Question for Question

[Audreyvgs]

And the point would be......?

[Frieda]

to keep her from calling, right?

[daverbee]

Wasn't that the original plan?

[Frieda]

did the plans change then?

[daverbee]

Didn't anyone tell you?

[Frieda]

who should've told me?

[daverbee]

Didn't anyone tell you?

[Frieda]

no, what did i miss?

[daverbee]

Is there enough time for us to go into it?

[Frieda]

is an hour enough?

[daverbee]

Sure we don't need more time than that?

[noxxville]

How in-depth are you going to get?

[Frieda]

since when are you back on earth, noxx?

[noxxville]

Since when was I ever on Earth?

[Frieda]

you mean i'm not on earth either?

[dinzdale]

Yeah, but Noxx has been here before. Does he still do that anal probe thing?

[Frieda]

is that why he asked me to pick up the soap??

[daverbee]

You don't use KY jelly?

[dinzdale]

Who doesnt use KY jelly?

[daverbee]

Noxx? Frieda? Justin Timberlake? John Ashcroft?

[Magpie]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Who doesnt use KY jelly?

Who does? Haven't you heard of AstroGlide?





:eek:

[daverbee]

Isn't Astro Glide a Houston baseball player who rides the bench for his entire career?

[Frieda]

rides the bench??

[daverbee]

You don't play baseball in The Netherlands?

[Magpie]

Better yet, do you have personal lubricants in The Netherlands?

[Frieda]

we do have baseball, but it's not a biggie.. now what on earth makes you ask if we don't have personal lubricants here??

[daverbee]

Don't some pitchers doctor their balls with personal lubricants?

(I can already imagine the responses I'm gonna get to this one...)

:D

[Magpie]

Maybe so but wouldn't that also mean that doctors lubricate their balls with personal pitchers?

[daverbee]

Or maybe some balls lubricate their doctors with personal pitchers?

:D :D :D

[Magpie]

But isn't it a fact that a pitcher full of balls would require a doctor's prescription for a boat load of personal lubricant? :rolleyes:

[daverbee]

Depends. Who's Navy would supply the boat?

[Red Princess]

are my tax dollars supplying the navy with personal lubricants?

[Magpie]

I'm not sure, do you think that Sailors ride the bench too?

[Klynne]

What does riding the bench mean?

[Magpie]

I'm not sure, but I'd think it would certainly need to entail lubricant don't you?

[Klynne]

I am not sure, which kind of lubricant do you prefer?

[priceyfatprude]

You really have to ask?

Shall I post a pic?

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.aragonproducts.com/products/kyliquid.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Every one's heard of Kentucky Jelly right?

[daverbee]

Doesn't go very well with peanut butter, does it?

******************

"Riding the Bench"
Are there any professional athletes in The Netherlands who spend their entire career sitting on the bench watching everyone else play and never getting in the game?

[Magpie]

Actually Dave you could try a flavored type if your lubricant must double-duty... do you like strawberry? :D

[Klynne]

With our without seeds?

[priceyfatprude]

It comes with seeds?

[Magpie]

Sheesh girls, you see first comes the lubricant...then the seeds...then...oh nevermind...?

[Aphrodite]

what about a seedy motel?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

do they take credit cards?

[daverbee]

Hmmmmm...peanut butter and strawberry flavored lubricant...would you put that on white or whole wheat?
Do credit cards come in seedless varieties?

[Klynne]

I am not sure, who knows the answer?

[daverbee]

Citibank? Martha Stewart? Alan Greenspan? Siegfried and/or Roy?

[rapscalious rob]

Oh mister Greenspan- did I hear you sneeze?
Buy Kleenex futures from here to Belize?

[JesusTitties]

i just bought a printer and they dont include the USB cable in the box, can you believe that shit?

[SpecialK]

Are you cheating on me?

[JesusTitties]

did someone say threesome?

[SpecialK]

So, are you cheating on me?

[JesusTitties]

do you mind?

[SpecialK]

Where's Klynne with the tissues again?

[JT's Girlfriend]

Get over it.

[ally]

is that a question?

[JT's Girlfriend]

Who are you?

[ally]

why d'you want to know?

[JT's Girlfriend]

Are you a big moose?

[ally]

would it bother you if i was?

[JT's Girlfriend]

Isn't it bothersome that you're a moose at all?

[ally]

wouldnt you have thought that being a moose is nice?

[JT's Girlfriend]

What?

[ally]

hasnt it crossed your mind that i enjoy being a moose?

[daverbee]

Is the plural of moose mice? Mooses? Meese?

[Magpie]

Are you really sure you want to know the answer?

[chuckie egg]

Moosi? (pronounced moo - sigh)

[daverbee]

Not me, didn't ally say she was the moose?

[rapscalious rob]

Didn’t catbelly date a moose once?

[daverbee]

Did that happen before I got here?

[ally]

isn't it obvious that there is no plural of moose as i am unique?

[ally]

does this mean i dated catbelly once?

[dinzdale]

You dont remember?

[Klynne]

Was it you that met me at the motel six?

[daverbee]

Remember what?

[Klynne]

Didn't you apply the strawberry lubricant?

[daverbee]

Was that you?

[Klynne]

Maybe it wasn't me? Someone else? Who could it have been?

[rapscalious rob]

Are you sure you aren’t thinking of the strawberry daquiri you had at the bar beforehand? Wasn’t it a ylang-ylang oil?

Or am I thinking of someone else?

[Klynne]

Gosh, why is it all a blur, did I have my hello kitty panties on?

[JesusTitties]

can i smell them





.....?

[rapscalious rob]

I don’t know, can you?

[Klynne]

Do they smell like head cheese? Where is the mothership?

[rapscalious rob]

Isn’t the mothership found wherever a number of fax machines engage in congress with each other, creating a waveform function whose modulations correspond with the supersymmetric “monster set” of “monstrous moonshine theory” which somebody won a Fields metal for proving, and which predicts that the universe has thousands of dimensions?

Or is it just the product of hallucinations caused by eating too much head cheese?

[Klynne]

How on earth can I ever answer this question? Where is Larry????

[Aphrodite]

Who is Larry?

[Klynne]

You don't know Larry?

[Aphrodite]

I should, shouldn't I?

[Klynne]

Didn't you have kinky sex with him? Isn't your real name Michelle?

[Aphrodite]

Somebody named Michelle had kinky sex?

[hbanana]

What's sex?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Didn't your parents explain it?

[Red Princess]

no, they just said don't do that, was i supposed to listen to that?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Even if you should have listened, would you have listened?

[Aphrodite]

Is it voyeurism to just listen?

[madasacutsnake]

Is it aural sex?

[daverbee]

Haven't you heard?

[chuckie egg]

Do I look like I haven't?

[daverbee]

Can't you see the blindfold I'm wearing?

[chuckie egg]

Who put that on you?! And why?

[Aphrodite]

Should you take it off?

[daverbee]

Is there anything interesting to see?

[Aphrodite]

Wouldn't you rather be surprised?

[masterofNone]

is it a pleasant surprise?

[rapscalious rob]

is a pleasant surprise it?

[Aphrodite]

What do you think?

[masterofNone]

can i use my imagination?

[Aphrodite]

Would it be fair to stop you?

[Coffee]

imagination, I use my, can?

[rapscalious rob]

Are we figments of your imagination, are you a figment of our imagination, or are we a figment of ze’s imagination?

If so, is this fig I am eating real or imagined?

[Coffee]

Do we dare to eat ze peach?

[rapscalious rob]

…should we part our hair behind?
Shall we wear white flannel trousers and walk upon the beach?
Have you heard the mermaids, singing each to each?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Do you think they will sing to me?

[rapscalious rob]

Have you seen them riding seaward on the waves,
when the wind blows the water, white and black?

Have we lingered in the chambers of the sea,
by sea girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown?
When human voices woke us, did we drown?

[priceyfatprude]

Twas many oh many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea?

[Aphrodite]

Is it perfume from a dress
That makes me so digress?
Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl.
And should I then presume?
And how should I begin?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

But why shouldn't I ask "What is it?"?

[agentsmith]

oh, honestly, do you even have to ask?

[rapscalious rob]

When the women come and go, what do they talk of? Do you know?

[nycwriters]

I believe it's Michaelangelo, but I'm not sure -- can you verify?

[Aphrodite]

Souls of Poets dead and gone,
What Elysium have ye known,
Happy field or mossy cavern,
Choicer than the Mermaid Tavern?

[daverbee]

Is this the Mermaid Tavern, dear,
Where one could quaff a Mermaid Beer?

[Aphrodite]

Do you still have your blindfold on?

[Coffee]

even so? Wouldn't I still see her?

[catbelly]

wouldn't that depend on whether she was behind you?

[Klynne]

Doesn't Coffee have eyes in the back of his head?

[Coffee]

Arent memories viewed from behind us anyhow?

[catbelly]

Not that I could see ... is there something he didn't tell me?

[catbelly]

Posted at the same time, JINX, Coffee do you owe me a beverage?

[daverbee]

Who is't who wears the blindfold, me?
With this thing on, how can I see?
Can you help untie the knot?
Help me out of this sightless spot?

[Klynne]

Are you sure that you want to see again?

[rapscalious rob]

Can’t he just have a peek?

[Klynne]

Who is brave enough to lift the blindfold?

[rapscalious rob]

well, davy, will you turn us to stone like Medusa, or do you stay blindfolded because the world and all it’s images are driving you mad? Is the computer reading this text to you?

[catbelly]

Pshaw rapscallion, have you not heard of the Braille Internet?

[Klynne]

Braille Internet? How does it work?

[rapscalious rob]

Does it use those topographical pin thingies?

[Klynne]

Wouldn't that damage the computer screen?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by catbelly
Posted at the same time, JINX, Coffee do you owe me a beverage?

hmmm...my reply showed up before yours did...I think you owe me a beverage...i'm thinking, Merlot?
:)

[JesusTitties]

are you a cunning linguist or a master debator?

[Dark Chocolate]

Will you be my cunning linguist?

[ally]

should i find that as amusing as i did? or am i just too junvenile still?

[daverbee]

Aren't we all in this for the sophmoric humor? Shouldn't that word be sophmoronic?

[JesusTitties]

its 330pm on a friday and im smashed
is that a bad thing?

[daverbee]

Started the weekend early did we?

[Klynne]

Is there something wrong with that?

[daverbee]

Did I say there was?

[JesusTitties]

do girls poop

[Klynne]

Should they?

[daverbee]

Where would they put all that poop if they didn't?

[JesusTitties]

doesnt it just disintigrate?

[zenbabe]

Don't you know where roses come from?

[Klynne]

They don't come from the florist?

[SpecialK]

Shouldn't you know this, Klynne?

[Klynne]

Maybe I should, but I never get flowers, why is that?

[Coffee]

cuz no one wants to give you girl poop?

[Klynne]

I don't want girl poop? Oh these questions, where is Catbelly when important questions need to be answered?

[Coffee]

Doesn't Catbelly recharge her powers over the weekend?

[daverbee]

110 volts or 220?

[ally]

has anyone ever tried to plug an american hair dryer into a french socket before?

[daverbee]

Is that a way of describing intercontinental sex in France?

[ally]

can i say no?

[daverbee]

Is no the correct answer?

[ally]

would it be safe to say that not being french i don't actually know the answer to that?

[dinzdale]

Shouldnt that be "non"?

[ally]

est ce que toute la question ne devriait pas être en français?

[dinzdale]

Vous me demandez?

[ally]

should we go back to english to be polite?

[madasacutsnake]

Is french a rude language?

[SpecialK]

Does everything have to revolve around negitivity?

[daverbee]

Are you positive we're being negative?

[Frieda]

how does all this negativity make you feel?

[Coffee]

uncertain?

[daverbee]

Are you sure?

[Klynne]

Is anyone really sure of anything?

[Aphrodite]

Is the answer blowing in the wind?

[Coffee]

Would you believe me if I asserted confidently that I AM CERTAIN OF SOMETHING?

[catbelly]

Wow, are you really that confident?

[rapscalious rob]

Wouldn’t that be confidential?

[catbelly]

High school confidential?

[Klynne]

Are you talking big hair, blue eye shadow, and oversized cars?

[catbelly]

Hey - was that you in that Dodge Charger??

[Klynne]

No, we were in a Chevy Impala, don't you remember?

[catbelly]

Was that the night I put both my contacts in the same eye??

[Coffee]

ouch...does that hurt?

[catbelly]

Compared to what?

[Coffee]

uhh...to stuff that only hurts a little bit?

[catbelly]

Like, say, if I pinched your bum?

[Coffee]

why, would pinching my bum hurt you?

[Klynne]

Wouldn't it burn off the tips of my fingers?

[JesusTitties]

http://www.jaggle.nl/images/lollerskates.gif
anyone up for LOLLERSKATING

[ally]

could i pass on the lollerskating & chill out with a cool beer & tub of icecream?

[Aphrodite]

Is it safe to mix beer and ice cream?

[ally]

have you never heard of beer ice cream??

[Aphrodite]

Would you get an ice cream headache and a hangover?

[ally]

you'd have thought so no?

[daverbee]

Isn't there a cure for that?

[chuckie egg]

breakfast with daverbee?

[daverbee]

Meet you in front of Tiffany's, chuckie? :)

[ally]

how frustrating i cant think of the next words in that song...

[daverbee]

Should we channel the spirit of Henry Mancini and see if he can help?

[chuckie egg]

"she said I think I remember the film and...???"

[daverbee]

"La-dum-de-dah-de-dummmmmmmm!"?

[ally]

does anyone own a copy of that song?

[daverbee]

Instrumental arrangement or with the lyrics?

[ally]

isn't that obvious seeing as we're trying to remember the words?

[daverbee]

The words to what?

[Coffee]

short attention span daverbee?

[JesusTitties]

HP, EPSON or CANON?

[Coffee]

printer, scanner, or camera?

[JesusTitties]

printer uh.... *cough* ?

[Coffee]

*hic* small or large format?

[JesusTitties]

basic image photoprinters only, with res over 3800 dpi - and versus ....i guess with premium photo gloss paper.

[JesusTitties]

i mean... ?

[Coffee]

Sentence fragment?

[daverbee]

Did I miss something?

[Coffee]

hmmm...ya...what song were we talking about?

[daverbee]

Brahms' Lullaby? Freebird? The Queen of the Night Aria from The Magic Flute? As Time Goes By? Jingle Bells?
Which would you prefer?

[Coffee]

Do you know "Pictures at an Exhibition"? Musgorsky(sp?)?

[daverbee]

Orchestrated or solo piano?

[Coffee]

ELP version please?

[daverbee]

CD, cassette, vinyl, reel to reel, or 8 track?

[dinzdale]

Including the Curse of the Baba Yaga?

[daverbee]

Would it be a complete "Pictures" without Hut of the Baba Yaga?

[dinzdale]

You must think Misourgski's was the best though, surely?

[daverbee]

Didn't he spell it Mussorgsky? Do you have to keep calling me Surely?

[dinzdale]

Ashley, we all have our habits dont we??

[Coffee]

yesh...we due dont we?

[Frieda]

do you have any tp?

[daverbee]

Why, I do declayah Miz Scahlett, ah yew suggestin' somethin' we shouldn't tayull Rhett about?

[Coffee]

what do you need tp for?
Is that a silly question?

[daverbee]

Are bears Catholic? Does the Pope poop in the woods?

[Coffee]

Do you think the pope would poop in the woods if he didn't have tp?

[Frieda]

do you have any tp for my bunghole?

[Coffee]

Corks work better.

[Frieda]

where's the question mark??

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Coffee
*cough* Don't corks work better?

[Frieda]

did you try that?

[daverbee]

You mean Coffee poops in the woods?

[Frieda]

dunno, have you seen him poop in the woods?

[daverbee]

Does he require assistance to poop in the woods?

[Frieda]

why ask me??

[Coffee]

what??? what do Bungholes have to do with poop...we are talkin about wine barrels aren't we?

[Frieda]

but.. i thought there was but one bunghole.. the almighty bunghole, right?

[Coffee]

would you believe a google search for bunghole turns up quite a number of interesting business establishments...and one wine barrel?

[Frieda]

would you believe me if i told you that i believe you, because i have seen evidence of that the other day, but that i believe that beavis & butthead are the best?

[Coffee]

What do Beevis and Butthead have to do with this...they are niether wine nor poop...or are they poopy humor?:confused:

[Frieda]

are you threatening me??