Question for Question

[Magpie]

Isn't a recluse a type of spider?

[Audreyvgs]

Wasn't it a black widow?

[sparticle]

Widow? Was Greta Garbo even married?

[Klynne]

I don't know, was she? And if she was, did George W or JT approve of this unholy union?

[Frieda]

do we really need their opinion?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

can we avoid their opinion?

[Frieda]

isn't that what most people always do?

[Abby Normal]

Do they?

[daverbee]

Why not?

[JesusTitties]

who likes sam roberts?

[Coffee]

Did that come out of left field???

[lapietra]

Is this a trick question?

[Spicy Jack]

who's sam robert?

[Deviate]

you don't recognize your own FATHER???

[daverbee]

You're my father?

[JesusTitties]

go to your mp3 download program and get all of sam roberts shit right now ?

[chuckie egg]

Can any sentence be made into a question just by sticking a ? on the end?

[Avalon]

Do you mean like: Luke, I am your father?

[Spicy Jack]

yes? no? i don't know? what was the question?

[Aphrodite]

Is that going to be on the test?

[Avalon]

There's going to be a test??

[Spicy Jack]

Why didn't anyone tell me about the test????

[lapietra]

Didn't you say you liked surprises?

[Spicy Jack]

where did you get that idea?

[lapietra]

Will you be mad if I'm honest?

[Spicy Jack]

could I ever be mad at you?

[lapietra]

Are you sure you can't imagine any possible circumstances?

[Spicy Jack]

but you wouldn't do THAT though...would you?

[lapietra]

What would you do if I did?

[Avalon]

Is there going to be a fight?

[Spicy Jack]

lala is just fooling around...right? :(

[lapietra]

Isn't it funny how one can ask an innocent question and people assume one is contemplating something mischeivous?

[Avalon]

aww, can't we have a little fun?? ;) (poor jack;)

[funkytuba]

What famous LaLa story?

[Avalon]

You mean the one I was teasing Jack with?

[Willow Sylph]

Who said we're being tested on this?

[lapietra]

There are famous LaLa stories? :eek:

:D

[Avalon]

She was the role model for Wonder Woman; you hadn't heard the story?;)

[Spicy Jack]

Weren't you talking about these?

http://www.research.att.com/~jrex/cats.jpg

:eek:

[lapietra]

Aren't those Jennifer Rexford's kitties?

[Avalon]

How lost am I at this point? :o

[lapietra]

Isn't it fun, though? :D

[Magpie]

Would you define "fun" please?

[Red Princess]

would that be an african 'fun' or a european 'fun'? and what is the groundspeed velocity?

[zenbabe]

If two trains are passing each other, one is going 80 mph, and the other is going 50mph....are the people on board having fun?

[madasacutsnake]

What are they serving in the bar car?

[daverbee]

Do you think the Bush twins would know?

[Avalon]

They're not going to bring their dad, are they?

[agentsmith]

do you think i even need to answer that?

[Avalon]

Will they be having entertainment there?

[catbelly]

Isn't their dad supposed to *be* the entertainment?

[madasacutsnake]

I hope he's not for real?

[Abby Normal]

We're having a test? Should I be taking notes right now?

[Spicy Jack]

are you paranoid?

[Abby Normal]

Is the pope catholic?

[Avalon]

does a cat have an a$$?

[Abby Normal]

Do they? Do gremlins turn green and evil when you feed them after midnight?

[lapietra]

do you mean one of these?

http://www.airportacres.com/images/pets/CATSCAN1.JPG

[Spicy Jack]

Lala!:eek: Didn't your mother teach you better?

[lapietra]

Isn't it CUTE!!?? :D

[Avalon]

It's adorable;) What is his/her name?

[lapietra]

Does one usually inquire?

[noxxville]

It's "Kitty" isn't it?

[funkytuba]

frmmrrrrrrrrrrrow?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Can anyone recommend a good Cat-to-English phrasebook?

[Coffee]

Would a book of Cat Chrismas carols help?

[Abby Normal]

Is it possible for cats to speak in morse code?

[Avalon]

Wouldn't "Morris" code be more appropriate?;)

[agentsmith]

what makes you say that?

[catbelly]

Haven't you heard of Morris, the most famous cat in advertising?

[Spicy Jack]

are you serious?

[Avalon]

Ofcourse I am; aren't you?

[Spicy Jack]

am I ever?

[agentsmith]

you call that an answer?

[Abby Normal]

What would you consider a good answer?

[agentsmith]

how dare you ask me that?

[noxxville]

Is that a question?

[Spicy Jack]

are you getting smart with me?

[Avalon]

What would make you think that?

[Abby Normal]

Is anyone else at a loss for words?

[Spicy Jack]

have you found your word yet?

[Abby Normal]

Do you think "ninja" would work?

[Avalon]

How about Teen Aged Muntant Ninja Turtles?

[JesusTitties]

whiskey hangovers or a punch in the face?

[Klynne]

Maybe a good hard spanking instead?

[Abby Normal]

Would anyone rather just sit at home and drink coffee?

[Avalon]

I love my home and I love coffee; but can you make really gooood coffee??

[lapietra]

do you like *strong* coffee? ;)

[Audreyvgs]

Cowboy Coffee?

[Aphrodite]

Can I have a coffee and a cowboy to go please?

[daverbee]

With or without chaps and pointy boots?

[Avalon]

Would it still be any good without the boots and chaps?

[daverbee]

Are there cowboy hats in Texas?

[Avalon]

Do their spurs really jingle, jangle, jingle??

[lapietra]

Why can't I get the Subserviant Chicken to do the two-step?

[Avalon]

Were you playing the right kind of music?

[lapietra]

Can't you dance the two-step to Dixie Chicks songs?

[Avalon]

Why yes you can!! What is wrong with that bird??

[lapietra]

Do you think he needs to be fed?

[Avalon]

On how many levels do you think it would be wrong to offer him a Burger King Chicken sandwich???

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you think it's real chicken?

[lapietra]

wow... what else could it be?

[lvlycwgirl]

Doesn't everything taste like chicken?

[Avalon]

You think I am going to touch that line??;)

[lvlycwgirl]

Whatever do you mean? :D

[Aphrodite]

Could you be referring to chicken of the sea?

[lvlycwgirl]

Does it smell fishy?

[Spicy Jack]

Do I really want to find out?

[Avalon]

Could you talk someone else in to smelling it?

[daverbee]

What are you willing to pay to watch someone smell that?

[Avalon]

How much money are talking about?

[Spicy Jack]

Is $100 about the going price?

[Avalon]

Do you accept checks?

[Flashfire]

What about credit cards?

[Spicy Jack]

How about you pay now before I find someone elses box to sniff?


(eww)

[lapietra]

Don't you love smelling empty chocolate boxes? :)

[Flashfire]

Is that a trick question?

[Flashfire]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
How about you pay now before I find someone elses box to sniff?


(eww)

How 'bout I pay on credit so I can cancel if your sniff isn't up to snuff?

[lapietra]

What would comprise a not-up-to-snuff sniff?

[Spicy Jack]

Would you stiff me if the sniff weren't enough up to snuff when smelling your stuff?

[lapietra]

Does anyone else think that last question wouldn't be out of place in a rap song?

[Spicy Jack]

Fo' shore! What should we name our rap group?

[Klynne]

PFrankiediddieZEmonkeyyointhehousehos?

[Spicy Jack]

In the hizzie wizzie?

[Klynne]

Do you have to pee? Or is it just me?

[Flashfire]

Doesn't that remind you of the shizzle, fizzle (whatever) commercial?

[Aphrodite]

Does anybody get that shizzle stuff?

[funkytuba]

Does your shizzle ever turn into dingleberries?

[Flashfire]

Did any one like that shizzle stuff?

[lvlycwgirl]

What shizzle stuff are you talking about?

[Avalon]

You missed all the shizzle stuff?

[lvlycwgirl]

Was I away from the board long? Did I miss out?

[Avalon]

How keen is your interest in shizzle?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do I need an interest to understand?

[Avalon]

Would you like to borrow my book on shizzle?

[lvlycwgirl]

Is it easy reading?

[daverbee]

Ever read The Brothers Karamazov?

[lvlycwgirl]

Who is the author?

[lvlycwgirl]

Did I run everybody off?

[daverbee]

Can't you see us?

[lvlycwgirl]

Is everyone invisible?

[lapietra]

Is there any reason not to be?

[Spicy Jack]

Are you feeling paranoid?

[lvlycwgirl]

Is it that nobody wants to play with me?:(

[daverbee]

You mean they aren't out to get me?

[lvlycwgirl]

Who is trying to get you?

[Spicy Jack]

Who do you think?

[lapietra]

Is it the people who want to play with lvlycwgirl?

[lvlycwgirl]

Are there people that really want to play with me?

[lapietra]

What exactly do you want to play at?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you know any good games?

[lapietra]

Yeah - but do you know how I can play them with with this darn "Websense" filter on?

[lvlycwgirl]

You can't turn it off?

[lapietra]

Do you think if I asked our IT department they would make a special exception for me? :p :rolleyes:

[lvlycwgirl]

Is your IT dept anything like most?

[lapietra]

Do most IT departments have more than one cute guy in them?

[daverbee]

Does our IT department have any cute people in it?

[Avalon]

If they are cute, how did they end up in IT??

[weissenflatz]

Are geeks cute?

[daverbee]

Other geeks would think so, wouldn't they?

[weissenflatz]

My day at the office is almost finished. What is your suggestion for friday night?

[jaymirror]

How about a beer and some fun with friends?

[weissenflatz]

I will do that. I'm meeting my friends at this place tonight: nobo bar (http://www.nobobar.pl)

What's your plan?

[daverbee]

Does Nobo take American money?

[weissenflatz]

Yes, they do.

Is there a bar in the states that accepts Polish Zloties?

[daverbee]

Want me to check?

[weissenflatz]

No.

How many children are being born per second in the USA?

[Avalon]

Too many.
Where did you find that disturbing photo for the image thread?

[weissenflatz]

Is it possible to find anything (including shit) on google?

[daverbee]

Have you tried to find everything there yet?

[Avalon]

Do you think you could find the end of the internet there?

[daverbee]

As long as there's a source of food it'd be worth a try, wouldn't it?

[Avalon]

Does that mean we are going to try?

[Aphrodite]

Isn't this the end of the internet? (http://watkins_memorial.homestead.com/files/eoi.jpg)

[Avalon]

Does that mean our trip is over???:eek:

[Spicy Jack]

can't I just stay and play a little longer?

[daverbee]

We need someone's permission to play here?

[Spicy Jack]

would that person be the monkey ring leader?

[Avalon]

Is that person here now?

[Spicy Jack]

does it look like it ?

[Avalon]

I can't tell from here; can you?

[daverbee]

Could it be we all look the same on the internet?

[agentsmith]

are you pretening you know nothing of the vast conspiracy?

[weissenflatz]

Aren't we all captured within our own imagination?

[daverbee]

Captured? Me? Where?

[lapietra]

Is it possible for *you* to be captured? :eek:

[Willow Sylph]

How can one be captured if one doesn't have an imagination?

[Spicy Jack]

what imagination?

[daverbee]

You mean that thing over there?

[Spicy Jack]

Ooo do you love dancing pink elephants too?

[daverbee]

Are they dressed in lavendar tutus?

[lapietra]

It might be lavender... or is is mauve?

[Spicy Jack]

What are you guys talking about? :rolleyes:

[daverbee]

Anybody got a color chart we can make comparisons with?

[Avalon]

Do you want the Dutch Boy Paint or the Shermen Williams chart?

[nycwriters]

HAS EVERYONE GONE MAD?!!!

[Avalon]

Not everyone; I think that guy over there is sane..or is he??

[daverbee]

Isn't that Dick Cheney?

[lapietra]

Umm... are you sure it's not Gorbachev with some makeup on his head?

[Abby Normal]

Why would Gorbachev wear makeup on his head? Is his skin that publicly embarassing?

[lapietra]

Aren't people often embarrassed about things about themselves that other people don't really mind, or even notice, sometimes?

[Avalon]

I think everyone noticed that thing on his head :eek:

[Abby Normal]

Such as my "embarrassing" mole on my upper arm?

[lapietra]

What mole?

[Avalon]

Mole? Could you hold your arm a little closer to the screen?;)

[Abby Normal]

(Presses arm to the screen) Can you see it now?

[weissenflatz]

Did you read the book about Adrian Mole? (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0380730448/102-2483289-9011337?v=glance)

[daverbee]

Does it come in large print for us old folks?

[Avalon]

If not, does it come in Audio?

[daverbee]

Could you speak up a little, please?

[Avalon]

stands next to Daver: Is this okay?:D

[daverbee]

What fish?

[Abby Normal]

Wanda? Where?

[Aphrodite]

Where's Waldo?

[Avalon]

Somewhere over the rainbow?

[Spicy Jack]

you're picking up a hobo?

[Avalon]

Have you seen one around?

[daverbee]

Whaaaat? I still can't hear you! Did you ask me if I'd like a hound?

[Clytie]

no we werent talkin to you now where is that spatula?

[Spicy Jack]

are you gonna cook for all of us?

[Clytie]

i love cooking who wants to help?

[Gatsby]

I'll help, what do I need to do?

[Clytie]

yes but do you know how to use it?

[Gatsby]

I think so - don't you hold it just like this?

[Clytie]

be careful where u put that - havent u done this before?

[Avalon]

Haven't you people ever used a spatula before??

[Gatsby]

What do you think we are, chefs?

[Clytie]

Do I look like a typewriter?

[Avalon]

No, did you want to?

[Clytie]

nononono *stomps her foot* wasnt that you?

[Frieda]

what was?

[Gatsby]

Is Clytie talking about the stomping sound?

[Frieda]

what stomping sound?

[Klynne]

Are you deaf?

[daverbee]

Whaaaaat??????

[Frieda]

actually yes, i am deaf, didn't you notice that before??

[Gatsby]

How was I supposed to know you're deaf?

[Frieda]

because i'm wearing this t-shirt that says "YOU CAN TALK TO ME FOR AGES, BUT I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU" maybe??

[Gatsby]

I apologize, I couldn't read it - didn't you know I'm blind?

[Frieda]

oh, really, is that what those sunglasses mean?

[Klynne]

I thought she was just stoned, didn't you?

[Frieda]

is she related to ozzy?

[Klynne]

Ozzy of "Ozzie and Harriet" or Ozzie Osbourne of Black Sabbath?

[Gatsby]

Didn't you know my dad is the Prince of Darkness?

[Frieda]

do you have any other famous family?

[daverbee]

If her father is the Prince of Darkness, is it possible she's one of the Bush twins?

[Frieda]

dubya has a twin?? :p

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When they were locking up the evil twin in the attic, was there any chance of a mix-up?

[Frieda]

what do you mean.. is dubya the best of both??

[Gatsby]

Can you guess whether I'm Jenna or Barbara?