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titanicaxx
03-21-2003, 11:42 AM
1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing
4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing
lapietra
03-21-2003, 10:07 PM
1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing
4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing
5. And croon like Nathaniel King Cole.
1. If I leave here tomorrow
noxxville
03-22-2003, 06:46 PM
1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
masterofNone
03-23-2003, 01:26 AM
1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
beckstra
03-23-2003, 01:57 PM
1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
4. My journey is mapped
1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
4. My journey is mapped
5. I'm moving to Mt kilimanjaro.
beckstra
03-23-2003, 09:01 PM
1. my inflatable pool is gone
lapietra
03-23-2003, 09:07 PM
1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
AllegroNg
03-23-2003, 10:03 PM
1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
4. Just ran of to hide
noxxville
03-24-2003, 03:54 AM
1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
4. Just ran of to hide
5. I guess I'll watch some porn.
-or, If you want to rhyme with line #1
5. I guess I'll watch porn with MoN
nycwriters
03-24-2003, 04:33 AM
1. Lala went dancing at ten
chuckie egg
03-24-2003, 11:00 AM
1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve
lapietra
03-24-2003, 01:54 PM
1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve
4. and she said, "What the hell!!!"
chuckie egg
03-24-2003, 01:58 PM
1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve
4. and she said, "What the hell!!!"
5. and went home with fifteen young men! :eek:
lapietra
03-24-2003, 01:58 PM
1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!! :D
masterofNone
03-24-2003, 02:00 PM
1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!
chuckie egg
03-24-2003, 02:02 PM
1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!
3. My head feels all fuzzy..
1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!
3. My head feels all fuzzy..
4. And my thinking is muzzy
Deviate
03-24-2003, 07:23 PM
1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!
3. My head feels all fuzzy..
4. And my thinking is muzzy
5. Recovering from a case of the bends...
nycwriters
03-24-2003, 08:40 PM
1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I
lapietra
03-25-2003, 04:22 AM
1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I
3. I do things my own way
AllegroNg
03-25-2003, 10:11 AM
1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I
3. I do things my own way
4. I have applesauce for Ze
Frieda
03-25-2003, 01:29 PM
1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I
3. I do things my own way
4. I have applesauce for Ze
5. which tastes good with his grape pie
Deviate
03-25-2003, 02:03 PM
1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
Deviate
03-26-2003, 12:43 PM
1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
dinzdale
03-26-2003, 12:45 PM
1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
4. Up my old artichoke
masterofNone
03-26-2003, 12:46 PM
1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
4. Up my old artichoke
5. and prompts mr johnsons retreat
titanicaxx
03-26-2003, 12:54 PM
1. I think my computer is human
masterofNone
03-26-2003, 01:40 PM
1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
Deviate
03-26-2003, 01:45 PM
1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
lapietra
03-26-2003, 02:46 PM
1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"
masterofNone
03-26-2003, 05:54 PM
1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"
5. and proceded to insult my groomin'
Deviate
03-26-2003, 06:00 PM
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
lapietra
03-26-2003, 06:02 PM
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
masterofNone
03-26-2003, 09:27 PM
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
lapietra
03-26-2003, 10:41 PM
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
4. Combined with the nits
AllegroNg
03-27-2003, 07:37 PM
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
4. Combined with the nits
5. Get this zeppoli off my tits, please.:eek:
nycwriters
03-27-2003, 08:12 PM
1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
dinzdale
03-27-2003, 09:07 PM
1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
masterofNone
03-27-2003, 09:20 PM
1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie
dinzdale
03-28-2003, 01:23 PM
1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie
4. Arguing back and forth nightly
Deviate
03-28-2003, 03:21 PM
1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie
4. Arguing back and forth nightly
5. S'what they do when they get no action
lapietra
03-28-2003, 03:34 PM
1. I guess I should do the dishes
Deviate
03-28-2003, 03:37 PM
1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
lapietra
03-28-2003, 03:38 PM
1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot
Deviate
03-28-2003, 03:39 PM
1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot
4. On my black leather boot
lapietra
03-28-2003, 03:40 PM
1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot
4. On my black leather boot
5. And he's soft and his breath smells of fishes.
Deviate
03-28-2003, 03:42 PM
1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
lapietra
03-28-2003, 03:48 PM
1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
Deviate
03-28-2003, 05:19 PM
1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see
lapietra
03-28-2003, 05:24 PM
1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see
4. Made one just for me!
Deviate
03-28-2003, 05:25 PM
1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see
4. Made one just for me!
5. And I have to thank him a bunch!
lapietra
03-28-2003, 05:42 PM
1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
Deviate
03-28-2003, 05:44 PM
1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
lapietra
03-28-2003, 05:50 PM
1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words
Deviate
03-28-2003, 06:12 PM
1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words
4. and many names of birds
lapietra
03-28-2003, 06:23 PM
1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words
4. and many names of birds
5. Like "Centropus phasianinus".
Deviate
03-28-2003, 06:44 PM
1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
lapietra
03-29-2003, 05:01 AM
1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
masterofNone
03-29-2003, 12:07 PM
1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite
lapietra
03-29-2003, 01:55 PM
1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite
4. But she'll argue all night
Deviate
03-29-2003, 03:52 PM
1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite
4. But she'll argue all night
5. about which guy was cuter on Chips
1kookykat
03-29-2003, 04:22 PM
Click (http://home.attbi.com/~sapphirebullets/EricEstrada.jpg)
Hey, I didn't make it. Don't get mad at me.
Deviate
03-29-2003, 05:34 PM
yeah? and?
Deviate
03-29-2003, 05:35 PM
1. computer chit-chats late at night
lapietra
03-29-2003, 05:45 PM
1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
Deviate
03-29-2003, 07:21 PM
1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed
lapietra
03-29-2003, 08:55 PM
1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed
4. your friendships can get thrashed
AllegroNg
03-30-2003, 12:10 AM
1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed
4. your friendships can get thrashed
5. Then there's make-up sex after the fight!
lapietra
03-30-2003, 02:16 PM
1. I'm going to climb up a hill
1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
masterofNone
03-30-2003, 02:39 PM
1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown
AllegroNg
03-30-2003, 04:24 PM
1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown
4. and have her go down
lapietra
03-31-2003, 12:05 AM
1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown
4. and have her go down
5. to the store for some anti-burn goo.
Deviate
03-31-2003, 12:49 AM
1. I could use a really stiff drink
masterofNone
03-31-2003, 12:55 AM
1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
Deviate
03-31-2003, 01:00 AM
1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit
masterofNone
03-31-2003, 01:31 AM
1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit
4. then lean over and spit
Deviate
03-31-2003, 01:52 AM
1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit
4. then lean over and spit
5. Shoo! That stuff's stronger than you'd think
1. The stipper is soon to arrive
Deviate
03-31-2003, 12:48 PM
1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five.
1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long
Deviate
03-31-2003, 12:53 PM
(it's too easy)
1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long
4. I'm not all that strong
masterofNone
03-31-2003, 01:22 PM
1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long
4. I'm not all that strong
5. guess I'll resort to a little hand jive.
Deviate
03-31-2003, 01:26 PM
1. This chicken is staring me down
1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown
Deviate
03-31-2003, 02:34 PM
1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown
3. But smile I shall
masterofNone
03-31-2003, 03:14 PM
1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown
3. But smile I shall
4. My small feathered pal
lapietra
03-31-2003, 03:59 PM
1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown
3. But smile I shall
4. My small feathered pal
5. Is wearing a red sequined gown.
Deviate
03-31-2003, 04:15 PM
1. There once was a fella named Earl
lapietra
03-31-2003, 04:19 PM
1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl
Deviate
03-31-2003, 04:28 PM
1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl
3. While wearing hot pants
lapietra
03-31-2003, 04:29 PM
1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl
3. While wearing hot pants
4. He seductively danced
Deviate
03-31-2003, 04:31 PM
1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl
3. While wearing hot pants
4. He seductively danced
5. And demanded that all call him Pearl
lapietra
03-31-2003, 04:33 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
Deviate
03-31-2003, 04:36 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
lapietra
03-31-2003, 04:37 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -
Deviate
03-31-2003, 04:50 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -
4. not primarily -
zenbabe
03-31-2003, 04:51 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -
4. not primarily -
5. I never have to buy it, i'm HOT!
lapietra
03-31-2003, 04:55 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -
4. not primarily -
5. At least, that's what I'll say if I'm caught -
noxxville
03-31-2003, 10:42 PM
1. Oh dear god, the beans
lapietra
03-31-2003, 10:54 PM
1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans
masterofNone
03-31-2003, 11:01 PM
1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans
3. Holy Frejoles!
lapietra
04-01-2003, 12:43 AM
1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans
3. Holy Frejoles!
4. I just ate tres bowles
nycwriters
04-01-2003, 04:21 AM
1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans
3. Holy Frejoles!
4. I just ate tres bowles
5. I think I just burst at the seams
AllegroNg
04-01-2003, 10:40 AM
1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
amanda
04-01-2003, 12:47 PM
1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
masterofNone
04-01-2003, 12:56 PM
1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
3. wet, black, and furry
lapietra
04-01-2003, 03:24 PM
1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
3. wet, black, and furry
4. but it won't deter me
masterofNone
04-01-2003, 03:43 PM
1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
3. wet, black, and furry
4. but it won't deter me
5. from drinking a quart of some Ripple.
lapietra
04-01-2003, 03:55 PM
1. Today I tumbled out of bed
Deviate
04-01-2003, 07:34 PM
1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
masterofNone
04-01-2003, 08:01 PM
1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue
lapietra
04-01-2003, 08:53 PM
1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue
4. so, of course, I blame you
AllegroNg
04-01-2003, 10:57 PM
1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue
4. so, of course, I blame you
5. The Papa Smurf wrath you shall DREAD !!
noxxville
04-02-2003, 02:28 AM
1. There once was a girl with no pants
masterofNone
04-02-2003, 09:57 AM
1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
nycwriters
04-02-2003, 11:36 AM
1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
AllegroNg
04-02-2003, 11:55 AM
1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
4. She'd then ring your bell
amanda
04-02-2003, 01:47 PM
1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
4. She'd then ring your bell
5. And tell you her name was "Lance"
lapietra
04-02-2003, 02:16 PM
1. I would like to travel in space
masterofNone
04-02-2003, 02:22 PM
1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
lapietra
04-02-2003, 02:25 PM
1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars
masterofNone
04-02-2003, 02:29 PM
1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars
4. give a bear hug to Mars
lapietra
04-02-2003, 02:51 PM
1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars
4. give a bear hug to Mars
5. and dress Venus in velvets and lace.
nycwriters
04-02-2003, 03:21 PM
1. It suddenly occured to me
lapietra
04-02-2003, 03:35 PM
1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
noxxville
04-02-2003, 08:52 PM
1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help
lapietra
04-02-2003, 08:56 PM
1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help
4. I'll wrap myself in kelp
dinzdale
04-03-2003, 02:02 PM
1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help
4. I'll wrap myself in kelp
5. And spank myself totally silly
lapietra
04-03-2003, 03:59 PM
1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
dinzdale
04-03-2003, 04:14 PM
1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?
masterofNone
04-03-2003, 04:18 PM
1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?
3. they're fine on a bun
lapietra
04-03-2003, 05:10 PM
1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?
3. they're fine on a bun
4. Or in a won ton
AllegroNg
04-04-2003, 12:22 AM
1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?
3. they're fine on a bun
4. Or in a won ton
5. Or blend them in your Pina Colada!
chuckie egg
04-04-2003, 09:47 AM
1. There was a young lady called Angie.
lapietra
04-04-2003, 03:04 PM
1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji
nycwriters
04-04-2003, 07:42 PM
1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji
3. She asked "whatchya wearin'?"
lapietra
04-04-2003, 07:48 PM
1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji
3. She asked "whatchya wearin'?
4. I'm Ze's for child-bearin' - "
nycwriters
04-04-2003, 07:50 PM
1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji
3. She asked "whatchya wearin'?
4. I'm Ze's for child-bearin' - "
5. She'd often exclaim while quite randy.
lapietra
04-04-2003, 07:53 PM
1. don't think I can hold out much longer
dinzdale
04-04-2003, 08:24 PM
1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger
trisherina
04-05-2003, 02:41 AM
1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger
3. I'll pull 'til I sweat,
noxxville
04-05-2003, 06:37 PM
1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger
3. I'll pull 'til I sweat,
4. And make eyes at Chet
trisherina
04-06-2003, 01:44 AM
1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger
3. I'll pull 'til I sweat,
4. And make eyes at Chet
5. Who they say used to boink Darva Conger.
lapietra
04-06-2003, 01:50 AM
1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
nycwriters
04-06-2003, 12:59 PM
1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
lapietra
04-06-2003, 03:33 PM
1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say
1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say
4. But I say it anyway
lapietra
04-06-2003, 03:48 PM
1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say
4. But I say it anyway
5. And end up looking like a lout.
(if you read with with a Brooklynese accent it sounds okay...)
1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
AllegroNg
04-06-2003, 11:48 PM
1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
lapietra
04-07-2003, 02:32 AM
1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies
1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies
4. But always says mew please
lapietra
04-07-2003, 08:08 PM
1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies
4. But always says mew please
5. And after each meal takes some Beano.
nycwriters
04-07-2003, 08:48 PM
1. I've got something back here to show you
lapietra
04-07-2003, 08:49 PM
1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
nycwriters
04-07-2003, 10:10 PM
1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm
lapietra
04-08-2003, 12:40 AM
1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm
4. It's fresh from the farm!
noxxville
04-08-2003, 01:30 AM
1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm
4. It's fresh from the farm!
5. Wouldn't you like to pet my emu?
nycwriters
04-08-2003, 03:00 AM
1. A wacky young man runs this site
lapietra
04-08-2003, 03:31 AM
1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight
Deviate
04-08-2003, 01:11 PM
1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight
3. But don't ask him to dance
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 01:21 PM
1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight
3. But don't ask him to dance
4. Or he'll take off his pants
lapietra
04-08-2003, 01:24 PM
1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight
3. But don't ask him to dance
4. Or he'll take off his pants
5. And that's certain to start a catfight
Deviate
04-08-2003, 03:17 PM
1. there once was a chicken named Chuckles
1. there once was a chicken named Chuckles
2. Who threatened to use brass knuckles
AllegroNg
04-09-2003, 12:05 AM
1. there once was a chicken named Chuckles
2. Who threatened to use brass knuckles
3. He makes the hens giggle
1. there once was a chicken named Chuckles
2. Who threatened to use brass knuckles
3. He makes the hens giggle
4. and squeal at his wiggle
lapietra
04-09-2003, 04:39 AM
1. there once was a chicken named Chuckles
2. Who threatened to use brass knuckles
3. He makes the hens giggle
4. and squeal at his wiggle
5. and his very large silver belt buckles.
lapietra
04-09-2003, 04:40 AM
1. The true definition of sanity
laughingbuddha
04-09-2003, 05:42 AM
1. The true definition of sanity
2. Does not lie in vanity
Deviate
04-09-2003, 12:24 PM
1. The true definition of sanity
2. Does not lie in vanity
3. But if'n you pleases
1. The true definition of sanity
2. Does not lie in vanity
3. But if'n you pleases
4. Your dysfunctional kneeses
masterofNone
04-09-2003, 09:36 PM
1. The true definition of sanity
2. Does not lie in vanity
3. But if'n you pleases
4. Your dysfunctional kneeses
5. are the cause of my psyche's calamity
1. Kooky kooky lend me your comb
AllegroNg
04-09-2003, 10:14 PM
1. Kooky kooky lend me your comb
2. Or else I will kick your lawn gnome
1. Kooky kooky lend me your comb
2. Or else I will kick your lawn gnome
3. His plastic ass flying
lapietra
04-09-2003, 10:31 PM
1. Kooky kooky lend me your comb
2. Or else I will kick your lawn gnome
3. His plastic ass flying
4. The neighbor's kids crying
1. Kooky kooky lend me your comb
2. Or else I will kick your lawn gnome
3. His plastic ass flying
4. The neighbor's kids crying
5. And Mr. Smith buffing his chrome
1. Oh if only my bum wasn't itchy
1kookykat
04-10-2003, 12:37 AM
NO ONE HAD BETTER KICK MY LAWN GNOME, DAMMIT
1kookykat
04-10-2003, 12:38 AM
Sorry.
Carry on.
lapietra
04-10-2003, 02:32 AM
1. Oh if only my bum wasn't itchy
2. It's making me feel a skosh bitchy
masterofNone
04-10-2003, 07:46 AM
1. Oh if only my bum wasn't itchy
2. It's making me feel a skosh bitchy
3. I slather on lotion
Frieda
04-10-2003, 08:10 AM
1. Oh if only my bum wasn't itchy
2. It's making me feel a skosh bitchy
3. I slather on lotion
4. And a pink potion
masterofNone
04-10-2003, 08:22 AM
1. Oh if only my bum wasn't itchy
2. It's making me feel a skosh bitchy
3. I slather on lotion
4. And a pink potion
5. And rub it against my cat, Ritchie
AllegroNg
04-10-2003, 08:25 AM
1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
dinzdale
04-10-2003, 09:27 AM
1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
2. If it gives me any more sass
nycwriters
04-10-2003, 12:46 PM
1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
2. If it gives me any more sass
3. Its fat little face
Deviate
04-10-2003, 01:53 PM
1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
2. If it gives me any more sass
3. Its fat little face
4. Will be promptly displaced
lapietra
04-10-2003, 02:24 PM
1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
2. If it gives me any more sass
3. Its fat little face
4. Will be promptly displaced
5. By a good swift kick in the ass.
1. Late last night when I got home
nycwriters
04-10-2003, 03:50 PM
1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone
lapietra
04-10-2003, 06:14 PM
1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone
3. I hit him with my purse
nycwriters
04-10-2003, 06:41 PM
1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone
3. I hit him with my purse
4. He regaled me with verse
AllegroNg
04-10-2003, 11:02 PM
1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone
3. I hit him with my purse
4. He regaled me with verse
5. I can't pee when you watch, leave me alone!
1. I haven't a clue how it got there
nycwriters
04-11-2003, 08:53 AM
1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there
1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there
3. Now what do we do?
nycwriters
04-11-2003, 08:56 AM
1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there
3. Now what do we do?
4. I think we are screwed
1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there
3. Now what do we do?
4. I think we are screwed
5. To be honest, I don't really care.
nycwriters
04-11-2003, 09:01 AM
1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
laughingbuddha
04-11-2003, 09:09 AM
1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off
1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off
3. This is the sweetest limerick ever
masterofNone
04-11-2003, 11:55 AM
1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off
3. This is the sweetest limerick ever
4. Wibbledy Pibbledy Poo
1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off
3. This is the sweetest limerick ever
4. Wibbledy Pibbledy Poo
5. And happily ever after.
dinzdale
04-11-2003, 12:31 PM
1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
nycwriters
04-11-2003, 12:34 PM
1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid
1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid
3. But when he couldn't pay up
lapietra
04-11-2003, 06:14 PM
1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid
3. But when he couldn't pay up
4. All night he would stay up
1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid
3. But when he couldn't pay up
4. All night he would stay up
5. Writing lim'ricks about what he did
nycwriters
04-11-2003, 06:56 PM
1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee
AllegroNg
04-11-2003, 09:37 PM
1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee
3. She sat there and wished
lapietra
04-12-2003, 04:28 AM
1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee
3. She sat there and wished
4. she was Lillian Gish
AllegroNg
04-12-2003, 11:32 AM
1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee
3. She sat there and wished
4. she was Lillian Gish
5. "A good piss would make me so happy"
nycwriters
04-12-2003, 12:19 PM
1. There once was a young lad named Ze
1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"
AllegroNg
04-12-2003, 01:59 PM
1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"
3. ".. that I shall hug Ng!!:):):)
nycwriters
04-12-2003, 03:09 PM
1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"
3. ".. that I shall hug Ng!!
4. and everyone else - bada bing
zenbabe
04-12-2003, 03:21 PM
1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"
3. ".. that I shall hug Ng!!
4. and everyone else - bada bing
5. Lets all have a roll in the hay
lapietra
04-12-2003, 05:31 PM
1. I need to stop thinking so much
AllegroNg
04-12-2003, 08:29 PM
1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch
1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch
3. But if held down too long
1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch
3. But if held down too long
4. I might break out in song
dinzdale
04-14-2003, 06:09 PM
1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch
3. But if held down too long
4. I might break out in song
5. And people would think I've lost touch
nycwriters
04-14-2003, 10:24 PM
1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
nycwriters
04-15-2003, 12:20 AM
1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing
chuckie egg
04-15-2003, 08:43 AM
1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing
4. And most probably sing
dinzdale
04-15-2003, 11:04 AM
1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing
4. And most probably sing
5. Off key, but to me, quite divine.
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
nycwriters
04-15-2003, 03:01 PM
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
AllegroNg
04-15-2003, 03:39 PM
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
nycwriters
04-15-2003, 03:43 PM
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. Hand somewhere obscene
dinzdale
04-15-2003, 03:44 PM
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. And her legs splayed obscene
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. And her legs splayed obscene/Hand somewhere obscene
5. Billie blithely blotted her blister
nycwriters
04-15-2003, 05:17 PM
1. We are so lost, it's not funny
1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
zenbabe
04-15-2003, 07:30 PM
1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me
noxxville
04-16-2003, 12:50 AM
1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me
4. With a big cup of hash tea
1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me
4. With a big cup of hash tea
5. Oh why are my eyelids so runny ?
chuckie egg
04-16-2003, 02:18 PM
1. There was a young thing called Ambo
nycwriters
04-16-2003, 04:26 PM
1. There was a young thing called Ambo
2. Who looks absolutely nothing like Rambo
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