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[Frieda]

who?

[topcat]

barbara

[Frieda]

was that a question?

[topcat]

no it wasn't. i blew it didn't i?

[rapscalious rob]

Can’t you ever get anything right, ever, under any circumstances, anywhere?

[Frieda]

do you think it's easy??

[rapscalious rob]

Are you kidding? Who DOESN’T think it’s easy to never make a single mistake, ever?

[Frieda]

who do you think you are, god or something??

[rapscalious rob]

God?
Haven’t you noticed all the typos and misspellings God has made on this board?
Can you even imagine what that translates to in terms of mistakes with stuff that is REALLY complicated, like, for instance, biochemical architecture?

[Frieda]

well.. umm.. i guess it would be a big genetical mess?

[rapscalious rob]

can you say “pissing in the gene pool?”

[Frieda]

is that what your true fantasy is?

[Abby Normal]

Is Rob into indecent exposure?

[Frieda]

are you interested?

[Abby Normal]

ehh...Do I seem to be?

[Frieda]

well you were asking about it, weren't you?

[daverbee]

About pissing in the gene pool or indecent exposure?

[Abby Normal]

couldn't it go either way?

[daverbee]

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

[rapscalious rob]

do you think I’m psychic or something??

[daverbee]

If you are, wouldn't you already know the answer to that question?

[Clytie]

are you faking innocence?

[Frieda]

wtf is innocence anyway?

[Avalon]

Did she ask if you were farking innocence?

[Spicy Jack]

who is Innocence?

[Frieda]

what kind of a name is that??

[Spicy Jack]

is she related to AoG?

[Clytie]

who said it was a she?

[Avalon]

AoG or Innocence?

[Gatsby]

Who is AoG?

[Aphrodite]

Does the word wacko troll come to mind?

[Magpie]

Yes and have you ever wondered if AoG wrote to Sean Combs?

[Avalon]

Do you ever wonder if she did, did he read it?

[daverbee]

Would you?

[lapietra]

How much will you pay me to do it?

[Spicy Jack]

How much are you worth?

[dinzdale]

How much do you think?

[Spicy Jack]

think? what's that?

[dinzdale]

What do you think it is?

[Avalon]

Can I give it some thought?

[daverbee]

Will it take much time?

[lapietra]

How much time do you want it to take?

[rapscalious rob]

Do things take time, or is it the other way around?

[daverbee]

If time flies like the wind, do fruit flies like a veggie bin?

[Spicy Jack]

Did Daver take his meds?

[Avalon]

Did you get them refilled?

[Gatsby]

Was I supposed to?

[Avalon]

Didn't he ask you to?

[Clytie]

where were you???

[Gatsby]

Don't you know where I was?

[Clytie]

if i knew would i be asking...wheres your head?

[weissenflatz]

Can I take a leak now?

[Avalon]

Can you find the bathroom?

[daverbee]

The room with the bath or the room with the toilet?

[laughingbuddha]

Which one is better?

[masterofNone]

isn't it obvious to even the casual observer?

[daverbee]

MoN, you're back?

[laughingbuddha]

when was he gone?

[chuckie egg]

Am I seeing things?

[laughingbuddha]

Have you forgotten your glasses?

[chuckie egg]

Have you forgot how to tpye?

[laughingbuddha]

have you?

[Avalon]

Have you seen my glasses??

[Frieda]

oh, is that what made that cracking sound when i sat down?

[rapscalious rob]

Could it have been the sound of the chair breaking? (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?postid=149370#post149370)

[daverbee]

If a chair breaks in the forest and nobody's sitting in it, does it make a sound?

[Spicy Jack]

Do you really think I care?

[Gatsby]

Aren't you into zen meditation?

[rapscalious rob]

Aren’t you into zenbabe?

[lapietra]

If zenbabe has a baby, will it be named zenbabebabe?

[Avalon]

What if it were a boy?

[Aphrodite]

Isn't Babe a gender free term?

[weissenflatz]

Shoulders genders be free for all?

[xerocs]

What if it was our baby?

[Aphrodite]

A xerox of xerocs?

[weissenflatz]

Isn't there a drink 'babe on the rocks'?

[xerocs]

How many of those drinks would it take to get in Zen's panties?

[daverbee]

Wouldn't that depend on her ability to assimilate alcohol?

[weissenflatz]

Since when does Zen wear panties?

[daverbee]

Does anyone on this board wear panties?

[lvlycwgirl]

How could you tell I didn't?

[Spicy Jack]

Why would anyone wear panties?

[daverbee]

As an emergency in case they ran out of boxer shorts, maybe?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do a lot of women wear boxers other than to sleep in?

[daverbee]

Wanna check and see?

[Spicy Jack]

are those Manties that you're sporting?

[Frieda]

do you think girls wear manties?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you think it matters?

[funkytuba]

If they did, would they still be called manties?

[Spicy Jack]

how many of the guys here wear manties?

[lapietra]

Do you really want to know that?

[Spicy Jack]

Do you know how many first hand?

[lapietra]

Why do you think they'd trust <i>me</i> with that kind of information?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you think any men would admit they do?

[Deviate]

shouldn't they be proud?

[masterofNone]

doesn't pride cometh before the fall?

[trisherina]

But isn't it Spring?

[daverbee]

If it is, why isn't it raining?

[Aphrodite]

Aren't you all getting this Thunderstorm?

[lvlycwgirl]

Are there strong winds?

[Clytie]

what would you consider strong?

[weissenflatz]

What are Manties anyway?

[Clytie]

manly panties?

[weissenflatz]

as in those very manly butt cleaving strings?

http://www.spymac.com/upload/gallery/user_96980/medium/upload_124370.jpg

[Avalon]

NOPE..these little jewels are Mantieshttp://www.manties.net/7dayb/mdays2.JPG

[weissenflatz]

I'm glad to say I don't know anyone wearing those Manties Avalon!
:cool:

[daverbee]

Was that a question?

[Avalon]

Do you think it was?

[weissenflatz]

*blushing*
Maybe is was the answer to a retorical question?

[Avalon]

Aren't those manties shocking??!!?

[lvlycwgirl]

Won't the lace be itchy?

[weissenflatz]

What is your favorite underwear?

[lvlycwgirl]

Who says I wear any?

[weissenflatz]

Should I check?

[lvlycwgirl]

Will you get embarrased?

[Avalon]

Should I take photos?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you have enough film?

[weissenflatz]

Will I enjoy it?

[Avalon]

Why wouldn't you?

[lvlycwgirl]

What do you think? :rolleyes:

[weissenflatz]

Do you mind if I check right now?

[lvlycwgirl]

What are you waiting for?

[weissenflatz]

Whoa. Should I go on?

[lvlycwgirl]

Are you nervous?

[weissenflatz]

Would you like me to touch you?

[lvlycwgirl]

Shouldn't there be another thread for this? ;)

[weissenflatz]

Did you just receive a raunchy private message?

[lvlycwgirl]

Are you sending me one?

[weissenflatz]

This thread is really going somewhere isn't it?

[lvlycwgirl]

Aren't you having fun?

[weissenflatz]

It's kind of warm in here, can we go for a walk?

[lvlycwgirl]

How is your stamina?

[weissenflatz]

Would you like to take long walks, several times a day?

[lvlycwgirl]

Don't most woman like long walks? ;)

[weissenflatz]

Can I get you an icecream on the way?

[lvlycwgirl]

What flavor do you think I like?

[weissenflatz]

Do you like chocolate and banana?

[lvlycwgirl]

Is that a flavor you created yourself?

[weissenflatz]

Would you like some cream on top?

[Avalon]

How glad am I that I left this thread??;)

[lvlycwgirl]

Are you really?

[Avalon]

do I look serious?;)

[lvlycwgirl]

Don't you occasionally enjoy smut?:D

[weissenflatz]

Am I glad we didn't break any decency rules?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you like breaking the rules?

[weissenflatz]

Do you like crossing borders?

[lvlycwgirl]

Is that a trick question?

[weissenflatz]

Will you answer it anyway?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you think I'm scared?:rolleyes:

[weissenflatz]

Would you give up everything and go on a quest for the bucket of gold under the rainbow?

[lvlycwgirl]

Didn't you already know I AM the bucket of gold?

[weissenflatz]

So what are you looking for?

[lvlycwgirl]

I haven't seen a green leprechaun, have you?

[weissenflatz]

But if we do, we'll kick his ass won't we?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you think you can take him by yourself?

[funkytuba]

Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

[lvlycwgirl]

No, have you?

[weissenflatz]

have you every tried turkish delight?

[lvlycwgirl]

Are you Turkish?:D

[weissenflatz]

Do turkish men have foreskins?

[lvlycwgirl]

Should I know the answer to that? :eek:

[daverbee]

Wouldn't Turkish men only have one skin like the rest of us?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do we have a "skin" expert?

[weissenflatz]

Am I happy you don't know the answer?

[lvlycwgirl]

Wouldn't that make me look bad?

[weissenflatz]

Why is circumcision popular in the states, and not in europe?

[daverbee]

Is it because we gotta give all those Urologists something to do?

[weissenflatz]

Should we start picketing in the states against circumcision?

[lvlycwgirl]

Why should we?

[daverbee]

To break the stranglehold the Urologists have on our freedom?

[xerocs]

are we talking about my "package" again?

[lvlycwgirl]

No, but can we?;)

[daverbee]

Are you a Urologist?

[xerocs]

yes, but can it wait an hour?

[funkytuba]

Why? is he on his lunch break?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you want to see my credentials?

[xerocs]

What are your credentials?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you have time for me to show you?

[catbelly]

Can you give me a time estimate first?

[lvlycwgirl]

Are you a quick learner?

[xerocs]

Can you teach fast?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you think you can keep up?

[xerocs]

Do you think that you can slow me down?

[lvlycwgirl]

Why would I want to?

[xerocs]

Is the the part where I am supposed to talk about savoring the moment?

[noxxville]

Well then what do you want?

[xerocs]

How am I supposed to know what I want before I've had it?

[lvlycwgirl]

Don't you know by looking at it?

[xerocs]

Can't looks be deceiving?

[lvlycwgirl]

Are my looks deceiving?

[xerocs]

are you asking me if I want you?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you?

[xerocs]

How mad would JT be if I stopped his thread by just saying yes?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do you know him well enough?

[Abby Normal]

Clytie, why does the bunny rabbit in your avatar have a roll of toilet paper on its head?

[Klynne]

Clytie, is it a fashion statement?

[lvlycwgirl]

Did this thread have a quiet death?

[daverbee]

You mean it isn't already dead?

[lvlycwgirl]

Did I bring it back from the grave?

[daverbee]

You mean like Dracula? Or the Wolfman? Or Frankenstein's Monster? Or Jason Voorhees? Or the Alien? Or Ben Stein?

[lvlycwgirl]

Any others?

[Clytie]

the toilet paper is the height of fashion!

next month Teacups!

[xerocs]

why did you not ask a question?

[daverbee]

Maybe it's a metaphorical question?

[Clytie]

ahhhhhhhhh i forgot --maybe i have amnesia?!?!

[xerocs]

Where is lvly?

[daverbee]

Isn't that her over there?

[xerocs]

How do I get her attention?

[lvlycwgirl]

Are you looking for me?

[weissenflatz]

hi cutie pie!

[xerocs]

Do you want me to?

[daverbee]

She asked, didn't she?

[lvlycwgirl]

lol.

Am I lost?

[weissenflatz]

no, you're there. Some of us are just a bit shy

[xerocs]

maybe you are found?

[Clytie]

where are we???

[lvlycwgirl]

Am I close to you?

[lvlycwgirl]

Did everyone leave once I got here? :(

[xerocs]

Originally posted by lvlycwgirl
Am I close to you?

do you want to be?

[lvlycwgirl]

Doesn't everyone?

[Clytie]

any opposed?

[xerocs]

Is it possible to feel so eligible when you are stuck in Iraq?

[lvlycwgirl]

You aren't eligible are you?

[Clytie]

how can u not?

[lvlycwgirl]

How can you not what?

[Audreyvgs]

Is there a way to get around it?

[xerocs]

I am but I am not... because I am so far away... no?

[lvlycwgirl]

Weren't you going to go take a nap?

[Clytie]

how can u leave us at a time like this?

[lvlycwgirl]

Is he gone?

[Clytie]

*sobs* where would he go?

[xerocs]

Where do all men go when nature calls?

[lvlycwgirl]

Did everything come out o.k.?:D

[xerocs]

Actually i went to smoke... so yes.... did you miss me?

[lvlycwgirl]

Can't you tell?

[xerocs]

That much?

[lapietra]

Isn't the impossibility of expectation of commitment a freeing thing? :D

[lvlycwgirl]

Isn't it nice to be missed?

[xerocs]

???

Do I turn you on?

[lvlycwgirl]

Were you trying? ;)

[xerocs]

Did it work?

[lvlycwgirl]

Can you tell from over there?

[xerocs]

Can you imagine if i wasn't 9000 miles away?

[lvlycwgirl]

What would you do?

[xerocs]

A better question is "what wouldn't I do?"

[daverbee]

Hmmm...should I...ummm...maybe leave you two along for a little while?

[Frieda]

maybe they could get a room?

[daverbee]

Which room would you suggest?

[Frieda]

wouldn't the darkroom be appropriate?

[daverbee]

You'd think so, wouldn't you?