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titanicaxx
03-21-2003, 11:42 AM
1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing
4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing

lapietra
03-21-2003, 10:07 PM
1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing
4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing
5. And croon like Nathaniel King Cole.

moel
03-22-2003, 02:00 AM
1. If I leave here tomorrow

noxxville
03-22-2003, 06:46 PM
1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?

masterofNone
03-23-2003, 01:26 AM
1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed

beckstra
03-23-2003, 01:57 PM
1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
4. My journey is mapped

moel
03-23-2003, 02:01 PM
1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
4. My journey is mapped
5. I'm moving to Mt kilimanjaro.

beckstra
03-23-2003, 09:01 PM
1. my inflatable pool is gone

lapietra
03-23-2003, 09:07 PM
1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn

AllegroNg
03-23-2003, 10:03 PM
1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide

moel
03-23-2003, 10:40 PM
1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
4. Just ran of to hide

noxxville
03-24-2003, 03:54 AM
1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
4. Just ran of to hide
5. I guess I'll watch some porn.

-or, If you want to rhyme with line #1

5. I guess I'll watch porn with MoN

nycwriters
03-24-2003, 04:33 AM
1. Lala went dancing at ten

chuckie egg
03-24-2003, 11:00 AM
1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then

moel
03-24-2003, 11:16 AM
1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve

lapietra
03-24-2003, 01:54 PM
1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve
4. and she said, "What the hell!!!"

chuckie egg
03-24-2003, 01:58 PM
1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve
4. and she said, "What the hell!!!"
5. and went home with fifteen young men! :eek:

lapietra
03-24-2003, 01:58 PM
1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!! :D

masterofNone
03-24-2003, 02:00 PM
1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!

chuckie egg
03-24-2003, 02:02 PM
1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!
3. My head feels all fuzzy..

moel
03-24-2003, 05:54 PM
1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!
3. My head feels all fuzzy..
4. And my thinking is muzzy

Deviate
03-24-2003, 07:23 PM
1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!
3. My head feels all fuzzy..
4. And my thinking is muzzy
5. Recovering from a case of the bends...

nycwriters
03-24-2003, 08:40 PM
1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I

moel
03-24-2003, 08:44 PM
1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I

lapietra
03-25-2003, 04:22 AM
1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I
3. I do things my own way

AllegroNg
03-25-2003, 10:11 AM
1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I
3. I do things my own way
4. I have applesauce for Ze

Frieda
03-25-2003, 01:29 PM
1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I
3. I do things my own way
4. I have applesauce for Ze
5. which tastes good with his grape pie

Deviate
03-25-2003, 02:03 PM
1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat

moel
03-26-2003, 02:07 AM
1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet

Deviate
03-26-2003, 12:43 PM
1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes

dinzdale
03-26-2003, 12:45 PM
1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
4. Up my old artichoke

masterofNone
03-26-2003, 12:46 PM
1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
4. Up my old artichoke
5. and prompts mr johnsons retreat

titanicaxx
03-26-2003, 12:54 PM
1. I think my computer is human

masterofNone
03-26-2003, 01:40 PM
1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'

Deviate
03-26-2003, 01:45 PM
1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete

lapietra
03-26-2003, 02:46 PM
1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"

masterofNone
03-26-2003, 05:54 PM
1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"
5. and proceded to insult my groomin'

Deviate
03-26-2003, 06:00 PM
1. I think I've eaten too much grease

lapietra
03-26-2003, 06:02 PM
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease

masterofNone
03-26-2003, 09:27 PM
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits

lapietra
03-26-2003, 10:41 PM
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
4. Combined with the nits

AllegroNg
03-27-2003, 07:37 PM
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
4. Combined with the nits
5. Get this zeppoli off my tits, please.:eek:

nycwriters
03-27-2003, 08:12 PM
1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN

dinzdale
03-27-2003, 09:07 PM
1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then

masterofNone
03-27-2003, 09:20 PM
1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie

dinzdale
03-28-2003, 01:23 PM
1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie
4. Arguing back and forth nightly

Deviate
03-28-2003, 03:21 PM
1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie
4. Arguing back and forth nightly
5. S'what they do when they get no action

lapietra
03-28-2003, 03:34 PM
1. I guess I should do the dishes

Deviate
03-28-2003, 03:37 PM
1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes

lapietra
03-28-2003, 03:38 PM
1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot

Deviate
03-28-2003, 03:39 PM
1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot
4. On my black leather boot

lapietra
03-28-2003, 03:40 PM
1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot
4. On my black leather boot
5. And he's soft and his breath smells of fishes.

Deviate
03-28-2003, 03:42 PM
1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch

lapietra
03-28-2003, 03:48 PM
1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch

Deviate
03-28-2003, 05:19 PM
1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see

lapietra
03-28-2003, 05:24 PM
1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see
4. Made one just for me!

Deviate
03-28-2003, 05:25 PM
1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see
4. Made one just for me!
5. And I have to thank him a bunch!

lapietra
03-28-2003, 05:42 PM
1. What I'd do without my thesaurus

Deviate
03-28-2003, 05:44 PM
1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us

lapietra
03-28-2003, 05:50 PM
1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words

Deviate
03-28-2003, 06:12 PM
1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words
4. and many names of birds

lapietra
03-28-2003, 06:23 PM
1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words
4. and many names of birds
5. Like "Centropus phasianinus".

Deviate
03-28-2003, 06:44 PM
1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!

lapietra
03-29-2003, 05:01 AM
1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip

masterofNone
03-29-2003, 12:07 PM
1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite

lapietra
03-29-2003, 01:55 PM
1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite
4. But she'll argue all night

Deviate
03-29-2003, 03:52 PM
1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite
4. But she'll argue all night
5. about which guy was cuter on Chips

1kookykat
03-29-2003, 04:22 PM
Click (http://home.attbi.com/~sapphirebullets/EricEstrada.jpg)


Hey, I didn't make it. Don't get mad at me.

Deviate
03-29-2003, 05:34 PM
yeah? and?

Deviate
03-29-2003, 05:35 PM
1. computer chit-chats late at night

lapietra
03-29-2003, 05:45 PM
1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight

Deviate
03-29-2003, 07:21 PM
1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed

lapietra
03-29-2003, 08:55 PM
1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed
4. your friendships can get thrashed

AllegroNg
03-30-2003, 12:10 AM
1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed
4. your friendships can get thrashed
5. Then there's make-up sex after the fight!

lapietra
03-30-2003, 02:16 PM
1. I'm going to climb up a hill

moel
03-30-2003, 02:27 PM
1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill

masterofNone
03-30-2003, 02:39 PM
1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown

AllegroNg
03-30-2003, 04:24 PM
1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown
4. and have her go down

lapietra
03-31-2003, 12:05 AM
1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown
4. and have her go down
5. to the store for some anti-burn goo.

Deviate
03-31-2003, 12:49 AM
1. I could use a really stiff drink

masterofNone
03-31-2003, 12:55 AM
1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink

Deviate
03-31-2003, 01:00 AM
1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit

masterofNone
03-31-2003, 01:31 AM
1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit
4. then lean over and spit

Deviate
03-31-2003, 01:52 AM
1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit
4. then lean over and spit
5. Shoo! That stuff's stronger than you'd think

moel
03-31-2003, 12:45 PM
1. The stipper is soon to arrive

Deviate
03-31-2003, 12:48 PM
1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five.

moel
03-31-2003, 12:51 PM
1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long

Deviate
03-31-2003, 12:53 PM
(it's too easy)

1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long
4. I'm not all that strong

masterofNone
03-31-2003, 01:22 PM
1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long
4. I'm not all that strong
5. guess I'll resort to a little hand jive.

Deviate
03-31-2003, 01:26 PM
1. This chicken is staring me down

moel
03-31-2003, 02:20 PM
1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown

Deviate
03-31-2003, 02:34 PM
1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown
3. But smile I shall

masterofNone
03-31-2003, 03:14 PM
1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown
3. But smile I shall
4. My small feathered pal

lapietra
03-31-2003, 03:59 PM
1. This chicken is staring me down
2. It thinks it can make me frown
3. But smile I shall
4. My small feathered pal
5. Is wearing a red sequined gown.

Deviate
03-31-2003, 04:15 PM
1. There once was a fella named Earl

lapietra
03-31-2003, 04:19 PM
1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl

Deviate
03-31-2003, 04:28 PM
1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl
3. While wearing hot pants

lapietra
03-31-2003, 04:29 PM
1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl
3. While wearing hot pants
4. He seductively danced

Deviate
03-31-2003, 04:31 PM
1. There once was a fella named Earl
2. Who liked to dress up like a girl
3. While wearing hot pants
4. He seductively danced
5. And demanded that all call him Pearl

lapietra
03-31-2003, 04:33 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot

Deviate
03-31-2003, 04:36 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot

lapietra
03-31-2003, 04:37 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -

Deviate
03-31-2003, 04:50 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -
4. not primarily -

zenbabe
03-31-2003, 04:51 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -
4. not primarily -
5. I never have to buy it, i'm HOT!

lapietra
03-31-2003, 04:55 PM
1. I know that I'm asking a lot
2. But I'd like you to lend me some pot
3. Oh, it's not for me -
4. not primarily -
5. At least, that's what I'll say if I'm caught -

noxxville
03-31-2003, 10:42 PM
1. Oh dear god, the beans

lapietra
03-31-2003, 10:54 PM
1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans

masterofNone
03-31-2003, 11:01 PM
1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans
3. Holy Frejoles!

lapietra
04-01-2003, 12:43 AM
1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans
3. Holy Frejoles!
4. I just ate tres bowles

nycwriters
04-01-2003, 04:21 AM
1. Oh dear god, the beans
2. I'm blowing a hole in my jeans
3. Holy Frejoles!
4. I just ate tres bowles
5. I think I just burst at the seams

AllegroNg
04-01-2003, 10:40 AM
1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!

amanda
04-01-2003, 12:47 PM
1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?

masterofNone
04-01-2003, 12:56 PM
1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
3. wet, black, and furry

lapietra
04-01-2003, 03:24 PM
1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
3. wet, black, and furry
4. but it won't deter me

masterofNone
04-01-2003, 03:43 PM
1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
3. wet, black, and furry
4. but it won't deter me
5. from drinking a quart of some Ripple.

lapietra
04-01-2003, 03:55 PM
1. Today I tumbled out of bed

Deviate
04-01-2003, 07:34 PM
1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red

masterofNone
04-01-2003, 08:01 PM
1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue

lapietra
04-01-2003, 08:53 PM
1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue
4. so, of course, I blame you

AllegroNg
04-01-2003, 10:57 PM
1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue
4. so, of course, I blame you
5. The Papa Smurf wrath you shall DREAD !!

noxxville
04-02-2003, 02:28 AM
1. There once was a girl with no pants

masterofNone
04-02-2003, 09:57 AM
1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance

nycwriters
04-02-2003, 11:36 AM
1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell

AllegroNg
04-02-2003, 11:55 AM
1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
4. She'd then ring your bell

amanda
04-02-2003, 01:47 PM
1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
4. She'd then ring your bell
5. And tell you her name was "Lance"

lapietra
04-02-2003, 02:16 PM
1. I would like to travel in space

masterofNone
04-02-2003, 02:22 PM
1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace

lapietra
04-02-2003, 02:25 PM
1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars

masterofNone
04-02-2003, 02:29 PM
1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars
4. give a bear hug to Mars

lapietra
04-02-2003, 02:51 PM
1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars
4. give a bear hug to Mars
5. and dress Venus in velvets and lace.

nycwriters
04-02-2003, 03:21 PM
1. It suddenly occured to me

lapietra
04-02-2003, 03:35 PM
1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy

noxxville
04-02-2003, 08:52 PM
1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help

lapietra
04-02-2003, 08:56 PM
1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help
4. I'll wrap myself in kelp

dinzdale
04-03-2003, 02:02 PM
1. It suddenly occured to me
2. It's up to me to be happy
3. Since no one will help
4. I'll wrap myself in kelp
5. And spank myself totally silly

lapietra
04-03-2003, 03:59 PM
1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?

dinzdale
04-03-2003, 04:14 PM
1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?

masterofNone
04-03-2003, 04:18 PM
1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?
3. they're fine on a bun

lapietra
04-03-2003, 05:10 PM
1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?
3. they're fine on a bun
4. Or in a won ton

AllegroNg
04-04-2003, 12:22 AM
1. What to do with a pack of chihuahuas?
2. Fry them, Grill them or make enchilladas ?
3. they're fine on a bun
4. Or in a won ton
5. Or blend them in your Pina Colada!

chuckie egg
04-04-2003, 09:47 AM
1. There was a young lady called Angie.

lapietra
04-04-2003, 03:04 PM
1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji

nycwriters
04-04-2003, 07:42 PM
1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji
3. She asked "whatchya wearin'?"

lapietra
04-04-2003, 07:48 PM
1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji
3. She asked "whatchya wearin'?
4. I'm Ze's for child-bearin' - "

nycwriters
04-04-2003, 07:50 PM
1. There was a young lady called Angie
2. Who liked to write poetry in kanji
3. She asked "whatchya wearin'?
4. I'm Ze's for child-bearin' - "
5. She'd often exclaim while quite randy.

lapietra
04-04-2003, 07:53 PM
1. don't think I can hold out much longer

dinzdale
04-04-2003, 08:24 PM
1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger

trisherina
04-05-2003, 02:41 AM
1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger
3. I'll pull 'til I sweat,

noxxville
04-05-2003, 06:37 PM
1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger
3. I'll pull 'til I sweat,
4. And make eyes at Chet

trisherina
04-06-2003, 01:44 AM
1. don't think I can hold out much longer
2. but these wrist curls are making me stronger
3. I'll pull 'til I sweat,
4. And make eyes at Chet
5. Who they say used to boink Darva Conger.

lapietra
04-06-2003, 01:50 AM
1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"

nycwriters
04-06-2003, 12:59 PM
1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south

lapietra
04-06-2003, 03:33 PM
1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say

moel
04-06-2003, 03:40 PM
1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say
4. But I say it anyway

lapietra
04-06-2003, 03:48 PM
1. A perpetual case of "foot in mouth"
2. The conversation inevitably goes south
3. I *know* what not to say
4. But I say it anyway
5. And end up looking like a lout.

(if you read with with a Brooklynese accent it sounds okay...)

moel
04-06-2003, 06:04 PM
1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo

AllegroNg
04-06-2003, 11:48 PM
1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo

lapietra
04-07-2003, 02:32 AM
1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies

moel
04-07-2003, 08:59 AM
1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies
4. But always says mew please

lapietra
04-07-2003, 08:08 PM
1. There was middle-aged cat named Turbo
2. Who looked a bit like Tom Servo
3. Snidely comments at movies
4. But always says mew please
5. And after each meal takes some Beano.

nycwriters
04-07-2003, 08:48 PM
1. I've got something back here to show you

lapietra
04-07-2003, 08:49 PM
1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you

nycwriters
04-07-2003, 10:10 PM
1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm

lapietra
04-08-2003, 12:40 AM
1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm
4. It's fresh from the farm!

noxxville
04-08-2003, 01:30 AM
1. I've got something back here to show you
2. It'll help me better get to know you
3. It's furry and warm
4. It's fresh from the farm!
5. Wouldn't you like to pet my emu?

nycwriters
04-08-2003, 03:00 AM
1. A wacky young man runs this site

lapietra
04-08-2003, 03:31 AM
1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight

Deviate
04-08-2003, 01:11 PM
1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight
3. But don't ask him to dance

dinzdale
04-08-2003, 01:21 PM
1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight
3. But don't ask him to dance
4. Or he'll take off his pants

lapietra
04-08-2003, 01:24 PM
1. A wacky young man runs this site
2. He makes toys that inspire delight
3. But don't ask him to dance
4. Or he'll take off his pants
5. And that's certain to start a catfight

Deviate
04-08-2003, 03:17 PM
1. there once was a chicken named Chuckles

moel
04-08-2003, 11:30 PM
1. there once was a chicken named Chuckles
2. Who threatened to use brass knuckles

AllegroNg
04-09-2003, 12:05 AM
1. there once was a chicken named Chuckles
2. Who threatened to use brass knuckles
3. He makes the hens giggle

ambo
04-09-2003, 01:43 AM
1. there once was a chicken named Chuckles
2. Who threatened to use brass knuckles
3. He makes the hens giggle
4. and squeal at his wiggle

lapietra
04-09-2003, 04:39 AM
1. there once was a chicken named Chuckles
2. Who threatened to use brass knuckles
3. He makes the hens giggle
4. and squeal at his wiggle
5. and his very large silver belt buckles.

lapietra
04-09-2003, 04:40 AM
1. The true definition of sanity

laughingbuddha
04-09-2003, 05:42 AM
1. The true definition of sanity
2. Does not lie in vanity

Deviate
04-09-2003, 12:24 PM
1. The true definition of sanity
2. Does not lie in vanity
3. But if'n you pleases

ambo
04-09-2003, 01:52 PM
1. The true definition of sanity
2. Does not lie in vanity
3. But if'n you pleases
4. Your dysfunctional kneeses

masterofNone
04-09-2003, 09:36 PM
1. The true definition of sanity
2. Does not lie in vanity
3. But if'n you pleases
4. Your dysfunctional kneeses
5. are the cause of my psyche's calamity

moel
04-09-2003, 09:44 PM
1. Kooky kooky lend me your comb

AllegroNg
04-09-2003, 10:14 PM
1. Kooky kooky lend me your comb
2. Or else I will kick your lawn gnome

ambo
04-09-2003, 10:18 PM
1. Kooky kooky lend me your comb
2. Or else I will kick your lawn gnome
3. His plastic ass flying

lapietra
04-09-2003, 10:31 PM
1. Kooky kooky lend me your comb
2. Or else I will kick your lawn gnome
3. His plastic ass flying
4. The neighbor's kids crying

ambo
04-10-2003, 12:28 AM
1. Kooky kooky lend me your comb
2. Or else I will kick your lawn gnome
3. His plastic ass flying
4. The neighbor's kids crying
5. And Mr. Smith buffing his chrome

ambo
04-10-2003, 12:29 AM
1. Oh if only my bum wasn't itchy

1kookykat
04-10-2003, 12:37 AM
NO ONE HAD BETTER KICK MY LAWN GNOME, DAMMIT

1kookykat
04-10-2003, 12:38 AM
Sorry.



Carry on.

lapietra
04-10-2003, 02:32 AM
1. Oh if only my bum wasn't itchy
2. It's making me feel a skosh bitchy

masterofNone
04-10-2003, 07:46 AM
1. Oh if only my bum wasn't itchy
2. It's making me feel a skosh bitchy
3. I slather on lotion

Frieda
04-10-2003, 08:10 AM
1. Oh if only my bum wasn't itchy
2. It's making me feel a skosh bitchy
3. I slather on lotion
4. And a pink potion

masterofNone
04-10-2003, 08:22 AM
1. Oh if only my bum wasn't itchy
2. It's making me feel a skosh bitchy
3. I slather on lotion
4. And a pink potion
5. And rub it against my cat, Ritchie

AllegroNg
04-10-2003, 08:25 AM
1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass

dinzdale
04-10-2003, 09:27 AM
1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
2. If it gives me any more sass

nycwriters
04-10-2003, 12:46 PM
1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
2. If it gives me any more sass
3. Its fat little face

Deviate
04-10-2003, 01:53 PM
1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
2. If it gives me any more sass
3. Its fat little face
4. Will be promptly displaced

lapietra
04-10-2003, 02:24 PM
1. Your lawn gnome's ass is grass
2. If it gives me any more sass
3. Its fat little face
4. Will be promptly displaced
5. By a good swift kick in the ass.

ambo
04-10-2003, 02:44 PM
1. Late last night when I got home

nycwriters
04-10-2003, 03:50 PM
1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone

lapietra
04-10-2003, 06:14 PM
1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone
3. I hit him with my purse

nycwriters
04-10-2003, 06:41 PM
1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone
3. I hit him with my purse
4. He regaled me with verse

AllegroNg
04-10-2003, 11:02 PM
1. Late last night when I got home
2. Dickie in the bushes on the telephone
3. I hit him with my purse
4. He regaled me with verse
5. I can't pee when you watch, leave me alone!

ambo
04-11-2003, 12:05 AM
1. I haven't a clue how it got there

nycwriters
04-11-2003, 08:53 AM
1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there

moel
04-11-2003, 08:54 AM
1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there
3. Now what do we do?

nycwriters
04-11-2003, 08:56 AM
1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there
3. Now what do we do?
4. I think we are screwed

moel
04-11-2003, 08:57 AM
1. I haven't a clue how it got there
2. It's really a bit of a shock there
3. Now what do we do?
4. I think we are screwed
5. To be honest, I don't really care.

nycwriters
04-11-2003, 09:01 AM
1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday

laughingbuddha
04-11-2003, 09:09 AM
1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off

moel
04-11-2003, 11:49 AM
1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off
3. This is the sweetest limerick ever

masterofNone
04-11-2003, 11:55 AM
1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off
3. This is the sweetest limerick ever
4. Wibbledy Pibbledy Poo

moel
04-11-2003, 11:57 AM
1. If fifteen hairy men dance on Sunday
2. Seventeen girls will shave their hair off
3. This is the sweetest limerick ever
4. Wibbledy Pibbledy Poo
5. And happily ever after.

dinzdale
04-11-2003, 12:31 PM
1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid

nycwriters
04-11-2003, 12:34 PM
1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid

ambo
04-11-2003, 04:36 PM
1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid
3. But when he couldn't pay up

lapietra
04-11-2003, 06:14 PM
1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid
3. But when he couldn't pay up
4. All night he would stay up

ambo
04-11-2003, 06:33 PM
1. A frightened young cabbage called Sid
2. Borrowed from the mob a thousand quid
3. But when he couldn't pay up
4. All night he would stay up
5. Writing lim'ricks about what he did

nycwriters
04-11-2003, 06:56 PM
1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!

ambo
04-11-2003, 06:59 PM
1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee

AllegroNg
04-11-2003, 09:37 PM
1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee
3. She sat there and wished

lapietra
04-12-2003, 04:28 AM
1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee
3. She sat there and wished
4. she was Lillian Gish

AllegroNg
04-12-2003, 11:32 AM
1. Oh goody, oh golly, oh gee!
2. My grandma forgot how to pee
3. She sat there and wished
4. she was Lillian Gish
5. "A good piss would make me so happy"

nycwriters
04-12-2003, 12:19 PM
1. There once was a young lad named Ze

ambo
04-12-2003, 12:37 PM
1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"

AllegroNg
04-12-2003, 01:59 PM
1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"
3. ".. that I shall hug Ng!!:):):)

nycwriters
04-12-2003, 03:09 PM
1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"
3. ".. that I shall hug Ng!!
4. and everyone else - bada bing

zenbabe
04-12-2003, 03:21 PM
1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who declared that "today is the day"
3. ".. that I shall hug Ng!!
4. and everyone else - bada bing
5. Lets all have a roll in the hay

lapietra
04-12-2003, 05:31 PM
1. I need to stop thinking so much

AllegroNg
04-12-2003, 08:29 PM
1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch

moel
04-13-2003, 10:44 PM
1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch
3. But if held down too long

ambo
04-13-2003, 11:59 PM
1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch
3. But if held down too long
4. I might break out in song

dinzdale
04-14-2003, 06:09 PM
1. I need to stop thinking so much
2. And just put my foot on the clutch
3. But if held down too long
4. I might break out in song
5. And people would think I've lost touch

nycwriters
04-14-2003, 10:24 PM
1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine

ambo
04-14-2003, 11:59 PM
1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine

nycwriters
04-15-2003, 12:20 AM
1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing

chuckie egg
04-15-2003, 08:43 AM
1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing
4. And most probably sing

dinzdale
04-15-2003, 11:04 AM
1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing
4. And most probably sing
5. Off key, but to me, quite divine.

ambo
04-15-2003, 01:23 PM
1. Sally said she seduced her sister

nycwriters
04-15-2003, 03:01 PM
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister

AllegroNg
04-15-2003, 03:39 PM
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green

nycwriters
04-15-2003, 03:43 PM
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. Hand somewhere obscene

dinzdale
04-15-2003, 03:44 PM
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. And her legs splayed obscene

ambo
04-15-2003, 04:08 PM
1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. And her legs splayed obscene/Hand somewhere obscene
5. Billie blithely blotted her blister

nycwriters
04-15-2003, 05:17 PM
1. We are so lost, it's not funny

ambo
04-15-2003, 05:38 PM
1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?

zenbabe
04-15-2003, 07:30 PM
1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me

noxxville
04-16-2003, 12:50 AM
1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me
4. With a big cup of hash tea

ambo
04-16-2003, 02:14 PM
1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me
4. With a big cup of hash tea
5. Oh why are my eyelids so runny ?

chuckie egg
04-16-2003, 02:18 PM
1. There was a young thing called Ambo

nycwriters
04-16-2003, 04:26 PM
1. There was a young thing called Ambo
2. Who looks absolutely nothing like Rambo