Question for Question

[noxxville]

will there be TP? For my bunghole?

[noxxville]

are we going in circles?

[Frieda]

is this nicaragua?

[noxxville]

Who's asking?

[daverbee]

Are you The Great Cornholio?

[noxxville]

Don't you know who I am?

[rapscalious rob]

Is it possible for anyone to really know who anybody is?

[ally]

am i anybody?

[Frieda]

are you with immigration?

[daverbee]

Do I need a badge for that?

[Frieda]

is that on the menu?

[daverbee]

How would you cook a badge?

[Frieda]

just fry it?

[daverbee]

Hmmmm...maybe with some scallions and bellpeppers?

[rapscalious rob]

If you hit some scallions repeatedly with your fist, would they be rapped scallions?

[Aphrodite]

Could you end up charged with assault for that?

[Klynne]

Would that be considered assault with a limp weapon, or would that be a date with JT?:)

[Coffee]

Didn't you say that in all your previous encounters with JT he was too drunk to accomplish anything approaching "assult"?

[Klynne]

Ahh, I forgot about all the Motel Six encounters, why do I always forget? Is it old age, booze, or just being twitterpated?

[catbelly]

To be fair, doesn't Motel 6 have that effect on people?

[Coffee]

I was a child when I was last at a motel 6...barely 12...how would I know?

[Klynne]

Is the Motel Six on the same level of an Econo Lodge?

[catbelly]

Mmmmmm is there an expert in the house?

[daverbee]

Whose house?

[chuckie egg]

My house?

[Coffee]

isn't it Ze's house?

[chuckie egg]

not our house?

[Willow Sylph]

Why? Is someone saying it's not our house?

[Willow Sylph]

Can't we share the house?

[chuckie egg]

Daverbee doesn't know whose house it is.. is he crazy?

[Willow Sylph]

He could be - but isn't that subjective?

[chuckie egg]

you tell me??!

[Willow Sylph]

Uh, what was the question??

[Frieda]

do you want to have hot doiley sex?

[Magpie]

Doesn't hot doily sex remind you of your Grandma?

[Frieda]

ummmmm no not really, should it?

[Dark Chocolate]

Think there’s any chance me eating a royal pita?

[catbelly]

Holy smack, is there spanish fly in the water this week?

[Frieda]

don't you want to have some fun? ;)

[rapscalious rob]

I like to have fun, but ew! Spanish Fly in the water? Why not lemon instead?

[Frieda]

don't you know that lemon doesn't make you horny?

[rapscalious rob]

Spanish Fly makes you horny, baby?

[dinzdale]

Waiter!, what's this Spanish Fly doing in my soup?

[Frieda]

does it make you horny too, rapscalious one?

[lapietra]

Do you think maybe if Ze's frog eats the Spanish fly, there will be singing tadpoles?

[rapscalious rob]

Isn’t it toxic, dried-out beetle powder?

[Frieda]

do you realize that if i told you that, i'd have to kill you?

[rapscalious rob]

How can you kill me if I reside in “Your subconscious” ?

[Frieda]

is this my subconscious?

[rapscalious rob]

wouldn’t that question be better suited for a psychiatrist?

[Frieda]

when did we stop talking about being horny?

[rapscalious rob]

Was it when I mentioned that Spanish Fly is toxic, dried out beetle powder? ;)

Weren’t you super horny a couple of days ago?

[Spicy Jack]

Is there anything we can do to help you out?

[Frieda]

what are you suggesting?

[Dark Chocolate]

I think I’m suggesting you and I should get a room, Miss Freakalicious. Sound good to you?

[Spicy Jack]

is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

[Dark Chocolate]

Do some like it hot?

[Frieda]

why don't you take your helmet off?

and choco, where is that room?

[Spicy Jack]

Ooooo, how about leaving the mask on? grr.

[Dark Chocolate]

Don’t you remember from last time?

Should we rendevous at 1:30? I can be ready in fifteen minutes, and it’s only another ten minutes if we both leave at the same time.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Ooooo, how about leaving the mask on? grr.

Wouldn't that get in the way of, you know, smoogies?

[Spicy Jack]

smoogies?

[Frieda]

what should i wear?

[rapscalious rob]

Wear that outfit with the red miniskirt and the black fishnet stockings. I’ll be there.

[Magpie]

Must you always answer a question with a farkin question???

[Dark Chocolate]

Was that a question?

[Frieda]

is this going to be exciting?

[Dark Chocolate]

Can I get a “hell, yeah?”

Might I add - our schedule is now 30 minutes off, is this okay or should we postpone our little escapade?

and rapscalious one - where were YOU last time? I don’t remember you being there?

[Frieda]

aww but i have to sleep now.. will you wake me up tomorrow morning?

[Spicy Jack]

can I use my wiskers?

[Frieda]

will that tickle?

[Spicy Jack]

are you highly sensitive?

[Frieda]

do you promise not to tell anyone?

can i go to sleep safely now?

[daverbee]

Do you talk in your sleep?

[Magpie]

Doesn't everyone?

[daverbee]

Should we spend the night with everyone to check?

[Frieda]

how many nights would that take?

[daverbee]

Depends...do we want to check the whole, wide world or narrow our investigation?

[Frieda]

are you thinking what i'm thinking?

[lapietra]

Isn't the usual procedure that you take a sample of the total population...say...a roomful of Zemonkeys, perhaps?

[noxxville]

Wouldn't that still require far too many cans of whipped cream?

[rapscalious rob]

Wouldn’t it be preferable to just use a recording device so that someone doesn’t have to stay awake listening to someone else sleep?

[daverbee]

Frieda, if I cover North America, can you take care of Europe? lala, can you handle everything west of, say, Oklahoma?
If we follow lala's plan, wouldn't we need a reeeeeally big room?
Is it permissible to ask three questions?...ummmm, four questions?...ummmmm, five?...ummmmmm, never mind?

[daverbee]

Cool Whip in a spray can or tub?
What kind of recording device?

[lapietra]

Can I include Hawai'i?
Do we have any members in Hawai'i?

[Frieda]

i'll do all of europe.. who wants first?

[Magpie]

Frieda you monkey-slut...still feeling frisky are you?

[Frieda]

do you know a way of stopping this?

[rapscalious rob]

Aren’t you unstoppable?

[Frieda]

should i double check that statement?

[rapscalious rob]

should this thread be cross-examined by an expert?

[Magpie]

What are you crazy?

[Frieda]

who could possibly do that job?

[noxxville]

Maybe Scooby-Doo?

[Frieda]

scooby doo, where are you?

[lapietra]

ahhhh-rooo-ROOOO?

[Frieda]

what?

[lapietra]

I know, huh?

[Frieda]

do you realise this made me laugh out loud? :D

[lapietra]

should I do it again? :D

[Frieda]

do you even have to ask?? :p

[lapietra]

but if I do it again, won't the element of surprise be absent?

[Aphrodite]

can you say it in French?

[Frieda]

scouby dou?

[lapietra]

roooo-ROOOOO-d'aaahhh?

[Frieda]

hehe did you guys laugh too?? :D

[Aphrodite]

Did everyone read that with an accent?

[Frieda]

is it possible to read with an accent?

[Aphrodite]

Am I ze only one?

[Frieda]

bist du es, mein hundeköpfchen?

[daverbee]

Does that mean what I think it means?

[madasacutsnake]

Does it mean little dog head?

[Frieda]

madasacutsnake, you win! how does that make you feel?

[Aphrodite]

So you asked..."Are you it, my little dog head?"?

[Frieda]

"is that you, my little dog head?"

[Aphrodite]

Are translation programs always wrong?

[sparticle]

Why is an affectionate expression in one language an insult in another?

[sparticle]

...or at the very least, why is it really, really clunky?

[Magpie]

Isn't "little dog head" kind of a strange term of endearment?

[sparticle]

You haven't heard how my family talks to each other, have you? ;)

[Frieda]

can you give an example?

[Coffee]

hmmm...perhaps the lack of a response was the example?

[sparticle]

Well, promise not to think we're a bunch of savages?

[sparticle]

For instance, is it rude to call one's husband "The Sermonator" because he does not have mercy, cannot feel pity or remorse, and absolutely will not stop until you're lectured?

[sparticle]

And how rude is it, I wonder, to dub one's infant daughter "Fraulein Crankenfuss" and continue to call her that fourteen years later?

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by sparticle
For instance, is it rude to call one's husband "The Sermonator" because he does not have mercy, cannot feel pity or remorse, and absolutely will not stop until you're lectured?

Is it funny that when I first read this it scanned as "The Semenator"?

[ally]

how did i manage to miss almost ten pages??????

[sparticle]

Originally posted by funkytuba
Is it funny that when I first read this it scanned as "The Semenator"?

That's even funnier -- mind if i borrow it?

[daverbee]

It isn't copyrighted, is it?

[Frieda]

excuse me, but where the hell are my postcards??

[Aphrodite]

Would you like a post card from Niagara Falls?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
Would you like a post card from Niagara Falls?
yes please! :) will you send me one?

[Aphrodite]

Would you like it sent tomorrow?

[Magpie]

Could you throw in a few C-notes with mine?

[Aphrodite]

Should I tape them on?

[daverbee]

Are you out of glue?

[Willow Sylph]

Isn't glue made from dead horses?

[Frieda]

and cows? and pigs?

[madasacutsnake]

I thought you got bacon from dead pigs?

[Frieda]

does that mean that bacon is actually glue?

[madasacutsnake]

Does it mean you can sniff bacon and get high?

[Frieda]

doesn't that give a whole new meaning to bacon?? :eek:

[Aphrodite]

If you pig out on bacon are you a cannibal?

[Wldchld]

I thought we were zemonkeys, are we really zepigs?:confused:

[Frieda]

does that mean i'm sticky?

[sparticle]

adhesive or cohesive?

[rapscalious rob]

If your glue was cohesive, would you call it sticky glue?

[Frieda]

i thought all glues were sticky?

[rapscalious rob]

Even glues that are all dried out?

[Frieda]

don't you cut those open and use them to roll a giant glue ball to play with?

[rapscalious rob]

Do you hold the glueball in your hands and then pretend to sneeze into your hands?

[Frieda]

:D do you have any green ink to roll it in? :D

[rapscalious rob]

Will a green stamp pad fit your purposes? :)

[Frieda]

oooh, can i borrow it?? :D

[rapscalious rob]

Why not?

[Magpie]

Do you really think that is mature behavior?

[daverbee]

Does Rob's green stamp pad make you green with envy , Frieda?

[funkytuba]

Would sparticle be happy if I let her use "the semenator" with reckless abandon and extreme prejudice?

[JesusTitties]

would you believe me if i told you 5 year ago me and a friend went to a sperm donor clinic in vancouver and were offered 100 dollars a donation, after a weeks worth of testing?

[madasacutsnake]

Is there gold in them there balls?

[daverbee]

Would those balls be worth their weight in gold?

[daverbee]

Did I just answer a question with the same question?

[sparticle]

Originally posted by JesusTitties
would you believe me if i told you 5 year ago me and a friend went to a sperm donor clinic in vancouver and were offered 100 dollars a donation, after a weeks worth of testing?

Any chance you can sign up that guy across the way from you and take ten percent as his agent?

[daverbee]

Isn't it OK for agents to charge 15% now?

[rapscalious rob]

Are you an agent of deception?

[madasacutsnake]

Are you deceptively gentile?

[ally]

does this mean that JT could already have biological kids?

[daverbee]

As opposed to artificial kids?

[Spicy Jack]

should he really HAVE kids?

[maychorian]

Do i have to answer that?

[daverbee]

Would you rather not?

[Willow Sylph]

Are you trying to avoid answering the question?

[McFlibbish]

Would that make me a bad person if I did?

[daverbee]

Bad in what way?

[McFlibbish]

If I told you, would you judge me?

[maychorian]

Are you really that sensitive?

[Spicy Jack]

don't you know me by now?

[maychorian]

Excuse me, have we met?

[rapscalious rob]

Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

[Frieda]

was it because of my broken tail light?

[Spicy Jack]

do I know you from somewhere?

[rapscalious rob]

License and registration, please?

[Spicy Jack]

do you do parties in that outfit?

[Frieda]

would you like me to do one now?

[rapscalious rob]

Do you use ze’s dance moves at parties?

[Spicy Jack]

were you watching me?

[Frieda]

would you believe me if i told you i am a pro at dancing like an imbecile? :D

[Spicy Jack]

would it be mean if I said yes?

[rapscalious rob]

would you believe that it takes a large amount of energy to *really* dance like an imbecile?

[Spicy Jack]

does prozac help?

[rapscalious rob]

prozac? with dancing?

[Frieda]

isn't that a waste of fun?

[Aphrodite]

Should we vote on that?

[Frieda]

don't we agree on this then?

[Aphrodite]

Isn't prozac one of the most common ways to get a depressed person to go dancing?

[Frieda]

so what should i take if i should really stop dancing?

[Aphrodite]

Could you take a cab?

[Frieda]

to go where?

[Aphrodite]

Do you know of any good places?

[Frieda]

we could go to that club over there? it's wednesday, it's 80's night.. how's that?

[Spicy Jack]

do they drink that green stuff at the clubs?

[Aphrodite]

Could you order some tequila for me?

[Frieda]

what green stuff?

[maychorian]

Oh! Oh! Is it lime jello?!

[Spicy Jack]

I think the name starts with an A, do you know what I am talking about?

[Frieda]

green stuff.. green stuff..

you mean this??

http://www.studiokoning.nl/pisangambon-3.jpg

[Aphrodite]

would that be absynthe?

[Frieda]

absynthe isn't green, is it?

[Spicy Jack]

absynth! could we get that?!?

[Frieda]

why don't you just take something that's really good?

[Aphrodite]

Would you mind if I just stuck to Jose Cuervo especial?

[Frieda]

what's that?

[Aphrodite]

Have you ever had really good tequila shot, with the salt and the lemon?

[Frieda]

ummm no.. is it true that tequila makes you puke?

[Aphrodite]

No not at all. Isn't that wine?

[McFlibbish]

Now who's whining?

[maychorian]

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

(From the book "One Hundred and One Elephant Jokes.")

[Aphrodite]

Did it feel hard pressed to whine?

[zenbabe]

Do you really hallucinate if you eat the worm?

[Aphrodite]

Should we ask someone who might think eating a worm was a good idea?

[Dark Chocolate]

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

[daverbee]

Kids drink mescal these days?

[Aphrodite]

Do they wash down their escargot with it?

[daverbee]

Escargot comes in bottles?

[JesusTitties]

how did two blonde pubes end up in my sink?

[Klynne]

Blonde pubic hairs? Have you been cheating on me?

[madasacutsnake]

What do you class as cheating?

[Spicy Jack]

Why won't you look me in the eye?

[madasacutsnake]

Which eye?

[Spicy Jack]

Are you giving me an attitude?

[madasacutsnake]

Is that what it's called where you're from?

[Spicy Jack]

What are you talking about?

[JesusTitties]

the brown eye?

[madasacutsnake]

Can you talk with your mouth full?

[noxxville]

isn't that rude?

[Klynne]

Why must you always dance around the subject? Have you been cheating on me or not ???

[Avalon]

Honey, why would I go out for hamburger when I have steak at home??

[daverbee]

Did you forget to thaw the steaks again?

[madasacutsnake]

I thought she was vegetarian?

[Avalon]

Do you think she forgot?

[madasacutsnake]

Who can resist steak?

[Avalon]

Do you think Vampires could resist a stake??

[madasacutsnake]

Do you think they could resist garlic steak?

[Avalon]

Do you think they are Italian vampires?

[madasacutsnake]

I thought vampires were from Transylvania?

[Avalon]

Is there a law against Italian vamps?

[madasacutsnake]

I thought a vamp was part of a shoe?

[Avalon]

Wasn't Greta Garbo a vamp?

[madasacutsnake]

I thought she was a recluse?

[agentsmith]

now where did you get that idea?