communal limericks

[nycwriters]

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples
3. It's not 42

[zenbabe]

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples
3. It's not 42
4. I am about to sniff glue

[noxxville]

1. The meaning of life is simple
2. I learned it when I still had pimples
3. It's not 42
4. I am about to sniff glue
5. Out of Peg's little left dimple.

[masterofNone]

1. There was a young pig from seattle

[1kookykat]

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle

[AllegroNg]

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle
3. A bag of pork rinds

[zenbabe]

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle
3. A bag of pork rinds
4. He mistakenly finds

[nycwriters]

1. There was a young pig from seattle
2. Who carried a black leather paddle
3. A bag of pork rinds
4. He mistakenly finds
5. His wife had been made into scrapple

[RuneT]

1. They said they would come

[noxxville]

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum

[AllegroNg]

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum
3. But you can't just sign on

[RuneT]

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum
3. But you can't just sign on
4. before your laundry is done

[1kookykat]

Hmmm . . .

Could be a Country/Western hit.

[1kookykat]

1. They said they would come
2. With a smile and a hum
3. But you can't just sign on
4. before your laundry is done
5. Well you can't go to Heaven
When your pickup won't run
And the Devil's done pissed in your boots

[AllegroNg]

1. The dawg hides under my deck

[noxxville]

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck

[nycwriters]

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck
3. It peed in the hall

[lapietra]

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck
3. It peed in the hall
4. Dug under a wall

[noxxville]

1. The dawg hides under my deck
2. Becuase it left the house a wreck
3. It peed in the hall
4. Dug under a wall
5. And dry-humped my copy of Shrek

[AllegroNg]

There once was a naked puppet

[1kookykat]

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it

[noxxville]

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it
It grunted and squirmed

[voxpop]

while i had its hair permed

[voxpop]

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it
It grunted and squirmed
while i had its hair permed

[AllegroNg]

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it
It grunted and squirmed
while i had its hair permed
"When your hand's inside me... "

(just can't finish it.. help!)

[amanda]

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it
It grunted and squirmed
while i had its hair permed
"When your hand's inside me... keep out of Nantucket"

;)

[masterofNone]

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it
It grunted and squirmed
while i had its hair permed


alternate ending

then made it squeal like a pink female muppet.

[amanda]

yeah, go with mon's

[nycwriters]

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur

[masterofNone]

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur
2. 10 beers more and I started to slur

[nycwriters]

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur
2. 10 beers more and I started to slur
3. At first glance she looked fine

[amanda]

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur
2. 10 beers more and I started to slur
3. At first glance she looked fine
4. but now she looks so divine

[masterofNone]

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur
2. 10 beers more and I started to slur
3. At first glance she looked fine
4. but now she looks so divine
5. That I no longer mind all of her fur

[noxxville]

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur
2. 10 beers more and I started to slur
3. At first glance she looked fine
4. but now she looks so divine
5. Wait a minute...is she covered in fur?

[masterofNone]

1. Tis said great minds think alike

[dinzdale]

1. Tis said great minds think alike
2. with perception as sharp as a spike

[AllegroNg]

1. Tis said great minds think alike
2. with perception as sharp as a spike
3. Just like Iraq

[nycwriters]

1. Tis said great minds think alike
2. with perception as sharp as a spike
3. Just like Iraq
4. and its dubious attack

[noxxville]

1. Tis said great minds think alike
2. with perception as sharp as a spike
3. Just like Iraq
4. and its dubious attack
5. Can't this W take a hike?

[RuneT]

1. I promise to be happy

[AllegroNg]

1. I promise to be happy
2. Tho my ass is flappy

[dinzdale]

1. I promise to be happy
2. Tho my ass is flappy
3. And always let's me down

[lapietra]

1. I promise to be happy
2. Tho my ass is flappy
3. And always let's me down
4. When I'm out on the town

[1kookykat]

1. I promise to be happy
2. Tho my ass is flappy
3. And always let's me down
4. When I'm out on the town
5. Something something Nantucket . . .poo?

[AllegroNg]

1. I promise to be happy
2. Tho my ass is flappy
3. And always let's me down
4. When I'm out on the town
5. Then I start to feel crappy

[zenbabe]

1. I went to buy plastic sheeting

[masterofNone]

1. I went to buy plastic sheeting
2. for my sense of security's fleeting

[zenbabe]

1. I went to buy plastic sheeting
2. for my sense of security's fleeting
3. If I survive the attack

[masterofNone]

1. I went to buy plastic sheeting
2. for my sense of security's fleeting
3. If I survive the attack
4. My mind'll be out of whack

[noxxville]

1. I went to buy plastic sheeting
2. for my sense of security's fleeting
3. If I survive the attack
4. My mind'll be out of whack
5. This doesn't bear repeating

[nycwriters]

1. Six fellows from Seattle went trolling

[noxxville]

1. Six fellows from Seattle went trolling
2. After a night of drinking and bowling

[zenbabe]

1. Six fellows from Seattle went trolling
2. After a night of drinking and bowling
3. Their heads were quite sore

[moel]

1. Six fellows from Seattle went trolling
2. After a night of drinking and bowling
3. Their heads were quite sore
4. As they left the shore

[nycwriters]

1. Six fellows from Seattle went trolling
2. After a night of drinking and bowling
3. Their heads were quite sore
4. As they left the shore
5. And realized their stomachs were rolling

[zenbabe]

1. Just another funny link I think (http://www.citypages.com/databank/24/1158/article11050.asp)

[nycwriters]

1. Just another funny link I think (http://www.citypages.com/databank/24/1158/article11050.asp)
2. But what are my choices? To drink? (http://www.match.com)

[zenbabe]

1. Just another funny link I think (http://www.citypages.com/databank/24/1158/article11050.asp)
2. But what are my choices? To drink? (http://www.match.com)

3. I am a virgin no more (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=JJ-155867&rfnbr=329&cgnbr=OSWEDBRPBUS&page=1&cgname=OSWEDBRPBUS)

[nycwriters]

1. Just another funny link I think (http://www.citypages.com/databank/24/1158/article11050.asp)
2. But what are my choices? To drink? (http://www.match.com)

3. I am a virgin no more (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=JJ-155867&rfnbr=329&cgnbr=OSWEDBRPBUS&page=1&cgname=OSWEDBRPBUS)
4. Cos I shopped at this store (http://www.fredericks.com)

[zenbabe]

1. Just another funny link I think (http://www.citypages.com/databank/24/1158/article11050.asp)
2. But what are my choices? To drink? (http://www.match.com)

3. I am a virgin no more (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=JJ-155867&rfnbr=329&cgnbr=OSWEDBRPBUS&page=1&cgname=OSWEDBRPBUS)
4. Cos I shopped at this store (http://www.fredericks.com)

5. And I brought a man back from the brink! (http://www.zefrank.com/)

[Sri Rama]

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by

[noxxville]

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high

[moel]

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high
3. Am I really that ugly?

[noxxville]

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high
3. Am I really that ugly?
4. She looked at me smugly

[moel]

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high
3. Am I really that ugly?
4. She looked at me smugly
5. And said "not after a bottle of rye".

[noxxville]

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec

[nycwriters]

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec
2. Who took me out on quite a trek

[moel]

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec
2. Who took me out on quite a trek
3. On Mont Tremblant we got lost

[nycwriters]

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec
2. Who took me out on quite a trek
3. On Mont Tremblant we got lost
4. My poutine I then tossed

[Lauren]

5.) Had i forgotten to floss?

[moel]

1. I have very fine teeth you see

[noxxville]

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly

[Zyle]

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly
3. I brush and I floss

[zenbabe]

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly
3. I brush and I floss
4. To get rid of the moss

[moel]

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly
3. I brush and I floss
4. To get rid of the moss
5. So why won't anyone kiss me?

[AllegroNg]

1. Bippity Boppity Boo

[voxpop]

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew

[zenbabe]

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew
3. I'm going to chop up some meat

[1kookykat]

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew
3. I'm going to chop up some meat
4. Which I found in the street

[Deviate]

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew
3. I'm going to chop up some meat
4. Which I found in the street
5. Just like Mummy used to do

[moel]

1. That moonbeam stole my image

[AllegroNg]

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach

[noxxville]

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach
3. I wash clothes with Tide

[moel]

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach
3. I wash clothes with Tide
4. Over theres where I hide

[dinzdale]

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach
3. I wash clothes with Tide
4. Over theres where I hide
5. I'm an idiot out of his village

[lapietra]

1. I haven't got time to explain

[noxxville]

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane

[zenbabe]

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane
3. So to explain all i'll say is "I fell"

[AllegroNg]

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane
3. So to explain all i'll say is "I fell"
4. And.. that's not really hair gel!!!

[noxxville]

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane
3. So to explain all i'll say is "I fell"
4. And.. that's not really hair gel!!!
5. That gave the style to your mane.

[moel]

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy

[lapietra]

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply

[moel]

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply
3. Wide awake as I am

[RuneT]

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply
3. Wide awake as I am
4. Reading inbox spam

[dinzdale]

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply
3. Wide awake as I am
4. Reading inbox spam
5. And some Ze-post that's really quite creepy.

[lapietra]

1. A stunning seductress named RMR

[dinzdale]

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner

[moel]

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner
3. She'd dress up all nice

[noxxville]

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner
3. She'd dress up all nice
4. And fry up some mice

[dinzdale]

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner
3. She'd dress up all nice
4. And fry up some mice
5. with a perfect cheese sauce, with grated romano, and an extra melted cheese wheel on top with grated cheese on.

[zenbabe]

1. I forgot how to count and rhyme

[lapietra]

1. I forgot how to count and rhyme
2. This thread f***s me up all the time!

[noxxville]

1. I forgot how to count and rhyme
2. This thread f***s me up all the time!
3. I try to use my fingers

[1kookykat]

1. I forgot how to count and rhyme
2. This thread f***s me up all the time!
3. I try to use my fingers
4. To type out a few zingers

[RuneT]

1. I forgot how to count and rhyme
2. This thread f***s me up all the time!
3. I try to use my fingers
4. To type out a few zingers
5. Delete, delete, delete I can't do this! I am a failure! *Jumping in the river Tyme*

[noxxville]

1. My mind has gone into the gutter

[RuneT]

1. My mind has gone into the gutter
2. I keep cursing myself, fu*ker, fu*ker!

[AllegroNg]

1. My mind has gone into the gutter
2. I keep cursing myself, fu*ker, fu*ker!
3. All I think about is boobs

[dinzdale]

1. My mind has gone into the gutter
2. I keep cursing myself, fu*ker, fu*ker!
3. All I think about is boobs
4. And different flavored lubes

[RuneT]

1. My mind has gone into the gutter
2. I keep cursing myself, fu*ker, fu*ker!
3. All I think about is boobs
4. And different flavored lubes
5. No wonder people call me a nutter.

[noxxville]

1. There was a blonde turned brunette

[RuneT]

1. There was a blonde turned brunette
2. Who thought she had the etiquette

[moel]

1. There was a blonde turned brunette
2. Who thought she had the etiquette
3. She bbq's at night

[nycwriters]

1. There was a blonde turned brunette
2. Who thought she had the etiquette
3. She bbq's at night
4. Brings up politics to fight

[lapietra]

1. There was a blonde turned brunette
2. Who thought she had the etiquette
3. She bbq's at night
4. Brings up politics to fight
5. While seductively puffing on her cigarette.

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a lass named Zen.

[moel]

1. There once was a lass named Zen.
2. Whos curls had quite an effect on men

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a lass named Zen.
2. Who won't tell all the places she's been

[AllegroNg]

1. There once was a lass named Zen.
2. Whos curls had quite an effect on men
3. The dresses she'd wear

[RuneT]

1. There once was a lass named Zen.
2. Whos curls had quite an effect on men
3. The dresses she'd wear
3. Transparently over her rear

[dickieC]

1. There once was a lass named Zen.
2. Whos curls had quite an effect on men
3. The dresses she'd wear
4. Transparently over her rear
5. Increased her home-page visits times ten

[chuckie egg]

1. There once was a lad called Dickie.

[lapietra]

1. There once was a lad called Dickie.
2. He was handsome and clever, but tricky.

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a lad called Dickie.
2. He was handsome and clever, but tricky.
3. His life as a scholar

[dickieC]

1. There once was a lad called Dickie.
2. He was handsome and clever, but tricky.
3. His life as a scholar
4. Got girls hot under the collar

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a lad called Dickie.
2. He was handsome and clever, but tricky.
3. His life as a scholar
4. Got girls hot under the collar
5. You see, he was really quite wicked.

[noxxville]

1. I wish I could see the sun

[lapietra]

1. I wish I could see the sun
2. Solitary confinement's no fun

[moel]

1. I wish I could see the sun
2. Solitary confinement's no fun
3. In a dark corner i sit

[1kookykat]

1. I wish I could see the sun
2. Solitary confinement's no fun
3. In a dark corner i sit
4. I'm an obnoxxious twit

[noxxville]

1. I wish I could see the sun
2. Solitary confinement's no fun
3. In a dark corner i sit
4. I'm an obnoxxious twit
5. What IS that in his bun?

[Deviate]

1. Why is everything at an end?

[AllegroNg]

1. Why is everything at an end?
2. A marti gras flash I shall send

[moel]

1. Why is everything at an end?
2. A marti gras flash I shall send
3. Everythings changing

[dinzdale]

1. Why is everything at an end?
2. A mardi gras flash I shall send
3. Everythings changing
4. or needs re-arranging

[noxxville]

1. Why is everything at an end?
2. A mardi gras flash I shall send
3. Everythings changing
4. or needs re-arranging
5. And my pants will need a mend

[lapietra]

1. I seem to be missing a button

[1kookykat]

1. I seem to be missing a button
2. I can't keep my bosom from juttin'

[dinzdale]

1. I seem to be missing a button
2. I can't keep my bosom from juttin'
3. The freedom it craves

[popsiclestand]

1. I seem to be missing a button
2. I can't keep my bosom from juttin'
3. The freedom it craves
4. to be stared at by knaves

[dinzdale]

1. I seem to be missing a button
2. I can't keep my bosom from juttin'
3. The freedom it craves
4. to be stared at by knaves
5. Overwhelms me - here look, aint that somethin' ?

[noxxville]

1. I wish I had no pants

[dinzdale]

1. I wish I had no pants
2. So maybe she'd ask me to dance

[zenbabe]

1. I wish I had no pants
2. So maybe she'd ask me to dance
3. I would do such a jig

[lapietra]

1. I wish I had no pants
2. So maybe she'd ask me to dance
3. I would do such a jig
4. Freely flipping my rig

[masterofNone]

1. I wish I had no pants
2. So maybe she'd ask me to dance
3. I would do such a jig
4. Freely flipping my rig
5. She'll find out why the girls call me Lance

[Deviate]

1. Oh what an exciting surprise!

[lapietra]

HALLELUJAH!!!!!!

Welcome back, moN!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

*dancing a jig*

[noxxville]

1. Oh what an exciting surprise!
2. Do I dare believe my eyes?

[lapietra]

1. Oh what an exciting surprise!
2. Do I dare believe my eyes?
3. Is that Master 'o' None?

[masterofNone]

. Oh what an exciting surprise!
2. Do I dare believe my eyes?
3. Is that Master 'o' None?
4. or Professional Gun?

[dinzdale]

1. Oh what an exciting surprise!
2. Do I dare believe my eyes?
3. Is that Master 'o' None?
4. or Professional Gun?
5. It's MoN, older, and better, and wise.

[lapietra]

1. There's nothing quite like a potato

[masterofNone]

1. "There's nothing quite like a potato,"
2. I said to OJ's old friend Cato

[moel]

1. "There's nothing quite like a potato,"
2. I said to OJ's old friend Cato
3. He showed me a carrot

[AllegroNg]

1. "There's nothing quite like a potato,"
2. I said to OJ's old friend Cato
3. He showed me a carrot
4. Then I licked his parrot

[moel]

1. "There's nothing quite like a potato,"
2. I said to OJ's old friend Cato
3. He showed me a carrot
4. Then I licked his parrot
5. Were not talking about fellatio.

[masterofNone]

1. There was an old man who went walking

[amanda]

1. There was an old man who went walking
2. while others by campfires stayed talking

[moel]

1. There was an old man who went walking
2. while others by campfires stayed talking
3. He was quite welcomed back

[1kookykat]

1. There was an old man who went walking
2. while others by campfires stayed talking
3. He was quite welcomed back
4. And implored to unpack

[lapietra]

1. There was an old man who went walking
2. while others by campfires stayed talking
3. He was quite welcomed back
4. And implored to unpack
5. And walk right in, sit right down, Daddy let your mind roll on...

[lapietra]

1. I have the room all to myself!

[nycwriters]

1. I have the room all to myself!
2. It's good for my mental health

[moel]

1. I have the room all to myself!
2. It's good for my mental health
3. When you come around

[noxxville]

1. I have the room all to myself!
2. It's good for my mental health
3. When you come around
4. And pick your jaw up off the ground

[lapietra]

1. I have the room all to myself!
2. It's good for my mental health
3. When you come around
4. And pick your jaw up off the ground
5. And fling it at limericks that smellth.

[moel]

1. We are the coolest of cool

[nycwriters]

1. We are the coolest of cool
2. So what if we rave and drool?

[1kookykat]

1. We are the coolest of cool
2. So what if we rave and drool?
3. We're potty-trained

[zenbabe]

1. We are the coolest of cool
2. So what if we rave and drool?
3. We're potty-trained
4. And right and left brained

[1kookykat]

1. We are the coolest of cool
2. So what if we rave and drool?
3. We're potty-trained
4. And right and left brained
5. And don't put up with any bull*

[lapietra]

1. Where does the asterisk lead?

[dinzdale]

1. Where does the asterisk lead ?
2. Does it cover up things we daren't read ?

[moel]

1. Where does the asterisk lead ?
2. Does it cover up things we daren't read ?
3. What the **** could it be?

[nycwriters]

1. Where does the asterisk lead ?
2. Does it cover up things we daren't read ?
3. What the **** could it be?
4. Beats the shit outta me

[AllegroNg]

1. Where does the asterisk lead ?
2. Does it cover up things we daren't read ?
3. What the **** could it be?
4. Beats the shit outta me
5. Just censor me and my ****!!

[zenbabe]

1. I'm so happy I got a new cam

[1kookykat]

1. I'm so happy I got a new cam
2. I'm really a natural-born ham

[masterofNone]

1. I'm so happy I got a new cam
2. I'm really a natural-born ham
3. I've got hats, I've got wigs

[moel]

1. I'm so happy I got a new cam
2. I'm really a natural-born ham
3. I've got hats, I've got wigs
4. I'll dance some shindigs

[noxxville]

1. I'm so happy I got a new cam
2. I'm really a natural-born ham
3. I've got hats, I've got wigs
4. I'll dance some shindigs
5. Now where did i put that yam?

[lapietra]

1. The appropriate usage of veggies

[nycwriters]

1. The appropriate usage of veggies
2. Has nothing to do with wedgies

[1kookykat]

1. The appropriate usage of veggies
2. Has nothing to do with wedgies
3. Though they do come in handy

[moel]

1. The appropriate usage of veggies
2. Has nothing to do with wedgies
3. Though they do come in handy
4. When feeling quite randy

[1kookykat]

1. The appropriate usage of veggies
2. Has nothing to do with wedgies
3. Though they do come in handy
4. When feeling quite randy
5 Or even a little bit edgy

[moel]

1. There was a young monkey that typed

[noxxville]

1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.

[lapietra]

1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.
3. He was lame as a duck

[Sri Rama]

1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.
3. He was lame as a duck
4. And we didn't give a &!%$@

[sbraiden]

1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.
3. He was lame as a duck
4. And we didn't give a &!%$@
5. Because we loved all the lines that he swiped.

[lapietra]

1. There was an old geezer who snored

[sbraiden]

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored

[AllegroNg]

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing

[nycwriters]

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing
4. By getting up and leaving

[lapietra]

1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing
4. By getting up and leaving
5. And, heaving, she walked out the door and was promptly gored by a passing bull. They lived in Spain, you see. It was that time of year.
She should have had him tested for sleep apnea & gotten one of those neat machines like my dad just got. :D

[sbraiden]

*lol*! Good one, L...

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment.

[masterofNone]

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment.
2. who showed up once without an appointment

[sbraiden]

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
2. who showed up once without an appointment.
3. With his slippery wares

[masterofNone]

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
2. who showed up once without an appointment.
3. With his slippery wares
4. and his come hither stares

[sbraiden]

1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
2. who showed up once without an appointment.
3. With his slippery wares
4. and his come hither stares
5. sales were rarely a great disappointment.

:D

*yuk yuk yuk*

[sbraiden]

1. My sea monkey's animatronic

[Sri Rama]

1. My sea monkey's animatronic
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic

[sbraiden]

1. My sea monkey's animatronic.
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic.
3. Though his tricks are quite cunning,

[moel]

1. My sea monkey's animatronic.
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic.
3. Though his tricks are quite cunning,
4. And always so stunning

[sbraiden]

1. My sea monkey's animatronic.
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic.
3. Though his tricks are quite cunning,
4. And always so stunning
5. His penchant for fishing's ironic.

[sbraiden]

1. A package arrived from Peru

[masterofNone]

1. A package arrived from Peru
2. a big jar of Peruvian stew

[lapietra]

1. A package arrived from Peru
2. a big jar of Peruvian stew
3. It was chock full 'o' nuts

[moel]

1. A package arrived from Peru
2. a big jar of Peruvian stew
3. It was chock full 'o' nuts
4. With a side of cold cuts

[sbraiden]

1. A package arrived from Peru
2. a big jar of Peruvian stew
3. It was chock full 'o' nuts
4. With a side of cold cuts
5. What a strange, preternatural brew!

[sbraiden]

1. My inbox is quite full of spam

[moel]

1. My inbox is quite full of spam
2. Free this, cheap that, what a sham!

[sbraiden]

1. My inbox is quite full of spam
2. Free this, cheap that, what a sham!
3. Bigger chest, smaller thighs ...

[moel]

1. My inbox is quite full of spam
2. Free this, cheap that, what a sham!
3. Bigger chest, smaller thighs ...
4. Get rich, win a prize,

[sbraiden]

1. My inbox is quite full of spam
2. Free this, cheap that, what a sham!
3. Bigger chest, smaller thighs ...
4. Get rich, win a prize.
5. My poor email account's Hoover Dam!

[sbraiden]

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder

[moel]

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder

[noxxville]

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder
3. She laughed and she cried

[masterofNone]

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder
3. She laughed and she cried
4. Then she moaned and she sighed

[noxxville]

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder
3. She laughed and she cried
4. Then she moaned and she sighed
5. And looked at me with wonder!

[moel]

1. If I were king of this castle

[backward_glance]

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)

[Sri Rama]

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat

[dinzdale]

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat
4. And buy me a goat

[masterofNone]

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat
4. And buy me a goat,
5. slather on olive oil and then wrastle

[moel]

1. I can very much hear the snow melting

[noxxville]

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting

[moel]

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear

[lapietra]

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear
4. And despite lots of beer

[moel]

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear
4. And despite lots of beer
5. I don't find this to be a swell thing.

[lapietra]

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin

[Deviate]

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'

[lapietra]

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'
3. And when that one's finished

[Deviate]

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'
3. And when that one's finished
4. And my good mood diminished

[nycwriters]

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'
3. And when that one's finished
4. And my good mood diminished
5. I'll have to switch over to stuffin'

[Deviate]

1. This coffee is cold and quite stale

[lapietra]

1. This coffee is cold and quite stale
2. It's rancid and clumpy and pale

[Deviate]

1. This coffee is cold and quite stale
2. It's rancid and clumpy and pale
3. but drink it i must

[AllegroNg]

1. This coffee is cold and quite stale
2. It's rancid and clumpy and pale
3. but drink it i must
4. I have such a lust

[Deviate]

1. This coffee is cold and quite stale
2. It's rancid and clumpy and pale
3. But drink it i must
4. I have such a lust
5. For coffee that tastes like wet kale.

[lapietra]

1. Oh yummy! oh yummy! oh, yummy!

[Deviate]

1. Oh yummy! oh yummy! oh, yummy!
2. I've found something great for my tummy!

[masterofNone]

1. Oh yummy! oh yummy! oh, yummy!
2. I've found something great for my tummy!
3. it's sweet and it's green

[Deviate]

1. Oh yummy! oh yummy! oh, yummy!
2. I've found something great for my tummy!
3. it's sweet and it's green
4. I've just had seventeen

whoops! unintentional typo! please feel free to update!

[masterofNone]

1. Oh yummy! oh yummy! oh, yummy!
2. I've found something great for my tummy!
3. it's sweet and it's green
4. I've just have seventeen
5. How I do love those bears oh so gummi

[Deviate]

1. this weather is taking its toll

[lapietra]

1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll

[moel]

1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing