communal limericks [Archive] - Page 8 - ZEFRANK.COM

Audreyvgs

10-09-2003, 12:52 AM

Der some tings dat i just can't ignore
Like dem tings dat i saw at der store
Dey wer sellin' em Cheap
Jesta big stinkin' heap
Dem tings dat Klaus usually keeps in da drawer!

zenbabe

10-09-2003, 12:56 AM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!

Audreyvgs

10-09-2003, 12:56 AM

Oh maaannnnn more simultaneous posts!!! sorry!!!!!!

zenbabe

10-09-2003, 01:12 AM

you cheated

Audreyvgs

10-09-2003, 01:15 AM

I warnt tryin to cheat, everytime i thought i was on time, i was late! sorry, you might have to post the first one again, otherwise everybody'l think we're on the debate thread! We keep hittin send at the same time, you're faster!

zenbabe

10-09-2003, 01:21 AM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!

Audreyvgs

10-09-2003, 09:08 AM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!
'twere tha biggest damn one that we seen

nycwriters

10-09-2003, 12:28 PM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!
'twere tha biggest damn one that we seen
clothed in porcelaine robes

funkytuba

10-09-2003, 12:51 PM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!
'twere tha biggest damn one that we seen
clothed in porcelaine robes
ees flock ah ees toes

Audreyvgs

10-09-2003, 09:50 PM

O' Ten foot Jesees in da gaardeen!
'twere tha biggest damn one that we seen
clothed in porcelaine robes
ees flock ah ees toes
'at Bear waht run'd thru the clothesline was mean!

flabbygums

10-10-2003, 12:29 AM

Governor Arnold can't prounounce my state

Audreyvgs

10-13-2003, 11:25 AM

RESTART!

Audreyvgs

10-13-2003, 11:25 AM

My dog has a tick on his ear

lapietra

10-13-2003, 12:44 PM

My dog has a tick on his ear
and he's scratching at fleas on his rear

funkytuba

10-13-2003, 12:50 PM

My dog has a tick on his ear
and he's scratching at fleas on his rear
he smells kind of strange

suggested next rhyme 'MANGE'

lapietra

10-13-2003, 01:12 PM

My dog has a tick on his ear
and he's scratching at fleas on his rear
he smells kind of strange
'specially at close range

Audreyvgs

10-13-2003, 01:19 PM

My dog has a tick on his ear
and he's scratching at fleas on his rear
he smells kind of strange
'specially at close range
and he's ugly, so 'round him I steer.

funkytuba

10-14-2003, 02:51 AM

My dog is having a dream

zenbabe

10-14-2003, 03:33 AM

My dog is having a dream
He is chasing that cat by the stream

chuckie egg

10-14-2003, 08:56 AM

My dog is having a dream
He is chasing that cat by the stream
See, his legs kicking!

Audreyvgs

10-14-2003, 09:00 AM

My dog is having a dream
He is chasing that cat by the stream
See, his legs kicking!
In the air his tongue's licking

lapietra

10-14-2003, 03:09 PM

My dog is having a dream
He is chasing that cat by the stream
See, his legs kicking!
In the air his tongue's licking
and his eyes wiggling something extreme.

Audreyvgs

10-15-2003, 09:34 AM

I saw your aunt Tillie today

dinzdale

10-15-2003, 06:35 PM

I saw your aunt Tillie today
and as usual she gave it away

lapietra

10-15-2003, 06:37 PM

I saw your aunt Tillie today
Having tea in a chi-chi cafe

funkytuba

10-16-2003, 12:53 AM

I saw your aunt Tillie today
Having tea in a chi-chi cafe
She preened and she swooned
<next participant put line here>
and as usual she gave it away

flabbygums

10-16-2003, 12:57 AM

nevermind

Audreyvgs

10-16-2003, 12:57 AM

I saw your aunt Tillie today
Having tea in a chi-chi cafe
She preened and she swooned
tripped, fell and mooned
and as usual she gave it away

zenbabe

10-16-2003, 02:32 AM

So next time you catch a fly ball

Audreyvgs

10-16-2003, 07:49 AM

So next time you catch a fly ball
Lets hope its not a fan who makes the call

lapietra

10-16-2003, 02:13 PM

So next time you catch a fly ball
Let's hope it's not a fan who makes the call
Keep your hands to yourself

BusyRich

10-16-2003, 03:21 PM

So next time you catch a fly ball
Let's hope it's not a fan who makes the call
Keep your hands to yourself
Cos it's bad for your health

funkytuba

10-17-2003, 02:52 AM

So next time you catch a fly ball
Let's hope it's not a fan who makes the call
Keep your hands to yourself
Cos it's bad for your health
when your team, 'cause of you, takes a fall

BusyRich

10-17-2003, 03:21 AM

There once was a girl named LaToya

Audreyvgs

10-17-2003, 09:42 AM

There once was a girl named LaToya
who lived way down there in La Hoya

----------------------------------
didnt you just do this one on the do-it-yourself thread?

BusyRich

10-17-2003, 01:30 PM

There once was a girl named LaToya
who lived way down there in La Hoya
She had all sorts of pets

Audreyvgs

10-17-2003, 01:37 PM

There once was a girl named LaToya
who lived way down there in La Hoya
She had all sorts of pets
they all wore hair nets

lapietra

10-18-2003, 12:06 AM

There once was a girl named LaToya
who lived way down there in La Hoya*
She had all sorts of pets
they all wore hair nets
and critiqued all her Van Gogh and Goya.

*La Jolla (pron. "hoya") :)

rapscalious rob

10-18-2003, 04:40 PM

There once was a kitty tum-tum

zenbabe

10-18-2003, 08:32 PM

There once was a kitty tum-tum
Who when stray'ing would fall on her bum

Cicatrice

10-18-2003, 09:37 PM

There once was a kitty tum-tum
Who when stray'ing would fall on her bum
She slipped out the door

Audreyvgs

10-19-2003, 01:21 AM

There once was a kitty tum-tum
Who when stray'ing would fall on her bum
She slipped out the door
and tried to explore

lapietra

10-19-2003, 03:19 PM

There once was a kitty tum-tum
Who when stray'ing would fall on her bum
She slipped out the door
and tried to explore
but to slip and to sprawl she'd succumb.

BusyRich

10-19-2003, 05:36 PM

There once was a guy called Keanu

malina

10-20-2003, 12:32 PM

There once was a guy called Keanu
who went to this town named Milanu

Audreyvgs

10-20-2003, 12:34 PM

There once was a guy called Keanu
who went to this town named Milanu
He makes more than Wedu

malina

10-20-2003, 12:47 PM

There once was a guy called Keanu
who went to this town named Milanu
He makes more than Wedu
talks in German "he du!"

dinzdale

10-20-2003, 12:57 PM

There once was a guy called Keanu
who went to this town named Milanu
He makes more than Wedu
talks in German "he du!"
and plays the viola and piano

maychorian

10-20-2003, 07:55 PM

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun

Audreyvgs

10-20-2003, 09:46 PM

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June

lapietra

10-21-2003, 12:23 AM

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June
Then he slowly creeps out

SuperCaliFragil

10-21-2003, 12:49 AM

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June
Then he slowly creeps out
despite joints pained by gout

Audreyvgs

10-21-2003, 01:30 AM

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June
Then he slowly creeps out
despite joints pained by gout
He then lays down and howls at the moon

zenbabe

10-21-2003, 01:41 AM

I am to help my bro shop for a ring

maychorian

10-21-2003, 12:40 PM

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything

funkytuba

10-21-2003, 02:37 PM

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything
My scansion needs work

Audreyvgs

10-21-2003, 07:19 PM

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything
My scansion needs work
and the girls quite a jerk

funkytuba

10-21-2003, 07:21 PM

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything
My scansion needs work
and the girls quite a jerk
so I'll just weave one out of some string

SuperCaliFragil

10-21-2003, 07:54 PM

The largest planet is orange.

snicker, snicker, snicker.

edit...ok...i retract that. That was unfair.

SuperCaliFragil

10-21-2003, 08:47 PM

The largest planet is Jupiter

Audreyvgs

10-21-2003, 10:36 PM

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her

maychorian

10-21-2003, 11:46 PM

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her
Not that I care

rapscalious rob

10-22-2003, 12:42 AM

The largest planet is orange.
It’s also as dead as a doorhinge;
but if it weren’t there,
our planet would tear
and then things would be rather boringe

rapscalious rob

10-22-2003, 12:47 AM

although boringe isn’t a word,
it helps me to fuel the absurd.
It also rhymes well
with a word from rhyme hell
though, likely, it will be demurred.

Audreyvgs

10-22-2003, 07:51 AM

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her
Not that I care
or even know where

dinzdale

10-22-2003, 12:09 PM

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her
Not that I care
or even know where
Pluto is certainly stupider

maychorian

10-22-2003, 10:16 PM

There once was a woman from Nigeria

Audreyvgs

10-22-2003, 10:26 PM

There once was a woman from Nigeria
Who married a guy from Liberia

AllegroNg

10-22-2003, 10:33 PM

There once was a woman from Nigeria
Who married a guy from Liberia
With plates in their lips

maychorian

10-22-2003, 10:37 PM

There once was a woman from Nigeria
Who married a guy from Liberia
With plates in their lips
To help them eat chips

Audreyvgs

10-25-2003, 11:44 PM

There once was a woman from Nigeria
Who married a guy from Liberia
With plates in their lips
To help them eat chips
with dip that they get from Diptheria!

Klynne

10-25-2003, 11:59 PM

There are some people that will say

Audreyvgs

10-26-2003, 12:25 AM

There are some people that will say
that Rome wasn't built in a day

Klynne

10-26-2003, 12:31 AM

There are some people that will say
that Rome wasn't built in a day
Let them say what they will

zenbabe

10-26-2003, 10:51 AM

There are some people that will say
that Rome wasn't built in a day
Let them say what they will
I'll just send them the bill

Audreyvgs

10-26-2003, 11:35 AM

There are some people that will say
that Rome wasn't built in a day
Let them say what they will
I'll just send them the bill
to build Rome in a day with some clay!

Klynne

10-26-2003, 06:03 PM

I am experiencing technical difficulties

rapscalious rob

10-26-2003, 06:18 PM

I am experiencing technical difficulties
for I seem to have several loose iffy bolties

Klynne

10-26-2003, 09:31 PM

I am experiencing technical difficulties
for I seem to have several loose iffy bolties
My maker must be crazy, or very lazy

rapscalious rob

10-27-2003, 02:22 AM

I am experiencing technical difficulties
for I seem to have several loose iffy bolties
My maker must be crazy,
or very lazy
or maybe just one of those miffed occulties

rapscalious rob

10-27-2003, 02:23 AM

my pizza has fragments of bone

laughingbuddha

10-27-2003, 04:16 AM

My Pizza has fragments of bone
Don't you think I should change my tone

Audreyvgs

10-27-2003, 08:52 AM

My Pizza has fragments of bone
Don't you think I should change my tone
the waitress won't listen

laughingbuddha

10-27-2003, 10:36 AM

My Pizza has fragments of bone
Don't you think I should change my tone
The waitress won't listen
Even as the beads of sweat glisten

Audreyvgs

10-27-2003, 11:19 AM

My Pizza has fragments of bone
Don't you think I should change my tone
The waitress won't listen
Even as the beads of sweat glisten
Please get 911 on the phone!

laughingbuddha

10-27-2003, 11:51 AM

The gladiator fought without a sword

laughingbuddha

10-27-2003, 11:52 AM

The gladiator fought without a sword

Audreyvgs

10-27-2003, 12:13 PM

The gladiator fought without a sword
and was killed like an apple being cored

zenbabe

10-27-2003, 01:05 PM

The gladiator fought without a sword
and was killed like an apple being cored
What he didn't see coming

Audreyvgs

10-27-2003, 02:33 PM

The gladiator fought without a sword
and was killed like an apple being cored
What he didn't see coming
was above a mace humming

maychorian

10-27-2003, 05:24 PM

The gladiator fought without a sword
and was killed like an apple being cored
What he didn't see coming
was above a mace humming
In the hand of a ticked off warlord

slurpeedemon

10-27-2003, 06:10 PM

This printout is taking forever

nycwriters

10-27-2003, 06:14 PM

This printout is taking forever
Bah technology, all ties I'll sever

funkytuba

10-27-2003, 06:17 PM

This printout is taking forever
Bah technology, all ties I'll sever
A cave to inhabit

slurpeedemon

10-27-2003, 06:19 PM

This printout is taking forever
Bah technology, all ties I'll sever
A cave to inhabit
or a hole, like a rabbit

Coffee

10-27-2003, 06:36 PM

This printout is taking forever
Bah technology, all ties I'll sever
A cave to inhabit
or a hole, like a rabbit
I'd have to give up zeboard...never

Klynne

10-27-2003, 07:02 PM

There once was a horrible dentist

zenbabe

10-27-2003, 07:17 PM

There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..

maychorian

10-27-2003, 07:51 PM

There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..
that his quaint little drill

Klynne

10-27-2003, 07:51 PM

There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..
Upon tickling my belly

Klynne

10-27-2003, 07:53 PM

Sorry. Just ignore my post and go with M's

maychorian

10-27-2003, 07:55 PM

There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..
Upon tickling my belly
with an antennae telly
That ignorance really was bliss

:)

Klynne

10-27-2003, 07:58 PM

[There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..
that his quaint little drill
Would give me a thrill

maychorian

10-27-2003, 07:59 PM

There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..
that his quaint little drill
Would give me a thrill
But I begged to differ (with my fist)

Klynne

10-27-2003, 09:18 PM

Whenever I go out for a walk

zenbabe

10-27-2003, 09:36 PM

Whenever I go out for a walk
Townsfolk take exception to gawk

Klynne

10-27-2003, 09:41 PM

(sorry I screwed up)

Klynne

10-27-2003, 10:16 PM

(screwed up again)

Klynne

10-27-2003, 10:18 PM

Whenever I go out for a walk
Townfolk take exception to gawk
What could it be?

Coffee

10-27-2003, 10:40 PM

Whenever I go out for a walk
Townfolk take exception to gawk
What could it be?
Why do they stare at me?

Klynne

10-28-2003, 12:18 AM

ooopssss

Klynne

10-28-2003, 12:20 AM

Whenever I go out for a walk
Townfolk take exception to gawk
What could it be?
Why do they stare at me?
Is it because I am packing a glock?

Klynne

10-28-2003, 01:30 AM

It is time to go to bed

Audreyvgs

10-28-2003, 01:32 AM

It is time to go to bed
I yawn and scratch my head

funkytuba

10-28-2003, 05:26 AM

It is time to go to bed
I yawn and scratch my head,
Fluff pillows and sheets

Klynne

10-28-2003, 08:16 PM

]It is time to go to bed
I yawn and scratch my head,
Fluff pillows and sheets
While eating sweet meats,

Coffee

10-28-2003, 11:59 PM

It is time to go to bed
I yawn and scratch my head,
Fluff pillows and sheets
While eating sweet meats,
High Cal., Heart attack, I'm dead.

Klynne

10-29-2003, 12:53 AM

Keno is an addictive game

Audreyvgs

10-29-2003, 12:57 AM

Keno is an addictive game
I don't play well, to my great shame

Klynne

10-29-2003, 12:59 AM

Keno is an addictive game
I don't play well, to my great shame
When I lose all my money

Audreyvgs

10-29-2003, 01:02 AM

Keno is an addictive game
I don't play well, to my great shame
When I lose all my money
ta-ta, says my honey

Klynne

10-29-2003, 01:20 AM

Keno is an addictive game
I don't play well, to my great shame
When I lose all my money
ta-ta, says my honey
He says I only have myself to blame

Klynne

10-29-2003, 01:23 AM

Why are you so mystical?

laughingbuddha

10-29-2003, 02:01 AM

Why are you so mystical?
When you need to be analytical

Klynne

10-29-2003, 02:14 AM

Why are you so mystical?
When you need to be analytical
Is your head up your bum?

laughingbuddha

10-29-2003, 03:32 AM

Why are you so mystical?
When you need to be analytical
Is your head up your bum?
Maybe yours, is that why you beat the drum?

Coffee

10-29-2003, 01:54 PM

Why are you so mystical?
When you need to be analytical
Is your head up your bum?
Maybe yours, is that why you beat the drum?
Cant we all jus be sarcastical?

maychorian

10-29-2003, 04:56 PM

I'm having trouble with my lifestyle

Coffee

10-29-2003, 05:47 PM

I'm having trouble with my lifestyle
It's been going on for a long while.

zenbabe

10-29-2003, 05:51 PM

I'm having trouble with my lifestyle
It's been going on for a long while.
Though I know i'm not gay

flabbygums

10-29-2003, 05:53 PM

I'm having trouble with my lifestyle
It's been going on for a long while.
Though I know i'm not gay
I keep saying "what a FABULOUS day!"

Coffee

10-29-2003, 06:02 PM

I'm having trouble with my lifestyle
It's been going on for a long while.
Though I know i'm not gay
I keep saying "what a FABULOUS day!"
and does this rouge clash with my smile?

Klynne

10-29-2003, 06:11 PM

How many times must I ask

Coffee

10-29-2003, 06:30 PM

How many times must I ask
to let me, in your warm smile, bask

Klynne

10-29-2003, 07:39 PM

How many times must I ask
to let me, in your warm smile, bask
Your really quite lovely you know

Coffee

10-29-2003, 09:14 PM

How many times must I ask
to let me, in your warm smile, bask
Your really quite lovely you know
but Its just an avatar..and so,

catbelly

10-29-2003, 09:16 PM

How many times must I ask
to let me, in your warm smile, bask
Your really quite lovely you know
but Its just an avatar..and so,
If you're ugly I'll take you to task.

funkytuba

10-29-2003, 09:21 PM

We're having some problems with scansion

Coffee

10-29-2003, 09:29 PM

We're having some problems with scansion
He's causing a lil bit of tension.

zenbabe

10-29-2003, 10:37 PM

We're having some problems with scansion
He's causing a lil bit of tension.
But without reason or rhyme

Klynne

10-29-2003, 10:44 PM

oops

Klynne

10-29-2003, 10:46 PM

We're having some problems with scansion
He's causing a lil bit of tension.
But without reason or rhyme
He is after me all the time

nycwriters

10-29-2003, 11:38 PM

We're having some problems with scansion
He's causing a lil bit of tension.
But without reason or rhyme
He is after me all the time
And other things too dire to mention

Klynne

10-30-2003, 01:36 AM

There is something that is really strange

Audreyvgs

10-30-2003, 01:43 AM

There is something that is really strange
I hear music - it's "Home on the Range!"

Klynne

10-30-2003, 01:45 AM

]There is something that is really strange
I hear music - it's "Home on the Range!"
Oh my God, am I in Montanna?

Audreyvgs

10-30-2003, 01:47 AM

There is something that is really strange
I hear music - it's "Home on the Range!"
Oh my God, am I in Montana?
Where'd I get this red bandana!??!??!!!

Klynne

10-30-2003, 02:39 PM

I hope I don't come down with a case of mange

rapscalious rob

10-30-2003, 05:17 PM

I hope I don't come down with a case of mange
Because my dog has been acting a bit strange

Coffee

10-30-2003, 05:21 PM

I hope I don't come down with a case of mange
Because my dog has been acting a bit strange
He just sits there and licks

Klynne

10-30-2003, 07:04 PM

And eats popsickle sticks

Klynne

10-30-2003, 07:10 PM

I hope I don't come down with a case of mange
Because my dog has been acting a bit strange
He just sits there and licks
And eats popsickle sticks

Coffee

10-30-2003, 10:47 PM

I hope I don't come down with a case of mange
Because my dog has been acting a bit strange
He just sits there and licks
And eats popsickle sticks
I hope that this trend will hurry up and change.

zenbabe

10-30-2003, 10:57 PM

I still have no Costume to wear.

Klynne

10-30-2003, 11:27 PM

I still have no Costume to wear.
But, I do not want to show up bare

Coffee

10-30-2003, 11:32 PM

I still have no Costume to wear.
But, I do not want to show up bare
I could use the sheet

Klynne

10-31-2003, 12:59 AM

I still have no Costume to wear.
But, I do not want to show up bare
I could use the sheet
But, it will show my bare feet

Audreyvgs

10-31-2003, 01:35 AM

I still have no Costume to wear.
But, I do not want to show up bare
I could use the sheet
But, it will show my bare feet
but then again, I know where to wear the tear.

Klynne

10-31-2003, 01:46 AM

Are you truly Maniacal?

zenbabe

10-31-2003, 01:50 AM

Are you truly Maniacal?
About Stewart Grekkenblau?

Klynne

10-31-2003, 01:59 AM

Are you truly Maniacal?
About Stewart Grekkenblau?
I get your point,
Lets smoke a joint
And make this whole thing go away.

Wow, bad limkerick
Who would ever thook of it?

funkytuba

10-31-2003, 04:47 AM

Are you truly Maniacal?
About Stewart Grekkenblau?
I get your point,
so it's you I'll annoint

Audreyvgs

10-31-2003, 12:12 PM

Are you truly Maniacal?
About Stewart Grekkenblau?
I get your point,
so it's you I'll annoint
you don't know syntax, so try and denyical.

funkytuba

10-31-2003, 01:48 PM

I'm wearing a fleece colored yellow

Coffee

10-31-2003, 02:35 PM

I'm wearing a fleece colored yellow
it looks odd 'cuz I am a fellow

Audreyvgs

10-31-2003, 02:42 PM

I'm wearing a fleece colored yellow
it looks odd 'cuz I am a fellow
who wears black only black

Coffee

10-31-2003, 02:45 PM

I'm wearing a fleece colored yellow
it looks odd 'cuz I am a fellow
who wears black only black
trying to jump my track

Klynne

10-31-2003, 08:51 PM

I'm wearing a fleece colored yellow
it looks odd 'cuz I am a fellow
who wears black only black
trying to jump my track
I usually prefer to be mellow

Klynne

10-31-2003, 10:29 PM

There is nothing better than penicillin

Coffee

11-01-2003, 06:15 PM

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.

drshok

11-01-2003, 06:39 PM

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,

Coffee

11-01-2003, 06:45 PM

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,
I like gangrene stuffing

Welcome drshok!:)

Klynne

11-01-2003, 11:08 PM

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,
I like gangrene stuffing
And a spanking on the side if you are willin

nycwriters

11-02-2003, 07:04 PM

It's pointless, you can't get there from here

Klynne

11-02-2003, 07:12 PM

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer

nycwriters

11-02-2003, 07:52 PM

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose

zenbabe

11-02-2003, 09:01 PM

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose
After he picked his nose

Coffee

11-03-2003, 02:53 PM

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose
After he picked his nose
and filled my tank with high octane beer.

Klynne

11-03-2003, 06:57 PM

Never put high octane beer in car's tank

maychorian

11-03-2003, 07:34 PM

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank

Klynne

11-03-2003, 08:06 PM

]Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you

Frieda

11-03-2003, 08:12 PM

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you
Because they're so true

Klynne

11-03-2003, 08:22 PM

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you
Because they're so true
And this sir, you can take to the bank

Klynne

11-03-2003, 09:18 PM

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack

zenbabe

11-03-2003, 09:50 PM

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back

Klynne

11-03-2003, 09:54 PM

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back
Why do I behave this way?

lapietra

11-03-2003, 11:51 PM

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back
Why do I behave this way?
I'm no good the next day

Audreyvgs

11-04-2003, 01:38 AM

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back
Why do I behave this way?
I'm no good the next day
an' it make my rhymes not got syntak.

(3,3,2,2,3 = the melodic magic of syntak) ;)

dinzdale

11-04-2003, 12:44 PM

The number of times that I've tried

Hyakujo's Fox

11-04-2003, 01:11 PM

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried

Coffee

11-04-2003, 04:41 PM

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried
But short order memories

Klynne

11-04-2003, 08:53 PM

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried
But short order memories
Are terrible rememdies

zenbabe

11-04-2003, 09:15 PM

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried
But short order memories
Are terrible rememdies
So bad that I curled up and died

Klynne

11-04-2003, 09:36 PM

Must you always jest

zenbabe

11-04-2003, 09:41 PM

Must you always jest
yest

Klynne

11-04-2003, 10:10 PM

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest

Hyakujo's Fox

11-05-2003, 10:49 AM

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest
they´re NOT dots for joinin'

zenbabe

11-05-2003, 10:02 PM

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest
they´re NOT dots for joinin'
and dont flick and expect boingin'

Audreyvgs

11-05-2003, 10:56 PM

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest
they´re NOT dots for joinin'
and dont flick and expect boingin'
listen hard, cause there'll be a test.

Klynne

11-06-2003, 01:04 AM

Why do I get so excited

Hyakujo's Fox

11-06-2003, 06:18 AM

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted

Audreyvgs

11-06-2003, 09:04 AM

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted
they're bumpy and knobby

RuneT

11-06-2003, 09:11 AM

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted
they're bumpy and knobby
red, white and blubby

nycwriters

11-06-2003, 01:07 PM

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted
they're bumpy and knobby
red, white and blubby
You are my true love, unrequited

lapietra

11-06-2003, 02:10 PM

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job

Frieda

11-06-2003, 05:50 PM

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob

Klynne

11-06-2003, 08:04 PM

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob
It requires wearing a g-string

Audreyvgs

11-06-2003, 09:25 PM

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob
It requires wearing a g-string
and a red fluffy butt-thing

Klynne

11-06-2003, 09:38 PM

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob
It requires wearing a g-string
and a red fluffy butt-thing
Y' think I'll be workin for the mob?

Coffee

11-06-2003, 10:32 PM

I want some thing so good to eat

Klynne

11-06-2003, 10:41 PM

I want some thing so good to eat
That will tickle me from my head to my feet

Audreyvgs

11-06-2003, 11:49 PM

I want some thing so good to eat
That will tickle me from my head to my feet
chocolate's O.K.

Hyakujo's Fox

11-07-2003, 06:29 AM

I want some thing so good to eat
That will tickle me from my head to my feet
chocolate's O.K.
applied the right way

chuckie egg

11-07-2003, 09:18 AM

I want some thing so good to eat
That will tickle me from my head to my feet
chocolate's O.K.
applied the right way
But tuna with mayos a treat

maychorian

11-07-2003, 05:48 PM

I'm inclined to believe that your pop

Klynne

11-07-2003, 05:59 PM

I'm inclined to believe that your pop
Uses a bucket and mop

lapietra

11-07-2003, 06:01 PM

I'm inclined to believe that your pop
Uses a bucket and mop
As opposed to a sponge

Coffee

11-07-2003, 06:41 PM

I'm inclined to believe that your pop
Uses a bucket and mop
As opposed to a sponge
which explains all the grunge

Klynne

11-07-2003, 07:24 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Coffee
[B]I'm inclined to believe that your pop
Uses a bucket and mop
As opposed to a sponge
which explains all the grunge
which lies all over your range top

Coffee

11-07-2003, 07:51 PM

Sometimes I forget who we are.

zenbabe

11-07-2003, 07:59 PM

Sometimes I forget who we are.
Because I spend to much time at the bar

Coffee

11-07-2003, 08:51 PM

Sometimes I forget who we are.
Because I spend to much time at the bar
Memories just sink

zenbabe

11-07-2003, 08:55 PM

Sometimes I forget who we are.
Because I spend to much time at the bar
Memories just sink
The more that I drink

rapscalious rob

11-07-2003, 10:24 PM

Sometimes I forget who we are.
Because I spend to much time at the bar
Memories just sink
The more that I drink
The more my mind feels ajar

zenbabe

11-08-2003, 12:25 AM

I'm so happy I just got some flowers.

Audreyvgs

11-08-2003, 01:32 AM

I'm so happy I just got some flowers.
I must have some mystical powers

zenbabe

11-08-2003, 03:21 AM

I'm so happy I just got some flowers.
I must have some mystical powers
Just the good witch from the west

Audreyvgs

11-08-2003, 11:41 AM

I'm so happy I just got some flowers.
I must have some mystical powers
Just the good witch from the west
knows the answers to the test

Coffee

11-08-2003, 04:00 PM

I'm so happy I just got some flowers.
I must have some mystical powers
Just the good witch from the west
knows the answers to the test
but they'll turn into pumpkins in hours

Audreyvgs

11-08-2003, 10:36 PM

Why do the dogs stare at me?

funkytuba

11-08-2003, 11:05 PM

Why do the dogs stare at me?
I'm not made of meat of ghee,

Audreyvgs

11-08-2003, 11:20 PM

Why do the dogs stare at me?
I'm not made of meat of ghee,
do I look like a bone?

Coffee

11-08-2003, 11:26 PM

Why do the dogs stare at me?
I'm not made of meat of ghee,
do I look like a bone?
shoo, out of my home.

lapietra

11-08-2003, 11:44 PM

Why do the dogs stare at me?
I'm not made of meat of ghee,
do I look like a bone?
shoo, out of my home.
I let no one gnaw me for free.

funkytuba

11-09-2003, 01:02 AM

The rain hadn't been here for ages

Klynne

11-09-2003, 01:30 AM

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages

lapietra

11-09-2003, 05:15 AM

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance

zenbabe

11-09-2003, 04:00 PM

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
And bust out the PANTS

zenbabe

11-09-2003, 04:00 PM

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
And bust out the PANTS

zenbabe

11-09-2003, 04:00 PM

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
And bust out the PANTS

zenbabe

11-09-2003, 04:01 PM

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
And bust out the PANTS

zenbabe

11-09-2003, 04:01 PM

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
And bust out the PANTS

Coffee

11-09-2003, 04:09 PM

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
with the cute new guy Hans

Klynne

11-09-2003, 06:22 PM