twiggy forgives you for all your BAD THINGS.

[dinzdale]

Dont worry Maycho, it's beter than watching that turkey roast - Ooops I mean Beale toasting his tackle on a sunbed....ewwww

Twiggy will probably let you off.

[maychorian]

hee hee hee . . . maycho . . .

It sounds like macho mayonaisse.

But thanks for the vote of confidence.

[Perkina]

Frieda confessed
i like star trek(and subcommander T'Pol)

maychorian confessed
Me too!

Coffee also confessed
I am bad that way too.

dinzdale speculated
Twiggy will probably let you off.

twiggy says BOLLOCKS to all star trek apart from the original ones, and strongly suggests that you do not waste her and your own time with such idiocy in the future. ask frieda for some of her forgiveness-vouchers, she's got plenty.:mad:

and dinzdale twiggy forgives you for raising false expectations of forgiveness.

that will be all.

[Coffee]

Yaaaaaa.....

Finally I am truly bad.

*no longer a goody two shoes...Struts like a badd asss*

[bealeblues]

i took benadryl and now i feel all high and shit. things are very interesting outside. i feel all guilty for enjoying being high while at work. am i going to hell twiggy? please advise.

[Perkina]

bealeblues confessed
i took benadryl and now i feel all high and shit. things are very interesting outside. i feel all guilty for enjoying being high while at work. am i going to hell twiggy? please advise.

twiggy says, like, sure beale man, no hassle - nice. :)

far out and forgiven dude. gimme a bell when you come down ok?. take care, have a nice trip.

[Red Princess]

dear twiggy,
when i drink too much in the presence of certain people i cannot guarantee that my behavior will not include the modelling of thongs and nudity.

rp

[RuneT]

This can’t be encouraged enough. Where are you twiggy?

[Red Princess]

i really do not require encouragement to behave badly while drinking. and i am not responsible for the virtue of PTG's while i am drinking. they are big strong men and i feel sure they can defend themselves if they feel it necessary.

[bealeblues]

*sigh*... i miss twiggy

[Coffee]

uh...jus where did twiggy go galavanting off to anyhow?

[masterofNone]

it is entirely possible, though clearly based only on conjecture at this point, that twiggy snapped under the weight of the collective zeMonkey guilt and wiped out the whole perky/malina/perkina family. ala that shaggy man in fresno.

[Magpie]

Yep, and our one last hope is gone...we're all going to hell for sure.

[masterofNone]

this was somehow in doubt? i've been married and divorced, i expect that will qualify me for the job of tour guide.


"ladies and gentlemen, if you'll look to your left you'll see adolph hitler being analy raped by roy cohn."

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by masterofNone
i've been married and divorced, i expect that will qualify me for the job of tour guide.

Only once?.....pfft!

[Aphrodite]

Married + divorced = hell????

Crap! I thought the marriage was the hell.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Only once?.....pfft!

Dinz, remember I told you I had a Scouser friend? Well he's working on his third marriage, to happen this May -- a year after he left his previous 2 year marriage.

Is this a British thing? Or a genetic thing? You get so smitten it prompts you to drop to knee and propose? Cos I've asked my Scouser friend to explain this serial marrying thing, and he can't.

[Coffee]

Ha... a serial groom
:D

[masterofNone]

multiple marriages qualifies you for a key to the executive washroom in hell. you'll be pissing with the dark lord hisself.

[nycwriters]

Will that then be the ultimate definition of a "pissing contest" ? :D

[Magpie]

Define "multiple" more specifically please :rolleyes:

[masterofNone]

ummm.... more than one?

[Magpie]

I was hoping, in terms of hell it would be 3 or more. ;)

[Deviate]

there aren't enough waterskiing squirrels around. i tried to find a replacement. i failed. boo.

[rmr]

twiggy i'm drinking the bad wine. i know it's bad but what's a girl to do?

also, i miss you.

please forgive me.

[rmr]

twiggy i ate all the m&m's

please forgive me.

[Coffee]

Twiggy went off to lead a life of drunken sexually promiscuous debachery. We made it sound too fun I suppose.

See ya in hell twiggy.

[Frieda]

hell's getting pretty busy.. see ya there!

[rmr]

Originally posted by Coffee
Twiggy went off to lead a life of drunken sexually promiscuous debachery. We made it sound too fun I suppose.

See ya in hell twiggy.

you are seriously cracking me up today

[Coffee]

Originally posted by rmr
you are seriously cracking me up today

Thanks, I think...if that however is a bad thing, perhaps these can help?

http://www.cds.caltech.edu/~cxy/images/compressor/duct-tape.jpghttp://images.orgill.com/200x200/6784300.jpg

I have no specific reason to be...but I am in a good mood today.

[rmr]

did you duct tape twiggy?? is that what you're REALLY trying to say?

glad you're in a good mood.:D

[lapietra]

I just saw twiggy the other day - She's on vacation at a nudist resort.
Here's a picture of her coming back from the buffet table at her hotel, happy as a clam:

http://www.mariannestone.com/zebday/squirrel.jpg

She'll be back eventually.... ;)

[rmr]

i hope so because i need some serious forgiveness

[Avalon]

Here's your squirrel. She is an unwed mother living in obscurity. forgive her for the BAD THING.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/12372.jpg

[masterofNone]

are twiggy and sparti at the same nudist camp? miss her too.

[rmr]

Originally posted by Avalon
Here's your squirrel. She is an unwed mother living in obscurity. forgive her for the BAD THING.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/12372.jpg


HAHAHAHA!!!!

[rmr]

TWIGGY WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME?? I AM SO HAPPY BUT FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS. HELP ME UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG I AM. OK THANKS!! do you forgive me?

[moel]

TWIGGY TWIGGY TWIGGY CANT YOU SEE
ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS HYPNOTIZE ME

[Spicy Jack]

i just saw previews for Twiggy- coming up on the 11 o'clock news on FOX.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
i just saw previews for Twiggy- coming up on the 11 o'clock news on FOX.
Hallejuah! There is hope for us yet!

[melissa]

She's coming to save the world!!

[RuneT]

Twiggy, I used to be your best client. Surely you can't ditch me in the middle of the therapy. What will become of me?

[rmr]

http://www.kokophoto.com/Pictures/Wildlife/Mammals/Squirrels%20-%20Ground/DML-GS-CA0234.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

Twiggy's moved on now that the movie contract was signed.

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/9082529_scaled_262x263.jpg

[brightpearl]

I heard Twiggy lost her following when it turned out she was banging the church secretary.
http://bostonbrat.net/blogimg/2007_07_caught.jpg'

Ah, how the mighty always fall.

Too bad.
I could use her absolution for totally forgetting to do my accounting homework.

[brightpearl]

I'll bet even Twiggy couldn't forgive this dress.
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ugly_dress.jpg

It's an affront to squirrels everywhere.