communal limericks

[Cicatrice]

1. There was a young thing called Ambo
2. Who looks absolutely nothing like Rambo
3. When putting on socks

[chuckie egg]

1. There was a young thing called Ambo
2. Who looks absolutely nothing like Rambo
3. When putting on socks
4. ...and knickers and frocks

[Cicatrice]

1. There was a young thing called Ambo
2. Who looks absolutely nothing like Rambo
3. When putting on socks
4. ...and knickers and frocks
5. She always kept both arms akimbo

[chuckie egg]

1. Cicatrice fitted in quite well

[nycwriters]

1. Cicatrice fitted in quite well
2. Will she stay? Time only will tell

[moel]

1. Cicatrice fitted in quite well
2. Will she stay? Time only will tell
3. Many come and go

[ambo]

1. Cicatrice fitted in quite well
2. Will she stay? Time only will tell
3. Many come and go
4. Just like old so and so

[nycwriters]

1. Cicatrice fitted in quite well
2. Will she stay? Time only will tell
3. Many come and go
4. Just like old so and so
5. Don't know why, I think we're all quite swell

[ambo]

1. We're a swell bunch of monkeys, we are

[noxxville]

1. We're a swell bunch of monkeys, we are
2. Now get your drunken asses in the car!

[Cicatrice]

1. We're a swell bunch of monkeys, we are
2. Now get your drunken asses in the car!
3. We know for a fact

[masterofNone]

1. We're a swell bunch of monkeys, we are
2. Now get your drunken asses in the car!
3. We know for a fact
4. that you're already packed

[AllegroNg]

1. We're a swell bunch of monkeys, we are
2. Now get your drunken asses in the car!
3. We know for a fact
4. that you're already packed
5. And chillin at the monkey bar!

[moel]

1. Zippy zip zippy zip zip!

[nycwriters]

1. Zippy zip zippy zip zip!
2. Clippety clip clippy clip clip!

[masterofNone]

1. Zippy zip zippy zip zip!
2. Clippety clip clippy clip clip!
3. bibbity boo

[nycwriters]

1. Zippy zip zippy zip zip!
2. Clippety clip clippy clip clip!
3. bibbity boo
4. Plip plop poo

[Deviate]

1. Zippy zip zippy zip zip!
2. Clippety clip clippy clip clip!
3. bibbity boo
4. Plip plop poo
5. Wockety! Moogety! Glip.

[ambo]

1. That last limerick sure wasn't kosher

[AllegroNg]

1. That last limerick sure wasn't kosher
2. But it was quite funny, fo' sure!!

[moel]

1. That last limerick sure wasn't kosher
2. But it was quite funny, fo' sure!!
3. I liked it a lot

[nycwriters]

1. That last limerick sure wasn't kosher
2. But it was quite funny, fo' sure!!
3. I liked it a lot
4. It hit the right spot

[ambo]

1. That last limerick sure wasn't kosher
2. But it was quite funny, fo' sure!!
3. I liked it a lot
4. It hit the right spot
5. And provided us all with some closure

[Cicatrice]

1. I heard a faint cry in the distance

[ambo]

1. I heard a faint cry in the distance
2. Which echoed with tortured persistence

[Cicatrice]

1. I heard a faint cry in the distance
2. Which echoed with tortured persistence
3. I grabbed a machete

[moel]

1. I heard a faint cry in the distance
2. Which echoed with tortured persistence
3. I grabbed a machete
4. And got myself ready

[ambo]

1. I heard a faint cry in the distance
2. Which echoed with tortured persistence
3. I grabbed a machete
4. Threw up my spaghetti

[1kookykat]

1. I heard a faint cry in the distance
2. Which echoed with tortured persistence
3. I grabbed a machete
4. And got myself ready
5. To run toward the call for assistance

1. I heard a faint cry in the distance
2. Which echoed with tortured persistence
3. I grabbed a machete
4. Threw up my spaghetti
5. And fled to preserve my existence

[AllegroNg]

1. Where do babies come from?

[ambo]

1. Where do babies come from?
2. I'm caught in a conundrum

[AllegroNg]

1. Where do babies come from?
2. I'm caught in a conundrum
3. In my parents' bed

[ambo]

1. Where do babies come from?
2. I'm caught in a conundrum
3. In my parents' bed
4. Is the answer that I dread

[dinzdale]

1. Where do babies come from?
2. I'm caught in a conundrum
3. In my parents' bed
4. Is the answer that I dread
5. From a small errant hole in a condom.

[RuneT]

1. I can't avoid saying

[laughingbuddha]

1. I can't avoid saying
2. your lily ass is swaying

[nycwriters]

1. I can't avoid saying
2. your lily ass is swaying
3. First it's this, then it's that

[Zippy]

1. I can't avoid saying
2. your lily ass is swaying
3. First it's this, then it's that
4. by god you're a cat

[lapietra]

1. I can't avoid saying
2. your lily ass is swaying
3. First it's this, then it's that
4. by god you're a cat
5. keep your claws in while playing!

[lapietra]

1. I'm trying to regain my balance

[flabbygums]

1. I'm trying to regain my balance
2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance

[chuckie egg]

1. I'm trying to regain my balance
2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance
3. Its really hard work

[ambo]

1. I'm trying to regain my balance
2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance
3. Its really hard work
4. I look like a dork

[lapietra]

1. I'm trying to regain my balance
2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance
3. Its really hard work
4. I look like a dork
5. So I guess I'll just have to take off my pants.

[Deviate]

1. I think that it's going to rain

[ambo]

1. I think that it's going to rain
2. In Spain it'll be on the plain

[moel]

1. I think that it's going to rain
2. In Spain it'll be on the plain
3. I'll run and hide my head

[lapietra]

1. I think that it's going to rain
2. In Spain it'll be on the plain
3. I'll run and hide my head
4. But not before the cats are fed

[Zippy]

1. I think that it's going to rain
2. In Spain it'll be on the plain
3. I'll run and hide my head
4. But not before the cats are fed
5. For without food they'll cause me much pain

[lapietra]

1. Another day has just flown by

[ambo]

1. Another day has just flown by
2. If you ask me nice, I'll tell you why

[Deviate]

1. Another day has just flown by
2. If you ask me nice, I'll tell you why
3. I started with rum

[zenbabe]

1. Another day has just flown by
2. If you ask me nice, I'll tell you why
3. I started with rum
4. I fell asleep in the sun

[Deviate]

1. Another day has just flown by
2. If you ask me nice, I'll tell you why
3. I started with rum
4. I fell asleep in the sun
5. Then woke up and slammed down some rye.

[Cicatrice]

1. A small round and furry young girl

[ambo]

1. A small round and furry young girl
2. Had a nipple the size of a pearl

[Cicatrice]

1. A small round and furry young girl
2. Had a nipple the size of a pearl
3. With jewels in odd places

[ambo]

1. A small round and furry young girl
2. Had a nipple the size of a pearl
3. With jewels in odd places
4. And golden embraces

[flabbygums]

1. A small round and furry young girl
2. Had a nipple the size of a pearl
3. With jewels in odd places
4. And golden embraces
5. She mistakenly breastfed a squirrel

[Deviate]

1. i was relaxing without a care

[chuckie egg]

1. I was relaxing without a care
2. When I was given a horrible dare

[Deviate]

1. I was relaxing without a care
2. When I was given a horrible dare
3. To take down my pants

[chuckie egg]

1. I was relaxing without a care
2. When I was given a horrible dare
3. To take down my pants
4. There was no chance!

[zenbabe]

1. I was relaxing without a care
2. When I was given a horrible dare
3. To take down my pants
4. There was no chance!
5. All at once I was feeling quite bare

[danh]

1. My landlord said "Bitch! you get packin'"

[Deviate]

1. My landlord said "Bitch! you get packin'"
2. But she didn't know i was packin'

[danh]

1. My landlord said "Bitch! you get packin'"
2. But she didn't know i was packin'
3. I popped a cap in 'er ass

[flabbygums]

1. My landlord said "Bitch! you get packin'"
2. But she didn't know i was packin'
3. I popped a cap in 'er ass
4. Think it made her pass gas

[ambo]

1. My landlord said "Bitch! you get packin'"
2. But she didn't know i was packin'
3. I popped a cap in 'er ass
4. Think it made her pass gas
5. So she ordered her pit bull attackin'

[ambo]

1. "I don't want to argue" screeched Queenie

[flabbygums]

1. "I don't want to argue" screeched Queenie
2. "Don't wear your yarmeke - put on the beanie".

[chuckie egg]

1. "I don't want to argue" screeched Queenie
2. "Don't wear your yarmeke - put on the beanie".
3. "OK THEN!" I yelled,

[masterofNone]

1. "I don't want to argue" screeched Queenie
2. "Don't wear your yarmeke - put on the beanie".
3. "OK THEN!" I yelled,
4. The gefilte fish smelled

[flabbygums]

1. "I don't want to argue" screeched Queenie
2. "Don't wear your yarmeke - put on the beanie".
3. "OK THEN!" I yelled,
4. The gefilte fish smelled
5. "I'll do it. Just don't cut off any more of my weenie."

[nycwriters]

1. Did you ever have to make up your mind?

[flabbygums]

1. Did you ever have to make up your mind?
2. Whether to put on a robe before closing the blind

[nycwriters]

1. Did you ever have to make up your mind?
2. Whether to put on a robe before closing the blind
3. The neighbors will shriek

[moel]

1. Did you ever have to make up your mind?
2. Whether to put on a robe before closing the blind
3. The neighbors will shriek
4. And take a good peek

[chuckie egg]

1. Did you ever have to make up your mind?
2. Whether to put on a robe before closing the blind
3. The neighbors will shriek
4. And take a good peek
5. And faint when they see my behind.

[flabbygums]

1. There was a midget eating chili in Des Moines

[ambo]

1. There was a midget eating chili in Des Moines
2. When a pigmy stopped and punched him in the groin

[danh]

1. There was a midget eating chili in Des Moines
2. When a pigmy stopped and punched him in the groin
3. the chili went flyin'

[lapietra]

1. There was a midget eating chili in Des Moines
2. When a pigmy stopped and punched him in the groin
3. the chili went flyin'
4. the midget was cryin'

[AllegroNg]

. There was a midget eating chili in Des Moines
2. When a pigmy stopped and punched him in the groin
3. the chili went flyin'
4. the midget was cryin'
5. And took the albino's pork loin

[danh]

1. There once was a guy from West Brucket

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a guy from West Brucket
2. Who only ate chicken from a bucket

[dinzdale]

1. There once was a guy from West Brucket
2. Who only ate chicken from a bucket
3. The grease round his gob

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a guy from West Brucket
2. Who only ate chicken from a bucket
3. The grease round his gob
4. Made him look like a knob

[AllegroNg]

1. There once was a guy from West Brucket
2. Who only ate chicken from a bucket
3. The grease round his gob
4. Made him look like a knob
5. I gave him some corn and he shucked it.

[lapietra]

1. There once was a sweet lass called Fodder

[ambo]

1. There once was a sweet lass called Fodder
2. Who remembered each thing that was taught her

[Zyle]

1. There once was a sweet lass called Fodder
2. Who remembered each thing that was taught her
3. Her mem'ry was so good

[AllegroNg]

1. There once was a sweet lass called Fodder
2. Who remembered each thing that was taught her
3. Her mem'ry was so good
4. She was still-up-in-da hood

[masterofNone]

1. There once was a sweet lass called Fodder
2. Who remembered each thing that was taught her
3. Her mem'ry was so good
4. She was still-up-in-da hood
5. And proud to be her own father's daughter

[ambo]

1. So far it's been nothing but icing

[AllegroNg]

1. So far it's been nothing but icing
2. But I still find the cake most inticing (sp) :o

[chuckie egg]

1. So far it's been nothing but icing
2. But I still find the cake most inticing (sp)
3. I musn't give in

[flabbygums]

1. So far it's been nothing but icing
2. But I still find the cake most inticing (sp)
3. I musn't give in
4. Betty Crocker's in the bin

[ambo]

1. So far it's been nothing but icing
2. But I still find the cake most inticing (sp)
3. I musn't give in
4. Betty Crocker's in the bin
5. And right now the sugar's sufficing

[AllegroNg]

1. Hickory Dickory Dock

[dinzdale]

1. Hickory Dickory Dock
2. What do you make of it Spock?

[RuneT]

1. Hickory Dickory Dock
2. What do you make of it Spock?
3. They might be hostile

[flabbygums]

1. Hickory Dickory Dock
2. What do you make of it Spock?
3. They might be hostile
4. Scottie, full throttle!

[RuneT]

1. Hickory Dickory Dock
2. What do you make of it Spock?
3. They might be hostile
4. Scottie, full throttle!
5. Captain, the generator is focked

[danh]

1. My woman said "we need to talk"

[flabbygums]

1. My woman said "we need to talk"
2. "my tiles need more caulk"

[chuckie egg]

1. My woman said "we need to talk"
2. "my tiles need more caulk"
3. I looked at her and said..

[moel]

1. My woman said "we need to talk"
2. "my tiles need more caulk"
3. I looked at her and said..
4. "can't we do this in bed?"

[Zyle]

1. My woman said "we need to talk"
2. "my tiles need more caulk"
3. I looked at her and said..
4. "you're mad in the head"


edit: bum, you beat me

[lapietra]

1. My woman said "we need to talk"
2. "my tiles need more caulk"
3. I looked at her and said..
4. "can't we do this in bed?"
5. To which she replied, "That would rock."

and

1. My woman said "we need to talk"
2. "my tiles need more caulk"
3. I looked at her and said..
4. "you're mad in the head"
5. and continued to mend my sock.

[ambo]

1. I like it when worms eat my jelly

[lapietra]

1. I like it when worms eat my jelly
2. It keeps it from getting too smelly

[AllegroNg]

1. I like it when worms eat my jelly
2. It keeps it from getting too smelly
3. And then when they poo

[flabbygums]

1. I like it when worms eat my jelly
2. It keeps it from getting too smelly
3. And then when they poo
4. They never flush the loo

[chuckie egg]

1. I like it when worms eat my jelly
2. It keeps it from getting too smelly
3. And then when they poo
4. They never flush the loo
5. I get bad feelings in my belly

[lapietra]

1. Why do people like soaps so much?

[ambo]

1. Why do people like soaps so much?
2. In those little soap dishes you don't want to touch

[dinzdale]

1. Why do people like soaps so much?
2. In those little soap dishes you don't want to touch
3. They smell like a tart

[ambo]

1. Why do people like soaps so much?
2. In those little soap dishes you don't want to touch
3. They smell like a tart
4. You just want to phart

[dinzdale]

1. Why do people like soaps so much?
2. In those little soap dishes you don't want to touch
3. They smell like a tart
4. You just want to phart
5. And they're covered with strange pubes and such.

[lapietra]

1. I love it when I'm misinterpreted. :)

[zefrank]

1. I love it when I'm misinterpreted.
2. I bet a guy his bird could chirp. it did.

[lapietra]

1. I love it when I'm misinterpreted.
2. I bet a guy his bird could chirp. it did.
3. He wouldn't pay up

[flabbygums]

1. I love it when I'm misinterpreted.
2. I bet a guy his bird could chirp. it did.
3. He wouldn't pay up
4. So I said, "howz da family, howz da pup?"

[ambo]

1. I love it when I'm misinterpreted.
2. I bet a guy his bird could chirp. it did.
3. He wouldn't pay up
4. So I said, "howz da family, howz da pup?"
5. Then he showed me his van - it was carpeted.

[lapietra]

1. June's approaching at the speed of light!

[dinzdale]

1. June's approaching at the speed of light!
2. I thought I was hidden by the night.

[lapietra]

1. June's approaching at the speed of light!
2. I thought I was hidden by the night.
3. But if I try to flee

[dinzdale]

1. June's approaching at the speed of light!
2. I thought I was hidden by the night.
3. But if I try to flee
4. She'll set the dogs on me

[ambo]

1. June's approaching at the speed of light!
2. I thought I was hidden by the night.
3. But if I try to flee
4. She'll set the dogs on me
5. And August will soon be in sight.

[flabbygums]

1. Is it hot in here or is it me?

[ambo]

1. Is it hot in here or is it me?
2. I'm sweating and I have to pee

[chuckie egg]

1. Is it hot in here or is it me?
2. I'm sweating and I have to pee
3. I'd better go now

[flabbygums]

1. Is it hot in here or is it me?
2. I'm sweating and I have to pee
3. I'd better go now
4. Before I hit on that cow

[ambo]

1. Is it hot in here or is it me?
2. I'm sweating and I have to pee
3. I'd better go now
4. Before I hit on that cow
5. See y'all later, if you're free

[Deviate]

1. my lunch is too hot to eat

[dinzdale]

1. my lunch is too hot to eat
2. I cant pick it up with my feet.

[Deviate]

1. my lunch is too hot to eat
2. I cant pick it up with my feet.
3. I tried with my toes

[dinzdale]

1. my lunch is too hot to eat
2. I cant pick it up with my feet.
3. I tried with my toes
4. but the cheese on it glows

[flabbygums]

1. my lunch is too hot to eat
2. I cant pick it up with my feet.
3. I tried with my toes
4. but the cheese on it glows
5. now I'm just blowing my meat

[titanicaxx]

1. A tiny young Ant from mongola

[ambo]

1. A tiny young Ant from mongola
2. Was munching on fruited granola

[lapietra]

1. A tiny young Ant from mongola
2. Was munching on fruited granola
3. Suddenly, his chi

[flabbygums]

1. A tiny young Ant from mongola
2. Was munching on fruited granola
3. Suddenly, his chi
4. Was lost in baked brie

[zefrank]

1. A tiny young Ant from mongola
2. Was munching on fruited granola
3. Suddenly, his chi
4. Was lost in baked brie
5. and he could no longer play the viola

[lapietra]

1. Can't wait to see Mike Moore's new movie :D

[ambo]

1. Can't wait to see Mike Moore's new movie
2. Mel's film co. didn't think it too groovy

[lapietra]

1. Can't wait to see Mike Moore's new movie
2. Mel's film co. didn't think it too groovy
3. But it will get made

[ambo]

1. Can't wait to see Mike Moore's new movie
2. Mel's film co. didn't think it too groovy
3. But it will get made
4. For the 2004 parade

[lapietra]

1. Can't wait to see Mike Moore's new movie
2. Mel's film co. didn't think it too groovy
3. But it will get made
4. For the 2004 parade
5. And probably lots of people will protest it but more people will applaud it and mostly the people that don't need to see it will see it (just like "Bowling for Columbine) but some people will be dragged to it and see the error of their ways and it will reveal lots of bad stuff and it will make lots of money and I just can't wait.

:D

[ambo]

1. There once was a rebel named La La

[flabbygums]

1. There once was a rebel named La La
2. Who killed threads like a suicide bomber for Allah

[chuckie egg]

1. There once was a rebel named La La
2. Who killed threads like a suicide bomber for Allah
3. But we will forgive her

[flabbygums]

1. There once was a rebel named La La
2. Who killed threads like a suicide bomber for Allah
3. But we will forgive her
4. albeit with a cringe and a shiver

[dinzdale]

1. There once was a rebel named La La
2. Who killed threads like a suicide bomber for Allah
3. But we will forgive her
4. albeit with a cringe and a shiver
5. as she flays this thread too, like Pinata

[lapietra]

1. O my, you pay me too much compliment

[RuneT]

1. O my, you pay me too much compliment
2. Honey, they are well spent

[ambo]

1. O my, you pay me too much compliment
2. Honey, they are well spent
3. We give them with pleasure

[dinzdale]

1. O my, you pay me too much compliment
2. Honey, they are well spent
3. We give them with pleasure
4. They're all your's to treasure

[lapietra]

1. O my, you pay me too much compliment
2. Honey, they are well spent
3. We give them with pleasure
4. They're all your's to treasure
5. Far be it from me to dissent. :D

[dinzdale]

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor

[ambo]

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor
2. Dreamed Dinz, the nasty past-tenser

[nycwriters]

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor
2. Dreamed Dinz, the nasty past-tenser
3. Tongue in cheek, his words turned

[ambo]

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor
2. Dreamed Dinz, the nasty past-tenser
3. Tongue in cheek, his words turned
4. The Englishman felt burned

[lapietra]

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor
2. Dreamed Dinz, the nasty past-tenser
3. Tongue in cheek, his words turned
4. The Englishman felt burned
5. In revenge he stole Ze's Pez dispenser.

[lapietra]

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!

[ambo]

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day

[lapietra]

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day
3. A birthday to celebrate

[dinzdale]

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day
3. A birthday to celebrate
4. A reason to masturbate

[ambo]

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day
3. A birthday to celebrate
4. A reason to masturbate
5. So you only do it once a week, ay ?

[lapietra]

1. The reason they call him "dependable"

[AllegroNg]

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable

[ambo]

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable
3. It's straight as an arrow

[flabbygums]

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable
3. It's straight as an arrow
4. and the perch for his sparrow

[ambo]

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable
3. It's straight as an arrow
4. and the perch for his sparrow
5. And his "service" is always commendable

[ambo]

1. So sure was I of my reasons

[flabbygums]

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons

[ambo]

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons
3. No room was there for doubt

[dinzdale]

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons
3. No room was there for doubt
4. I had it figured out

[ambo]

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons
3. No room was there for doubt
4. I had it figured out
5. So I confronted the lout with my grievance

[lapietra]

1. His attitude, simply appalling

[chuckie egg]

1. His attitude, simply appalling
2. All of this whining and balling

[ambo]

1. His attitude, simply appalling
2. All of this whining and balling
3. Besides that, he snores

[lapietra]

1. His attitude, simply appalling
2. All of this whining and balling
3. Besides that, he snores
4. Never does his chores

[dinzdale]

1. His attitude, simply appalling
2. All of this whining and balling
3. Besides that, he snores
4. Never does his chores
5. But I run to him when e'er he's calling

[lapietra]

1. The way two guys show their com'raderie

[AllegroNg]

1. The way two guys show their com'raderie
2. Is by licking a 9 volt battery

[ambo]

1. The way two guys show their com'raderie
2. Is by licking a 9 volt battery
3. Then with hairs all on end

[chuckie egg]

1. The way two guys show their com'raderie
2. Is by licking a 9 volt battery
3. Then with hairs all on end
4. Success will depend

[dinzdale]

1. The way two guys show their com'raderie
2. Is by licking a 9 volt battery
3. Then with hairs all on end
4. Success will depend
5. On the their ability to suck up this flattery.

[AllegroNg]

1. Peanut oil comes from peanuts

[flabbygums]

1. Peanut oil comes from peanuts
2. Horatio Sans does a mean Eleanor Frutt

[chuckie egg]

1. Peanut oil comes from peanuts
2. Horatio Sans does a mean Eleanor Frutt
3. What can I say?

[flabbygums]

1. Peanut oil comes from peanuts
2. Horatio Sans does a mean Eleanor Frutt
3. What can I say?
4. Colonel Hogan was gay???

[lapietra]

1. Peanut oil comes from peanuts
2. Horatio Sans does a mean Eleanor Frutt
3. What can I say?
4. Colonel Hogan was gay???
5. Monkeys will fly out of his butt.

[nycwriters]

1. That was the strangest limerick ever

[lapietra]

1. That was the strangest limerick ever
2. Yet, I think we can do even better!

[AllegroNg]

1. That was the strangest limerick ever
2. Yet, I think we can do even better!
3. Baby oil comes from somewhere...

[zenbabe]

1. That was the strangest limerick ever
2. Yet, I think we can do even better!
3. Baby oil comes from somewhere...
4. though from where i wont share

[chuckie egg]

1. That was the strangest limerick ever
2. Yet, I think we can do even better!
3. Baby oil comes from somewhere...
4. though from where i wont share
5. So that we dont get any wetter

[AllegroNg]

1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??

[chuckie egg]

1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??
2. My garlic breath's making me blush

[dickieC]

1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??
2. My garlic breath's making me blush
3. I ate five whole cloves

[chuckie egg]

1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??
2. My garlic breath's making me blush
3. I ate five whole cloves
4. People ran in their droves

[dickieC]

1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??
2. My garlic breath's making me blush
3. I ate five whole cloves
4. People ran in their droves
5. But I hear it's quite good against thrush

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by dickieC
1. Does anyone have a toothbrush??
2. My garlic breath's making me blush
3. I ate five whole cloves
4. People ran in their droves
5. But I hear it's quite good against thrush

HAHA!

You are naughty!

[AllegroNg]

1. We can do better than that!

[ambo]

1. We can do better than that!
2. We'll pull a great rhyme from our hat

[lapietra]

1. We can do better than that!
2. We'll pull a great rhyme from our hat
3. Or perhaps from our purse

[ambo]

1. We can do better than that!
2. We'll pull a great rhyme from our hat
3. Or perhaps from our purse
4. Or the back of a hearse

[flabbygums]

1. We can do better than that!
2. We'll pull a great rhyme from our hat
3. Or perhaps from our purse
4. Or the back of a hearse
5. Damn, baby. Dis rhyme be phat!

[ambo]

1. Slip slidin' along the train tracks

[lapietra]

1. Slip slidin' along the train tracks
2. Freak flippin' while we play jacks

[RuneT]

1. Slip slidin' along the train tracks
2. Freak flippin' while we play jacks
3. The pimp is looking good

[dickieC]

1. Slip slidin' along the train tracks
2. Freak flippin' while we play jacks
3. The pimp is looking good
4. He's kinga da hood

[ambo]

1. Slip slidin' along the train tracks
2. Freak flippin' while we play jacks
3. The pimp is looking good
4. He's kinga da hood
5. We'll be watchin' when the sky cracks

[AllegroNg]

1. Jewel's album comes out today

[chuckie egg]

1. Jewel's album comes out today
2. Hip hip hooray hooray

[RuneT]

1. Jewel's album comes out today
2. Hip hip hooray hooray
3. Will I dig it like before?

[flabbygums]

1. Jewel's album comes out today
2. Hip hip hooray hooray
3. Will I dig it like before?
4. Any chance I can score?

[AllegroNg]

1. Jewel's album comes out today
2. Hip hip hooray hooray
3. Will I dig it like before?
4. Any chance I can score?
5. Eh..

[ambo]

1. A juicy yellow booger in my nose

[flabbygums]

1. A juicy yellow booger in my nose
2. Slid past my mouth and landed on my toes

[RuneT]

1. A juicy yellow booger in my nose
2. Slid past my mouth and landed on my toes
3. How can it be?

[chuckie egg]

1. A juicy yellow booger in my nose
2. Slid past my mouth and landed on my toes
3. How can it be?
4. This could happen to me?

[RuneT]

1. A juicy yellow booger in my nose
2. Slid past my mouth and landed on my toes
3. How can it be?
4. This could happen to me?
5. Every damn time I rendezvous

[ambo]

1. Round and lumpy and full of cheer

[flabbygums]

1. Round and lumpy and full of cheer
2. My liver screams, "more beer, MORE BEER!"

[ambo]

1. Round and lumpy and full of cheer
2. My liver screams, "more beer, MORE BEER!"
3. It's days are numbered

[flabbygums]

1. Round and lumpy and full of cheer
2. My liver screams, "more beer, MORE BEER!"
3. It's days are numbered
4. From living unencumbered

[ambo]

1. Round and lumpy and full of cheer
2. My liver screams, "more beer, MORE BEER!"
3. It's days are numbered
4. From living unencumbered
5. And it's getting more demanding every year

[chuckie egg]

1. I do like typing the first line

[nycwriters]

1. I do like typing the first line
2. And thinking of things that could rhyme

[danh]

1. I do like typing the first line
2. And thinking of things that could rhyme
3. but some jerk writes orange.

[lapietra]

1. I do like typing the first line
2. And thinking of things that could rhyme
3. but some jerk writes orange.
4. Nothing rhymes with orange.

[moel]

1. I do like typing the first line
2. And thinking of things that could rhyme
3. but some jerk writes orange.
4. Nothing rhymes with orange.
5. Try purple and silver some time.

[chuckie egg]

1. And so.. I begin another

[moel]

1. And so.. I begin another
2. Better not be about my mother

[dickieC]

1. And so.. I begin another
2. Better not be about my mother
3. 'Cos she's such a babe

[moel]

1. And so.. I begin another
2. Better not be about my mother
3. 'Cos she's such a babe
4. I'm warning you, behave!

[dickieC]

1. And so.. I begin another
2. Better not be about my mother
3. 'Cos she's such a babe
4. I'm warning you, behave!
5. oops, I'm in a spot of bother.

[ambo]

1. The old lady coughed up a rag

[chuckie egg]

1. The old lady coughed up a rag
2. She wiped it and placed in her bag

[ambo]

1. The old lady coughed up a rag
2. She wiped it and placed in her bag
3. Her shoes were quite frumpy

[noxxville]

1. The old lady coughed up a rag
2. She wiped it and placed in her bag
3. Her shoes were quite frumpy
4. Her butt wide and lumpy

[lapietra]

1. The old lady coughed up a rag
2. She wiped it and placed in her bag
3. Her shoes were quite frumpy
4. Her butt wide and lumpy
5. Butt her voice causes dogs' tails to wag.

[lapietra]

1. That made absolutely no sense

[danh]

1. That made absolutely no sense
2. It actually did make me wince.

[lapietra]

1. That made absolutely no sense
2. It actually did make me wince.
3. Tho' it's nice for a change

[dickieC]

1. That made absolutely no sense
2. It actually did make me wince.
3. Tho' it's nice for a change
4. To rhyme with orange