communal limericks

[RuneT]

1. Sarah stakk ut på balkongen
2. ville gjerne se kongen
3. Hu dro fram en krakk
4. benet knakk

[TronDo]

1. Sarah stakk ut på balkongen
2. ville gjerne se kongen
3. Hu dro fram en krakk
4. benet knakk
5. traff kongen med vannballongen

[ambo]

1. he let loose the doves from their cages

[moel]

1. he let loose the doves from their cages
2. and soothed a thousand rages

[Audreyvgs]

1. he let loose the doves from their cages
2. and soothed a thousand rages
3. their courses they flew

[ambo]

1. he let loose the doves from their cages
2. and soothed a thousand rages
3. their courses they flew
4. wings blurred against blue

[AddyCat]

1. he let loose the doves from their cages
2. and soothed a thousand rages
3. their courses they flew
4. wings blurred against blue
5. to alight upon one thousand sages

[dinzdale]

1. There isnt much light in the dark

[ambo]

1. There isnt much light in the dark
2. Could you kiss me and ignite this spark ?

[zenbabe]

1. There isnt much light in the dark
2. Could you kiss me and ignite this spark ?
3. You can take off my clothes

[ambo]

1. There isnt much light in the dark
2. Could you kiss me and ignite this spark ?
3. You can take off my clothes
4. I'm ready, lord knows

[Audreyvgs]

1. There isnt much light in the dark
2. Could you kiss me and ignite this spark ?
3. You can take off my clothes
4. I'm ready, lord knows
5. fornication like this in the park


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yay me!

[zenbabe]

1. It is wierd to watch porn with your dad

[dinzdale]

1. It is wierd to watch porn with your dad
2. Watching films of your mom when she's bad

[ambo]

1. It is wierd to watch porn with your dad
2. Watching films of your mom when she's bad
3. From those loins you were gat

[dinzdale]

1. It is wierd to watch porn with your dad
2. Watching films of your mom when she's bad
3. From those loins you were gat
4. And concieved doing that

[ambo]

1. It is wierd to watch porn with your dad
2. Watching films of your mom when she's bad
3. From those loins you were gat
4. And concieved doing that
5. But now it all looks rather sad

[Audreyvgs]

1. I would like to take some sort of drug

[dinzdale]

1. I would like to take some sort of drug
2. To swirl my mind into a fug

[Audreyvgs]

1. I would like to take some sort of drug
2. To swirl my mind into a fug
3. becoming less shy

[rapscalious rob]

1. I would like to take some sort of drug
2. To swirl my mind into a fug
3. becoming less shy
4. I would shout at the sky

[zenbabe]

1. I would like to take some sort of drug
2. To swirl my mind into a fug
3. becoming less shy
4. I would shout at the sky
5. And then many more beers I would chug

[funkytuba]

1. Incorporate only in Delaware

[dinzdale]

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.

[nycwriters]

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.
3. from silk to frilly

[funkytuba]

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.
3. from silk to frilly
4. they'd cover your willy

[ambo]

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.
3. from silk to frilly
4. they'd cover your willy
5. and were guaranteed never to tear
(except on dinz)

[Audreyvgs]

1. I telephoned him to be sure,

[funkytuba]

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure

[RuneT]

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure
3. he said, yes Christine

[dinzdale]

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure
3. he said, "yes Christine.
4. If you know what I mean"

[malina]

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure
3. he said, "yes Christine.
4. If you know what I mean"
5. I am doubtful his motives were pure...

[chuckie egg]

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy

[dinzdale]

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy

[RuneT]

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy
3. I rub in big circles

[malina]

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy
3. I rub in big circles
4. and i pray for mircles

[ambo]

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy
3. I rub in big circles
4. and i pray for mircles
5. but after eight hours, it gets scummy

[nycwriters]

1. ten full little bottles in a row

[ambo]

1. ten full little bottles in a row
2. there might be five - i honestly don't know

[Audreyvgs]

1. ten full little bottles in a row
2. there might be five - i honestly don't know
3. I have double vision





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Honey, do you know where I put my syntax?:p

[Morpheus]

1. ten full little bottles in a row
2. there might be five - i honestly don't know
3. I have double vision
4. and it's time to make a decision

[Neo]

1. ten full little bottles in a row
2. there might be five - i honestly don't know
3. I have double vision
4. and it's time to make a decision
5. should i the red or the blue pill swallow?

[zenbabe]

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers

[moel]

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers
2. And roll around in the dirt for hours

[zenbabe]

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers
2. And roll around in the dirt for hours
3. I will be so very dirty

[moel]

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers
2. And roll around in the dirt for hours
3. I will be so very dirty
4. But when the clock hits three-thirty

[AllegroNg]

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers
2. And roll around in the dirt for hours
3. I will be so very dirty
4. But when the clock hits three-thirty
5. My girlie and I need some showers;)

[zenbabe]

1. I just opened a bottle of wine

[moel]

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine

[zenbabe]

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine
3. Since vacation is over

[Audreyvgs]

_________________________:rolleyes:

[funkytuba]

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine
3. Since vacation is over
4. It's time to discover

[Audreyvgs]

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine
3. Since vacation is over
4. It's time to discover
5. Something creative to do with my time

[nycwriters]

You really have to stop farting

[funkytuba]

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting

[zenbabe]

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting
You smell really bad

[funkytuba]

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting
You smell really bad
It's making me mad

[zefrank]

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting
You smell really bad
It's making me mad
and I'm sure your butt cheecks are smarting

[zenbabe]

I am happy my butt cheeks are smart

[Audreyvgs]

I am happy my butt cheeks are smart
but I think that its not my best part







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[rapscalious rob]

I am happy my butt cheeks are smart
but I think that its not my best part
I’m more fond of my weiner

[Audreyvgs]

I am happy my butt cheeks are smart
but I think that its not my best part
I’m more fond of my weiner
it couldnt be cleaner
at least the damn thing doesn't fart!

[chuckie egg]

1. You cant do two lines at once!

[Audreyvgs]

1. You cant do two lines at once!
2. I cheated and feel like a dunce




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More of those damnable details I forget to pay attn to, but it was just too damn attractive to not do 2, I couldnt help myself. sorry :rolleyes:

[ambo]

1. You cant do two lines at once!
2. I cheated and feel like a dunce
3. Go stand in the corner

[Audreyvgs]

1. You cant do two lines at once!
2. I cheated and feel like a dunce
3. Go stand in the corner
4. like Little Jack Horner

[funkytuba]

1. You cant do two lines at once!
2. I cheated and feel like a dunce
3. Go stand in the corner
4. like Little Jack Horner
5. And don't pull no more of your stunts!

[sweetmetlcup]

1. Vanity and greed erase

[rapscalious rob]

Vanity and greed erase
the goodness that you put in place

[zenbabe]

1. Vanity and greed erase
2. With a simple punch in the face

[rapscalious rob]

cool! we both posted at once!

[rapscalious rob]

Okay, zebabe, I’ll add to yours since it’s cooler

1. Vanity and greed erase
2. With a simple punch in the face
3. He cried like a wienie

[funkytuba]

1. Vanity and greed erase
2. With a simple punch in the face
3. He cried like a wienie
4. And squealed "you big meanie"

[zenbabe]

1. Vanity and greed erase
2. With a simple punch in the face
3. He cried like a wienie
4. And squealed "you big meanie"
5. I guess it's all part of the chase

[rapscalious rob]

I thought I’d never see the day

[ambo]

I thought I’d never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray

[zenbabe]

I thought I’d never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray
Though I still would love bacon

[Audreyvgs]

I thought I’d never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray
Though I still would love bacon
with these eggs that I'm makin'

[zenbabe]

I thought I’d never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray
Though I still would love bacon
with these eggs that I'm makin'
Then im off for a roll in the hay!

[Audreyvgs]

I had to get this one out of my system, sorry, next!

My husband does dishes by hand
the machine makes you less of a man?
technology's cleaner,
you hard-headed wiener
Go ahead, I will sit while you stand!

[nycwriters]

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee

[funkytuba]

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me

[ambo]

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me
See ? Touch it right there.

[dinzdale]

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me
See ? Touch it right there
That string twixt the hair

[Audreyvgs]

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me
See ? Touch it right there
That string twixt the hair
-was twisted but now its come free

[ambo]

september will go as it came

[chuckie egg]

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame

[ambo]

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame
a year will fly by

[funkytuba]

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame
a year will fly by
thats why I will try

[flabbygums]

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame
a year will fly by
thats why I will try
to rub oysters on my tushy in Maine

[zenbabe]

Oh to smell of tuna and clams

[flabbygums]

Oh to smell of tuna and clams
reminds me of baby killing back in Nam

[Audreyvgs]

Oh to smell of tuna and clams
reminds me of baby killing back in Nam
while I'm being a Dick

[bealeblues]

Oh to smell of tuna and clams
reminds me of baby killing back in Nam
while I'm being a Dick
your prose makes me sick

[Audreyvgs]

Oh to smell of tuna and clams
reminds me of baby killing back in Nam
while I'm being a Dick
your prose makes me sick
You're no more Vietnam vet than I am.


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I am creeped out that anyone would think that anything like that is funny.

[catbelly]

I'm so hungry I'd eat a bug

[catbelly]

I'm so hungry I'd eat a bug
I found a big fat one under the rug

[AllegroNg]

I'm so hungry I'd eat a bug
I found a big fat one under the rug
The shell's the best part

[Audreyvgs]

I'm so hungry I'd eat a bug
I found a big fat one under the rug
The shell's the best part
kinda crunchy, kinda tart

[AllegroNg]

I'm so hungry I'd eat a bug
I found a big fat one under the rug
The shell's the best part
kinda crunchy, kinda tart
I'll chase that w/ a nice juicy slug

[moel]

The idea of eternal return

[zenbabe]

The idea of eternal return
Makes me glad that at least I won't burn

[ambo]

The idea of eternal return
Makes me glad that at least I won't burn
So I think I'll be bad

[moel]

The idea of eternal return
Makes me glad that at least I won't burn
So I think I'll be bad
And drive you all mad

[ambo]

The idea of eternal return
Makes me glad that at least I won't burn
So I think I'll be bad
And drive you all mad
Then come back as a cute boston fern

[zenbabe]

I wish the world would just say

[Audreyvgs]

I wish the world would just say
G Bush, would you please go away!

[ambo]

I wish the world would just say
G Bush, would you please go away!
You're a thief and a liar

[Audreyvgs]

I wish the world would just say
G Bush, would you please go away!
You're a thief and a liar
and your oil is on fire

[ambo]

I wish the world would just say
G Bush, would you please go away!
You're a thief and a liar
and your oil is on fire
So go back to your sandbox to play

[funkytuba]

The Tooneyville choo choo is loud

[Audreyvgs]

The Tooneyville choo choo is loud
it chugs down the rails in a cloud

[flabbygums]

The Tooneyville choo choo is loud
it chugs down the rails in a cloud
with bugs, tweety, sylvester and daffy

[Audreyvgs]

The Tooneyville choo choo is loud
it chugs down the rails in a cloud
with bugs, tweety, sylvester and daffy
Elmer, Pluto, Bluto and Raffi

[zenbabe]

The Tooneyville choo choo is loud
it chugs down the rails in a cloud
with bugs, tweety, sylvester and daffy
Elmer, Pluto, Bluto and Raffi
after some drinks, that's one hell of a crowd!

[flabbygums]

My brother wants me to vote for the Terminator

[Audreyvgs]

My brother wants me to vote for the Terminator
who thinks he's the G Davis exterminator

[flabbygums]

My brother wants me to vote for the Terminator
who thinks he's the G Davis exterminator
He can't pronounce California

[Audreyvgs]

My brother wants me to vote for the Terminator
who thinks he's the G Davis exterminator
He can't pronounce California
his rhetoric will bore 'ya

[ambo]

My brother wants me to vote for the Terminator
who thinks he's the G Davis exterminator
He can't pronounce California
his rhetoric will bore 'ya
And you know he'll be back sooner or later

[zefrank]

my kitty can't seem to speak

[funkytuba]

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak

[AddyCat]

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air

[amanda]

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air
she flicks it with flair

[zefrank]

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air
she flicks it with flair
and thinks "I haven't been fed for a week"

[funkytuba]

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon

[AddyCat]

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)

[ambo]

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails

[Audreyvgs]

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails
but if all else fails

[ambo]

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails
but if all else fails
I'll play on my knees with a spoon

[rapscalious rob]

My favorite softdrink is Verners

[slurpeedemon]

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners

[dinzdale]

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue

[funkytuba]

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue
as I go to the loo

[ambo]

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue
as I go to the loo
And my farts are always head-turners

[slurpeedemon]

Life's short. Eat lots of cheese

[funkytuba]

Life's short. Eat lots of cheese
And drink all that you please

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Life's short. Eat lots of cheese
And drink all that you please
But steer clear of tuna

[Audreyvgs]

Life's short. Eat lots of cheese
And drink all that you please
But steer clear of tuna
that you eat with a spoona

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Foxy, the word tuna was hard!!! My apologies :(

[dinzdale]

Life's short. Eat lots of cheese
And drink all that you please
But steer clear of tuna
that you eat with a spoona
and roadkill covered in fleas.

[Audreyvgs]

My furniture's made out of nails

[dinzdale]

My furniture's made out of nails
And blubber I saved from the whales

[Audreyvgs]

My furniture's made out of nails
And blubber I saved from the whales
if you sit down just right

[AllegroNg]

My furniture's made out of nails
And blubber I saved from the whales
if you sit down just right
And squeeze your tooshie real tight

[dinzdale]

My furniture's made out of nails
And blubber I saved from the whales
if you sit down just right
with your back to the light

[rapscalious rob]

My furniture's made out of nails
And blubber I saved from the whales
if you sit down just right
with your back to the light
you will find that I glued on some tails

[nycwriters]

It has to be too good to be true

[rapscalious rob]

It has to be too good to be true
that they got good TP for the loo

[funkytuba]

It has to be too good to be true
that they got good TP for the loo
my ass ain't complaining

[Audreyvgs]

It has to be too good to be true
that they got good TP for the loo
my ass ain't complaining
but the toilets not draining!

[mindChatter]

It has to be too good to be true
that they got good TP for the loo
my ass ain't complaining
but the toilets not draining!
Must be from when I ate glue

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

[dinzdale]

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter

[mindChatter]

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter.
Although it's so fake,

[funkytuba]

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter.
Although it's so fake,
My oleo lake

[amanda]

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter.
Although it's so fake,
My oleo lake
smells much more like a gutter.

[slurpeedemon]

I happen to like tunafish

[nycwriters]

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish

[rapscalious rob]

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish
for my kitty or me

[funkytuba]

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish
for my kitty or me
do not mind mercury

[Audreyvgs]

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish
for my kitty or me
do not mind mercury
tip that can of fine fish in our dish

[lapietra]

There once was a magical mirror

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer
It was thicker and longer




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sorry, had to

[rapscalious rob]

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer
It was thicker and longer
and quite a bit stronger

[zenbabe]

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer
It was thicker and longer
and quite a bit stronger
It was John Holmes and I soon ran in fear!

[funkytuba]

My panda is not too bright

[nycwriters]

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight

[rapscalious rob]

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight
it’s stretched out of shape

[Audreyvgs]

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight
it’s stretched out of shape
whats inside might escape

[dinzdale]

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight
it’s stretched out of shape
whats inside might escape
He's looking like Beale, what a fright!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My pants are green corduroy

[nycwriters]

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy

[slurpeedemon]

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy
Who neglected to wash 'em.

[Audreyvgs]

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy
Who neglected to wash 'em.
and now the flies nosh 'em

[funkytuba]

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy
Who neglected to wash 'em.
and now the flies nosh 'em
It seems I've caught on to their ploy

[nycwriters]

There once was a very funky tuba

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba

[zenbabe]

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba
When he saw a Great White

[nycwriters]

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba
When he saw a Great White
So he put up a fight

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba
When he saw a Great White
So he put up a fight
and sent that great white back to Cuba!

[amanda]

"Be prepared, Scout"

[Audreyvgs]

"Be prepared, Scout"
she shouted right out

[dinzdale]

"Be prepared, Scout"
she shouted right out
just as she was coming

[lapietra]

"Be prepared, Scout"
she shouted right out
just as she was coming
to deliver a numbing

[Audreyvgs]

"Be prepared, Scout"
she shouted right out
just as she was coming
to deliver a numbing
to Dinz whom she thought quite a lout

u askt fur that

[dinzdale]

I'm trying my best, dont you see?

[Audreyvgs]

I'm trying my best, dont you see?
lurid and tawdry though I be

[moel]

I'm trying my best, dont you see?
lurid and tawdry though I be
you'll get it in the end

[slurpeedemon]

I'm trying my best, dont you see?
lurid and tawdry though I be
you'll get it in the end
it's a complex plan, my friend

[zenbabe]

wtf!!?!??!

:confused:

[Audreyvgs]

I'm trying my best, dont you see?
lurid and tawdry though I be
you'll get it in the end
it's a complex plan, my friend
my mother somehow did this to me

[funkytuba]

Good thing this thread ain't for the purist.

[Audreyvgs]

Good thing this thread ain't for the purist.
in regards to offending the tourist

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Good thing this thread ain't for the purist.
in regards to offending the tourist
who comes looking for Art

[Audreyvgs]

Good thing this thread ain't for the purist.
in regards to offending the tourist
who comes looking for Art
this is nowhere to start

[funkytuba]

Good thing this thread ain't for the purist.
in regards to offending the tourist
who comes looking for Art
this is nowhere to start
and at this point I'm calling my jurist

[chuckie egg]

I'm sure he'll call back if he wants to

[Audreyvgs]

I'm sure he'll call back if he wants to
Didn't i do everything i could do?

[AllegroNg]

I'm sure he'll call back if he wants to
Didn't i do everything i could do?
I practiced The Rules

[Audreyvgs]

I'm sure he'll call back if he wants to
Didn't i do everything i could do?
I practiced The Rules
not schtüpping with fools

[flabbygums]

I'm sure he'll call back if he wants to
Didn't i do everything i could do?
I practiced The Rules
not schtüpping with fools
I hope he didn't hear me grunting in the loo

[nycwriters]

Whenever the sun breaks the clouds

[Audreyvgs]

Whenever the sun breaks the clouds
Flabby collects all his shrouds

[nycwriters]

Whenever the sun breaks the clouds
Flabby collects all his shrouds
He floats through the air

[catbelly]

Whenever the sun breaks the clouds
Flabby collects all his shrouds
He floats through the air
His cheeks pale and bare

[Audreyvgs]

Whenever the sun breaks the clouds
Flabby collects all his shrouds
He floats through the air
His cheeks pale and bare
poor syntax in his limericks scares crowds

[lapietra]

Today I drove through East L. A.

[Audreyvgs]

Today I drove through East L. A.
Conozco a un hombre se llama José







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I know a man whose name is Jose

[lapietra]

Today I drove through East L. A.
Conozco a un hombre se llama José
Vi un cementerio

[flabbygums]

Today I drove through East L. A.
Conozco a un hombre se llama José
he tried to sell me oranges and nuts








and p.s. what wrogn /w my sintacks?

[lapietra]

hey!

[Audreyvgs]

Today I drove through East L. A.
Conozco a un hombre se llama José
Vi un cementerio
que vi diario



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Ignore all syntax-thrashers...........si quieres
read the first post for a syntax lesson, I'd pay you to teach me flash, tho...do always do what you're good at

[lapietra]

Today I drove through East L. A.
Conozco a un hombre se llama José
Vi un cementerio
que vi diario
y la gente muerta se levantó y cosquilleó flabbygums. :D

[rapscalious rob]

We like to be really silly
aquí estábamos así

[AllegroNg]

We like to be really silly
aquí estábamos así
Que hora est?

[rapscalious rob]

We like to be really silly
aquí estábamos así
Que hora est?
the hour of rest

[Audreyvgs]

We like to be really silly
aquí estábamos así
Que hora est?
the hour of rest
trabajamos muy fuerte, you see!

[lapietra]

it's so much fun to be tipsy

[rapscalious rob]

it's so much fun to be tipsy
It makes me feel numb in the lipsy

[AllegroNg]

it's so much fun to be tipsy
It makes me feel numb in the lipsy
Everyone looks sexy

[Audreyvgs]

it's so much fun to be tipsy
It makes me feel numb in the lipsy
Everyone looks sexy
s'wonderful to be me

[Audreyvgs]

oooo how the hell did that happen?

[lapietra]

it's so much fun to be tipsy
It makes me feel numb in the lipsy
Everyone looks sexy
s'wonderful to be me
even when I act like a dipsy.

[AllegroNg]

oooo how the hell did that happen?
it's trout that everyone's slappin.

[rapscalious rob]

oooo how the hell did that happen?
it's trout that everyone's slappin.
Mmm, yum; raw and wrigglin,’

[zenbabe]

oooo how the hell did that happen?
it's trout that everyone's slappin.
Mmm, yum; raw and wrigglin,’
Sumpthin in my tummy a jigglin'

[Audreyvgs]

oooo how the hell did that happen?
it's trout that everyone's slappin.
Mmm, yum; raw and wrigglin,’
Sumpthin in my tummy a jigglin'
proves you can't beat your fish then go nappin'

[AllegroNg]

Hee hee hee, good one!

[lapietra]

Hee hee hee, good one!
Yous guyses are way too much fun

[funkytuba]

Hee hee hee hee, good one!
Yous guyses are way too much fun
until we get funny

[lapietra]

Hee hee hee hee, good one!
Yous guyses are way too much fun
until we get funny
or run out of money

[flabbygums]

oooo how the hell did that happen?
it's trout that everyone's slappin.
what the $@!!## is going on herein?

[lapietra]

I'm so confuzzed...

[AllegroNg]

Hee hee hee hee, good one!
Yous guyses are way too much fun
until we get funny
or run out of money
FLABBY GUMS THAT LIMERICK WAS DONE!!

[slurpeedemon]

Her favorite color is blue

[funkytuba]

Her favorite color is blue
Hard to believe but it's true

[Audreyvgs]

Her favorite color is blue
Hard to believe but it's true
Flab in his spleen

[funkytuba]

Her favorite color is blue
Hard to believe but it's true
Flab in his spleen
gives his skin such a sheen

[Audreyvgs]

Her favorite color is blue
Hard to believe but it's true
Flab in his spleen
gives his skin such a sheen
it's clear that he hasnt a clue

[slurpeedemon]

It's time to buy some new duds

[Audreyvgs]

It's time to buy some new duds
my old ones are covered in scruds





-Could we pick words that rhyme with another word on the planet to start, or is this about torture? If so, we could just keep it simple and end all the first lines with "Purple" Sorry, im a biaaaattchhhhhhh today.

[funkytuba]

It's time to buy some new duds
my old ones are covered in scruds
there's rips from that door-hinge

[catbelly]

It's time to buy some new duds
my old ones are covered in scruds
there's rips from that door-hinge
and stains from my binge

[Audreyvgs]

It's time to buy some new duds
my old ones are covered in scruds
there's rips from that door-hinge
and stains from my binge
and pants that protect me from floods



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Sorry, SlurpD, there were plenty of words, i just must be sensitive from my bout with You know Who.... :(

Your Turn!

[zenbabe]

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore

[Audreyvgs]

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore
Like dem tings dat i saw at der store

[zenbabe]

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore
Like dem tings dat i saw at der store
Dey wer sellin' em Cheap

[malina]

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore
Like dem tings dat i saw at der store
Dey wer sellin' em Cheap
Jesta big stinkin' heap

[zenbabe]

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore
Like dem tings dat i saw at der store
Dey wer sellin' em Cheap
Jesta big stinkin' heap
Buncha Crap and tu mech of'a chore!