communal limericks

[Klynne]

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
And bust out the PANTS
While singing The Rock of Ages

[nycwriters]

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix

[nycwriters]

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,

[Klynne]

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of The Matrix?

[nycwriters]

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,

[Klynne]

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?

[rapscalious rob]

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?
A three-fingered salute

[Audreyvgs]

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?
A three-fingered salute
if help is en route

[Klynne]

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?
A three-fingered salute
if help is en route
would you mind if I borrowed your blistix?

[Klynne]

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
Where we take off our pants
And release animals from their cages

here you go Lapietra:)

[maychorian]

I think I missed all the excitement

[Audreyvgs]

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment

[Klynne]

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment
A testement to my well being

[Coffee]

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment
A testement to my well being
and good thing that I wasn't seeing,

[nycwriters]

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment
A testement to my well being
and good thing that I wasn't seeing,
But maybe I missed the enlightenment

[Klynne]

There was once a tree hugger I knew

[funkytuba]

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew

[Klynne]

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew
Try as he might

[zenbabe]

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew
Try as he might
To fight the good fight

[Audreyvgs]

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew
Try as he might
To fight the good fight
the jew that I knew ate pork, too

[zenbabe]

My husband has just gone to sleep

[Coffee]

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep.

[zenbabe]

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep
He is out for the night

[Audreyvgs]

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep
He is out for the night
just like a light

[zenbabe]

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep
He is out for the night
just like a light
So I guess I can hang with you, right?

[zenbabe]

ah crap...

[Audreyvgs]

Wouldnt that be,

So I guess I can hang with you, creep!

:D

[Audreyvgs]

or peep, if you want to inflame the princess....

[zenbabe]

peeps!!

[zenbabe]

So we really don't have it so bad

[Audreyvgs]

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid

[zenbabe]

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid
I prefer stars and stripes

[Audreyvgs]

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid
I prefer stars and stripes
and checks of all types

[zenbabe]

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid
I prefer stars and stripes
and checks of all types
and as long as the bank says their not bad!

[Audreyvgs]

Please close your mouth while you chew

[jaymirror]

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new

[chuckie egg]

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new
it may just fall out

[Audreyvgs]

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new
it may just fall out
causing food strewn about

[jaymirror]

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new
it may just fall out
causing food strewn about
calling for our guests to spew

[funkytuba]

This coffee's exceedingly bitter

[Coffee]

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?

[funkytuba]

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?
just an hour or four...

[Coffee]

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?
just an hour or four...
or a day? maybe more?

[Audreyvgs]

This coffee's exceedingly bitter.
Well, just how long did the grounds sit here?
just an hour or four...
or a day? maybe more?
I don't know, but my tongue's all atwitter

[rapscalious rob]

I wish you could clearly explain

[Audreyvgs]

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane

[carolyn81]

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane
You've gone on for hours

[Klynne]

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane
You've gone on for hours
About some dark towers

[lapietra]

I wish you could clearly explain
but my attention is starting to wane
You've gone on for hours
About some dark towers
In a most labyrinthine vein.

[Klynne]

Who in the world ever knew

[Audreyvgs]

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?

[Klynne]

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?
Some people say its tasty

[Audreyvgs]

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?
Some people say its tasty
but I just think its pasty

[Klynne]

Who in the world ever knew
that you could make bats and toads into stew?
Some people say its tasty
but I just think its pasty
But delicious if you have had a few brews.

[carolyn81]

My cat likes to knock things off tables

[Klynne]

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables

[lapietra]

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables
he rolls in catnip

[funkytuba]

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables
he rolls in catnip
then does a backflip

[Klynne]

My cat likes to knock things off tables
He chews through modem cables
he rolls in catnip
then does a backflip
And lands on my copy of Anne of Green Gables

[Audreyvgs]

We're almost at a hundred thou

[Klynne]

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how

[Audreyvgs]

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how
so many peeps

[Klynne]

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how
so many peeps
And they don't come cheap

[Klynne]

We're almost at a hundred thou
Doesn't it make you wonder how
so many peeps
And they don't come cheap
Ze frank, how art thou?

[funkytuba]

I eat mostaccoli and mushrooms

[zenbabe]

I eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms

[funkytuba]

I eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms
'refresh' ups the count

[Klynne]

eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms
'refresh' ups the count
Whats that all about?

[Coffee]

eat mostaccoli and mushrooms
I have six screens on my plasma I can zooms
'refresh' ups the count
Whats that all about?
Fungi, now plasma, get the brooms.

[catbelly]

My favourite beans are arabica

[carolyn81]

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica

[catbelly]

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica
I grind 'em up fine

[Klynne]

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica
I grind 'em up fine
And then do a line

[catbelly]

My favourite beans are arabica
but not the ones grown in a lab-ica
I grind 'em up fine
And then do a line
Off the cover of Encyc. Brittanica

[zenbabe]

I can't claim that I am insane

[jaymirror]

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane

[Audreyvgs]

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane
I'm usually just late

[jaymirror]

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane
I'm usually just late
It seems to be fate

[nycwriters]

I can't claim that I am insane
Just because I missed a plane
I'm usually just late
It seems to be fate
I guess I am destined for fame

[Klynne]

Have you ever had such a day

[Audreyvgs]

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way

[carolyn81]

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way
The crowd on the street

[Audreyvgs]

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way
The crowd on the street
makes you trip over your feet

[Klynne]

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way
The crowd on the street
makes you trip over your feet
And yell get the hell out of my way

[carolyn81]

You took the words out of my mouth

[zenbabe]

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south

[Audreyvgs]

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south
the words liked it there

[zenbabe]

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south
the words liked it there
now voodoo I do swear

[Coffee]

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south
the words liked it there
now voodoo I do swear
will make you feel just like a louse.

[Klynne]

My mother always use to say

[Coffee]

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play

[Klynne]

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play
But don't talk to strangers

[Coffee]

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play
But don't talk to strangers
avoid all the dangers

[Audreyvgs]

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play
But don't talk to strangers
avoid all the dangers
and be back by the end of the day

[Goot]

Tomorrow comes never for me

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee

[Audreyvgs]

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee
I've covered my clocks

[dinzdale]

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee
I've covered my clocks
with bright coloured socks

[jenschka]

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee
I've covered my clocks
with bright coloured socks
Now time is impossible to see

[dinzdale]

A man went to church with his dog

[jenschka]

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog

[Klynne]

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog
Well, what does he know?

[jenschka]

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog
Well, what does he know?
You reap what you sow

[Klynne]

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog
Well, what does he know?
You reap what you sow
as he quoted the fake blog

[jenschka]

My sister is all in a frenzy

[Coffee]

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine





*wtf ryhmes with frenzy??*:)

[jenschka]

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine
she griped at the maid

[Goot]

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine
she griped at the maid
stole the gard'ners spade

[Coffee]

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine
she griped at the maid
stole the gard'ners spade
using judo she learned from her Sensei

[nycwriters]

I can't wait till the end of the month!

[Coffee]

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.

[Goot]

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.
The moments tick by

[Coffee]

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.
The moments tick by
and the seconds they fly

[jenschka]

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.
The moments tick by
and the seconds they fly
but the days feel like more than a ton!

[carolyn81]

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo

[Goot]

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo
since I got my joystick sticky

[jenschka]

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo
since I got my joystick sticky
and the plunger gave me a hicky

[Klynne]

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo
since I got my joystick sticky
and the plunger gave me a hicky
Oh what is a girl to do

[Goot]

Mick Jagger is smiling at me

[Audreyvgs]

Mick Jagger is smiling at me
thru the zipper on the album I see

[Goot]

Mick Jagger is smiling at me
thru the zipper on the album I see
I bought "Sticky Fingers"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Mick Jagger is smiling at me
thru the zipper on the album I see
I bought "Sticky Fingers"
and still the imagery lingers

[Klynne]

Mick Jagger is smiling at me
thru the zipper on the album I see
I bought "Sticky Fingers"
and still the imagery lingers
of Micks lips kissing my knee

[zenbabe]

I do hope the bird thaws in time

[Klynne]

I do hope the bird thaws in time
Do you like your tequilla with lime?

[zenbabe]

I do hope the bird thaws in time
Do you like your tequilla with lime?
You know, I sure do!

[Klynne]

I do hope the bird thaws in time
Do you like your tequilla with lime?
You know, I sure do!
And that you like it too!

[Goot]

I do hope the bird thaws in time
Do you like your tequilla with lime?
You know, I sure do!
And that you like it too!
Now let me drive, I promise I'm fine!

[Audreyvgs]

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet

[Coffee]

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet
so hope the bird isn't to sweet

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet
so hope the bird isn't to sweet
I stuffed it with mars bars

[Goot]

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet
so hope the bird isn't to sweet
I stuffed it with mars bars
And Chocolate Cigars

[Klynne]

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet
so hope the bird isn't to sweet
I stuffed it with mars bars
And Chocolate Cigars
somebody yell "Trick or Treat?"

[Goot]

My printer is out of black ink

[Klynne]

My printer is out of black ink
So upset, I can barely think

[jenschka]

My printer is out of black ink
So upset, I can barely think
If green's all I've got

[Klynne]

My printer is out of black ink
So upset, I can barely think
If green's all I've got
Have to live with my own lot

[Goot]

My printer is out of black ink
So upset, I can barely think
If green's all I've got
Have to live with my own lot
And print pictures of mold in my sink

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I've decided to swim with the fishes

[Audreyvgs]

I've decided to swim with the fishes
I know its against all of mom's wishes

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I've decided to swim with the fishes
I know its against all of mom's wishes
but she's such a landlubber

[Coffee]

I've decided to swim with the fishes
I know its against all of mom's wishes
but she's such a landlubber
and I've got all this blubber

[jenschka]

I've decided to swim with the fishes
I know its against all of mom's wishes
but she's such a landlubber
and I've got all this blubber
which luckily, in water, just swishes!

[Coffee]

Tight grip on a cold mug of beer.

[Klynne]

Tight grip on a cold mug of beer.
Shot gun ready to fire, where are the deer?

[Coffee]

Tight grip on a cold mug of beer.
Shot gun ready to fire, where are the deer?
Damn...I brought a shot gun?!?

[lapietra]

Tight grip on a cold mug of beer.
Shot gun ready to fire, where are the deer?
Damn...I brought a shot gun?!?
Where the heck did that come from?!?!?

[Coffee]

Tight grip on a cold mug of beer.
Shot gun ready to fire, where are the deer?
Damn...I brought a shot gun?!?
Where the heck did that come from?!?!?
I'm hoping now that a duck flies near.

[dinzdale]

An eager young postman called Pat

[lapietra]

An eager young postman called Pat
Had a crush on a girl with a cat.

[Klynne]

]An eager young postman called Pat
Had a crush on a girl with a cat.
Try as he might

[DancingDuck]

An eager young postman called Pat
Had a crush on a girl with a cat.
Try as he might
He put up no fight

[Hyakujo's Fox]

An eager young postman called Pat
Had a crush on a girl with a cat.
Try as he might
He put up no fight
And that was the end of that.

[ambo]

Talk to me dirty you fool

[dinzdale]

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool

[ambo]

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head

[jenschka]

*** I'm staying out of this one! ***

[dinzdale]

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head
Bend you over the bed

[jenschka]

*** Come on you guys! The suspense is killing me! ***

[jenschka]

Jewel
Tool
Rule

[ambo]

i'm thinking !

[ambo]

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head
Bend you over the bed
And devour your family jewel

(thanks jenschka)

[jenschka]

You're welcome ;) I just couldn't stand it anymore!
----------------- next:

I missed out on all of the action

[ambo]

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction

[jenschka]

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add

[dinzdale]

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add
and divide like a grad

[nycwriters]

I missed out on all of the action
When I neglected to study subtraction
But I know how to add
and divide like a grad
But 1 - You = no action

[Klynne]

The ze-monkeys make me blush

[catbelly]

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush

[Klynne]

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high

[catbelly]

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high
And flash them some thigh

[Audreyvgs]

The ze-monkeys make me blush
When they started discussing my tush
Yet, I'll hold my head high
And flash them some thigh
This sure gives my ego a push!

[funkytuba]

alternate ending:

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head
Bend you over the bed
Just don't ask for to push in my stool

[funkytuba]

She drew on me with purple markers

[Audreyvgs]

She drew on me with purple markers
doodled down til I was starkers

[funkytuba]

She drew on me with purple markers
doodled down til I was starkers
the pigment enhanced

[zenbabe]

She drew on me with purple markers
doodled down til I was starkers
the pigment enhanced
By the way that I danced

[funkytuba]

She drew on me with purple markers
doodled down til I was starkers
the pigment enhanced
By the way that I danced
and the rest I ain't tellin', you Farkers!

[dinzdale]

He really is awfully trite

[maychorian]

He really is awfully trite
When he talks about flying his kite

[Audreyvgs]

He really is awfully trite
When he talks about flying his kite
we've all done it before

[ambo]

He really is awfully trite
When he talks about flying his kite
we've all done it before
it's becoming a bore

[jenschka]

He really is awfully trite
When he talks about flying his kite
we've all done it before
it's becoming a bore
but he says he loves it in spite.





____________________________________
alternate ending:........
Just don't ask for to push in my stool
Tuba! That's disgusting!

[funkytuba]

Those chocolate chips sat on the shelf

[jenschka]

;)
_____

Those chocolate chips sat on the shelf
Untouched 'cuz they were made by an elf

[zenbabe]

Those chocolate chips sat on the shelf
Untouched 'cuz they were made by an elf
They were unusually small

[Audreyvgs]

Those chocolate chips sat on the shelf
Untouched 'cuz they were made by an elf
They were unusually small
pasty taste like a wall

[nycwriters]

Those chocolate chips sat on the shelf
Untouched 'cuz they were made by an elf
They were unusually small
pasty taste like a wall
Cos I didn't make them myself

[maychorian]

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty

[Coffee]

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty

[Audreyvgs]

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty
Pippi Longstocking's sweet!

[dinzdale]

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty
Pippi Longstocking's sweet!
Little Women a treat,

[catbelly]

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty
Pippi Longstocking's sweet!
Little Women a treat,
Even better than Nan's cornish pasty!

[Klynne]

My roomate has stinky feet

[ambo]

My roomate has stinky feet
But her baklava just can't be beat

[Audreyvgs]

My roomate has stinky feet
But her baklava just can't be beat
her moussaka's tender

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My roomate has stinky feet
But her baklava just can't be beat
her moussaka's tender
and her souvlaki's a splendor

[funkytuba]

My roomate has stinky feet
her baklava just can't be beat
her moussaka's tender
and her souvlaki's a splendor
But her sushi is really a treat

[Klynne]

Oh where will I ever find

[Frieda]

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind

[nycwriters]

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind
This one's too tight

[Audreyvgs]

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind
This one's too tight
my abs are a fright

[funkytuba]

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind
This one's too tight
my abs are a fright
and my boobs are all up in a bind

[Klynne]

Must go out and buy some smokes

[Coffee]

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.

[Audreyvgs]

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.
but weed is illegal

[funkytuba]

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.
but weed is illegal
it throws off my beagle

[Klynne]

Must go out and buy some smokes
Wish instead the store sold Tokes.
but weed is illegal
it throws off my beagle
He tosses and turns and chokes!

[catbelly]

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?

[zenbabe]

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!

[funkytuba]

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!
from back in the fridge

[zenbabe]

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!
from back in the fridge
Stuck behind my Aunt Midge

[Coffee]

Ah, why can't I find a good curry?
The stuff I keep getting is furry!
from back in the fridge
Stuck behind my Aunt Midge
Screw it, i'll eat it, i'm in a hurry.

[Klynne]

Oh how will I ever know

[dinzdale]

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?

[Audreyvgs]

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?
snakeskin is cool

[dinzdale]

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?
snakeskin is cool
(shows off my big tool)

[Klynne]

Oh how will I ever know
if these pants are just bright or they glow?
snakeskin is cool
(shows off my big tool)
On which I like to wear a red bow

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Just waiting alongside the phone

[zenbabe]

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone

[Klynne]

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone
I went to grab the receiver

[catbelly]

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone
I went to grab the receiver
But tripped on my beaver

[Klynne]

Just waiting alongside the phone
I realized i'm pretty accident prone
I went to grab the receiver
But tripped on my beaver
My full body cast makes me moan

[RevEf]

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.

[Audreyvgs]

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant

[flabbygums]

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
We had to pull him off Cyndi Lauper

[Audreyvgs]

Syntax is 3 3 2 2 3. You do this on purpose, I've seen your site and I know you're smarter than this.

[catbelly]

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
But his face turned all red

[Audreyvgs]

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
But his face turned all red
as he pummeled my head

[catbelly]

You just HAD to taunt Andre the Giant.
I thought that MoN would be pliant
But his face turned all red
as he pummeled my head
Later on, I'll be Advil reliant :(

[Klynne]

Oh what a frightful sight

[Coffee]

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight

[zenbabe]

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight
Instead I will linger

[Klynne]

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight
Instead I will linger
And lick my friend's finger

[lapietra]

Oh what a frightful sight
I don't think I shall sleep tonight
Instead I will linger
And lick my friend's finger
and use it to anchor a kite.

[lapietra]

Another fine day without work

[Frieda]

Another fine day without work
I´m going to zefrank to lurk

[maychorian]

Another fine day without work
I´m going to zefrank to lurk
and post once or twice

[lapietra]

Another fine day without work
I´m going to zefrank to lurk
and post once or twice
It's my favorite vice

[Klynne]

Another fine day without work
I´m going to zefrank to lurk
and post once or twice
It's my favorite vice
Although some consider it a quirk

[Klynne]

My roommates finals are all over

[rapscalious rob]

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover

[Klynne]

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover
Shes gone on a binge

[funkytuba]

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover
Shes gone on a binge
to get fully unhinged

[Klynne]

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover
Shes gone on a binge
to get fully unhinged
While looking for a four leafed clover

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I've run out of orange juice

[Coffee]

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.

[Klynne]

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.
Holy shVt what am I thinking?

[zenbabe]

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.
Holy shVt what am I thinking?
I think I will start drinking!