006, 04:50 AM
Sometimes, "keep it simple" works best
other times "The Works" wins the test
Either way, you can't win
Cause it's just "sink or swim"
daverbee
12-19-2006, 10:21 AM
Sometimes, "keep it simple" works best
other times "The Works" wins the test
Either way, you can't win
Cause it's just "sink or swim"
But at least you don't drown with the rest.
It's best to ask not once, but twice
zenbabe
12-19-2006, 03:34 PM
It's best to ask not once, but twice
If the hottie your banging has lice
It's best to ask not once, but twice
If the hottie your banging has lice
You don't know where they've been
zenbabe
12-19-2006, 07:06 PM
It's best to ask not once, but twice
If the hottie your banging has lice
You don't know where they've been
And even though its a sin
daverbee
12-21-2006, 10:34 AM
It's best to ask not once, but twice
If the hottie your banging has lice
You don't know where they've been
And even though its a sin
The banging still tends to entice.
The heavens know not of our sorrow
Coffee
12-21-2006, 08:50 PM
The heavens know not of our sorrow
and care less if we wake tommorow
zenbabe
12-21-2006, 08:58 PM
The heavens know not of our sorrow
and care less if we wake tommorow
So it's best not to sleep
The heavens know not of our sorrow
and care less if we wake tommorow
So it's best not to sleep
Don't count any sheep
daverbee
12-22-2006, 10:23 AM
The heavens know not of our sorrow
and care less if we wake tommorow
So it's best not to sleep
Don't count any sheep
Because time you can't beg, steal, or borrow.
Coffee
12-22-2006, 01:57 PM
^^^4 thumbs up!!! :)
daverbee
12-29-2006, 10:40 AM
4 thumbs up!!! Was shouted with glee
4 thumbs up!!! Was shouted with glee
Then the children all raced for the sea
daverbee
01-03-2007, 10:08 AM
4 thumbs up!!! Was shouted with glee
Then the children all raced for the sea
Drowned all those kids were
LeahDear
01-03-2007, 10:34 AM
4 thumbs up!!! Was shouted with glee
Then the children all raced for the sea
Drowned all those kids were
So I'll have to concur
that next time it's best if they ski
daverbee
01-03-2007, 12:56 PM
A headache is hurting my brain
A headache is hurting my brain
The result is sadly quite plain
daverbee
01-03-2007, 02:59 PM
A headache is hurting my brain
The result is sadly quite plain
I've been stupid all day
zenbabe
01-04-2007, 03:44 AM
A headache is hurting my brain
The result is sadly quite plain
I've been stupid all day
Because I just had to play
daverbee
01-04-2007, 01:03 PM
A headache is hurting my brain
The result is sadly quite plain
I've been stupid all day
Because I just had to play
With my bread, nutritious whole grain.
Etoile
01-04-2007, 01:58 PM
I regret to deliver this message
Brynn
01-04-2007, 02:11 PM
I regret to deliver this message
What with all the negative pressage
daverbee
01-04-2007, 03:22 PM
I regret to deliver this message
What with all the negative pressage
It appears Britney Spears
I regret to deliver this message
What with all the negative pressage
It appears Britney Spears
Is less wise than her years
daverbee
01-05-2007, 10:11 AM
I regret to deliver this message
What with all the negative pressage
It appears Britney Spears
Is less wise than her years
You know, her brain runs on low wattage.
Hyakujo's Fox
03-11-2007, 08:51 AM
There was a young fellow from Greece
There was a young fellow from Greece
Who's pants had the niftiest crease
Coffee
03-11-2007, 01:56 PM
There was a young fellow from Greece
Who's pants had the niftiest crease
It ran up inside
There was a young fellow from Greece
Who's pants had the niftiest crease
It ran up inside
No hint of a wrestle
Hyakujo's Fox
03-12-2007, 02:55 AM
:confused:
daverbee
03-12-2007, 09:48 AM
There was a young fellow from Greece
Who's pants had the niftiest crease
It ran up inside
No hint of a wrestle
and caused concern all through the land.
He scratched his head, nodded, and yawned
daverbee
03-12-2007, 07:27 PM
He scratched his head, nodded, and yawned
Idly wondered why he was in a pond
Brynn
03-12-2007, 09:17 PM
He scratched his head, nodded, and yawned
Idly wondered why he was in a pond
His crease had been "wrestled"
lostsadie
03-13-2007, 12:39 AM
He scratched his head, nodded, and yawned
Idly wondered why he was in a pond
His crease had been "wrestled"
right there where he nestled
Titanlcaxx
03-13-2007, 02:49 AM
He scratched his head, nodded, and yawned
Idly wondered why he was in a pond
His crease had been "wrestled"
right there where he nestled
Made a Toad from a prince with a wand.
daverbee
03-13-2007, 09:22 AM
The body was cold to the touch
The body was cold to the touch
though he didn't mind it that much
Hyakujo's Fox
03-21-2007, 08:12 AM
The body was cold to the touch
though he didn't mind it that much
he had brought his own heat
The body was cold to the touch
though he didn't mind it that much
he had brought his own heat
and thought, "my word, that's sweet"
c70man
03-23-2007, 09:35 AM
The body was cold to the touch
though he didn't mind it that much
he had brought his own heat
and thought, "my word, that's sweet"
Could this body be more happy as such?
funkytuba
03-23-2007, 02:08 PM
A tooth had dislodged from his mouth
zenbabe
03-23-2007, 03:47 PM
A tooth had dislodged from his mouth
So he went to a dentist down south
T.I.P.
03-27-2007, 09:57 AM
A tooth had dislodged from his mouth
So he went to a dentist down south
As he left he kept thinking
daverbee
03-27-2007, 12:18 PM
A tooth had dislodged from his mouth
So he went to a dentist down south
As he left he kept thinking
Will this slow down my drinking?
A tooth had dislodged from his mouth
So he went to a dentist down south
As he left he kept thinking
Will this slow down my drinking?
I'll settle this over a stout!
daverbee
03-29-2007, 09:26 AM
A lizard met up with a rabbit
A lizard met up with a rabbit
To share in their love of Black Sabbath
Coffee
03-31-2007, 06:01 PM
A lizard met up with a rabbit
To share in their love of Black Sabbath
But "Ozzie? or Dio?"
A lizard met up with a rabbit
To share in their love of Black Sabbath
But "Ozzie? or Dio?"
They argued in Rio
daverbee
04-06-2007, 09:19 AM
A lizard met up with a rabbit
To share in their love of Black Sabbath
But "Ozzie? or Dio?"
They argued in Rio
Ozzie! He's over his habit.
T.I.P.
04-06-2007, 09:35 AM
There was a transvestite from Guam
daverbee
04-06-2007, 01:37 PM
There was a transvestite from Guam
With a booty as big as The Bomb.
zenbabe
04-06-2007, 04:08 PM
There was a transvestite from Guam
With a booty as big as The Bomb.
She could pick up a quarter
Tunesmith
04-06-2007, 09:23 PM
There was a transvestite from Guam
With a booty as big as The Bomb.
She could pick up a quarter
In her athletic supporter
Coffee
04-07-2007, 08:30 PM
There was a transvestite from Guam
With a booty as big as The Bomb.
She could pick up a quarter
In her athletic supporter
and change them to nickels for Johns.
daverbee
04-09-2007, 09:37 AM
Medium, or large, but not small.
Medium, or large, but not small.
Nor short, or alpine, not too tall.
daverbee
04-10-2007, 02:05 PM
Medium, or large, but not small.
Nor short, or alpine, not too tall.
It must be just right
Coffee
04-10-2007, 09:33 PM
Medium, or large, but not small.
Nor short, or alpine, not too tall.
It must be just right
and definitely not tight
daverbee
04-11-2007, 09:21 AM
Medium, or large, but not small.
Nor short, or alpine, not too tall.
It must be just right
and definitely not tight
So it fits on my pet narwhal.
zenbabe
06-06-2007, 03:57 AM
If all that I want is a bisquit
daverbee
06-07-2007, 02:19 PM
If all that I want is a bisquit
I just cannot settle for Triscuits.
Coffee
06-07-2007, 10:00 PM
If all that I want is a bisquit
I just cannot settle for Triscuits.
Don't hand me a muffin
Hyakujo's Fox
06-09-2007, 10:37 AM
If all that I want is a bisquit
I just cannot settle for Triscuits.
Don't hand me a muffin
I'd rather eat nuffin
Coffee
06-09-2007, 01:09 PM
If all that I want is a bisquit
I just cannot settle for Triscuits.
Don't hand me a muffin
I'd rather eat nuffin
A cinnamon roll? I might risk it.
daverbee
06-11-2007, 09:25 AM
Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid
brightpearl
06-11-2007, 08:32 PM
Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid
Yet not undeserving of cupid
T.I.P.
06-12-2007, 06:13 AM
Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid
Yet not undeserving of cupid
Yes, his skin may be pasty
daverbee
06-12-2007, 09:31 AM
Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid
Yet not undeserving of cupid
Yes, his skin may be pasty
But, some folks can't be choosy
Hyakujo's Fox
07-14-2009, 10:02 AM
apologies to daver :-(
Fat, sweaty, verbose, and stupid
Yet not undeserving of cupid
Yes, his skin may be pasty
But, folks don't be hasty
Can you do better than "poop-head"?
treekisser
07-17-2009, 12:26 PM
A plump belly dancer from Cairo
Brynn
07-17-2009, 09:47 PM
A plump belly dancer from Cairo
Did particularly well with a gyro
Marcus Bales
07-18-2009, 12:46 AM
A plump belly dancer from Cairo
Did particularly well with a gyro
She wrapped up the meat
And folded it neat
Brynn
07-18-2009, 09:48 PM
A plump belly dancer from Cairo
Did particularly well with a gyro
She wrapped up the meat
And folded it neat
Then warmed it right up like a pyro.
Marcus Bales
07-19-2009, 12:25 AM
I still find it hard to begin
Hyakujo's Fox
07-28-2009, 03:10 AM
I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
treekisser
07-28-2009, 11:23 AM
I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
For it has been so, so long
funkytuba
08-05-2009, 10:03 AM
I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
For it has been so, so long
and his poor shrivled schlong
treekisser
08-05-2009, 11:20 AM
I still find it hard to begin
Marcus said, to his lady's chagrin
For it has been so, so long
and his poor shrivled schlong
could have fit on the head of a pin
funkytuba
08-05-2009, 11:26 AM
All the kids have been sunscreened and clothed
treekisser
08-05-2009, 11:34 AM
All the kids have been sunscreened and clothed
While their mother lay topless and dozed
Hyakujo's Fox
08-12-2009, 09:42 AM
All the kids have been sunscreened and clothed
While their mother lay topless and dozed
til she woke and she learnt
trisherina
08-12-2009, 11:29 AM
All the kids have been sunscreened and clothed
While their mother lay topless and dozed
til she woke and she learnt
Just how badly she burnt
YsaPur EsChomuw
08-12-2009, 04:44 PM
All the kids have been sunscreened and clothed
While their mother lay topless and dozed
til she woke and she learnt
Just how badly she burnt
her tits she'd so thoughtlessly exposed.
Marcus Bales
08-13-2009, 07:40 PM
No food but the kids have to eat
Hyakujo's Fox
09-01-2009, 11:22 AM
No food but the kids have to eat
So how's this idea for a treat -
Marcus Bales
09-02-2009, 09:49 AM
No food but the kids have to eat
So how's this idea for a treat --
We'll pray for a meal
Hyakujo's Fox
09-02-2009, 09:55 AM
No food but the kids have to eat
So how's this idea for a treat --
We'll pray for a meal
and God will reveal
Marcus Bales
09-02-2009, 09:59 AM
No food but the kids have to eat
So how's this idea for a treat --
We'll pray for a meal
and God will reveal
that we're saved when one dies for our meat.
Hyakujo's Fox
09-02-2009, 09:43 PM
It's chilli con carne I'm making
Marcus Bales
09-03-2009, 10:12 AM
It's chili con carne I'm making
The family's taste buds are quaking
MoJoRiSin
09-11-2009, 03:09 PM
It's chili con carne I'm making
The family's taste buds are quaking
we stop for a dance
Marcus Bales
09-11-2009, 08:07 PM
It's chili con carne I'm making
The family's taste buds are quaking
we stop for a dance
as if in a trance
Hyakujo's Fox
09-19-2009, 11:03 AM
It's chili con carne I'm making
The family's taste buds are quaking
we stop for a dance
as if in a trance
but it's just our intestines shaking
Brynn
09-20-2009, 10:17 PM
'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
Marcus Bales
09-22-2009, 10:33 AM
'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid
Hyakujo's Fox
09-29-2009, 01:17 AM
'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid
was sure to be funny
Brynn
09-30-2009, 10:47 PM
'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid
was sure to be funny
if not very punny
Marcus Bales
10-02-2009, 10:35 AM
'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid
was sure to be funny,
if not very punny,
and shocking to even your id.
It's overcast, cold, and the rain
Brynn
10-19-2009, 04:37 PM
It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane
Marcus Bales
10-22-2009, 05:08 PM
It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane --
so urbane, in fact, I'm
funkytuba
10-24-2009, 02:15 AM
It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane --
so urbane, in fact, I'm
at loss for exact rhyme
Hyakujo's Fox
10-25-2009, 03:08 AM
It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane --
so urbane, in fact, I'm
at loss for exact rhyme
But I'll finish this off just the same.
Marcus Bales
10-25-2009, 11:31 AM
He went from Australia to Spain
trisherina
10-25-2009, 11:53 AM
He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)
funkytuba
10-26-2009, 05:21 PM
He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)
and from down in the bilge
Marcus Bales
10-26-2009, 06:29 PM
He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)
and from down in the bilge
up through silver and orange
Hyakujo's Fox
10-27-2009, 11:07 AM
He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)
and from down in the bilge
up through silver and orange
Came a smell he would never explain
Marcus Bales
10-28-2009, 04:23 PM
His life was a strange saturnalia
Brynn
10-28-2009, 10:27 PM
His life was a strange saturnalia
Where he'd begin each day with a dahlia
Hyakujo's Fox
10-29-2009, 08:43 AM
His life was a strange saturnalia
Where he'd begin each day with a dahlia
that he'd specially pluck
and then carefully tuck
YsaPur EsChomuw
10-29-2009, 09:16 AM
His life was a strange saturnalia
Where he'd begin each day with a dahlia
that he'd specially pluck
and then carefully tuck
into his pasta à la Italia.
Marcus Bales
10-30-2009, 12:30 AM
I saw you sneak out of the door
Jack Flanders
10-30-2009, 12:46 AM
I saw you sneak out of the door
without any thought of adore,
Marcus Bales
10-30-2009, 12:08 PM
I saw you sneak out of the door
without any thought of adore
which challenged my hold
on what's real, while you lol'd
as your face stayed impossibly dour.
Marcus Bales
10-30-2009, 12:15 PM
My assistant refused my request
YsaPur EsChomuw
10-30-2009, 12:27 PM
My assistant refused my request
my plea left her quite unimpressed
Marcus Bales
10-30-2009, 12:35 PM
My assistant refused my request
my plea left her quite unimpressed
I suppose it could be
not my limpness of plea
YsaPur EsChomuw
10-30-2009, 12:41 PM
My assistant refused my request
my plea left her quite unimpressed
I suppose it could be
not my limpness of plea
but the limpness of... How have you guessed?!
Marcus Bales
10-30-2009, 12:43 PM
When daily I'm tying my tie
YsaPur EsChomuw
10-30-2009, 12:47 PM
When daily I'm tying my tie
I hope that the mirror will lie
Marcus Bales
10-30-2009, 12:55 PM
When daily I'm tying my tie
I hope that the mirror will lie
concealing the truth
by revealing a youth
YsaPur EsChomuw
10-30-2009, 12:57 PM
When daily I'm tying my tie
I hope that the mirror will lie
concealing the truth
by revealing a youth
that's inside, tho' on outside's gone by.
Marcus Bales
10-30-2009, 01:27 PM
Oh Ysobel why did you go
YsaPur EsChomuw
10-30-2009, 01:40 PM
Oh Ysobel why did you go
make strange patterns into the snow
Marcus Bales
10-30-2009, 03:42 PM
Oh Ysobel why did you go
make strange patterns into the snow
each devil and demon
seems plotting and scheming
funkytuba
10-30-2009, 04:01 PM
Oh Ysobel why did you go
make strange patterns into the snow
each devil and demon
seems plotting and scheming
to make you his unwilling ho
Marcus Bales
10-30-2009, 10:30 PM
The apple was red, crisp, and tart
funkytuba
01-04-2010, 01:01 AM
The apple was red, crisp, and tart
Like a flavorful work of fine art
Marcus Bales
01-04-2010, 03:17 PM
The apple was red, crisp, and tart
Like a flavorful work of fine art
He sliced it in half
With a sinister laugh
treekisser
01-04-2010, 06:42 PM
The apple was red, crisp, and tart
Like a flavorful work of fine art
He sliced it in half
With a sinister laugh
And left it to brown, dry, and rot
Hyakujo's Fox
01-05-2010, 12:43 AM
To hell with this damn meditating
treekisser
01-05-2010, 05:16 PM
To hell with this damn meditating
And I forever eschew online dating
YsaPur EsChomuw
01-05-2010, 05:23 PM
To hell with this damn meditating
And I forever eschew online dating
but then I bemoan
Marcus Bales
01-06-2010, 12:58 AM
To hell with this damn meditating
And I forever eschew online dating
but then I bemoan
I'm home all alone
treekisser
01-08-2010, 05:53 PM
To hell with this damn meditating
And I forever eschew online dating
but then I bemoan
I'm home all alone
not mating, and hating the waiting
Marcus Bales
01-09-2010, 12:26 PM
My foot slipped; I fell on the ice
YsaPur EsChomuw
01-09-2010, 12:44 PM
My foot slipped; I fell on the ice
So did my tongue - it wasn't nice
Marcus Bales
01-09-2010, 12:48 PM
My foot slipped; I fell on the ice
So did my tongue - it wasn't nice
The bitten-off end
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