communal limericks

[ambo]

1. That made absolutely no sense
2. It actually did make me wince.
3. Tho' it's nice for a change
4. To rhyme with orange
5. Just as long as you don't change the tense

[nycwriters]

1. I desperately need to get away

[ambo]

1. I desperately need to get away
2. Okay, you go while I hit the hay

[chuckie egg]

1. I desperately need to get away
2. Okay, you go while I hit the hay
3. I'm NOT schizophrenic

[Deviate]

1. I desperately need to get away
2. Okay, you go while I hit the hay
3. I'm NOT schizophrenic
4. So no need to panic

[ambo]

1. I desperately need to get away
2. Okay, you go while I hit the hay
3. I'm NOT schizophrenic
4. So no need to panic
5. Just tell me which voice to obey

[Deviate]

1. the path that i choose is between

[flabbygums]

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen

[dinzdale]

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits

[AllegroNg]

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits
4. And those odd grey pits

[flabbygums]

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits
4. And those odd grey pits
5. Alas my prostate, what's that sheen?

[ambo]

1. The buzzards were having a field day

[AllegroNg]

1. The buzzards were having a field day
2. And for once, were happy and gay.

[ambo]

1. The buzzards were having a field day
2. And for once, were happy and gay.
3. As they circled above

[dickieC]

1. The buzzards were having a field day
2. And for once, were happy and gay.
3. As they circled above
4. The Falconer's glove

[flabbygums]

1. The buzzards were having a field day
2. And for once, were happy and gay.
3. As they circled above
4. The Falconer's glove
5. They sqalked, "blaaaCawwww..shop on e-bay!"

[AllegroNg]

1. I would like to thank Flabbygums -<(((()<

[ambo]

1. I would like to thank Flabbygums -<(((()<
2. For saving up those yum-yums :-D--}==

[AllegroNg]

1. I would like to thank Flabbygums -<(((()<
2. For saving up those yum-yums :-D--}==
3. He is the breast! =-)-[B

[Panda]

1. I would like to thank Flabbygums -<(((()<
2. For saving up those yum-yums :-D--}==
3. He is the breast! =-)-[B
4. But thats enough about his chest... -\|/-\|/-

[ambo]

1. I would like to thank Flabbygums -<(((()<
2. For saving up those yum-yums :-D--}==
3. He is the breast! =-)-[B
4. But thats enough about his chest... -\|/-\|/-
5. He isn't really all about his sums +++++++++

[lapietra]

1. I'm spending the day learning ActionScript

[flabbygums]

1. I'm spending the day learning ActionScript
2. So I can Flash like Ze and animate a zit









p.s. flattering (i think) too bad i missed those last 5 bits.

[ambo]

1. I'm spending the day learning ActionScript
2. So I can Flash like Ze and animate a zit
3. Ze's flashing ? Where ?

[dinzdale]

1. I'm spending the day learning ActionScript
2. So I can Flash like Ze and animate a zit
3. Ze's flashing ? Where ?
4. In his small underwear

[flabbygums]

1. I'm spending the day learning ActionScript
2. So I can Flash like Ze and animate a zit
3. Ze's flashing ? Where ?
4. In his small underwear
5. Look at that unit! Ze's well equipped.

[ambo]

1. We sleep when we damn well want to

[nycwriters]

1. We sleep when we damn well want to
2. There's nothing you can say or do

[ambo]

1. We sleep when we damn well want to
2. There's nothing you can say or do
3. When dreams take their toll

[flabbygums]

1. We sleep when we damn well want to
2. There's nothing you can say or do
3. When dreams take their toll
4. Like the one of you frenching Bob Dole

[nycwriters]

1. We sleep when we damn well want to
2. There's nothing you can say or do
3. When dreams take their toll
4. Like the one of you frenching Bob Dole
5. Flabby protests but it was really his due

[RuneT]

1. Sombody pass the coffee

[dickieC]

1. Sombody pass the coffee
2. I'm kicking the habit of toffee

[RuneT]

1. Sombody pass the coffee
2. I'm kicking the habit of toffee
3. Tonight was rough

[dickieC]

1. Sombody pass the coffee
2. I'm kicking the habit of toffee
3. Tonight was rough
4. Fudge wasn't enough

[RuneT]

1. Sombody pass the coffee
2. I'm kicking the habit of toffee
3. Tonight was rough
4. Fudge wasn't enough
5. Who would have known that the bus driver liked me?

[chuckie egg]

1. Here I am Thursday, listenin to Queen..

[RuneT]

1. Here I am Thursday, listenin to Queen..
2. Wishing that Freddy Mercury would still have been..

[Frieda]

1. Here I am Thursday, listenin to Queen..
2. Wishing that Freddy Mercury would still have been..
3. I want to break free

[RuneT]

1. Here I am Thursday, listenin to Queen..
2. Wishing that Freddy Mercury would still have been..
3. I want to break free
4. We will rock you

[flabbygums]

1. Here I am Thursday, listenin to Queen..
2. Wishing that Freddy Mercury would still have been..
3. I want to break free
4. We will rock you
5. Now I'm inspired to put on lip stick and dress like a Marine.

[lapietra]

1. Poor Rune is just working too hard

[RuneT]

1. Poor Rune is just working too hard
2. his life is as exiting as a lump of lard

[lapietra]

1. Poor Rune is just working too hard
2. his life is as exciting as a lump of lard
3. But things will get better

[ambo]

1. Poor Rune is just working too hard
2. his life is as exciting as a lump of lard
3. But things will get better
4. Once he gets a bit wetter

[moel]

1. Poor Rune is just working too hard
2. his life is as exciting as a lump of lard
3. But things will get better
4. Once he gets a bit wetter
5. And gets a "get out of jail free" card.

[lapietra]

1. A cat is nothing like a monkey

[ambo]

1. A cat is nothing like a monkey
2. First of all, they don't smell funky

[lapietra]

1. A cat is nothing like a monkey
2. First of all, they don't smell funky
3. and they don't fling their poo

[ambo]

1. A cat is nothing like a monkey
2. First of all, they don't smell funky
3. and they don't fling their poo
4. or do tricks on cue

[lapietra]

1. A cat is nothing like a monkey
2. First of all, they don't smell funky
3. and they don't fling their poo
4. or do tricks on cue
5. and they're ever so much more pretty.

[ambo]

1. You ask me only for the time

[lapietra]

1. You ask me only for the time
2. and I offer something more sublime

[ambo]

1. You ask me only for the time
2. and I offer something more sublime
3. Come feel my touch

[red]

1. You ask me only for the time
2. and I offer something more sublime
3. Come feel my touch
4. It won't hurt too much

[amanda]

1. You ask me only for the time
2. and I offer something more sublime
3. Come feel my touch
4. It won't hurt too much
5. and only in Kentucky is it a crime.

[AllegroNg]

1. I want to say hello to summer

[ambo]

1. I want to say hello to summer
2. I'll start by renting Dumb and Dumber

[flabbygums]

1. I want to say hello to summer
2. I'll start by renting Dumb and Dumber
3. My Springtime tryst has come and gone

[lapietra]

1. I want to say hello to summer
2. I'll start by renting Dumb and Dumber
3. My Springtime tryst has come and gone
4. I'll go pick up another one

[AllegroNg]

1. I want to say hello to summer
2. I'll start by renting Dumb and Dumber
3. My Springtime tryst has come and gone
4. I'll go pick up another one
5. Best yet, I'll go see Dumb and Dumberer.
:rolleyes:

[AllegroNg]

1. Twas a blue-faced girl named Amanda

[dickieC]

1. Twas a blue-faced girl named Amanda
2. All young lads liked taking a gander

[ambo]

1. Twas a blue-faced girl named Amanda
2. All young lads liked taking a gander
3. She'd show them her dither

[beckstra]

1. Twas a blue-faced girl named Amanda
2. All young lads liked taking a gander
3. She'd show them her dither
4. Make them all wither

[flabbygums]

1. Twas a blue-faced girl named Amanda
2. All young lads liked taking a gander
3. She'd show them her dither
4. Make them all wither
5. When she'd don the costume of a giant Panda

[lapietra]

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker

[ambo]

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her

[lapietra]

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her
3. But her human was silly

[ambo]

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her
3. But her human was silly
4. And often quite frilly

[flabbygums]

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her
3. But her human was silly
4. And often quite frilly
5. then both were arrested for clawing the cop's blister

[danh]

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.

[zenbabe]

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits
4. And those odd grey pits
5. I can still kick your ass, cause im mean!

[zenbabe]

crap

[zenbabe]

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?

[danh]

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy

[zenbabe]

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy

[flabbygums]

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy
5. Keep doin' that, baby.....you're gonna make me ______.

[AllegroNg]

dumb?

[amanda]

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker

[AllegroNg]

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.

[ambo]

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".

[dinzdale]

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"

[ambo]

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"
5. "I'm still alive." said the breath taker.

[moel]

1. Funnin' it up fun style

[AllegroNg]

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while

[moel]

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while
3. Oh me! Oh my!

[nycwriters]

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while
3. Oh me! Oh my!
4. What is that I spy?

[beckstra]

1. Funnin' it up fun style
2. Hands in my pocket all the while
3. Oh me! Oh my!
4. What is that I spy?
5. A little boy, and he's got the piles!

:confused:

[ambo]

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?

[moel]

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?

[ambo]

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?
3. They couldn't have gone far

[AllegroNg]

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?
3. They couldn't have gone far
4. They were pickling in a jar

[ambo]

1. I've lost my balls - where could they be ?
2. I've looked everywhere, won't you please help me?
3. They couldn't have gone far
4. They were pickling in a jar
5. I was saving them for the Christmas tree.

[moel]

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race

[ambo]

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face

[moel]

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face
3. Isn't that wacky?

[AllegroNg]

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face
3. Isn't that wacky?
4. Monkey's butt was kahki!

[amanda]

1. Me vs. a monkey in a foot race
2. I smeared a lot of catsup on my face
3. Isn't that wacky?
4. Monkey's butt was kahki!
5. And trimmed in a nice French lace

[ambo]

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home

[flabbygums]

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!

[bealeblues]

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!
3. so much for pork roast

[ambo]

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!
3. so much for pork roast
4. i miss the east coast

[zefrank]

1. So much to tell my mum when I get home
2. I converted to judaism - oye vay....Shalom!
3. so much for pork roast
4. i miss the east coast
5. but can't wait till my ringlets have grown

[ambo]

1. The crowd just exploded in glee

[amanda]

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee

[zenbabe]

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee
3. I tried to be quick

[ambo]

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee
3. I tried to be quick
4. I wipped out my dick

[AllegroNg]

1. The crowd just exploded in glee
2. just as I left to go pee
3. I tried to be quick
4. I wipped out my dick
5. And marked all of her territory

[dinzdale]

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast

[ambo]

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast
2. He's quite a bit sicker than most

[chuckie egg]

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast
2. He's quite a bit sicker than most
3. He wriggles and wiggles

[chimeric]

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast
2. He's quite a bit sicker than most
3. He wriggles and wiggles
4. He gives me the giggles

[zenbabe]

1. I ordered a dolphin on toast
2. He's quite a bit sicker than most
3. He wriggles and wiggles
4. He gives me the giggles
5. I heard he was caught off the coast

[nycwriters]

1. Whenever I journey to France

[zenbabe]

1. Whenever I journey to France
2. I always take extra PANTS

[amanda]

1. Whenever I journey to France
2. I always take extra PANTS
3. for there is a girl I adore

[zenbabe]

1. Whenever I journey to France
2. I always take extra PANTS
3. for there is a girl I adore
4. And I am such a whore

[periwnklepuddin]

Originally posted by zenbabe
1. Whenever I journey to France
2. I always take extra PANTS
3. for there is a girl I adore
4. And I am such a whore
5. I'd strip to see her implants.

[zenbabe]

1. Today there will be some explosions

[sandy_jgg]

1. Today there will be some explosions
2. And half-naked people with lotions

[AllegroNg]

1. Today there will be some explosions
2. And half-naked people with lotions
3. We'll see some nice bootie

[ambo]

1. Today there will be some explosions
2. And half-naked people with lotions
3. We'll see some nice bootie
4. And someone's patooty

[dinzdale]

1. Today there will be some explosions
2. And half-naked people with lotions
3. We'll see some nice bootie
4. And someone's patooty
5. As it rotates in circular motion

[ambo]

1. A guy and his willy are best friends

[flabbygums]

1. A guy and his willy are best friends
2 A relationship women just don't apprehend

[amanda]

1. A guy and his willy are best friends
2 A relationship women just don't apprehend
3. Some men talk to theirs by name

[AllegroNg]

1. A guy and his willy are best friends
2 A relationship women just don't apprehend
3. Some men talk to theirs by name
4. 'Cause willies aren't really tame

[dinzdale]

1. A guy and his willy are best friends
2 A relationship women just don't apprehend
3. Some men talk to theirs by name
4. 'Cause willies aren't really tame
5. They're wild and they're free and they bend.

[ambo]

1. Oh why can't I have any Teller ?

[Ruhinat]

1. Oh why can't I have any Teller ?
2. Just because I'm an average cave dweller

[RuneT]

1. Oh why can't I have any Teller ?
2. Just because I'm an average cave dweller
3. Look, a new member!

[dickieC]

1. Oh why can't I have any Teller ?
2. Just because I'm an average cave dweller
3. Look, a new member!
4. D'you think she'll remember

[RuneT]

1. Oh why can't I have any Teller ?
2. Just because I'm an average cave dweller
3. Look, a new member!
4. D'you think she'll remember
5. To ever leave ze's celler?

[chuckie egg]

1. And so, I start another

[RuneT]

1. And so, I start another
2. Before I'm too sober

[flabbygums]

1. And so, I start another
2. Before I'm too sober
3. Rhyming need not matter

[ambo]

1. And so, I start another
2. Before I'm too sober
3. Rhyming need not matter
4. It's all just pitter patter

[dinzdale]

1. And so, I start another
2. Before I'm too sober
3. Rhyming need not matter
4. It's all just pitter patter
5. and pretty soon it's over

[RuneT]

1. oh baby slap me

[moel]

1. oh baby slap me
2. and make me happy

[amanda]

1. oh baby slap me
2. and make me happy
3. that dress you wore

[Ruhinat]

1. oh baby slap me
2. and make me happy
3. that dress you wore
4. was quite a bore

[AllegroNg]

1. oh baby slap me
2. and make me happy
3. that dress you wore
4. was quite a bore
5. why you laughing?

[nycwriters]

1. It's late an everyone's asleep

[flabbygums]

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep

[nycwriters]

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep
3. If they snooze far too long

[flabbygums]

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep
3. If they snooze far too long
4. They were probably hittin' the bong

[zenbabe]

1. It's late an everyone's asleep
2. Down for the count - counting sheep
3. If they snooze far too long
4. They were probably hittin' the bong
5. For most that is not a terrible leap

[dinzdale]

A lizardly lawyer called Beale

[malina]

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal

[dinzdale]

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin

[ambo]

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin
4. Made in a still by his kin

[malina]

1. A lizardly lawyer called Beale
2. drank himself into a stupor with zeal
3. He started with gin
4. Made in a still by his kin
5. ... after two weeks his jaw started to heal

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a girl who had friends

[ambo]

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them

[chuckie egg]

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them
4. And even deceive them

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a girl who had friends
2. Who cared not 'bout her ifs, buts, and whens
3. She would love them, then leave them
4. And even deceive them
5.Until one day it was to late for amends

[ambo]

1. We always sing our songs before we eat

[malina]

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat

[dinzdale]

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat
3. Sometimes we strip off

[ambo]

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat
3. Sometimes we strip off
4. Our masks till we cough

[dinzdale]

1. We always sing our songs before we eat
2. After dinner we dance to a funky beat
3. Sometimes we strip off
4. Our masks till we cough
5. All in all it's rather quite neat

[malina]

1. Once upon a time in Maine

[ambo]

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train

[Frieda]

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train
3. But the bumps in the track

[ambo]

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train
3. But the bumps in the track
4. Kept jostling my rack

[zenbabe]

1. Once upon a time in Maine
2. I was eating tofu on a train
3. But the bumps in the track
4. Kept jostling my rack
5. the piss in my ass,it just came...

[moel]

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis

[malina]

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!

[AllegroNg]

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!
3. I love furry sideburns

[ambo]

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!
3. I love furry sideburns
4. And As The World Turns

[moel]

1. Malina should dress up like Elvis
2. My mom's gonna say what the hell's this!
3. I love furry sideburns
4. And As The World Turns
5. but I just want see her shake her pelvis

[zenbabe]

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day

[fodder]

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray

[zenbabe]

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray
3. With a kiss on the cheek

[AllegroNg]

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray
3. With a kiss on the cheek
4. I gave him a peek

[dinzdale]

1. Since Xeroxs is having a bad day
2. I bring him assorted cheeses on a silver tray
3. With a kiss on the cheek
4. I gave him a peek
5. And show him the open buffet.

[ambo]

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white

[dinzdale]

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.

[chuckie egg]

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.
3. I dance to keep warm

[RuneT]

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.
3. I dance to keep warm
4. barefoot on the wet lawn

[chuckie egg]

1. The glow of the moon makes my skin white
2. When I dance without clothes in the twilight.
3. I dance to keep warm
4. barefoot on the wet lawn
5. In winter it is quite a sight

[ambo]

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty

[zenbabe]

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty

[AllegroNg]

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot

[zefrank]

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot
4. aaaaar, thars bury'ed alot

[ambo]

1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot
4. aaaaar, thars bury'ed alot
5. polly's soiled me shoulder with doody

[chuckie egg]

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!

[RuneT]

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean

[zefrank]

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,

[ambo]

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,
4. I'll have to get a blanket to cover it

[dinzdale]

1. Stop touching my bloody screen!
2. Before you came with your greasy and discusting fingers it was spanking clean
3. Now there's little bits of crap all over it,
4. I'll have to get a blanket to cover it
5. 'cos some of this goop looks obscene.

[ambo]

1. She washes her hair with custard pie

[AddyCat]

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.

[amanda]

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off

[AllegroNg]

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off
4. For some reason he'd gag and cough

[chuckie egg]

1. She washes her hair with custard pie
2. Her boyfriend thinks this is really sly.
3. He tries to lick it all off
4. For some reason he'd gag and cough
5. Some always ends up in her eye

[RuneT]

1. This will be a lesson for you

[chuckie egg]

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo

[RuneT]

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people

[chuckie egg]

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people
4. I'm running to my steeple

[RuneT]

1. This will be a lesson for you
2. Vampires are silly and poo
3. feeding on other people
4. I'm running to my steeple
5. Now, what are you going to do?

[RuneT]

1. Bitch, get in the car!

[Frieda]

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!

[RuneT]

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!
3. I give you some slack

[AddyCat]

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!
3. I give you some slack
4. and you don't give me a snack!

[dinzdale]

1. Bitch, get in the car!
2. You've gone way too far!
3. I give you some slack
4. and you don't give me a snack!
5. I'm driving you back to the bar.

[malina]

1. Nothing further then he uttered

[ambo]

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered

[AddyCat]

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered
3. His name was Pete

[AddyCat]

Originally posted by ambo
1. Tell me stories 'bout pirates and booty
2. use an accent and aaarrr's or else you'll sound snooty
3. X marks the spot
4. aaaaar, thars bury'ed alot
5. polly's soiled me shoulder with doody

This one is truly brilliant.

[Audreyvgs]

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered
3. His name was Pete
4. And his clothes were neat

[ambo]

1. Nothing further then he uttered
2. Once informed how bad he stuttered
3. His name was Pete
4. And his clothes were neat
5. With pure sweet cream his toast was buttered

[Audreyvgs]

1. I can't see my feet like before

[AllegroNg]

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!:)

[Frieda]

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!
3. All round and busty

[AddyCat]

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!
3. All round and busty
4. Always oogled thusly

[Audreyvgs]

1. I can't see my feet like before
2. With these implants, I look like a whore!
3. All round and busty
4. Always oogled thusly
5. It's hard now to even keep score!

[AllegroNg]

There once was a frustrated hippo

[amanda]

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo

[AllegroNg]

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo
he'd have to rub things together

[zenbabe]

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo
he'd have to rub things together
In all kinds of weather

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a frustrated hippo
who couldn't light his ciggie with his Zippo
he'd have to rub things together
In all kinds of weather
to make fire at a rapider clippo

_________________________
arrrrghh!

[Audreyvgs]

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?

[AddyCat]

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes

[ambo]

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes
you take the spoons

[Tzim]

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes
you take the spoons
up onto the dunes

[malina]

I said, Honey, why dont you do dishes?
just like back when we were fishes
you take the spoons
up onto the dunes
stick'em in the sand, making three wishes!

[Tzim]

He asked me "What color is Orange?"

[malina]

He asked me "What color is Orange?"
That could be heaven to hell's range

[Audreyvgs]

He asked me "What color is Orange?"
That could be heaven to hell's range
I said, I dont know!

[RuneT]

He asked me "What color is Orange?"
That could be heaven to hell's range
I said, I dont know!
Orange Blow

[AllegroNg]

He asked me "What color is Orange?"
That could be heaven to hell's range
I said, I dont know!
Orange Blow
The color is indeed rather strange

[dinzdale]

1. There was a young man from Spokane

[malina]

1. There was a young man from Spokane
2. Who quite enjoyed being insane

[dinzdale]

1. There was a young man from Spokane
2. Who quite enjoyed being insane
3. His weird crazy laugh

[malina]

1. There was a young man from Spokane
2. Who quite enjoyed being insane
3. His weird crazy laugh
4. Was sickening enough

[ambo]

1. There was a young man from Spokane
2. Who quite enjoyed being insane
3. His weird crazy laugh
4. Was sickening enough
5. But his snorting was really a pain

[Audreyvgs]

Mr Bush made a hasty decision

[malina]

1. Mr Bush made a hasty decision
2. He made it with utmost precision

[RuneT]

1. Mr Bush made a hasty decision
2. He made it with utmost precision
3. While looking in the mirror

[RuneT]

1. Mr Bush made a hasty decision
2. He made it with utmost precision
3. While looking in the mirror

[TronDo]

...He discovered with horror

[TronDo]

1. Mr Bush made a hasty decision
2. He made it with utmost precision
3. While looking in the mirror
4. He discovered with horror

[RuneT]

1. Mr Bush made a hasty decision
2. He made it with utmost precision
3. While looking in the mirror
4. He discovered with horror
5. That he should make an appointment for circumsission

[TronDo]

1. Sarah stakk ut på balkongen

[RuneT]

1. Sarah stakk ut på balkongen
2. ville gjerne se kongen

[TronDo]

1. Sarah stakk ut på balkongen
2. ville gjerne se kongen
3. Hu dro fram en krakk